Stavvy's World - #107 - Liza Treyger and Marie Faustin

Episode Date: December 16, 2024

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at SureCrisp.com slash delivery. Oh, bah-ha! Welcome, everybody, to Stovey's World. 904-800-STOVE. Call in, we'll solve your problems. Welcome, thanks for coming, gals. We have Lisa Trager, we have Marie Faustin returning. Thanks for coming And actually Lisa, this is your first time here, but you said two o'clock

You didn't get lost or were late at all. You actually got here at 155 and Marie I actually got a text from you at around 155 that said traffic was bad Which is interesting. I didn't know I didn't know that when traffic's good you can get from Brooklyn to Queens in five minutes That's actually new information Out the door It was 146. I could have won more Game of Tetris in. But even knowing that you would be tardy, I still had to be on time to the party. Well one of us has to be on time. That's true.

That's why me and Sydney can't be on the podcast. No, no, no. Sydney was on time the last time she did the episode, and it literally shocked me and messed things up. Because I had budgeted an extra 15 minutes minimum knowing Sydney was like she came in I was eating lunch I was like you're here five minutes early. That's the worst there was one time you came before me and I was humiliated because I was giving you shit like you better not be late the boat's gonna leave and then you were there

before. Wow. Because that's the thing you know glass houses. Of course. There's nothing worse than when you're piece of shit late friend and we all have them. One of them is on the couch right now. Nothing worse than when they beat you somewhere. Yeah. No, and you're nothing worse than.

Small victories. Yeah. And if I beat anybody anywhere, I'd be like, oh, so this is what we're doing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Showing up when we want. You immediately get judgmental. It's like the psychology of when you let somebody in versus when you've cut the lot, when you're driving and you're like, cut people off to get in and then you're like, oh, thank God.

And then somebody tries to get in. You're like, you animal. I dare you. You animal. This is why we have traffic. You think you're better than us? You are nasty going around. No, you know what I always say?

I'm like, I bet I like, someone's in trouble. I gotta get there. That's positive, thinking that way. Sometimes. If I'm stoned enough, I'm like, I have a family emergency. If you're serene and you're stoned, you're like... If I'm not running late to a thing, then I can let it all go. I get in the Uber, the first thing I say is, how long does it say it's gonna take to get

there? And then whatever they say I go Have you ever missed a flight of Okay, good, that's good Okay, that at least makes me feel that it you have hurt yourself and not just me You know what I mean that has this is you know what I was thinking have you ever had a situation where friends are like? Fuck her we're gonna take the table so we don't lose it and then you don't get to come?

No. That's fun. Yeah, I like that. I was thinking that. No. So they'd be like, take it. No. Recently my friends had to lie and go,

she's in the bathroom, but I was nowhere near that venue. Oh wow. A place that won't suit you unless the whole party's there. So they missed one table and I was still walking and then they lied and said it was in the bathroom Yeah, but people yeah, but but we got the table. That's good. Yeah Sometimes you gotta lie, but I had to try on the you know Seven to eight outfits before I try it put it back on the first pair of sweatpants

Of course to go to a diner with your friends, you got to look good. Yeah, but you know, people are chic in New York City. Sure. Yeah, yeah. And people are inspiring. You want to kind of bring something to the streets. And you can make this. I'm trying to fall in love, sorry.

I know, like, I want, you know, I'm trying to be. A chance encounter, you want to be breathtaking. You can make sweatpants chic in New York. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure, it's possible. Sure. I had a crop top. I don't know if you can. How dare you? Of the three of us, one of us has made sweat attire.

One of his signature looks. Thank you very much. OK, I'm out there. You don't mean chic. Oh, my God. Now, usually on planes, I look, you know, I'm a sweatpants, sweatshirt, nonstop. I look crazy. And I'm like, again, I need to see

if I can meet someone out in the world. Maybe someone else is traveling a lot and wants to be married. And then when I landed, my whole family was like, why are you wearing business casual? Are you on your lunch break from the office? You got a blazer on, Delta One? No, but I had a little like a dupe of those expensive kind of wrinkly silk pants,

you know, with a tucked in. Like a tucked in. Tucked in is wild. Like a turtleneck tank. Oh wow, a turtleneck tank. And then I had a 300 dollar, like I had like a Jenny Kane sweater. I don't know, it shows this kind of.

Yeah, that was too much. I don't think I've ever seen you dress like that. No, it felt weird. And as soon as I landed, my whole family was in disarray. My business casualty. So you dress like you're going to the club in 2009. Yeah. My salon receptioning to the club days. Hell, yeah. Oh, my God.

Elders is in there. H&M blazer, little skinny tie. Ready to go. Yeah. We're like, OK, go punk ready to go. Yeah, okay go punk No No, I don't know that we even thought for one second about how we dressed we had no look whatsoever I mean it was just though how baggy pants are that was how we dressed in in high school I mean Baltimore City literally throwback jerseys in fucking big-ass pants. That's kinda how I dressed in high school. And then in college, I tried to wear different...

There's a picture of me where I look hysterical, where I'm trying to... I'm wearing like a fitted black long shirt, and then my pants... I look like I'm in the background of a Nelly video. So it's like the biggest pants you've ever seen in your life and like a nice little black, like, I don't know, almost formal shirt. I look so stupid. Yeah. No, I bought goth pants once from Gadzooks and my-

Gadzooks? What? What in the shaggy, from Scooby-Doo? Yeah. I actually got a shirt from Zoinks. But know what character you're saying? I'm wearing a shirt from Zoinks. You know what, parents made me return them immediately. I'm wearing a Jinkies bra right now. No, my parents made me return them immediately.

Oh, they wouldn't allow you to be goth? They sent me back to the fucking store. Thank God they were such wide big pants. They were Jinkos. No, but they were, I'm glad they, it was $70. Sure. For a tee. He wanted that back. They wouldn't allow you to be goth, your parents? No, but they were I'm glad they it was $70 sure They wouldn't allow you to be goth your parents, um, I didn't want to be goth. I don't know what I was doing I went to one concert when I don't know But I do have a red hot chili pepper tattoo that's haunted my life

That's not goth at all. But I love the Backstreet Boys, but yet I wanted these Jinkos. Like, I don't know what was happening. Interesting. Obviously, identity issues. How old were you? What are we talking? Junior high.

Junior high, OK. That's a tough time. Well, the giant pants are back, and I'm not mad at it. Yeah, but now I can't wear. I would look like a bully older sister. Like, it's not for all body. That's a good look. That's somebody, somebody's into that.

Yes, bully older sister. That's more you. Yeah, I know. Who are you kidding, Lisa? Oh, the perfect look for you? Bully older sister, yes. I'm working on it. Winter, I can put it together summer,

but winter it's just so hard to make the shift of like, you want to be warm but not hot, walking a lot, but I don't know, it's so difficult. Layering is tough. It's so hard to get dressed like this time of year. Because it's like, do I need a jacket? Can I wear shorts? Do I need sleeves? What is 58 degrees? 58 degrees is tough, I agree with you. I need sleeves? Yeah. Like, what is 58 degrees?

58 degrees is tough, I agree with you. But it's getting cold, you should just plan for cold and then have a backup plan now. Yeah, but then I hate when I get where I'm going and I'm hot. Yeah. Now I'm like, ugh, I gotta tie my coat around my waist. Like, better.

That is a tough look, yeah, yeah. Then Lisa's bullying you. Yeah, she sees you with a thing around your waist. I'm wearing a North Face around my waist. Yeah, that's it. That sucks. Yeah, I agree with you. Someone's doing well. Is that posh?

No, just for me in 10th grade. It was. It was. Yes, I believe North Face was a status symbol. I had a Columbia in high school. My parents did. I had a South Pole. I had a Columbia in high school. My parents did Spring from the North. I had a South Pole as well. The black and orange classic.

You know that one? Remember that one, Eldis? The orange fur? It was the orange inside, black outside with fur. You all saw the Reba McEntire boots with the fur situation? I did not see that. Obviously the song from our childhood is Boots with the first. You're imagining a boot with a fur.

Yeah. Right. So she posted a photo. She's an older white woman of boots and then wearing a fur. And she put her boots with the fur and everyone's brains exploded because but it works. It works. But no one even

she's not about it once. She's an innovator. She's an innovator. I took my cap to Reba Corn dogs back. I would say single mom who works too hard two jobs. Yeah a single mom Wish I knew more of that song. No, that's all you really need Fancy's good but

You know, what's great when my niece wants to wear things in my old closet I'll be like can I have this and oh my god. Yeah, that must feel good. It feels so yeah Yeah, we're in a cyclical zone of it It really is what looked what people wore when we were children, which is hilarious, which I love my coach purse It's waiting for me. My mom found it can't wait to bust it back My mom used to say this to me all the time fashion is cyclical and I was always like And she was like we used to wear those and I was like Where's all your old flares and she was like I left them in Europe and it was like why are you talking to me was like, well, where's all your old flares? And she was like, I left them in Europe.

And it was like, why are you talking to me? Yeah, well, your mom's stunting on you. She's like, I dress better than you. I used to live in Europe. Yeah. You're fucking. She's like, you just in New York. Yeah.

You broke ass. Yeah. You're an uncultured New York swine. But my mom got rid of all her stuff, but my dad still has all his suits from the 70s and 80s. Oh, hell yeah. And I think my brother wore one of the suits to prom and he looked crazy. Yeah He was cool. So they were like, yeah Wow, that's the ultimate sign of of that's how like how power is

Conditional in high school where it's like if you're cool, you can get away with a lot It's a real flex to dress stupid and still. But they don't. That's the thing. Mm-hmm. That's why, you know, they don't. They can, but they don't. I'm thinking about the cool people when I was growing up and that was very strictly

Amber Crombie. Of course. Hollister. There was no deterioration. Not deterioration. They deteriorated after. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, delineation. That's the word of the day? That's actually not deteriorate after. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, delineation. That's the word of the day? That's actually not it either, actually. Okay. You know, delineation means like to separate things. Without any diversion. Demarcation.

Demarcation. Not quite. You're getting closer. Diver... Deviation. Deviation. Come on, that's the word of the day. Elden said that with like family feud energy. We're on two X's and we need one last one.

Oh, I'll just got it. Yeah, that is funny. It definitely wasn't Abercrombie. You're right. It was a that was those were the two the two concurrently running things was at my high school. It was all like baggy ass You know jeans and shit like that and then at like Greek at the church youth camp Everyone was like preppy and oh my baby for some reason like if you were Ready, baby, would enter the man certainly I definitely Wanted yes, I definitely yes, I was a fan of the BB girls for sure Yeah, love that stuff. They had fake IDs. Yeah They wouldn't yeah, they were dating 25 year olds when they were 16. They wouldn't listen

Nasty now. No, it's horrible. But yeah, they were cool back then They're like, whoa, they get to ride in that guy's BMW that his mom probably has the papers for We bullied our swim coach because he said his mom got him this his Volkswagen Golf I'm like your mom bought your car you dumb piece of shit. He was 25 Yeah, I that yeah feels so normal but we Like grossed out by him. I feel like teachers when we were growing up had two ages. Either they were like 22 or they were 180. Yeah.

And it was like, we just thought they were all old, but they were all like super young. Oh, yeah. No, I saw one before seventh grade started, my English teacher doing this at 7-11 to the Slurpees. Whoa. I was like, Mr. L-B-E-S-T. Rumbley bit, rubbly bit. into the Slurpees into his mouth. I was like, Mr. We'll believe it.

We'll believe it. But he was also hot if you're divorced or anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, there's no way you can respect a teacher if you see him do that. Like you see him pull that move. That's insane. That's nasty.

Yeah, that's just non-hydra. You should probably leave. Yeah. He had a tie-dye shirt on, but also at the end of the year, our big project, it was, we had to do a magazine. I was like person of the millennium. I picked Barbara Walters. They're going to do a whole magazine of the millennium.

Barbara. Yeah. Thousand years of history. Barbara Walters is the most notable person. Is she the one that has been to Houston? Is it crap? Yeah. Yeah. She's had some great. she's had some bangers And she was a playboy bunny. I believe she went undercover for a story for a story She she dressed as a playboy worked for 70 years

Yeah, she a playboy bunny in the 40s like no like she was a waitress at the Playboy Club is like as part of a Part of reporting there's a picture of it. Ex-faux-ay. This is so cool. Mm-hmm. Pardon my cough. Yeah, that's her. That's Barbara Walters?

Oh yeah. Yeah, she's looking good. Shout out to Barb. That's how you know the picture's old. It's black and white. Oh yeah. It's sepia filtered. But you did write other articles,

that's some crime stuff, but you had to put ads in it. And this is the same teacher who went, Corona, that's my favorite beer. I'm giving you an A. And he gave me an A right there. That's weird, that guy shouldn't be around kids. Not Barbara Walters, but the Corona commercial.

Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna go ahead and say, leave his name in there and put him in the registry. If he's telling kids his favorite beer. Send it to the FBI, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A guy doing this would be like, sick beer choice, 14 year old. Corona is your favorite

beer. That checks out. I just had a Peroni for the first time last month. For a stoner. It's delicious. I don't like beer. I don't either, but that Peroni hit in a way that... Peronis are good. I'll give you Peronis. Is Peroni fancy Italian people beer? I don't even know if it's fancy, but it just was so crisp. Yeah, if you were the teacher and a kid did a Peroni ad, you'd be all in. You'd be all in. Dad messed up the whole curve. Yeah.

