Stop Podcasting Yourself - Episode 857 - Kelli Ogmundson

Episode Date: August 20, 2024

Actress Kelli Ogmundson returns to talk Glee, Olivia Rodrigo, out-scaring yourself.

Hi, he's Dave Schumke. And he's Graham Clark. And together we host Stop Podcasting Yourself. Woo! Hello everybody and welcome to episode number 857 of Stop Podcasting Yourself. My name's Graham Clark. With me as always is a man who we know that he loves the summer, we know that he used to hate it, now loves it, but man oh man, he's looking forward to the fall.

Mr. Dave Schumke. This is like a fall date. You have no right to talk to me this way. You don't know how I feel about any of these things. Yeah, I used to hate the summer. I wouldn't say I love it now. Okay. I don't know if I'm looking forward to the fall.

I want this summer to- You want it over? I guess so, yeah. Like, what's so on? But we talked about that last week. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's true. But yeah, I guess I'm looking forward to the fall.

Do you, uh- Do I have a bunch of corduroys under my bed that I'm gonna take out? Yeah. What's, yeah, do you have them all packed away in cases and bags, vacuum sealed bags? Yeah, they're not vacuum sealed, but sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I do that with summer clothes. Fall clothes stay out year round, summer clothes get put away. We have a bed that lifts up. Yeah, me too. And that's all, they're all under there. I've got a lot of junk under there. I've never been near a place.

So your bed, you have a bed frame. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not a two, not a box spring. I always had a box spring in bed. Just a fancy lift not a box spring. And I always had a box spring in bed. Just a fancy lift up bed mattress. Tell me about the, what's the lift up bed made out of? Metal, I guess. Okay. Yeah, I think.

Or maybe a wood metal frame with wood underneath the. So your frame is a metal. There's metal all around the bed? No, it's wood around the bed, but I think when you lift it up, it's metal. It's a wood bed. So, cause my bed, like, I had, I did so much research when wood around the bed, but I think when you lift it up, it's real. Oh, okay. It's a wood bed. So, because my bed, like, I did so much research when we bought our bed because I was like,

I do not want to hit my shin on a hard thing. So, we have a padded bed. Padded bed. Okay, good. Our guest today, very funny comedian, actor, writer. There's nothing to say about a padded bed. It's Kelly Ogbenson. Kelly? Hi. Very funny comedian, actor, writer. You have nothing to say about a bed, you have nothing to say about a bed. It's Kelly Ogbenson. Kelly. Hi. Yeah?

Tell us about your bed. You know what? It's a nice frame that I got from my parents. Because they finally, after 30 something years of marriage, upgraded to a queen size bed. What? They were a double? They were a double couple forever. And then they were like, you know what? It's time. And I sleep in a double? They were a double couple forever and then they were like, you know It's time and I sleep in a double now, but I've got their nice old frame. That's nice. Teak wood

Ooh, teak. I will say it's probably imitation teak wood. And They've probably had it a long time. So maybe it is from the area you could buy it. It might be an antique teak. Yeah. Antique? Yeah, no, I don't know. Save it for a rainy day, you know, if you have to pawn it or whatever. Exactly. Wait, what's the deal with teak? You're not allowed teak? What? Oh, let's get to know us, everybody.

Get to know us. Is there a band, Wood, that we're not allowed to buy? Is it teak? Is there a band wood that we're not allowed to buy? It's probably one of the ones from like, you know, has like pine beetles in it or something. There's probably or like elephant tusk. Yeah, yeah, that's right. I agree. I remember one time, I think I probably told this story, my parents were getting a new bed,

because your parents got a new bed too, so I get to tell a story about mine. Oh, he is okay. And we were somewhere, we were like outside. We were just in a parking lot when we knew some of the people around us. Anyway, my sister's friend was there. This sounds like a dream.

Yeah, it does sound like a lot of disconnected thoughts. And my mom was like, oh yeah, we're getting a new bed, our old one, our new mattress. We've had our mattress since 1969. We were like 45 years at that point. Oh my God, what it must look like. And my sister's, my sister's friend was there and she was like, what, you're supposed to get a new bed every five years. And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa,

I think you're both wrong. Yeah, five years? Yeah, I'm past that. I'm past that, I think, yeah. Yeah, me too. Kelly. Yeah. Again, I got to see you the other night. So this is two- Yes, two times a week.

Yeah, in a week. This feels good. This feels right. It's very fun. It's very fun. We talked about the Simpsons. Yes, we talked about the Simpsons. Where did you guys see each other? At the Energy Slime album release.

Oh, cool. Party show. Past guest Erin Reed played the drums for it. Oh. Yeah. Past guest Jessica Delisle did some singing. She did. Yes.

She sang their monster hit, Bongo Dance, at the end. Bongo Dance. I never thought I'd did some singing. She did. Yes. She sang their monster hit bongo dance at the end. Bongo dance. I never thought I'd see it live. Me neither. But I was like, if there's gonna be any encore song. It's gonna be bongo. Make a bongo dance. Yeah.

Yeah. And especially. Encore, bongore, bongore. Bongore. Bongore. Bongore. Bongore. You're an actor.

Sure. You sure. I'm not making this up. You are an actor. Yeah, sure. I saw you once in the play Kinky Boots. Oh, yeah. You were amazing in it. Thank you. Thanks. Even if I didn't know you,

I was like, there's something about that gal. Thanks. I love doing that show. The night we were there was the night that the heckler engaged with. What was the lead? Lola. Yeah. Yeah. Like she was in the middle of a monologue. We've heard this before, but yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She just she was just like.

That was fucking beautiful. Oh, so loud. Nice heckler? Nice heckler, but wasted heckler? Wasted, and then anytime anybody would do anything, they'd be like, brrrrrow! And like, ayayay!

There was some ayayay. There was some ayayay. And, uh, uh, yeah, I'm like, at this point, I'm like, did I tell this story already? And I'm sorry, but. Yeah, we did. We definitely did. But Graham, it's not your fault.

Graham brought it up. Yeah, but it's, uh, I'm just. Graham, please. We definitely did. But Graham, it's not your fault. Graham brought it up. Yeah but it's uh, I'm just- Graham please. Sorry you guys. But I famously said my uh, my overheard twice so. Oh yeah that's right. Um I uh, speaking of musicals, have you guys seen what's coming to Crave? Uh, no let me guess. Okay. Is it a movie or a TV show? It's a stage musical. Stage musical. Coming to Crave. Coming to Crave.

I'm gonna say Hamilton. I'm gonna say Mame. It is a new musical. Okay. Canadian musical. Takes place in a Tim Hortons. No. Is it really? Yeah, it's called The Last Timons. No. Is it really?

Yeah, it's called The Last Timbit. No. Oh, God. And I didn't get an audition? It is a... You'll be the second to last Timbit. That's what you're auditioning for. The sequel, the squeak-wool. It's some kind of publicity stunt,

but it ran for like a week in Toronto and now it's going to be, it looks like Come From Away by Lena Tim Hortons. Oh my god, and I love Come From Away. Oh sure, we all do. It's so good. I don't really. Yeah, it's okay. I've never seen it.

I saw it and yeah, pretty good seats in Toronto and it was, oh my god, it was so good. And when they lost the Tonys to Dear Evan Hansen. Boy, oh boy. Big mistake. Big mistake, huge. That move, thank you. Boy, oh boy, that Dear Evan Hansen movie. I never saw it, but.

Oh, you have to, because he's clearly in his mid-30s and he's playing a high school student. Yeah, and well, you know what, so am I. But you've got youth on your side. He does not. It's some role that you're like, it's not like, oh, he's the only who could have pulled this off. Yeah.

It's like another actor could have. But it belongs to him. It's also, I totally didn't know what it was about. I thought it was about something completely different. Yeah. And when I watched it, I thought it was about a young man exploring his sexuality. That's what I thought. I for some reason thought it was gonna be about an illness.

Oh yeah, I mean he's got a cast. Oh yeah. You know, bone illness. Just got a case of the bones. You know when your bone breaks or your bone's sick. Yeah, localized to the arm. It might spread. But it's about like, he steals an identity or something? It's like, uh...

You know I've never seen it, so... Really? Yeah. Do you know what it's about? I do, he like... Oh, you've never seen it? Come from away, it's so much better. Listen, I just, I wanted something for Canada. Yeah, yeah, fair enough. That's nice.

And I like the show. Well, there's gonna be a chance this year. Yeah. A chance for Tony. You're good things. It'll make its way to Broadway at this point. Yeah. Yeah. Why? Because Broadway's all bilged at this point. I just, no, no, because why not? Yeah, that's true. Why not? Sometimes you just have to ask yourself, why not? Why not? Yeah, I did see some shows on Broadway last summer, which was really fun. I took a little trip to New York.

