Stone Clearing With Richard Herring - Chapter 146

Episode Date: August 10, 2023

Chapter 146 Crop Circlef - It's 1.30pm on the 10th August 2023 and the daily stone clearing podcasts are still somehow continuing. Have alien stone clearers come to the Stocean to clear some stones off the very planet? You'll have to liften to find out. Very little stone clearing today, but at least you're not listening to a podcast about whether the sun is out or not. And Richy Soonsacked better watch out cos there's a ditchy sunak coming for him. All the things in this blurb are much more amusing than anything I managed out under the hot, hot Englifh fun.

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getting a little bit of home life here before but it's safe to go into the house for once because the marvellous news for stone clearing all of my family apart from Wolfie. I consider to be part of my family. Say that Wolfs. Don't move because it'll fall off it. I'll be that move. I dropped it in the end. So this is going to fall off the floor. All of my family.

I'm stepping in, this thing. In Edinburgh. And the eye ever left its stay at home to look off of the cap, so it's not going to be in Edinburgh. And so the daily stone clearing will be a lot easier to achieve. I'm just going to hopefully 24 hours stone clearing because I don't have to keep up the potenti so very excited about that. Oh it's hot air wolf you're gonna be alright you bark at me if you I was gonna do a long walk but I'm not sure we can really risk it. Now still that's two minutes of time we've used up there just to get use of water.

But it's a very nice little device I think we may have used it for where you can give a little drink of water. I am. I've said a coffee. I might have passed it. Right. So yes, we're here. Summer is well well.

I'm quite monk-stuss. Wow, it is hot. Nice and cut boys on moped. Now we're back in the shade now at least as we cross the road. I don't know how long that will last for. So maybe a short one but yeah it's been there. It's a good summary stone clear, chapter 146. I think this should be more than that. I'm doing them every day. I guess I sometimes forget to number the chapters or something. And yeah, I've been a bit lethargic as you've heard and all the

ones I've done this have not, but I'm just trying to pull myself together again, try and get fit again. It's watching what I'm eating. I've just cooked a lovely black bean dinner. I think it's my dinner, black beans and mushrooms and onion, all sorts of herbs and spices. I'm not even ready yet, let's come I dinner, have my lunch, stir fry. Now I'm going to the back of the passage. Did I even bring a foot back out? I also have one. Don't go up who walks? Don't do it.

If you do one, do it somewhere, then you can't miss it. So here we are, merging beautiful blue skies and white scurrying clouds for cutting clouds and very dark brown wheat now still not high has it been harvester now I've got to say it's not high I know it hasn't been harvester I thought it'd been thought maybe it'd have been harvested but nobody, the ears are drooping, fucking hell, it's boiling out here, let's see how we go. Yeah, this might be too hot for a doggy, oh and so, so overralled by the heat to forgot about the air fronomic can. Never do that, I'll have to throw it out from my distance. It's safely in two little bits of shrapnel. Whoa, come on, and the problem with this field is whatever the elements, whether they

be sun, moon, air, rain, water. Snow, in this case sunshine, you case sunshine, there's no hiding, there's a little crop circle there. Like a horseshoe crop circle. Take a picture of that, that could make me a million. That would also be the, yeah, I'm trying to get above it so you can see the full majesty of what the aliens have done. Let's walk here. Hopefully pooping in some secret with corn. You're right, Waffles. Stop eating the grass, you're a dog.

Do you think you're a rabbit? Come on, Walsh. You you're a dog. Do you think you're going to rob it? Come on, moose. You got a crazy dog. So, you know, as much as anything, these thumb of time, toned clears are about understanding their land as much as clearing stones, because you look around, apart from whether aliens have landed, and the odd little patch of gun've got to ask them to go on the floor. That's not my dog's foot poo. I'm not picking that up, but I've put it in.

Come on wolves! I've just found a little patch. There's very little stone clearing you can do because everything's covered. So clearing is difficult at the best of times. It's hard in the winter, it's hard best of times. It's hard in the spring, it's hard in the autumn, it's hard in spring and it's hard in the summer. All the different reasons. Just stonies, just stone Christmas, and the end of times you can really just shit yourself with happiness over what you're achieving here.