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on the pod. Oh, where are you from? I'm from Ukraine, President of Ukraine. Oh, cool. Odessa. Yeah, he came from Albania Greece Stepped in stopped in Greece and then came to Baltimore and then So we didn't go to Brighton Beach. That's actually like my sliding doors moment I really experienced all of our like gross family went to Brighton Beach

Living the same weird life like never coming out of it And I just want to know if I was I would have escaped or been in that So like I just if you would have been caught there if you would have been like Helping your next to rocks like this Hair teased up nice to the heavens real Russian looking With a purple with like a you, sorry to cut you off, like your uncle purple as shit just in the sun all day. Just getting that weird fucked up Russian tan. What are you going to say about immigrants? I'm sorry.

I was going to say, what is it with immigrants liking rocks, trees, bushes? Like nations love a picture next to a shrub. To them it's like, it just can't be you. So it's like, we'll get in front of the trees. But they're not smiling in front, they're like this. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I want to, yeah, we didn't have a lot of,

we didn't do a lot of wildlife photography. We weren't out in the bushes personally. No, what my dad would do when we would say, take a photo of how pretty this is, he'd be like, we'll buy a postcard. And then when we'd be at the shops, he'd be like, we're not buying a, we'll take a picture. And then we would say, take a photo of how pretty this is, he'd be like, we'll buy a postcard. And then when we'd be at the shops, he'd be like, we're not buying a postcard, we'll take a picture.

And we would get nothing. We would get nothing. You're bad. Just like me, for real. Yeah. Cause now when I'll take pictures of stuff when I'm out, I'll be like, you know, for the dump, the dump that I'm never gonna post.

But also like, sometimes as I'm taking it, I'm like, I'm not gonna do anything with this photo. Yeah, never. My phone has like 60,000 photos on it Yeah, and they're bad or it's like the same thing and it's like why did I take three angles of this little fat statue? Well, this is good Cuz we have family album like do you guys have tons of yeah, we had albums. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like they would print them out There was a little artfulness to them. Yeah, there was more like, oh, I can't wait to see.

And, but I wonder what will we do with the albums, I wonder, I'm curious. I'm gonna just leave them at my mom's house until. I kinda like it, it almost feels like, I feel like we should do albums, because it makes you decide what is actually useful. What picture deserves to be printed and put in a little album.

Yeah, but that's the best. It was like going to CVS or wherever to pick up the... Oh yeah. Waiting? The photos that you forgot. Waiting to see if they were cool. And it's like your dad's thumb for like a photo. And you're like, okay.

In college, then I would scan them, and then I would make a Facebook album. Wow, the snake eating its tail No, it was exciting So when you you you have you have no basically you just remember being in Chicago Do you have any one memory during the like immigration process where I fell into like a fountain with koi? fountain so my first memory At the mall?

Either Vienna or like Italy, like during our immigrant stops. But my first memory as a human is falling into a fountain. Being scared and cold and like. Yeah. Yeah. And then I remember, yeah, then I was just like, yeah, in Chicago. In Chicago, yeah. Were you the, were you the oldest or?

No, thank God. I had a sister ten years older than me Oh, okay Older she's going through her adolescence now that are now actually now later 40s. Yeah. Oh interesting to be so mature Yeah, yeah, you have to do all the paperwork all this stuff got married young kids young so now she's like Nice. Well, unfortunately, she's taken a liking to imagine dragons Unfortunately, she's taken a liking to Imagine Dragons. Oh no. Oh no.

She's been following them. Oh no. She's following Imagine Dragons on tour like it's fucking. We've seen them like four or five times. Oh no. In different countries. Oh, like the Grateful Dead? Your sister's Grateful Dead is Imagine Dragons.

She's a dragon head? She is. Holy fuck, that's awesome. She's a dragon head. Holy fuck. That's awesome. Dragon respect. She is she like divorced. Is she married? But she married her high school sweetheart. They love each other.

They're going through this kind of deal. Oh, yeah, they're like, cute. They go on these trips. I felt very divorced following the Imagine Dragons. Oh, no, they're like, wow. The kids are a little older. They've created a really beautiful family and life for themselves. She quit her job of 15 years.

He's like working still. But like nice. Yeah. They travel and have a good time. In the drink. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We just start having a struggle because we're used to relying on her for everything. So now she's having a good time. Yeah. Now she's like, I'm actually sick of being responsible for the whole family. And we're like, it's like, we actually sick of being responsible for the whole family and we're like She deserves it but we would like her to get back in line

Actually, I opted out of all of that my younger sister is the person that's like doing all of that stuff from my mom. Wow, what a bum. Yeah. Wait, what about your brother? Is he younger? He's older, but they don't ask boys for nothing. They're just like, yeah, he can't really read that well, but that's my baby. Just put on dad's turquoise tuxedo and go to prom. With the ruffle vests hidden. The girls will handle the paperwork. Yeah, my brother just like kind of coasts through life. Respect. But my sister, my mom's like, yeah, you gotta call the IRS, you gotta call this person, you gotta... My dad's like, what does this word mean? And I'm like, whoo, I gotta go. That's interesting because you stayed in New York. It's not like you moved, like I just moved away. I was like, I'm not dealing with this. Because I was sort of, I was the oldest

and I definitely, when I was a kid, did all that shit. Like I did a lot of translating. I did a lot of writing letters and shit for my mom. And then I was like, I'm not fucking doing this bullshit. And then I really retired and I, thank God shit went well. Because now it's like, I could just send a, now I could just send a nice little check home. Like, hey, I'm thank God shit went well cuz now it's like I could just send a now I could just send a Lit nice little check home like hey, I'm not gonna be around but here's a little something and they love that

Oh, they love it and then my brothers get to do all the bullshit I feel bad for them because they're the ones around they're the ones, you know, they should have ran away from home They really should have they should have accidentally gotten famous on the internet That's a lot better than having to do chores, having to take grandma to the doctor and shit like that. Yeah. Have you seen the Heidi Montag clip? You know, that is I know Spencer from the Hills. So it's a journalist go.

It's her go. Heidi going, yeah, I'd rather just be famous for being famous and make money than like have a job. And the woman's like, yeah, but isn't there honor? Like I'd rather work at my family's restaurant. She goes, and that's your path. And I loved it. People are like shitting on you, like you're only doing this.

And it's like not working is the crack code to life or the cheat code to life. And if you could figure our way to not fully, fully work. Well, how's Heidi doing now though? I don't know that it worked out for her. I'm sure she's doing cameos. Yeah. She working bank.

Pull up Heidi Montag cameo. Let's see what it costs. I bet Spencer's on a house of villains. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are they still together? Yeah. No, he, I mean, he pretty much secluded and abused her for a while.

But. Damn. And they're still making it work work they don't see how to get one we don't see a price just as follow for updates the fuck no I don't think it's a great life I think it's on $99 on the okay all right okay not so crazy about cameo they reached out to me years ago mm-hmm hey you know your personality is perfect for this you just make videos when people pay you to shout them out. And I was like, gay.

And then I woke up one day and it was like congressmen are doing. Yeah, you're like, there's this is pathetic. Who would yeah, who would degrade themselves? Yeah, Tyson is doing a 30 dollars. But how long have you been on it? The pandemic is when I jumped on it. That got a lot of... it was only fans or cameo for a lot of people. There's videos one way or the other.

You're showing me or you're talking about somebody's birthday. But I see cameos of my feet and boots and like low-cut. Look, I did do a few. I just did half that. There was like four regulars. How much did, whoa, how much were you selling feet videos for? It was fully in a boot, so I didn't care as much. $30.

Yeah, like I didn't care. Wow, some guys paying for soft core feet porn. That's a level of horny I'm not. I can't even think about. I just saw a moment of horny. I'm not I can't even think about Okay, so a girl they a guy asked her to put gummy candies in her socks Go running and then put them in a bag and send them off. Oh man Like a sweat filled gummy candy Yeah

Without question second option you think? He rubbed them on his face. Put them in your butt. Okay, butt. I don't know about putting gummies in your butt. Seems like a problem. Maybe a smell, but yeah, once you're asking for gummies, those are going in your mouth. That's great.

I'm thinking about the gummies I got in my purse right now. Yeah, I'm thinking about how little I want gummies around anyone's feet. I just am not interested in them. Yeah, but foot fetish people are like the original fetish people, I feel like. They are unapologetically all about feet. They want them on their face. They want them on their balls. They want them everywhere. When I was in college, I met this guy that, it was like the first time I ever met a guy that had a foot fetish.

I just had on flip flops, I came into the dorm, we're all hanging out. The way he was staring at my toes, I was like, I have to leave. Oh no, it was like a fucking horny stare. It was like, hey, how you doing tonight? That's the thing, they're crazy. Keep it in. Well, now listen. You wouldn't do that to another fetish, keep it together. Well, doing tonight? I was like, that's tough. They're crazy. Keep it in.

Well, now listen. You wouldn't do that to another fetish. Keep it together. Well, here's what I will say, right? And I'm not a feet guy, but if everyone's walking around with their titties out, I'd have a hard time paying attention. You're looking at the titties, but you're not. But we're talking full titties out.

Full titties out. That's what sandals are to these guys. Yeah. Titty toes. out. That's what sandals are to these guys. I'm just saying. And look, I'm not saying it's right and I think they should acclimate, right? But if everyone had their titties out no matter where I am, you would catch me a couple, there would be a couple moments of me being like, sorry, what were we talking about? So these sickos, they are sickos, don't get me wrong, although we are sex positive here Just don't make a woman uncomfortable when you're looking at her feet

I just like pretend to drop something right up gotta get these files Yeah, look at my job don't like oh you six feet Yeah, and you're like looking all the way down and that was no that's that's bad anyway shout out to Josh Yes, Josh like I think I got something I think I got like a popcorn kernel stuck in the back of my tooth hey Marie can you get this in your big toe you know something subtle like that you seem to have pretty sharp nails you think wherever you could get it in your big toe? Eww. Yeah, foot fetish is tough life. Weird. I mean, that being said, I will put my feet in someone's mouth, but that's because I'm

a giver. Of course, of course. And there's nothing wrong with that, but it's like getting super horned. I just don't get it. I don't understand what the... But I'm a simple guy, what can I say? So titties is what's going to get you into that. I don't understand what the but I'm a simple guy. What can I say? So titties is what's gonna get I'm a pretty down-the-middle titties type of guy call me old-fashioned Like you see titties and asses and that sort of thing. That's nice. What can I say? Yeah, yeah not feet I don't mind if night and I'm not mad at a nice foot I'll be like, oh nice Well, there's also a difference with you like oh while we're fucked if I get a foot in my mouth They're in the mood in the mix if it happens. There's a difference between that and if I don't see a foot I'm not coming ever

Yeah, that I did like a distinction and then there's another maybe weird things I'm into but I can have a plain day to sure Sure, sure, but these guys we can always have a turkey sandwich for lunch. Yeah, it doesn't always have to be we don't have to go to Fogo the chow every day Getting into our brains are people talking about Conversation multiple times to me recently interesting. Maybe you're giving off a Fogo vibe because I haven't been talking about Fogo the Child? I didn't know that. It has come up in conversation multiple times to me recently. Interesting. Maybe you're giving off a Fogo vibe.

Because I haven't been talking about it. I'm a little hungry, and I had steak earlier, so maybe that's what's going on. You had steak for breakfast? I had steak and eggs. I went to the gym early, treated myself to steak and eggs as a little treat for getting the gym in. You went to the gym, and you said, steak and eggs.

Protein, baby. You didn't say, your peanut butter smoothie. No. That's not fair. You didn't say, yo, yo, peanut butter smoothie. No. That's not fair. You need to understand. Marie, let me teach you about nutrition. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So funny. Yeah, just completely wrong. Oh, and servings of bread. It is so funny. And they're like, you could have fruits and veggies. Yeah. As long as you're getting your cheese and meats in.

Yeah. Yeah, this is the one to the left. I had a magnet, that black one. Yes, I know that one. We took a field trip to the grocery store in first grade. Oh, wow. Wow. Broke at school. Broke at school. Yeah. A field trip to the grocery store in first grade. Oh wow. A field trip? Wow. Broke ass school. Broke ass school, Irk. Oh I remember it vividly.

I loved it. Yeah yeah yeah. Okay what's at the top? The kids need to eat sugars. Fats, oils and sweets. Milk and cheese and meat. Yeah this is all bullshit. 6-11 servings of grain.

It's just so funny. I mean I love it but it, uh, I love that. I know. And what is the new food pyramid? Because apparently this is only till 2005? I don't know. The new one. The new one is like, don't eat none of that stuff.

Hmm, interesting. Who did this? Who did the new one? I'm gonna say Michelle Obama. Is it Michelle? I don't know. I agree. That's what I was thinking too, but I was Good oh is the meat in the bottom? Oh hell yeah now we're talking Okay, look at the bread is at the top now

Now they got hold on a second why is their feet in the middle? Why is there feet in the middle? Yeah. Did Josh set this up? It really is. There's shoes. There's gym shoes and fucking feet is part of the pyramid. Next to salmon and broccoli. Well, yeah, you got to put the feet, the gummies with the feet.