Was it? Dun, dun, dun, dun, right guys? Yeah, yeah, start spreading the news. Were these theaters air conditioned? Yeah. Nice. Mm-hmm, they're fully air conditioned-conditioned. Whoa. Yeah, really What's the other option of not a little bit breeze? A fan by the door

That's what I do in my living room is I like open up the balcony door and I put a fan on That's the way I think it's okay. Yeah, unless it's a really hot day. Then you gotta close it all up. Yeah What did you see in New York? I saw a bunch of shows. I saw Book of Mormon, Moulin Rouge, a show called Shocked about corn. Oh, okay. I saw Little Shop of Horrors.

I saw Sweeney Todd. I was supposed to see it with Josh Groban. You were gonna go with Josh Groban? Yeah. Fuck, that's great. But he had to work. But he had to work on the show. But he got COVID, so what I saw as understudy,

who was excellent. And then I saw a show called Titanic, which was so good. It's like a retelling of the movie Titanic as told by, as like narrated by Celine Dion impersonator. Oh, okay. And the woman who played it was so good and it's all Celine Dion music. This is a Broadway show or is that an off-Broadway? It's off-Broadway. It's a sneaky little off-Broadway but it's really, really good.

That's awesome. Yeah. Yeah, it's a- You know what? We've been looking for a Broadway correspondent. I'll be your Broadway correspondent. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go.

We're not sure why that's funny. Because it's like a monster voice. Let me go. I'll go. I'll go. OK. I'll go. This evening, if I'm not mistaken, you're going to see Cats?

I'm seeing Cats tomorrow night. Tomorrow night. Tomorrow night. Here. Here. It's happening at the Theater Under the Stars. Oh, yeah, Tuts. Yeah, old Tuts.

And very excited to see it. I have never seen a live production of Cats. Neither have I. Just the movie. Yeah. Twice. Yeah. Did you see it twice? Yes. Oh man, that's the best. I chose it as a movie for my family to go to on Boxing Day, and I've had my choice of movies revoked. I am no longer allowed to propose any films or to film.

Who's your favorite of the cats? Oh, great question. Thank you. And it ties into the movie. So like Mr. Mostafelis. Okay. I love Mr. Mostafelis. Magical Mr. Mostafelis?

Yeah, the magical Mr. Mostafelis. Never was there ever a clever like Mostafelis? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay. And his whole thing is like he does his conjuring turns which can conjure things up it can bring you know it's his magical turns yeah and you know what he doesn't do in the damn movie his conjuring turns wow he like I think he waves his wand but that's not 25 like what a turns in a row

and that is what I was like most I said to you I was like there's something that really pissed me off I'm gonna bring it to the pod and it was that fact who played Mr. Ophelies magical Mr. Mr. Ophelies it wasn't I actually have no idea okay it wasn't a famous person I think he was a Broadway guy. He was excellent. He was really good. Someone just lost their post as Broadway card as well. Oh no! That was wild. It was a short Broadway card. I'll go. Yeah, but that, I mean, what a star-studded movie.

I saw it as well. Yeah, in the theater? Yeah. And I think it was a once in a lifetime movie. Yeah, I saw it twice in the theater. Did you ever see the movie The Wiz? Yes, yeah, also kind of freaky. It's freaky, but I remember seeing it as a kid and it freaking me out and then seeing it grown up, really liked it. Oh yeah. It was fun, but it was scary, right?

It was in subway tunnels and dirty New York kind of stream. Yeah. Yeah. And who's the whiz in it? Michael Jackson. No, he's the scarecrow. He's the scarecrow, yeah. Diana Ross? She's Dorothy.

She's Dorothy. And who's the dog? I don't know. I don't know. Franklin, Franklin the dog. Franklin the dog. Trudy the cat. I do like when they put a dog or cat

in the credits of a movie. I do too. Oh, we all know the great London. Oh, who's London? Who's London? Oh, Lil' As Hopo. Lil' As Hopo. Oh, of course.

Yeah, two seconds. Yeah. Title character. I was watching the Lil' As Hopo with my dad the other day. Interesting. I'll tell you how, on his phone sitting at the kitchen table. That's the way you want to view it. Yeah, he was just like, you got to see this, and pulled it out how, on his phone sitting at the kitchen table. That's the way you want to view it. Yeah, he was just like, you gotta see this, and pulled out a full episode on his phone.

We're just sitting there looking at an iPhone SE because we like small phones in my family. Sure, small bed, small phone. Small bed, small phones. We're small people. And we're just watching it and he's like, you'll never guess who this is. And it's a young Mike Myers. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Comes through playing like a, just a teenage doofus thrown a frisbee. Yeah. So cute. I think it was on an episode of the King of Kensington as well. It was also on some weird kids show that was set in like a cabin or something like that. And I only know because they used to play it on a loop in the CBC atrium. Oh.

And- We had MacPyres here once. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So he's our guy. The last episode I saw of Lil' Sobo, just whenever I was in a hotel, you know that I just cruise around TV channels, right? Yeah.

And the episode was about a comedian who had his own talk show. But you never saw the talk show. It was always when he'd be like, leaving the stage. Oh, sure. Like, he's like, we're not going to build a talk show set for this. Yeah. We've got a little budget to work with here.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's funny you and your dad watching something together on your phone. Yeah. Just sitting, and he's like smiling. He's like, you're never going to believe who this is going to be. He's like, do you know who that is? I was like, Mike Myers with his cute little floppy haircut.

Oh, adorable. Pretty cute. I think I love Canadian television where like you watch an old app and you just see everybody. Oh, sure. Yeah. And I love like, I also love, it's not Canadian, but I love Murder She Wrote because, like, you go back, you, you know, you binge 14 seasons. Yeah. I did that with Columbo. Yeah. I love Columbo. And with Murder She Wrote, Jessica Walters played like four different characters. Oh, really? Yeah. They were like, we need some sort of high status dame. And it would be always Jessica

Walters. Yeah. Yeah. You know, who better? Who better? Yeah. The, uh, Columbo would be always Jessica Walters. Yeah. Yeah. You know, who better? Who better? Yeah, the... Colombo would be like already famous. Yeah, already famous. They wouldn't be like a young Mike Myers. But I love that they came up with, it's the same with Law and Order.

They came up with a format and then they just made a thousand of those. But they didn't really like, there's not that many Colombo's cause it was like a movie. It was a show. Check your facts, bud. But like they were like the movie of the week this week is a Colombo. Oh, I see. Okay. Like it wasn't a, should we do some Colombo research? Well, I believe it. But I don't really know either.

I just started, I tried to get into Colombo once as well and I was like, what are these? Oh, they're not quite a show. Okay. Every episode felt like a movie. Like it told a very specific and it all went right with the crime. Yeah. And then you see himself.

We all know what's happening. That was the thing. That was good. The other thing was one more thing. Or he would say, my wife's such a big fan of something. No. His wife isn't, he's not married? Well, we never see this, this supposed wife.

His wife. He drove a very old car that was old in the 70s. So they made one in the 90s and he was still driving that car. And I was like, that car wouldn't run anymore. That car's ancient. Yeah, the one I watched, the guy, like, he kept trying to get out of having to go to shooting practice.

Like gun shooting. Yeah, okay. Oh, you need your gun certificate, Columbo. You're overdue for it. Did he, was he packing, Columbo. You're overdue for it. Did he, was he packing? Columbo? I mean. I mean, you heard about his Columbo's Columbo.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he, he was like, ah, cause I never knew when I was a kid, like the roasts, the old like Dean Martin, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, the old, Peter Falk. He's hot. Yeah. He's hot. Yeah. And he was like,

cause I never knew when I was a kid, like the roasts, the old like Dean Martin roast, but I feel like he was on many, many roasts. Him and Kojak. I was Telly Zavala, I feel over there. Yeah, cause there used to be an infomercial that you could buy all of them, the Dean Martin roast. Have you ever seen a Dean Martin roast?

No. They're like roast battles. Let's pull one out. They're like roast battles. Yeah, but they're so kind. Compared to what is now a Concerto-Rose. I mean, it's just like, you know, talk about how cheap they are.

Oh, yeah. You know? Yeah. Because they used to show them on TV, so it couldn't be like, hey, such a slut. Now they're like, you're a bad father. Have you ever participated in a roast?

No. Me neither. No. I like being nice. Yeah, but the problem is, even if you roast someone else, you're fair game. Once you're there. I'm a little sensitive.

