Stuff You Should Know - Flagpole Sitting: A Real Fad
Episode Date: July 14, 2020The 1920s were just absolutely nuts. People got into weird fads really intensely and one of the strangest of all was flagpole sitting. It’s just what it sounds like – sitting on top of a flagpole ...for as long as you can. One man sat above them all. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hey, and welcome to the podcast.
I'm Josh Clark, and there's Charles W. Chuck Bryant
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Jerry's out there somewhere,
and this is Stuff You Should Know.
You know, Chuck, I have to say,
every once in a while,
the amazing theme song from our short-lived television show
comes into my head,
and it'll just, it's just a complete earworm.
Yeah.
Because I just hear the end of it
over and over and over again,
and it's actually pretty pleasant.
It doesn't bother me.
I love it.
I haven't heard that song in a while.
Well, you need to go listen.
That was the Henry Clay people, right?
Yeah, our buddies Joey and Andy Sierra,
California Boys, Southern California Boys, men.
Didn't they go to like Harvard
or something crazy like that?
Joey ended up going to Harvard,
and then I think Andy went to AFI,
and then Joey, I think, went back to film school,
and they're both writing, you know, screenwriting.
Man, that's great.
Andy's got to, he brought this Andy Sandberg movie
that's coming out soon.
Really, what's it called?
It is called Palm Springs, I think.
Wow, and he wrote it?
Yeah, dude.
That's fantastic, congratulations.
And he wrote on the TV show, Lodge 49.
Yeah, Palm Springs.
I haven't seen that.
But that guy, Kurt Russell and Goldie Hanson,
I love that guy.
Yeah, he's great.
I think he's one of the coolest people
walking around on the planet today.
Yeah, I haven't seen Lodge 49.
It's supposed to be awesome.
And Andy was a writer's assistant,
and then ended up on the staff,
and they're both doing great.
Man, that's great, congratulations to both of you guys.
He's got a little baby now, they're both married.
Nice, man, nice.
And that's an update on the Sierra Club,
as I call them.
Let's see, what else?
I guess that was it.
How did that come into your head, though, the song?
Like, what made you think of that?
Nothing, I was just out back mowing the lawn
with my big old lawnmower, and it just popped in my head.
I was probably thinking of something I had to do
that had to do with stuff you should know,
and I thought stuff you should know,
and when I thought it, I thought it as stuff
you should know, doing it.
And then it just played on a loop.
This is the second time you mentioned
the size of your lawnmower.
And now you just gotta send me a picture.
Is this one of these things that you stand?
No.
And it wheels you around like some weird land speeder?
You mean like a skag or something, no.
This is just a good old fashioned toro
that is, because it's gas powered,
I got it like on super discount
because everybody's making like really good
electric lawnmowers, but this one was,
it was on discount and I liked the look of it.
Yeah, that's a good looking mower, huh?
Yeah, I was like, I like your style, come along with me.
Is it red?
Yep.
Yeah, it was red toros.
Yeah, it's nice.
Takes you back to days of paper routes
and stuff like that, doesn't it?
I thought you were mentioning the song
because you were thinking of the song Flagpole Sitta
by Harvey Danger.
No, I wasn't at all.
Okay.
But that's a great segue, Chuck,
because it just so happens, and you may be aware of this,
for talking about flagpole sitting two day in this episode.
That's right, and I've been singing that song
in my head all day.
Now, I don't know that song.
You know it, it was a, well, maybe not.
It was a top 40 hit in the 90s,
kind of during the grunge era,
it was a power pop hit that kind of...
Oh, from Harvey Danger.
Does it go, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,
dun, dun, dun, white, dun, dun.
Is that it?
That's not it.
No, my band actually covers Flagpole Sitta.
It's a fun song.
Okay, that's great.
I'm gonna have to go listen to it
because I feel like I'm missing out.
But with that song, is that song about flagpole sitting?
Is it about Shipwreck Kelly in particular?
No, it's not, but it does have one line.
It says, run it up the flagpole and see.
And that's the only time it references flagpoles at all.
Sees what?
Who salutes, but no one ever does, I think is the next line.
Hmm, that rings a bell.
I'm gonna think, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,
I was looking into the mirror.
I think a little bit clearer.
Sure.
Run it up the flagpole and see.
Who salutes, but no one ever does.
Yeah, I'm not sick, but I'm not.
Well, who is that?
Harvey Danger.
Harvey Danger?
Okay, yeah, that's a great song.
I love it.
Yeah, who a fellow podcasting friend, John Roderick.
Actually, Sean Nelson was a friend of his in Seattle,
and he played bass for a little while in Harvey Danger.
Oh, very, wow, man.
This is all coming first.
I got one more for you.
What you got?
I used to have that song,
and I don't know where I downloaded it from.
This would have been probably back in the Napster days
or something.
Whoa.