And that's what you eat at the bottom. I could eat a salmon avocado sushi roll every single day. I agree with you there. It's my favorite. A perfect, one of the most perfect foods that exist an egg and cheese for day a salmon avocado for lunch Mm-hmm, and then a full cheeseburger Love that for me. It's there. I have it's like half and half. She I just dairy dairy dairy. You're there. Fucked. You're a big dairy fan. I want a bubble tea.

I want cream in my coffee. I want a piece of cheese like I am. I'm like, oh, very cottage cheese. If you get like a milk tea or like a matcha, but I try to get the icy ones actually. I love Boba. I'm a bougie oat milk bitch now. I be like, yeah, let me get it with oat. One person told me it's actually canola oil. Yeah, it's bad for you, it's over.

Well, it doesn't really. It's not gonna make me poop my pants. I do have diarrhea every day. I'm not gonna sharp myself. Well, not yet, who knows. Wait, it's canola oil? Yeah, Jared Goldstein was like, it's oil, it's like slick. Yeah.

And it's got a lot of sugar added to it I remember when they first came out when they first came out oat milk lattes. I'm like, oh, this is healthy And then I had one every fucking day and then it's like and then you and then I watched them make it and it's like The cup is like filled to here with milk. It has like this much coffee You're like, I don't need be drinking anything that much. But yeah, I didn't grow up with milk and has like this much coffee and you're like, I don't need to be drinking anything that much, but yeah. I didn't grow up with half and half. I always drink iced coffee and then I finished mine.

My friend was slow on hers. I'm like, can I have more of your coffee? And I went, what is this? New world. What is this? And I have a, I want to splash a half and half. It's delicious. It changes.

Half and half. Is that like half cream, half water or something? Half cream, half milk. It is decadent. It's good. It's creamy as fuck. It's dec and half. Is that like half cream, half water or something? Half cream, half milk. It is decadent. It's good, it's creamy as fuck. It's decadent. If you put it in the blender, it literally becomes whipped cream.

That's how you get whipped cream, it's awesome. Can I like sour cream? Yeah, I like cottage cheese yogurt. I'm with you. Cottage cheese. I mean, that's some Ukrainian shit. You know what I mean? That's where we can't fight what our genes want sometimes. Yeah, you know what I mean? That's where you know we can't fight farmer We can't fight what our genes want sometimes you know

Yeah, you want you want bread and butter with fish eggs every day Yeah, that's the other thing about moving to like a Greek neighborhood. It's like they have the types of oh I saw three inside out Lambs on my way here. Yeah Yes, absolutely I get fresh lamb chops grill them up all you cook I do Wow Like that fresh lamb chop that's you Yeah Absolutely drop over as I would love and legitimately I would love to open up a fucking grill. Like when it's like as a retirement thing, like I'm the guy who grills shit up

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I've been trying to get into food influencing. It's hard. Yeah. This is tough. I don't know how many more things to say. I'm like, yeah, it's fine. It's fucking good. I don't know what to tell you.

This burger is good. Yeah. I think you have to try the chicken Big Mac. You know, I had to. What was your review? What's the chicken Big Mac? It's a Big Mac with chicken. Like ground chicken?

No, no, two patties. No, I make chicken patties. It's like two patties with chicken. It's interesting. It's kind of crazy it took this long to get there. I know. They won't even do a veggie one yet. It's really wild.

McDonald's won't have a veggie burger. I think everyone who's tried it just fails all the time. Burger King had it for a while. That's gone. No, Burger King's Impossible is beloved with vegetarians. It's still there? Yeah. Oh, never mind. Take it back. Other places have gone back.

But here's the other thing though about Burger King's burger. You know why it tastes good? You think they're putting it on a different grill. That shit's got meat juices all over it and vegetarians are like holy fuck This is the best veggie patty I've ever had I mean, that's my hunch anyway, you know Honest review it tastes just like if you're on the freestyle machine. Yeah, it tastes like a vanilla diet coke So it's more just like a vanilla cream soda flavor.

Not a cookie. I agree, I think it's got a little, if you give it a while, I think it's got a little cookie back end, but it's mostly vanilla. I like them, I do like that flavor. You know what I meant to Ollie Pop? Are you an Ollie, do you fuck with that?

Nine grams of fiber in every can. Isn't there something fucked up with Ollie Pop now that's coming out? Oh no. I think it's getting oat milked It's actually crushed beetles in it or something yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's not a do not drink it Yeah, do not drink olypop our soda Shit it's fine gas. I guess you guess gassy You should be there's nine grams of fiber, so yeah. Burping and farting.

The truth about healthy sodas, are they really, now here's the other thing, is this, did Coca Cola pay for this article? You know what I mean, we can't trust anything anymore. The healthy sodas are often super expensive, some claims they make, blah blah blah. I don't recommend these sodas because we know that a very diet high in plant fibers is a gold standard for gut health. Why recommend a product whose benefits aren't conclusive? Oh, okay, so I should rather have a fucking salad than soda No shit dickhead, but is it better than a coke? Have a grape soda with fiber

Always the safest thing sure Salad is not always the safest thing sure Once I was eating a salad I was like this is the best salad. Oh, no it was good, too I get to the bottom of the salad. I'm like what's that little piece of olive I look and my brain will not focus. But I'm like, what is that? What intro is this? It was a bug with mad legs. Oh no. And I was at work, right? And I was like, I have two options. I could be very demure about this and just throw this salad out the window or I could call the city. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I started screaming. Everybody came running in. I was like, there's a bug in my salad.

They're like, do you want us to go to Sweet Greens and get you a new one? No! That's where the bugs live! Yeah, yeah that's the origin of the bug. But most places when you go get a salad like out at a restaurant they don't rinse the leaves before they give you salad. You're just eating dirt. That's true. I don't rinse the leaves either though. That's nasty! I don't care. If you get the you get the pre chopped ones they're like wash Your maybe no, I mean I am but yeah That's fine shucks bugs have a lot of protein I got a bug in the sweet green and salad once at my old job, too.

It was like so sad. I was just like eating it at my desk. Because you don't, by the way, you don't want sweet green in your head. You're like, I'm doing the healthy thing. I'm not getting Chick-fil-A. So you're not pumped or off diluting myself like more Buffalo Ranch. More Buffalo Ranch. A little more. Either way, you're not happy. You're getting chicken or you're adding an egg. Yeah, I just saw some small little

Millipede something it was small and gross. I was like picked it out put in my trash can kept eating this thing That's a yeah, you're living in the real world unlike Marie who thinks she has eaten bugs before it's a part of life Marie Grow up. It's a part of New York life for sure. I went to a bodega once in Union Square, which is where I messed up because it was a delicatessen. And I ordered a sandwich and I went to work to eat it on the roof.

I stole somebody's juice out the fridge. Wow, what a fucking menace. What a great day. What a piece of shit. I'll eat your chips I didn't pay for. What kind of juice do you remember? No, it was like one of those like San Pellegrino like, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? Like a blood.

Yeah, that's a good one. That would have pissed me off if that went missing. I'm like, my pinky's out. What job was this? I was temping at... Oh, temp, yeah, there's no... Yeah, I was temping at... Oh, temp, yeah, there's no... Yeah, I was temping at some model agency. Where it was like all these older people and gay people

being very mean to 12 and 13 year old models. Oh no! That sucks! Fashion week is coming up, I want you to not eat any bread. And take the stairs, no elevators for you this week. Oh my god! This girl weighs seven pounds! Alright, you know what? Good, fuck them. Kids stairs no elevators. Oh my god

All right, you know what good fuck them take their San Pellegrinos Take that old gay mean guys San Pellegrino Grown-ass man telling it cuz most of the models that y'all see on runaways and stuff. They're like 14. Jesus Christ Really really young that's so if you see a model, that's so fuck that you just not be allowed but they're like they have these like little Yeah, but the perverts are in charge of everything. That's true But that's one of those ways that it's like when that becomes knowledge. We should have stopped doing that You know what I mean? Like they still just want Charged are into you're right, but that's

The perverts in charge are into it. You're right, but that sucks. But the perverts are the designers, the photographers, the agents. Pervert up and down. When people are like, not him, I'm like, where have you been? Like, it's so weird when people are shocked, where they're like, this coach? Yes.

Yes. That is true. Literally every women's gymnastics coach should probably go to jail. Yes. Just there's maybe one good probably go to jail. Yes. Just, there's maybe one good guy. You know, out of a hundred of them.

And he's gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, true. He's good to the girls, but bad to the guys. Yeah. No, I mean, not to get serious, but I guess we just... Yeah, let's get into it. It's the big issue. It's not only the perverts, it's what you say.

It's like everyone that knows the receptionist that know. Yeah, sure. Other teachers, the principal, everyone that hides it all. Yeah. Whatever reason. So it's like not only the bad guys, but then it's like a community of hush hushers. Yeah. Perpetuate it to. Yeah. I'm not listening to the people. So there's no way we can stop this. We can take our San Pellegrinos,

we can put bugs in their meals. What can we do to disrupt the- I mean legit, violence and castration. Yeah. That's the name of the episode, violence and castration. All right, we'll think about it. Put that, yeah, put that down.

And if you're against it, that means you're a pervert. Yeah smart It's a new dawn baby, I trust the American justice system to figure out the right people to castrate That's for sure. No No, Marie, that's the point No, no Marie that's the point. American justice system, LOL. America's funny. So anyway, so you're drinking a pedophile San Pellegrino. Go ahead, finish up.

San pedophile, grino. San pedofino. You're having a San pedofino. San pedofino. And I took a bite of the sandwich and I was like, oh my god, this is the best sandwich I've ever had. Maybe you love bugs. Because the salad and the sandwich are both your favorite meal you've ever had. No, because you know what it is? I'll wait until I'm about to starve to death to eat.

And then it's like, woo, this is the first thing I ate today. This is delicious. Gotcha, gotcha. Right? Being famished is like the first thing I ate today. Gotcha. Delicious. Gotcha. Gotcha. Right. Being famished is like the flavor, if you will. Yeah, sure. And so I'm eating it. And then I FaceTimed my friend, right. I take another bite. I'm like, oh, right. My friend picks up. I look down right where my teeth marks. Oh, no. Right.

Where my teeth marks are. No, no, no, no. There's a bug laying on the tomato, like with the lettuce on top of it, like a duvet. And my friend was like, hello. And I was like, I got to call you back. I was a TikTok friend. Yeah. And I was like, what the like? Yeah. Truly like when I tell you, you know, you look down at the bread and it's like two little half moons.

My right where my teeth ended, it was like his antenna was. So they you scraped the the bug price, scraped the top of your tooth. Absolutely. But you didn't split them in half. I threw that. Yeah, you're you know what? You're like, we need to clean our veggies. We've not been eating all these bugs. Yeah. You have. You've been swallowing them.

That's possible. I am a quick eater of sandwiches. I don't do too much observing when I'm eating seeing them, because you've been swallowing them. That's possible. I am a quick eater of sandwiches. I don't do too much observing when I'm eating a sandwich. I do a lot of devouring. Ew, I threw the sandwich off the roof. And I went back to the place, and I said there was a bug in my sandwich. They were like, do you want another sandwich? No.

Give me my money back. Give me my money back. Give me my $12 back. Yeah, that's fucking gross. I told my mom the story and she was like, you should have been like, I'm not leaving until you give me all the money in the register.

I said, you wanted me to rob them? Yeah. The best was I went out to dinner with a friend. She needed to be gluten free. They didn't bring her gluten free. She ate the bowl of pasta. Her hands expanded in front of our eyes. Oh no. Full red.

King Charles? She went King Charles with it? And they were like, ah, we'll get you free champagne. She's like, champagne? I'm like. He has our teeth. He turned into Professor Clone. Fuck. Wait. How do you take that down? I Fuck How do you take how do you take that down?

EpiPen or just have to wait it out. No, it's not like a celiac is the full allergy I think you know like she obviously had an intolerance that was Stronger than not, but it wasn't like out afro phylactic. How do you say anaphylactic? Yeah But I respect that you just said, I'm gonna do my best, I'm gonna do verbal spell check. I'm just gonna throw it out there, someone will know what I mean. You said it like it was a red squiggly line.

Yeah. Fav-lactic. Fav-lactic. Fav-lactic. Fav-lactic. Fav-lactic. Fav-lactic. That's fucking, that's fucking awesome.

But I hope I never am with someone that needs an EpiPo. It seems pretty scary. You know the guy in Disney who died? His wife died, right? I thought he died and then they were like, you actually signed your rights away? Yeah. That can't be real, right? No, no, it is real. They tried it and there was such a huge back So basically what happened is a guy's wife died they she they were at Disney they were in a restaurant

She was like insisting like hey, this doesn't have whatever she was allergic to right or else. I'm gonna fucking die and Yeah, she had food with allergens at the Raglan Road Irish pub and restaurant at Disney World I mean tough to die in Disney World in Orlando Florida is so fucked up but apparently they because he signed he signed up for Disney Plus they claimed that he couldn't he waived his right to sue them now there was a huge backlash and everyone and it probably would have gotten thrown out anyway, but this is what these companies are They will try any bullshit thing. They don't care about you They just don't want to have to pay because he has Disney Plus on his TV at home

Yeah, literally that's what they attempted to say that because it's all good I'm Bojack Horseman like years ago and it's come true like they can legally kill you if you sign up for their services I guess yeah, luckily I got somebody else's Disney place. I haven't signed shit in so long. It's fucking insane, though, man. Disney is like a billion dollar corporation. Yeah. Just give the man a couple shekels of silver. Yeah, you'd think so.

