Stavvy's World - Bonus #105 - Brandon Wardell [PATREON PREVIEW]

Starting point is 00:00:00 Oh, stop me baby. I called him probably a couple weeks ago regarding my financial difficulties, but I failed to elaborate So here's my situation. I own two properties out of state in Colorado and California right now. I'm currently living in Florida So hard and stupid, but okay. Now I'm currently living in Florida. I work two jobs. I have no days off yet. I'm still in insurmountable debt. However, during this morning's unfortunate election results, I found out that one of the guys I have been seeing Is undocumented and he's suggesting that he pay me

Starting point is 00:00:57 $20,000 to get married And I don't know. What are your thoughts? Like I feel like I would have a lot to leave And I know that you know You are responsible for that person for the next 10 years, so it's just a lot to consider I am dead broke right now Bobby like I have no savings Like should I do this should I refinance my house? I don't know why do you own two properties? Are you underwater on the property sell the property sell the two properties are you underwater on the properties sell the properties sell the two properties yeah I mean that was I wanted to hear why do you have two properties she must be underwater if it's like this fucking bad yes this is

Starting point is 00:01:38 the problem when people look at tic-tacs they're like get passive income buy out of state rent it out get your cash flow going yeah fucking idiots man I hope I I don't know what's going on but why do you have two properties why are you living in Florida why don't you live in one of your two properties. What the fuck is going on? This is her elaborating? This feels like a fucking riddle, dude. I don't fucking know. What the fuck?

Starting point is 00:02:14 This is you giving us more information? Right. I mean, I don't... She should save this guy. Well, we don't know. She doesn't know this guy. Sell the properties. Look, I don't know if she should marry this. The thing, I we don't know she doesn't know this guy sell the prop sell the properties look I don't know if you should marry the thing is there this guy should you get into a marriage for 20k?

Starting point is 00:02:31 Not for 20k. That's not that's crazy. I Feel like that's got to be market rate for like what I think that card marriage like I know I don't think it's a bad Sum of money. Yeah, I'm just saying jacking off again Well, so you pays you get married, you know what happens in your man what you just thought of a lady in a wedding dress This dick started getting hard Maybe she's wearing tasteful lace fucking idiot Yeah, I mean

Starting point is 00:03:08 Why okay Is there a really truly we don't know is there a reason you're in Florida is there a reason you're not in California Colorado if you like, Florida, why don't you sell your properties? If you don't have a good I mean, that's what I would do I would just clearly your overhead is too high right and if you get this $20,000 does it solve your problems? If you're like if that's the case which I don't I can't in any way see that it is by the way yeah if you're under if you're an insurmountable

Starting point is 00:03:42 debt is and are you just You're gonna marry someone for a little breathing. You're gonna essentially commit fraud That's the other thing we haven't even talked about how you could get caught and that could fuck your life And and that you know, I'm sure a green card marriage will be easier than ever to go through And that you might just end up in a bad marriage. And he does, like, she says she's actually seeing the guy. She says one of the guys I'm seeing. Right, which actually makes it more complicated in a way.

Starting point is 00:04:16 Like if it's just some guy. And it's like, if it's, perfect scenario would be a gay dude. Be his beard for 20k. You guys move in together. He fucking He fucking you know gives you fashion tips. You know you get your own little gay guy for 20 and you get 20k Perfect set. Yeah, you know what I mean, but that's not what's going on here This feels like from what you told us I would say What your life is missing is not? more complications.

Starting point is 00:04:46 You're spread across three states. You own property, you have debt, you're dating multiple guys. Is 20K going to solve your problems? If the answer is no, then definitely don't do it. If it is, if 20k somehow would solve all your problems Places then it's like at least think about it. Well, but I don't know we don't yeah, obviously you should sell the places, right? I think that's that's the first step But i'm saying in a world where you can keep everything and 20k is all you need to fix your life

Starting point is 00:05:18 Yeah, right if there's some 20 000 like You know loan that's about to accrue more debt if you don't pay it off soon May then at least think about it But if it won't if 20,000 does it completely fix your life don't do it, right? Don't fucking do it. And now let's think about the rest of your life. Why is this going on? Why the fuck do you have two properties in two different states? Why do you live in Florida? This is not the answer making getting a new legal incredibly complex both emotionally and like financially scheme

Starting point is 00:05:56 Is not your answer here simplifying your life is the answer and like your shits all over the place right now so answer and like your shits all over the place right now so yeah hopefully I love that this is I appreciate you kept a brief we really appreciate that but this is the rare time 20 more seconds would have been fine for a little background on what the fuck you're how you got these properties where where you got the money did you inherit them why you won't sell them why you're in Florida etc etc damn she's got to go towards less paperwork less paperwork a marriage will add more paper I mean that's crazy you could just tell she's like like easy pickings right now this guy senses weakness on her yeah he watched he's watching the

Starting point is 00:06:45 delegate the delegates go up would you consider is there a number you would consider for a green card marriage would you do that damn for like hmm and we have to you don't have to have sex it's a real okay it can be a sham marriage yeah so then you have to go around being, okay. It can be a sham marriage. Yeah. So then you have to go around being like, yeah, so I'm in a sham marriage. I will say, I do know people that have done this. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:07:13 It happens in New York a lot. I know Greek people that have done this. Like, people, I know straight, you can get like gay married as a straight couple. Like you can get like a civil union But I don't think that I don't think that would like help you immediately get in the country you get like no no no It's not a green card thing, but it's I know people have done that for like health care. Yeah, you get that Problem, but we're talking about getting you in the country that feels like a little harder Well, I don't I don't want to say cuz I have I have less money than you do

Starting point is 00:07:47 Yeah, I mean our our numbers my numbers ten million dollars and Brandon's is 450 20k is a nice fucking nice money. It would require more than 20k Is a nice fucking that's nice a lot of money that it would require more than 20k But what if it's easy what if it's like you just need to fucking be roommates with somebody for like a couple years And they pay for everything and they give you a lump sum, but this is like for over four years So like I feel I don't know how long it is to be honest with you. I feel like five hundred Okay, five hundred K. Oh, yeah, you're too pricey, bro 100k education 100k a lot of them I don't think anyone's doing that shit for more than like 20. I think 20k is probably what it is I mean, that's the top and this bro. You know, you're just gonna go to broke-ass people. That's the thing

Starting point is 00:08:37 Like yeah, you're gonna go to people who are struggling like my the people that I know that have done it Like I don't even know how much it was if I had a chance at like 24 right that's actually more I that would have been that's what I Imagine 20 gay when you're like because it's also a little more believable when you're young and dumb like you know Yeah, your life is less like yeah Yeah, that would have been fucking awesome 24 I'm sure I would have turned 10 I'm sure if she was like even like a little hot I would have turned like ultra simp to and try to

Starting point is 00:09:09 like fuck her something and like just like you know just eluded myself yeah it really can work or something she might have even thrown you some pussy cuz she started getting nervous you just reading like nervous. You're just reading up on immigration law. I just say shit like, what if they get some evidence that might make this a little less bulletproof than it is right now. Just blackmail her. She would still dominate you just purely psychologically. Absolutely. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:09:50 Especially 24 year old eldest. Yeah. For real. Not the he-man we see before us today. Not the bitch controller. Not the number one bitch Tamer.

Stavvy's World - Bonus #105 - Brandon Wardell [PATREON PREVIEW]

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