Yeah, me too. I've judged one. I actually think they're very hilarious, but I couldn't, I wouldn't. But I still, there's people and I see them. I remember the joke about them from the roast. Oh, it's like permanently printed. I had like he's a When you were a youth do you go to theater school I did I went to theater school for college What was theater school like?

I'm very curious. Same. Yeah? No. Yeah, it's stressful. Just like weird competition sometimes and just like, you know, you're in a cohort so like you, these people, and I'm, you know,

a lot of them are my lifelong friends. I had breakfast with one this morning. Oh nice. What'd you have? Yeah, I was gonna ask about you. I have a Benny, an eggs benny bar. Oh yum. We have avocado.

Yeah. And hash browns. And a decaf coffee, because I can't handle caffeine anymore. Oh, what happened? Anymore. It just makes me have a panic attack. Oh, yeah.

They gotta slow that down. Yeah, decaf's fine. Yeah, I just like the, I was gonna say tradition of getting up and having a coffee. Oh, the ritual. Ritual is the right word. My daughter is nine and she started drinking tea and so we got her decaf tea. So she- Smart.

So, yeah. Because she wants to be able to like do stuff around the kitchen. That's fun, I wonder, did she see it in the show or something? Or do you guys drink tea? No. Does Bluey drink tea? Yeah, Bluey is drinking so much tea.

She, yeah, I have a lot, but tea of course tastes terrible, so she, it's half sugar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the other reason why there's no caffeine in it. Sugar, milk, just making it kind of a slug. It's pretty, it's pretty beige when it's all sudden. Anyway, back to school, back to the cohorts. Yeah, it was just, you know, you're spending like every day with these people for like, you know, 10 hours a day,

and then you do like shows together. So, you know, there's just so many personalities and whatever. Oh, so now like how loud were the rooms that you were in? Was everybody talking over each other or? Yeah, well, in some ways. Isn't that annoying? And one more thing.

And one more thing. But I also like, I mean, I can get a little bit quiet. I can get a little bit shy. Sure. And I think in a lot of like theater spaces sometimes I just, I'm already like, oh, everybody needs to be allowed to be dispersed into this room. And I have to be like, I'll be over here, I'll be quietly over here. Well, you know what would give you a little more energy?

Caffeine. Some caffeine, but then it's like a panicky energy. That's still good. Which is also fine. Good, but sometimes the play needs that. Yeah. Like, you know, freaking Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross, panicky style.

Yeah. That'd be a good musical if they ever did an adaptation. Yeah, that would be a good musical. And they make everything into a musical these days. They made an American Psycho musical a couple years ago. Yeah, it looked weird. Yeah, it seems weird. Well, you know what's a good musical is?

The Last Timbit. Yeah. And it all comes back. I guess you've got to check this out. I will. And then I'm gonna be like, how did I not get my audition for this? When I was in New York, I went and saw Book of Mormon, and after the show, when everybody was filtering out,

the actor who played Freddy Krueger was there, and I nearly lost my mind. Oh, that's cool. That's really, really cool. Yeah, because it was like, you wouldn't know what he looks like if you didn't know specifically what he looked like. What's his name again?

His name is Robert England. Right. Yes, he was in something else I watched recently. He was in a couple different, was it a horror movie? I can't remember. I feel like he was in a jail cell. Hmm.

I feel like he was in someone's dream. Oh, he was, I dreamed about him. Yeah. Oh, and then he came, and then I died in my dream. Right. And when I died in my dream When when you saw him at the theater, he's a nice play bitch What I'm doing with my hand he's nippity snip snip it's curtains for you bitch You're gonna take your final bow bitch

You're gonna take your final bow, bitch. That movie was inspired by an actual true story of people in a town dying in their sleep. What? Yeah. Otherwise completely healthy people, and several people in the same town all died, and so he was like, hey, what about a movie? Did they ever solve it? No, I don't think so. Wasn't it Dream Guy? Yeah, it was a movie? And did they ever solve it? No, I don't think so. Wasn't it a dream guy?

Yeah, it was a dream guy. It was a different dream guy, but you know. Yeah, Freddy Krueger, Nightmare on Elm Street, the musical, that would be great. Yeah. I saw the Beetlejuice musical. That's really fun. It was really fun.

Yeah. I saw the Groundhog Day one. Okay, oh I saw some company in Canada is doing that. It was good. Yeah. Yeah, but it's not like the traditional, you know? You know, the big stage. Yeah, My Fair Lady.

Yes. Shucked. Shucked. It was so cute though. What was it? It was about corn, Greg. It's about a town and it's corn and then the corn starts going bad.

And it's like a love story. I think that happened in Interstellar. Corn went bad? Yeah. Oh shit. And they had to go around the universe and try to fix it. They had to find other corn planets.

Planets ripe for corn. Yeah, it was cute. Alex Newell, who was on Glee, played a part in it and they were very good. Yeah. Yeah, kind of a standout. And then I think won the Tony, so. Okay. Yeah.

Now, glad you brought up Glee because we saw each other at this album release party, had a drink after, and you were talking about how much you loved Glee and how important it was to you. No. Yeah, okay. I don't know if I still have my Glee hat. One year Graham and I did Bumbershoot. We did this podcast at Bumbershoot and they were handing out, it was the year Glee was

premiering. 2009. And they were handing out Glee merch. I got this Glee hat, but I don't know if I still have it. Yeah. You could sell that on eBay. Probably. Glee hat, but I don't know if I still have it. Yeah, you could sell that on eBay. Probably. Glee bag. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, it came out when I was in high school and I like... Yeah, same. Yeah. And I was on the improv team and we were like, they're just like us. This can-do little team from Ohio, this Glee club, is just like us, this little can-do team from New Westminster. And we'd all be like, oh, Amber is a Rachel Berry, you know,

Josh is just like Finn. And then they dated and it was like, oh my God, it's like Glee. Yeah, they were like, Kelly, you're Kurt, which is the gay kid. And they're like, it's because you're so fashionable. Nice. Well, there you go. I wasn't, but I did like a velvet pant at the time. You were saying you're not fashionable, you wore velvet pants? I think I made a lot of like brave choices in high school when it came to clothes.

Oh yeah? Yeah. Which I don't make any games. What was your look? Do you have like all vintage or? Well, once I discovered Zooey Deschanel, I really... We're talking glee. We're talking Zoe Deschanel. She's responsible for discovering Zoe Deschanel.

What I did, I discovered her. Yeah, I was into finding little vintage clothes. What period did you discover her in? Um, 500 days of summer. It must have been, and then I was like a big fan of she and him and then... The new girl. Yeah. I like learned to play guitar, so I learned how to play some of their songs and I put them on YouTube, but they're gone.

You can't find them. Oh, damn. Oh, no, actually we found them. No. You're on my tiny iPhone. You can't. I had one, oh it's so embarrassing, where I like, my friend and I posted a video of us singing and playing guitar and I said, my caption was, ignore my bangs, I got them trimmed after this.

They're so long. And then somebody commented, I actually liked your bangs. It's a pity you got them trimmed. Shit! It's a pity. Did you ever find out who it was? Was it a boy from school? Might have been your bags. It's a pity you got them trimmed. Shit! It's a pity. Did you ever find out who it was? Was it a boy from school? Might have been your dad. Yeah, I was like, pity you got them trimmed. I don't know, I never did. It was just a YouTube commenter.

And is that why you have bangs to this day? To this day. Maybe you were somebody who was admiring you from afar, you know? You were their crush. That would be crazy. Why? You're crushable. Uh, I, uh, but I was like, yeah, I don't know.

But, uh, yeah. Bleh. Take back the crush thing. Crush revoked. I don't know how to take that. Come on, woman. Dave, what's going on with you? Oh, okay. Sorry. I thought we were going to go deep on Glee. Oh, sure.

Well, here's the news. I think it was you that said there's some songs that you only know the Glee version of. That was you, right? Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay.

Yes, because the Canadian synchronized swimming or what is it called now? I think it's still synchronized swimming. I think it's artistic swimming. I think all to swimming is pretty artistic Their team they did their routine to the glee version of bust the windows out your car For their regular version, and that's what I said. I was like, I only know the glee version Yeah, I know it either but today after this Going gonna find that video of you. I'm going to see that little little hobo video. You're going to watch all of Glee.

You're going to watch all of Glee. Learn all and then listen to all the regular versions of the songs. I think I watched a couple episodes of Glee before I was like, this is not, this is not the show for me. But the pilot is really good. Didn't watch the pilot. What was so good about the pilot? It's just a very well-written pilot. It sets you up for the whole season. It's really funny. And what's her face? Jane Lynch made that great meme.