Like that. No, they wouldn't be that. Well, they're pieces of shit. I mean, that's the problem with, yeah, these giant companies. So did he end up getting money? I don't know. They threw it out. I'm sure they probably settled because it was such a public backlash. But at some point there won't be a public backlash and they will attempt shit like that. But, you know, what are you going to do?

I don't know. Tiktok is very powerful. Yeah. Like, if it catches. They're trying to get the Menendez brothers out of jail. Like every criminal they're like no but he I love his band. Yeah. They did serve 30 years. I do understand.

They did serve 30 years. Yeah. This is true. That is I mean 25 to life if they had good behavior like I you know. And they got wildly. For some other criminals I might not say that but I feel if you committed the crime as a teen, but you got abused Yeah, 30 years Parents and then they were like, let's get some new cars. Like you could have waited a little bit sure, but that's a separate issue

Yeah, that's murder and then you can't tell a victim how to act You can't tell a victim how to act, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's mourning the loss of his father. He's also a killer. He's a killer. I can't tell a victim, but I can tell a killer not to do that. Grief takes many forms, Marie. You don't know what these guys were up to, how sad they were.

I do love that you could just see them. They went to the Knicks games courtside. Yeah, those guys are fucking... Shout out to the Menendez brothers, man. Free them. I mean, I can't think of a killer that's not that big of a, like, and we're back. Big comeback.

Big comeback for a killer. I've never seen it before. What, who's the girl that just got out of jail for killing her mom? Oh, you're right, Gypsy Rose. Gypsy Rose. But we were on her side before she even went to jail. Gypsy's out there, she's doing great.

I think she's having a baby. It's like jail. I thought she broke up with a guy. Well, she was the new guy. Oh, wow. Who's hotter, it's like someone from her past. He having a baby. It's like, hell. I thought she broke up with a guy. Well, she was the new guy now. Oh, wow. Who's hotter. It's like someone from her past. He's hotter than that other guy, thank God.

Gotcha, gotcha. Gypsy's got a nice little glow up, too. Yep. You know? She's gonna do campions. She's pregnant. That's what I just said. But I thought you were making it up.

I thought you were just riffing. I didn't know she's literally pregnant immediately. Yeah. Announcement brings you with ex-fiancee turned new boyfriend Ken Urker. And baby's last name gonna be Urker? Yeah. That's Urker right now. Did I pretend, did I mess up?

Get on. Steve Urker. Steve Urker. Did I mess up? Okay, Urker is the alleged father We're already done we already got a ledge Paternity test non-invasive she posted it. She posted it The grid the paternity test

99.9 percent There's been a lot of chatter on the paternity of our baby. Well, we've known for sure from the beginning I feel that it's finally time to put the theories to rest Wow Ken is going to be an incredible dad Let's see what Ken looks like pull up. Yeah Go up. He's cuter than her ex-husband. Go up, but she was barely that was the guy who held her down through prison Yeah, yeah, yeah The prison boo was never gonna be as hot as the fresh out of you know He was there because he was fucking getting her ramen packets and whatever the fuck.

Oh man. He's like a normal looking guy, you know. Yeah, the other guy, yeah. He looked like Kevin Costner. He kinda does look like off-brand Bruce Willis for real, but I wonder if it's because of the being bald and having sunglasses on. Okay, Gypsy.

I mean, what kind of person is into somebody who kills somebody? Well, you know, it depends. Is that? A lot of lunatics. I mean, number one, we're talking insane people. But her mom really abused her. Her mom was a piece of shit.

She for sure. And she didn't kill him. Her boyfriend. She for sure was there when it went down, like, back in time. But her boyfriend was in his 20s, she was a teen. He is the one that listened to a teen and went and killed someone. I'm with Marie though. Like, look, if you're eliminating people, it's like, you know what? There's one of those, a lady that's exactly like her that never masterminded

her abusive mother's death. He wants to save her. He's like, it's spicy. I might die tonight. Let's have a baby. I know for's like, it's spicy. I might die tonight. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's have a baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know for not to bring it down again. Whatever. Go ahead. Girl, we're talking about murder.

Oh. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Lisa has true crime brain right now. She really does. The women who are really into the periopilars and dating, it's usually abuse so they they like

that they know where he's at like he can't leave he can't he can't come interesting so you actually overall feel safer because they're in jail they're not even hot it's so weird that was like the Richard Ramirez is that the dating that's the night stalker the night stalker yeah he's crazy he is kind of hot killers I but he is but he really he had fucked up teeth he really really he was like puking jerking off from people's homes after killing him and no patterns it was like crazy oh interesting yeah yeah, he is. He's got a little Bushwick thing going on.

Yeah. He's up in Ridgewood or something. He's got, yeah. It looks like a tall Bushwick comic that I know. Did you guys see the doc? I think it was Netflix or Hulu, but it was, she worked in Corrections for a long time, fell in love with a guy.

Yes, the lady who helped him escape. Yeah, yeah. Oh, the escape from Danimora. And all the presenters in the interview. What's the Danimora? No, that was a different one. It was like a recent case. It was like on the news like a year ago.

Escape from Danimora is really good, just a good show. Yeah. Different case, but this woman, all of her colleagues and friends are like, he used her, this is disgusting, like we need to help her. And all the criminals are like, that's true love, man. I've never seen love that true. Well, was a guy in Baltimore yeah of course because to them that's the fucking dream that's like a Disney movie for a prisoner that's Prince Charming to him

to like a guy who's serving life he's like I get pussy and broken out of jail that's awesome and she like she retired from her job and she told them like the day before she left. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy. And she might write this card. It sounds like Escape from Dana more honestly. I know. Very similar. I know. Well, because it's there's as few episodes based on all these. Sure, sure, sure. Sure. OK.

I I'll defer to you on this one. I just watched the Martha Stewart documentary and she cheated on her husband twice and she was like, it wasn't emotional. It was just, it was just a beautiful day. Yeah. She's a badass. She's truly emerged as like,

She is cool. But she was also, A hard knock bitch. She was also such a piece of ass that it's like, you probably let her get a couple. I mean, I didn't realize that she started out hot. She was also a knock bitch. She was so such a piece of ass that it's like you probably let her get a couple I mean, I didn't let it go started out hot. She was like a Model than a stockbroker and then yeah, and then a housewife and then she had a daughter that she never hugged Yeah, she got stitched up by her best friend it'd be like if eldest stitched on me, you know, I'd you right eldest

If you ever fucking if you ever flipped on me, you know, I fucking Same thing Watch your back Eliminate you man She was also like a terrible person to work for she yeah probably. Oh, yeah Someone that hot. Yeah, she's bitch. I know that she came to their office for a meeting. Yeah probably. Oh yeah I know someone to work for her. Someone that hot. Yeah she's a bitch. She came to their office for a meeting. Yeah that's what it was for my friend. But if you're hot, rich, good at tablescapes, you're gonna be a bitch. Yeah yeah yeah. Nothing about Martha Stewart says nice to waitresses. There's not a single element of her that says that.

Yeah she seems like the type to be like, why would you garnish it like this? Yeah. And you're like, huh? She's the true Devil Wears product to me. For sure. She would look us up and tell us. I agree with that. Well, who you think would win in a celebrity death match?

Martha Stewart or Anna Wintour? Oh, wow. Fighting physical, Martha. What's a felon? Yeah, but she was in white collar jail. Yeah. They had tennis courts in their jail. Anna Wintour is so frail.

Yeah, but they were mean to her. Martha East, I don't think Anna East. Oh, you saw the, you saw the documentary. I didn't see the. Yeah, okay. Camp cupcake. Interesting. Well, I don't know.

Well, they were just on Watch What Happens Live, Snoop Dogg, and someone else, and then Martha was bartending on Watch What Happens Live Live and Ina Garden talked shit about Martha Stewart in the book and they talked about it and Snoop had her back like in such a real way I think their friendship is. Their friendship is real. I think they're actually real. They look yeah that's a good friendship. That's cool. You know they met on the roast of Justin Bieber. I didn't know that. And they it in the dark. Wow. And they just hit it off. He was, she said he was chain smoking blunts next to her for 12 hours and they just formed a friendship. I said, yeah girl, you was hot. That's beautiful, man. That's beautiful. I love that. Well, look, we could talk about who's a bitch and who killed who all we want, but you know, we have serious work to do,

girls. Let's not forget. This is a thrill. I'm so excited. We have a lot of I'm so excited. We have a lot of people to help here. I've never done a pod with this nice of a big screen. Yeah. We can look. We try and really get.

Look at all these cameras. This is professional. They didn't yell at us. We try and. I see it on the internet. I see this part on the internet. Yes, yes, yes. I never see this part.

It's nice. There's a whole, so much goes into this stupid podcast. And so we have a couple, we're gonna do some questions here. Nine cameras. 50 cords. 50 cords. A lot of cords. A lot of cords. A lot of cords, three cams. Nice lighting setup, folks. Yeah, truly.

Like this? Yeah. This little soft basket lighting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you'll never see it, folks. You'll never know what they're talking about. Um, so let's do, anything to plug here in the midway point of the show.

Girls, anything you want to say? I'm on the road. Please come see me. Love it. Where can they find you? Glitter Cheese, Glitter Cheese online. I have a link tree. And then I have a podcast called That's Messed Up, an SVU podcast. Yeah, yeah.

But mostly on the road is Glitter Cheese. Cool. Oh, I have a Netflix specials coming out. But I don't know when. Okay, cool. March, I think. All right, in March. Thank you. I love that you forgot about the special. That's messed up.

Marie, anything for you? I have a podcast called Mess. Oh yes. Yes. Where, I mean, honestly, the people who send stuff to Star Wars would be perfect for my podcast, because y'all are all a mess. And are you doing it with Sydney?

With Sydney, Washington. Two favorites of the show folks go, have you guys done this show together? No. It would be too powerful. Oh, you gotta come back and do it together. It'd be very well moisturized. Yeah, I would love it.

That is one of my favorites, YouTube versus, it's one of my favorite things is to go back and forth with YouTube, cause it's such a challenge. Cause it's so. Yeah, cause like Sydney and I like boost each other yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I got fucking Elvis over here I'm fucked it's just me you're going to Sherry and Terry from the Simpsons this is the twin two purple hair girls yeah I thought she meant Patty and Sally. No, no, no. I'm like damn girl, do I sound that bad? Damn.

Damn. Sherry and Terry of course. The mean girls with the bangs. Oh yeah, that's us. Not the chain-smoking middle-aged DMV boys. Go listen to the pod, Mesh. Did you see for Halloween a guy that worked at the DMV dressed as the sloth from Zootopia?

Oh, that's awesome. Yes. That's nice. Good one. Little self-awareness. Never heard the DMV. We could use a little more of that, folks. But also your plugger fun live show.

Oh, yeah. Thank you, friend. I host a dating game show. It's called Why Are You Single? The next one is December 11. I don't know when this is going on probably I think it'll be just if I might be two days before Your show if you were there, I think it's December 9th. Whoo. We'll see let's not promise anything Things get shuffled all the time

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They were all straight, and I was like who are y'all with? Is this one girl with y'all the person who set this up? No she had she didn't even know who I was. It was this guy that was like me I'm a big fan I was like he gonna kill me tonight. And then in years, Lisa will say she'd get out of jail. That's Mr. No, and he said recently there was a man moaning and so he had to be asked to leave. He was moaning at your show. Well, then I didn't know if I heard I go, is there moaning? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then there was a scuffle. Oh, scuffle.

I don't think so. But the girls in front said, thank you so much. He was he was moaning a lot. Oh, no. That sucks. He was there with his dad. It was weird. It was his dad's birthday. What the fuck? Yeah, nothing good. Did the dad get kicked out too? Yeah. The dad stuck around.

And finished the moaning. That's my favorite. I love when a drunk bitch gets kicked out and the friend or boyfriend. I love that. I really enjoy that. I love that too That's awesome. Like I hate her too. Well, maybe we have some dumb bitches calling. Let's see what we have here eldest Hi, Stavi First of all, I love you. Thank you. Hello eldest. So my name is Savannah. I'm recently engaged and I'm obviously like already planning the wedding stuff and I'm also thinking a lot about like my bridal party, who I want there. I have a lot of friends who I love from like different stages of my life and they all get along well or I

think they will get along well if they haven't met yet. Except for two of my friends who they're really close. They're my really close friends. I met them during college and during that time we were like best friends. We lived together for a few years. But the thing is they're kind of like socially awkward and I don't really like going out and partying and I honestly kind of feel like they're sort of condescending towards my other friends who do like to have a little bit more fun.

But also like you know we still spend time together. They've been there for me through some like really hard times in my life. And I know also that they expect to times in my life and I know also that they expect to be in my bridal party because of like things that they've said to me recently so my question is should I have these girls be in my bridal party because like I think they would be really like organized they would have heartfelt features at the actual wedding. But I also think they would ruin the vibe of the bridal shower and the bachelorette trip.

