Stavvy's World - Are You Garbage?

Episode Date: December 12, 2022

Hosts of the Are You Garbage? comedy podcast, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley, join Stavvy's World to tell the story of Foley's journey as an aspiring Dawson's Creek extra, Kevin's escape from working construction, and give advice to callers including a man who's in denial about being ghosted and a Philly husband having trouble being sensitive around his wife.

I have a big family and they're spread around multiple countries. So a few years ago it was my brother's wedding and most of them decided to come. Great news, but a big problem. Where do you put eight people all with different requirements and keep them all together? We looked at some hotels but then it was obvious get an Airbnb. My mom and I were able to find the perfect place. It was a big house with multiple rooms and in a part of the city with woods

and walking trails all around. The Airbnb also included a huge kitchen where we all got together the day after the wedding for a big family meal. This is a cherished memory for my family and me. And whenever I drive by that location, it always makes me smile. Not long ago, my mom and I stopped by that area to walk around and remember one of the most special times for my family

Whether you're traveling with friends or with family for a big wedding or justification get an Airbnb Hey, everybody welcome back to episode two of Stavis world Thank you so much to everybody who listened to the first episode with Sam Morrell Really appreciate all the feedback all that good stuff. I think you're gonna love this episode. Too hilarious, guys. The RU garbage boys, some incredible stories, some very funny, some very good advice.

Enjoy, eldest, hit the music, baby. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, you like that foley? I'm about to start complaining about the Bronzino. Break some plates, you fat son of a bitch. Hello, everybody, and welcome to Stavvy's World.

We are back. We've got some of my favorite boys. Are you garbage boys? We got Kev. We got Foley in the mix. Thank you for coming out to the studio. Body, thank you for having us. Beautiful. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Awesome, dude. Yeah, we've got Super Producer Eldis looking ugly today. I'm looking good. I'm looking good. You look like a piece of fucking shit. Oh, dude. Where do you get to name Eldis from? It's my mom's name, my grandma's name put together.

Elders don't look the guests in the eyes. No. I wouldn't have came if I knew she was gonna look at me. How many times have I had to tell you not to look the guests in the eyes? I've done this on Zoom. You do put some contacts in. I mean, you have some classes and freaking me out. I'm gonna put on this dumber over there.

I'm about to I'm sorry my Albanian looked you in the eyes Yeah, I'm my apologies Yes, we have we have we've been friends a little since kindergarten So I love that and it's hilarious because Greeks and Albanians have like Greeks consider themselves better than Albanians So my ironic racism has been a part of my life since I was in kindergarten because it was like we realized like wait, you know, our friend, like we had friends, fathers who were literally racist against Albanian. And we met elsewhere like, but he's cool.

He's not a thief. He's a horse. He's not a goat thief. I mean, catch him in the garage. I know the night. Real quick, there was one time in like second in the garage. He's a little annoying. Real quick, there was one time in like second grade. I was trying to go over my friend's house.

And he was like, oh, you should just wait out here by the fence and like the backyard and the alley in Baltimore. His dad like didn't want me in the house because I'm out baby. He went brought us to his box. I'm still in check. His mom is mom brought us juice box out thinking she was being humane. And You're like, I'm in a box. I'm stealing. I'm stealing. Yeah. His mom, his mom brought a juice box out thinking she was being humane. And it's like,

Oh, yeah. He was literally, he was allowed in the yard, but not in the home. It was you, Adam, or something. Real old country. Yeah. Yeah, bag of rice. No, truly, he was, I mean, his, I mean, truly hill, like villager hillbilly Greek people. I love this great

You gotta you gotta get a stay in the culture those are those are our roots. Those are our roots for sure So a lot of beef don't they got to you got the town for a long time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah I like the Turks not the item and empire. They really fucked our ass is good. Yeah, so but you know But aren't like genetically you guys turks right all right? You gotta leave But, you know... But aren't like genetically you guys turks, right? All right, you gotta leave. You gotta leave. It's just sitting there out of the good time.

El, to suppress your delight at that comment. Because porn starts coming out. Yes, and I... No, I mean, what is funny? I don't want to fucking step on. But I am working on a bit about how like Greeks think they're not even white. Like Greek people think they're white. It's like, so watch out for the special.

And a year it's coming out. But yes, no, Greek people are fucking, it's funny how much pride we have for a thing that happened 5,000 years ago that none of us were apart around the world. I like that. Stick with the beef. That one for you. You like ancient beefs the beef. Yeah, that's a good game.

You like ancient beefs? Yeah. Do you guys have any, this is something, this is a segment we want to actually start doing, where we go- We go beefs? No, no, no, not beef. I know you definitely have plenty of beefs, fully.

But have you ever encountered Greeks or Albanians? We want to start doing a tally of whose, if you've encountered- Like in that life before- A villainous, before me and Aldous, any villains- And he honest. Albanians we want to start doing a tally of whose if you've account life of before me and out eldest any villains and honest any nice people yeah yeah the ones we know accepted like any random I worked at it I worked it I worked it I was talking about the Jeff for a long time and one of the owners was Greek he was awesome there we go score for Greek sell this. I don't think I've

ever met one to be interesting. Interesting. That is the level of white trash you are. You're not Irish German or German or German. That's the level of segregation you grew up around. As I gave it, slightly tan whites were off. A Lutheran moved into our neighborhood for about a week one time He got him by a car The foods too good the Greek food. It's too good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah It's too good to like ever not I mean I always say it's hard for a fat guy to ever be racist. Yes You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know the foods always back you have to swear off a food. Yeah, that's right Let's go through the races and their foods real fast No, but you're right middle eastern food you guys are my favorite number one

Love it. Yeah, Chinese come on any Asian. Yeah, so in I suppose you're on your own. I don't know what Keep the arms chicken Oh, fuck others. Can you can you hit the fucking air conditioner the room? Yeah, yeah, the fun. There's so much man in this fucking and this studio right now Cool off five sweaty dudes All right, hell yeah. It's got a nice looking eldest as I think. Yeah, the temperature's raised eight degrees. I was talking seven minutes.

There's 2,000 pounds of man in here. I'm not a dude in here. Start talking about Kung-Kao chicken. You turn it on. Let's go. But yeah, thank you, boys, for coming. And just this thing, you pod, you're part of the experimental batch of what we're doing here.

Thank you, buddy. It's going to be a little like, what if your therapist was a fat Greek moron who operated out of his father's restaurant? That's kind of the vibe. So a little later on the show, we're gonna take some voicemails, some calls for people who have called them.

But we wanna start now with just, you know, just let's get to, what are your guys' issues? Let's fucking really dish here. I'm very happy for you guys have had a lot of success, things are going good recently, but you know, you were degenerate pieces of shit for years with nothing going on. So, like six weeks you, you, you were degenerate pieces of shit for years with nothing going on. I'm like six weeks ago.

You know, you want to do the math. So those argue we still are. Yeah, that's true. That's true. But especially you, you're so much older than everyone thinks you are. That's, but you are youthful. I always say that I best case an error for a fat man, but it's, I will say, full, you, your body is held up so much more than it should have. And you look so much better than you should.

Yeah. Especially when you consider how you've lived your life. 100%. I always say genetically, I'm supposed to be attractive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't have a lot of hair. My skin's pretty good. I look young, but I've just worked really, really hard

to fucking not be attractive. Yeah, and when you're doing it. Yeah. And hard work pays off folks. You get a chance to see you at home because of the fact that you should with playing that piece of salmon that was on the kitchen.

You're like a dog. We can't leave my list. We can't leave my list. We can't leave my of this fully. Yeah Sorry, eldest there goes your breakfast So wait when he cuz like I am always facet cuz we met and you know like we all we met through like stand up Like probably I don't know almost a decade ago Yeah, but you you had this whole life of like you were acting forced to foremost and like I mean life of like you were acting forced to foremost and like I mean right now here I will yeah yeah well with the lights and get a

scarf gonna be the stop let's make a note of we should need to be able to control the lighting out this. I wish we could give him a spot. He starts walking. Jazz music starts to blow up. Two e-times, not two e-times. No, so, yeah, so I'm 46 now at inside Comedy Club was 32. Oh, shit. Never really thought about doing comedy.

You know, you're funny. You should do this. Didn't want to do it. Pup, up, up. I've already was funny. I did want to be an actor though. So I flunked out of college my sophomore year, and then here at NYU, where'd you go? Columbia. Columbia. No, what are you talking about? That's my company community college.

I did for a half a semester. I don't straight, you know what I mean? When you say college, you mean the Philly Phenatic Training Academy? You were right. I flunked out of mascot school. I would be an actor. I was just close to being gritty. No, so I went to a theater conservatory near near where I went to college. So I did that for two years and then I was wildly insecure. I was fucking. I was. Were you fat as shit back then? No, it's kind of funny.

Interesting because I see pictures of him like you like on like you know phase whatever like old pictures from like a decade. Yeah, yeah, yeah, when we had first moved to New York and like you were like smaller than I am now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I used to be the, he used like, I used to call me the fat. Yeah, what's up, fatty? What's up, Lorde? And like, I look at him, he was like, you were probably like,

two, 25 or something. Yeah, and we met this, so this is going back 10 years before I met him. So in college, I played football on the cross. Wow. So, Laxbro, in the spring, I was like a buck 80. Wow, look at you. And I rolled I rolled and do to theater school like that you must have been a piece of ass You're getting sucked off a community college left and right. Oh, I was doing it. All right

What was your favorite piece of pussy pie from that era fully? I hooked up with this This this black chick at the theater Oh I hooked up with this this black chick at the theater for like the whole summer. Look at that. That was all right. Yeah, that was all right. Was she a fan of your like talent?

