Stavvy's World - Bonus #30 - Jamel Johnson

Episode Date: June 29, 2023

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at patreon.com/stavvysworld Jamel Johnson joins the pod to break down the evolution of WNBA stars, getting very sick on his last trip to NYC, locking down all the choice fits from DXL, and much more. Jamel and Stav help callers including a guy who's still trying to holler at a girl he gave bed bugs to, and a woman who's fed up with her boyfriend's creepy cringe friend. Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

I have a big family and they're spread around multiple countries. So a few years ago it was my brother's wedding and most of them decided to come. Great news, but a big problem. Where do you put eight people all with different requirements and keep them all together? We looked at some hotels but then it was obvious get an Airbnb. My mom and I were able to find the perfect place. It was a big house with multiple rooms and in a part of the city with woods

and walking trails all around. The Airbnb also included a huge kitchen where we all got together the day after the wedding for a big family meal. This is a cherished memory for my family and me. And whenever I drive by that location, it always makes me smile. Not long ago, my mom and I stopped by that area to walk around.

And remember, one of the most special times for my family, whether you're traveling with friends or with family for a big wedding or justification, get an Airbnb. Hey, Stubby and guest. Big band of the show. I really appreciate you all. I have a problem with this girl that I've seen, maybe six times in the past two weeks, right?

Like we're in way hit it off. Things should've been going really well. Sex didn't great. But I think I gave her bet bugs. Right. I think itching and stuff. You know, I have bet bugs on that way. Oh, you think?

What? Oh, you did it. She hadn't texted me since I saw her itching in her bet the other night. And I think I lost her. Is there any ways to get her back? That's not how I'm gonna be. You, you deserve to lose her, you dirty bitch. What the fuck are you doing, given it?

You know you have bed bugs? You knew. You knew you have bed bugs. Come on, man. What the fuck is wrong with you, dude? Come on, man. Come on. You know how annoying bed bugs are? What the fuck, who are you, the fuck is wrong with you dude? Come on man, come on. You know how annoying bed bugs are?

What the fuck, who are you the fuck? Who's the dirty ass kid from Charlie Brown? Oh, a pig bed. A pig bed. Yeah, you're just walking around and up. You're just cool with having bed bugs. He says he had bed bugs like he has chronic diet, like he was born with diabetes, like type one.

You know, sadly, you know, I have fucking sickle cell. You get bedbugs, motherfucker, and you have to take care of them. You just have bedbugs, and you're just letting the chill. You're going on dates. How long did he, was, did he have a bedbugs from the beginning of them? It sounds like it. Oh my God. She's been itching and stuff.

You know, I have bedbugs from, she's a text message, I saw it. No, you're fucked. Yeah, it's over. You're fucked and you deserve not to, I've been in the same position where I just like, I got, a girl told me like, hey, I might have, think I didn't have them. I called the fucking like, there's this dog

that sniffs out bed bugs. Okay. I called him. You need that guy, there's a little bit, they're cutest fuck, they're little beagles. Yeah. And I've said goodbye to some no strings attached. Pretty good pussy because she said I might have bedbugs

and I was like, it just ain't worth it. You're fucked, man. She's a hot girl, you're a fucking dumbass with bedbugs. You don't think she has better options? Yeah, brother. You're a fuck. Do you think a new mattress would do it? Like if you hit her, it was like,

A, it's, oh, hit her, it was like, oh with her? Yeah, three G's. Perp got you in a purple jungle. Slippely, yeah. The phone. Yeah. Do you, I mean, even still, you're probably still done,

but I'm just thinking theoretically. If? What a new mattress do it. If they had such a great connection, and he gets your place fumigated and make sure there's no bed bugs and gets her a fucking bunch of shit. Maybe, but he has bed bugs.

He has solved his own bed bugs. He's gonna solve hers. He's gonna have to get new apartments. Hey girl, I got you a new apartment. You're fucked and you deserve it, man. Yeah. What are you gonna say, Aldous? Maybe she's embarrassed to reach out because she thinks she gave him bed bug.

She's worried about that. If that's his avenue into some pussy, hit her up and be like, hey, is me. Do you have bed bugs or anything? It was me. I love you. No, no, no, no, no, I like where I was just saying. He needs to be like, hey, do you have bed bugs or anything? I suddenly noticed them since the last time we hung out. Eldis is, and then that cool about it.

Maybe you'll get some pussy. Eldis proposing going demon Murray, demon time. Ma'am, what the, what the, what the, what the, and did you do this to me? Yeah. You, and that, okay, yes. Possibly what you're gonna say is, yes, if you wanna go goblin mode,

what you have to do, you get your bed taken care of immediately first, but you don't he doesn't have he doesn't he hasn't done it He's been going on dates. This is still going on his life. He's waiting for this episode to come out and it still has them shit This is insane But if you were if you were you know if you really cared about this woman He and you wanted to manipulate her from the and start your relationship on a bed of... On a foundation of pure lies. I see you. Of gaslighting, if you wanted to do that.

I see your vision. You clear out your bedbugs and say, hey, I found, do you have, are you itching or anything? I found since we, you know, since that night you slept over, I caught a couple of bugs, now I got my place fumigated, it's totally clean,

but I'm just wondering, because that ain't even be like, because that's not really cool. Oh my God. That bugs are really tough to get rid of. Whoa. No, you save that if she doesn't get back to her, if she gets back in the like more negative tone.

Oh, okay. Then you can switch to the negative, so I'm be like, well, okay, well, thanks for being honest. If she's like, you know, yeah, fuck you, whatever. You could be like, wow, well, thanks for coming clean, but that's really not cool to do with something else. But then if she's cool about it, you could be like, oh, well, after you get a figured out,

we should hang out again. I have a lot of fun. How are you? Are you not even gonna help her clean it up. She's gonna do it herself. She's gotta decide. That's how you get sent to Guantanamo. Terrorism.

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that was so weird, you asked me to come over for a fruit salad. I was like, I don't know. I wasn't drunk, I wasn't drinking at the time. Well, they say mangoes are an effort, Dziak. Well, here's the thing, thank you for bringing me back on point, because I was eating the mango and I've oftentimes I've had mango and gotten pussy right afterwards. Yeah, and I was thinking to myself, what if this mango made my dick hard?

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That goes double for you, LD. I can't wait. I have a big family and they're spread around multiple countries. So a few years ago, it was my brother's wedding and most of them decided to come. Great news, but a big problem. Where do you put eight people all with different requirements and keep them all together?

We looked at some hotels, but then it was obvious, get an Airbnb. My mom and I were able to find the perfect place. It was a big house with multiple rooms and in a part of the city with woods and walking trails all around. The Airbnb also included a huge kitchen where we all got together the day after the wedding for a big family meal. This is a cherished memory for my family and me. And whenever I drive by that location, it always makes me smile. Not long ago, my mum and I stopped by that area to walk around and remember one of the most special times for my family, whether you're traveling with friends or with family for a big wedding or justification, get an Airbnb.