Stavvy's World - 4/20 Bonus - Best of Kush Brothers

Episode Date: April 20, 2024

Enjoy this free bonus ep highlighting some of the most hilarious moments from Kush Brothers. Like what you hear? Subscribe to the Stavvy's World Patreon for 4 bonus episodes (including one Kush Brothers episode) every month: https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Once a month, Stavvy, Superproducer Eldis, JP 'Jimmy Mac the Mac Man' McDade, and a special guest assemble as the Kush Brothers to deep dive into the world's biggest news stories, callers' issues, and a whole lot of kush. CHAPTERS (0:00) - Intro (3:03) - Man embarrasses himself at twerking contest [from Bonus #62 - Kush Brothers Vol. 7 w/ Samantha Ruddy] (9:09) - Italy pays check for tourist dine and dash in Albania [from Stavvy's World Bonus #40 - Kush Brothers Vol. 2 w/ Anthony Devito] (13:23) - Lauren Boebert's night at the theatre [Stavvy's World Bonus #44 - Kush Brothers Vol. 3 w/ Petey Deabreu] (18:10) - Chad Johnson and Terrell Owens reminisce on wild night together [from Stavvy's World Bonus #53 - Kush Brothers Vol. 5 w/ Brendan Sagalow] (20:33) - Penn State professor under fire for deranged acts with his dog [Stavvy's World Bonus #34 - Kush Brothers Vol. 1 w/ Jamel Johnson] (28:23) - Italian mother wins court case to evict her two adult sons [from Bonus #49 - Kush Brothers Vol. 4 w/ Maddy Smith] (35:21) - Woman fined for being an incredible seatmate on plane [from Stavvy's World Bonus #72 - Kush Brothers Vol. 9 w/ Will Menaker] (41:09) - Intermission / The gang takes a break [from Bonus #62 - Kush Brothers Vol. 7 w/ Samantha Ruddy] (45:59) - CALL #1: Man has 28 siblings via biological dad [from Stavvy's World Bonus #34 - Kush Brothers Vol. 1 w/ Jamel Johnson] (50:46) - CALL #2: Stav lashes out at circumcised caller [from Stavvy's World Bonus #66 - Kush Brothers Vol. 8 w/ Alex Pavone] (56:45) - CALL #3: Woman's breasts are two drastically different sizes [Stavvy's World Bonus #44 - Kush Brothers Vol. 3 w/ Petey Deabreu] (01:01:35) - CALL #4: Man's loved ones keep dying [from Bonus #49 - Kush Brothers Vol. 4 w/ Maddy Smith] (01:02:43) - CALL #5: Trans woman with masculine voice wants tips on living her best life [from Stavvy's World Bonus #53 - Kush Brothers Vol. 5 w/ Brendan Sagalow] (01:07:13) - CALL #6: Trivia host has bone to pick with Stav [from Stavvy's World Bonus #72 - Kush Brothers Vol. 9 w/ Will Menaker] (01:14:21) - CALL #7: Too kush'd up to give advice [from Stavvy's World Bonus #40 - Kush Brothers Vol. 2] Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

Oppa ha! Welcome everybody to Stavi's World. A special bonus Stavi's World. We love you so much. Look, I'm not smoking marijuana this year, but that doesn't mean you guys aren't. And we decided, me and my pal LL this year, as a little gift to our friends, we're dropping a bonus episode from, we do once a month, we celebrate the Mother Gaia's medicine, ganja, and we smoke weed and we do news stories, and that's called Kush Brothers on our Patreon. And so we decided, let's cut together our favorite, most fun moments from almost over a year of doing Kush Brothers at this point. So you get the best bits of Kush Brothers. Over a year we started this

when we pretty early on in the podcast we thought it'd be fun to do it. JPMcDade is always on that he's our co-pilot on Kush Brothers and we get stoned and a different friend of the show comes on we smoke weed and we go over some very important news stories. There's usually an Albanian news story every week. We talk about how literacy rates are up to almost 13% in the capital city of Albania. Stuff like that. Eldis finds decades old videos from the internet and passes them off as news because he didn't prepare at all for the fucking thing he knows we do it once a month but anyway it's a fun it's a very fun show that we do once a month here and it's just a little taste of the patreon if you're a free listener hey we love you thanks for listening maybe throw us a like a subscribe a positive review but if you if you can't get enough StavisWorld, we do two episodes a week. One is free on YouTube, you know, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you get your shit.

And one we do for five bucks a month on Patreon. So here's a little taste of that. Happy 420. Legalize it. Don't criticize it. Hey, enjoy the high holidays brother I remember being 19 and being and like having 420 circled on my calendar being like dude this would be the most epic 420 and just being so I just would fall asleep at 1 p.m. and sleep on a couch for like five hours

With homemade edibles they say kids this back in my day. We had to make our own edibles Goddamn, we're old as fuck dude like 20 year olds That's like that's like our grandpa describing like the phonograph is us saying we had to bake our own edibles Which we you literally couldn't get edibles when we were teenagers we didn't have cds back in my day yeah anyway so uh yeah fun episode uh fun little bonus episode here so enjoy it let us know if you like it and if you enjoy it check out the patreon uh we love you have a good 420 We love you. Have a good 420. Alright, well I can see this. I can see Eldis has already kind of tipped his hand here. And it looks like our first news story is a YouTube video. Whose title is, Did This Guy Come In Jeans During Twerk Contest?

Thank you for starting. This is great. I like a caption that welcomes debate. Yeah, let's find out. Yeah, this kind of like is a brooder film situation. Yeah, I was going to say that. It's not a traditional news story. It's more engagement, babe. This is interesting because

half of the people will listen to this, you understand all this. But okay, let's start the podcast. Start the news podcast with a video. let's start the podcast start the video there's Maddie Smith on the side start of the moment in question so let's okay watch and see here okay he's lying supine on the okay She's twerking on his head Lips to lips that is what I smell her pussy from there absolutely Okay, lowering herself down with a twerk a couple of grazes. I think there's a few dancers in too. She's not the first Contact has been minimal so far. He's pointing one finger up. Okay

I don't see any jizz on his Jeans there is everyone's pointing and laughing Okay, we don't see any jizz on his jeans There is everyone's pointing and laughing And it oh so that was more of like a chill out to her Okay, this is pretty good Everyone's chill out chill out Good with like chill chill everyone's chill out chill out. He has a humiliation fetish He looks I can't tell laughing is only making him come harder that actually I don't know how I would feel busting in front as many people with a bunch of hot girls laughing at yeah

There's a lot of hot black women laugh and there's Oh my god, all right, let's start smoking weed. Yeah, now I need it. Yeah, that's true, let's start smoking weed. I can't believe you just showed us that sober. Should I play this back at.5 speed so we can really hear it? I would like to see. Break out the telestrator.

Actually, yes. I would like to see if you could. The moment he comes in his pants. By the way, this is from 2014. So thank you, Aldis. This guy fully fucked. Someone in Discord shared this like a week ago. I wasn't even asking for Kush Bro's stories.

It was a random Twitter video. And I was like, this might be good for Kush Brothers. This is asking for Kush bro stories now. It's like it was that Twitter random Twitter video I was like this might be good for this is good right here. Thanks for real dude. You're always doing your job This guy let's look at this video from over 10 not quite 10. No no the the compilation from 2014 This was uploaded to 2015 almost 10 years ago Let's watch it. Did this guy from a decade ago cream his pants?