Do you think you got it with with your acting? Yeah, that was that was always something. You understand like on set romance and stuff like that. Of course, of course. Yeah, I mean, I've also been hooking up. I mean, I've also been hooking up. I mean, I know this has been hooking up. This is the only set I've been on. Yeah, everything've only been hooking up. I'm pretty sad. I ain't hell with this has been hooking up. This is the only set I've been on.

Yeah, I think that I'm here. It's like a porn shoot. Yeah, I did do one movie and then they were like, it was like, it's coming out, I don't know, maybe it's already out by the time this shit comes out, but the person I spent the most time with, halfway into the thing, there was like, they tested everybody for COVID and all this stuff.

It was kind of over, nobody really gave a fuck. It was this summer. And then they were like, hey, we've got an emergency, and they were like, somebody tested, one of the extras tested positive for COVID. We were like, oh, that sucks. And then I sit back down, the lady that was sitting next to me the whole time, different lady.

And I was like, what the fuck, I'm do that bitch I'm going so thank God there was no on screen romance with me and her I would have fucking had the vid for a fourth time but that's cute some community college you both think you're gonna be serious actors you and the girl now this was a community college this was a conservatory I have conservatory yeah so you're both like self, you're young. You still, the world hasn't taken either of you down and not. That must have been a beautiful, hopeful romance. No, and the good setup was is that we were there

as a reputory actors, but then in the summer, they would bring in college students that were studying theater from like pretty good colleges. They were like, you know, they were, they were, they were, you know, people from good stock. And they would come in and they would stay there for the summer and it would be like, you know, me and a bunch of, you know, a bunch of like just regular, you know,

guys that didn't come up that way. Filly trash, filly trash. Yeah, so it was a good setup, it was nice. But then I moved to, Oh, Juliet, come over here and give me some pussy. Yeah. Delco Romeo and Juliet. Yeah, you dance a loyal one. But then I moved to Oh, Julia come over here and give me some pussy Delco Romeo and Julia Yeah, you dance a loyal one top

Can you get me out of my D line? Tell him we're a lot But no, I did that for two years and then My my roommate was from North Carolina So we made the the wise decision Instead of moving to New York or LA Mm-hmm This is is good. The entertainment of Raleigh. Yeah, literally

So here's what's like this up so it's like 96 97 everybody's going to Hollywood man They're singing we gotta say There's a town in North Carolina called Wilmington North Carolina. Sure. It's Greengem Studios was down there Okay, and at the time they were filming Dawson's Creek there. You abrooted your whole life for a fucking one out of a hundred shot of being in Dawson's Creek. But what happened to me? To be floating in the creek at some point.

So we get down there. And this decision-making process is so crazy. This is the start of it. To deal with it. On a daily business. It's wild. It's absolutely crazy. Oh, fucking god. That's incredible. What do you find? I got a little, you go, where, how do we end up here? What's going on? So we didn't realize at the time that just because they filmed something somewhere. It doesn't mean that they passed it out of there. they filmed something somewhere. It doesn't mean that they cast it out of there. So we showed him the high school stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had on side. He's dancing here. So we go down there and I end up landscaping in the

fucking North Carolina Sun for fucking nine months. Oh my god. Anything. Of course you didn't get anything. Smoke crack for the first time. Because all the rich kids. Spunk crack. We're the fuck the crack. We're the first time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All the rich kids down there, what they would do is they would get like really, really pure high-powered cocaine and they would basically- They would free-basis. Yeah, make their own crap. That's how they consumed it. Right. So you really, really, really- Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I started doing that.

Yeah. And I was landscape- You had to get into the whole culture. So you started smoking cracked because you were a poser. Because you wanted people to think you were a cool rich guy. Yeah, I'm by sweater. You found the one place rich people emulating a rich person leads you down to smoking crap. You didn't go to the fucking, you know,

buy nicer clothes, try and get into business school. You're the social club or something. Hey man, I'm just trying to get in. He's all fucking. He's all fucking. We're gonna get these edges done, man. No problem. Is it sick of buy these edges? No problem. I was trying to get it Incredible incredible, but I I've done coke before I started doing sure

And no one thought you That's hearing this thought that you just your first worry the drugs was crap And then when I started doing that it was fucking it was a bad situation So they took a turn for the worst everything was smooth Turn for the worst. Everything was smooth-sounding up. Hop into the crack game, man. Oh, my fight. So you're doing crack in North Carolina?

That was for how long? How long was the North Carolina crack era? It was nine months. It ended with Hurricane Bonnie. My roommate hit Maddie Girl, moved out, gave up on acting, and I was left in this fucking apartment complex right next to Jeff Gordon Chevrolet. I love how you're like, he gave up on acting and I was left in this fucking apartment complex right next to Jeff Gordon Chevrolet. I love how you're like he gave up on acting.

It's if you were fucking acting it. Have you still hit the pavement? Knock it on doors. Cating and smoking crack probably. Yeah, any day now I'll be behind James Vanderbacon a locker any day now. What's funny is that's what I thought I Like I had no I didn't realize the step-by-step process of trying to be successful

School they didn't fucking run any of this by you by you. No, that was the third semester was moved to Rawley North Carolina and pick up the crack habit. We did Thai Chi classes and studied Hamlet. So give me a fucking hand. How do I jerk off an agent? Give me something like you would have gotten easily for a for what would you have done? There's some there is some agent right now some some closet agent who's hearing this and just crying Look at your head shot. I could I could have blown him yeah, yeah, I could have blown him soft

I would have came out of wine's theme hotel room. They're like we're good Mom and dad I got great news Come on your mustache We're gonna be rich, Mom and Dad. Buy that above ground pool. And they did. But I was down there, nothing worked out, obviously. There was a bad hurricane.

I fucking, I got out of there. Dude, imagine that. Hurricane ruining your acting chances. Yeah. The weather. The weather crushed his dreams. That's how flimsy they were. Well it's raining. I better quit. How we came in a good shot. She just had a crack left. It's gonna out of here. But then my brother, my brother just graduated college and he was, he was, he was

figured I moved to New York and mooch off him for a decade. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was working on Wall Street, he was doing well. That's awesome. He saw that I was starting to go nowhere, he's that come up here, live with me, and then I came up here and just started waiting tables and doing more cocaine. Yeah, yeah. And didn't really leave the uppery side for about six years.

Huh. Telling people that like, yeah, I'm gonna be an actor and then but it was so much different back then. There was no fucking actor's access. There was no, you know, there was no digital. You had to like staple headshots to a resume, send them out and hope that it happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It fucking sucked. Yeah. Doesn't sound like you're doing much of that either. No, I'm never a staple. I'm just talking about it. The new one he had to do, dude. It was brutal. So then I just stayed up here, fucking did that,

and then I'm interested in the cocaine waiter error, though. You know, this is the dying, this is when you're at the Greek restaurant? No, no, no, that was fucking when I was 35. Okay. That was five years ago. Yeah. Yeah. But I waited tables and just told people I was an actor.

You know, those fucking losers. I did as a comedian. Every time I said I felt like such a liar. Yeah, I had done a one-open mic. I'm like, I do comedy. Oh, fuck it. That's why you beat the shit. But then my brother moved out eventually.

You know, he got engaged and this is maybe like, were you in his apartment? Yeah, we lived in a studio apartment for a little while and then we got a three-bedroom with another friend of ours and that's when my addiction really, really got that. And I basically, I started dating this girl and she broke up with me and I literally stayed in my apartment in Murray Hill, on 34th and 2nd,

for about five years doing crazy amounts of cocaine, driving my brother up a fucking wall because I wasn't a good good drug addict I wasn't a good cocaine addict stimulated my my sex drive so I was literally beating off oh my god dude the oil was going missing the pan would go missing there was fucking handprints of olive oil all over the walls. I've looked out the window I put my ear against the wall thinking I could hear people having sex Dude, it was fucking bad

So you're your brother trying to save your life is rewarded with six years of you doing cocaine and beating off in a spare bedroom Yeah, roughly. Yeah, yeah, interesting Um, and then after that he he moved out. I moved to sunny side queens by myself. We're still waiting tables just just just just just random place. Then it got really, really bad. But I started to kind of pull myself out of it. It's really bad about eight times. I started to pull myself out of a little bit and I was I started to I played guitar and I started to write songs and I started to perform around the city a little bit You were such a fucking loser! That was what got you out of it was being some fucking dumb waiter that played guitar One of his songs he was sunny day

You piece of shit! I told you that confidence. And that would have been a good track of it. I could have found the right producer. That's the world. Those were songwriters. Let me see, I like the song. It's a nice, sunny day. And then you moved right outside of Graceland

waiting to get a record deal. Well, this out happens. That's how you move this. The Tony and Texas. And everybody said, oh my God, I was hot. That's when I moved to San Antonio Texas. San Antonio Texas. San Antonio, everybody said, oh my, I was hot. I don't know what to say. I moved my apartment next to Guitar Center. I think eventually the Rolling Stones would have to buy guitars.