And it was mislabeled as Brian Jones How Massacre.
And I was always like,
does this not sound like Brian Jones How Massacre?
Now I know it most definitely wasn't Brian Jones How Massacre.
Wow, all right.
We haven't even talked about flagpole sitting yet.
No, we haven't, which is a crime
because it's actually one of the more interesting
weirdo fads that's ever come this way in America.
And it was in the 20s,
it started, we actually,
we know who patient zero was a flagpole sitting.
And it's easy to tell because it is such a bizarre thing to do
that if you can find the person who did it first,
who claims to have done it first,
they're probably correct.
And in this case,
you can trace it back to sometime around January of 1924.
Supposedly potentially in Hollywood, California,
part of Los Angeles,
and there was a man named Alvin Shipwreck Kelly,
who supposedly climbed up on a flagpole
as part of a promotion for a movie
and sat there for a full 13 hours and 13 minutes
to help draw a crowd and boy did he ever.
Yeah, which, you know,
it sounds like a long time to sit on a flagpole,
but that is kid stuff compared to where this is headed.
Yeah, for sure.
That's an aperteef.
But it's a good first attempt, you know?
Yeah. And so, you know,
it sounds strange because when you think of a flagpole,
you're like, what are they sitting on?
It's a, it's a modified flagpole
that basically there are different kinds,
but usually it's sort of like a bar stool
at the top of a flagpole and it's that low-fi
and you climb up there and you sit and that's all you do.
That's, I mean, whatever else you want to do.
Well, sure, you do other stuff.
Use yourself or whatever.
That's up to you,
but as far as being considered a flagpole sitter,
that's it, you sit on top of a flagpole
for as long as you can.
All right, so let's talk about this guy
because Shiprock Kelly was a pretty interesting character.
And I have to say there's a memory palace episode
about him that I specifically didn't listen to beforehand
because I didn't want to unconsciously rip it off.
Go listen to that.
Yeah, well, buddy Nate, I'm going to check that out for sure.
So Alvin Kelly, he was born Aloysius Anthony Kelly
in New York City in Hell's Kitchen in a tenement in 1893
and had a very sad start to his life
in that his father had already passed before he was born.
His mother passed in childbirth
and that basically meant he was shuttled around
to relatives and orphanages from the minute
he took his first breath.
Yeah, and apparently from a pretty early age,
he would do things like climb flagpoles
and other tall stuff.
And like working at heights became
kind of a recurring theme in his life.
Supposedly by age seven,
he was climbing flagpoles within a few years after that,
he was starting to scale the facades
of some of the buildings in his neighborhood.
And by the time he was 13,
and bear in mind if this guy's biography
seems a little thin,
he just came out of nowhere in 1924
for sitting on a flagpole.
So all of the info about him came from him to reporters
who were reporting in the 1920s.
So just fabrications are flying around left and right.
But supposedly he ran away at age 13
and ran off to join the crew of a cargo ship
and start his life sailing the seas.
Yeah, and he did a lot of kind of odd jobs
or maybe not odd jobs,
but just jobs that didn't have anything to do
with one another over the next couple of decades.
He was in the movies as a stand-in and a double.
He was a stunt person, a stunt pilot,
a high diver, a boxer, this part I love.
There's actually a name for people
that repair church steeples.
And what is that?
Steeplejack.
He was a Steeplejack.
That is definitely a band name for sure.
Steeplejack?
Oh yeah.
It sounds like maybe an industrial band,
but like on the light side,
like they're technically too melodic
to actually be considered industrial,
but they still call themselves industrial.
That's become my favorite part
of this whole band name thing.
Is it?
Is you describing what kind of band it is?
Oh, okay.
I love it.
Well, thanks man.
That makes me feel warm and positive.
So World War I comes along
and he was in the Naval Auxiliary Reserve as an ensign
and served on the USS Edgar F. Lukenbach during that war.
Yep.
So he did have some sort of,
well, I should say,
I don't know if anybody's corroborated that,
but we'll just take all that at face value
because it doesn't really matter at this point,
but he eventually picked up the nickname Shipwreck.
And there's a lot of different explanations for this.
And he's given or he gave multiple different explanations
depending on what reporter he was talking to.
But one of the numbers that gets bandied
about pretty frequently is that Shipwreck Kelly
was so named because he survived 32 different Shipwrecks
at sea, which is where Shipwrecks tend to happen.
Those were the good old days.
Yeah.
You can just make up stories about yourself.
Do you remember when we talked about,
we did an episode on the world's either luckiest
or unluckiest people?
Mm-hmm.
And do you remember that one guy?
He was like, I survived a car that fell off a cliff
and I survived a train wreck and all that.
He was doing his jam in like 2005, remember?
How was he?
Yeah.
He was pretty, pretty recent if I remember correctly.
You remember his son came out and was like, everybody,
this is not true.
Right.
Like none of what you're talking about is true.