This isn't news at all. This is. You really are the best producer in the game Eldis. Alright, now let's run it back and see if we can see watch him come But here's the thing though it went viral this week. Okay. This was making around yeah Okay, okay, this guy fully thought he got away with that

So you do the evidence Facebook out there tell? Hey, I don't think he's I think he's come but it hasn't see oh there it is all right we're never he's doing the wait a minute I can explain I sat on something dude I would honestly I would love to have this many women laughing at me while I'm coming I don't know why I'd love'd love to be humiliating my little fucking penis. I've never thought that'd be attractive before, but seeing all these gorgeous women laugh at him. This also looks like such a good party vibe, fun time.

I think it is possible to come in this context without getting embarrassed. I'm just having a good time. Get back on the mic for that point, Eldest. Any attention is good attention. That's a classic Eldest point, folks. What Eldest just said off mic is, the vibes are so good, he could see a scenario.

Go ahead, you tell people. I mean, look, it's like a big party. Everyone's having a great time. The guy didn't even seem embarrassed like he wasn't So you wouldn't be embarrassed if you came in your jeans We're way off the rails. Elders get back on your station. But if you're in a if you're at the point the point stands if you're in a twerk contest and and the guy busts that's like catching the golden snitch in

Quidditch. That's right. It's over. That's right. You win. You win. So this guy's basically a ref. No other points count. Go ahead Elders go ahead ahead finish your point There's a lot of specifics a lot of variables to this like is what was he was he like? What was his role in this contest? I don't know and I don't really need to know I think I just know Don't know I don't really need to know. Then why would you bring it up? No one else asked what his role was. Because I am curious about it. Well, then you do want to know. But then I'm like, you know, it doesn't really matter.

And it's just awesome seeing a guy jizz himself in a bunch of people in a big ass room. So that's pretty cool. Great, man. Well, that's an excellent first story. What do we got next? Albania, Italy pays bill for tourist dine and dash. What a cheap fucking fake country.

Of course, they took it all the way to the international courts. A couple of fucking dumb whops walked out on a bill and the fucking Albanians trying to get the UN involved. Someone ran out on a deep fried full trout and it's being tried at The Hague. Oh My god, okay in a unique act of diplomacy Italy's government has settled the restaurant bill of four Italian tourists in Albania who left without it's four Yeah, dude. 5K bill. I thought it was some kind of government thing where there's like a banquet. It's, you know, hundreds of, maybe tens of thousands of dollars.

It's four people that your fucking cheap ass country couldn't swallow the fucking bill on. They split a catfish four ways. They had an international incident. They're like, that'll tank the economy. Fuck you. Giuseppe Michelangelo, Giuseppe again. The bill was like $110 on the high end.

Let's get some specifics here. The Dine and Dash in the city of Beret made headlines in both countries. How? How did this happen? The chatter prompted Albania's Prime Minister, Ididama, to raise it with his Italian counterpart, Georgia Maloney, while she was visiting the- she was visiting? It's like, hey, thanks for coming by. By the way, your cousins kind of fucked us the other day.

What kind of husband- it's one thing if you're over there, you're like, hey, well, hi, well, you know. Yeah. She responded by telling her ambassador to go and pay the bill for these idiots. Oh, wait, Eridama confirmed the statement that go and pay the bill for these idiots. Wait, wait, wait. It was confirmed in a statement that it had paid the bill reportedly around 80 euros on behalf of its citizens. 80 euros.

Are you fucking, that's not even $100, dude. That's such a cheap bill. It had to be like, we were on the cusp of wifi. We were back together. Yeah. Yeah. We were in bed mode. Holy fuck.

It's just four guys in low rise boot cut jeans. Just came in and created chaos. I'm like, that's like a lunch bill. Yeah, that's not. This one was a lunch. Dude, 20 bucks a person? We just ordered Chipotle and it was more. We got chips, we got chips and extra guac.

You got queso and that put it over the limit. That would have sunk the Albanian government. Oh my, yeah dude, absolutely. They can't get it, yeah if they had not paid this they would have lost out on their polio vaccine shipments. They're just getting over that in Albania. They're still, they didn't get COVID, they still got the 1918 influenza going around. Oh my god. It is unclear when the incident happened but security video of the group walking out of the restaurant and wandering into the night has gone viral on social media we got to get

that the restaurant owner told Albania's report TV first of all incredible name for your news channel is report TV goddamn Albania is so awesome it's so incredibly fake what a fake country it's a newswebsite.com. Go check out newswebsite.com. It's like they struggle saying their own language. Report TV. Report TV is not on television. It is on Meerkat. An app from a few years ago. Yeah, Report TV is projected onto the broadside of a very large cow

the the almost no black spots and a nice white canvas everybody everybody the the yes i haven't seen this yet Lauren Bobert kicked out of Beetlejuice show in Denver footage shows mmm Bobert Bobert Bobert say it three times and she appears in security video from a weekend performance of Beetlejuice

But the Congress will be kind of good theater for being disruptive the DCPA says she was vaping. Bober's team denied that. Told the Denver post, she asked her to stop vaping and Bobert refused. Her one woman show continued taking flash photos with the flash in your hands and dancing. Often the only one clapping or standing up in the crowd occasionally took a break from being disruptive to enjoy the company of her male companion He briefly had a grasp on the situation before ushers returned and told Bovert She had to leave wait the theaters incident report says Bovert pulled the don't you know who I am card Wait eldest isn't there I heard that she was jacking him off He's saying it though, you see them girls? She's getting new titties? Her body looks bangers. You see them girls?

Wait, wait, wait. Wait, Eldis, isn't there a... I heard that she was jacking him off. Do we have better visuals of that? I think this is an unabridged version of the video. Great, wonderful. I want... Yeah, we need the raw footage here.

This is some stuff we would have done at age of 13 and 14 to scour for some teen material. Can you zoom in, please? Yeah, I'll just enhance. Yeah. Enhance. Okay, there she is, chucking clouds. Apparently this was a first date too. That's awesome. I need to see her jacking this guy off a little bit.

Just touching his cock a little bit. What's her method? Is he fingering her? Okay, no, she's got two hands around the arm. They're holding hands. Okay, they're holding hands. He's got his leg up like he's hiding a boner. His dick, yeah, he does look,

it does look like his hand is on his hard cock. Okay, yeah, look where the spike is, Eldest. That's where she's jacking him off. Come on, I gotta tell you how to produce. See the spike? Yeah, that's gotta be it. That's gotta be it. That's the most replayed. Most replayed moment.

Hit it, motherfucker. That's the tit grab. Oh, he grabs her tits. See the spike that's gotta be most replayed moment hit it motherfucker That's the tit grab oh he grabs her tits awesome respect right there. He goes in for the tit grab that's gonna stop things off Yeah, really getting underneath Holy shit. Oh she's grabbing his cock. Yes. There's a feminine wrist. Oh Honestly, I'm in and risk. Oh Yeah, probably doing a little one of these dude that's fucking awesome I look here's the thing The end look we're taking politics out of it here folks. Yeah, okay, we don't agree She's a congress person like a Trump Congress

And before she was in Congress, she owned a machine gun themed burger restaurant that gave a bunch of people like E. Coli. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it got shut down by the health. She's wild. She's a wild one. Yeah, yeah. So anyway, I gotta say here, I've never been a fan of Lauren Boebert, but this looks pretty cool. If I were going to see Beetlejuice I would like to grab tits and have my dick massaged a little bit and this is the play this is at the play be in Denver that's awesome be sure dude she's never been to a play dog I bet you like dude I bet you I bet you this guy let's go let's watch them walking out again eldest the tit grabbing the cock rub pretty fucking awesome

