Stone Clearing With Richard Herring - Chapter 154

Episode Date: November 29, 2023

Chapter 154 - Moff. It's lunchtime on 29th November 2023 and it's a bit of a tired clear as Richard has just been for a run. Still nothing in this podcast happens by accident and there's a leffon here for you all. So make sure you listen to it all!

Alright Wolfy Pooce, let's get ready to rumble. Let's get ready to rumble. Get ready, get ready everybody rumble. Hello my fine friends, welcome, come here Wolfs. Sit. Hello, welcome to chapter 154. I'm standing at a vet, Richard Harry. Welcome to my French listeners. We just sweet-played yesterday. It's, oh, I've accidentally got my keys caught on a tree there. It's, oh, I've accidentally got my keys caught on a tree there.

It's 132 on the 29th of November. Oh, winter 23. Another daily pod. I'm getting bored of them. I'm going out and you'll think of fast enough to a day, some days, aren't I? That's how much I'm loving this. It's a custom cold. Which I will see. Just stop being a dick.

Just stop being a dick. About the road you've once done moving the bins around a little bit. Both of the counter-road. Put those there for now. Look at what you're doing, just wait here. It's an afternoon. So yeah, I'm going to leave something up. And usually the morning, sometimes night time of course, sometimes I'm going to leave

two a day, come in the afternoon obviously, not really yet. So, yeah, it must be border of the sound of my voice by now. I think that will be true even if I wasn't doing it every day. So heading up to Dance Passage now, Wolfie very keen to get out there. She must have smelled some good stones today. She's having a sniff at some leaves now. I'm pumpkin outside the house by tuck its passage across as usual. There will be around, looks good at Halloween especially, so nice to have that out there for fans of pumpkins. Yeah don't get me talking about pumpkins that's not this podcast. Wolfies have thrown away on some leaves and a bit tired of just been

for a six kilometer run. When you should be doing this dog walk but the daughter of our dog walk who does the afternoon dog walk has got COVID so I'm taking the day off. I'm not working on a sniffing and a bit of material, well I wonder what that's about. Oh, bit tidal stoppuli I've done a long walk, that walk too once already, been for a run, I'm only human beings with a human's knees. All right, did twist my ankle actually on the run, I've got a bit of a weak left ankle. It's difficult things often so I'm sure I get put down for less than that in the olden days shot to the head. It's the kind of thing to do really. Back in the early 90s I was getting in a car drunk one night, Stuart Lee was behind me, I got my foot caught in the,

I was getting into the back and I left at the seat and I got my foot caught in the seat and Stuart Lee just pushed me, Tristamank all right around, of course didn't go to the doctor's or in the hospital, just waited for it to get better, it was swirled up. They've been the same since and I nearly went over on it. It all flopped underneath me in sideways, but so far so good. But when I go, that might be how I go when I want to notice. It's true at least, folks.

So I've managed my death. We're just to have something a little bit, because that's fine to. So for the alpha normal, the Ken that's there, but there are a few bits and pieces there. He might have put a brick here actually, called tile, orange tile, we'll get rid of that. It's in our remit just about little chirping bird, or frog baby in the tree, probably a bird. or frog baby in the tree probably a bird. Wolfies, free and easy, there's a lot of cute, clear, a lot of stones there. Come on, stop eating the grass.

We're going to do a short walk today just because I'm going to do another walk later. In the dark, I might have to do another stone to you then. Maybe we'll go to three a day. And yeah, well look, you know, we don't want to go too far too soon with the lessons, obviously. We've still got 40 or so podcasts to go towards the end of the year. That should take us, I guess, before we go into the really advanced level stuff. But there's always things to learn. Whatever level you're at, if you're still feeling well, I don't feel

I'm intermediate, go back, listen to the first 100uspic, I'd say listen again maybe this time you're fucking listen properly and learn, the teardrop shaped, I don't know quite teardrop both ends, I would just call that, it's like a teardrop and then that nut that, you know, symmetric called teardrop, and then I'll see you call it. It's almost like a diamond but round it. But it's made it so. I've thrown it away now, can't you? Can't see it. And put the big coat on. It was my hands got very cold on the run. Didn't put gloves on, of course, because need those digits free as possible till it gets really cold. But I feel a bit hot in the afternoon sun now. It's beating down on me,

the north face, except or face of trumpism. You should listen what Donald Trump has to say. It's a lot of, you know, it's a lot of detractors but there's a lot of sense what you're saying that's what no North Face have asked me to say it's not my opinion. Playing me upwards of hundreds of pence, the privilege of wearing this jacket that I paid for. Oh, yeah, feeling a little bit stiff in the old leg area. But it is important to stay fit. There are no rules to stun crew, and that's actually rule one. I've mentioned that before. Rule two, do stay as physically fit as you are able in order for you to carry out your duties