I'm gonna make a blank that is so blank. Yes, yes. She's so great. And like, yeah, it's just a very perfect episode like first episode of television Okay, I'm learning in my class. Yeah, yeah with the one of the best ones ever. So I was mad man I really set the tone for the whole series and it was like at the there was a twist at the end We're like, oh my oh my god. Did you guys see lost? I just started watching loss like two weeks ago This was my this is juicy pilot. Yeah Did you guys see Lost? I just started watching Lost like two weeks ago.

This was my, this is juicy pilot. Yeah. Juicy pilot. Yeah. I don't think I ever saw an episode of Lost. I don't know why. Well, just watch the pilot, it's juicy. Yeah, it's exciting and it makes you wanna watch it all.

Is it three seasons? Six. Six seasons, wow. Three seasons is roughly when it stopped making sense. But Abby used to watch Glee and she would skip the music. She just kind of wanted to know what happened and it would so she would be done in like 15 minutes. Like they're gonna go to regionals.

I don't need to see the football team doing the single ladies dance. Oh my God. There was a pilot for the show, oh God, is it called Jailbreak? Yeah. And the pilot is great. And the first season is fine, but then the second season they were like,

oh, we only had a conceit for a season that he like goes into. Because it was like a summer, it was supposed to be a mini series. Yeah. And it was so cool. Because his brother was in prison and he committed a crime so he could be sent to prison to get him out.

And he had a blueprint of the prison tattooed on his back. Oh, wait, this sounds familiar. What year did this come out? Sort of roughly between Glee and Lost. It was. Yeah, I think I heard about this. I remember seeing commercials for it because he takes his shirt off and you see the map on his back.

Wentworth Miller. Yeah, Wentworth Miller. But it's also a very- Prison break. Yeah, prison break. Yeah, what do we call it? Jailbreak. Jailbreak.

Oh, you're right, prison break. Yeah. But it misunderstands that you don't always get put in the jail where you live. He could have gotten jail and they were like, you're going to Kentucky. And he's like, oh, fuck. I got to commit the exact same crime as my brother because I have the exact same haircut. That's right. But then season two came along and they were like, uh, maybe he goes back

Because it's a prison industrial complex words or saying it's making a statement. Yeah, or he forgot his keys Use the find my phone feature and it was in prison That phone had all my videos on it. Everyone in jail is gonna know about it. That's stupid stuff. I'm singing she and him songs. So embarrassing. I'm gonna comment on my bangs. My bangs are all over the map. They're all over the place.

Yeah, that, well yeah, it's a great pilot. Yeah. And if it was just a movie, that would have been great. Yeah. Yeah, half an hour of filler and then you've got yourself a film about it. But yeah, I guess some people are in executive positions that are like, no, no, we can make this into something.

We'll figure it out. Oh, for sure. Yeah, and it was very popular. Yeah. Yeah. But like Walking Dead, I remember that, like the source material, they kind of ran past it, and I was like, that just seemed rudderless.

Like it was just- And the goal was to never end it. Oh yeah? Was it? I think at a certain point, someone admitted like, we're gonna keep this going. Is it still on? I don't know.

Variations of it are. Yeah. Right, there's, yeah. So like. Fear the walking bed. The walking bed. Oh no! Back to bed! I mean, I feel so comfortable.

Yeah. But like, if it like, my bed that opens up. Oh shit! It's like a giant alligator mound. That's your nightmare on Elstree. Oh. Dave, what's going on with you, man? Well, this past Friday.

Oh, yeah. I attended an event with my family. Oh, my God. I think I know what this is. Family first. Yeah. We're going to focus on the family. Uh, the... Anyway, we went to see the singer, songwriter, Olivia Rodrigo. Oh, cool.

It's pretty cool. That's fun. This was, uh, I got these tickets last September when they went on sale. When I was a kid, tickets did not go on sale 11 months before I got to school. And there was also like, there was people would line up physically like to get tickets, which I think sounds still pretty cool. I'd rather do that than sit at a computer just like... And hope you get a, what is it, like you have to get like a code now. Yeah, you have to hope you get a code. You have to sign up for Avion rewards

so you can get another chance to get a code. Oh my God. That was for Taylor Swift. We did not get Taylor Swift. I didn't get a Taylor Swift code either. But I lined up at the box office and they were like, this is how it works. They gave you the literal, so this is a Wendy's.

They were so happy they could say it. That's gotta probably be the best part of working at Wendy's. We're getting Wendy's? I would say it's the ultimate good part. Well, and all the square burgers you can eat. You walk over the big square tummy. So we went there and it was the like, my children were like, we're taking the day off.

We're focusing on this concert tonight. So yeah, they were like, okay, what time are we gonna leave? Oh, we'll probably leave at like 6.30. Okay, well, don't bother me after 3.30. You should get ready. And it was great. It was the screamiest concert I've ever been to. It was, the opening act had canceled.

Right. And so we got an email saying, the show is now starting at 8.30 with no opening act, or starting at eight with no opening act. And then we went to like setlist.fm and checked all the other shows and none of them started at eight o'clock. They all started at 8.30,

but we still got there at 7.30 just to be safe. Sure. Yeah. What else were you gonna do? Just hang around here creating more tension about the show? Exactly. Who was supposed to open? Pink Pantherous.

I don't know. Me neither. Okay. That makes all three of us. And yeah, it was great too. My children were very excited. Yeah. I don't think they didn't have the stamina

to be excited the whole two hours. Yeah. And it was intense. And they were just about the youngest kids there. I was like, you hear about people taking their kids to Taylor Swift concerts, but it's too loud. It's too much. Yeah.

And I was like, just in case, we have some of those noise, not noise canceling headphones, but the like- The big earmuffs? Yeah. Reducers? Yeah, and I was like, I'll bring those just in case. And half an hour in, it was like, good thing we brought those. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's any concert I go to now, I wear earplugs. Oh yeah. I cannot handle ringing ears for days and days. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What was the last concert you went to? I think it was a Phoebe Bridgers concert.

Ah, yes. I haven't been to a lot of concerts, but I really wanna go to Bruce Springsteen. Yes. Who's coming in November, which is right before my birthday. Well Dave and I have a surprise for you. What?

Okay, close your eyes. Okay. Hey little boy. Hey little boy. It's me, The Boss. I'm The Boss. People call me The Boss ever since I've been the bra. And there were, I think it was a lot of people's first concert, which is very cute. Yeah.

And a lot of people's first merch, right? Yeah. Did you get merch? We got merch, but we had already gotten merch. The girls both had Olivia Rodrigo shirts. Okay. Because she did this thing online where she was like, all my tour merch, I'm going to sell it online.

You can get it whenever you want. Okay. So they've had shirts for a while. And Margo had another shirt of hers because we went to Hot Topic once. Yeah. And so she wore both of them. One is pants.

Exactly. But it was very fun. You can really get a, the concert was great. The singing was great. The band's great. There's dancers, everything. The video effects have come a long way since I went to an arena concert. It's, I don't know, it's kind of like phone filters now and there's some

Looks like they make it look like she has a mustache No, but like they make it look like because you know You're seeing her from the front and then you you would Theoretically just be seeing an image of her behind her because the screen is right behind her, but that's not happening, huh? Like graphics and stuff? Or? Yeah, I think so. Hmm. It's some graphics.

Was this a stand the whole time kind of concept? Yes. Yeah, okay. And that was another thing we were- I was like, that's a long time to stand for the wee little legs. I did. I picked our seats based on, I knew there was like an area where you enter

your section. But if you walk back up, you can sit above the door where people enter, and then it's just one row with just you, no one in front of you, no one behind you. Nice. I picked that and that was decent. I don't remember the last time I went to the concert. Were there stadium snacks?

Could you get a hot dog? Could you get a giant soda? Oh yeah. Okay, good. We got popcorn and pretzels. But it's funny what you can get away with, with your banter if no one's been to a concert before. So, Olivia Rodrigo was like, told some dorky stories. And then I came up

with this song. And then there was one part where she was like, Oh, Vancouver is so beautiful. People go crazy. She said the neighbors in every city. Cincinnati is just simply the most beautiful city. I walked around. I got a coffee at Tim Horton's place, it was insane. What? Yeah. From the musical? Yeah, from the last Timbit. Premiering August 12th on Crave.

I really can't wait, I really can't wait to see it. And one thing I don't get is, because like back in the day, apparently, you would hear people talk about having their lighter up for a slow song. Now people just have their phones up with the flashlight on. Who isn't clinging to their battery life?