But then I'm like, is it superficial to even care or to prioritize those events? No. And my ability to have fun partying in Nashville over the actual wedding? Nashville is, that's a little too on the nose. Although I know that if they didn't get invited, they would get upset and it would be bad for the friendship,

which is important to me, so what should I do? Thank you, love you. Love this question, love this question. I think we can really figure this out for her, for sure. So I've only been in one wedding outside of my sister's and she mish-mashed a lot of different energies and there's one person she wasn't really that close to but felt like she had to.

They were kicked out after the bachelorette party and were disinvited from the wedding. And while we were at the wedding without this person, we did feel like, thank God this person's not here. Like she would have been a bummer. But also, you know, I think these girls can go on the batch, oh, they're gonna ruin the vibe. Well, they're gonna ruin the vibe

is why she doesn't want them to do it. But they're gonna be organized, so they're gonna keep everybody on top of their stuff. And I will say that is important. Because these trips and these like, like that is an asset. You don't want to type it, but you don't want someone that's so bossy.

And I, cause if they're also condescending, you don't want someone too organized. I think you got to invite one. You can't, you can't split them. You can't, that's insane. You can't split them up. Friend, friend, you can't split them up.

Whoever looks cuter and is gonna get the most likes on Facebook can be in the bridal party. I think, it's not about the bride, but I think for the trips, yes, invite your fucking friends. For the day of wedding, you're getting dressed. You want just the people that are gonna make you feel at ease, be able to center you, like, really be there for you.

You don't wanna have to be on edge on your wedding, but I think for the trips and vacations, it's like you can have a Daria and Jane in the corner. It's fine. Yeah, you can. I will, so yes, I have, the general thing I'll say is that this is your wedding. Right.

This is your fucking whatever. And if for some reason, deep in your soul, you're like, I don't want these people there, then that means you probably also, and if that might ruin the friendship, that might mean you don't want the friendship. If you actually like these people to that extent, you would want them there.

Or maybe you have different ideas of how good of friends you are. And it's not worth, you never wanna feel like you're doing somebody else a favor at your Fucking wedding right it's about you It's not about fucking them and so like I know people who have invited maybe they were like work people or Somebody some like in-law type of thing and they did fuck the vibe up now Having said that if this is just that you have two friends who,

they do sound like her good friends, like she said they went through a lot of stuff together, they helped her get through stuff, they were college friends, and yeah, maybe they're, like you're saying, Daria, maybe they're like a little, maybe they're like, they're like not as fun if they're a little lame,

but they're still your good friends, and you do actually care about them and I know you were saying about the type-a thing as long as they're not like type-a bitches But they are just organized because that's also important I've been to fucking bachelor parties where no one's in charge and it fucking sucks Yeah, so I'm just saying like condescending to ever Well, they're probably the ones that gonna be like I'm gonna go back to the room and lay down early. And sure, but here's the thing,

will that ruin the vibe or is that just like, okay, great, see ya. Yeah, later. So you have to decide, are they just not as fun, but that's not a big deal because they'll just go sleep early? Yeah, do they love you, do they care about you, do they want you to have the best time,

are they willing to put their shit on hold for you? Are they gonna stress you out on the day of the wedding or are they gonna get you together? Yeah. I still say split them up. That's truly the worst possible thing you can do. One can come to the wedding and one can come to the wedding. One's in Nashville and one's standing at the pulpit

or whatever with you. The pulpit, yeah. I also, bridal shower is so weird to me. Yeah, it is. That's family only. You know standing at the pulpit or whatever is the pulpit yeah? So weird to me yeah, it is family only I I just can't imagine being forced to do out like I think I have a good friend even the wedding I was in I was not expected to be at the bridal shower. Yeah. Yeah, you know it was a little more normal I know he means certain people have different like I know people who Like Greek people are kind of have it as a bigger thing. Like, it is more of a, like, whoever the fuck, like, dudes are there.

Like, it's kind of like just a party where you get gifts and it's kind of not, you know, you invite everyone. But I know other people who, and I've known, like, when a Greek guy marries, like, an American girl, and she wants it, like, what you're saying, where it's like, really tight-knit, just, and it's like, you know, okay, it's, but ultimately, you know what it is, it's whatever the fucking bride wants. And that's what we, that's what we keep, I think we're gonna keep coming back to with this question. You have to decide, ultimately, you have to take a honest, like, inventory

of their pros and cons and how they make you feel. And not- Make you feel, yeah, it's not how you're gonna make them feel. Not how they make you feel. And not. Make you feel, yeah, it's not how you're gonna make them feel. Not how they're gonna make everybody else feel. And do that, exactly, just you, not about what it's gonna affect them, whatever, and then decide

if they're fucking, if they're worth it. Because even for my comedy special, I had to make, I didn't want a few people there because of how they behave. And it was upsetting to them, but I didn't give a fuck. Of course. It's my big professional moment and I don't trust you. Here's my thing about it as well, is does the bridal party need to be massive?

Can't you just be like, oh, it's just my sister and my cousin. Like you can make it smaller so that they're not part of the wedding. They can come. But I think it's a different thing because I think people go to the bachelorette trip that aren't in the bridal party.

Sure, sure. Yeah, so like, so yeah, that's why I keep saying like the trips are one thing, but the bridal party you shouldn't be for. Like no. Yeah. And if someone has an issue with only being in the trip and not being in the bridal party, they're a bitch. Like they're a dumb party that they're a bitch

Like and you might not but you know Also our caller our friend here sounds like a bit of an anxious person So there could be a little bit of getting worried about something that's not an issue Like that, you know like worried about like the She didn't even want to get to the question. She was like, yeah, you know, like I don't know I also want to know what they're saying to her to make it seem like they're so entitled to being a part of it Well, they're probably like oh, it's good. I gotta say I gotta lose this weight for the wedding Yeah, yeah, like it's gonna be so fun Like oh, I can't wait for the you know, the just shit like that where they assume they're in yes

That might annoy me too. Like we fucking you not making, that's also a tactic of people that wanna guilt you a little bit too. But what you have to think about is, are they trying to guilt you, or do they really love you and are excited? Cause that's, and by the way, if you just think, I will say if their biggest sin is that they're not that fun, that's not a big deal.

But if it goes beyond they're not that fun, that's not a big deal. But if it goes beyond they're not fun and they will ruin your fun, that's the problem. If they're just kinda lame and are gonna, you know what I mean? But also, I really believe in like, how often do you see these people? Is this someone that you just know from college and you see them once a year

when you all go home for Thanksgiving? Then they are not entitled to all this. Like, exactly. Sure, that's a great point. You could have really lovely relationships with people you've known for a long time, but it should be about from afar this these are my buds that I hang out with every day this so I'm calling when something good or bad happens like that's who you want around you like right and then not

until what's the what's the word of like when you feel like you have to do something obligation yeah like it seems like are you obligated just cuz you known them for 20 years? That doesn't matter. That's the thing we're trying to tell you. It's like who do you see all the time? It's who makes you feel good. Yeah, it's and yeah.

And by the way, it is possible that. But it's okay if you have a loser. Maybe these losers. Because the bachelor party I went on, there was one enemy that, you know, ended up getting kicked out. But I another enemy emerged for me. You don't you don't know who will actually fail. True. That's the thing about girls.

You're getting ready for these two. Some people rise to the occasion. They might even be like, it's your I'm not usually like this, but let's do some lines and get fucked up. They might do that. You never know. Yeah. You're so focused on that. You don't know who will disappoint. I agree with you. But that's the risk that you take with girl strips is you know, you got a lot of different

You got a lot of interesting. Oh, that's good. I'd love to talk about this All right, we got some talk about when the mics turn off all right we got some double in the mics turn off no absolutely that's too many too much but yeah do an honest assessment and ultimately it's what you want and it's your way you want to feel free, happy, joyful. Absolutely. Yeah, bring shrooms to the wedding. No stress. Yeah, I have done shrooms at a wedding. It was pretty fun.

Yeah. I was sober at the time. I was like, well, this doesn't count. This isn't weed or booze. I could do mushrooms. Horrible idea. But it was fun. I know a couple that did Mali and passed out Mali at their wedding.

That's fun. I did too. I respect that. Yeah, yeah. Um, alright, well, now it's time for a special segment. Let's take these cans and put them on the floor. Oh. Put them outside of the... just put those... just put those... the liquid death cans.

Put those down for me if you can. Oh, got it, got it, got it. Just on the ground. Because now... It's time... uh oh, where are we, Elders? Holy shit. Oh, wow. Wow. Now, it's time... Uh oh, where are we, Eldis? Holy shit. Hahaha! Oh wow.

Hahaha! Wow! It's time for the Twisted Tea segment. Keep it Twisted. The Twi- Keep it Twisted, Twisted segment of the- We haven't named it yet. We don't really know what it's gonna be called. Keep it Twisted, Twisted segment.

They're not called. We got cold ones in there if you want. Yeah, we got cold ones. Eldis can get you one okay cool Eldest what flavor would you like Lisa? Peach sounds like the best let's get our guests a peach and play this play this Have you had this which ones I like the peach? Yeah, I'll do a peach Yeah, I'll do a peach or a raspberry or something.

They're all delicious. That's twisted. I wonder if I just had a peach or half and half. Surprise me. Surprise them. Just no raspberry. Play the question. So here we have our twisted, keep it twisted question of the episode.

Eldis, go ahead and play it for us. Hi, Fabian Geest. Long time listener. So, my question is, I'm sort of the breadwinner of my relationship. Like, I make a lot more money than my husband. And my husband is in a bit of a credit card debt. Not that he's financially irresponsible. He invests most of his money and then works part time. Okay, sounds like.

Like to take care of our dog. Thank you. And I recently got an increase of pay. So I make even more money. Nice. And I was debating whether or not I should pay off some of his debts for him. The way our financial situation works

is that we just pretty much go half on everything so it's very even but I feel like because he's at least good with his investments and with his money overall that if I pay some of his bets he might be able to invest more. Interesting. And kind of feel at ease. Good idea or bad idea? Bye. Interesting. The breadwinner, this is kind of a, I mean she's not really keeping it that twisted. She's keeping it pretty responsible to be honest with you. I thought she was going to say I'm the bread winner, but he's not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not but he hit me. Just kind of an interesting question that we can answer, but hey,

Aldis chose the keep it twisted, twisted question of the, so let's keep it, keep it twisted for our friend here. And, breadwinner, okay. So what I'm interested in is, she says he's not financially responsible, but he's in credit card debt and he invests. And he also works part time, not full time. For sure, and I don't like any of that, but it says they pretty much go half on everything. So as long as they're like, he is contributing evenly,

I enjoy that. Yeah, but how are they pretty much going half on everything. So as long as they're like, he is contributing evenly. I like, I enjoy that. Yeah. But how are they pretty much going half on everything? Like, I'm sure he comes from money. Oh, investments. What are you talking about? I thought that was crypto. Why would you have that? I don't think. Yeah. Well, you know, the trust fund kids only get a certain amount a month and then they still they can't.

That goes. The debt is not giving rich. No, you're right. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. The part time job. And also part time and takes care of our dogs. Interesting. Is he he better be doing the one more chore. Yeah. Needs to be another chore.

Maybe he's keeping it twisted. Maybe he's keeping it twisted. He's keeping it twisted. Not kind of clumsy there, Elvis. Yeah, it was a little clunky. I'm having. It's a work in progress. not kind of clumsy there all this it's delicious they're so good they're legitimately so good so this is my thing yeah if your life partners you should want to build something together. Like in my romantic mind, I pay off your partner's debt.

You're in this for life. Like pay it off. Do a plan. Make sure it doesn't happen. You know, you got a debt. Yes, but you're together. So you're in it forever. Do it.

I agree. But then the other side of my brain is like, is he trash? Is he a man? Oh, is he going to take your money? Is he not going to be responsible in the future? What's going on here? So that's the back of my brain too, but really I'm just like,

you pay off your husband and wife's shit. I'm with you in philosophically where it's like, yes, you're in this together forever. And the only thing that gives me pause is what are these investments? Is it crypto? Like, is it some weird risk shit? He bought that monkey NFT. Yeah, yeah, is it crypto like is it some weird?

Yeah, yeah is that what it is and then also the part-time Working part-time to take care of your dogs Like is that something you are you do you really love your dog? Maybe they're fostering either way Who's here's what I'll say cuz Howard Stern's wife, you know Yeah, Howard would be keeping it very twisted to make his wife get a job Which is I guess is a good thing now that I think about it We love keeping it twisted How much credit card debt he's in $10,000 right it 40,000 right you have you can you certainly hundreds? Yeah? Yeah, like what is it that yeah?

And I guess like yeah, I want to know a little bit more about that college debt And he has a because that is a credit is- He said credit cards, she said credit cards. Yeah, but maybe like, you know, what year, like was it traveling? He put it on his discover card. No, like was he young, is it constant? Did he like go to the World Cup one year and he's never been able to pay it off?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But then it's like, work to pay it off. Right, what is this part time? Yeah. That's what's twisted. You ain't got no money and you ain't got no job You only have half a job But they care the dogs like do the dogs have an Instagram?