There were any cold sunsides in that. I auditioned for this band. I don't know this. They were looking for a bass player. I definitely played bass. I like, and I went to the audition thinking, I'll just play them by songs. I love my songs.

And then I'll become the lead singer. And I didn't have to play bass. And these guys were like a punk band. They were like, and then, and then, and then. I was like, he's sunny day. He's sunny day. Every time I would start to play one of my songs, the drum will go, These guys are like a punk band So driving your only the only loved one that believed in you out of your apartment with your cocaine beating off that wasn't bottoming out, you would say? No. But I moved into the place in sunny side.

I kept fucking up and not being able to pay my rent. He had a bail me out. Then I got bedbugs. Oh god. Which I brought into the building. How did you do that? I started goc on him. Oh, how did you do that? I'm sorry to go on To 4d I brought in a chair off the street

And then all of a sudden like two months later the building was infested with bedbugs And I kept calling the lane. They're like I'm not paying my rent, this is ridiculous, we won't, I don't have it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then one day I looked under the chair, and it was a fucking, it was a colony of that bus. So I threw everything out in my apartment. It was the studio apartment, this size, same kind of wooden shit like that.

And all I had in my apartment was a blow-up mattress and a yoga ball in my computer, which I did coke at, changed the most cigarettes and jerked off through, most of the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would say the actual bottom was I had a hooker in there one night and we were doing coke. We were both completely naked.

I was sitting on the yoga ball watching porn trying to jerk off. And I had a cigarette in my hand and I dropped a cigarette and then popped a yoga ball. And I fell on the floor and And this lady was standing over me just laughing in my face. You made a day though, man. She's probably a horrible life. One of the few people mentioned so far that had a worse life than you in this story.

Yeah. It was the hookers that had to fuck you. Yeah, that's it. Well, I've never, I could never get hard. It was just fucking weird shit. You've never got hard. You would buy horse and never get hard. It was just fucking weird shit. You never got hard. You would buy horse and never find them. Now, it's a tough look up now.

Did they just watch you beat off? What are we talking about? Yeah, a little bit of that. Yeah, a little bit of that. Now, a couple things I'm interested in. Who were your dealers at this time? Where did you get, where did you score? And then where you find in then who were you finding these

These prostitutes these sex workers I think it was like Craigslist. Oh sure back page. Yeah, I'm just thinking it's my number four back page I think it was Craigslist man Craigslist hookers or or Yeah, they back then it would be numbers. It would be phone numbers that you would call and I remember one that I was Crash and really hard and I kept calling like, I want a party girl, I want a party girl. Well you fuck me, no, alright. Party girl means that they would bring, they would bring blow with them.

I got you. And I was like, I want a party girl, no, you don't have it. And that finally I called again and I was like, alright, we'll send somebody over. And this lady who wasn't a hooker, she was like a middle-aged woman, shows up, knocks on my door, she's like, here, give me the money and and I'll go get it and I handed her $600 and as soon as I close the door I was like I never saw it again Fuck 600 dollars for you back then must have been your life savings. I was making a lot dude

I was just I was making so much money away. I was making like probably like four or five hundred bucks a night We plus the record deals royalties on sunny day This is awesome, this is the whole episode you kidding me. I'm just giving that big This is awesome. This is the whole episode. Are you kidding me? I'm just giving that big arm. I'm getting mad. That's fucking well. Oh, so just Craig this. You were never a, you were never a,

were you ever a sex worker? I was like a sex worker. Sex worker guy. We ever a prostitute guy. No, no, I've done like, uh, There was a lady boy in Thailand. I was like, I got the girl. Oh man, life's been tough on you, huh? Nah, never. I wasn't a nickel. Wasn't my steas. I got the best life spice been tough on you

Not never that wasn't make a nickel wasn't my steese Yeah, if you do like the the Robin Tugger like the wishy washy's a little bit a couple times we found one we were in college We're a cult here. No, and fill I would think college filly Yeah, but that was it was never too much Catholic guilt to like yeah, you know hooker. Yeah, I worked through that Plus I have a great piece So yeah, yeah, I was I was riddled with guilt and shame 15 years you've been you were just running off shame probably yeah, I mean it was from 1999 to 2008 okay, how long the whole my whole first Never never never didn't't didn't do one audition. And then I moved on an acting class.

Nothing. And then moved back to Philly. So the only acting you did was at the conservatory. Yeah. Which was good for you know the two years we did you know a bunch of plays. It was really good. What was your favorite role? I was in Biloxi Blues Okay, which was Neil Simon play about soldiers in boot camp World War two Which was awesome and I learned to shitload and all that stuff and it was great I just never applied it because I was a fucking idiot But then I moved to Philly and decided to move back after I comedy yeah, okay So then that was it then I met all these guys and here we are.

Interesting, holy fuck. And will you move back home? You will be with your parents? I moved in with, no, you know what I did man? So where did you go after that? I had a really good tight group of friends from high school. And my one buddy was kind of like a nutritionist and all that kind of stuff.

And I- You guys have lost touch since no But I moved in with him and his wife Oh, that's nice and got healthy and then I moved down to Philly with my buddy who was doing really well. He was in sales But he was kind of picking up a percuss at addiction at the time That was after you got clean you picked up a pill habit. Yeah, you're like well. I'm moving back to Philly when in Rome They were fucking everywhere and I worked in a restaurant and everybody was fucking taking that with him That was that was at the end of the huge I'm fucking away sure that was still in the middle due to

2008 hit when I was in high school. Do 2005 the pills in Philly. I mean, there's still bad. I'm sure everywhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, that I mean people were taking I had one kid in my high school. Take a handful up. He took 10 uppers and 10 downers to see if they would cancel out. Jesus Christ. Cardin out on the fucking stretcher out of science. Got 1400 on his S.A.T.

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I can't wait. I have a big family and they're spread around multiple countries. So a few years ago, it was my brother's wedding and most of them decided to come. Great news, but a big problem. Where do you put eight people all with different requirements and keep them all together? We looked at some hotels, but then it was obvious, get an Airbnb. My mom and I were able to find the perfect place. It was a big house with multiple rooms and in a part of the city with woods and walking trails all around. The Airbnb

also included a huge kitchen where we all got together the day after the wedding for a big family meal. This is a cherished memory for my family and me. And whenever I drive by that location, it always makes me smile. Not long ago, my mom and I stopped by that area to walk around. And whenever I drive by that location, it always makes me smile. Not long ago, my mum and I stopped by that area to walk around. And remember, one of the most special times for my family, whether you're traveling with friends or with family for a big wedding or justification, get an Airbnb. That is true. God damn. God damn, dude. But yeah, I'm going down there and I lived with him. And then we started, you know, trying to run the Raven lounge, which was oh you guys ran that we're in a rainbow. I would hear about that in both

Where people are like oh, that's a good show? I didn't know you guys it was like me him Cassidy there was classes of it It was you and cotton and Cassidy and then you guys pass it to me and Ryan Schainer and yeah a couple other guys But yeah, that's what I would send them eventually. Took it over. It was a good show. No, I never actually did it, but I would hear about it in bolts. Because it's so funny that Baltimore and Philly,

we were so close, but there was almost no overlapper in Schainz, like we would just go to DC, but it's like Philly wasn't that much further up. Especially to go do a good show, but. Yeah, I mean, it wasn't that, it's one of those things now, like I go back and, you know, if we'll be in town or whatever, I'll like pop in. I'm like, you know what I'm gonna go fucking,

I'll go do a set or whatever. Just whatever. I think it's closed now. It is closed now, but, um, because I killed so hard. I kind of put the roof back up, like. But it was one of those things I would go in, I'm like, this fucking sucks. Oh, yeah.

Was I just, was it good when we had it? Of course not. No, it probably, I just thought it was great. Exactly, exactly. You're, we took it so seriously too. Of course, that's what you had. When we got to New York, I mean, that makes sense for most of the micers,

but you were a 40 year old man. Yeah, you really need to do that. I really did. I know it was your last thing. That was your last shot. He also, he's also breezed over, he's like, we started running it. The story I hear is, it was an already a stablish show

Right and then they were setting up one time Yeah, he was like nobody knew he was just like setting up folding chairs and sweeping and they were like who is this guy And he was like hey guys I'm part of the team now right? You know what? I will give it to him the one time is just show up and hope for the best It works It works I tried that out Dawson's Creek We'll give it to him. The one time has just show up and hope for the best. It worked. It worked. It worked. I tried that on Dawson's Creek. They escorted me up the brop. Or you got the hairs off the side.

Yeah, open my comedy. It turns out that was the level that you could be taking seriously. That was the level of art that you were perfect for. But we did use to run that like it was the tonight show. Yeah, sure. And we would fight and scream. And I mean, it was, it was, yeah, you had nothing going on

in your eyes. Yeah, it seems everything to you. And it's a fucking shitty open mic. But, but at the time, that's like, that's your life. That's your life. We saw what we were really doing it. But the thing that kind of turned my life around was I met Chris Cotton.

Okay. And even though he was 10 years younger than me, he, like I said before, I didn't know that there was these small, small steps that you make to build up. And no one would tell you the concept of progress. No one would tell you the concept of life. He's still trying to be, he still doesn't fully have a grasp. It's weird. I mean, I was successful. We'll go do our live shows and he'll be like, all right, so like, what should I do tonight?