You know who had the biggest field day was with this is whoever plays Beetlejuice in that production like the next show after this news story broke he got to be like Keep your hands to yourself The theaters incident report says Bumper pulled the don't you know who I am card on the way out Appearing theater Given the finger on the way out Damn, dude, honestly if you're some dumb white trash bitch You did about as good a life as you can with as being her you open up a machine gun thing

She tried everyone's diarrhea You open up a machine gun thing. She tried everyone's diarrhea You get fucking divorced who gives a fuck and then you're jacking guys off And honestly even people who have your exact opposite politics have to give you respect For being an awesome date you make a career You just recite a bunch of anti woke tweets and you just ride that all the way to the halls of Congress and and I will Say she probably because she was pissed off She probably gave some real nice pussy that he hell. Yeah, she probably they might have fucked immediately Absolutely, she's definitely sucking his cock a little bit in the car minimum. Okay, so that's our take on the Lord

That's pretty awesome. That's pretty awesome. Conclusion. A new story from two weeks ago that won't air for another few days. Chad Johnson and Terrell Owens reminisce on 12 hour 17 woman origins. Damn, that's actually fucking awesome. That's awesome, dude. Two guys, odd number. Oh yeah, I had the big girl Owens replied in a clip captured by...

Okay, during the livestream conversation, Johnson begins big girl Owens replied in a clip captured by okay during the live stream conversation Johnson begins by asking Owens if he remembers the time he was in the DR with them women We had a little orgy. Oh, yeah, I had the big girl Owens replied You remember when we had that that time we was in the deal When the DR with with this really sounds like two closeted gay men be like, yeah, dude remember all the pussy we fuck Yeah, remember when there was no one else around but me and you in the dr and there were all those women Yeah, we actually fucked 100 women and not each other remember when we two guys who are well known for their choreographed dances with all but that

pussy yeah we're histrionic show boats Johnson recall we continue to recall leaving sure we went through about 17 women in what 12 hours wasn't 17 owns question my mind my mind a good dog my mind ain't good dog 17 man I thought it was about 12 Owens question before adding I was done after about two or three I had to recuperate I had to recover dog very very interesting stuff That also I like going here too about I had to take one for the team big girls need love, too Yeah, I know it's like did you you clearly these are clearly prostitutes in the Dominican Republic also like Black guys don't love that there he is sagalow ba ba ba na na na na na na na

na na na na sagalow im trying to keep ignorant race humor alive its dying and i am the last we need sag to have his own theme music as staph pulls out the ratchet hes gonna say it's gonna say it. Yeah, dude, you pulled the guy out.

He's gonna say it. We're gonna clip this up and send it to Gutfeld. He's out of love. Eldis, why don't you pull up a story that rocked the Penn State community. It's not since we have another Penn State sex pervert. Penn State professor accused of bestiality begged to be killed court document show. So let's get a little why don't we scroll down here an award winning Penn State professor has

been arrested in a sickening bestiality case involving his pet colleague. That's editorializing. Yeah you know know click the original Let's get just the facts. Okay. I don't need the New York Post. I want to see what really happens putting your slant on this Yeah, well, it's the post they post they link to the early Yeah, let's read the first one. Let's read the first one So, um, oh what's his name? Yeah. Here's the problem. Before we reveal his name, let's just say what it is first. Let's just say what it is first. Let's just facts. It was just fact by fact scroll down. I'll just,

let's read the people what happened here Okay So he was charged after he was originally caught early this year naked from the waist down except for socks and shoes Committing the prefered at sex act with his colleague near bathrooms at Roth Rock State Forest in Pennsylvania He's on leave from the university who's identified through and north face backpack he was carrying while uh... after according to a criminal complaint so someone snitch on this guy reported in april may uh... he also tried to record himself performing the loot acts with an

electronic tablet well where the acts exactly that's what i want to know was he fucking the dog was he sucking the dog's dick? I mean I'm sure, you know. Let's see what Fox 43 reports. Let's see if they're real ones and we'll give us some juice. Okay. Was it an iPad?

Was it a Surface Pad? Was it a P.A. man accused of performing lewd acts with dog in Roth Rock State Park? They just say what he was doing. What acts? They just say he was, you know. Well, of course. Go down, you know well go down go down go down He was walking the alleged acts included indecent exposure masturbation and sexual contact with a dog According so he could just have been getting his balls licked by the dog

But my favorite part I read somewhere that he was getting his ass eaten by the dog he was getting his ass eaten by the dog. I read somewhere that he was getting his ass eaten by the dog and beating off, which honestly, okay. If you're just getting your ass licked by a dog and beating off, is that really that big a deal? And yes, this man's name is Themis Matsoukas. He does happen to be a Greek man. Put some satsiki on that name when you say it.

What is he a professor of? Look him up. Themis Matsoukas. Ethics. Yeah. Dude, you witnessed something like that in the woods? That's how, like, creatures of legend get born. Like, that's how the tale starts.

Like, you're not quite sure what you're seeing. He's see chemical engineering Chemical engineering professor. Wow, what a sick fuck working on a love potion apparently Let's go to the let's go to him saying he wanted to kill himself or whatever Go back to the New York Post Did you try to like Manchester by the sea himself and just like grab the cops gone? Did he try to like Manchester by the sea himself and just like grab the cops gone? Dude that must feel so bad you get caught in here. I'm done. I'm dead. You don't understand. I do it to blow off steam

Matsukas a well-regarded chemistry engineering professor was quoted as telling the Rangers and dude imagine being a park ranger and Seeing this guy he then reportedly begged the DCNR officials executing the search to kill him What do I have to do to get you to shoot me? I need to die That's a selfie in his office Damn, it looks like he could get pussy to be just like that dog pussy No, I don't know about he just likes getting his ass eaten by dogs and be no that was among the X Sexual intercourse Yeah, and the electronic tablet thing was him trying to record himself fucking his dog. That's that's

From the road keep going down is there more to this with semi Look at the place where you fuck this that looks at look if you're gonna get your ass fuck If you're gonna get your ass licked by a dog roth rock state forest seems pretty good Why not just fuck your dog in your house? I know In the BCLT and then also public sex He's a Sex he's a fucking he's a Voyeur no not a voyeur he just likes to be seen Matsukas was a rain Tuesday on charge of open-looness indecent exposure sexual intercourse with an animal an animal cruelty Well, we don't know he was laying it down nice or not

Ski-mask boots and socks He was wearing a ski mask? Yeah, show the professor wearing nothing but a ski mask, boots with socks and a wrist watch A wristwatch. This man was masked up, getting his ass eaten by a dog. Masked up, ass naked though. So he literally was getting off on being in public. Yeah, it had to be.

But he was also hiding his face, but his dick was out. See, I thought he just had roommates. If I masked up, I could go to the woods. It's like, hey, we like her, it's just, she's here all the time. Yeah. This is the last thing the dog saw. Before those lights were flaring on the road.

That man does not look innocent, but if you had matched up a bunch of pictures with a bunch of crimes, all like on one side and the other, I would not match up his picture to dog fucking. To dog fucking. You're right different crime Hold on Matsukas reportedly Could be seen masturbating near a woman's public restroom before engaging in a sexual act with the dog

The man also as you tried to record his antics with a collie collie using a silver iPad Wow thanks for the color DCN are eldest you fuck just want to see what kind of dog It's blast. Oh my god. He's getting his ass in by last night Those acts are beneath the dignity of a colleague Last month rangers spotted the familiar visitor with the north face backpack So he got caught with his backpack on one of the trail cameras and tracked him back to his vehicle, a green Subaru. The investigators then obtained his license plate number and were able to match his DMV

photos to the other images of the nude man in the woods. The probe culminated in the search of Matsukas home, during which Rangers reportedly seized several items that were seen. Oh my god. Wait, what happened in No Face, No Case? This guy just didn't keep his mask on. The Penn State professors colleague Which was in the house also poorly matched the dog in the revolting trail camera footage

Matsukas was has taught a prestigious Penn State University. Yeah. Yeah, dude If he was at a more liberal college, he might have been able to rally the troops a little bit like the liberal arts department I say listen, this is just another thing. You know what I'm saying? Like we need to be accepting of this. I need you guys in my corner. Yeah. Add a stripe to the flag.

