Stone Clearing With Richard Herring - Chapter 153

Episode Date: November 8, 2023

Chapter 153: Frifky Bufineff. It's 5.24pm on 7th November 2023 and it's DARK. Too dark to see a stone, especially if your torch runs out of power. Richard is feeling frisky, but luckily there are no FF on the Stocean to help relieve him of this sexual tension. There's singing, there's fexineff and there are very few stones cleared.

Stone clearing with Richard Herring Okay, I'm gonna go. Yeah, I'm gonna switch. Here you go. Oh, tell you what we need the torch, let's get the torch. It's dark will be because it's nighttime, hello and welcome to chapter 153 It's I don't know it's one of the seventh of November It's 5.24 pm Gebbles cover cover cover What's that? The night time is the right time when we clear stones. My baby plays out to hear the clear stones from 9 to 5

and then he carries out in clearing stones. It's a bit longer and doesn't come back home to be the stones are more important. That's the first draft of Sheer Easton's 95 big time. I'm into what the prince never finished. So of course you know we've been doing the daily podcast but this is the first time we've come out in the dark this year, this winter, we can call the climate weather as in winter, we're heading up to this passage and of course night time presents a whole raft of problems literally a raft, a prolitally of problems for the stone clearer.

Because the layman may not realise this but it's very hard to see the stones in the dark, even in the light many of the stones are buried in the ground, which makes them hard to see. But then take away their natural sunlight, show the moon, it's a big stone, it shines light upon the earth, as is its way, as it has done since 1643 when it was discovered. But, so not enough light to see, I think, so I am using a battery powered torch. So a child battery doesn't work last very long,

I've quite a new torch, I'm quite disappointed with it. And if anyone's been out using this torch recently, then there's a chance it might go off halfway through. This walk will see. Hopefully it will be okay. And here we are. It's hard, of course. It's not only the stones. You can't see the stone starsy giving them an advantage because many of them can see in the dark we're just doing a wee right at the opening and the plants are high but living is easy I've got to find a some kind of stone for the alpha and lumbar can't hide it so nice so I actually have just a hustle after a little bit between the plant and see if I can throw from here.

Yeah you can hear that. The second one didn't connect so nicely. Post it off now. Okay you know the dangers can you let it walk you off the lead or should we attack the dog but of course the stone sarsie also have the cover of dark They see your clearing stones They can kill you pretty easily in these circumstances Let go of your other leaves. She was desperate to get out for this walk so I think there might be a big poo incoming for poo fans. Whole feet in, stop eating that grass, come on, we've got stones to clear. That's one of the pathway that's kicked that off. It was loose, I was at least a bit of a scre,

we are barreling towards the 200th lesson, of course, where we will move up a gear In terms of what we're talking the sort of stuff we're telling you about yeah, you may think you know at all But clearing stones having this and to have the 52 of these things you're very wrong I picked up some nice straplow there three or four bits. So just going to the hedge Into the hedge row into the hedge, into the hedge row. The sky is pretty clear. Could be a cold night tonight, not much cloud cover.

For the moment, no gloves. It's warm enough. Let's see, into the people's homes, they're all settling down to tea. So, I was just thinking about stuff then. Didn't say any of the dangers to my, which just happened to thought. You can bet it was a dirty thought and you can bet it was about stones. Ah, you know, sometimes silence is your friend out here on the field. You come out chattering too loudly with your podcast if you are doing it. Don't clink up above me stars twinkling up above me there's a cloud it's also above me there's an aeroplane flying to Luton it is also above me okay all the music today when I good mood

feel fit feeling a little bit frisky out here my friends it's lucky there's no one out here frisky rich looking for trouble if you're looking for trouble here I am remember all the rules and laws of your society didn't apply out here on the and laws of your society didn't apply out here on the stochian bed and I think it can happen here. Shame it's just me and the dog really but Tawalfe's sensibly keeping a distance, have you heard I'm frisky? Here's a wathens, I've been frisky, I'm 56 years old. Yeah, it's nice. yeah it's nice to know I still have the ability to frisk I've got to frisk myself probably later on but that's that's the way it goes on we move it's very hard to see any stones, the grass is really thick, the crops are pretty thick.