Well, we don't.
My dad just fooled you all.
We don't know if Shipwreck Kelly actually survived
the Titanic like he claimed,
but we do know that he was not on the roster on the Titanic.
So I am gonna venture to say that he made that one up.
And there were three Kellys on board who were survivors,
but all three of them were women.
So yeah, he probably wasn't on the Titanic.
Maybe he did survive from Shipwrecks.
He was at sea most likely.
But the point is, is they called him Shipwreck Kelly.
And I guess somebody went to the trouble of digging up
that some reporters who covered his boxing career
are probably the likeliest source
for where he got his nickname Shipwreck, right?
Yeah, which I love because I guess he wasn't a great boxer
because they said that he was often adrift and ready to sink.
Isn't that great?
Shipwreck Kelly.
It's a great nickname and an even better origin story
than surviving 32 Shipwrecks, if you ask me.
Yeah, and the other thing we don't know for sure
is even if that Hollywood movie premiere story is correct
in his first major outing as a flagpole sitter
because yet another story says,
no, this is actually in Philadelphia at a department store
and he just did it on a dare.
And the department store got a lot of business
because people were standing around looking
and then doing some shopping.
So they were like, hey, stay up there
and I'll give you some extra dough.
Yeah, so either way, it's pretty widely held
that Shipwreck Kelly was the guy
who started the flagpole sitting craze.
And it was a craze because this is a time
where you could go sit on a flagpole for 13 hours
and 13 minutes and newspapers around the country
would pick up the story and write about it.
And you would suddenly become famous overnight.
And that's exactly what happened to Shipwreck Kelly.
So that's prong one toward this becoming a fad in the 1920s.
The other criteria is that people have to want
to topple that record.
And that was very widespread at the time too.
Cause the 1920s were actually really big into fads.
Like people would take up weird fads
and just go nuts over them for basically the whole decade.
Yeah, you know, people had time
and they had fewer distractions.
Yeah, no TV.
So like someone doing a dance-a-thon for 28 hours
or sitting on a flagpole for a day, you know?
It's an interesting story back then.
It's sad, but that was interesting, but it was.
So we'll talk about dance marathons
and then we'll take a break, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, press, camera, headlamp, focus, fix mode.
Yoube, can I use your social media career,
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Oh, wait, I got that backwards, Chuck, I just realized.
Hopefully, Jerry figured it out, and there was an ad in there
somewhere.
I think we should just leave it just like that, though.
That'll be fun.
OK, so we're going to talk about Marathon's,
Dance Marathon's now, after the ad break,
despite what I said before.
And Dance Marathon's are a super 20s example
of a crazy fad that kind of came along and got everybody
by the hackles.
And people across the country started entering basically
Dance Marathon competitions, all because of one person,
one woman, a dance instructor named Alma Cummings.
That's right.
32 years old, she danced for 27 hours at the Audubon Ballroom
in New York in 1923 with six different dance partners.
And it was a weird time because it wasn't just dancing.
It was endurance challenges as a whole for just all the rage
and punishing your bodies and all these weird random ways
from yo-yoing to hula-hooping to rocking in a rocking chair
or skipping rope to dancing.
Dancing was the big one.
That's where if you see these videos of these marathon dance
competitions, it looks like hell on earth.
It looks awful.
Yeah, oh yeah, they didn't seem very fun at all.
But Alma Cummings just kicked the whole thing off.
And again, just like Shipwreck Kelly, who
would follow, I guess, a year later, or even about a year
later, she got a lot of publicity.
There's a famous photo of her with her feet
in a tub of water soaking at home.
She's holding up her shoes, and they have holes in the soles
where she wore holes from dancing for 27 hours.
And I guess, like you're saying, people were bored
or there wasn't as much to do.
But also, there really seems to just
be a profound hunger for celebrity.
However you can get it.
And that seemed to really drive people who wanted to be like,
well, if this lady got this much attention for dancing 27
straight hours, maybe I can get even more attention
for dancing 30 straight hours.
And so within just, like, I think three weeks of Alma
Cummings setting this record for dancing,
it had been broken nine times, at least,
from people trying to seek the same kind of publicity
she got.
Yeah, and you know, it's funny.
It really, like we talk about these days,
how everyone wants their 10 minutes,
or they want to be reality show famous, or whatever.
Has it been whittled down to 10 now?
I thought it was like 15.
Well, like that's something new, and it's really not.
Like, this is sort of the version of that back then,
was I want to be famous, I want my names in the papers,
but I'm not particularly skilled enough
to do anything to do that.
So I'll rock in a rocking chair for three days.
Yeah, and hopefully they will come.
If I rock, they will come.
That was a pity laugh at best, but I appreciate it.
Well, that was a bad joke.
Yeah, admittedly.