But it's nice to be in the heat as a beautiful day. I'm going to give the dogs a more children a minute if you're worrying about the dog. Lucky I remembered that. She's been on holiday, as you know, with my laws, you have had the other episodes, chapters of me, which is back today, as everyone else has gone to Edinburgh my kids like parents-in-law my wife's already there and I've got a whole weekend me and the dog and the cats and you can imagine the kind of fun I'm gonna get to as a tea talk to a tea-total steer stone-j Mac man, I will feed pooping out in the field Beautiful is a massive plant here. What's this one? Oh?

I just pulled out because it's a weave. I love it. Gonna I take that home with me It's some kind of grass. Oh And look at these black berries Look at the black breeze I mean, it's a shame I've taken a picture of the corn circle. There's lots of nettles in the way, but I'm going to lean across and if I'm allowed these on my diet, I think I will be. I can't eat them without washing them. Ah, horrible, a bit really bitter. Ah! Try the other one, I want to have that a bad one. Mmm, and then compare it, ah, very tart. I mean they aren't they really. Blackberries, there's lots of the burgers, make a nice pie pie they're not so nice just gobble down so like I'm in a bit

of porridge I might come up here later and get some of those free food just growing them out in that new city to us I've just been to Marx and Spence as I spent five pounds and a twelve bread for you for they're here for nothing they literally just grow in the ground as a butterfly fluster by I say it's ideal looking at walks you're right out there what you're doing you've already on a poem new there's another butterfly flustering by so they call butterfly so you can do that you're right darling So you can do that. You're right darling. Well one of those I've got to have been a poem I'm assuming. So she just likes sitting on the crop. Maybe she's forming the crop circles. Who knows? Anyway I've cleared a big weed off the ground so there's

fire must be pleased. If it's organic, no need to panic. That's not part of my job description. Come on girl. Black receives my teeth now. Yeah. So I hope you're having a good summer. I hope you're a farmer. I hope you are a clip. There's all grass here. This is just like walking through grass now, this isn't even the crop. No sign of any stones, I've cleared maybe three four stones. We're now at the corner, the first corner. Do email him with all your own stone

clearing stories, I get a lot of emails. That's don't clean obviously from the many, many listeners all around the world and beyond. Now what you're doing, better be just be waiting, thank you, that's a week ago. A lovely big fissile there. The top of the fissiles have turned a little fluffy clouds like you'd get on the dandelion. Got their f their official instead. I've actually taken a few and tried to plant them in a potting my garden because I love the pistols.

It's because I'm so scotch. It's my focacheritage. And we're in the shade now at least for. So that makes life a little bit easier. Out of the direct sunlight we We can look for sun, sun stones, don't need to put the sun next up in the sky. I mean if it's called a sun spotting, we're a bit of a redundant and boring podcast. Just so I'll concept today's cloud's cloudy. There it is. I was in the sky again. I mean, he would listen. I need a complete idiot.

He would ask if he would record it well sometimes. Something like that can do well. And you know, the person doing it actually very clever. And it's an elder very screent now. My dad would have turned those into wine once upon a time he still got going but he's just not making wine anymore. 87 years young, well actually that's really old and I said young. Well V, more customer beard of the thistles there. We're just describing nature for you here which is not what you signed up for. Definitely not. Oofie, come here. Come here, don't. I'm just going to put the lead on your sweetie. Can you send me stone stars in here, by?

Do you want all your pants and water? Oofie, oofie. This is your water device, do you want some water? Can I open it? Yes I can. So you press the button, I've shown you this before. And then the water goes in, and Wolfie can look it up like it's a little real. Could you hear it laughing? I was going to do a great one with the wolves, but I think we're just going to have to do the short one.

So wrapping it, so first the beat of this is you put more water into the channel than you want, you can then just turn it upside down and the wolfy seems to finish. I can get it back in the bottle, not so much for the summer floor. More water for later wolves, more delicious water for me. I guess I could eat from this drink from this bottle as well if we got stuck out here. I'd share it with Wolfie, I'm not going to let her die. I'm on to this is her water, she would be sharing it with me. So yes, I've made the executive decision just due to lack of stones. be that it could be that I've cleared them all of course we don't know until the crops go we don't know what a good job I've

done or it could be just that there's stuff in the way just check your stone recording you won't want to lose this gold all year, we're still there. This is gold all the way. Come on, we'll still have to go off the lead for a bit. Come on, it's risky. Come on, risky for a biscuit. Come on, darling. There you go. Bathed that, some bird in the past, man. Again, I'm not going to clear that. There's a stone in the path. It looks like a little bit of tile, actually. The ancient tile. Probably worth a lot of money but that's going on to the can opposite the main can. Roughly speaking, I'm just tossed it.