Yeah. It's Dalmatian stripes. Nah. It's Dalmatian stripes. Nah, ain't enough stripes on that. Yo, put a new one. Add a fucking furry stripe. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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at least for a 75 year old woman in northern, in the northern Italian city of Pavia. In Italy! Who won a court, wow. Wow. What did these men do? How could you? Oh my god.

Maaaaa! I'm staying! Wow. Wow. What did these men do? How could you? Oh my God. Ma! I'm staying! Ma! Where's the sauce? Ma! I'm serving you a fucking summons, that's it! You see another guy?

Dad's body is barely cold. It's only been 40 years. And you're gonna kiss another man. You fucking whore! He's barely in the ground. You call this al dente? I'll see you in fucking court. Both men are employed, the court documents state.

Judge Simona, a woman judge, is that fair? Judge Simona Caterby sided with the retired mother who was separated from the men's father and whose pension went entirely on food and maintenance of the home, they never even chipped in, ruling that the two bombocione, or big babies, have until December 18th to vacate the premises. Wow. There's no provision in the legislation which attributes to the adult child

the unconditional right to remain in the home exclusively owned by the parents against their will and by virtue of the family bond alone. The men who hired lawyers to fight, the men that they hired a lawyer to fight their mom. I am a bomba choni. Oh yeah. I got a fucking bomba choni for you right here baby.

Hey a boss bomba choni. Let's yep. Argued that Italian parents are required by law to take care of their children as long as necessary. Absolutely. They're 40 years old! So funny. That's fucking awesome.

The letter of the law is quite clear. I don't know how to cook! I'll die out there! Oh my god, okay. No Longer Spirit is just viable to defend our subjects over 40. Okay, okay. Anything else? Anything nice and juicy here?

A lawyer for the men told local media that the men had not decided if they would appeal the court decision. This is not the first time mamonni, an Italian term used to describe adult men who are too dependent on their mothers As I love that so is that not every Italian man? Yeah In 2020 Italy Supreme Court ruled against a 35 year old man who works as a part-time music teacher who still expected? Financial support from his parents after he argued he could not support himself on an annual salary of 20,000 Dollars he's trying to teach these kids just epivety and nobody is rewarding him properly. He needs to be supplemented This on average

Italians leave their parental home at the average age of 30. That's fucking while bro Croatia is the highest in the European Union with an average age of 33.4 Offspring in Finland Sweden and Denmark start life on their own at the average age of 21 That is young. That's almost American. I love I stand with the mamoni with the bomba chan They're bomba chan. What did you move out man? Well right after college I guess I was 22 but I I used to live in Bay Ridge Brooklyn and like there's a lot of Italian dudes in that neighborhood who are like in their 20s maybe even their 30s and They clearly still live with their parents, but they spend what they would spend on rent on like a car note

So they're just driving around in like Porsche That's what Greek town is to where I grew up. It's like you'll see a fucking 30 year old guy Washing a BMW like a six series not saving a dime towards Yeah going out taking their fucking girlfriend who lives with their pair her parents yes out to fucking dinner Yeah, and then eventually they might buy a shitty house in Greek town. It's fucking crazy dude. Yeah this is this is fucking wild. I mean Greek people don't get me wrong. My cousin in Greece who is held him I'm 34 he's he's 30 I guess he's 38 39. He moved out and I moved out I mean my we have a family building which is like the first floor is my aunt's,

the second floor is my father's, but it was our grandparents, and they recently died, you know, whatever, no one lives there now, and the third floor is my aunt's, and the fourth floor is my dad's, but it's completely undone, so there's two unusable apartments, and then my family has two other ones. With a vacant apartment, he moved out to the other two and he didn't

move out. My aunt and uncle moved to the vacant one and let him keep the apartment he grew up in. So that's that's when he left home. So he didn't load one box. He didn't load one box. His parents actually moved down and he just kind of fucking chills up there. I guess it's better to have an apartment in the building than live with them. Definitely. And he still goes, he's still like, they'll still be like, it's time for dinner. And he'll be like, oh.

Shut up. What did you make? Literally, he behaves that way towards his parents. It's so funny. That's hilarious. They'll be like, shut up. I'm busy. They'll be like, where were you last night?

Wherever the fuck I want. Literally. What's it to you? He was just like, like sit down and just like eat his fucking food real fast and let me like I think go back upstairs It's fucking awesome. It's a handing over of the plate. He's the man. I'm trying to run a multi-level marketing scheme Yeah, partner Eldie him and elders we we hung out in Greece him and elders hit it off. Dude. He was awesome He was like Henry David Thoreau when he wrote his just like nerd Yeah, Henry David, why don't you Henry David thoroughly suck my dick JP Maddie and I are over here on this couch calling out toxic men.

Alright, listen, girl. We've covered this on the podcast, but he was a pedophile, wasn't he? Probably, yeah. I was Walt Whitman. Who, Thoreau was a pedophile? No, no, Walt Whitman was, I'm sorry. I still might want to work for him. I'm friendly with that guy My scale for an artist whether I call him out or not for being a pedophile is if they have ever done one nice thing

Do I have a picture I took with them when I did a guest spot 12 years ago that I can post Yeah, I on an episode of their TV show six years ago? That will make a big difference. Do I want to do roast battle someday? No! As an example. As a theoretical example. A theoretical example.

As a theoretical example. Now this is a story. Female plane pass, you're're fine for forcibly first of all forcibly performing oral sex on man say extra the key here is fine she was going to Russia here's how cool Russia they give you a ticket for raping someone by sucking his dick. Sucking a man's dick against his will is the same as fucking going 70 and a 50. Do you think she had her hand on the fucking emergency exit door and just be like, get that hard ticket out of my fucking dick? We're all going down.

I'm popping the door off this thing at 30,000 feet in the air. The woman was on a five-hour flight to Moscow where she allegedly bribed the plane crew We're all going down. I'm popping the door off this thing at 30,000 feet in the air. The woman was on a five-hour flight to Moscow where she allegedly bribed the plane crew with $100 and threw hot water on the floor. Oh, that's genius. Wow. Okay. A woman was detained at this.

I want to read every single word of. Finally some good news. I swear to God, it takes you a while, but you finally get a nice one. A woman was detained and fined for allegedly performing oral sex on a man who tried to push her away on a plane to Russia. Valeria, 29, was an economy class aboard a 5 hour flight from Antalya, Turkey to Moscow when she allegedly sexually assaulted her seat neighbor. She pulled down his trousers and committed violent acts of a sexual nature. Later the neighbor stopped resisting. All this happened in front of the flight attendants and other passengers. I mean, that when you look, I don't think

what she did was good, but would it kill more women to have this kind of dick sucking for her? This lady was lady was I don't care who sees I don't give a fuck I'm sucking some dick Wow video from the altercation show so rummaging a pile of trash spilled in the galley for a hundred dollar bill which she then allegedly used to bribe the stewardess great that ought to do it keep a sprite on Delta? That's my right. That's my right. Shot Media reported,

surprising the flight attendants waited until the end of the action. And then, they're like, alright, this guy's getting ready. He's been through a hell of a lot. Let him bust a nut and leave. We're gonna blue ball him too. Wait until the end of the action, wait until the end of my action. Oh, I'm watching this. Oh my god. This is like if life operated in 80s comedy movie rules

Getting your dick sucked is sacred. It's like everyone has sanctuary until the guy nuts She lands she's in a tribunal in Russia and she they're like listen We have heard your case, but because you finished the job, we have a lab to give you a slap on the wrist. You suck our dicks, everything OK. In this movie, she force finishes him, and then just someone from the back of the plane. Pfft.