All right. By the time you're like two hours deep into a concert at the end of the day. Yeah, at the end of the day, are these people charging their phones right before the concert? That's what she sells at merch. She says a little battery charger.

A little charger. Now you sent me a text when you were at the show, and you said, there's no line to use the men's bathroom. That's true. That was right. Yeah, do you feel like you might've been like one of a few dads there? No, oh, she also did a thing of like,

who's here with their best friend? And people screamed, give your best friend a hug. Who's here with your mom? Give your mom a hug. Who's here with your dad? Give your dad a hug. That sounds like she's got the right banter for, you know, putting on're on the show.

Oh, it was just the like, what about this section over here? Can you scream? And what about you? You screamed louder. That's a classic idea. I hear you. Yeah, they do that at the Super Dogs, you know? Oh yeah.

That was my first concert. Oh man, can you imagine going to see a concert and then Super Dogs makes an appearance during the concert? Holy shit, would that be amazing. I would love that. I would go to that. Yes. Yes.

I did a show in Penticton, BC. It was the same night as a Marilyn Manson concert. It was also in Pententecostian, BC. And the show had two people in it. Were they beautiful people? They were very beautiful people. But as soon as they checked into the hotel, they were like, Marilyn Mansour concert? I was like, no.

And then it was like the streets were empty. Just everybody was at the Marilyn Mansour concert. Is that Marilyn Mansour? Oh, scary. Yeah, scary, yeah. But I didn't think he had broad enough appeal to have the whole town like, will you welcome Maryland? And people traveling to the...

To the ticket, yeah. I guess I didn't realize how many people travel to come see concerts because every hotel, like as we were walking downtown, every hotel's just emptying out with, you could tell the way the people are dressed with purple hair and sparkly skirts. Yeah, I also saw some kids running around

with like kind of lightsaber-esque things. And I was like, that's concert. Yeah. Somebody just saw their first concert. But it's funny, like the Taylor Swift concert's happening in December, or are happening in December here, and I think they're the last ones. And I know many people who couldn't get tickets

and have found it cheaper to just fly to Europe and see her in the last couple weeks. Yeah. It's actually cheaper to hire a hypnotist and convince your children they like Olivia Rodrigo more. Yeah. Yeah. Fair.

Do you have a favorite Olivia Rodrigo song? I guess probably still Drivers License. Yeah. Although the merch line was really long and I was like, oh, I'm going to... I pulled up the set list and I was like, okay, Drivers License. I'm going to leave with a minute left in Drivers License and go get merch. Nice. And then as soon as Drivers driver's license was over the lineup filled up again I was but I was at the front of it. What was it was the encore? Oh, we didn't say for the encore Oh, but I could tell you was it good for you. I feel like that would be a real

Yeah, yeah, that might be my favorite. I think it would be hard to top unless you did it as your first song Just the rile up. Yeah, did you start with All-America, bitch? No, that might have been the last one that before the setlet before the encore Just let me pull it out Have you ever been to a show where the encore is them doing a cover of a song? It says here the encore is them doing a cover of a song? It says here the encore was physical. Oh, wrong Olivia.

It was, the encore was good for you. I do it. And get them back. Oh yeah. But they did end the regular set with All American, bitch. Yeah. Nice. Okay.

First concert. Uh-huh. Your first Bitch. Yeah. Nice. Okay. Yeah. First concert. Uh huh. Your first concert. Yeah. Um. Screamiest concert. That's like a great first concert.

Yeah. For a couple of little ones. What was your first concert? The Beach Boys. Oh, that's very cool. They were great. Yeah. And like, it was one of those bands where it was like, my parents played them in the

car and it's like, here they are. The people that you hear in the car. John Stamos? Oh, it might've been John Stamos era, yeah. But I didn't know. I didn't know there was a crossword. I don't know if he was really in the band. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I think he was. What is this? He was in the band? John Stamos would play drums for the Beach Boys. Like hand drums or real drums? Real drums. Maybe hand drums as well, but yeah, he was behind the kit. Yeah. I like that.

I'm not sure. I'm on John Stamos's Wikipedia. Gosh, he's a handsome guy. Yeah. My God. At 15, he attended his first Beach Boys concert. Is this about him or you? Yes.

Yeah. He occasionally has performed with the Beach Boys dating back to 1985. Love it. Wow. That's just like a- He appeared in the video for Kokomo. Kokomo.

Kokomo. What was your first? Green Day. Nice. With opening Jimmy Whirl. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. What was your first? Green Day. Nice. With opening Jimmy Whirl. Oh, wow. That's a one-two punch. It was pretty cool.

Yeah. It was the American Idiot Tour. No, no, I was 13, I think, or 12. Well, you gotta wait till 14 to have your first mosh. Before you've moshed. Yeah. I've never moshed. Too scared, too small.

It's, I don't know how to define it. I don't like it. Yeah. Cause it was like, it looked cool to do. It looks cool. Yeah. Cause the crowds all kind of undulating, but getting in there, ooh.

I mean, yeah, not the like, where they like form a circle and start body checking each other. Yeah. Not none of that. But like if you're just in the sea of people and it's moving around, that's fun. Yeah. I found it very claustrophobic.

That's what my fear. And also, I'm like at an elbow height that gets absolutely decked in the head a lot. Yeah. So, I'm worried about that. I went to when I was in a teenage dream, thank you. As a teenager, I went to many punk shows and they had the start a circle and body check each other. It was, I did it.

I did it quite a few times and it was hard. Yeah, I don't like that. It didn't make the concert any better. Like it does seem secondary. It's like, you guys didn't come the concert any better. Like it does seem secondary. It's like, you guys didn't come here for the music, did you? And Dave, did you know what your first concert was? Oh, Peter Gabriel.

Peter Gabriel. Oh, cool. Yeah. And the Secret World Live Tour. And was he, does he have a specific backing band or is he just Peter Gabriel? His backing band is Tony Levin and David Rhodes and you know.

The guys. The guys. They also did Gowen's Strange Animal album. Oh really? Yep. Okay. And his backup singer, cause he has like songs with Kate Bush

and Sinead O'Connor, I was going to say Sigourney Weaver. All laugh Fresh off of Ghostbusters. All laugh But the background singer he had on that tour was a pre-fame before she was famous. Mike Myers. All laugh With a floppy hair. Do I make you horny everybody?

It was Paula Cole. Paula Cole. From the Dawson's Creek theme song. I don't wanna wait. Yeah. Oh my God, cool. And where have all the cowboys gone? Oh, that was her as well? Uh-huh.

Shit, I wanna go see that concert. Yeah, that's a good first one. Did you go with friends or family? I went with my brother. Yeah, that's a brother, brother, younger brother. I had gotten tickets to an earlier, to another concert that I couldn't go because I had to go to camp, but it was the Spin Doctors and Soul Asylum.

Oh, shit, that's, oh, that's great. That would have been. To this day, I would see a double bill of Spin Doctors and Soul Asylum. Yeah, you remember either of these bands? No. would have been. To this day, I would see a double bill of Spin Doctors and Soul Asylum. Yeah. You remember either of these bands? No. Soul Asylum, I think, only had maybe one hit,

but it was huge. Yeah. Runaway Train was the name of it. And it's covered now by, I can't remember the name, but there's a cover of it. Oh, really? It's a young person singing it, and it's pretty powerful.

Olivia Rodrigo? Oh, that's it, that's the name, Paula Cole. And the spin doctors of course, Graeme and I will give you a romantic serenade. Please. Mm, now if you want to call me baby, just call up now. Graeme, have you heard this song before?

Not live. I don't know. That was a beautiful rendition. I do know that song. Yeah. Also there's, I once saw the spin doggers open for the Rolling Stones. Oh wow.

And they, this is very stupid. I know what I'm gonna say is it's stupid and it's gonna take a while. Okay, sure. Okay. Everybody relax, everybody sit down. So they had the huge hit, Two Princes. Yeah. And then their next album,

the first single was called Cleopatra's Cat. And then in the, I never. If you're little round and fuzzy. Oh Cleopatra. And I never heard that song. It was not a radio hit. It never, they were a one hit wonder. They were done by the time that song came

out. But I did get a Guitar World magazine that had the tablature of it, and I was reading the lyrics of it, and the lyric was, Cleopatra's favorite cat, and then in parentheses, scat. In my mind, I'm thinking it's like the rest of the band doing background vocals. Cleopatra's favorite cat, scat. And then later I heard it and it goes, Cleopatra's favorite cat, askewadipapapoo. Oh scat. Oh that kind.

Anyway, so check out Olivia Rodrigo when she comes to your town. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's good to have her own plug as well, you know? Yeah. Yeah. What's up with you? What is up with me? I, as is often said on the podcast, fan of horror films.

