Stone Clearing With Richard Herring - Chapter 143

Episode Date: June 29, 2023

Chapter 143 Fcythe - It's about 6.15pm on 28th June 2023 and Rich is out for his daily podcast. Hard to believe he's kept this up all year. But for the first time you can find out how to apply for an envelope of his gametes. Plus some embarrassment for Wolfie. And a new bone based measuring system. The recording went wrong and Richard attempted to recreate what was lost but with limited success. Still his garden is looking nice.

Stone clearing with Richard Herring. Right, we'll see Harris. I'm a fan of friends. To chapter one, fourth, glory, I think, of Tony Cleary, Richard Harry. These cars go past what shall we? pass will show you it's 616 is the 28 June what as the year going away so quickly even though I'm doing these daily this year it's people still complaining not enough episodes so it's fiercely quite with a podcast It's in fiercely quite with a podcast. It's got some stone stars he kept up the pipe towards me. Just have to, one of the Bill Gates, I think, one of the most married beard and Bill Gates

coming up. Bill and I, good girl. Here. That we go. I think I've fallen there. That's a big hole. That's a big hole. That's a big hole. That's a big hole. That's a big hole. That's a big hole. That's a big hole. That's a big hole.

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That's a big hole. That's a big hole. That's a big hole. That's a big hole. That's a big hole. maps it's not there. I've here that I tried to dispose of earlier. Once the compost heat must have dropped I'm going to take that. It's a little communal compost heap. I think it has allowed to use it, but I certainly do. When my garden's on a spin this fall, you do a bit of gardening making the house look nice. Because you have to keep up the potents. The stone clearing is not your main thing. Obviously when I'm doing it daily like I am at the moment. It's hard to keep up that potents. So here we are, the Stocean is a beautiful,

the yellowy brown as the wheat reaches something in some stage you did away. Come on you, don't let Wolfie off the fleet. It's unfortunately almost impossible to see any fatones right now. I'm literally going for scraps. Oh, for the outfroen, remember, these are the smallest pebbles I've ever put on plus one usual. Got them out. I'm out of, that's so unfair.

It is an unusually humid day today. But yeah, I have dipped a little in fitness, been a little bit poorly again, but so nothing to worry about, I know you worry about me, and we're back to the stage where some poppies signifying the loss of stone clueless past growing where they died popping up plus some taller green like plant that isn't meant to be plant there that somehow found its way like trifids growing above the brown wheat that'll get mixed in very subtly there There's some spiders webs through there, but there's not many stones. Then the stones I can see on the path are embedded in the hard ground. There's a loose one.

That's the loose one's gone off. No bigger than the size of a gorilla's fingernail, thumb nail maybe, to give you some idea of the size of stone I'm clearing a couple of big ones here can I get them both up? Oh yes but again sort of the size of a small dinosaur's neck vertebrae can imagine that it's like one of the little ones one of the little dinosaurs one of the little neck and vertebrae, that's small, so I'm saying that's sort of shape. Some white dog poo, let's see that often. And as I look into the gaps, I can see some nice stones here.

You've got to really open your eyes and find, in there we used to be a tree here, I used to, oh it's there, I just passed it. You think I know more, dead puppies there for dead stone tourists? That's We'll feed another mini-weigh from the German Shepherd Cross with a husky, a little bit of a key dough or something in there, don't know what that coat dog is, but she's a pretty good dog, she gets a little bit boisterous, a bit a little bit snappy these days. So there's a nice stone there that's already been clear but I'm going to keep that closer to the edge just make sure I'm going to close back in the hole and it's falling into the garden. It's gone into the garden. I've just had dinner. It's partly why I'm struggling. I've got a belly full of potatoes and salmon,

but I have got unfit, I've got to try and get my fitness back. Not for my vanity, not so that I can attract women and men, gay men and the sexual men and lesbian women, just so that I can get out here and clear more stones and that will you find will attract more sexual partners than you can deal with this is of all the projects I've ever done this is the one that gets people's juices flowing don't I why I guess there's nothing sexy than a man fighting nature out there. Risking his life every day, doing something important, something that will be remembered,

you can get a little piece of that. He may only have one testicle but it's got spunk enough for you all. I mean it doesn't, I mean if you have one each maybe, well to be fair. I mean I've kind of think 600 million sperm probably not in my ejaculations. Let's see it's probably a thousand listeners, you can have, I reckon you can have a thousand each. Just writing, I'll send it to you in an envelope, it might not be exactly a thousand, I'm not going to spend, like my day counting out, one thousand individuals per person for everyone and if I did, people will go well that was a defective sperm that one blah blah blah it's just going to be a blob, blob of the thousand right in care of the secret phone clearing, devotion, aperture should get that