But it would, and we should shout out
a bunch of great websites here, because this next bit came
from Atlas Obscura, one of our favorite sites,
and also our dearest of old sites
that we always have loved, Mental Floss, Ripley's History
Daily, J. Mark Powell, and Historic Pelham,
which is great.
But Atlas Obscura talks about in the 30s,
and this is really kind of depressing,
during the Depression.
It's very appropriate.
Is that sometimes people would enter these dance marathons
because it would be somewhere they could sleep and eat
for a week at a time, when they didn't necessarily
have a home or food.
Yeah, it is extremely depressing.
Or just the prize money that was offered in the Depression
might be enough to keep your house from being foreclosed on.
So yeah, the thing is, you can blame promoters
for continuing this long beyond the fad,
but the promoters wouldn't have been putting these on
and offering this prize money, were it not for all the crowds
that would show up every day to watch these people get
increasingly closer to catastrophic exhaustion
from dance marathons, because there were rules
where probably early on in the dance marathon,
you could sleep or rest for 15 minutes of every hour.
And then after a week of this dance marathon going on,
the promoter might be like,
oh, okay, well, we need to step things up a little bit.
And you will now have three minutes per hour,
every 24 hour period in a day to where you can rest.
And then toward the end, they'd be like, no rest.
I think I read about one where the last 57 hours
of a multi-week dance marathon had no rest.
So these people dance for more than two straight days
constantly, you had to constantly be in motion
and your knees couldn't touch the ground
or else you'd be disqualified.
Yeah, and if you look at footage of this stuff,
I mean, it's charitable to recall what they're doing
and it's dancing toward the end.
It's just hanging, it looks like two corpses
hanging on each other, sort of swaying back and forth.
Yeah.
I don't get, I mean, any of these things,
even the modern day versions of like these contests
where you have to keep your hand on a car or whatever.
Uh-huh, any on a hard body?
Oh man, or sit in the car, I knew a guy that did one
of those where he tried to win a Volkswagen Beetle
by sitting in it with four other people in a mall.
I'm just like.
Oh yeah, you told us that story before.
Did he win or not?
I think he did, but there's just no way, kill me.
Yeah, it would be really awful for sure.
Because let's say for one of those contests,
let's say you don't win, then you've just sat in a car
with three strangers for a week
and you didn't even get the car.
But even if you did get the car,
imagine yourself five years on and that car is like,
cursed, there's tears in the seats or something like that.
You know, like the glove compartment won't close.
I mean, I guess you've got a story to tell at cocktail parties,
but even that would wear thin after a while.
Yeah.
But Chuck, we need people to do stuff like that
because there's something about contests like this,
there's something about fads like flagpole sitting
that keep humanity from becoming too cerebral.
You know what I mean?
From just becoming like computers, basically,
we need people to do stuff like this
because it brings out some juvenile something in us
that makes us want to find out about it
or learn about it or talk about it.
And I think that's good.
I think that's healthy for our species.
All right, it's my take, it's genuinely off the cuff.
I'm actually just surprised at myself
that I just said that out loud.
You're just riffing.
So, Shipwreck Kelly, back to flagpole sitting.
That initial 13 hour, 13 minute sit,
like you said, inspired so many others to break it
and it was getting broken in pretty short order,
kind of like the dance-a-thons.
There was a woman named Bobby Mack from LA who did it,
a guy named Joe Holdham Powers,
who did this in Chicago for 16 days.
Another guy for 51 days named Bill Penfield.
Yeah, so let's point this out.
Take a second here.
Shipwreck Kelly did 13 hours
and kicked off a national fad.
These people are now into weeks at a time.
51 days is more than seven weeks up there.
Yeah, that's a long time.
It's pretty impressive, I'm impressed at least, yeah.
Are you bucking the cerebral?
Yes, right now.
Can you tell?
Let me see here in the 20s.
There was a 15-year-old boy who set the kid record
for 10 days, 10 hours, 10 minutes and 10 seconds.
I think that was planned.
I, yeah, if not, then...
But see, there you go, Chuck.
We're thinking about that.
It's making us think this little kid is making us think
we gotta avoid that.
It needs to be random combinations of numbers
so we don't start thinking about it.
We should also point out that not everyone was like,
oh, this is the best thing ever in Cosmopolitan magazine,
Cosmo called it competitive imbecility.
Yeah, this is fine.
We need that too.
I have to say, I wanna say something here,
it's a little PSA, this might not even ever make it
in the final edit, so I'll just say it to you,
how about that?
I would say the last few weeks of episodes,
there's been some good ones here and there,
but overall, I find that they've been less good
because I am so sick of myself
because we've been so entrenched in the book right now.
So it's like living, breathing, S-Y-S-K, which is us,
and having to confront myself and my own personality
and sense of humor and whether that's actually funny
and just constantly thinking about this
on top of doing the podcast,
on top of the other stuff we're trying to do now too,
and I am so sick of myself,
I can barely tolerate listening to myself talk.