I'm just catching the occasional glint of flint, a flinty glint, not a sign of a bit, and by dint of my clean teeth to it. Yeah, it's fallen apart, it was going quite well. Flinty glint, looking out for a flinty glint. That's what you're looking out for. If you have a torch or candle, it's unkind. Just sway it across the water. Where you going? Just sway it across the stosh and water. And of course, made a soil. And here I am. I've finally got to a bit which doesn't have grass on it. Lots of leaves. And in the darkness, you'll remember this from previous mightter mescapades. The leaves really do look like stones under the harsh, electric light.

stone under the harsh electric light. There, but there's a stone. Thankfully I've seen all there's another. Two tiny tiny bits, a three tiny bits. So together they make one pretty tiny stone. Into the woods they go. Two frisky. I'm just in a good mood, so you know when you're 56 being frisky just means you're feeling a bit happy for yourself. I don't know what's

happened to me to make me feel good, you know I've a bit lighter I'm exercising I'm eating well. Life feels pretty nice. Life feels pretty nice. I'm a good looking 56 year old man. What more do you want? I don't know, it would be nice to be 5 for 10 or something here, but yes, of course it would. Then I could bend down and pick up stones from further away. In all the stone cleric clearing, lonely hearts, columns, all the female stone cleric are looking for stone cleric, six foot or more. But it's understandable because they are better at clearing stones.

I'm nearer to the ground though, that's what those women don't understand. Also I don't look at those because I'm married. But not to a stone cleric. She knew what I was doing. I was ridiculous. I need someone to start clearer. She knew what I was doing here. She was thinking, I was ridiculous. I need someone who understands me. My wife doesn't understand me.

Ooh. That's just how the little run is what I'll say there. I've got blood pumping through every part of my body. I don't know what to do. Getting a bit steamy and hot. Stop sending Indian New Pictures, please. Everyone said, told you a million times. It's not my fault you find this sexy.

In many ways it's your fault. Still Still look, it just leaves, leaves everywhere. Not a stone to drink. We're passing the can across from the rain can. It's completely covered by various plants. You wouldn't know it was there. Unless you knew it was there. We're heading up across the fields. It's going to be a short one today, as I am.

And as we've established really just by the time on me until the plow she'd have come the plow she'd have come on the harvest day hatches it's fucking November it's not coming again is is it? This is next year's crop. That's what's going on. The plow she does bum. On market day. The plow does bum on market day. The farmer does come all over his hay. I don't know if that's true, but that's the rumor. To make it strong for the winter time. Oh, kids playing football because Phoebe should be playing football. The nation up a very well, so she's not going to football training today. Which is why I can do you think it's unusual, which we had at six o'clock, five o'clock, five thirty on a Tuesday.

Isn't he doing football? Usually I would be. But today my daughter's not well. I get a break this beautiful. It's beautiful. So yeah, it's difficult to see any stones is what I'm really establishing here, to kind of forgotten how redundant the nighttime clearing was when the undergrowth is easy.

There's a stone, it's too bare it, yeah it's too bare it, I can't kick it out, it's a distance in the pathway. One day the plow come and take all this up. Did I have been denied it? A stone Christmas? Didn't even strike me because the weather's been so fucking weird. Didn't I have only just realised it's November? This stuff's in here till the New Year, isn't it? Till like one into the New new year We didn't get stone Christmas where stone Easter stone Mickey Mouse, what is that? Fucking absolutely disgrace. He does come all over his hay as well. That's why I've heard Can't see a thing. Oh, I'm just picking out plants and my Torch has a nice stone stick up again to buried and then I was sticking up buried, that one sticking up two buried, I've got a trial in my pocket, or I'm just pleased to

see you. Nice, my penis is not a rhombus is it, what's the shape is that Paranelogram? Now sort of pointy, quadrilateral. It's not one of those anyway so you can easily distinguish my penis from a trowel. Any one who says you can't and my penis is exactly the same shape as a trowel is like. So frisky business Frisky biffin. Right, I take it here, some children's shadow, which is probably just short wallers. Alright, we're at the plain can, and I can see a couple of tiny stones found that were nearly onto the can, but I haven't quite so put those on. But that is a poor haul. I think you'll agree that's what I call a Stuart haul, it's such a bad poor haul.

Of stones today, it's not probably five stones, isn't it? She's, there's those three over there. We're certainly under ten, I'd say. That's why I really dry and place stones in the deck. I've done this as a let-available lesson to you as stone clearers. I'm suffering so you don't have to don't go out at night unless there's no crops. They should have got a really good facelight. Definitely won't go out and then less you know you can see the stones because you shine that look I've just seen grass grass weed plants it's all going on.

I mean I might have to take a little hassle off to get a to get something for the ditch that stop breaks it but even between these plants it's there's other plants growing. So I'm mildly hasloving. We'll be still off the lead by the way. We'll have added chapter nothing. Not as, not as I hold on, what's that? It's a stone and another little stone that I'll have to do for the niche. It's not Brexit, but what if the Alfred Ommogic can? I mean, you know, what I'm offering out today is so pathetic.

