Stavvy's World - Bonus #53 - Kush Brothers Vol. 5 [PATREON PREVIEW]
Episode Date: December 7, 2023Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Brendan Sagalow and JP McDade join the pod for a special fifth edition of Kush Brothers. The boys review important news sto...ries like Athens blocking Albania's path to the EU, Ochocinco and Terrell Owens talking about their travels abroad in the DR, messed up daycare employees who had the kids fight each other, and more. Brendan, JP and Stav help callers including a woman who accidentally said "I love you" to her new boyfriend while drunk at a wedding, and a guy who feels guilty that his life is awesome. Come to JP McDade's special taping at The Bell House in Brooklyn on 12/17!! Buy tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/cc/jp-mcdade-special-taping-2849309 Follow JP McDade on social media: https://twitter.com/jp_mcdade https://www.instagram.com/mcdadebaby https://www.youtube.com/@jpmcdadecomedy Follow Brendan Sagalow on social media: https://brendansagalow.com https://twitter.com/BrendanSagalow http://instagram.com/brendansagalow https://www.facebook.com/Brendansagalow4 https://www.youtube.com/@BrendanSagalow https://www.tiktok.com/@brendansagalow Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!
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Baby boy from a big fan bro, big fan, this is your talk time for the time now.
Just want to show some love. Thanks bro. And that's for some advice.
You know, always thought life was worse living in the biggest way possible, right?
Okay.
Dreamhouse, Dreamgirl, DreamCard.
Yes.
I've had my DreamCard, and I have my Dreamgirl trying to get my Dreamhouse.
I don't know.
Everything seems too perfect. know everything seems to be perfect and everything's just going
who it should be and I'm grateful to get me wrong but I'm just like how come
some people have it bad and some people have a good
This is hilarious wild
I'm being spoiled
I don't know why I just need help
I need someone to tell me that it's okay
For good things to happen
Good pause this the guy the guy sounds like he's like things will happen. Somebody. It is good. Pause this.
The guy that got you sound like he's like three quarters
of a bottle of Jack and a whole thing a razor blade over his
face.
So everything's too great, man.
I'm going to come, come, come, come, come, come, come down.
Yeah, dude.
Well, OK, let me tell you, it is good when good things happen.
Let's start there. That is good.
I like it, it is not bad.
This guy's whole point of view is like,
man, I thought material possessions would make me happy,
and they did.
Everything's good now.
This guy's so suspicious of his nice life.
Yeah, there's a little bit,
there's two things going on here.
One is you have to have some self worth.
This is like they're like, I don't deserve,
that's half like you're so pathetic
that you can't do that.
You do deserve good things to happen, man.
And trust me, bad shit does happen every one at some point.
Enjoy when things are good.
There's a little like, you gotta believe in yourself
a little more.
And then there's the second thing of like,
kind of what JP was getting at,
which is like, yeah, man, it's not,
you might actually be sad.
You sound deeply sad.
You sound depressed.
And it's okay if you're actually not happy
with everything you have.
And maybe what that's teaching you is that like, yeah, these goals are set for, are preset
for you.
You think you want to do them because you just do what everybody says should be done.
And when you get them, you're like, oh, yeah, I have to be a whole human being with interests
and things that I care about and spend time on things I like instead of just like
working for a car and being with a dream girl,
which is like, what does that even mean?
Who is your dream girl?
You might just not be understanding sadness.
Or he might not even be sad and he's just feeling guilty
for not having a shitty life, too.
He's like, that's actually true.
Alone by a 10 in a Rolls Royce and he's like,
no, what does it all mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You could just be a stupid man
that would achieve your goals way too fast.
And do you how you're living is the same as being,
you know, Michael Jackson is prime.
And just like, do you, this is your like being a king?
Right.
I feel guilty about having a fairist me
other than nothing else.
Yeah.
There's nothing else to do with you.
Before he was a pedophile.
That, yeah.
I wouldn't actually want to be in the head of Michael Jackson,
but I just mean like, you know, as famous whatever.
My guess is that this guy doesn't understand it.
He's actually sad.
He's like, do I feel sad?
Well, no, I have a dodge charger, so I can't be sad.
That's to do so much.
I must feel bad for all the other people in the world who are sad.
Right, right.
No, there's definitely a bunch of this where it's like, our friend is getting introspective
for the first time here.
And I guess our advice would be like, really think about what's bothering you, because
we don't fully know, we obviously have some guesses here, have some hunches but it's like you have to be honest with
yourself like it's okay if you're not happy with that shit it's okay if you want to you know
change your whole life up and then it's if you are happy with that stuff yeah dude don't feel guilty
just you know no being nice to people trying if you're feeling like you have so much try and give
back in other ways try and and be like, you know.
Because you might feel guilty about a specific person
in your life who's not doing so well,
maybe help them out, you know?
Yeah, I think it's just we live in a world
where everybody is congratulated from going to Rags
to Rich's having their eight mile moment.
This guy seems to just be living a good life
and he's like, oh shit, like I should feel bad somehow.
Like I need angst, I need this and I need that.
When it's what you should be doing right now,
is just enjoy that this is happening
and then eventually one of your parents
is gonna get cancer.
So, right now that is exactly it is like.
Just enjoy it.
Life doesn't say good.
Life does not say good.
It's like when people are like gaining a little weight.
It's like when people have like a little weight on them
and they're like, I'm so fat.
And then like, I'm looking at them and like,
you don't even know how fat you could be.
I'm not going to be skinny or being like,
I'm so fat.
No, it's like, I kill for that weight.
Yeah, yes, yes, yes.
I like that Sagalow has an M&M reference for all situations.
Ha ha ha ha ha.