So if anyone's picked up on the last few episodes,
like in the last few weeks, just being a little ho-hum,
that's why, and I apologize.
Maybe we'll go back and redo them one day.
Wow, news to me.
I think you've been great.
Hey, thanks a lot, man.
That's ultimately what I was fishing for.
All right, well, if you want to cut that part out,
let me pick this up by saying,
and I'm sure you've made a great point, Josh.
So back to Kelly, right?
You got all these, I'm sure,
Shipwreck Kelly deemed slackjawed yokels,
ho-hums, that kind of thing,
who were out there trying to topple his record,
and they did, someone did topple his record,
but nobody had turned this into a business
like Shipwreck Kelly had.
He was a one-man, money-making machine
who made his money just by sitting on top of a flagpole.
Good money.
Because he was really good at self-promoting.
Like, there wasn't a reporter who's here,
he wouldn't bend if he got the chance.
And in these reports, or these articles,
he would say things like, yeah, I'm in town for this,
but if anybody has any other offers, I'm wide open,
and I'm staying at, you know,
the Cambridge Arms Itinerant Hotel
for the next few days if somebody wants to get in touch
with me there with a job offer.
Like, he was really good at attracting job offers,
specifically for flagpole sitting.
Yeah, and he made good dough.
For back, I mean, this is good money anytime.
If he made $100 an hour like he claimed to,
other people said, no, it really wasn't that much.
It was probably closer to anywhere
between $100 and $500 a day, still a lot of money.
Sure.
And like you said, it was like,
he was almost like a celebrity version of a sign spinner.
Like, if you could pay George Clooney to sign spin
in front of your mobile phone store,
that was sort of what Shipwreck Kelly was.
That's a great one.
I got one too.
It's almost like if there was a cult of personality
built up around like the flapping dancing wind sock guy
that they put out in front of like mattress stores
in like 2005.
Yeah, I love those dudes.
Okay.
Those are fun.
I think both of those are high quality analogies.
Well, we'll see which one Jerry uses in the edit.
Okay.
Let me see here.
Here's some of his longer sits.
He did 146 hours at the Old West Gate Hotel in Kansas City.
Not bad.
312 hours in Newark, New Jersey,
atop the St. Francis Hotel.
That's pretty good.
Sure.
I don't know what that is in days, but.
312 hours.
Let's see.
If you divided that by 24 as you should,
you would come up with something along the lines
of 13 days on the nose.
Hmm.
All right.
Well, how about 22 days?
And this was in conjunction with the dance marathon
at none other than Madison Square Garden.
Yeah, because I don't know if we said or not,
but there was a dance marathon at Madison Square Gardens
that was actually shut down by the health department
because they decided it had gone on too long, 10 days,
and that it deemed a threat to the health of the participants.
That wasn't the one that he sat in,
but there was one the following year where for,
what was it, 22 days?
Yeah.
That means that the dance marathon went on for 22 days.
But imagine that.
So you've got these two endurance fads just interweaved
in this way that the universe almost like collapses in on itself
because they're put together too close together, you know?
Yeah.
And here's how he would do it.
He would sit on that bar stool like thing and it was padded
and he would, you know, eat and smoke cigarettes
and shave apparently.
And they would send this stuff up with a bucket and a rope
and tell him how he would sleep
because this is what I really kind of wanted to know.
So you said his seat was like a bar stool,
a round bar stool basically, right?
Yeah.
And it was on a pole, a flag pole appropriately.
And then in the flag pole, you'd have two holes drilled
just beneath the seat.
And now that I'm doing it, I'm like, that's really hard to reach.
So now I'm questioning whether this is true or not.
He might have long arms.
Maybe so.
Long thumbs.
So he would plug his thumbs into those holes
drilled into each side of the flag pole
so that when he started to lean forward,
the pressure from that, the flag pole on his thumbs
would kind of cut into his skin
and wake him up just enough that he would adjust himself.
And apparently he got so good at this
that he would adjust himself to sit back up
so he wouldn't fall over off of the flag pole
while he was still sleeping.
Like he wouldn't wake up.
He could just adjust himself in his sleep.
That's right.
And he'd have his little, I don't know if they're little,
but he would have his ankles locked around the pole.
And apparently it would tether a leg
to keep him from catastrophe.
But I think it's very dubious
that that was a solid life-saving rig.
Yeah.
And I mean, like some of these flag poles,
he's sitting on 30 feet, 50 feet.
One of them, I guess the impression I had,
the one that you mentioned on Kansas City's Westgate Hotel,
that that flag pole was on the top roof of the hotel.
So, I mean, he was up there for sure.
And if he had something gone wrong, he would have,
yeah, that tether probably would not have done terribly much.
Or it would have done a lot to keep his leg hanging up there,
but the rest of them would have kept going to the ground.
How did he pee and poo poo?
