Stavvy's World - Bonus #65 - Rufat Agayev [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: February 29, 2024

Patreon preview. Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Rufat Agayev joins the pod to discuss half-Armenian, half-Azerbaijani, being erroneously discriminated against after 9/11, the difference between Greek and Armenian baklava, running sketchy errands with his dad's sus friend, his favorite Bible verse, the one who got away, the future of fashion, the Florida rapper Dangeruss, his mom sending him political memes, and much more. Rufat and Stav help callers including a guy who wants to offer his friend who's had four miscarriages unsolicited advice about his latest pregnancy, and a guy who's not comfortable with his partner's transitioning despite saying in the past that he would be. Follow Rufat Agayev on social media: https://www.rufatagayev.com/ https://twitter.com/Rufat__Agayev https://www.instagram.com/rufat_agayev/ https://www.youtube.com/@rufat_agayev Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

Hey, what's up, Scottie baby? Eldest and the beautiful esteemed yes that we have today. I just wanted to ask on behalf of a friend He promises not me. I know every time you're gonna call He has had four miscarriages with his girlfriend in the last six months Can you put the volume up? And they just found out they're pregnant, like not even four weeks ago. And they're already posting announcement stuff for this kid. So you think he's getting his hopes up too high?

Like you think I should tell him his lady just has like bad parts? What the fuck? What kind of responses responses let me know what you think you know I don't know if I should tell maybe I think you're gonna get a hold up so much I mean I feel bad for me so excited yeah of course all right let me know what you think thanks also I hope this is a free episode cuz I'm pretty broke now I have't have the Patreon. So thank you. Well, bad news, buddy. Bad news, you're a dickhead and you probably won't even hear this then.

But what do you mean? What do you want me to say here? You want me to just support you and thinking your friend is posting about his kid as possible kid too early? It's like, you're being kind of a dickhead here. This is not the response to have to your friend going through. I mean, for me, it's just straight up traumatic when you want kids.

Like if you don't, that's God doing you four solids. But if you want kids, that's fucking horrible. And especially if it's like, especially if his girlfriend has to have like a, cause some of these are like, it's just natural, but sometimes you have to have like a procedure. It's like really involved. And so, I mean, it's really not your place, bro.

It's really not your place to tell this guy how to react. Who knows what he talked to about his doctor? Like their doctor might have said like whatever, you could, whatever, I don't know. Yeah, maybe the doctor was like post a pic, bro. Yeah, you're good, bro. You're good. Yeah, which he probably didn't do but you know

So, you know Yeah, like what would even say to this guy like hey, man I know you're really excited that you might finally have a kid, but you know, I was just thinking about it You guys have had four miscarriages. You should probably wait. Maybe you want a way to go public with the announcement before it's like No, what the fuck let them do whatever the fuck They want to do and it's like yeah do what do I think he's probably jumping the gun a little bit if I were in his position Might I be a little but that's not me. That's not you who cares what our fucking opinions are This is how they're behaving

You know this is what they want to do and your job is to be his friend and to fucking be there for him And this is how don't tell him his wife's pussy's fucked up. This is how every relationship that I've been in has gotten fucked up. It's like me having this thought where I'm like, you know, like, oh, this is my opinion, but then I blurt it out loud and it totally fucks everything up. So no, if you want to keep having friends,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let this brew, you know? It's also like there's nothing he can do, right? Like they've already posted about it. What are you gonna say like, hey, that was a bad strategic move. I don't agree with your social media strategy around your, like what, why even bring it up?

You just think you're right about something and you want me to back you up. I am not doing that. You're a fucking asshole. Could you say to him like, like your job is not to even tell him solutions. Your job is to be there emotionally for your friend

who's dealing with a fucking hard time. Yeah, maybe give him a fucking hug like that guy's. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Give him a nice hug, be there for him if he needs to talk it out. And maybe don't even need to talk it out. Like, I just think your attitude is completely wrong when it comes to a friend dealing with something

that's tragic, right? Like I said, four miscarriages can be really tough on somebody, especially given how late in the term it was, whatever, whatever. And you have this weird, instead of being like, oh, I'm rooting for you, you announced this kid, I'm really rooting for him, how can I beat you? Instead of being like, how can I be there for him if there's another miscarriage? You're saying

Probably gonna They're probably gonna shit a fucking dead fetus out of her pussy and they're gonna look stupid I should tell him it was dumb shit. I'm just gonna bite you in the ass You're being such a fucking pizza shit. It's pissing me off, dude, actually. So just be there for your fucking friend. Stop being a fucking smart ass cunt. Good for you, dude.

Like, that's the thing. You've put yourself in a position where if your friend has a miscarriage, you're celebrating because you were right. Is that the kind of guy you wanna be? What you're actually hoping is that you're right about the post, not that this fucking baby is healthy. You're a fucking piece of shit.

You suck dick. Yeah, that's it. That's really it. Don't tell him how to behave when it comes to this. Don't be like, hey man, you shouldn't get your hopes up. Like if he wants to broach the subject of maybe, like, you know, like for example, for me, I was a test tube baby, I was in vitro fertilization.

So like, word? Yeah, I was. Yeah, I was one of the first batches in the 80s. And so if I have a friend who's going through it, I bring that up as almost like a, almost like a, hey, just so you know, like my parents went through this, I, it took them a really long time, but eventually against that even, like even when they wanted

to give up, like they had me, they had my brothers and it was like that really helped. So it's like, you can offer some support, you can say like, you know, there's adoption, there's, you know, there's fertilized fertilization drugs, whatever. But that's only if they broach it, you don't want to be like, hey man. So see that post fucking flopped, didn't it? Well now that you're 0 for 5, how about you fucking either get a new bitch without a fucked up con or you adopt or you fucking make a test tube baby. Like you're just, I just want to highlight how off your vibes are around this show.