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, two people in the speed of the speed of the speed. What does this mean? Do you have a learning disability? He's a cardid. Yeah. You must have had horrific grades, right? Brawl.

My first semester at college, I got a point two. And I was playing football. You got to fucking blow, what, your GPA was what a guy blows into a breathalyzer? I had a point two. Good evening, drive, you're a dollar beer night. What do you expect? Yeah, college wasn't good for me either, man.

My self-esteem was just so fucking low. Yeah. First of all, I mean, even as a kid, as a little-ass kid, you know what I'm saying back in the room. I mean, everything was attention-seeking. Yeah, you know what I mean? But I did excel in sports. I was good at sports in high school

and I was pretty good at sports in college. Oh, that makes sense. Once that gets stripped, that's your whole identity. Yeah. And you're a dumbass. Yeah. And. Once that gets stripped, that's your whole identity. Yeah. And you're a dumbass. Yeah. And so once that's gone, it's like, well, time for 15 years of drugs. I did really energy and everything somewhere.

I did really well in wrestling in high school. And it was a very hard program. And it was taken very seriously in Pennsylvania. But I think I look back in the reason that I was is because I would fucking do anything that they wanted. Of course, you know what I mean? Because I didn't want to let them down. And I wanted to fucking prove that I was is because I would fucking do anything that they wanted. Of course, you know what I mean? Because I didn't want to let them down and I wanted to fucking, you know, prove that I was worth something and all that stuff. You would have been a perfect like cult member.

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field day with your pretty little lacrosse let's go maybe moving to North Carolina saved you from being brutally ripped by every producer in Hollywood. Maybe. And never getting anything by the way. Don't think you would have, you know, you, you would have been on camera. I would have needed to trade off. You really, you think you're, your negotiation skills ripped apart? You think you could have outwitted these men? Yeah, they're working craft services. That's how we, we're gonna blow 17sters. It's all right. Okay, that makes a lot of sense.

How many fucking, how many, what was your family? You had a brother, how old? I have one older brother. Okay. Yeah, one older brother. He's smart and very successful. Sharp, yeah. Yeah, and so the family must have just,

you were like the cute little baby that no one really expected anything of? I mean, they kind of, kind of that guy really expected anything of I mean they kind of that guy Yeah, I mean they kind of did they you know, it was always like you know I was the funny chubby one of course, you know what I mean yeah, and they you know They were all very supportive and like always kind of be he's kind of be Bruce well as he's kind of being star Oh, so your family is all just as dumb as you They believe your family is all just as dumb as you. They believed in me goddamn it.

You have no idea. And all I did was let them down. Till about six months ago. There we go. No, that's awesome, dude. That's fucking hilarious. You're like a patty dripping in fake diamonds. You don't know, though.

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but that was beautiful. The ballad, the ballad of Foley. The ballad of Foley. It's a deep, twisted, wild story. Like I've had, you know, I mean, we, you know, it's, I mean, we just, we just, in episode fucking yesterday, whatever on the Patreon, where we talk just about like our upbringing,

and I'm like, I'm like, why are you, because he is this wildly, like, passionate, emotional, crazy person. Yeah. And it's just, I'm like, how did you end up like that? And we're like polar opposites. And I'm like, I'm like this realist, like, you know what I mean? And he's this like, he romanticizes everything.

I'm going to move down to fucking Wilmington, North Carolina. And that's how you're going to make it. Right, right, right. What are you fucking retarded doing? We are not doing that. You know what I mean? Well, people believe, clearly your family believed in you

when they should not have. Or they should have, they should have steered you in the, they should have taken that belief and made it like, here's what you should do. You'll go to acting class, you'll do this, you'll do that. We're just like, yeah, a little direction. Whereas it sounds like no one believed in you, what are we doing?

No, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, I wanna be a comedian, like what are you quit? You're like, I heard it, I hit it Like, what are you quit? Yeah, I heard it. I hit it. Like, I was in the closet for two years. Yeah. Dude, I feel like-

Okay, but can we go back to comedy? No, sorry. Oh. Yeah, no, my family's like just wildly blue collar. It's like, you know, it's like, Angela's ashes. It's like, my mom's one of fucking nine Irish Catholic Grand The Patriot of the family was a Philly cop. It's all like my family's cop fire

Philly cop in the 60s in the yeah, you know, what kind of hate crimes you think he got Just passed he was a great man Sweet that take He was marching in the Good Point Philly's a different spot so it's like they're all like I go home and like dude I'm just like the liberal pussy

Of course I'll just walk to it will be the foul part I'll be like walking to the bathroom like yeah fucking pussy and I'm like what the fuck man Like I have to defend all everybody on the left. It's ever done of course of course. I'm the spokesman That like to like I'll get made I get made fun of if I drink Starbucks because like a hardcore dunk it I think if I drink Starbucks because like a hardcore dunk it You fucking fairy out there drinking your mocha Yeah, the black coffee did I don't know what you want for that. That's awesome. Yeah, probably Swish cheese over here. So okay, that's that makes a lot of sense because your your narrative is the like the one who like escaped Type of shit sure got it with the one that was a little different, you know

Yeah, you are the artsy one in the family. Yeah, because I talk about my dick. I'm like, I'm the Thesspy, and you know it's art. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's what I mean before that I was working, you know, for my family has a construction company. And I was doing that, and it was like fucking, you know, I was, I do, I think like I would be 450 pounds. I was eating a wow-wow four four times a day drinking every fucking night. That's all right.

And like, oh, it's great. Dude, eating, just eating my car, just like, you know, shoving fucking breakfast sandwiches down. You don't got to tell me. When I was a fucking, when I was a paralegal, there was a Dunkin' Donuts right next to my, right next to my, you know, shitty job. And it was like, you hit that, you just scarfed those little fucked up tater tots down. Dude, they're awesome.

You get to, it's like, you can tell it's out of control when it's like, oh well, they only have five. Why do I get two? I'll share, I'll split them with, oh, I'll get some for my friend. Or you know what I mean? And it's like, and then by the end of it, it's like, you're ordering two sandwiches.

And dude, I would do this move where it's like, well, I'm not eating the bread off the second one. Sure it is. It's not enough egg, it's one egg. You know, and then you start with, you just get an this move where it's like well I'm not eating the bread off the second one. It's not enough egg it's one egg you know and then you start with you just get an egg and then it's like well I'll get a little sausage and then you just have this monster and then you're just eating three sandwiches and why you do that that's a sweet move to good move. So you like the bread but I remember crossing that line when I stepped over that line I think McDonald's was the first one it's like like, wait, I can get a meal and a couple other bird.

Yeah. You know what I mean? No, I guess not just one for one. No one's checking the bag. That's the go-to. Absolutely. If I'm going to dunk it on it, I'm getting two breakfast sandwiches.

Yeah, yeah. Two bags of fucking food. No, I would, that was the thing. I would convince myself that I'm just making one hearty or sandwich But once you cross the two sandwich ordered Rubicon A lot more people do that then you would think They don't do those people I talk to don't just get one meal over eaters anonymous

You think that's a selection issue fully think that's the people you talk to is the issue? You don't have a pure cross-section of the American stuff. It was a blind study. I was the other guys at the big-and-tall store. So let me get this straight. You tell me you also ordered at least to say it, which is, I'll take a 5x, please. Did I run for me?

I was saying I was working as a paralegal in Philly. After I had stopped working for my family's was saying I was working as a paralegal in Philly after I stopped working for my family's construct, which ended in like a fist fight. And I'm like, I gotta get out of here. But I was either I was they didn't want to those like carts like those breakfast carts like in the street. And the shout out to them. It was when they were a card guy.

They used to start making lunch early for the construction workers because the construction workers would take their like lunch break at nine o'clock or whatever. So I realized I could get, dude, I was sitting, I was eating a foot long of sausage and pepper. For breakfast. For breakfast. For breakfast, for breakfast, for breakfast.

And a coffee, for an extra sugar, extra cream. And I remember eating that and being like, this is a problem. This is not good. The breakfast breakfast is all right. But I, cuz I wanted you what I shared in office It was like a tight office with this Russian lady and she's like what smells? Yeah, it was like I smelled like a food truck

That's a that is a fucking wild You drink it hot dog His bad name you want a food car guy in Baltimore not really because in Philly there because it's so much more of like a you know walking around city The food culture everywhere We didn't have we didn't really I mean a little bit downtown, but I didn't really you know I never worked and they used to be rock solid up here when I lived up here the first time the fucking hotdog carts We're I mean he can't even describe it how much better they were. Now it all sucks. You think it might be so about you, Mr. Cocaine Youth?

You think the hot dogs are that much worse now, or do you think may be better? He also does this thing where hero mangicizes a time of course. A period where that's the best thing ever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he thinks growing up in the 80s was the greatest thing ever.