I'll just pick it up the alpha and omega can maybe and then stamp to rest ember like maybe a little jiffy bag in there and that's that's what you get for being a loyal listener. Not many podcasts hosts offer that you're ability to grow your own podcast host if you if you have the correct equipment or a test tube with that equipment in. Don't wank on your station, that's the one of the, you can we can poo, please try not to ejaculate on your stones, it's not, it's just dangerous, you don't know what life form you will create. That might go

against advice of giving him previous chapters. I don't remember. I don't fucking know what to do. I don't know what I do. I found another stone. That was in the path. It's going into the trees. But yeah, there's aot very dense and without breaking all kinds of maritime laws and how so often my way through this stuff, probably with some kind of size, sort of size Thicker her, the Thicker her, the Thicker her, as they called it, in the old days. Um, kind of size the death would use. Move down the innocence. Doing well, I mean, doing well. It didn't have in quite the time of it in the last few years.

But we're lucky to live now. We're lucky to live here. So lucky that I think we can assume that we are not, we're just a simulation. We're a simulation. We're a definitely a simulation. Probably just a short one today, obviously yesterday. It is three hours don't clear, you have heard.

So, stay going to keep it down. And if you keep asking more because I might just stop now, I've done kept this resolution up for a long time. And keep asking where the next podcast is, it'll be here tomorrow. As usual, come on, come down. What do you want? What could you mustunk in an envelope just fight another just to check behind me there wasn't someone walking close behind me

there which would have been a weird thing to over here with that particular sentence Oh, look at that, it's like a forest of these. I'll take a photo of that. It's the wheat and then a bunch towering above it. It's incredible. I mean, I suppose it's a wheat, but I think it would be justice. Justice, good cereal crop. Can I get you an idea of this? I don't think the photo is going to do it justice Let me zoom in a little bit I mean it looks boring as a photo after you but It looks amazing. What do I am gonna do one more try at the photo because it looks amazing here. There's a bit of that photo because it's got some poppies. It's got this forest of green and a sea of brown.

Poor nature is a wonderful thing. Or just found another stone, quite a long way from the shore. But it's a beautiful throw. That's gone straight into the bushes and you can be proud of yourself when you achieve that. It was a small foetone, but it flew like a bird for a while and then it just fell down like a dead bird. Well not quite as everything did but it just flew like this, right? It flew and then it was a parabla, dead, but why not quite as ever think dead glitches for like the skydews. It flew and then just it was a parabla, parabla, and a bit further away wolfies antists painting was going to happen. Whoa, I nearly fell there and that's not as good a throw. Not only did I spin and stumble, stone which have been on the path. Warfie! Warfie's trying to find it.

Credible work from Wolfie. Stone landed somewhere deep in the stosh and there. Sunlightly it will ever be found again. By the time I get to it, the machines will have been over the land. Covered it with soil. The sun just peeking down through the clouds. It's like God. It's like out here.

I mean the sun's not big here today. Sun's not out. But it doesn't need to be, it's just in my daddy shark t-shirt. No, another solar ant since we saw Bill Gates. Bit implicate, doesn't need a little bit in the debs thing stuff. That's why he's made new life at Marybeard. I mean, this is low-collage for Marybeard. I mean this is low-collage for Marybeard, you know you can get to Cambridge in a couple of hours from here.

That's its billhates and I'm surprised about. Don't really know any details of the Jeffrey Epstein connection connection so please don't sue me if you're listening Bill Gates you probably saw me and thought oh I listened to the podcast let's see a high feature and then you suddenly get good news to be in a business to Pete Ow Island and no one needs that today on a beautiful summer day. I've got one stone again that is such. I know you're counting how many stones there are there's people who have websites dedicated to having these stones I've shifted. Even ones don't mention the contaldors from the clicks, the froze, they know what's going on. It must be just five just five six seven stones in a

night today and nothing bigger than a knee cap of chimpanzee. I think we're going for bones of creatures today can I get this baby up? This is the best of the day. This one looks like the shoulder blade of adolescent boy. Sadly died and his bones dug up by the archaeologists of some kind. And here we are at the the main camp. Someone has put a load of cut up branches on top of it. to cut up branches on top of it. Another way to do that is maybe just hide it from the authorities maybe try to protect me. Only two more stones on there today, one nice size one, we'll head down, we're not going to do the standpile today, we've done that enough this year, five out of five every single day in June. so nearly July.

I'll be 56 years young on the 12th of July. Should I take a day off stone clearing that day? Of course not. Now I'll do more stone clearing, that'll be my present to myself. Just going to kick a stone there, that will be my present to myself. Just going to kick us down there that's gone nicely off the path. That's practically another one that's just my foot's dislodged, kicked it off. Bit of a sweat on I have to tell you, might jump in the bath after this, but I need to do some serious thinking about my health. So do you, let's face it,

if you're listening to this, probably sitting in your pants, not even clearing stones. At least I'm out here doing something useful in my life. Oh, and there's a little, there's a burrow here, someone spilled it in, but they filled it in with a massive stone. Oh, can I get it up?