Hahahaha. Cascades throughout the whole plane. That's when you should clap on a plane. Okay, hold on go up again the woman fought back So until the end of the action only then moved Valeria further away the woman fought back and did not want to leave her newly Made companion. I mean this is Anyway, let's finish reading it Turkey is a Muslim country so I hope she waited until they left Turkish airspace before she started sure don't do anything haram she was also accused of smoking an e-cigarette and pouring hot water on the floor passengers are reported to have cheered

and clapped when police finally came on board the tainter the end of the flight I mean this is insane is this it is that is anything more what I mean okay guys there's so much trash on the I won't go anywhere with a sushi was you told the cop I won't go anywhere with a sucker like you bad bitch of the year so she later told the Baza media everything was fine I had a good time on the plane well that's a little more than that she claimed to have been five and five hundred rubles or five dollars and sixty four cents Russia is the fucking you know I'm in stop you're looking you're looking for like flights from Istanbul like okay I am this is confused although like pro Ukraine war people on Twitter should see this article be like wait a minute

The Russians are human after all I Mean this is incredible. So Imagine you're on a flight like I mean what if this guy had like a wife like what if I was married? What do you mean oh man Yeah, that's he's actually claiming that it was ceremonial pushing away She was just like yeah, whatever everyone can watch me suck this guy's cock like that. It wasn't secret She pulled his pants down water was like what's that over there? It wasn't secret. She pulled his pants down water was like, what's that over there?

Just creating a diversion, I mean, yeah bad bitch in here what's Valeria she didn't give her last name but You know salute to her Let's see a picture of her. I Wouldn't mind it. It's a good head If I'm on a five also, it's a five-hour flight, you know, it's not the longest flight in the world. But, you know, if this woman tries to suck my dick, I'm probably letting her. But that's just me, what can I say? If I'm on a plane... Well, flights are boring. Flights are boring, you know.

I'm just like, I'm nodding off watching the Marvels. Alright, very good Valeria. Flights are boring, you know. I'm nodding off watching the Marvels. Yeah. All right. Very good, Valeria. Well, damn, we did a lot of, we covered a lot of really important news stories this week. More than most. We were actually able to cover them too. That was another good thing. I feel like we really had a point of view.

Damn, dude, I might have gotten too stoned for this one, but. I was like whispering into the mic a little bit before. I didn't want to interrupt you guys. But I had a little joke. And I now realize that's so much worse. Yeah, so awesome. Just going straight to the deep listeners. Yeah, I was like, is this just for you guys at home?

Because my friends are talking and I don't want to interrupt them. This is the JP frequency. None of the others in the room can hear me. This is only for you. Let's do some fucking questions. You guys ready to give some advice? Oh yeah. Please make some really heavy depressing ones

like you haven't maxed for doing. Should we get higher before we give it bikes? Yeah we probably honestly should. Even though I'm barely hanging on right now. Hey Todd, hey Elvis, hi Guess. Okay so I am a 25 year old. Yeah yeah go ahead. Should we wait?

Yeah. Y'all can do it, that'll be a board way. Let's just wait to the left. I'm fucking standard in my dick. I feel really high me, too Good and my dick is so hard by the way Fuck God and my dick is so hard by the way Fuck I'm so stoked fucked up The order pizza demon is shouting hold him back I'm kind of okay. That's like a lot of you time for you to smoke more I have to be on the way of life. I might if you smoke a little more. Well, what am I gonna not smoke a little more? There you go.

There he is. James Patrick. Jimmy Mark. Yeah, leave all this in, elders. This is good stuff. This is good stuff. You want me to? Yeah. Alright. This is where we draw...

Consider it done. Oh, fuck. Okay. Oh shit we're doing it again. Should I just work a little more? Before we regroup, can anyone want another water? Um, you know what man? Yes, and let me get an A&W Zero Shug. I'll take another A&W zero sugar

yeah they're flowing like wine tonight baby the A&W are flowing like wine a truly completely not sponsored product the only thing I've actually truly endorsed wholeheartedly is the A&W zero sugar root beer Eldest time to if I must I must you must kid. Yep, you must finish it. Oh They're in the fridge back right corner. They should be right behind the A&Ubs. I'm sorry just in that zone I can come out and look I Guess we cut this part. There is.

Thank you. Thank you. I'm good. Actually, Did I ask for water? Yeah. Man, I'm sorry, bro. I love it. I literally have a water bottle right here. I actually forgot I had this. Elite mindset reached.

I've been thirsty for the last half hour. That's incredible. Because I finished my A&W and I've had a water bottle right here. Oh fuck oh that rocks Yeah, I do another 12 hours. Yeah It's like

The hustler when Minnesota fats goes into the bathroom, and he just freshens up a little bit go the rest Minnesota fats goes into the bathroom and he just freshens up a little bit Didn't make any sense 36 straight hours All right, here we go, let's give some advice What up? You beautiful Greek, baby Thanks, I'm I've got a different one for you guys, but I don't think I've heard this on here before so I was born through sperm Bank and never knew who my dad was

My sister was born through the same sperm donor, so she's a year or two older than me I'm 29 and we found out a year or two ago that we have 28 other siblings and we're all about the same age and I found out about my dad as well I'm trying to figure out whether should it should I reach out to him? Should I try to just meet him once? He's got three kids of his own. I'll pause this Elvis. He doesn't really... You think this motherfucker wants 28, 30 year olds knocking on his door?

Be like, hey, remember that summer you were so broke and the sperm bank didn't turn you down? They just let you keep giving jizz over and over again. Remember when you ran out of fake names at 28? And the silver spoon. You think you're going to have a moment? It's like, yeah, it's like this guy just donated sperm and it'd be like one thing if we had a couple but that man has 28 you know about! Win three of his own!

Yankees World Series Championships 28's too many dude Now look, if you're the first one, he might actually connect with you and then he'll start getting mad Like right around like nine imagine how pissed you'd be Okay, this must be wrapping up soon. My motherfuckers came and told me I'm their dad 17 to go I'm sorry 19 to go. I'm fucking stupid

How badly were all these guys like in the early 90s sold a bill of goods. They're like, no, trust me, if you donate sperm, they'll never be able to contact you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Before the internet? I'm not predicting the internet at all. This guy's gonna even fathom the internet. Oh my God, I didn't even think about that.

Yeah. This guy just donating gizz before it fucking email existed. How is anyone gonna find out? They're gonna write me a letter? Oh my god dude! Tough break for these guys. Oh what am I gonna get of facts one day that says that I'm the father of this? Meanwhile there's subreddits like, find this man.

Oh my god based on the hedges in the background it looks like he's in a suburb of Cincinnati his name is Don. Oh my god. This guy had a true crime pod case. Poor guy. I'm so on the guy the dad. I feel so bad for the fucking guy who was just beating off into a truck.