Yeah, yeah, are you getting free purina out of this at least as your dog? Do you have a fucking an Irish setter that's an influencer? Like a race Irish setter that's an influencer. Do you have a dog that looks like it has a raced eyebrow that people like? Yeah. So, okay, I think ultimately, here's what we're going to say to our friend here about how twisted she should keep it. I think if, because she obviously believes in this guy, right?

You can tell that she's on his side, which is good, but you have to think about should you be on his side? Are these sound investments? What are they? Why does he have the debt? You said he's not financially responsible, but really take a look as if you're not his wife. Take an objective look at this and say, talk to your friends, talk to your meanest friend. Yeah, absolutely. That's a great, this is why I'm here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think you need to call Charles Schwab. Figure out what the success rate of these investments are. Cause maybe he's about to make a bunch of money.

Or maybe he's about to lose more. And then decide if you want to pay the debts off or not. And then that way you'll be covered when he's rich. Yeah, and like if the part-time thing is something because that's better for both of you. But if he's like gas lit you into thinking part, you know part-time job is smart Oh, it's so hard to care for the dogs If he really could be working full-time and he's not and if he really could be paying off his own debt

But instead he's convinced dogecoin is gonna fucking is gonna save everything We need to know if he's cooking dinner and cleaning Yeah, what else you doing absolutely the stay-at-home duties of this part-time man if everything is truly feeling 50-50 Yeah, and you she clearly believes them she clearly loves him Then I think I agree with what you said at first Lisa words like when you're in a we're married to someone This is it. That's the whole point is that you can really trust them and you're building a life together It's okay to bring up some of his debt for sure But if not if there's any red flags about what he's doing financially or not

It's Marie saying so you pay off his $40,000 in debt and then he fucking leaves you But there are red flags because she's not sure she's like Like she's she listed all this the the red I also think though that could just be it's also a very American thing of like Money is personal and like like in a fucking I mean I've been I mean obviously My life's gone good, and I've been able to pay off family debt, and I didn't think about it for a second But there's people who would just think I didn't think about it for a second, but there's people who would just think philosophically is it right to pay off debt or is everybody out on their own kind of weird American capitalist

hang up. Yeah, he's a libertarian, don't help him. I think that might be- Who did he vote for? Who did he vote for? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is true. Depending on who he voted for.

How twisted did he keep it in the ballot box? He voted for Jill Stein? That is not yours, man. twisted did he keep it in the ballot box? hahahaha keep out of a jill's house? that is not yours man that's none of his business personal responsibility so yeah, if this is simply wondering about whether you should pay off

like, you can if shit is actually going good, but you have to really be honest with yourself, and I think ask your meanest good, but you have to really be honest with yourself. And I think ask your meanest friend is a great way to look at it. Because they'll tell you, you know what I mean? If there's any red flags, they will sniff them out. And they already have an opinion about him, so

they're ready to go. Definitely ask. And by the way, if they're like, yeah, I guess you should pay it off, that's a great sign. Because they don't like him, but it is a good idea. You know what I mean? Do you ever get follow ups from people? We get follow up. I need to know what happens.

I know we'd love to know. And that is the keep it twisted, twisted question. I kind of want another one. I want another real twisted question. We'll get plenty of them. This is just what they're paying for All right Very nice. We just kept it twisted

That was the twisted shimmy The official twist I'm wearing the sweater to a concert. Like, I'm so... We have to get you a tank top as well. Yeah, yeah. I know. Borrow one of Stav's blouses and tie it around your waist. Yeah, I could get you a blouse. I'll buy something at the concert. I might have a Hawaiian floating around you could borrow.

You got a little plaid shirt there we can borrow? I might, I might. Let's find that. We'll go through the closet afterwards. We'll do it, we'll do it. Alright, I'll just play a couple more to quite maybe some more just by accident twisted questions Let's see what we got here Story I guess my problem is to get your my best friend's dad

Watching all of my Instagram stories My man is absolutely keeping it twisted on IG right now Fuck I'm freshly 22, um, and I've noticed for a while that he, he doesn't follow me on anything, like on Instagram or whatever. Oh no. But he watches all of my stories, like he's the first person who watches them. Oh no. And I kind of let it slide because I try to just think of it as innocent but

recently He has moved into the DM Me that I posted on my Instagram story and he just said like you're very beautiful Don't know what to do my friend confided in me a while ago that like her dad Kind of creepy and like good god he's like she's caught him taking pictures of girls And this is something that's like kind of traumatizing to her Her and I are like pretty close like we used to live together I just Groceries I is the sink still running?

I can maybe come take a look. The dad is coming in like, you need a case of twisted cheese? And he's like, no, he has no shirt on. He's like, woo! He's like, it's short. He's like, keep it twisted. He goes trying to keep it twisted.

Girl, look at me. Yeah, let's let her finish, but absolutely. Yeah, there. But I just feel like this would not, she would not react well to this. And like, I've met him before. I've gone out with her parents before. It's just kind of a weird situation.

I don't know what to do. I blocked him. Oh. And I don't know what to do. I blocked him and I don't know if I should just let it go. Should I tell her like, hey, your dad's a creep and he's watching all my Instagram stories even though he doesn't follow me. What do I do? I don't know. Do I tell her? Do I not tell her? Do I just let it go since I already blocked him? And I didn't respond to the DM. I just left it on open and yeah, really weird. What a creep. Alright, thanks.

Peace out. Love you. Bye. She blocked him but now a local landscaping company watches all her stories first. The dad snowplow company. Oh, fuck. Moose Lodge number 255 just watched your Instagram stories.

Well, I mean, it sounds like you're the friend already knows that her dad is a creep. Yeah. So you don't necessarily need to tell her anything. Just block him and keep him moving. Yeah, I mean, I defer to you guys here because this is something you've probably some version of probably experienced.

My just knee-jerk reaction is like, maybe tell her just because she might want to know that like, cause she's aware of it, right? And it's like the kind of thing like, hey, just so you know, I don't give a fuck, I blocked him, but like, this is the type of shit your dad is up to? I think I probably would, but you know, I don't know. I feel like this is the type of shit your dad is up to yeah I think I probably would but you know I don't know I feel like

This happened to me. I was the person that was blacked out get your friend blacked out Tell them see how they react and then they won't remember it and then you kind of You get a feeling for how they'd respond But they're not gonna it's kind of like playing a hard boss on a video game And then Xing out before you save and you're like alright trying it again We're like saving right before the boss Ask her dad she's probably got some laying around Get some, get some, get some roofie from Gary. Roofie chin.

Be like, listen, your dad creepy as hell. Yeah, and in the seven minutes before she passes out, try this. That's interesting. What was the situation that somebody needed to? Well someone told me something, I reacted very well, so then they felt safe and then when they casually mentioned it again, I had no idea what's going on They knew they made a grave mistake. Oh I they said they have never seen me so angry in my life

Believe it because I seems really happy Your black up your seven tequila shots. Yeah. Yeah, I guess this wasn't a good plan No, I just, I get so crazy and that's why I don't even wanna say anything. Cause in my head I'm like, usually it's petty crime, it's little creed and then it escalates cause they can get away with it. And next thing you know, he's grabbing someone

you gotta like, you know, shame him right away. Or is she gonna turn on you? Like that's, she started with taking photos of her friends. Yeah, I mean that's insanity. That she already peeping Tom that's that's already a crime yeah literally a crime and so I think it's more like you owe it to your friend in some ways to be like hey he's still up to this just so you know yeah and she's and you know if you're gonna lose if she's gonna cut her out again it's the same thing yeah if she she's a you know if you're gonna lose if she's gonna cut her out again. It's the same thing

Yeah, if she she's a you don't want that friend if they're gonna you know take their weird dad side. You don't want that Yeah, I think that I agree with you then she you should tell your friend because she said that she's been to eat with her parents Yeah, exactly don't don't put me following her was a different thing because then everyone knows you're following it's we're all friends here Oh, he might not be following her online, but he's definitely No, but I even if he's following it's still creepy it's less because it's I guess out in the open, but it's still weird She says yeah Putting my mom and I'm like my mom follows, yeah, yeah, but your mom's not trying to fuck your friends.

Your mom's not like, hey, very beautiful. Yeah, yeah, and yeah, you're right. How old is this one guy? She's like, if she's freshly 22, that means they just graduated college? That's fucking gross. That means the dad was watching her with her cap and gown, like, congratulations.

It's hard, but yeah, she should know, and then, because her friend needs to be more protective of her. It's hard, but yeah, she should know. Because her friend needs to be more protective of her friend, not introduce friends to her. Yeah, true, true. They need to be more protected. And I mean, to her friend's credit, she's also a young college.

How many times in college, if your parents were around, you're like, let me get one of my friends so they also get a free nice parents' dinner. You know what I mean? So you know. That's what friends are for. Totally. But going forward, she has to, you're right.

I think she just needs to know for her own records. Yeah, we're a little fun and games, but you gotta tell her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It sounds like the dad is ugly also, I'm gonna say. Right, probably. Because if the dad was hot, we all like hot dads. Very American beauty.

Creepy. Yeah, yeah. I've never seen one of them be. I don't know. It could be just a guy who's like creepy but not like horrible looking yeah yeah yeah yeah she wouldn't be reckoned like this to a baby cheating yeah maybe she would be some creepy boomer type I don't know yeah look heaven space yeah I wonder if he doesn't even

know that she could see that he watches every probably no chance you know I'm so bad I don't get a head icon he's got the Oakley's on he's in the first American flags in his bio that's who you're probably right so So yeah, tell it. Yeah, good job blocking him. But yeah, tell your friend and make it clear you don't want anything to do with him. And he made you uncomfortable. Yeah, fuck this guy and centering him or whatever.

Yeah, tell her. Totally. Holy fuck, that was twisted. It was though. It really was twisted. For brand purposes. We can all agree that spiritually should have been the twisted question of the day, but for brand compliance reasons, it was not. We don't want to get the SEC involved.

You don't really want to get sexual predators, you know, involved with the brand. So I'm screaming. I'm gonna have to take one of these home. Please take a whole fucking box. Take a box. What else we got, Elders? Oh, sorry, Elders. Esteemed guest.

My name's Sam. I'm from Central Oregon. Last few years I've been dating an absolute stunning woman, completely out of my league. I'm a 6 foot 4, 290 pound, you know, blob and she's this absolute diamond key smoke show, like good for you. Not joking, way out of my league. Anyway, we got super heavy into drinking and then got super heavy into coke. We're doing it every day. Uh, you know, things started getting wilder and wilder in the bedroom.

Um, and then things are things are a little kinky Things when, you know, I'm trying some new things Things I've never done before and Uh, you know things like the dark side You know what I mean? Um I don't actually Okay, disgusting The way you said it is gross

I don't even I'm not even, you know what I mean, we're like We don't know what you're saying He's talking anal, but it's like definitely news, but yeah Yeah, yeah, but it's just like you know how how off-putting you have to be to make me a prude Maybe like oh Jesus, but I definitely felt that way while he was talking Anyway go ahead buddy. Anyway, I asked for it to today. We're both almost got six months clean and sober. Oh, congratulations.

And she hit me with, hey, babe, well, do you think we'll ever have that kind of sex again sober? Wow, she hit you with it. I'm like, you mean like, you know, like rap hardcore sex? No, no, no, no, no. Why did you say no? You know, put stuff good. I'm like, how do I tell this woman that like I had a ball of cocaine in my system.

I was fucked up. You know, like, I think that's the vodka and I, you know, things were weird. Things got weird. And I don't, I'm not that guy. I'm not. I don't know how to tell her that will never happen again without like losing her or trying to let it happen again. I don't know. I'm telling you guys, tell me.

This guy disgusts me. You know what? I also don't think he's clean and sober. Yeah, what did you sound like on fucking cocaine? Jesus Christ. The message was cut like, I'm like, the Wi-Fi is terrible in Oregon, because that was cutting in and out. He sounded like a Bobcat Goldthwait character.

I mean, what do I do? Do I fuck her again? Wait, I took that to mean she pegged him. Potentially, yeah, maybe, who knows. But something happened, right, sexually, that he was into when he was on drugs. Yeah, pegging, maybe he... either way. I mean, some guys really are very... some people are very anti any-butt stuff whatsoever, unless they're very fucked up. So this might be a bit of a prude sans cocaine, right?

But here's the thing man. You she's hot as hell. You guys do you know how hard it is to maintain a hot girlfriend when the cocaine goes away if you're a fat piece of shit? You got through that. You're both sober to get like you kind of went through stuff It's kind of beautiful honestly yeah and your biggest issue is your sexy dying piece girlfriend wants to do weird shit in the bedroom and you can't suck it up and You know take it get fucked yeah worst-case scenario

you can't suck it up and like you know have clear broth for a day or Like that. I mean, what are we talking about, man? This is not a fucking, this is not a huge sacrifice to do some weird shit with a hot woman that you love. Who cares? Grow up. Sorry. But my thing is he, is he just embarrassed he's into it

and that's why he needs the drugs? Or is he not into it and then you can't you know what I mean? I know you can't force it. Force put it in here. But if you're embarrassed and you do like it then do it. Well I'll even go so far as to say like even if you don't like it you should even if you don't love it right like you probably should love it right but in a relationship like I don't want to lick a butt sure Sure, but if somebody, if you loved, No one has to say that. That's fine.