I'm not saying it's bad, but like, you also, that's all you know. I mean, the food in New York is slipping. We can all agree. Sure, sure, sure. All the good the good diners either close down the diners are dogs should here You think as they used to be good when I moved here They were good. They were good when we first you're you've been here what 10 years or so? It's eight years. I mean what but I I will say when I first moved here It was already the beginning of the doubt yeah, I was like I went I would just go to a random one being like New York

Dining and I was like this sucks. Yeah, there was only a couple good ones and you know, they start what happened somebody told me they started jacking up the rent So they had to start using Cheaper shit and yeah, it costs more. Yeah, it's a bummer Yeah, cuz the good the now the best diners. It's like it's not in New York City. It's like Long Island Surround a couple like deep in Queens that are probably really good like that Jackson hole and stuff like that Yeah, and even in a story. We don't I mean, they're not they're not really good You know what happens to be we have a close down as the mini star any star was not that good You didn't think so I love that place. I'm sorry man. It was it was mid. Yeah, I went there hoping like oh this good then diner in the neighborhood

Dog shit, yeah, all right. Well, thanks for having me. Yeah Well, they've been they've been reopening for God knows how well I feel like it's some kind of mob front or something You always see the ones that man hat and always go from it's a diner, right? This is the the progression of them closing. It's a diner and then they go fuck We can't be a diner, we have to sell better, like we have to get better.

Take out a loan, redo the joint. So they redo it, they make it a little sleek, they limit the menu a little bit, and then a year later, they're at comfortable. Yeah, they're out of business. Yeah, they get weird fucked up seats. Give me the fucked up booth. Yeah, give me that shitty coffee.

Give me some fucking eggs. Let me close up. Yeah, have a trash about the garbage. Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh my god. That's what about the garbage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god. That's what I do miss the most is the trash after night's bar sessions. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. One of the worst parts of success is being like, hey, good for that guy.

Yeah, I don't give a fuck. You're not the most in the invested. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When you thought it was either you or another guy, that cop sucker got Conan. He sucks. You know, and meanwhile, he's not, that cop sucker got Conan, he sucks. You know. Meanwhile, he still has to work his temp job. Conan, no late night, every dose of any $1,000.

Yeah, kind of, kind of 40 Twitter followers. Yeah. I'll make with the gravy fries. Let's go. What was before, Eldest, how are we doing on time? What are we, we're almost ready for the, we're at 45 right now. Okay, we like to go into the questions,

but I do want to know- No, before we do that, I do want to, I do want to ask you what the fist fight was about and who you fought at the family construction company. If you want to get into it. Sure, it was my brother. Okay. Okay.

Do we all like real dirt bag, Philly Irish trash? Yeah. I, you know, when I grew up in a, uh, violence is like fine. Yeah. Yeah. It's looking back.

I realized how bad that is. Of course. But like we would get in fights. And then like we would like talk to our, like at Thanksgiving, but tell the water when you picked a guy up with the golf club or whatever. Right.

It was a bad kind of shit. So it was like celebrating. Right. If it was fun, then it's like the fact that, you know, your grandfather would beat everyone is also funny. Yeah, of course. Yeah, of course. So it was just very like, I mean, same thing like with his,

our brothers are like, we're the same fuck up. Gotcha. And our brothers are the responsible go getters And it was just like you know, I was working and Party and with my brother all it's like we work all day and then you'd be gone drinking we had the same circle of friends and it was just like You know business wasn't great at the time which just like you know stresses the fucking thing We were just out at a bar and it was kind of like a fuck you. Like, I think we were beefing at work that day,

and then that rolled over into like happy hours. You were hanging drywall poorly. Uh, I was going on. Yeah, I was going to be, I think it was money. Money was super tight or whatever. And it was just like a fuck you fuck you. Sure Obama took some of the blame. So, yeah, it was just like, we were at the Irish pub in like a walnut street or

that. It was just like, it was in the hallway and it was just like, that's it. I'm fucking quit. Or whatever. No, that was the last one. There's a couple more. Of course. Sure.

The Irish pub. A couple of dust-ups after that as well. But it's all good. It was just like, but like my whole family doesn't talk because of business. Right. So like, I don't talk to my dad. I haven't talked to my dad in like eight, 10 years, something like that.

Because of the business. Yeah, just the... Well, I mean, it's not that. That's how it works. Yes, business is the vehicle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's everything else. Who you are, fundamentally, is people.

Sure. And the abusive. Sure. And the abusive. And the abusive. Yeah, I think I was doing. You know, we're all in relationships. This. And the abusive. Sure. And the drinking and the fist fight. Yeah. I think I was doing. You know, the overall relationship.

This function isn't good. No. So, my mom was like, listen, you guys can work together, but it's not ruining the family. Right, right, right. So we made my brother, we were responsible enough to be like, hey, even gets there. Like, it's going to get there in 18 months.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got there and I walked away. It was more his anyway, so sure I left and then I came to New York And that's you were a paralegal I left his job. I got a paralegal job in Philly And then I walked in I had that moment where I walked in my bosses Obviously like hey man. I'm moving to New York. I come up here and done one Produce show with Tom Cassidy that the whole audience was my three friends. Yeah. And I was like, that's it, baby.

I got the bug. I'm coming back. Oh, there it is. And I walked in, I marched in, I'm like, I quit. I'm moving to New York. He's like, you have a job. I go, no, because we have a New York office. Oh, wow.

So I threw a chance to make up to the New York office. So I got on my feet. I mean, they paid, it was like $11. So there was, yeah. I remember I was working at a paint store and and they're here in in Baltimore but it was it was a sure Williams and they they had like a they could transfer you but it's like you know I was making I made I was supposed to make $10 an hour I made $11 an hour because somebody just didn't fill the form out and And I was like, I put 11 and no one detected.

It's a fucking pain store. So I was like, sick. I made $11 an hour in Baltimore. Kids, go get it. I moved to, I moved, I was a horrible employee. And I moved here and I went to my first day and they're like, all right, just start putting some pain away.

I was like, all right, fuck it, whatever. And then they're like, oh, by the way, like, and in my mind, it's like, there's a cost of living adjustment. It's something. This is before, when I moved your minimum wage was not $15 an hour that it is now. And so the sure Williams wanted me to work there

for $10 an hour less than I did in Baltimore where my rent was $200 a month. You know, and I was like, that's like 750 years. I'm like, yeah, I'm like, I'm gonna give you money to relocate and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway, you know, well, we've only scratched the server thanks to Foley's hysterical one-man show. No, no, no, I love it. I love it.

That's great. That's great. We'll get more in the next time. We'll get more into Kevin's neuroses. But we have completely normal and well adjusted. I don't know what you're talking about. You guys are like, I'm chilling. That's what looking in your eyes tells me.

I'm not. I'm not going fucking getting you right now, son. He's sitting on a tack as we speak. So now we're gonna, and now we'll apply our expertise to, we have some listeners they've called in, they've left some voice mills for us, and we will try and solve their problems. You know, a problem. I do, I wanna say I do feel like I'm a pretty thoughtful emotional,

emotionally enlightened person. I think we've got a lot, we've got a lot. I've learned a lot from where I was. Did we solve anything here? You didn't give me anything. I said, my last therapist, you just set there. Well, you're all taking a grind. Well, that's, well, that's, you know, our time is up.

I'm sorry, Henry, that was your session. Now we have to do a session with the callers. Come back next time and I'll solve you Stavvy cash only Yeah, you pay you pay to do this podcast. It's not even We don't even pay our guess we they I'm actually technically licensed therapist I am I am a minister Yeah, the universal life church of America

You've never married anyone fully I would assume somebody would ask you now Yeah, they're universal life church of America. Me and my brother. Yeah, there you go. You've never married anyone fully, I would assume somebody would ask you. No. You would have been a good like, that's another thing. And if you would have made it all about, he'd do like a song.

He would have like, I would have told the same story I just told. Yeah. Anybody got any crack on them? When's the last time you smoked crack? Oh, sweet. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. You still, you don't. I don't know. Yeah, yeah.

You don't do cocaine or do you? No, yeah. Right, years, good, good. You can't be this fat and do cocaine. Right, during 30, I was like, it's either B fat or yeah. 30, cocaine is either B fat or B under 30. You can't do, but it can be fat and over sugar and do cocaine. You're asking for it.

Yeah, you're asking for it. Um, anyway, all right. Let's, what do we got? I'll just play us some fucking calls here, buddy. Yeah, we'll start with a nice, uh, pretty straightforward one. Um, right here. See, put a note pad over it so we can't

read a book. I'm surprised. My name is, uh, Frank Green. Make a smaller window. Um, just been a little bit of a right. Uh, I don't get a whole lot of, uh, pussy. I'm surprised. My name is Frank Green. Make a smaller window. Just a little bit of a rut. I don't get a whole lot of pussy. And I was just wondering, you know, if it's more really permissible to get pussy from an 18 year old when you're 27

Thank you. Oh, bye next caller It's morally permissible what I mean Because you asked no You don't think it's true Listen, I have a bad stance on this. Hit me with it. The rules are made for a reason. Listen, I'm married. We have our both 36 years old, but it's also like, people like, oh, she's just certain 18, they started dating or whatever. It's like, well, you drink on your 21st birthday, you're

like, you're playing the bartender for getting the drink the first night you're a lovely girl. I don't know if you're saying that's right, but I'm saying, well, then change the number. It's perfect, right? I don't have enough information, but if that's the number, society has deemed it the number, then why then apply our own number to it? I'm with you there and look, I think ultimately, the answer, yeah, I see what you're saying.

And it's like at a certain point, people can make their own decisions and it's like, look, sometimes young people wanna fuck older people and it's like they just have to make their own decisions and as long as everyone's consented. Now what's worrying me here is, this man hasn't gotten a lot of pussy. 18.