I'll be tossing a few things this weekend on my own. Of course my wife's been away for a week now. I think more or less, five or six days. So, and of course when she's home, that's the best of my time, to see as well as the most topping I like to call it. But then people think I imagine I'm a push, so then I say no masturbating. They go, your age, still, you're still managing. Not as much as I used to, that's what I say to them because obviously I'm mostly making love to my wife most of the time but oh yeah takes a little wild warm that engine up but once it gets going the crane might not be

quite as efficient as it was quite as efficient as it was. It really isn't. It's fine if you need a crane that just lies along the ground though. Some people do need that. Anyway, we're not here to talk about my penis. We're here to close down, so we're not doing much of that. Some puppies. Some werepies. Some whistling distance. Might be a bird. And yeah I'm afraid I'm going to do. I can't say all this one.

It's not ridiculously hot but it's too hot to take this dog all the way around the field. So we'll we can get into near shade as we head down to the ditch to stop Brexit, which of course isn't any better than not shade. It's still not shade. There are some trees there but there are some suns this side so we have to go in the end of the field next to this field to get in the shade. But we'll be close to the shade and that's a psychological advantage. I'd fix someone some for tactics fishing out there has calculated which episodes and chapters I've cleared the least stones. This has to be a contender. Here's another one I've just found in the field on the part of the main.

So when that one looks loose, can I get that one up on, not with my bare hands? Nope. There's some nice ones encased in the ground, but the ground is pretty hard. It's slightly dampened by recent rain. Not dampened enough to extract any of these beauties there in here, actually. I will have to get those before the cloud she does come. No stone stasie again. Do you remember the old days? The stone stasie coming at you at the arseholes and convict it. Oh yes, this is the find of the day. Just in a dead bit of crop. Very much

a medium here. He's just been scattering pebbles around but this one's a profil bit of chunk, that size of Hermione's hand without the fingers were taken off, but more to bit a lot chunkier. That's going on the main can. It doesn't seem to grow despite always getting stones put on it. It's gravity or thieves or vandals. There's lots of things about loads of twigs on there, just disrespectful to me. But it is a few little bit to shrap north and there is nice yeah this was definitely higher before so maybe it's just the stones are finding their place

they're settling down into Mingling trying to fall back into one giant stone which is of course the ultimate purpose of it all of this one day all the stones will be reunited and like a jigsaw we'll find out what they were before they turned into stones. A little bit of shade coming up, bit of an overhanging branch we're going to take them over and make the most of this. I'm going to stand there and give them all some water after that crossing. You want some more water down in?

Are you still thirsty? No, no. Well, not on this. There we go. And that's the sound. No, no, well, not on this. And that's the sound. Listen to the sound there of a dog, lapping up some water. That's how you spend your time.

I don't know if you could even hear it. I hope you could. So, coming down a bit, just stop Brexit. Q-ground claiming. Look, Sprit has never wanted in the first place, or don't want it now or something. And well they never happened. Thank you, thanks to me. I stopped it. And then saw off a few Prime Ministers along the way, didn't I? You're dead to stand up to me? Old Richie Soonach, thinking having to go? Well, good luck, enjoy your last few months, mate. Enjoy your last few months before you get voted out. Not just your party. This is what the Brexit ditch is dedicated to now. The extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra They're probably covered in pesticides and stuff on it. Oh, one was nice.

Yeah, you've got to be just a little bit. I think there's just a touch too early to harvest. I'm getting there. It's getting there. Blackberry fans. No black-cororent fans please. This is for Blackberry fans only this podcast if you like Black. Currents I suggest you listen to Brian Watts' faces, the New Zealand guy who does the rival podcast.