But that's a good example. If someone was like, you have to lick my butt, I'd be like, I gotta get out of here. But how about, let's put it in context though. What if this is the love of your life. Yeah, if somebody that you love, you've been through stuff, you have a good relationship, they're insanely hot. It's the person you find, he described her as an absolute smoke show dime piece. You'd lick their butt. You have a good relationship. They're insanely hot. It's the person you find He described her as an absolute smoke show dime piece. Yeah, you'd lick their butt. You're right

You would at least a couple times a year At least. Hold on, if it's a girl. Yeah Straight men don't know how to clean their booty holes. Well, listen, look I'm just saying maybe the guy like I said clear broth and he's in there with a he's getting in there with a lot of elbow grease in a washcloth. I'd rather be a sex worker to come over and I'd watch. And listen, here's the thing, that's compromise, right? I think another woman could lick your ass.

And I think somebody would be very happy to hear that in certain situations, right? But that's the thing, this guy, you at least have to talk about, and you immediately went to like... He's immature. He's being immature. He's immature. Like, let's find some solutions here He's not comfortable with how much he liked it or he didn't love it I wish he told us what it was

He doesn't want to fuck her but I mean if he doesn't want to this is about not fucking her but it's not guys gotta go I don't think it's that it could be though But if it's her butt, stop listening to this shit. I don't want you in my fan base. If you can't suck it up and fuck your gorgeous girlfriend in the ass and she asks you to,

leave. We don't need you. Even if you're on the Patreon, I don't want your five bucks a month. Take your money and go. Take your money and go. Even if you're on the patreon, I don't want your five bucks a month I wonder just based off his off-putting demeanor He's just angling for a way to start doing coke and drinking again with her Oh, or even if if either no or she is doing it or something well either way a froggy miss in his voice he does but he might just be a fucking way I could have crazy sex as if I have like a bunch of coke but

that's what you know what you can try what was his name Sam Sam get some poppers oh ho ho poppers we're assuming it's him getting his ass fucked here. That's, you know, that might not be the issue. Let him get rid of his inhibitions for like 10 seconds at a time. OK. 30 seconds at a time. Yeah.

That's not Coke. And it's not, you know. I don't think the secret is. I don't think the answer is chemical. Sure. I don't think it is. I think for him, it's, you're right. He has something to look inward.

Either, I think you might be onto something with the like the shame aspect of it Are you actually into it? And if that's the case? Why can't you be open with the person you love right like this is a good opportunity for you to work through some of that In a supportive environment clearly this woman's into it She wants to and you don't have to by the way you don't have to go zero to a hundred You don't have to go right back to the top tip top of the freakiest shit You did now when you were in the midst of addiction But you can work your way up if it's and you can both explore as a couple

That's one scenario right if you actually secretly like it in the second scenario where it's not your favorite relationships are about compromise and if Everything else is great and she's hot as shit and you guys went through all this and you have to kind of make You have to you know one for them one for you kind of thing right where you do something That's not your favorite thing in the world That's okay, too I mean don't do anything that you feel really really horrible about but like if you can suck it up a little bit and make a Sacrifice for someone you love that's part of it. Or like

Lisa went to immediately, let's find a third solution. You know what I mean? Yeah, let's bring in a third. But I don't know. It's up to you. But absolutely you got to definitely don't do cocaine if Eldis is right. Definitely don't angle for a way to get back into this stuff. But grow up a little bit, buddy. We all, you can do some, your part, I've been with people who like certain things that weren't my favorite. Who cares?

You just do it. And then sometimes, and then it becomes fun. You know what I mean? Like you figure out maybe you do like it. You just gotta, you gotta grow up a little bit. Especially, you gotta keep it twisted. Especially if you're fucking ugly and she's hot as shit. I mean, let's be real.

Let's talk about brass tacks here brother listen grow up and open up Fuck alright I've lost I'm having a great time. I've lost track of time. What do we have? We're at 140. Oh beautiful Let you get you got time to do a couple more Right, I just kept because of the switch from voice to text I keep thinking there's gonna be something about Elvis No, yeah Always sounds like they're all starting with an apology, right? Yeah, it never it always sounds like they're all starting with an apology, right? Yes, they can't get the they can't get stov or eldest Yeah, we have the two names that Google cannot figure out so it's always like something weird

Hey stubby It's just a bad nickname for me Give us a couple more here, Eldis. I'm screaming. What's up, staff, Eldis and guests? I love what you guys do. It really brings me a lot of joy to get to hang out with you guys.

Oh, thank you, buddy. Oh, we get to hang out with us. We're all friends. Sorry to bring the mood down with a serious one, but I'm having a little bit of trouble letting go of the past and allowing myself to be happy, especially around the holidays. I had a really good childhood. I was always super close with my mom All these are always a good time

but she got sick and in 2020 she died right before the pandemic and it sent everything into a spiral of course and haven't really recovered things been big difficult and Now I've got this great wonderful girlfriend and we're super in love. It's got this big wonderful Italian family He's really close with her mom nice. They love me and they take me in and make me feel super welcomed It's been like Christmas with them, but I welcomed. I spent last Christmas with them, but I like I always feel so sad being around them. It like it just reminds me of what I've lost. I know that

that's really selfish and I just want to get over that and I don't know if you have any experience with grief and dealing with this kind of thing, but I just don't want them to feel guilty for having a big happy family around me and I want to move on with my life. Aw, come on dude. I, you know, I don't want to want to pull her away from her family. I just want to learn to accept it. And I want to, like, I just want to be better about that. So anyway, thanks guys. I appreciate it. This is my second one. My last one was too long. Nice dude.

Alright, peace. All right. Peace. All right. I'll just really kept the joyful mood up. We're talking about we're talking about a cokehead potentially getting pegged. And you're like, I got just the follow up. Well, at least this guy apologized. No, I love this guy. No, I mean, this is a tough one. I guess the first thing I would say is and I hope it's yes, but you should be in therapy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

For sure. You're a great resource for you. A lot of training. Come here. Yeah. Are you subscribed to the Patriot? Yeah, that might. If not, I've seen some studies that actually seasonal depression goes down a nice amount if you're subscribed to the page beautiful backlog of a hundred plus episode That'll really get you feel really help better than family

In many ways, where your family listen when you're on the patreon It's like Olive Garden. Yeah when you're in the patreon your family. Listen, when you're on the Patreon, your family. It's like Olive Garden. Yeah. When you're in the Patreon, your family. But I do think that that's the biggest thing is getting you a grief counselor or something like that. Because I heard I haven't dealt with grief like this. So and I hope I wait a while for it. But, you know, what people say is like, it never gets smaller. Your life has to get bigger. Like the pain is going to stay there.

You know, it's your mom. So it is about building this life. And you're doing a great job, by the way. Around it, and it's okay that it's hard. Yeah, and that's the other thing, it's also relatively soon. I mean like, you know, four or five years, especially when it's like somebody was sick,

and like, it's so okay for you to feel. The number one thing to understand's it's so okay for you to feel the number one thing to understand It's it's so okay for what you're feeling. Don't worry about It's completely understandable to be a little bum during the holidays And just if you find yourself having some moments of sadness in the middle of this big happy, you know joyous occasion That's okay. Go take a fucking walk go whatever be you know like confide in somebody take a walk It'll take you a second But it's okay to just take that feel that let it pass and then go back and fucking you know Have some meatballs with all those with her big greasy family

Yes, I'm fucking calamari your sister brother And this might be too far. I mean maybe you can include your mom in a tradition that you bring to this family Yeah, you know yeah, absolutely talk about her bring it up say how you feel about It to these people if they're so warm you know and you see me and you have a good relationship with your girl That's you know she she probably understands, and if you like this family. family they'll be open to it I mean I think we should defer to you eldest you've you literally have dealt with this exact issue yeah you know I mean yeah it's interesting when my wife has like a really big family and in a way that was like consoling when I like lost my mom and then my dad a few years

later so that's that's what makes this call very interesting to me is because like he just feels alienated in all that which theoretically shouldn't make you feel like better and I felt that too. It's like a sadness if you're around the people but I mean I would say yeah definitely talk about it in therapy and it sounds like I mean you know it is relatively soon but four years is a long time to just feel like these moments of bitterness it sounds like he's feeling or alienation and also yeah talk about it even talk about it like solo with your girlfriend I feel like feel like you know girls love to talk about that shit it always just feels kind of good to get off your chest.

And I'm sure she'll be more than happy to, like, be a sounding board and be there for you and be like, Oh, I miss your mom, too. Yeah. Yeah. For whatever. And you don't have to tell the whole family. Your girlfriend is going to tell everybody. Not everybody, but she's going to her mom. The right people. And her mom is going to, like, be aware. And like, they're going to kind of, people and her mom is gonna like be aware and like they're gonna kind of

you know, they're gonna be aware and and and Take that into consideration the whole time that you're with them. They also are aware too currently So, you know, it's not like anyone's surprised like you're thinking about your own family like during the holidays Yeah, totally. Yeah, don't be afraid. Oh, it seems like the other option He's thinking is like don't go to Christmas and sit home alone. Yeah, that's not the answer No, it's not gonna be better. It's just gonna it's gonna make you feel better to like talk about how sad you are Yeah, you will even if it's like sad while you're doing it. You will just feel a sense of relief after That's why you should do therapy too

If you haven't really explored any of this yet And there's actually if you have not seen the family stone. It's a sad Christmas movie about a matriarch dying Oh, is that Nicole Kidman? No, it's Sarah Jessica Parker Diane Keaton Craig T. Nelson Like shit to be honest with you. You're never! No, it's good, it's good. Rachel McAdams, Luke Wilson. Luke Wilson, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just watch Elf. Yeah.

I love, oh, Stepmom. Stepmom and the Family Stone are sad mom-dying Christmas movies. Stepmom's a good one. That might be something that you are craving. I don't know, if you wanna be sad but still do holidays and not have guilt, those are two sad mom dying Christmas movies. Ooh, yikes.

But again, Elf, Home Alone are options. And he's also, the other thing is, he's worried about them feeling guilty. I don't think they feel guilty, buddy. I think they're just, and this is just you, you're just hyper aware, and maybe that's an issue you have just in general in your life of like people please you or whatever You are not making anyone feel bad by being bummed for missing your mom on Christmas

Yeah, that's an insane thing like anyone who reacts that way is a piece of shit And I don't think these people are like that and so don't worry about that Just you know like we like we've said is just get find somebody to confide in probably your girlfriend If you have a sad moment, and you just need a moment to yourself That'll probably pass and you'll go back to you know what I mean like you'll go back to to Christmas and the holidays and it's just It just takes time, and it's you'll always miss you always miss somebody that fundamental in your life, right? And it's but you're already taking the steps to build around I mean you have a great you you you're in a good position

It could be you could be you know our last caller some fucking cokehead Some recovering cokehead who doesn't have shit going on and he can't even please a sexy girlfriend You're in a nice spot with a with in a nice relationship with a nice Support system and like you know, it's nice that you can go to a nice Christmas And I know that's a positive and I'm also gonna add that the holidays are a really rough time for lots of people in general Yeah, right. So don't feel bad for feeling that actually that's a great point. I was fucking sad as shit That's the last Christmas. That was fucking sad as shit last Christmas. That was just a, I had a weird tough Christmas last year

and that was just, you know, not lost. It was just general, just, you know, thinking about my family, you know, like, that just happens. It's a tough time in general. That's a great point, Marie. Don't feel like you're, you know what you're feeling is like suit like incredibly it's just like really depressing to people because of what

you're going through I think a lot of people have issues in general and you you actually are one of the few people that really deserves it you know more than I did getting fucking sad just just watching the leftovers and being like fucking sad which is a great movie by the way. Yeah, you guys seen it It was all right. You don't like it Yeah It was not what they were referring to where's the big family holiday We go back to Tyler Perry Christmas. Hahaha.

So yeah, so on Tyler Perry's Christmas, I did try to get my family on Thanksgiving to go see Medea's Halloween and they wouldn't go last year. Why would you do that to your family? It would have been awesome. No, it was like no. Because we would have to go to the discount because it was already past Halloween we were gonna go to the discount theater but we grew up in that discount theater we saw Stuart little there we saw what else do we see a lot of good stuff my parents and I went to the discount movie theater every Friday

mm-hmm till I was in high school love that yeah we were big speed until high school that's nice I only have ever seen that movie on television You watch of course their movie stars look at Yeah, you've seen Fuck the surfing movie the one where the girl loses her arm The surfing movie the one where the girl loses her arm Point break point break. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, you should watch that. That's that's peak. Yeah, that's a wild movie It's a wild movie and he's a piece of ass in that Surfing movie. Okay. Well, good luck buddy, you know, maybe watch point break too. It's a fucking awesome movie for you get a twisted T yeah your mom would have

eldest we know she would have wanted to subscribe to the patreon where we directly get the money and it's not filtered through twisted t All right, what else we got here little eldest No, I sure won oh yeah, I see the hay stubby Oh yeah, I see the hey stubby. Oh my gosh. Hey, stop. Hey, Elvis. So I just have like a life question. Okay.

I always did really well in school. I always like got it all my eye, crossed all my T's. The only thing I didn't do was I didn't go to college, but I opened my own business since then. And I became like a blue collar woman who owns her own business kind of thing. Respect. But I recently just turned 25. And I can't help but think of like my stupid childhood dream.