I can't, and that's going off the field completely. Nice thing to undergrowth that was that that's one of the biggest ones I've played for a while. Best being used as oh just going to catch up there or something. Oh so you're going there for a poll? You had diarrhea last night? You know I don't want to tell everyone about it. Embarrass you. your ablution should be your own, isn't it? It's been a bit of a short walk. And you now want to make sure you've done everything you need to do. I don't want to go around all that field again.

I think that cat's gone. There was just a cat there Wolfie molting. Do you like throwing her fur into the, onto the ground, into nature, some bird will come. So this one was, this is like a green, you've got a green, I don't know, it had a green bit of fur, but it was just a bit of, it's one of these errant, no it's no it's some of the wheat, the green wheat at the side, the spiked clove, but you can just pull out clumps of wolfies first, I did a good job yesterday, actually I've heard in this those podcasts, so there isn't many clutch coming off, oh there we go, look at the back

there was, and then a bird, okay that, make that into nest, it's the circle of life. Of course, not important. Everything in that equation is organic. I mean, the eggs that will be laid in it, are they mineral? Barely. Countsight or something, is it made of? I don't know. Go and do a poo.

Go and do a poo. I'll do one if you do one. Go on. Well, if you sniff around eat a bit of grass, let's, oh, the Brexit ditch is so covered up in nettles, I almost forgot it was there. And I wouldn't want Brexit to come back, so I'm gonna find something to stick in there.

Oh, a bit tricky. Oh yes, here we go. There's some nice trap knowledge here. Just in case I'm going to put a couple in the Brexit ditch and save a couple of the alpha and I'lligicane. Here it goes. Yeah, you wouldn't even know there was a ditch there at the moment. And you wouldn't know there's an alpha-anomigicane either.

It's a bit of straw come up with this. The trappinol. The trappinol. Deaths for Fikaive. Oh, look at this, oh, that would come up. Oh, not. I'm anyway, old Popsky's trainers. I feel this one will come, but needs a bit of a kick. There we go. That's a nice one, that's the second biggest of the day.

Again, the penis bone of a very large stoke. That one is really chunky, ball balls as a ball. really chunky ball balls as a ball Oh, that's a shame. Just got my comb to find out to the last three or four minutes of that podcast was lost in time It's a real shame because there's a great email. I'll tell you about it again. It comes from gate McFadden which I think was someone in

Star Trek, but I can't quite remember. Here's the male hello, it's me, Gagman Fadden. Was I in the original Star Trek, or the next generation? Was I bones? Or was I the woman one in the next generation? I can't remember, you can't expect to remember all my jobs, I do a lot of acting My question is which it is there Do you think aliens stone clear as well as people I do think so gate gate to McFadden just one gate not loads of gates just one gate, not loads of gates. If you look at the life on planet earth, everything tries to move stones into piles from fish, insects probably, a monkey, does it, dogs do it, if he's always picking up stones. Beaver, there's beaver and stuff it with stones.

So I'm sure the stone gods created life here. I don't know why we must have questioned why I, my guess is that being in the universe, all the stones got scattered for some reason by accident. The gods even know they're all powerful for, you know a bit pain the ass to bother getting all that stuff, so I'm not going to do that. So they created life to gather those stones together, and that was on Earth, as is in heaven, but also on all the other plants as well. That is my belief, and that is what I must be so it must be

sure. Anyway I'm back home now, not as good the second time in that email or the answer but that's what you get for your recording sometimes going off Wolfie's scratch in herself she didn't do a poo far as I know. She's just seen the bird. Oh one of my cats caught a little baby bird today but it survived. We tried to let it go, I don't know if it survived that well. I've been pricked by some roses today. That's the only thing that gets pricked these days isn't it? Of course now I'm 55 and nearly 56. You know what I'm talking about. We're lovely to speak to you again. Be back tomorrow, of course, as usual,

as long as I can keep this new year's resolution up. Thank you for your hard work in listening to this. Goodbye. Enjoy your stone, my friend, and they for half a year married dance. Don't live unto the bird, fan tree. Don't live unto your underpants. And listen to the stone, listen to the stone, And they interned, I'll live her to ye' my friend, my Stoned clearing with Richard Herring's Dard Meerish, Turing and Bultigny Dog, plus Mary Beard and Bill Gates. The music is by Mike Coughbury, the voice that to the earth. And truth don't live unto your underhand Live unto the stone

Live unto the stone And they intern for liver To ye my friend, my friend