Yeah, I love it. What's your go-to? What's your favorite? I did not expect this about you. Oh, I mean, I love a good one. You know what I watched? You're scared of a mosh pit, but you like a horror movie? Yes, I saw Long Legs recently. I wouldn't say it's my favorite, but I liked it. I liked it too. Um, uh, you know what I watched recently when I had COVID, so I think I was like a little bit, and I was not recently, like last year, uh, I watched Pearl while I had COVID, so I think I was like a little bit, and it was not recently, like last year, I watched Pearl while I had COVID,

and I kept just being like, I get it, I get her. Yeah. She's just like me. I saw her in an airport last year. You did? In Toronto airport. Did you yell out, hey? No, she had her child with her.

Didn't wanna bother her. No, she's got a kid Child above skid. Yeah, see Maxine. I haven't seen it yet. It's good. It's not as good as Pearl Pearl's the pearls the bit of other three Yeah but I Went so long legs. I liked it, but I didn't find it very it wasn't that scary And so I was one and then I saw we watched one last night called like And so I was one and then I saw we watched one last night called like Track a loop or something and it was about a guy who thinks he's being followed in the woods as he's like on a big hike Oh, Sally like these as much. Yes. Yeah

Sally on letterbox and she's always posted in a horror movie. Yeah, I think that's really cool But it didn't scare me and I feel like the last Including long legs like didn't scare me the way that other ones do. And I'm like, have I grown an immunity to the scares, to the jumpscare? I feel like I can clock a jumpscare coming a mile away. I don't know. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? Like in terms of the reaction that I've had.

Oh, when I saw Paranormal Activity in the theater, I was losing my mind because everybody's like, ah! It was so much fun. Will you see everyone that comes to the theater. I was losing my mind because everybody's like, ah! It was so much fun. Will you see everyone that comes to the theater? The theater around here? No, no, like if a, because you watch so many horror movies that I presumably have never been in a theater.

Yes. Yeah. But do you, when the new ones come out, do you see, try to see them? Yeah, because you don't want the whole premise spoiled for you. Have you seen Trap yet? Seen it tonight. I am waiting for Christine Bordelin to get home.

She's coming with me tonight, so she's not going to want to see it again. Oh my God, because we have a plan to see Trap. I'm so excited to see Trap. Mostly because the return of Josh Hartnett is important. Shot here in Vancouver. Oh, I thought it was shot in Toronto. I'm pretty sure it's... Oh, well then why didn't she get an audition?

Yeah, wait a minute. Why am I not playing the pop star in Trap? That's being played by M. Night Shyamalan's daughter. I know. Good gig for her. I wish... I would have loved to audition for the guy who's like, this whole thing is a trap.

You see the commercial on the trailer. But I also get bummed out. That's another thing is I've gone to see movies in the movie theater. You can't skip the trailers. Yeah. I feel like the trailers are so spoilery. Yeah. Because there's one that I saw that was for,

it's called Speak No Evil, which is a remake. Yes, and they tell you the whole plot. They tell you the entire plot. I also watched that and I was like, well. Like every twist in the movie completely ruined. And it seems like it's not about the same thing. It feels like it's been like America gung-ho. But the original version is about a couple who's too polite to, yeah.

And so like that just keeps getting the more and more trouble. Yeah. But yeah, it's, I hope I'm not, yeah, I hope I haven't out scared myself. I feel like- Oh, you think you've lost it? Yeah, I mean- Like how, like, um... This... nevermind.

Laughter Like, where are we gonna go with this one? Laughter But like, now you think you really need to do some really fucked up stuff to scare yourself? Laughter Yeah, like, just more and more. Yeah, yeah. Like, you think you maybe need to be choked while you watch a movie?

Laughter Just with a belt tied to the whale. Yeah, there's... Just think of that. I know, it would be so scary. It would be so scary. Just think of that combined with Dear Evan Hansen, there was a movie that Bobcat Goldthwaite directed

called World's Best Dad. Okay. And the premise is his son accidentally kills himself doing erotic and then everybody at school thinks he commits suicide. So they're all like, he was my best friend. Like, oh, again, we've got to mention him. Miss him so much.

Yeah, isn't Robin Williams in the movie? Yes, he's the dad. But just everybody out there that's into it, make sure you got to spot her. Don't do that by yourself. Oh, God. And I do want to point out that that's into it, make sure you got to spot her, you know? Don't do that by yourself. Oh, God. And I do want to point out that it's not how Michael Hutchins died.

That was a rumor that his ex-wife started and I just- He died of a gerbil up his butt. What? What? What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? Well, do you guys want to move on to some over-heard? After that?

Yeah. Oh buddy, no I don't. Oh no, let's move on. Let's move on to a bit of business. Sure. Hey everyone. Hey Jumbo people. Let's start again.

Hello everybody. Hey guys, what's up? Dave here. We here on the podcast, we sometimes do something called the Jumbotron. If you don't know what that is, it's a message sent from one person to another that we read. And they're usually, I don't think there's any like, I challenge you to fight. They have never been really naked. Oh, I think we asked for negative ones. Maybe there was something that came close

and it made us feel bad. We can't handle roast. We can't handle roast. Yeah. No, even if we had to roast someone else. Yeah, reading it. But what this is, is if you want to say, send a message to someone, this sends a message.

Yeah, exactly. This is a, I'm gonna send the message to all you punks out there. Mm-hmm. This one is for Emily from Kurt The traditional gift for a 14th anniversary is the voices of Dave and Graham, isn't it? Or is that the modern gift? I hope it wasn't silverware because well, we're already in the middle of it I've loved laughing with you all these years including with our beloved spy guys I'm so lucky to have you in my life. No freaking way, man And when he says I'm so lucky to have you in my life, he means us

Yeah, so Anniversary happy anniversary. I really am kind of curious What are what's the 14th anniversary? Because isn't the first one like paper? Paper. That's easy. And that's as far as people usually get. Ivory gifts and gold jewelry.

Gold jewelry? Are the milestone's official themes. Okay, ivory, eh? Just a nice sleek little gold chain. Maybe an anklet. Toe ring. And a piano. And we have another Jumbotron.

Would you believe it? I do believe it. And this one goes a little something like this. This one is for Katie G from Scott D. Happy anniversary. Cheers to 10 years of being married to a wonderful person like yourself. 4KDG from Scott D. Happy anniversary! Cheers to 10 years of being married to a wonderful person like yourself

and to 10 plus years of listening to stop podcasting yourself together. It's been wonderful being with you all this time and having so much fun together. Aw! Here's to many more years of excitement and joy. Off I go! Sorry, I love you, bye.

Nice. And Kelly, you had to tell us. You were interested in expressing? Uh, sure. I worked a very weird job, not very weird, but I worked a job a couple weeks ago where I was working in the wardrobe department for Canada Heritage Moments, the Heritage Minutes, because my friend was like, hey, you seem unemployed. Do you need a job? And so she took me on as her assistant. Then she got COVID. So I had to run this wardrobe

department, which was for like two days which was I did my best anyway a woman you see the Canadian heritage everybody's in too tight you just see all of the safety pins that I pinned everybody into which is true there was a woman working as a body double on it and she's a big fan of because I was fitting her and I said something about working on family law and she was like the only reason I know family law is because of stop pack She's like, what's your last name and I said Ogbenton. She was a big fan. So This one goes out to Taylor Can you boy you tell us what the heritage minute is?

But let me tell you we've we feel two at once. once, so they all got mixed in my brain. Oh, okay. That's what you're like. Was this a heritage, because Graham and I did a bonus episode about Canadian Heritage Minutes. Yeah. We grew up with.

Did you previously know these historical events before? No. Oh, okay. Okay, fair enough. Yeah. I don't know if I know. There was, yeah, I guess there's some Heritage Mids that like I've watched and I'm like, yeah, I knew about that. We all know the baseball, the basketball one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Canada invented basketball. Yes. And Superman. And Superman. And? I went to like an outlet store

that was selling old costumes from movies and television shows and I was like, oh, this is going to be awesome. Like it's going to be like sheriff outfit and I was like that. And it was all just t-shirts. I was going to say, was it all scrubs? Yeah, it was t-shirts and just like pants. Like it was nothing special. Oh, you know what?

I think I remember that when they did the Heritage Minute for Laura Secord. Oh yeah. I don't know her historical significant, but I know, I don't know her historical significant, but I know that there's a brand of chocolate. They dubbed her. Oh yes. There was one in my home mall was Laura Secord. They had ice cream as well.