Which is like so stupid to say, but I always wanted to be like in centerfold. Oh shit. Do Playboy Bunny. Nice. And do like anything cool like that. And I just never, I don't know, everybody always kind of put me down on it. I was always really good at school. I never told anybody that I wanted to do this. I feel like it'd be really Like disappointing for myself. I would never tell my family that I'm obviously doing like only fans or playboy funny or anything like that

But I just thought like is it stupid for me to like want to pursue this Just thought like is it stupid for me to like want to pursue this or like even try to am I too old? Am I like you have to be like a drop-dead gorgeous person. I'm pretty cute. I'm not trying to like Shoot my own horn or anything. I I'm not like overweight or anything I just always thought about doing it people have told me that I've been really pretty. I just thought it would be really cool. But I'm like, am I just like a dumb hoe? I would never stop working. I would never give up my job. But I just thought maybe a

couple pictorials would be cool. I don't know And then the other thing is like how do I bring this up to my girlfriend that like I want to do this So she's gonna just she's just gonna be like you're just a dumb hoe Like now this is like what I've thought about for a long time Hmm Well, that's it I hope you guys Yeah My first gut instinct is to say you're only gonna get older and not hotter I hope you guys have a good day. Thank you. This is fascinating. I love this. Yeah. I love it. My first gut instinct is to say, you're only

going to get older and not hotter. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you want to do it now, fucking do it, babe. Do it. It's the best you're going to. I mean, hopefully, whatever.

But it's probably yes. That's how the world works. Age sucks. And so fucking do it. Yeah. But also, what does doing it mean? Well, I don't know how Playboy magazine works so much anymore. But they used to do like top 10 college hot

and they would go scout or whatever, just like send your shit to Playboy. And it's different now. I don't know if they've seen it. It's like, who's picking the people now that Hugh is going? His son. No, it is his son. Yeah, but I'm sure there's some employees.

There's some offices in Chicago, but send it to Playboy. Well, I also think that have a fucking photo shoot and send it to Playboy. But I wonder, like, what is the what is the goal here? Right. Like, is it just put it in a frame? And then when you're taking hot pictures, but that's what I'm saying. Like, do you need to fucking get, first of all, Playboy is a different thing. Well, it's about validation.

So if you're picked by Playboy, that means you're hotter than everyone else. This is what I think she should do. Am I wrong? You should. No, maybe, yeah. We could all take nudes. I think we could all take nudes. But that's what I'm questioning.

That's what I'm wondering. But this is what I think she should do. Go to an amateur night at a strip club. I think you should get your girlfriend to take the pictures for you, right? Cause your girlfriend's gonna make you feel hot. Yeah. Or there's people who specialize in this kind of like a boudoir photo

or like get a get a actual photographer that like, you know, is not weird and just like does this kind of thing. Terry Richardson. Do not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. None of those. And like, I wonder, well, that I guess my question is, is that enough? Is like taking incredible, an incredible pictorial, yeah that's cool, I like that. Is taking an incredible, is like taking a really

nice professional, you know, naked photo shoot that you have is almost like this time capsule. Is that enough or is there a part of it that's like wanting to be, you know, to get notoriety from it? That's my question. Well is that what happens with play playmates now like you are in the magazine and then you get a Baywatch No, nothing happens anymore. I'm saying so I think it's just something she's always wanted to do

I think once you do it only fans is the thing then do you like to show to make money? Like I feel like even playboy is so just like everything else it's not like oh you get discovered one day and you get blown up I feel like they go to like people who are already doing only fans or putting out their own like sexy content or whatever and are sort of you know like the she wanted influencers or personalities online and have like followings like is that what you want to do? Do you want to be a sexy personality on the internet? That's that's available to you if you want that but that's all here's the thing. It's also annoying What's your business are you selling school supplies to the school?

What's the business what is the business could that fuck could this potentially fuck things up because we'd all like to live in a world Where it doesn't we know that's just not How things work right so if it's something that wouldn't fuck up your business and you really want because you're right You don't just get discovered you have to kind of build your way up and like and that is like a ton of work If it's a ton of work business going already Yeah I mean that's the other thing to realize like any kind of artistic pursuit and even even like Modeling or so on some level this kind of modeling That's hard people friends my that I know that do only fans

It's like people think oh you just show your tits and you get a hundred thousand dollars It's like a lot of people fail at that shit a lot of people flame out you have to be constantly posting stuff Yeah it's like Some a lot of these a lot of people hire Assistants and hire like social media teams and high like there's a lot of work That goes into it to DM these people. Yeah. Yeah, or hire some guy to do it. They got eldest is DMing back horny, dude their own eldest

So now are you definitely take photos a sap at least take a really nice professional photo shoot Yeah and then like decide is that enough for you? Is having that there as a time capsule of how hot you are right now enough? Are you interested in trying to put yourself out there in a way? Maybe there's accounts that are faceless. You could try that if you really wanted to. Oh, you're in your bag now.

You know exactly. I've seen some of those. I've been on, who amongst us hasn't been on IG real such things? Yeah, I'm a- This is y'all's wheelhouse. I'm trying to help the fucking caller, Marie. Excuse me for using some real world knowledge to guide my friend here into what she should possibly do.

There's different ways you could do it. You could dip your toe in it as deep or as shallow as you want to. And watch America's Next Top Model. You gotta get some tips. Some girls are really hot and sexy, but you got, you know, there's posing involved. There's posing involved, that's true. Can you smize?

Maybe watch the first few seasons. Yeah, maybe try for a sports illustrated, and then maybe you could walk the fashion show. That might be even harder. That's hard, I mean. You know, this is competitive. I don't know, I'm just trying to give a person who said they not ugly, but I think you Get a photo shoot and then submits all these magazines and depending on how naked you want to get you can involve a hustler in Err what?

Your pussy lips Please get paid for it yeah I agree I agree don't send an unsolicited spread pick that you didn't get paid for but take the pics decide what you want think about how if you want to pursue it how it might affect the rest of your the rest of your life but you're not a dumb hoe for having these aspirations you want people think you're not a dumb hoe for having these aspirations. People think you're a dumb hoe, no, whether you take the photos or not. People hate women, they think you're a,

a lot of people think you're a dumb bitch already. People hate women. You'll be fine, show those titties off. Next. Drop them on the glass, drop them on the proverbial glass, as they say. You got something fun for us to go out on here, Elders? Yeah, let's end with a bang bang no death in the family's hey they stop

hey there this hey there you guessed I don't really have a question for you there's more of a more of a thank you I guess I listen to the show and you have confidence issues or dating and all that and all you guys like So many people have called in had the same issues You guys like points of the newly good like breaking out. I tried that nice, dude That's helped and eating better cooking for myself I went out of my comfort zone got on dating apps again. There you go. It's not been going well.

But the biggest thing, I know you're probably not going to be a fan of this one, but I recommend for the listeners out there that are struggling, that you get a dog. I got myself a dog and that freaking thing I don't know it changed my life it's just uh, sometimes I'm like something to look for or look after instead of myself she gets me out of the house and I'm uh and also girls love dogs so um, that's been going good amen brother it's very uh, easy icebreaker when walking by a girl with a dog.

So, yeah, I know how you feel about dogs, but... I'm not anti-dog. I just think in America people really suck them off. They really do. That's very American. It's a fucking animal. Who gives a fuck? It's nice.

But no one treats dogs the way they do in America, anywhere know it's great. I really like endless. I love dogs I it's truly when like I because the thing is I've never even thought about it because I Travel too much to even consider it and there's definitely a point in my life where when I'm settled Have a family if that you know if we go down that route, but whatever even have a married whenever I'm settled down in a house I want to have a dog. I just don't but like I will never it's so weird when I see people that are like, you know Somebody's like $20,000 go fund me for my dog's liver surgery the dogs. Let it go. It's a fucking animal Don't have insurance on their spare bodies, but the dog fully assures you. Because dogs change people's lives. He's getting out there. He feels better. There's something to do.

And that's all great. You know, it really helps with loneliness. And I love that for him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm not, but I just want to make, that's all my point is. I don't make that clear. I'm not against dogs, but I'm happy you found a dog. And I actually do think if you have the kind of job where you are, you know, you're settled into a nice place that you live, you don't travel all the time for work, and you don't really see people you don't get out and about, I actually do think a dog could be really

good for you because it's like, yeah, I have friends of mine that, you know, that helped them start working, just exercising, just walking the dog ended up being more exercise than they had done for a while. And they're cute. They're fun. They have personalities. I think that's a good idea. I want to be clear. I'm not anti-dog. I'm just anti-overdoing it with dogs. I'm anti-dog. I'm not picking up poop on a rainy day.

I'm not picking up pee on a sunny day. You're someone that would pretend to have the... Elvis, who were you telling me? What were you telling me that there was like... Was that you or was it Ben where it was like somebody put up like a... Yeah, our friend Big P. The elusive Big P. Are you talking about the GoFundMe thing?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He said like, he said years ago in Baltimore someone made a go fund me that was like Please help me find my dog. I can't we need to find it. He got loose and he's in the neighborhood whatever and They were like trying to raise a thousand bucks They raised like a fucking crazy amount of money like twenty thousand dollars or something They had said help me find my son. They would have raised less money like go call dollars or something if they had said help me find my son they would have raised less money like go call Liam Neeson your son got took.

Or people would have been like you're a bad parent you should take care of your kids or shit like that and it's like yeah people just and I think they end up the dog was like in their backyard or just in the neighborhood or something stupid like that. And it's like, yeah, people just give way more empathy to like animals than they do other human beings. A homeless person. Sociopaths are really, they gravitate towards animals because animals don't question them. They can go away with their narcissistic, like, psycho behavior. And a lot of really evil people love animals like Ellen and stuff

Yeah, like they're making animal charities. They're giving the elephant charities during kovat, you know these People are losing their homes and they're like we got to get the dog and I'm like the dogs are being adopted but um, It's it keeps it lets you be shitty and look like you're caring about something, but you're not that's a great boy And look someone that stays quiet Yeah, that makes sense and look pro dog happy for you and we're happy that your life is turning around and again I am pro dog. I'm just anti the fact that like, you know Michael what Michael Vick did was bad But the mound people hated him compared to guys who beat their wives

Player like dragging a woman back into the and the people he found not guilty with the video footage Yeah, yeah, he played for the Baltimore Ravens. I know people who still have his jersey. So yes, people are fucking pieces of shit Yeah, it's crazy. You know exactly who she's talking about when all of them kind of do it This is a different one where she was running out escaping him With a bra on and he grabbed her But the elevator one I know about with a bra on and he grabbed her bra. Oh damn. Is that the one you were talking about? No, different one.

But the elevator one I know about too. I saw the elevator one. But that's all I'm saying is that people really put, some people rank dogs over humans and that I can't get down with. That's it. That's my stance on dogs. I'm happy you're getting your dick sucked. You're in better shape.

You know remember when Ted Cruz left his little puppy? No. This whole family escaped on a snowball. No, that was, well didn't Mitt Romney like leave his fucking dog on the roof of his car Giving a national lampoon's vacation Romney dog we'll go out They like everyone was so well they were pissed drove 12 hours with his dog on top of the car. What? I was right.

He didn't forget the dog, he just left it on the truck. Yeah, yeah. That's so crazy. In a windshield equipped carrier. Interesting. Oh my god. That's cool. The dog is so cute.

I probably like that. The dog was living his best life. Look up Ted Cruz's dog, it is so cute. They left him during the hurricane or whatever was happening. You're going to images. If that's okay, sorry. Yeah, of course.

The one in the door, that fourth one. Yeah, there's the dog. Do you see it? Oh yeah, they just left him alone. Is it in the window? Yeah, so the neighbors were like, it's when he was leaving when his constituents needed him most. And they just left the dog. That's hilarious. Yeah, so the neighbors were like it's when he was leaving when the his constituents needed

That's Good luck snowball Yeah, let's go out on a bow. And then, of course, Major Biden, who kept biting people. Respect to Major. I believe he's dead now. But already you're talking about Biden or the dog command. Oh, yeah. Major. Yeah, there he is.

Is a German shepherd owned by Joe Biden, previously owned by. I love years active. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that is there's a German Shepherd on by Joe Biden previously owned by I love years active Yeah, that's so funny oh he's incidence By six But I get what you mean with like my parents our cat wasn't doing well, and I was like well Let's take her in like we got a helper and they were like Lisa. This is life We've lived a long time. We got a letter go. And I go, I'm just gonna take her in. The bitch just had a UTI, she lived four more years.

Like it was, like it's time. No, it's not time. How does a cat get a UTI? Girl, I don't know. What was your cat up to? Yeah. Eating grass, puking. Yeah, respect.

Well, that'll do it for us. Thank you, thanks for coming in. I'm glad you're helping people cook and eat well. Yeah, respect. Well, that'll do it for us. Thank you. Thanks for coming. You're helping people cook and we're trying. We're trying. Get out there. We're trying. Yeah, that's it. That's a positive story from our pal. Thanks. That was fun. That was a great episode, guys. Thanks for having us. And yeah, listen to the pods. See them live and we will talk to you guys next time. Bye bye. Keep it twisted. Keep it twisted. Keep it twisted