True good point. Are we talking, is this a grooming situation? Well that's also, I guess I'm- Is this accounting down till someone's 18? That's way different. I guess I'm thinking in my head. Did you make someone in a park hit it all? That's that's that.

You know how do you reach it? Well I'm 27, whatever, whatever. Yeah. But if you're like kind of like- I start hanging out the jungle gym. Yeah. Yeah. If you're lingerin' around, that's bad. Yeah, where if you're like I'm going out the jungle gym. Yeah If you're lingering around that's bad. Yeah, we don't linger. Yeah, we don't want to get rid of skittles involved anywhere because this to me feels like

This is some guy who's two on the internet He's been following some girl you know, like, and yeah, buddy. That's no good There's a thing you know the answer to this question. Yes, that's why you ask. We don't know what your situation is. Do you feel this is weird? Do you feel this is wrong? And if so, take some steps to get some pussy that doesn't make you feel like you might be committing a crime. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Sure. It's like, you got to, he didn't give us any other details, right? I'll just suggest that he doesn't get a lot of pussy. It's also like, listen, this is somebody with a few more years on you, not that I'm old and wise, but like, when you're not getting pussy for periods in your 20, like, you know what I mean, if you're going through a rut,

it's like, you think it's like, zoom out a little bit, there's a bunch of chicks that will fuck you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're not great, they're not fantastic. But also, from what I'm picking up, you're not great, you're not fantastic. But like, there are chicks out there that will fuck you. Yeah, they're not great, they're not fantastic. But also, from what I'm picking up, you're not great. You're not great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But like, there are chicks out there that will fuck you. You don't need to fuck in. You're a little bit. Absolutely, absolutely. I'm by flip flop. Don't fuck an 18 year old. Find it 19 year old. Then this man's case because of his voice mostly.

It was a little crazy. I'm gonna say that. And the fact he's calling into your show is a problem. I mean, he's in it. If I'm your moral compass, don't fuck someone that young and impressionable. It did sound like he was whispering into the phone. There might have been a washcloth over the phone

as he was talking. Yeah, take some steps, buddy. And yeah, because you don't get a lot of pussy, I need you the next time you have sex, it needs to be somebody that you don't ask whether this is morally acceptable or not. You want an enthusiastic answer to that question being, of course.

Yeah, and why don't you even ask that? You don't need a court, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I would say too, which, you know, I've been in the situation as well. I hate what, I hate what, no, not in that situation, but of, you know, going through, going through a drought or whatever.

And it starts to fuck with yourself, it's hard, and you know what I mean through a drought or whatever and it starts to fuck with yourself to stear and you know I mean you start to feel like you're a loser and stuff like that. You know just from experience don't look at it like that man if you're not it if right now you're not putting up numbers don't let it fucking get you down because that's the more desperate you get and the more you beat yourself up don't worry about it. Yeah. You know what I mean? If Foley can come back from what he's been through, no one, it's great that you were here, Henry. Because there is no one who is dealt with the kind of adversity and that you have described in terms of,

I mean most of it is self-inflicted. You're all self-inflicted. But still, you still dealt with it and you still came out the other side. So if's possible for our boy fully it's possible for you yeah the sun will shine again my friend that's right yourself up hit me with another one elders this is great I love this Hey, so I'm like you know in my early 20s this college, living in a new city with a new job now, and I went on a date with this girl a week ago, and it almost felt like, like love at first sight, like it was such an amazing day,

but she basically is like a really bad texture, doesn't really ever respond to my text at all. Oh, really? And we had this like second day just picnic kind of plan for a week in advance and then she just like flaked like last minute and she said like her friend wanted to go to church with her, especially like some pretty, pretty lame excuse. But it just feels, I don't know pretty fucking depressing if she nod into me because I don't need to feel like I want to say it's just laughing. Because of how much I just liked her and how cool she was. Not crazy.

I wasn't talking and everything. But yeah. And then, you know, I, it's not even really like I'm in any shortage of like, frustrating though. That's not really what's driving us around desperate all. I feel like I can get my, like I get a fair share of people that are interested in me and like, you know, I, yeah. But it's just like a person she has, has me like really anxious.

And one buddy, how much more than sure they're on this? Yeah, but yeah, thanks for love the show. I love you, Savi and Ron. I love you, pal, but I have some very bad news. Yeah, I mean, it's driving me in and good. It might, and I say might not be loving first time. It might not. And this is tough because, you know, this,

there's a very different tenor from this called in the first guy. Sure. This guy is a guy who seems well-adjusted. Self-aware. Self-aware. No sit- But, you know, I empathize or whatever, sympathize with whatever the one is.

Sympathize with this guy. Because I too am like a hopeless or like, I would go out on Tinder dates or a dates with chicks and be like, this is the, and like you do get swept up in that moment and you stop looking at certain signs and, absolutely. And she's weird with texts, girls aren't weird with texting.

That is, no one is that weird with texting. That is for sure a level of interest, which sucks. But, and yes, you possibly have, not possibly, you had a stronger reaction, she might have had a good time. And she might also had a strong reaction at first because like she was also swept up or whatever. That's a good point, you had a stronger reaction. She might have had a good time. And she might also have a strong reaction at first because she was also swept up or whatever. That's a good point, you know. A little bit, it was like, that's not for me.

And you know what, that's a really good point because I think what you're describing, like how you kind of hopeless romantic, I would have a very, I have reacted like this girl, where I have been on great dates, and it almost scares me, and I'm like, I can't do this for a little bit. I immediately start feeling,

I have commitment issues all that kind of shit. And look, we don't know what it is. Does she have commitment issues? Does she go through something? Is she coming out of something? Right, or much more plausibly, did she go and get dicked down maybe a day or two after? If we're all gonna be real about this.

I'm not gonna go on this long, this picnic with this pussy. I'm getting pungent. Now either way, buddy, it ain't looking good for you. Yeah, and that's okay. But that's with you though, buddy. It sucks, this sucks dick. I've been there. That's a real tough one.

But it's also a lesson, this kid is, he just, he said he just moved to a new town, just out of college. This is the life, these are the life lessons you're getting. You're getting kicked in the teeth by life. Life is pain, it's not good. And you will find, you know, you learn this, you'll figure it out, you gotta get let down.

And you're, you seem like a nice, you know, like you were saying, you know, like a hopeless romantic acute kid, you made this connection. You don't, you're not wanting for interest women are interested in you, you'll find someone who is a better texture, who deserves this picnic. You don't want this big gendily. This bitch doesn't deserve your prosciutto

and fucking melon on a nice meadow. She doesn't get that. Somebody who is an enthusiastic texture, you're a cute kid, you know what's going on. They're saying it for you buddy, I'm sorry. Get through this, don't beat yourself up, you'll be fine. Yeah, these are the situations that I take to heart because when you get older and you look back on it and you think like, oh, she's the one and you get so caught up in it,

and you think that it's never going to go away. But anybody that you've broken my heart three years later, you're like, what the fuck do I? How was I in that? You know what I mean? And like just take a step back from it and don't, I hate to see, I know what does because that's the natural course of life. I know, like I want to protect them.

Don't let this fucking destroy it. Yeah. Because I went through it a break up, like I said, five years, I let it destroy me. Yeah. And don't free this cocaine. Yeah, because I went through it a breakup like I said five years I let it destroy me. Yeah, and don't Free this cocaine. Yeah, that was the wrong answer I thought some North Carolina You know what 18 year old they're doing the Dawson's Creek reboot down there That does the history teacher now, but also too you just got to a new city if you get locked into a relationship now Think of all the experiences that you're missing out.

Yeah. Fuck an explore, explore everything for a little while. Take a little bit to explore. But I'm also big and like, you know, kind of let it affect you a little bit. Like you have to experience this, so the next time you go like, oh shit, this is just the same thing

that I went through with fucking Alice or whatever. Treat your next girl like shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Take it out on these hordes. The important thing is one fucking hurt you, take it out on five. We need numbers. Beep.

But yeah, no. And also if you're getting, if you know, you said you're getting, you're getting some plus pus, just fucking roll with that then. Roll with that. Go. And it'll make that one less enticing. Yes, let it go.

Let it go. This is great. Let it go. Right. This is really Yeah, yeah, hit us with another one. L. Doh They stop first It's concerning that I've had to dial a Florida area code shut the fuck up I think you know I've been having a lot of trouble in the dating scene for a while now No, it's gonna all of a sudden I have two girls that I'm bound to. I like one more than the other one, but the other one way harder than the other one.

How should I approach the situation? How should I proceed? And what should I consider going forward? Thanks. Listen, such dirtbag logic, I love it. I mean, I love it with this one, but this one's a fine piece of it. This is a horny autistic man. I don't know if you guys, he's like, he's playing it that way.

He sounds like AI, that's what it sounds like. Well, I've never gotten a personal visual. I think that was vision for Marvel. Yeah. It is, he's literally, and you can tell he, yeah, he's just got, he's got that like, weighing the pros and cons of each. And then look, have we, we've, yeah, everybody's been there. He's been there.

Sure. Um, how much hotter? Hahaha. Getting a couple of picks on this. I also think it depends on your age too. Did he say, I don't think he said I already was, but it's, you know, early 20s, I tend the lean.