Chocolate's an ice cream. She was, didn't she go and warn somebody about an attack that was coming? She was like their Paul Revere, our Paul Revere. Our Paul Revere. But now she's just remembered for pudding. Pudding. That's like at the end of the NWA movie,

they put in the credits, they were like, and Dr. Dre went on to found a headphone company that makes this much a year. I was like, huh. They really should do that in the Containted Heritage Minutes, just give you like a freeze frame of what everyone's doing now. What they're up to.

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Overheard. Overheard is a segment in this here podcast that we like to do each and every episode. If you're new to the podcast, this is Overheards, where you overhear something, we overhear something, we share, we laugh, and we always like to start with the guest, Kelly, do you have an overheard? Yeah, and I'm really sorry.

It's stupid. Oh, cool. Just off the top. And it's just something I wrote down, I don't know when, in a file called Overheards. Sure. Oh, well thank you for keeping this file. Well, I feel bad about that time.

I'm like, well if I ever get it, I hope everybody be back. I just, it's a license plate, oversaw. Beautiful. And it just said ma pay and I wrote which is probably someone's name but it kept making me think of the movie ma and how she needs to pay for her crimes you've seen ma you've seen ma Octavia run away go my is hilarious my is hilarious it takes it's one of these movies or is like they it feels like You've seen Ma. You've seen Ma. Octavia Rudd. Oh yeah. Ma is hilarious. Ma is hilarious.

It takes, it's one of these movies where it's like, it feels like they mashed two movies together. Yeah. When the twist happens, you're like, what the hell? This was the leading up to another one. Is it a horror? Oh yeah. Yeah.

It's like, yeah. But it's funky? Yeah. Is it like funny? I don't think it's meant to be, but it is very funny. But yeah, at the top, she like, she buys alcohol for teenagers and lets them hang out at her house.

Yeah. And then she's sending them videos. She's like, don't make me drink alone. OK. Yeah. And you can imagine it builds for better. Is Octavia Spencer? An Oscar winner, yes.

Did she want to do this? She was great in it. Yeah. Yeah. She's got this real funny little haircut. Yeah. Real bowl. And she does that kind of, not every actor can do it, but just like a stare where you're

like, you're insane. I think I could do it. Yeah. Yeah, let's see. Dave does. He did it. He did it really well. We can promise you.

Dave, do you have a little hurt? Yeah. We did it really well, we can promise you. Dave, do you have a winner? Yeah. So a couple of weeks ago, we were at Winners. Woo! Took the kids to Winners. When are they going to write a musical about that? We're stuck in Winners.

The last, I don't know. The last Winners. I think there is actually a musical kind of about that, but that's another. Really? About like a department store? About a department store called Evening Primrose. Well, Winners, this has nothing to do with Winners, but across the street from Winners, it was a very hot day and I said,

hey, we should go across the street to Wendy's and get Frosties. Yeah. And I never go into the Wendy's. I drive through that Wendy's six days a week. Yes. But I haven't been inside that Wendy's in years. Yeah.

And it is a scene in there. Oh, boy. It's pretty dark, yeah. So the only one worse is the Burger King on Pender Street, which is... Graham, the McDonald's on Commercial drive and McDonald's in International Village are both spicy. Yeah. Anyway.

Yeah. So the Wendy's, it's a scene. And even maybe the McDonald's by the train station. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. A lot of Tim Hortons is the same thing. I left my favorite sweater at the McDonald's Oh, no. About 14 years ago. Oh, no. Do you think it might still be there? Yeah.

If you're out there, if you found a sweater at McDonald's and been wearing it ever since. It says, world's greatest grandma. Oh, what the hell? It was really cute. Yeah. And then, oh, man, that grandma had to die for you to get that sweater. I know. Shit. So we ordered our Frosties, and what we should have done is just ordered Frosties. But then Abby and I were both like, I want a burger.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that made our order, instead of taking 10 seconds, it took 10 minutes for them to prepare our order. Doesn't happen in the drive-through, they're always very quick in the drive-through. Yeah. So we're standing there, them to prepare our order. Doesn't happen in the drive-thru. They're always very quick in the drive-thru. So we're standing there and then a guy, character,

he ordered his food and was then standing in the, the area where you wait for them to call your number. And he just started yelling, Kamala Harris, first female president. And then no one did anything. Come on guys, Kamala Harris, first female president. About 80% of the countries in the world would be happy if she was. And I was like, yeah, yeah.

I didn't want this maniac to feel bad. So yeah, I'd be happy too, yeah. Believe it or not, I think I ran into the same guy. And then the, our food was ready. And as I was picking up our food, they also said, and chili? Does anyone get chili? And I was like, this motherfucker, I'm sure this guy got chili on the hottest day of the year. And then they said chili for Q. So he had just given them his name as Q. What if he was Q from Jade Bond?

He could have been Q from Jade Bond, Q from Q and On. He could have been a freaking sticky hit a pool ball with. Yeah, because we, Sally and I saw this guy at the train station on the platform and when he said Kamala Harris I was like, oh, get ready for something really horrible. Yeah, but it was nice. He's just really excited. Yeah. Yeah. He just had that chili, presumably. He's all full of beans. He's really full of beans, heart full of Kamala. full of Kamala. My overheard comes courtesy of the train, which is there was a family, you can tell that there's people that have never been on a train before, like they don't know how to use the

gate. Oh sure sure. They talk at volume that nobody else on the train is talking at. Yeah, they're talking about, they're talking, she was like, Bubba from Forrest Gump. She was talking about like, yeah, we can have burgers, you know, for lunch. And then, you know, I got some roast that we can maybe have for dinner. And then the next day, I got some hot dogs we can boil up and, oh yeah, I got a crab trap. And I get, you know, I get like 12 crabs, you know, every week. So we can eat some crabs. And then at one point, the guy that she was talking to was like, yeah, I was thinking

about some, maybe getting some salmon. And she was like, no. It's like you named the wrong meat. Yeah. But then she had so many different types of meat. So many different kinds. Yeah, she's gonna have ribs. 12 crabs. Yeah, yeah. From one, and she specified it wasn't a wooden trap,

it was a metal trap. Oh, sure, yeah, you don't want those wooden trap crabs. It stresses me out when people know what meal they're gonna have to far in advance. Yeah. I couldn't do that. I'm like, I even when we like we, before we go grocery shopping, we're like,

we plan out like two or three things we're gonna have. But like, when someone's like, okay, so what you like. Like, yeah, I know exactly. I'm trying not to name names. But I also, I find that it happens when you're somewhere kind of remote because you've got to plan meals ahead, like, okay, well, lunch, dinner, breakfast,

you know, couple cycles, I guess. And then, yeah, when someone comes to you and they're like, so I was thinking for dinner and you're like, it's eight o'clock in the morning. I can't approve. I can't approve this yet. I'm gonna make chili all day, so it's gonna be nice and ready for dinner time.

I mean, that sounds so good. Yeah, it does sound good. My problem with chili is I never started early enough. I need to start it in the morning. At 8 a.m. A full day's chili. But truly, you make chili and you're like, I'll just have a little bit today,

but tomorrow I'm gonna have a lot. Yeah. Because then it'll be good. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Everyone knows that, Q knows that. Q's not, he's all right, thank you. Um.

Was this guy, describe him. So I don't know if it's the same guy. I can't remember what he looked like, I just remember the Kamala same guy. I can't remember what he looked like. I just remember the Kamala Harris part. I bet you Sally remembers what he looked like. We also have Overheard sent in to us by people. What was yours? Oh yeah, the food.

The food. List of foods. And then we talk about chili for a whole bunch. I thought we were still talking about my chili guy. No, we just got chili on the brain now. I feel like the chili at Wendy's is also just, it's like chopped up hamburgers, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, but yesterday's hamburger. Yeah, yesterday's hamburgers is today's chili. But it's genius. I mean, one day you're a hamburger, next day you're chili. Why, like, if it's so easy, why are they the only ones doing it? Hmm, that's true.

There is no other chili. Is there? Fast food chili. Yeah. Eh, hmm. Like corner of the market, I guess. Do they also still have baked potato? I don't know.

Okay. They do, they do. Because there's the only, for sure, the only fast food restaurant that does a baked potato. Yeah. They must have some kind of fast working oven. Yeah, how do you quick bake it? Oh, that would be amazing if you could quick bake.

I think you can slow bake it and then just heat it up. Slow baked potato. Wise. They don't frozen. That's true, they don't frozen. Now in addition to our overheards, we have overheard sent in to us by people all over the world. If you want to send one in to us, send it in to sbyatmaximumfun.org.

