Stavvy's World - Bonus #70 - Peter Muth [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: April 4, 2024

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Peter Muth joins the pod to discuss the early standup days in Baltimore with Stav, being a karaoke god, being really good at singing, writing and performing the theme song for Stav's old pod Stavvy Solves Your Problems, growing up religious, his hilarious old party house, his weight loss journey, and much more. Peter and Stav help callers including a guy wondering if he should tell his Evangelical mother that he's now Muslim, and a guy who can't get over the fact that his girlfriend hooked up with seven of his frat bros. Check out the Stavvy Solves Your Problems theme song performed by Tup & Pete: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbrLsHOS6QY Check out Tup & Pete's album 'The Tallest Guy in Jail': https://open.spotify.com/album/43nWE3Qp2uRhw78OSDyR0N?si=RKj_sT2bSaG951WlgqbFBg Follow Peter Muth on social media: https://www.instagram.com/petermuth https://www.youtube.com/@petermuth8722 Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

What up, Stuv? What up, Eldis? Hmm. Um, I'm in a predicament here. Uh, my girlfriend's kind of a whore. Okay. Um, I've been with this girl for like... Tough story. ...almost a year and a half.

Things are getting pretty serious. You know, we've talked about moving in together and, you know, potentially closing it off, getting married or whatnot. But in the beginning of our relationship, around the five month mark, I was telling my bros, I was like, yo, I'm talking to this chick, I'm talking talking with her I'm kind of messing around three of them in the room were like oh we already hit Eskimo bros let's go I'm like fuck you know I'm the fraternity I know these guys yeah that's brutal three and look I started this call being like and I don't know that I would start this my girlfriend's kind of a I don't

you know, I don't I wouldn't denigrate her and say she's a whore necessarily but Three of your friend like my my my like wife can have fucked 1000 guys I don't want her to fuck my friends or if she did it's like if it's like some random thing We didn't know each other, whatever, that's, whatever, like I guess it could happen, but like three is really tough. And not that there's anything wrong with her, it's just that it still hurts, and you admit that hurt.

It's like, that just hurts for some reason. You have to, like, I don't, I guess what it, like Phyllis, like psychologically, I just don't wanna look three guys in the face of the of my girlfriend i'd prefer not i'd prefer not to you didn't do anything wrong with that reference on me that's very hard for me to accept anyway go ahead is our keep going uh... go

on my you know i'm not returning i know you know that the night when it comes to women Um, and it's not three bro. She's fucked seven of my friends and I know them all personally Um, but the thing is with our relationship is she's super fucking cool She's literally my type in every way possible It's an amazing connection Everything is perfect. Literally. You have an amazing connection. Everything is perfect. Literally, this is an ideal, perfect relationship.

But for some reason, every time I look at her, I just get this feeling of like, utter old disgust. Uteral. You know, like when I'm loving on her and shit smuggling her and I immediately just go like, Oh, you know, seven of the bros have been in there. Which is not chill.

Um, yeah, I mean, she's super fucking cool. She's literally like everything I want in a woman. And I would probably marry her if she hadn't fucked seven of my bros. That's not, that's kind of I don't know. I'm kind of she keeps on making these like marriage jokes. He's like oh yeah, like You're watching the bachelor last night. She was like oh my god like Let's get married. I was like yeah, totally So I don't know I'm need to know your thoughts on this,

because the relationship is perfect, and I was fucking with her for a while before I even heard this news. But, you know, maybe one or two is fine. Does she know the truth, I wonder? That's a good question. I don't know. That's kind of excessive. Yeah, let me know what you think.

What I should do. Should I leave this girl? Oh, fuck. Should I have a discussion with her about it? Even if I do talk to her about it, which I have like once. Still really didn't fix anything. She still... Fucks having a mind friend. This isn't while we were together. He hit the fucking limit. He just hit the three minute mark.

That's fine. I think we get the idea. He probably went out for like three more minutes. Yeah. Just repeating seven. Did you think it was chill? I didn't get it. Yeah. Go back. I mean, okay. There's actually not that much going on here. But first of all, way too young. You hear in this kid's voice, he's talking about fraternity.

Like if you think of a fraternity as something that has any bearing in your life and not like a funny thing you used to be a part of or a funny thing you had friend like from college like if you if it's an active Force in your life You're too young to be thinking about marriage, right? Good point up top. Yeah, and and then also He's just too young. He's clearly like just out of college. I mean he sounds like it anyway He's you're too young to be thinking about marriage for sure now The and and you're also so young that this really hurts.