to perform to the utmost of your abilities. Most 56-year-old men would not be alive enough to do what I'm doing out here, walk around the field for 20 minutes and pick stones up, their back will be hurting, they'd rather be sitting in front of the telly with a beer on the go. They'd rather be sitting in front of the telly with a beer and the go. I am ultra fit and no alcohol is passed my lips for any three years. I just had a split pea curry, tomato, split peas. It was nice man. Some seeds on the top fuck. You've got to stay at the peaky again guys,

so that would be my lesson. If you go back on the first 100 episodes, sure, do like, have a drink, have a kick out. But if you're going to be joining me in certainly in 40 episodes of time, cut out the pork pies mate. 40 episodes time. Cut out the pork pie's meat. And get on the legumes. A couple of stones there, one with like a flying source of shape.

Very small, but thin. Together, they stick together because of mud and they look like one stone, but they're not the two stones and Wolf is excited jumping up once to have a little she hopes I'm just hoping I'll throw her a stone No chance no fucking chance down that with you. I know you're like part of the stone stasie And there goes onto the can in the corner of the field Not quite in the corner of course and we're heading up a hill just where my my calf muscles need at this moment.

I've run six K twice this week so you know bear that in mind. Didn't get to part run this week so I had it around the Sunday and I run today, Wednesday. I've gone the old Rome machine tomorrow, I'm just super fit. Oh, if he's picked something up what she got, did she get my stone anyway in the end? Maybe she did. She is a quizzling. Doesn't mean she'd be good on pointless. What have you done?

I don't know if she's going to give me just a bit of grass. Doesn't mean she'd be good on pointless. What have you done? I don't know if she's going to give you just bit of grass. Ah bloody hell! Just literally got headbutted bending down. Don't have you had the clunk there. We'll be just bounded through her head hit my head and she seems okay. She picked up another stone. Stop picking up my stone, drop it. We're taking the stones off your lunar, take not bringing them back on again Definitely cleared this one. I've got to throw this somewhere where the sun don't shine. It's gone right it just thinks it's a game and it's not a game it's a deadly lifestyle. Nice around ballstone hill throw that we've

pulled. Obviously they've got it into the trees. We'll be still trying to pick up that other stone. I. She's got it. I might have to have a put down obviously if this continues. She is my cover, she is not my lover. Anyone who says she is is lying by the way. Just have to be affectionate with her to keep up the charade. Just the regular dog walker, just walking my dog. That's what, that's what I say. I feel like there was something I was, to work on, wasn't there a couple of what it was. I do so many of these that what happened last time,

just even though it was only yesterday sometimes the same day. It's just fades from my memory. One day I'll listen back. That's going to be a cold fucking day in hell when that happens. I can tell you. Tell you that, my fine friends. Alright, come on more for you.

I've got it back on the lead because she's a lure into herself we're at the care and opposite the bank can got nothing upon it though a lot of crops here a lot of moss moss is the enemy of the stone clearer as I've heard that said, one of our many wise pronouncements, Moth is not, Moth excellent, but the point from the McKayne's oven chips had that says, you know we do in a pooing, that a wee on the whatever this is, I see some kind of cabbage thing to me that's a wolfies weed on one of them if you get a cabbage.

No, it's not cabbage. Just be careful when you buy stuff from the supermarket that a dog hasn't weed on it before you eat it. It's another piece of advice not really stone clearing advice, but if you want to stay healthy, don't drink dog wheat, that's a lesson I've learned my experience. I have to tell you, it looks delicious, so yellow like beautiful lemonade, it tastes though, takes some getting used to. What's used to it's fine, but it's the health implications.

I'm not good. This dog eats at dish water, eats any fucking vermin it can get us an out from. You do not want to be drinking this piss. That's not even a rule, that's just a piece of advice. Don't drink a dog's piss. However delicious it might look, however enduro you are to the brackish taste. You learn things on this podcast and that's why I keep giving. Nothing in return for doing this, it's just the pleasure of helping out fellow stone clears and dog walkers and dog bestrinkers Some days you're gonna be tired that's what the lesson today is You might think which why have you done a why have you done the stone clear right after back of a long run? Hey crazy no, I'm teaching you a lesson obviously.

I don't just throw this shit together. I don't just make this up as I go along. Say the first thing that comes into my fucking stupid dome. I plan everything carefully down to the last minute. And the lesson today is think carefully about how expend your energy. Yeah, sure. You've got to stay fit that's one of the rules of stone clearing but equally you must not be so tied from staying fit that you can't clear stones yeah it's the eternal dilemma it seems there's no way of squaring those two circles but yeah you can if you just draw like some lines around

the circles that have straight rod and it's curvy or just take the circles apart and then pull them into a square so I do and then just make one fucking big square out of two circles bang done. Quaring ye purple, I'm not sure if it's a circle, I'm going to be the rest as I get here. Right, feeling good though you're at horse, I've got two stones I picked up on the way across the field. This used to be a feckin' area of beauty, it's been mined, mainly by me as we said. Quite a lot, and a lot of those stones are lying here on the main can. For all today I've got it a little splinter and a small medium, I would say. Still, every feckin' counts.