I'm embarrassed, even though every stone is equal and every stone off the field is a one less stone on the field, is important pieces of information. The stones I'm showing you are just, it's pathetic. I suppose I should get some kind of picture. Sorry, the end of the last podcast, or the one I did a few weeks ago right there. Cut off. You didn't miss much, but there was something funny. I can't tell if it wasn't there.

Having noticed something instructive. There are no jokes in stone-caring. I would have thought you'd be like, oh no, drop one in stone curing. I thought you'd be like, oh no drop one of the bloody stones I just picked up. I can't believe it. I was like, ah, it's falling into the grass. It's gone. There are no rules to stone curing. That's actually rule one of stone curing. If I've mentioned the rule two, if you pick a stone up from the field, you must remove it from the field. Under pain of death, unless under pursuit by stone to itself actually broken a major roller stone. I do have the bigger of the two

stones to throw into the ditch hopefully that will appease the the fatone gods. I want to get the picture of us. We do, we do a picture of you. Don't come any way. Stay, stay, stay, stay. It's one of those where it's so dark. It's got to do the... Oh, and now the torch has just gone off. Just took that photo.

That's predicted. I can't even find the... I'm going to take a photo of you right in the dark walls. I can't see a thing there. I didn't find the button that's how dark it is, since I've used this torch. It's back on for the moment. There go walls. It's back on for the moment. There goes a wolf.

But it is about to die. There we go. We've got wolves in the dark. Let's check the thing still going. It is. I think this, we've just nearly at the, we must find it's own quick before the light fails. Tali and I mean these are pathetic. This is absolutely pathetic. The gods are really furious.

It's almost sand what I'm putting on this. Oh, it's got off again. Lucky I picked it up. So everything has predicted, but it's a brilliant time for the photography to fterike. I can't even see where the Afro-Norwood Ken is. Somewhere around here. Let's see if we can define it by the sound. No, it went there enough. I've lost this kid back, it's beautiful here in the darkness, because my eyes are starting to adjust. I'm going to plug in the torch when I get home.

Then do remind me, just email me and say plug in the torch. Okay, so forget it. Right, heading down duck, it's passage. You'd love to read your emails, but no torch. Oh yeah, the phone's got a lighter. Just use that. So, uh, silhouette, leaf, it's been in touch. Nice night, more as it leaves to do it. I know leaf is a first name in Scandinavia, so that might be the case. It's been in touch to say Richair, the Knights of Drawing in, the Cops have gone back and says my cock.

There's a gone back to leaf or silhouette. Has there any advice for staying safe out in the dark and the pre-PM clears. Yeah, there is advice. Get to watch make sure it works. I'm stumbling down duck. It's pasted. It will be a terrible place to die. Coming up to the road in the electric lights of Civilisation thanks for that to very important email. Not as good as the email, but oh! It's clear to light, it's just came in and didn't know it was supposed. I mean, my scarf, I like those, it's just right by cleared, but it's not all about numbers, it's not all about sizes, it's all about a hoke, a coke,

but it is life and it's stone clearing. Oh, what a terrible, I've got the come down from the excitement, and I have earlier also two excited early on, now I've come down crossing the road, gotta bring the bins in, gotta gotta bloody get the torch plugged in, not being able to see a thing, I'm just gonna put my food in, I've been in, been late, those two days you had. See you guys, we've been down a little while. Shut that up.

You've got a little lock, I've got the key. You alright, Wolfs? You had a good day. Alright. Well thanks for listening. Assuming this is still working. She must have assumed. It makes an ass out of you. Ah!

Got a bit of bin. Wish I had stopped. I can enjoy your stone clearing. Sorry this one was a bit weird. But the bearer's will enjoy it. Enjoy your sound clearing, so I had this one with a bit of weed. But, so, the go at some, enjoy it. Enjoy your sound clearing. Okay. For half a year married dance, Don't live unto the birth and tree, Don't live unto your underpants.

Live unto the dove, Live unto the dove, And they interned, I'll live her to ye, my friend, my friend, my friend. For tone clearing with the Tritering star, me, Richard Herring, and Wolfie the Dog, that was about it, the minute this time, and the music was by Mike Coffre, the voice of the Patones was Mike Ophéhyn, and very alone. Liffin' to the stone's my friend and they faltering,

You married us, don't live unto the birth and truth, Don't live unto your underhound, Live unto the foes, Liffen to the foes, And they intern for livin' To ye my friend, my fine friend. Thank you.