Stavvy's World - Bonus #68 - Napoleon Emill and Ryan Donahue [PATREON PREVIEW]
Episode Date: March 21, 2024Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Napoleon Emill and Ryan Donahue join the pod to discuss traumatic train rides, bathroom emergencies, throwback hometown fle...xes, little TVs on the back of car seats, divorced parents, having a rough set, and much more. Napoleon, Ryan and Stav help callers including a guy who's wondering if he should dump his girlfriend after he lost weight, and a woman concerned for her friend/former FWB who is increasingly becoming an incel. Follow Napoleon Emill on social media: https://www.instagram.com/napoleonemill https://twitter.com/napoleonemill Follow Ryan Donahue on social media: https://www.instagram.com/ryandonahuman/ https://www.youtube.com/@ryandonahuman Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!
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I'm guess what's up everybody this is Paulie. Hello Paulie question I've been
Don't even know if you call it dating fuck and whatever the cases and what this girl about two years now
she's hot which is
always the
biggest of
Bonus points and I'm a bigger guy
who now
and lost a hundred fifteen pounds kind of coming into my uh...
coming into my home and i felt was well from uh... dot what was i just talking
about
and how the on their conference of a gets with a woman supports him
this fat cocksucker this business was lifting his stomach up to suck his dick for years
And now he's lost. I'm guessing that's where this car. You know what let's just see where the call. Yeah, yeah
She was there before the weight loss journey, so it's it's ideal to keep around
Girl like that now in a perfect world. I keep around this girl has
Now in a perfect world I keep her around. This girl has...
There's no other bitches around.
I mean she's a crier
at the end of nights of drinking
and it's always about
the bad and never about the good
and I'm a very positive...
This is making the case.
She's too negative for me now that I'm
fucking not fat as shit.
She is too to the extent and then once she hits
that wall it's like depression and it she is to the extent and then once she hits that wall. It's like
depression and sad and somber and
feel sorry for herself and I mean how long we did
Say it's put up with that to an extent
I feel bad don't want to leave her after you hear some of the things but then it's like well
I don't want to be fucking miserable and
One we're we're drinking and partying all night and now I got a sit here and listen to this like
Any advice on what I should do
Stick around for her put yourself out there and give everybody the opportunity or a fair opportunity to get at you now
Oh, yeah, yeah, you're giving everybody a fair opportunity. God forbid these whores or whatever
small shitty town you're from don't get a chance to suck the loose skin off your tits.
You fucking animal. What a piece of shit.
Yeah, that's wild.
Did any, okay, did any of the, did he know that like, were like, were you thinking this way when you were fat?
Like, that's the thing.
Yeah, she wasn't annoying when she was fat.
She wasn't annoying when you were fat, but now she's annoying?
Be honest with yourself.
She's probably depressed because she had to...
He's like looking at his muscles in the mirror like, shut the fuck up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's like flexing.
Are you even hot, bro?
Are you just not that fat anymore?
Like that's not necessarily yeah, that's the other thing don't get too ahead of your breathe. Don't get too
Ironically big for your britches here
Yeah, I mean you're clearly being a dickhead here You're inventing problems now that you're not now that you think you get better pussy
And that's fine if you want, but I'm not gonna let you lie to you. You're not gonna lie to me. You're definitely not gonna lie to yourself
Okay
You're doing this because you think you can get better pussy now, but you said she was hot now
Did she support you through your weight loss?
Did you ever think maybe you could support her through her fucking mental health problems also bang for with no with no other information here
Right. It sounds like drinking is the problem. Yeah, it sounds like maybe the way you had a fucking yet food addiction
Is this woman get a party? I know what that means, right?
Like can you help this girl through it sounds like just not knowing her at all if if this all happens if all if all
This is triggered when she's drinking
She you got a fucking maybe help her get sober be a fucking good guy, but she got you off the pizza bagels you get her
Right, but the thing is you're not a good guy
You are a piece of shit, and if you admit that to yourself fine break up with her
Try and get pussy see that it won't even be that you won't even be that successful
And then maybe try and come crawling back, but anyway
Yeah, dude. Don't fuck it. I'm just, I'm offended that he's even trying
to make this about anything other than,
hey, now that I lost weight, can I get better pussy?
Is it unethical?
It seemed like he's just coming out the bathroom
with like a powdery lip, he like, what's the matter?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, what's going on?
Like this just, like, take the weight loss out
and it's like okay people break up
you know what I mean like you just yeah shit happens but this added element is
like come on he's conscious of all of that yeah so it's like people will say
that I'm trying to reward you try to fit this the narrative to like you're still
a good guy yeah and it's like yes You're not you're not that's fine
I mean I have that joke on my first special words like when my dad had a heart attack
He had lost a bunch of weight and started cheating because he was like oh
With his second lease on life. He used it to get pussy right and like that's what this guy
That's what this guy's doing right now base. They're trying to do. And you can do it, you're just a bad guy for doing it.
Anyway, whatever, that's okay.
It's okay to do that.
It's okay to be a bad guy sometimes.
Just don't lie to yourself, that's all.
Be honest with yourself.
Ah, this is fucking, that's so fucking funny.
I just love hearing people pretend
Shit isn't what it is. I did love the language of give everyone a fair shot Yeah, give everyone a fair shot what this look ideally I'd stay with her like don't I'm not a fucking idiot
Whatever is in your fucking yeah, yeah, she wasn't depressed sometimes
Fucking shit. Yeah
And she's hot and she fucked you when you were fetish that's the thing is like I honestly I do want to go back and give
Women who have fucked me in the last six months like a medal of honor
Because man am I fat my dick was barely worked. I'm fat as shit when it has worked. I'm winded fast
I'm winded fast. You got to do a lot of work
Or I'm busting. Yeah, or we're getting my dick to the point where it's like, all right We're a few bus away now. I can fuck until you know, like certain women just I like I just want like in that guy
Like I would yeah, I was none of that. It's crazy
Yeah, it's like you're like you forget unless she was like unless she's been a road unless she's been difficult the whole time
Maybe she didn't help him like I guess there's a possibility that you know
We're taking an uncharitable view, but I don't think that's what he misses up top
He says we've been dating or I don't know fucking for two years, right?
Yeah, come on, bro
100 who can I kind of helps
you lose 160 I kind of but that's the other thing we don't really know like if
she was like if she was like I don't think this is the case but if she was
like not helpful or even like because honestly sometimes I've dated I've
dated I've been dating girls where it's like I'm trying to lose weight and like
just our life our fun little lifestyle it's hard to lose weight and like just our fun little lifestyle, it's hard to like, you
know, like, yeah, like we go out, we get, it's like we're drinking, whatever.
It's like they haven't really been supportive.
And that has kind of annoyed me sometimes.
These are flings, like whatever, just like I would stop seeing them or whatever.
And so maybe that's the case, I guess, but that's not the case here.
Yeah, he was probably depressed also when he was overweight.
True, true.
So it probably was matching his energy.
Right, right, right.
And now that he's like, when you work out,
you become more active, you're like a little bit more like,
oh I need to go out, I need to like, you know what I'm saying?
Yes, that's possible.
So he's probably like, probably not on the same page.
Could be.
Level as he is.
Yeah, and he doesn't feel the need to get her on his level.
He's like, new bitch o'clock. I just checked my watch.
It's new pussy o'clock.
It's head from some bitch from a bar 15.
She's tearing up.
Yeah.
Whoa.
I also.
Another cry around here.
Cars here, I gotta go, cars here.
Oh my God, we get it.
Your fucking mom died.
Shut the fuck up.
I got a dick in two balls.