That second, in that case not second you know just did say fucking really fucking and only we have crops on the ground we have leaves on the ground doubling the camouflage for the stones they want to be found, but they hide again. Another dichotomy, another apparent contradiction. He who most wants to be found, will hide the hardest. That's an old saying. Not true in many circumstances, it has to be said. But it is truly stoned today. Wolf, her interest prick by something is heading out into the field but she is restricted

now. It comes with a big poo. It's going to be a big poo. I'm looking right at her. She's trying to pretend I'm not looking right at her. It's far enough out in the stotion though. I don't have to worry about it. I'm not going to have a look just to see what kind of proof it is. See if there's any stones out there.

So, it's invading the... I can't see it. Well, so what do you do? There it is. You end up to not entirely solid, but, say, not diarrhea. Could be picked up. Could be squidgy. There's no need.

It's on the field, no one will be walking out here, it's against the water, that's all. So if anyone does, he walks into that BB trap, then I'd helped out. And while I've been here, I've found the biggest stone of the day, it's probably the size of kind of ninja star, very similar shape as well, bit fatter than your average ninja star. Triangular with a little bump in the middle, one of the triangle pointers been shorn. But this one's going into the ditch to stop Brexit. This is the ditch that will stop the Rwanda exports of human beings, it's done pretty well with that, but

it's seen off five prime ministers this ditch when it's the off another. Of course it will. It speaks truth to power and it speaks power to truth as well and it powers truth to speaking. Here we go into the ditch and stop Brexit. It's there. It's a lovely big offering for that and usually they get small pickings and slim pickings that's a fat picking and a big picking it's literally been picked as well that's why I like that idea come on moose just checking those behind me listening to this because uh if anyone were to hear what I say out here they would think I was insane but luckily

I just speak and disappear into the ether there's no way anyone will ever find out what's gone on especially if this isn't recording seems to still be recording 18 beautiful minutes wolves 19 nearly an absolute gold. I don't know how I keep doing it. Just looking for an alpha enomer gets stolen now but it's difficult to find anything out here. There's a weed. There's a stank. Thank you. So the little one, the alpha enomer of the gods would prefer to win one of them is this small. That's a bit more like it. That'll do.

It's a bit covered in dirt. But you know the rain duff washed the dirt away. Once it has flattened alpha-nomical again still. Despite all these things we, it's not really getting the height to it after being stomped down by some unknown force. Right, we're off. Come on, we'll set us go on. We'll take a look at the old emails. Scaffold, the, the scaffold band.

I've emailed in. Hi, we're the scaffold. You may remember, it's from the 60s. So I think one of the former clark of his brothers in the band and the brachantiss was might be wrong. I think we did nearly the pink out shit. Or just jad my back. I think I'm okay. Just went on this, you know, you're getting old and you can twist your ankle just went on a bit of uneven ground, got a real sheet and paint on my back there and my back's been good done. Anyway, so that's me talking then, it's the scaffold.

Oh, we're the scaffold, oh, we're going to be the pink, and then the elephant and so on. It's funny, and then the other day I've come up in the snickle a nice, weird Christmas. We'd just like to say if you ever need a live band to play in the social world, you start playing with a very, very up-to-do, and you're still a lot of live. We asked a lot of life, we are still a lot of life, and we have a lot of time to get, we will just paint the background and then all we ask is it's in the blurb, we put a scaffold available for life weeks and we can work from there, we'll do, we'll ask Michael, ask Paul and Pantney, we can do some

of this songs. This doesn't seem to be like Ratsdonkering at all, it seems to be a, to mean off from scaffold, the scaffold, looking for work, which you know, I admired the, I admired the hustle. Please keep your own meter. It's down base questions and that of course includes girls. All those 20 old girls email me in please stop sending the news. And how many times I have to say that? Herring 967, a Gmail.com, that's where you must not send those new pictures. If you're a woman about 25, don't do it. It's in the program, but it's a business that can't take a marriage. Come on. I don't want to look at nude women. It's the last thing on my mind.

I don't want to look at nude women. So the last thing I want to mind, stones, nude stones, that's what I like. Anyway, we're back home, and we better end it there. 22 minutes and 33 seconds of less from me, and all the stones, enjoy your stone clearing. We'll see you next time, tomorrow, maybe later today. Goodbye.

tomorrow maybe like to today. Goodbye.