Right, right, right, right. But because that what are you looking for? Yeah, they, well, this is another beautiful thing because this is, this might honestly be this That's right. No, no, no guess, you're going to lose both. If I had the guess. Sure, but it's also like, we don't know what situation like, they, you know, maybe just taking another couple of weeks, you don't have to make it decision.

That's one of them's going like, hey, is this exclusive or whatever, you know what I mean? Bang the hot chicken as long as you can. What I'm saying. I'm trying to say that politely. And then put it in the spec back for the rest of your life. Bang the hot chicken as long as you can. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, and then, I'm gonna say that politely. And then, and then, and then put it in the spec back for the rest of your life.

Uh-huh. Really, really just that in the shower. Nobody lives on the moon, baby. It just visits you. That is certainly one way to proceed here is, see how much slack the girl you actually like gives you. And then when it's you feel like she really wants to get in a relationship it's like all right then clap it down by the way the hot

girl might be done with you yeah yeah it might solve itself yeah hot girls don't linger around very long no but yeah I suppose and also I mean I'd really like to see a picture of these girls. Because this guy doesn't fuck, we might even be a shark. We might be doing it like Foley. Yeah. Two deep-shright threes. Fuck with the fuck. But that's good, man. You also have to follow, you know, it depends on your age and shit like that,

but like follow the one in your heart that you genuinely have better feelings for. But at the same time, extend the hot chick. Sure. You gotta have some fun, extend the hot chick. Sure. You gotta have some fun, you know what I mean? I also think of a key thing that has not been mentioned. Attractive is this not also, it doesn't, almost never in fact, does it equal sexual prowess?

True, true. Like who's got better pussy? That's huge. Who do you have a stronger sexual connection with? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not always the most attractive person. So, you, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, You know for me that's everybody Shout out to my wife All right, let's get another one go on my friends We'll stop Stavvy baby how's it going man? Oh, this guy fuck anyway

This is B money. We'll see here a Baltimore resident more boy asking for your advice a Baltimore resident boy asking for your advice. And my neighbor's name is Jack. Every morning he smokes a cigarette out on the porch up in hand in where we live. And he talks real loud on the phone. Really bad mouthing his friends and employees and really just being loud and annoying. Every morning at like 7 a.m., I wake me up.

What can I do about it? How can I do that? Get to the sex. What are we doing here? Let me know. Fuck them and call it a day. Yeah. Okay, so he's got a loud and annoying neighbor.

Was there anything else at the end? I'll just go back. Let's just look at it real fast. It wakes me up. What can I do about it? How can I shut this motherfucker up? Let me know. I mean, you're in fucking Baltimore. You're in you're in you're calling into an advice show instead of talking to him directly

That's a bad sign. Alright. It's a bad sign. Oh listen, I'm crazy On paper certifiably lose my shit. Yeah, and I would approach this I would let it bother me to the point where I'm fucking furious and he has no idea. And then it opens up and I shut the fuck up, you fucking every fucking, like, just go, hey man, the best way is just to come, hey man, you're loud in the morning, can you do that inside? It's been waking me up, I work late.

Exactly. While whatever, whatever, sleeps an issue for me, let's go, shut the fuck up. Yeah, and you got to approach him friendly too, right? Yeah. Because you also have to remember remember this is your neighbor, right? Yeah. Somebody you have, you are stuck with, you know, this guy, he's up at 7 a.m. He's smoking. I'm a carton of these. I'm a pack of cigarettes. You know what I mean? Like go out see, you know, or do you bake, give him a fucking, sometimes I'll give my neighbors

a cookie. You know, put the rat poison in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shut him the fuck up. Yeah, go hat and hand a little bit. Give him a fucking sometimes I'll give my neighbors a cookie Rap poison Yeah, go hat and hand a little bit just like a man. I'm coming to you as a friend type Do you ever have do you have any kind of relationship with this guy outside of him waking you up? And if not you got a fucking have a little something, but yeah, you got to just talk to me It's very simple which is I'm gonna guess not Confrontation doesn't feel like you're forte, be money. But it's also like, this doesn't have to be confrontational.

At the same time. That's true, true. I, because I struggle with that in my head. I'm like, if I go, because I do come from a family where it's like, you're gonna get punched with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm like, every interaction I have with somebody could end in a fight.

If this were you, you wouldn't say anything for six months and then you would throw boiling oil It's completely normal and rational and not insane or Confrontational just to be like hey man. I you even lie. You like dude. I'm working nights. I don't get intel too. You wake me up at seven, it's fucking killing me, whatever, whatever. And then if he then is a cunt about it, now we go into revenge mode. And then slide my ideas.

I got some ideas for we figure out what to do. I would also say too, the way to approach it, which we don't know, the big variable is, and this is very primal, but could you kick this guy's ass? That is very true. If it's somebody that you can easily you know that you can kick the shit out of the guy, go in a little more assertively. If it's somebody that would beat your ass, you're in a little bit more of a pickle.

If you can, you can take him, can I talk to you for a minute? Yeah. Throw him a little bit. Let's show. And you got to knock it off with the fucking yellow and stuff like that. I got a lot going on in my life. Please keep it down. But usually those situations, they never get better.

It's just a fucking nightmare. It gets worse. But even that is not the way you want to start. I think you got to, that's a second. Yeah, that's a second approach. No, but I'm saying that determines the course of action. Right, right. If you know you could kick the shit out of the guy.

Sure. Well, no, see, but no, because then, you know, that's on the if he's being an asshole about it. I think the first one, you like to pretend, and none of us are like, I think all of us expect nothing from anyone, and expect only bad things from our fellow man. We're not gonna say that.

They can four miles down the road like just gonna end with a bottle of oil. But the first time you approach him, approach him is if the world is a fair, nice place. Yeah. And you're just asking, hey, simple favor. Simple favor.

And then even if you're not built like that, pretend you are. And then if he's a dick, then you can go into, then that's your second approach. Can, can I kick his ass and like buddy We already talked about this I'd really appreciate it third time. Maybe you kick his You can go with these two well-wishers over here. Oh, you can start throwing bricks through windows Yeah, what a race is he what what kind of

Slurs could you hurl item That's the real Philly solution to this problem All right, okay, what do we got out of anything anything good here elders? Take your time. The fuck? Mother fucker. The next one from him. I mean, Jack from Jacksonville, Florida. And I was wondering what your advice would be on how to eat pussy better? Like, in your experience like I know I, I, I feel like I, I do a pretty good job, but I feel like I could do a little bit better.

So, uh, this kids are right. I like to know that you're gonna have your tricks on eating pussy. Thanks, buddy. You know what, earmark this, when we have, we'll answer it, but also earmark it when we have a female guest in here. I would love, I would love the perspective of the opposite sex There you go. Instead of what is essentially gonna get the three it's the same answer three times probably from from all of us with bad

Penises who if I had to guess have had to learn how to eat pussy to 100% 100% Dude, dude, dude's a little dick. No, how to fuck you. Yeah, pussy the best let alone a dick that hasn't gotten hard due to drugs 100% and honestly, I do have like an oral fixation that was always my move. I'm a giver So I'd want to fucking like you want the positive affirmation Yeah, I want to eat your butt need her out and stuff like yeah, yeah, I remember being 12 I was down the Jersey Shore. Oh my cousin was like see this much in box at 12 one of my older

Stars on you sir, he was like 25 or something That would earn your respect He was like somebody was like we were making fun of him or somebody and one of my other, he was like 25 or whatever and I was, he was the oldest one there and everyone was like 16 and then I was like 12 or whatever. And someone's like, ah, you got a little dick or whatever, he goes, yes, so what? He goes, I eat box like a pro or something like that. And my mind exploded.

I was like, oh, things are going to be alright. Representation matters. There is a plan B here. That's awesome. That was your cousin's like a little black girl watching the new little mermaid. That was you. I'm hearing the moment of enlightening. It was the first time he felt seen. I'll take another bagel please.

It was the first time he felt seen. I'll take another bagel, please. But my pubes grow long. That's all right. Well, okay, do we have any, do you guys want to divulge any of your secret pussy eating tech drinks? I don't have anything crazy. I think you know, obviously, I think each one is different, right? You got to really like it.

Each one, I think, is a little different. They all like their, you know, all different guitars or whatever. Sure, sure, sure. But you gotta see what they like. It's like a call and response time thing. Right. You know, if you're, if you're playing down low and that's not the thing they're into,

you gotta go up high, check the middle. Sure. Go around the back. Whatever, you know, find out what they're responding to. Of course. And I would say the place to start on this would be, the next time you do it, do it to completion. Okay.

Put your whole game. That's not a great, I mean, of course, right? Pitch a whole game. That's not, it's like you're like, hey, when the next time, oh, you're bad eating pussy, would I suggest to be good at it? Just do it, dude. Well, it starts and ends with the clitoris.

Of course, you gotta work out like a pro-fester. Professor Foley, Here we go. That's where you got it. Yeah, I agree. That's where you start. You don't want to get anything to, you don't want to get anything to get to advanced. Just get there, get a nice rhythm going.

Fundamentals. The fundamentals may a little thing. If you can really swing it and work the clip while you're finger popping, now we're talking. That's pretty good. Okay, but yes, start with, it would be funny, else if you just beep this entire segment.