He was trying to make 60 bucks a pop. He's sired more kids than gangsters. 60 bucks? That's awesome. He definitely scheduled one of these appointments with a payphone. Yes, dude. So, alright, once I get the cash for that I'm gonna swing by Blockbuster and have myself a night. This guy's dad had never sent a text message when he'd be off to make him.

He was not familiar with the concept. He conceived you in a world that no longer exists and, now you're just gonna this is weird as fuck It's that you're essentially coming through a different you to multiverse And just entering this man's life knock it out some trailer door damn I Switched to donating plasma around that time That was the last straw Wait, that's a good question How the fuck did this guy find out 30 other siblings that well now all the records are there

Like you could find that shit ancestry.com. Do they give it to you? I think there's ways to figure it out Like you can't get it through the agency, right? Probably not but it probably depends on I bet you that could be subpoenaed I imagine but not like you can't just ask. I also bet you Certain people have certain some people like never under any circumstances give anyone my contact info. Some people might be like,

don't make it publicly available, but if they ask, like I bet you the donor gets to choose. That's just a hunch, I'm high, I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. But it could be how it works. There's a terms of service agreement. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can opt into. What if it's like, yeah, what if it's like a pay to play game?

Like AirDrop? Or it's like, look, if you want them to know your, we'll pay you a hundred, but they're gonna know your address. Or we'll pay you fifty and they can never find you. You can switch it to that option if you watch two thousand ads. Yeah, it's Hulu with ads. It's beating off with ads. This one might be categorized as hate speech. Oh, OK. Let's listen. Now we're now we're talking.

What's up, Stop? What's up, Elvis? And hello to whoever you guys have as a guest today. I'm calling because I know you guys are very anti circumcision podcast. Yeah, I was very anti circumcision too That wasn't so actually sorry with me to this podcast. I heard you guys talking about your dick Shut up, bitch with yeast infections Fucked up talking about sex being painful. Yeah, my force was a little too tight Also, I mean I looked it up and it turns out the lost sensation thing is actually a myth fuck you like

so when my son was born a couple months ago actually got him circumcised you guys were saying and now I know you're a fucking loser and your son's a fucking little stranger issues but I don't want to what certain size I'm honestly we don't give a fuck Why are you calling into a gloat never had to go your mutilated cock? Just like my dick is okay. Me too like I know it's fucked up But I've never had a woman like that I slept with you know or had a woman not sleep with me because I was Say that they would fuck you

I was circumcised, but I had someone say that they wouldn't think it was. I'm circumcised. No, even though I fucked up. But I guess really my question is, you know, for you guys being so anti-circumcision, what are some of the benefits of it? Speak on it. Who the fuck are you that I have to tell you anything? Speak on it. Much as some of the issues that you guys have had with it. So, I guess yeah, just give us some of the benefits of like I don't have to prove shit to you man This guy's a fucking piece of shit. Thank you. Dude fuck fuck this guy just because like you already mutilated your son's cock

Don't ask me about benefits. Yeah, don't made your fucking great exactly You took a knife to your infant son's cock. You ripped a piece of his cock off. You ripped a fucking piece of his cock off and now you're coming to us for absolution? Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. And you're with your fucking snipped up little scarred cock.

Motherfuckers dig looking like Benny Hanna. I'm an ally of the uncircumcised community and I'm here to not center myself and hold space for my uncircumcised brothers. Thank you JP. Thank you JP. Pavone? I was just in the bathroom taking a piss. Looking at your un-clipped cock. Every time you guys made a point it was like fuck Yeah, this guy's a fucking piece of shit asking us for benefits our cocks look the way they're supposed to look What the goal the fucking goal of this man? Like it wasn't gonna be offensive

At least two he knew to You know, I mean and I'm an uncle Tom to the uncircumcised community. I'm with you guys 100%. That's right. You're a guest of honor. Honorary low by honor. We can't blame you for what your father did, JP. So true. You're faultless. I heard half of it. I heard half of it. But I was done. I pissed at the right time. Here's the benefit fuck you That's the benefits you fucking you guys don't need to explain shit to this guy. I don't know you I'm not here to educate you I'm not here to educate you do some fucking research Here's the thing about I have a beautiful natural cock

It's that thing about circumcision if you're gonna do something that painful to a newborn baby There better be a damn good medical reason I know and science has concluded that there is not thank you JP So don't go you don't go deli slicing people's hogs By the way, I had a UTI I've had yeast infections. I don't have them now you cocksucker Not a big deal. Fuck you. Yeah, my foreskin is too tight. That's true That means sometimes my dick hurts. Yeah, you got some guys my dick hurts, but I'll say this Makes it so that I don't come fast

Yeah, you know every time about the bus. I got a little And then I reset the You know, every time I'm about to bust, I got a little... Ah tightens it fuck you your sons a piece of shit, too Suck my fucking unclipped cock you piece of shit next question elders God, I hate that guy take that home. I don't understand the point of that that fucking fucking piece of shit that fucking prick. Piece of shit. How do you know your foreskin's too tight before the next one? Yeah, okay. I can feel it.

Doesn't go back all the way. Oh, that's tough. I stop it right, I haven't been about it much. I wanna do my bit, but it stops right here, kinda. It's like wearing joggers. Like you gotta pull them over your feet real tight. Oh yeah, that's fucking tight as one can be. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, Christ almighty. You got a nice hanger fucking tight as one can be. Yeah, yeah. Christ almighty. You got a nice hanger. Yeah. You can just pull your dick back. Yeah, I got one of those. Nice. Eldest Kentucky. Eldest Kentucky's nuts into his shit.

That's how loose his foreskin is. Oosie oosie? Yeah, I always say it hangs off like a loose dirty sock. Oh dear lord. I mean, yeah, I got a loose. Don't make me think my apologist position for you guys. I'm on your side now. Don't lose me as an ally.

We only have a few allies here. We can't lose them. We can't lose the important ones. My cock is beautiful, dude. No. Next question. Hi, Stavi. I'm a woman and I need some advice I have two different sized titties like three cup size difference and today was pretty big kind of makes the nipples go like lazy Oh man. I'm wondering if I should get them fixed.

Should I get like big fake titties? Should I have them just yank them up to my chin so they're more even? Or should I keep them for like variety? Interesting. I need to know for a lifelong problem. Thank you for the help. They do got personality. Yeah, it's fun. But I will say three cup sizes is crazy.

Three cup sizes is a lot. But every every the night sky needs a major and minor. There are two sides to this. If she had slightly like different slightly I've seen I like these almost everyone almost everyone also yeah there is not a woman alive who has naturally symmetrical tits they don't happen now but they don't have

three cup size yeah that's all over the alphabet right how do you even do a to D you just fucking put a little cantaloupe in your small titties bro like how do you even use bars? I don't get it, do you wrap the one titty in a sling? Like you're injured? Putting your phone and wallet and shit in the other cup. Yeah, that's fucking crazy.

I'm sorry to make fun of you, you're asymmetrical, Rocco's modern life titties are beautiful. No, that's crazy. So if it's something you've struggled with your whole life, and here's the thing, tittie technology is one of the best technologies we have. If you gotta get a surgery, they're nice these days, right? And I think it's augmentations that result in less scarring. That's just my medical opinion.

The reductions, they'll lead to some heavy scarring. That is true. So you maybe don't want to take some meat off of the bigger one, you want to supplement the small one. And I think that's fair. Level up the small one. I think, absolutely, I think you deserve to be in the middle of where you are. You shouldn't have to go as little as, and you shouldn't put one implant to match the

big one. I say, make something new. A nice, a nice medium. A nice meat in the middle. And by the way, when a head coach brings in a new offensive coordinator, like the whole system comes in. We got it. Absolutely. Start fresh. Install a whole new offensive. Okay. Because the other thing is this has been a problem for her, right?