He had a little contraption for that
with the tube that went down.
Okay.
But here's the thing.
So you're a traveling flag pole sitter.
You're relying on the help of other people on the ground.
You need food.
When you pee and poop into that contraption
that leads to a tube that goes down to the ground,
you don't want that just leaking out for the spectators
to see and smell and experience.
You need it to go into a bucket
that somebody's going to go take away and dump.
So you're relying on this kind of group of assistants in hands
that probably the promoter maybe helped hire for you.
Maybe you make a friend along the way
who just kind of travels from town to town
with you for a little while.
That's what I think.
He had, Shipra Kelly had an assistant.
He had a boy.
That was the worst job in show business.
Right. He had a lad who would help him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, but it would be a pretty bad job.
Yeah.
But anyway, so he had to, I mean, he had to eat
and he didn't eat much.
He would apparently just kind of almost do a broth fast,
augmented with cigarettes and coffee.
He would stay up for four days at a time
because like living on a flag pole is not exactly
like the most comfortable place you can exist for,
you know, 22 days or 13 days or however long.
No.
And it eventually turned against him
in that the money dried up
after he did this sort of big Atlantic City stunt
that we talked about.
And it was the Great Depression
and eventually people were kind of like,
I don't really care so much about this dump stunt
because I'm starving and I'm broke and I'm homeless.
Right.
And the kind of tide of public opinion turns
such that in 1935 he went to do this in the Bronx
and he was actually arrested for public nuisance.
Yeah.
And I'm sure he was like, but I'm shipwreck Kelly.
Right.
But I mean, think about it.
That's like everybody's sick of you now Kelly and your shtick.
We're all just depressed in the depression.
So maybe we'll do a dance marathon,
but we're not going to watch you sit around
in a flagpole anymore.
And there was a contemporary article
that was written at the time that said that
he attributed the decline of flagpole sitting
directly to the stock market crash.
And he said that people didn't want to see
anything higher than their securities,
stock securities at the time,
which were not very high.
I never want to went,
this is just not even a joke and good taste.
Right.
And he punches human familiar in the mouth
and say, you told me to tell that joke.
It's you.
Man, that was gangbusters Chuck.
Do you watch that show?
You got me.
What we do in the shadows?
I've seen some episodes of it.
You know, we were talking about it.
And one of the PAs, I think,
wrote in to say that they were just blown away
that we were giving such big ups to their show.
I think I remember that.
If you talk to Matt Berry, tell him he's a comedy genius.
I never heard anything back.
But oh, have you seen an evening with
Beverly Loughlin?
No.
How do I know that name?
So it's a Craig.
Robinson?
Yes.
From the office, right?
Yeah.
He plays a guy named Beverly Loughlin.
And Aubrey Meadows.
Aubrey Plaza.
Aubrey Meadows.
Plaza.
That's right.
Man, I'm really screwed.
You're great with first name, so.
Yeah.
And then, okay.
So she's the main character.
Jermaine Clement.
I know him.
You got that.
He plays...
Well, you just have to see it.
Anyway, it's a really...
Well, he was in What We Do in the Shadows, the movie.
Right.
Right.
So I think he co-created it, too.
This is what all ties into this.
He and Matt Berry are also in this, too.
Matt Berry is in the TV version of What We Do in the Shadows.
Yes.
Jermaine Clement helped create it.
But it's definitely worth watching.
It is purposefully very bizarre,
which can get really annoying really easily.
But this movie pulls it off very well.
Purposeful, bizarreness, and for humor.
And it's a good movie.
It's worth watching.
Okay.
It's worth watching.
I'll leave it to you to decide whether it's a good movie or not.
Well, I love everybody in it.
That's a great cast.
Yeah.
I mean, it's a...
It's worth watching.
How about that?
All right.
Should we take our second break here?
Can you believe we haven't?
Yes, I can.
All right.
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Okay, so Kelly, when we left off, the public turns on him.
They don't care about him anymore.
He's, he's probably drunk in some hotel room somewhere with his human familiar talking
about the good old days at this point.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah, it is kind of sad.
I get the impression that the memory palace episode really focuses on the sad decline of
Shipwreck Kelly, because I mean, he was a celebrity, a national, probably international
celebrity for like a decade, a decade for sitting on flagpoles.
And then all of a sudden he's just done.
Like society drops him like a hot potato and he's penniless and on public assistance basically.
Yeah.
And he died a very sad death.
He did.
And I think his final flagpole sit was all the way in the 1950s in Orange, Texas in 1952.
He was almost 60 years old at this point.
And he had during the publicity run up to this had two heart attacks.
Well, was he sitting on his pole for publicity or was this part of the pole sitting when he had the heart attacks?
He was, he had the heart attacks on the pole during the publicity.
Oh, so the actual sit was another publicity stunt for someplace.
Right.
Yeah.