And this first one comes from Rachel from Chicago. This is an overheard from a few years back. We live very close to Loyola University, and therefore have many transient students living nearby. Sure. Near the beginning of summer, I was sitting on my back porch when I heard a dude bro from across the alley yell into the house, babe, babe, you know we're not a chunky orange juice household. Yeah.

Pulp, I think. Yeah, pulp I think maybe. Yeah, yeah. He got his chunky smooth peanut butter. Yeah. What are your thoughts on pulp? Let's go around. I, personally, I like it. I like a pulpy orange juice.

I also like it. I'm what can only be described as medium on it. Okay. I will drink it and I'm happy and fine and I will drink plain. Yeah, plain only. Unpulped. I've seen some that are like extra pulp, like they're adding the pulp that they take out of other ones.

I don't know if I would love that. That might be too much. That just, you know, is sort of. I think it gives you something to chew. You really like to chew your drink. Yeah. Oh yeah, a little bubble tea. I love a really over-frosted milkshake.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This next one comes from Justin from Connecticut. I think CT, that's Connecticut. Yeah, I think so. Good job. Thank you.

While we were all sitting on the couch in the living room, my son, five, just turned to my wife and said, Mommy, can you listen to me? I have something important to say that I'm very serious about. Can I get on the pizza bus? I don't know what the pizza bus is, but I love that it's like, listen, drop it. I'm getting a little hungry on this. I'm not going to lie.

Now I want a pizza bus. I'm so hungry I could eat a little hungry on this, I'm not gonna lie. Now I want a pizza bus. I'm so hungry I can eat a whole pizza bus. If you, if there was a party bus that had a stone, stone, in it instead of like party lights and everything, it was just like you got a pizza on the way to somewhere. Would we all participate in it? We all go on pizza bus?

Yeah, I'll go in on pizza bus. Yeah, would there be someone to operate it or you- Sliding in your own pie. Make your own, yeah. And do you have like a station where you're making your own- Oh, absolutely. Yeah.

You're doing your own dough. There's an effort for about three people on this bus. Yeah. Right? Oh man, the money on this doesn't work at all. We're gonna lose our house. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. This last one comes from Ken S. from Toronto. I was sitting on this overheard for a while. I was in my 20s at the time, walking in downtown Toronto with a couple friends. We were on the sidewalk next to a low retaining wall in a park. A woman rode by on top of the retaining wall on a unicycle. We turned to look and then saw she was followed by two children on their own unicycle. We were all audibly amazed as they passed us and the dad was pulling up the rear said, you think that's cool, you gotta see our dog.

So four family members. four unicyclers. I mean, it's efficient. If you find, if you're a person and you find another person that loves unicycle, marry that bro. Yeah. Yeah. Like, it's, I remember. Together you make one normal bike.

That's right. We made this bike together, babe. Soon our children will come along and they'll make a bike. Well, in addition to over-hears that are written in, we also accept your phone calls. If you want to call us, our phone number is 1-844-779-7631, that's one. Ugh, Spypod, one. Like these people have. A little lot of one. Yeah.

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Hi, David Graham. My girlfriend has an overheard of the kids say they're the darndest variety. Okay, so I'm walking home. There are these three 12-year-olds, about 12-year-olds near me. And I hear one of them go to the other two like, oh, what celebrity do you think you look like? And the kid in the middle goes, I think I'm a mix between Zendaya and Brad. And then the kid next to her goes, you've said that before. I'm pretty confident, I like it. Thanks for jumping back in, Evie. I think we can all picture the mix there.

Yeah. It's pretty great. Yeah. Yeah. We, so we were on a car ride. We were waiting at the ferry last month and we have a book of Mad Libs. And I was asking the girls, like there was a story that I was filling in and it was all about like bands and it was like the names of bands,

and I was asking for, you know, a noun, a verb, and then Poppy was like, what's a noun again? And I was like, a person, place, or thing, and she was like, it can be a person, because all the nouns we had had before were like, you know, lamp, the car, so one of the bands that we that this story ended up having was a band called Tom Holland and the three Zendaya's oh man if I saw

a flyer with that on I've been like I'm getting back in the Mosh pit That's great. Next vocal. Hello, Dave, Graham and probable guests. This is cow in Seattle. I just had my fourth baby. And when my parents came over to meet the baby, my six year old, as my parents were lovingly holding their grandchild for the first time, my six year old said, you know, this is the first time she's meeting any gray people.

Well, off I go. Probably freaking her out. Some gray people. That sounds like our movie, the gray people. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know what, like, isn't there a thing That sounds like horror movies, the gray people. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what, like, isn't there a thing that babies can't see really far when they're little babies?

Yes, they have that in common with gray people. They both fail at eye chart. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder who my first gray people were. Probably my grandparents, I would guess. Yeah. What if I had never seen one and I just got freaked out

one day when I saw an old person? What the hell is that? Jesus Christ. You go to the M. Night Shyamalan old beach movie. What's happening, everyone? There's a funny, there's a movie with Bruce Willis in it, and a lot of it takes place in a virtual reality kind of thing.

And there's a scene where everybody has made themselves handsome in the world that they all have. And he's walking through, he's busted up his virtual reality, so he's the only old looking guy. And everybody's staring at him, and they're like, what the fuck is this guy?

I can't remember what that movie's called. Lawn Mower Man maybe. Yeah. Looper. Yeah, Looper, that was it, thank you. Oh, I love Looper. Yeah. I gotta rewatch Looper.

Joseph Gordon Levitt in Blue Contacts. What's that? Joseph Gordon Levitt in Blue Contacts. Oh yeah, they did a good job making it. They did, yeah. They just changed his face enough that it was like, this could be. People point out the problems and I'm like, guys, you suck at watching movies. Yeah, enjoy a movie sometimes.

His earlobes are attached and his aren't. Fuck you. Who's got the attached lobes? I don't know. Because I have attached lobes. Do you? Fun fact. And you don't know every celebrity with attached lobes?

I should. Anytime I do see somebody with attached lobes, I'm like... I feel it's like Bruce Willis is the attached lobe. I feel it's Joseph Gordon-Lobb. Okay. Where's my mouse? Let me just pull up. Just look up JGL ear.

All right. Those will be my term. So refreshing that people use old terms. It's asking if I want to buy JBL Earphones. Yeah. Joseph. Gordon. I love it.

And it's all. It's all clips from or drawings of. Yeah, he's got the, he's got the regular. He's got the attached. He's got the attached. I was wrong. I feel like I could, I was picturing some picture of Bruce Willis and I was like, that's a strong lobe. Yeah.

Yeah. That's what I say when I listen to Lisa Loeb. Yeah. That's a strong And here's your final phone call Hey Dave and Graham and probable guests. This is John from Connecticut calling in with an overheard I was at Costco the other day and I heard this interaction between two people Morning, ma'am, would you like to try a cheese ravioli? The woman said, oh, those look dangerous. And the woman said, they're very delicious, man.

Would you like one? And she said, yeah. And then they get real dangerous, right? And she walked away. And the woman handing out the samples mumbled under her breath. What does it matter with people? It's a cheese ravioli for Christ's sake.

Well, off I go. I really, I really feel for the people handing out samples. Yeah. I feel like I've been a part of shows where I have to hand out handbills. Oh my God, my nightmare. Yeah. Yeah. I mean.

At least the samples are something good. Yeah. We want those. No one's really avoiding your eye contact. They're avoiding the fact that they've come back for two or three, because I mean. I love your cheese ravioli. Yeah, that's delicious. I love a cheese ravioli.

I could probably eat two or three hundred of those. I mean, those things are dangerous. Dangerous, yeah, are these dangerous? Oh, that makes sense, okay. That's the one thing I go to Trader Joe's for. Cheese ravioli. Oh, they have so many kinds of ravioli. Yeah. Yeah.

Get the lobster ravioli. Oh. If you're feeling fancy. The, uh, Cacio e pepe ravioli. What is that? Cacio e pepe ravioli. Cacio e pepe ravioli. And then there's the four cheese ravioli.

There's another one I like in there. Five cheese. Is there like a butternut squash one? There's probably a butternut squash one, yeah. Yeah. Hmm. That's all, yeah, this is a whole podcast baby. I'm hungry.

I'm so hungry. I gotta make the drive. That's another reason I want summer to be over. Yeah. And it's getting to ravioli season. Yes. Well, that's the end of this here podcast. Kelly, thank you so much for being our guest.

Hey, thanks so much for having me back. Of course, yeah. Yeah. And you know, thanks for fresh overheard this time. Hey, I came prepared. And thank you everybody out there. Thanks for listening to the show. If you want to see a perfect pilot episode, make it glee.

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