Like, so she's kind of paid the piper in terms of Having to deal having titty problems done your time and so now you deserve a Breast now you deserve awesome titties like you know I don't know if you're young I don't know how old you are, but it's like you know I'm sure everybody's like in a perfect world I would get my tit. You know I bet you not everyone. I bet you some women are like, eh, it would be cool to get my tits done, but it seems a little much. Not the case for our friend here. Yeah.

You deserve it. That's who it was made for. You fully, and not, anyone who wants to do it deserves it. We're pro tits. What'd you say, Jesse? That's who it was made for. Yeah, absolutely. That's who it was made for.

Titty jobs was made for lopsided titties. If titties, if getting fake tits was the way you get like a kidney and there's a list, she's at the top of the list. Top of the list. Well, I guess breast cancer top, she's second. And then it's like, you know, flat bitches with awesome asses. You know those dudes?

You know those? They skip the rest. Anyway, go ahead. Yo, the people that have the one leg longer than the other ones that have to wear the shoe with the fucking long shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those guys, they can't even get a new leg. This girl and those people are walking in circles together.

They have common cause. I wonder if like one of her knees is taking more of a beating. There's got to be spine issues. You gotta fuck your shit up. This is going to result in the herniated disc. You got to do something. And listen, we said go somewhere in the middle. If you got to have huge titties, you got to have you got to go anime mode.

We're not going to fight you on it. We're not going to fight you. But wait, if it you. Oh my god. Slightly serious note. Aren't breast enhancements less dangerous than breast reductions? I actually don't know. I don't know for sure.

Let's start saying that. I am tired of all this reduction. Let's get some propaganda out there. Right, right. It's get some propaganda out there. It's a little bit more future riskier than the other according to auroraclinics.co.uk. Okay. The next question, Big Eldons. Hey, Scabie, Eldis, and Gus.

This is Will. So basically in the last two, two and a half years, I've been to 12 funerals, my roommate, my brother, and then my best friend have all died. Oh, right. And I'm in therapy, that's not what I'm calling about. I have to answer this question. But I feel like. Just freshly high?

Yeah. I don't know, maybe stop having your loved ones die. I don't know. I Yeah. Um, I don't know. Maybe stop having your loved ones die. I don't know. I don't know. Find the gypsy that cursed your family and return her talisman to her. Return the talisman your great grandfather, your great grandmother stole from her

and all will be all right. You must carry your great grandmother over a mountain ok, sorry just move out of the town that Michael Myers is talking yes, seriously let me guess, it's Jamie Lee Curtis again oh fuck my dear friend Stavros Eld rose eldest probably JP and other possible guests

My name is Blake and you can keep that in and I am a fully post-op transgender woman. Yes. I'm 39 years old I'm married to a cool-ass woman who is beautiful intelligent and hilarious I've been transitioning for like the last six years. I did the hormones I recently had all the surgeries and I still have what I consider to be this most excellent dude voice And under the parasocial discipleship of Stavros I do my best to radically accept myself and the weirdness that is inherent in the juxtaposition of my girly ass face Combined with my righteous dude bro voice and I just wanted to ask if you were in my position how would you go about living this particular life to

the fullest? Wow. Please respond knowing that I enjoy being a funny person myself and I want your personal opinions as comedic people yourselves. Much love, thank you. Well I will say it's an awesome bit the first time. Yeah. The first time you see a hot lady,

and then it's like, pussy. Yeah, yeah. That would be, or if you really want a really good one, just fake put on a really girly over the top voice, that sounds ridiculous, and then be like, nah, I'm fucking around. You're at dinner, you're on a first, well not on a first date, because you're already married, but you're at dinner with a new person, over-the-top voice that sounds ridiculous then like and I'm fucking around Well not on a first date cuz you're already married but like you're at dinner with like a new person You're like hi like doing the high little girl voice like the waiter comes over. It's like that's too much pepper

Or you like here's like stub your toe you're like That's a really good one, that's a really good I love getting an advice question from someone who's clearly lived more life than us. Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely. Has been through more. So much more. Has been way more in touch with yourself than either of us are with ourselves. But I love- Yeah, the advice isn't even like, how do I change my vote? What should I do? It's like, how do I change my vote what should I do it's like how do I have more fun yeah top of how happy I can be yeah yeah that's I would say that's a great you have the the other opportunity for a great just like quick bit find a barber shop quartet that needs a base and then you just come in like order a lot from takeout with like fast food windows

and then they'll be like confused. Yeah. You know, and like- Stay quiet while they, they're like, um, was it you? Yeah, yeah. The orange one, the McChicken? And then, mm-hmm. And then drive back around, they're like,

where the fuck is my McChicken? Yeah. If you give it to that hot bitch, what are you trying to fuck her? You think she's hot, right? And then see what the guy thinks of you. A lot of a lot of opportunities for a lot of different stuff. She said, yeah, she said she likes being funny.

Yeah, I mean, as as bits, that's kind of a good one. Hidden voice, but you know, prank call prank calls. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, every prank every calls person makes this a Learn how to do some impressions. Yeah, you could get away with dude you get away with a learn dude impressions like yeah You can be a transgender woman on YouTube. I mean you don't have to monetize it, but yeah, yeah, this is content I mean you don't have to monetize it, but yeah, yeah, this is content But if you can like learn some like cool impressions you'd be that would be cool walk of the party That would be fun. She's over there. She does a

Really you're not gonna believe it for walking get over here. Yeah, this is my son and partner hw This is my son and partner HW. You have abandoned my boy. Yeah, these are all great. Great. What was Blake? Was her name? So they go, Blake. Hope that wasn't does there enough bits. I think we gave you a couple of nice.

Would you please kindly massage my breasts? Is this is a little bit too scandalous? Look at my pussy. I want you to look inside of my pussy. It is very brand new. Did they do a good job? Get to the pussy. Get to my pussy.

Thank you for the money for my bottom surgery. Yeah, learn these, learn these. Yeah, dude. These will be good. Awesome. These are, yeah, so yeah, you get the voices down. I mean, we gave you a whole cheetah. Yo, what up, Stavi, baby?

What up, Elvis? People call you Elvis all the time. It pisses me the hell off. Yeah, I'm calling cuz a couple weeks ago Stavi you kinda you kind of did me dirty you were talking bad about hosts for trivia night. Pause this, pause this. What did he do the second he was on? He bombed with people always call you Elvis always pisses me off. Not funny. It proved my point exactly. That is the most trivia host, sort of a joke, shape of a joke, but wasn't saying anything. So anyway, go ahead, Elders.

And like, so I did four years of radio as a DJ on the air for four years. Now I do some trivia hosting as my side hustle you know and I know side hustles could have their own side hustles I know the part-time radio DJ oh that's your main hustle huh sorry my main thing is donating plasma these guys are getting these guys are getting shot up with the Uzi right now cuz I'm so hungry I'm just thinking about fucking grilling, but you can't you can't throw me a fucking Anyway, keep going all this I mean, I'm doing pretty well as a trivia host

You know, you said call in if you know your trivial if you got some pussy. I mean, I wouldn't say I got pussy from it You said call in if you got pussy from it. Well, that didn't happen, but I have a girlfriend. You, my friend, you work at it, you do a thing at a bar where girls can walk up to your table with slips of paper where they could conceivably write their numbers on it and hand it to you, and you're still not getting pussy as a trivia host.