You know what I mean? And it's like, cause like let's say, like in five years from now, somebody meets this girl who has no connection to these people, it's like she fucked a bunch of guys in college, who cares? Right, like if I met a girl now who fucked a bunch of guys in college, cares right like if I met a girl now who fucked a bunch Of guys in college you fucked like a group of friends in college wouldn't matter to me at all Yeah, it would be weird if she had

Like what are you a loser you didn't get what you didn't drink you didn't get your pussy worked over freshman year And so like that fucking And so like that fucking And so like Now the best thing it's like you might be too In the weeds with this situation. You're too young where it's like I remember like if I if this guy's like 22 Can you imagine like pretending? That's okay. You'd have to you'd be he's he talks about it right now where he's like I that's okay, you'd be, he talks about it right now where he's like, I just feel disgust. Which again, this isn't, who cares,

this isn't crazy behavior, but for you at your age, it seems to me it's something you can't get over necessarily. And usually I always tell people, you should talk about your feelings, but what is there really to get out of a discussion about this? Right, if she didn't do anything to you,

you know what I mean? If she didn't do anything to you, and like all you, you might have, what are you gonna have this discussion like, hey, like, you didn't do anything wrong, it's just like, I'm having a hard time dealing with the fact that you, but what is that, that's not gonna achieve anything, I don't think, you know? I think it's what is that, that's not gonna achieve anything, I don't think.

You know? I think it's a classic case of it's completely up to him because if he can't, in his heart, get over it, which it sounds like based on all the positive things, I hope he would be able to if he's not 22 and closer to an age where marriage makes more sense. Sounds like she's money, I say go for it. Yeah.

Like if you feel all those things, because I think one day you'll probably get over that and if everything else was perfect, who cares? Like you said earlier, everybody has done that in their past. Well one thing that I am worried about though, because again, I wish I knew how old he was, because I don't trust that she is perfect.

Remember when you were 22 and a girl was nice to you and fucked you constantly and was hot? Well, no, but. Yeah. Well the first, yeah. Yeah, yeah, the first time, I mean I was literally 22 the first time that happened to me.

Never before that. But like, it's like like basically my point is like He doesn't know who's perfect for that's a good point. He could just be enjoying and So I don't know if he's so young but I agree with you if it is like If all those things are true, I just don't trust his judgment in every facet, right? I don't trust this judgment about how much this affects him I don't trust his judgment about how perfect this girl sure sure like I think the actual truth here is she's

pretty she's she's the kind of girl that he does want to date in a vacuum and that this might be too much for him and I think this isn't it's not as big a deal as he lets on and she's not as perfect as he lets on Both things are Kind of closer to the middle in reality, right? But he's he's a Again, I might be reading this wrong. He's a young he's a young very emotional kid Who's getting his first taste of pussy from a girl who just like? borderline was just Respects him and is nice and they're getting they have a nice conversation with and she sounds cool

She sounds like she's easy to make friends with right? So it's like there's a lot of positives here, but You're all you're also right Pete in that Yeah, it is fully up to you. This is one of those things where it's like No one did anything wrong, but it's a preference thing of like Can you get over it and sometimes you just can't get over certain things Yeah that girl to get to have a to bring it to personal where I was like talking about that one girl Who I'd hooked up with a couple times and then like she left with some other guy at that party. Yeah Later she was like I fucked up. I made a big mistake and I was was like, good, thank you, and I was like, cool, like,

okay, let's talk about this, whatever, and we dated for like a week, and then I was like, ah, like something completely innocuous happened, I was like, ah, you fucking bitch! I just pretended I was okay with it, and I just had a flash, like in my head, we're just having a nice Sunday afternoon, I just see her like leave in my head I flashed to her like leave with a guy and I flashed her like sucking his dick

And so like that was the moment where I shouldn't have accepted that apology, right? I said look I'm sorry what you did was very hurtful I don't think we're gonna be able to work this out out and like whatever I mean whatever it's that was I was again 23 when that happened whatever who cares but like um so this guy just has to be but he doesn't even have that because he wasn't even wronged but I'm just saying like you just got to be realistic about what you can and can't deal with. So if you can, great, you're in a good relationship. If you can't, you might not have the maturity to deal with this. This is another, because his boys are probably gonna be dicks about it, if they're even his

friends. That's the other thing. I bet you this guy, like if they had met whatever years later, he's probably not even friends with any of these guys. That's a great point too. Like that's why I just think a lot, this is too, he's just, it's too, all this is too fresh is my guess. And I don't think it's necessarily grounds to

if a girl before you knew her slept with guys who you sort of, that you play beer pong with sometimes. Like you know. When you're young you think a person you Met once is going to be in your life. Right right right right completely not true. So yeah your point 10 years go by half these people you'll forget only existed so I went to money is she and can you ride that out and remind yourself she did nothing wrong right only you can say right right right yeah so good luck little buddy I'm sorry I feel I feel for

this kid because it's like he is having intense emotions like again this is like when you see a baby that's upset because like you know he can't have a fucking ice cream for breakfast and you're like I know dude I know you want ice cream so bad right now we can't do it right now it's like I dude, I know you want ice cream so bad right now. But we can't have ice cream. But we can't do it right now. It's like, I know man, I know you want a good relationship with a girl you love, but you're too much of a bro right now to have that. You're too much of a stupid little kid right now.

It's not about who you've been with, it's about who you end up with. There we go. There we go. Nice man. Hahaha.