Stavvy's World - Bonus #67 - Live Call Show Vol. 8 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: March 15, 2024

Patreon preview. Unlock exclusive episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Stavvy is back talking directly to the fans in Live Call Show Vol. 8!! Stav and Eldis help callers including a swinging husband who wants to continue banging his best friend's ex-wife, a guy whose dad is making weird racist jokes at the dentist, an ex-felon who turned his life around but is worried about people in his industry learning about his past, and much more. If you'd like to be a part of future live call episode, subscribe at www.patreon.com/stavvysworld to get access to the Stavvy's World Discord channel where these live calls are taken. Have a question for a regular episode? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

Okay, next up, let's go to Heartbroken. Uh oh, Heartbroken. Heartbroken, are you there? What up, man? What's up, brother? Oh, what's up, Elvis? Do you have questions about your wedding or something, Heartbroken? No.

I have a very peculiar situation here. Hit us with it. So, I met this girl three years ago. She was a single mother of two and we got really close for a year, really good close friends and then we got even closer. We were exclusively fucking for eight months. And everything was sweet. Everything was great.

Everything was great until we added a title to the situation. And we were dating for the last year. Okay, keep going. So you were fucking for eight months. Yeah. And you didn't live together? You lived in separate places? No, separate places.

Gotcha, okay, interesting. Hooking up for eight months, and kind of an organic way and then You for a year you were in a you were like we're boyfriend girlfriend now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay, and Everything was cool for a while. I caught her cheating on me twice in that year. I took her back both times You know because again the kids they're all I know it was like it was it was just it was okay, I guess You're a good guy cuz Cuz citing the kids as a reason to take her back means you're a good person

Cuz other people be like bitch you have kids you think I'm fucking putting up with you suck and dick on the side But you're like these kids. I'm worried about them. You're toast, you're too nice of a human being, man. Anyway, tell us how it goes. Fill us in, give us all of it. All right, so last month, I took a charge, a felony charge, for dabs in the state of South Dakota. Oh my God, what a fucking ridiculous place. Fuck the Dakotas.

And then I took it and I stopped her from catching the charge herself, Oh my god, what a fucking ridiculous place. Fuck the Dakotas. And then I took it and I stopped her from catching the charge herself, because again, the kids. Oh my god, dude, you're a fucking idiot. They were her dabs? Or were they both of your dabs? They were both of our dabs. Okay, all right, all right.

That's a little better, that's a little better. It should only have been one of these, that's fair. They, no, no, they're all mine, it's all mine, everything's mine. They're like, you sure? I was like, yeah, yeah, everything's mine. No, no, that's better, because they would have just gotten both of you for the same exact charge.

Yeah. She left me four days later. Damn. And she was like, I wanna take a break, I wanna take a break, because, you know, because the stipulation we got evicted from our place was that her parents were going to take her in. She had to leave me. What?

So she's like, yeah, how old are you both by the way? They don't like me because I'm brown. I see. How old are you guys? How old are you guys? I'm 27 and she's 24. I see. Okay.

And so they took her back and we took a break, you know, or so I thought. So for two weeks she's telling me, you know, that she really wants to be with me. She misses me, blah, blah, blah. And she's like hitting me up for every problem that she has. And I'm there for her, of course, stupidly. And I get screenshots from one of my buddies and she was on Tinder day one of us. Yeah.

Yeah, of course. I was like, holy shit. So I hit her up and she's leaving me on scene, like crazy about this situation. So I do what any guy in my position would do and I signed into her social media. Oh no, dude. I'm gonna dumb down the number Guy in my position would do and I signed into her social media I'm dumb down the number because I don't want to make her look bad, but between 15 dudes

She's sending them all the same shit all the same nudes, and I fucking lost my shit. Yeah I was just kind of looking for some ancient Greek wisdom bro on what do I do with this? What do you do? What are you talking? Congratulations? You have to be a stepfather at 27 anymore Yeah, you're single find a good fucking dabs attorney start your life over, bro. There's no what do you do? What are you fucking talking about? What do you do? Just I miss her. Yeah, dude, everything that's how it works That's how that works. It's gonna suck but like come on, man I mean really think about what you just told us and the fact like hey man this fucking girl who's There's like, you know, she cleared whatever this single this young single mother of two whose parents don't like me,

who I took a drug charge for, who has cheated on me multiple times, asked to take a break and has been sending nudes to 40 men and on Tinder. What do you think I should do about that? There's not even a question here, buddy. That like what what else do you want. The world has made the decision for you right. She's immature. She's going to string you along. She'll try and take advantage of you in any way that she can if you're going to let yourself do that. She doesn't give a fuck. She's so out. She couldn't be more

out. She's like damn I can get away with this too. It's a damn he'll take a charge. They'll do whatever I'm around. Right. Come right come back right and so your challenge here is Completely cut her out of your life and by the way blocked her huh? I blocked her on everything more than that we've all been we've done the initial block and then a week later We're creating you fucking Instagram account. We're creating a fake like bunny page to be like Mr. hops the little influencer and it's like just to see what the fuck she's up to you gotta stick you got it bro you're in a tough spot here because I'm gonna

guess she you must either not gotten that much was before or she had incredible pussy or something she seems insane two kids kind of young completely unstable. She probably sucked dick out of control if I had to guess. You're spot on, man. I know, you know, I'm a, I'm a, I'm an observer. I'm a keen observer of human nature and, and you're just, you're fucked, bro. You're fucked. You got to stay completely away. There is no conversation. There's no nothing you have to you have to

Keep your distance I Would say try and date you know what I mean Just so that when she not if when she comes back to try and take advantage of you in some way I don't know what that is right now That you you have you don't let that happen You know you're a weak man. I can tell you're gonna Let her do it so I say get a different girlfriend's fast So they like so that like you just aren't tempted to go back to this girl

You're just you can't dude you got to be completely out of here, bro. You're not gonna win with her man There's no positive outcome here for you zero zero Yeah, I felt I felt like that was the problem I think I needed to hear from someone else. Yeah, you definitely did you can't win You're not gonna you're not gonna Miraculous miraculously find peace in this relationship No, no, and she might at some point stop being a dumb bitch But it will not be with you it will not yeah

That's not how that's not how people work, bro. I'm sorry so yeah start fresh and listen call us back when you get other pussy Okay, that's your homework assignment fuck someone else All right, dude good luck sorry that I'll update you on that all right dude good luck. Sorry that happened brother. Good luck. Thank you. Thank you guys Damn might be heartbroken too much fucking brutal fucking all that shit in South Dakota It's gotta go to fucking jail you can't smoke a fucking joint out there. That's so fucking dog shit town Yeah, we should have done to leave South Dakota. Tell him that Gonna go to a better place. Just leave South Dakota, dude Fuck I feel bad. I should yeah, I should have given them more. I just I was so appalled by them

Sometimes people just have to say these things out loud to a neutral party Yeah, like when you say to your friends and they and they're all wrapped up in your bullshit. But you need to, honestly most of this show is having people say out loud what the problem is so they can hear how fucking stupid they are. Totally. Alright.