I mean, so this was your idea of how I was gonna respect trivia DJs more? was complaining that I made fun of you? finish, I'd love to hear about like, she hosts the trivia nights at her company that's something we had in common when we were talking so I mean, technically I got pussy from that no you didn't I'm doing well

no you didn't I just found another dork to fuck you. There's a big ocean out there, you know, the the comedians, you guys the sharks, sharks in the water. No dude, that's the thing what I'm telling you, we're the bottom. We are the lowest form. The fact that you're below us is sad dude. We're like a skate or something that's like real flat like cruising along the bottom of the water. Yeah dude, we're just in the bottom minding our own foot. We're the absolute bottom. We're fighting over the same kelp my friends.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were like the hagfish that consumed the corpses of whales. Right in the wells beneath the surface of the ocean. You're an angler fish down in the dark depths. I was going to say James Cameron to see you getting close to him. Have you ever seen him? From being a studio DJ at no no you getting yeah exactly dude he's gonna need a camera that hasn't been invented yet god damn anyway this is keep going you'll waiting in the reef for the opportunity to snag snag a Wednesday night you sharks are out there eating up all you know you're not even something for now look I don't mean to come off as you're not you're not an artist you're not a performer soon very soon this is the way

you have the one job AI should replace like it's just in fact when you go to Buffalo Wild Wings and they're doing trivia on the board and you have to talk to anyone you Just play that little game much better experience than having to put up with a guy with sideburns in a fedora Asking me, you know how many times fucking how who you know how many times fucking? Paul Rudd was on friends. How many episodes did Paul Rudd appear on who cares? Shut the fuck up. You're closer to a bar back than you are. No, I respect bar backs. They do hard work.

You're below bar backs. You're doing the job that the host of the bar didn't want to do. What a f- Anyway, dude, this was awesome. Keep going. Let's see what else he's got. You know, for me, I'm a part of the ecosystem, man. You're not. You know, I'm a part of the ecosystem, man. You're not. You know, I'm an Italian man. My full name is...

Strike two. My full name is Marcello. And you know, it hurts me to see a fellow swarthy man with a weird ass name shitting on me. Well, stop being... We're not the same. We don't have to stick together at all. You are much worse than me. You are lower than me on-

Name your top five trivia hosts of all time. Yeah! What's your favorite hour from the trivia host? Yeah, dude, I just remember being a little kid and when I just wanted to be inspired, my mom would just go go to TGI Friday's Tuesday when they couldn't sell a fucking buffalo a buffalo chicken egg roll and

They she would sit me in front of there and some fucking guy there. He was a soul patch Marty Collins Yeah, there was a guy trying to get into magic, but was still trying to get the tricks down So in the meantime he was doing trivia we don't deserve a lot of respect but you gotta give us this little demarcation yeah yeah this is ridiculous there's plenty of other professions for you guys to shit on no yeah I respect that leave the leave the trivia host alone I will will not be a host from the run I love you all this your great producer. Whatever People say about you is untrue your great producer. He's worked up. He's by himself in his house leaving a voicemail He's basically good night. Oh have yourself a good night. I'm getting a lot of love from the trivia host here

Podcast producer I said I'm getting a lot of love from the trivia host here Right, you know what that's actually what you're closer to and by the way Sure podcast producer bit much better than trivia host, but you're at least getting warmer Oh man, what a fucking loser What if this guy puts us to shames and he just put he sends in a tape of him like reading off the hilarious team names of the team? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I stand corrected. This guy's got the sauce. These puns are fucking awesome.

Listening, listening to that call, listening to that guy come at you for shitting on trivia hosts reminded me of the scene in Miller's crossing when they come to a Albert Finney, and then he just riddles them all with bullets He shoots the guy with a Tommy gun for like 30 seconds Let's play the last one Hi, stoppy. I love the show. Can't wait to see you when you come to Seattle again. I'm calling about my twin brother for some context. We grew up in Mississippi, but in May of 2021, I and my girlfriend,

we moved to Seattle to be with her dad, and I got my real estate license. I started making lots of money. Nice, dude. Good for you. And my brother has just constantly been very jealous of my life. Oh, shit. It'd be, uh.

You know, he's living around with our parents and going around. And so in February of 2022, I was making a little money. I flew him up here. And he was, it was a great couple of days. All we did was smoke weed and cigars and party. But then it turned into a complete jealous sit. He even told my girlfriend's dad that this is the jealous life I have up here.

What? It was horrible. What are you saying? Then he went back to Mississippi and we didn't talk for a few months. It was very off and on. I always tried to make contact with him, try to reach out to him. But then about a month ago, we got into a huge blowout fight about some things that happened in our past.

And ever since then, I've been trying to reach out to him and call him and text him. And it's all been no reply, no reply. So I'm hoping I can get your advice on if I should keep doing what I'm doing and try to maintain a relationship. Or if I could cut out my brother. This is exactly what I said was going to happen. This man's like, should I cut my brother out of my life forever? I just, this is so awesome. I was like, yeah, I'm pretty high.

I'm tired of talking. Let's do one more to get to clump it out. And Elvis drops. Well, I'll tell you what he should. Should I cut my brother out of my life he's jealous of me which is such a weird thing it's such a weird thing to be complaining this much about my brother is so jealous of me do I have to cut him out of my life because that can't be what it actually is

you have to have vicious conflict but it can't be like it actually is. You have to have vicious conflict. What it can't be is you're just jealous of me. You're jealous of my friends. He always has to be. In the percentage, the 1% chance that he is right and his brother is literally so jealous of him it's causing a problem, you also understand that 99% of the time

that is what an insane person would say about anyone they're in a confrontation with. About anyone they would be like, he's just fucking jealous dude. Like no matter what they're fighting about, a moron would say, just fucking haters being jealous man. You could be stealing an old man's medicine.

Yeah. And be like, he's medicine. Yeah. He's just fucking jealous. He's jealous I get it how I live. He's jealous I know how to fucking make money anywhere I am. You're jealous I'm making 82k with commission. He can't stand how I close. Yeah, I did. No, so just letting you know that. I would say don't, even if you take the word jealous out of this description, you're like, my brother's just been really weird. He's been complaining about my success. It makes me really uncomfortable.

I wanna share this with him, but he's just, if you just take the word jealous out of him, you sound so much more reasonable. Even though he's probably, I could see this happening if you're doing even sort of well, and like, you know, like your townie brother. Do you think you're better than me, bro? In all seriousness, if you're getting the silent treatment

from somebody or they're not replying that does truly suck And like especially if it's a family member, so this is definitely like this you're trying you are easy to your credit You're trying to make this shit fucking you know you're trying to work this out. You got in a fight. You're trying to fix it Whatever yeah, I said cut him out I don't know how much you beat business going forward. You fired. This is the straw. Let him know how you play, man. I'm calling your bluff, playboy. They don't call me Deal Closing Danny for nothing.

I didn't move 2 point eight last month in Seattle in the in Tacoma alone So yeah, you know what I guess Anthony's right fuck it Whatever man, you gotta see if you know if he's been a dickhead fuck him and then A lion does not concern himself with the opinion of sheep. Oh, fuck. Oh, no. Oh, fuck. Holy shit. Yeah, fam, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm trying, but it just keeps getting away from me, dude. They're just getting you too good. So go talk to a therapist or something, man. What you need.

It's not gonna happen today, man. This is Elvis' fault. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What you need is a t-shirt that says I am an inside sales representative who makes 82k and has a complex relationship with his brother but But if you ever cross him, so help me God,

they will never find your father. Yeah, you need one of those, man. Oh, fuck.