We're just like, once we get into specifics. Now, but yes, Colin respond this key. Don't be afraid to communicate. It's weird, especially when I was younger, I was just like so nervous, too fuck, once it happened, I was like, I was still and don't fuck this up mode. Sure. I was like, I would be like, so nervous, too fuck, once it happened, I was like, I was still in, don't fuck this up mode. Sure. I was like, I would be like, hooking up with her.

Like, a girl would have my dick in her mouth and I'd be like, I wonder if she likes me. Yeah, I mean, like that's what she's doing there. She's just doing that. Yeah, yeah. She's just being polite. Right, right, right. But buddy, you're in there, you are already eating or pussy.

It's all going lower your shoulders a little bit. Don't be scared to be like, yeah, what do you like? Have a conversation. 100%. That's A, okay. In fact, I would say women are surprised and most are happy to have that conversation. Sometimes you might step in it and some girls just really want to be treated like dirt while you fuck them.

But I think for the most part, especially with you, you're a nice guy. No one's expecting that kind of behavior from you, you're clearly a pussy. So just ask a question and get in there. And it's all about enthusiasm and to Fully's point, either make a bust or act or she might be like, all right, this is enough, this was great, I'm not gonna come. Either way, you either have to bust or be taken off the field, but you don't quit.

Yeah, yeah. And also remember too, that sometimes that's just not their back. Some girls like vaginal orgasms, and some girls like to, you know, the clitoris orgasm. And if she doesn't like getting her pussy and get out of there, you're never gonna make her come.

You're awful penis isn't doing it, pal. You gotta go root, I like this. I've never talked with anybody. She lives on my block, really. Yeah, wow. Pretty cool. You think she has good head? Pro block, yeah, but I don't know.

The original book on it, you know what I mean? I don't know, sometimes. I'm skipping sex advice. What you wanted to learn more than anybody, I think. Of course, what you want to do is put on about 200 pounds. First thing you want to do. You want to get so fat, dick pills don't even do anything anymore. Please.

Alright, how are we doing on time? We got to get these boys out here. They got another fucking podcast to do. We're at 117, right? Oh, look at us. Alright, let's do another another question. Sure buddy. Whatever you need. This is fucking awesome. Yeah, I think it's so important. Thanks. Thanks guys. Thanks for coming guys. This is super fun. There's a 215. That's Philly.

All right, let's get let's bring up. We have it and let you have. No, no, here we go. Let's end with Philly. There we go. Stubby boy. I got a question for you. And with my girl for a long time, and when we first met, not that I was the hardest motherfucker, but I had my shit in line. And being with her for a long time, I've gotten to my sensitive side. I feel like she thinks I'm a bitch How do I shout out to Philly you hear the vitriol on the word bitch of I can be vulnerable But I can also be the man that I am. Let me know what you think, Stahls. You're the dog Yeah, this is an insanely Philly

She saw me smile at our son. Now I can't get hard. It's not the army, it's an eagle's game. The most you'll mind the week by E.C. You're going to listen to Harry Styles. Yeah, you won't look at me. I danced at a wedding. Now she won't blow me.

Yeah, you got to go dude, it sounds like you're older, you've been with her, you know, you're at least, it's not like, I don't think you're 22 or 23. Pull it up, pull it up, let's see the details with my girl for a long time. Well, I doubt you're 22 or whatever, you know. Here's a couple of things with this. A, who, this is all in his head. That's number one, right? Yeah. We haven't, he is projecting all this onto his girl.

Also, I do know a lot of chicks and filly who are like, oh, that's interesting. Yeah, like he knocked Tony out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like they get all the way up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He ain't said the N word in years. He used to be different.

He used to say to bubbly. That's okay. So, uh, I just know there is a cut of cloth of chicken. I appreciate that. You can give us, you guys can give us the filly perspective. I'll just'll just I'm reading it as this is a lot of projection on to his girl 100 in the in the in the off chance you're not with Philly trash

who does who does feel like that because you haven't said my none of this is about your girls behavior towards you it's all the way you perceive very good point how she's you feel you're being point. How do I make her see the balance I can be vulnerable but can also be the man that I am? Because she's like, but I have my shint line and being with her for a long time, I've gotten to my sensitive side and I feel I feel like she thinks I'm a bitch. She might think he's the best guy of all time. Also, I think you think like you said you think that you think that there's no sentence of like, she rolled her eyes when I cried at the movie. Right, right.

You know what I mean? Right. Right. Unless you have like a fact that she has turned on you a little bit. What's your evidence here? Where are we getting to the point? Other than what you think. Sure. Yeah, so that's number one.

Look for that. Do you, is there real evidence or is this all in your head? Are you like, you know, are you, are you, are you in some level disappointed yourself for being a bitch because you're in love with a woman and you don't get in bar fights anymore? You know what I mean? You shouldn't be.

You shouldn't be. Yeah. No, and this is all good shit. It's good to be vulnerable. And the progression of growth is to become more vulnerable. It gives you more perspective It makes you a better person to make sure better man all that shit and were you even ever really hard? You know what I mean? That's the other thing

It's like it's like you look back through rose colored glasses or what you being a big tough guy You probably were all fucking bitches at that point But you were a bitch with no love in your life You know love now you're a bitch in love And that's a beautiful thing is that is the most beautiful. I want to be a bitch with no love in your life. You know love. Now you're a bitch in love. And that's a beautiful thing. That is the most beautiful thing. You know, I want to be a bitch in love.

That's what we're all looking for. So that's my first takeaway here. It's like, is this real? Is this all in your head? And if it's all in your head, then I think just keep going where you're going. Worry about this relationship. Your life is different now than it was

when being tough was currency, right? When you're a fucking 20 year old shithead and all your friends, you know, want to be fucking badass, those are dumb, hollow, empty lives that you can't live. Now the currency is not that. The currency is connection, vulnerability. Now, some, for example, one of our last calls, one of your neighbors, you know, is waking you up. You, you probably don't have a problem going up to him your neighbors, you know, is waking you up. You probably don't have a problem going up to him being like,

hey buddy, knock it off. Shut the fuck up, yeah. But, so you don't wanna be, you know, you don't wanna be a pushover in certain ways. But, other than that, other than like the basic, you know, keeping your boundaries and your people from overstepping on you or your girl or your family or whatever,

there's no reason to be hard, there's no reason to be tough. You don't fucking live in Somali, you're not trying to survive a war zone, you live in fucking South Philly, you'll be okay, it's getting gentrified now. You're fine, dude. I would say going on the assumption that this is in his head since it's a him thing

and not really coming from her, just do a couple of things That make you feel like you are keeping your edge and that doesn't mean take a pipe to the fucking mailman Hey, did you fucking look at my girl, bro? Just put yourself in the situations to make you feel to make you feel like you are keeping You got to ignore fully You got it and you got to ignore fully Situations but like I you know, let's just say if you go into the gym makes you feel

Yeah, okay, do stuff not such a put. Yeah, yeah, do I ball with crack head. Yeah One or one night when you guys are about to do it, really take control and fucking really give it to her. I'm kidding, all right. Wait, why is it that good and fast? Sometimes you gotta take it, man. No, get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm seeing it. I'm seeing it. I'm seeing it.

I'm seeing it. I'm seeing it. You mean give her a nice old fashion, give her a style, thinking. You know, I mean surprise her one night and give her an old fucking fashion bang. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is great because now you're projecting because it's instead of giving her the usual limp dick

barely fuck her how I haven't hit it right in years I'm talking out of my ass maybe you know you come over take your business for me. I'll go talk to the neighbor. We'll do a little round robin thing. It takes a village, boys. You guys have to push him to go over.

Yeah, we'll get that kid who's learning how to eat pussy. It'll be like an internal. You'll be like your intern. He'll eat my wife's pussy while you fuck her. It's time he calls dibs on the 18 year old. I was on the 18 year old. I was on the handle this. He's not there.

He points to you with a nosey neighbor. Oh fuck. Yeah, so there you go, buddy. Yeah. And I think that's all the questions we have for this episode. We're going to come to an end here, boys. Thank you so much for coming out. What a fun time, buddy.

You were so awesome. Congratulations, and thank you so much. Thank you. Go listen to our you garbage. What else you guys got to plug? Anything else? We got for coming up on buddy. You were so awesome. Congratulations and thank you so much. Yeah, thank you guys. Go listen to our you garbage. What else you guys got to plug? Anything else? We got dates coming up. I'm not sure if this is coming up.

We're all over the road until the end of the year. And then we're going to be announcing a big tour for 2023. Yeah. Check out our Patreon. Yeah, this one social media is the whole nine yards. This will probably come out either late November or early December. Yeah, we have dates. Check it out if not. We're coming all over the country next year. December. Yeah, we have dates. Check it out if not.

We're coming all over the country next year. Yeah, yeah, go see this boy. This is a podcast. If you haven't seen it, I did a couple. They're super, some of my favorite podcasts. Stop, these episodes are great. So go check them out. But you guys have tons of great.

Tons of great. Shout out to Domino's versus Pizza Hut. Yeah, I almost ordered Pizza Hut here. I should have done it. Next time I'm on you. I didn't want to fringe on. Next time I'm on all your garbage. I'm bringing pizza hut. Oh yeah, yeah. We should do the taste test next time. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that'll do it. Thanks guys. We'll see you next time. Bye bye. Peace.

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