I don't know what business it was for.
I didn't see that, but I did see that the promoters were like, come down right now.
We don't think you're going to survive a third heart attack.
So stop.
And they were.
Which is crazy.
I mean, it was only 59 at the time.
Yeah, but 59 in the 1950s.
That was tough.
I guess so.
That's a tough 50.
When your name was Shipwreck.
Yeah.
But he did die of that third heart attack like a week after that, right?
Yeah.
He was a writer on New York on 51st street and he dropped dead on the sidewalk from a heart attack.
And he was found holding a scrapbook of all like clippings of newspaper articles about him during his heyday.
Oh man.
Isn't that sad?
It's like a movie.
Yeah.
I can't believe this is a movie.
He's, I mean, he's a goldmine just waiting to be well mined.
Wait, wait, wait.
There's one other thing about him before we move on.
What do you got?
After he was done with his flagpole sitting career, the heyday of it, one of the jobs he had was as a gigolo, a male escort who would dance with whoever wanted him to dance at the Roseland ballroom near Times Square.
He was a private dancer.
A dancer for money.
I've been to Roseland, seen some good shows there.
Yeah.
Well, you were where Shipwreck Kelly danced for a dime of dance because he was a gigolo.
I would have paid for that dance.
Sure.
Tell him to sit on my head.
Hey, he'll do what you want him to do.
Oh boy.
So we looked or rather you look because you put this one together and you found one death from flagpole sitting.
Isn't that right?
That's all I could turn up.
Surely.
Surely there were more, but I could really only find one and this guy was wonderful in every way.
Dick Blandy?
Dick C. Blandy.
Richard Dixie, D-I-X-I-E Blandy.
Dick Dixie Blandy.
Sure.
So Dick C. Blandy, he was a flagpole sitter who was contemporaneous to Shipwreck Kelly.
A little bit.
Surely he was directly inspired by Shipwreck Kelly.
He came along and started in 1929, which was almost the worst year you could join the flagpole sitting movement
because just the next year, Shipwreck Kelly had his triumphant sit above two, what?
Triumphant sit.
It's just great.
Yeah.
Well, it was triumphant for a couple of reasons.
One, it was his longest sit, I believe, 22 days, 23 days, something like that.
And secondly, it was above a top, a 200-foot flagpole.
For weeks, he sat up there.
That's triumphant, if you ask me.
But he did his in 1930 and everybody dropped him right after.
Dixie Blandy just started in 1929, but even though people said flagpole sitting is so out,
we're not going to bother even looking up when we see somebody on a flagpole.
Dixie Blandy said, you know what?
I'm not giving up on this.
And he continued to make a career out of it wherever he could.
Yes, until he died from flagpole sitting at the age of 71.
In 1974, he fell off of his flagpole.
It was a 50-foot pole.
And where was this?
In Harvey?
Yeah, I get the impression in Pennsylvania.
Harvey, Pennsylvania?
Yeah, because the article that reported on it as if it were something of a nearby event was called the Reading Eagle.
And reading is in Pennsylvania, right?
Yeah, is it Reading?
Whatever.
I can't tell you how many times I've been told that since I was a child playing Monopoly.
And it's just never stuck for some reason.
Oh, was that the titular railroad?
Oh, okay.
The reading railroad.
We said reading.
Yeah, that's right.
That's what I said too, but apparently it's writing.
I didn't know.
I didn't know it was the same thing.
But either way, this is where Harvey, and of course, it's always like the grand opening of a shopping center or something.
And that's what was going on here.
It's a four-day promotion.
And he basically said, I think this pole was attached to a trailer and the trailer moved.
Is that right?
Well, he asked the security guard to move the trailer so they could make room for what I took to be a cherry picker that could go up and get them.
This is hours before the end of his four-day sit.
And when the security guard, I guess who had never tried this before, moved the trailer, a guy wire that was stabilizing the pole became taught and actually pulled the pole, snapped the pole in two with Dixie still on top of this 50-foot pole.
And he landed skull first from what I can tell onto the asphalt below.
This is not what you want to open your grocery store with.
No, or to close your flagpole sit with.
No, either way, it's a bad jam.
If you're going to fall, fall early.
This was not his only accident too.
This was the one that got him, but he had fractured his skull before when he was thrown off a pole in a storm in 1955.
And then there was, this is heartwarming, in 1961, he was doing a pole sit for a promotion dressed as Santa Claus.
And he was shouting, Merry Christmas.
That was his job.
Sit on the top of the flagpole and shout, Merry Christmas.
And apparently the guys are the point where he finally yelled down that he was getting numb and he had to be taken to the hospital.
Yeah.
Which is, this is what I'm talking about, man.
Just no thought, it doesn't take thought to just think about flagpole sitting and I love that about it.
Yeah.
Merry Christmas.
Hey, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas.
I think there's something wrong up here.