I'm pretending not to know it just an night in P-listen to all of my podcasts. Tens is not even on the internet. Right, we're gonna find some shrapnel for the ditch that is gonna get Rich's Zoom Act back. Zoom fact. So I call him Richie soon fact and thanks to the it's just up Brexit. That was definitely going to happen. It was a come down here every day. Don't overfeed. Of course, you're ditched. Remember that ditch wall, there's not like sick fancy, like just the right, they might, mute if, stu-n, stu-n of schu-ndo, put just stu-n of schu-ndo in there. And I'm just trying to find something for the, what a boring,

un-eventful, stone clay we've had. We've probably the least ones we've ever cleared, a statistician, a fa-th-a-fiffin. We'll sort that out for me, just don't tell me if I'm right. probably the least ones we've ever cleared. A statistician, a phythephyton. We'll sort that out for me, just don't tell me if I'm right. But at least it's another chapter down, another daily podcast achieved.

And it's too hot for the dog. And it's too hot for this old dog, by which I mean myself. Because I am parting I'm actually My mum had sex with a dog and I was the result You know each I think It says more about her than does about me Anyway, we're heading down duck its passage And a time for you those many emails. Sorry, I can't

Obviously every time I come down here I can only choose one or two emails. There are many thousands that come through, try and time it for when I'm actually doing the chiseling, which I know is difficult, so I do it different times every day, but every day just keep emailing your bound to hit, get lucky sometimes, just keep those emails coming in, please coming please again to the women in the 1920s please stop sending the new pictures and videos. I don't look at them, I'm not interested. Just pull up the film and come into the soldier. Just because my wife's the way that's my excuse. Oh, in the end of Duckings passage, let's have a look to see what's always Conker. Conker's already Conker. Window, Conker window. Yeah, it's emailing to say, yeah, Heritage, I'm a keen stunker myself not in your league obviously but who is good question no one not Brian and Bramble is that isn't he? I've talked about him for

so long I've forgotten. No one's in my league don't you don't worry about that. How do you manage to keep clearing during these summer months where 8 is very hot and will be the stones have usually covered by crops and stuff? That's basically what we've been talking about, so it's redundant. Meanwhile, you just have to keep coming out here. And look, it doesn't matter, but maybe I cleared nine stones today. Do I, am I going to cry? Because I only cleared nine, or am I going to say

nine stones that previously weren't off the field now, off the field. That is what I'm going to say. I can tell you that's the second one is coming. So, you know, just get out there, clear what you can. Clear what you can, you're only one man or woman, and of course children are allowed to stand clear, so that's why that rhyme works. Now you see just the man thing and then the woman, oh, I've got the woman, I had a GTC, I've got a grip, I've got that. So have a look and see, my fiffle as coming up. There is a little chute, something growing in there. Is it a this sort of, it looks like a bit grass.

Let's have a look around the garden. Wolfie's found a nice shade, but see if there's any stones to clear in my garden. I planted some grass over here. That's just about growing, I've probably seen some flowers in here but I can't tell if they're growing or if that's just more weeds, it looks like more me, is that not much. Alright, this is ready for me this bit. I might just leave the tape running. You can just put your computer on around the house. Just a little extra for you. Very hot, eh? You're coming in? I'm playing your wolves.

There you go, small toe. I'm talking about water, and I did that water. It attacked very slightly runnings, anyway. Good job, we came back. Wasted it. Right, I'm going to leave that to you. To that to eat to poo to you. I'm going to heat up my beans.

That's what I now wait till they... I suppose I'm gonna leave that to you to that to eat to poo to you Gonna heat up my beans. That's why now wait till they It's a point to cook it in a man and then warm enough again to cook them later All right, fuck off We'll be back soon. Most don't know there's my poo bag from the table I'm so alone how you, I'm so lovely. And help. Bye. Don't live unto the birth and tree. Don't live unto your underpants. Live unto the stone. Live unto the stone.

And they interned. I live unto ye, my friend. And they and turned, I'll live her to ye My friend, my fine friend Stone-curring with Richard Herring starred me Richard Herring and Wolfy the Dog Plus two boys on the Mo Peds And the son, the beautiful British fan. The music is by my cofee, the voice of the ratoons.

I hardly need to tell you, it's my call for you. Lift them to the stone, my friend, and they faltering, ye married us. Don't lift them to the birth and truth, Don't live unto your underhands. Live unto the foes, Live unto the foes, And they intern for livin'

To ye my friend, my friend you