I got to go to the hospital because I'm sitting on top of a flagpole dressed as Santa Claus, shouting Merry Christmas for three days and it's December in Pennsylvania.
In Reading, it's reading.
Right.
This was, you know, these were definitely the waning days.
This was in the 1970s.
There were some other stunts throughout the years here and there.
A couple got married atop a flagpole.
Let me see here.
A 17-year-old in 1963 named Peggy Townsend spent 217 days on a pole for a contest for a radio station.
Yeah.
And then the granddaddy of them all, this guy, Kenneth Gage, Ken Gage, 248 days in 1971, this guy would later on be a state rep for New Hampshire.
And he, I mean, reading his account, he was basically like, it was terrible.
Right.
And I hated it every second of it.
Not only that, he had a parakeet, he had his parakeet with him named Nixon and he said that his parakeet came to hate him, like despise him.
He said he didn't think any animals ever hated somebody more than that parakeet hated him.
Probably because he made him stay up there in this little tiny house on top of fiberglass pole that was swayed back and forth.
He couldn't lay down straight in it because the pole, so he had to lay wrapped around the pole.
It sounds really horrible and terrible.
And he did it to get publicity because he was an out of work actor, I guess, at the time.
Yeah.
Like I said, to call the thing a house is generous.
It's this little, you can see a picture of it, but it was some sort of shelter at least.
He wasn't just sitting like on a bar stool like Shipwreck Kelly for 248 days.
Sure.
But it was bad.
And it's just funny reading these quotes from him.
He did not have a good time and he just basically kind of talked about how awful it was.
Yeah.
They said that he lost 15 pounds, three inches from his waist and 13 days of sleep just within the first three months.
And that when people would come out, like when the weather was nice, people would come out and shout questions up to him and talk to him.
And he said the men usually asked if he sleeps and how he goes to the bathroom.
And then women asked if he was lonely, which I find very sweet.
But I mean, remember, we started out here at 13 hours is what kicked this off.
And this guy, Kenneth Gidge, has brought it up to 248 days.
But Chuck, that does not seem to be the record any longer.
In fact, the record may never be broken ever.
What do you think?
Yeah.
H. David Werder of WikiWatch, Florida.
Man, this is unbelievable, sat for 439 days, 11 hours, six minutes.
Yeah.
His sit went from 1982 to 1984.
That's amazing.
Yeah.
And it was outside of an appliance center in Clearwater.
And he didn't do this as like a publicity stunt for that appliance center.
He did it to protest gas prices at the time.
Yeah.
That's how you see these days sometimes is protests.
Sure.
But the gas at the time was 99 cents a gallon.
That's cute.
So his protest didn't work at all.
But he spent 439 days of his life on a flagpole because he was mad about the price of gas.
No thought whatsoever to a zen like beautiful state is what this man achieved.
Is that the overarching theme?
Yep.
I think so, man.
Alrighty.
You got anything else?
Yeah.
I mean, we should mention David Blaine, he very famously did this standing in 2002.
Remember that?
For how long?
Yeah.
I don't remember that at all.
He stood atop a 90 foot pole for 35 hours in Bryant Park in New York.
Wow.
And this is when he was doing those.
I love the guys, the street magician and give me a little levitation trick.
But when he was like, I'm going to hold my breath or I'm going to be encased in ice or
stand on this thing.
That's when I lost interest.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
I like street magic too.
It's pretty great stuff.
Yeah.
But yeah, he stood.
It's tough to stand.
I mean, sitting is hard, but standing is a whole different deal.
Yeah, for sure.
I wouldn't want to do it.
Nope.
So you got anything else about flagpole sitting?
I don't.
Well, then Chuck, that means, of course, it's time for Listener Mail.
This is, oh, this is just funny.
Remember in Bruxism, I talked about my Dr. Tuggle?
This comes from Joe in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania.
He said, hey guys, thanks for the entertainment knowledge.
Your discussion of doctor names at the end of the Bruxism podcast reminded me of two
anecdotes.
My ex-wife had a dentist in San Francisco named Dr. Drilling.
No.
Pretty good, huh?
Sure.
And this is even better.
He said, second, this one never gets appreciated as much by others for some reason.
It must, she just hit me the right way, but I'm with you, Joe.
It hits me too.
She worked with a medical, worked in medical administration, and her boss at one point
was named Dr. Wachter.
W-A-C-H-T-E-R.
Pronounce Wachter.
And he said, I could just imagine her submitting daily reports using baby talk going,
here, Dr. Wachter, here, your reports for the day.
Man, this guy is our new mascot here on the show.
I think we need to actually get him on here.
What's his name?
Joe in Gettysburg.
I love it.
Yeah, Joe.
Way to go.
This is one of the best Listener Males I think I've ever heard, Chuck.
Dr. Wachter.
Well, if you want to be like Joe and try to topple his record as the greatest e-mail
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