Stuff You Should Know - GONG: The Chuck Barris Story
Episode Date: January 7, 2025Chuck Barris was a TV visionary, developing shows in the 70s that were decades ahead of their time. But was he also a covert assassin for the CIA? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...ion.
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Welcome to Stuff You Should Know, a production of iHeartRadio.
Hey and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh and there's Chuck and Jerry's here too.
And this is Stuff You Should Know.
And if this were the Gong Show, we would have been Gong a very long time ago, I believe.
I think you mean Chuckie Baby.
Yeah, that's right.
Nice catch, because we're talking about
Chuckie Baby, the original one, not you, the Chuckie Baby.
I got called that though, back then, because of this.
Oh really? Oh yeah.
Boy, you've been alive for a lifetime.
I get, well, it's about the same,
and this was right in my cultural wheelhouse
from like seven to 10, but that makes it
a little young for you, or a little old for you, I guess.
Yeah, I was a baby when it started.
I think I might've not been born quite yet when it started,
but yeah, it was not something I watched as a toddler.
Okay, so did you watch any gong show ever?
Like was it reruns or something?
Yeah, I saw some reruns.
I was never, I mean, I can understand
the Gong Show is a cult classic.
And I totally get why.
It just never got me in that way.
You know what I mean?
Hey, when you're seven, it's pretty great.
How bad?
You're like, come on boobs.
So we're not talking specifically just about The Gong Show.
We're talking about the guy who is routinely wrongly attributed for creating The Gong Show.
And the reason why is because he was a legendary game show producer and he hosted The Gong Show
and his name was Chuck Barris.
But just to kind of clear the air right out of the gate, The Gong Show was actually created
by Chris Beard, who would go on to become a legendary creator
of another cult classic called Sherman Oaks in the 90s.
I never watched that.
Hmm.
I've never heard of that.
I feel like I had heard of it, but I really
don't think I ever saw it.
There's a lot of the 90s I probably don't remember,
but you know.
I don't think I watched Sherman Oaks.
Yeah, the 90s were our 70s.
Yeah, yeah, kind of like our 70s and our 60s combined.
Yeah, and the reason we're talking about Chuck Barris
is not just the fact that he was way ahead of his time
in a lot of ways as far as what kind of content
he was putting on television.
Like a real visionary if you look back
at what we're seeing today, you know,
and what he was doing at the time.
But the reason we're talking about Chuck Barris is because he did that.
And also, as we will learn in Act III, well, we'll learn it now, but we'll get into it
in Act III, Chuck Barris also wrote a book in 1984 after his TV career was pretty much
over.
Right.
Wherein he said, basically, that while this was going on, he was a secret assassin for the CIA and
carried out at least 33 murders on behalf of the American government.
And that was a book called Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, also made into a film of
that same name, which makes this sort of an obvious pick for something for us to go over.
I thought you were going gonna say like something new
came up about him or something like that recently.
So how did you think of Chuck Baris?
Like are you always just walking around
with Chuck Baris in the back of your mind?
It popped up somehow and I was like,
because I saw that movie and I was like,
oh yeah, that's so weird that Chuck Baris wrote a memoir
in which he said that he was a CIA assassin.
Yeah.
Like, what was up?
Like, I never even, like, did any research to see how untrue that may or may not have
been.
So that was really kind of it.
Yeah.
In the movie, I think that was George Clooney's directorial debut.
Yeah.
They treat it like, yeah, it's part of his life narrative.
Yeah.
Which was an interesting choice, but also it kind of gets you out of like,
really getting caught in the weeds of trying to explore
if it was true and if it's not, why he did that.
I think it was a good move actually.
Yeah, so here we go on the Baron of Bad Taste,
the King of Dynamite television.
I've got one.
The King of Schlock and drum roll.
The Ayatollah of Trash-Ola. Isn't that great?
In very of the time that fits.
The Ayatollah was on people's minds
in the mid to late seventies.
Yeah.
So yeah, this guy was born in 1929.
Apparently when you read about interviews
that he's given, like he was born in 29, 30, 31, 32.
Like he is not huge on keeping up with consistent details.
And I still don't know whether that was intentional.
Like was he toying with people all this time
or did he just not pay attention to that kind of thing
because he had bigger stuff going on?
Yeah, like killing people.
Who knows?
But he is a guy from Philly, went to, at the time, Drexel Institute of Technology, now Drexel University in the 50s.
Wanted to be a songwriter for Tin Pan Alley for a little while. Ultimately would write a song, which we'll get to.
And then decided he wanted to get into television and became a page at NBC in 1955,
which went nowhere because the daytime sales
department he was a page for at the time was eliminated.
But that gave him the TV bug.
Yeah, that was what he wanted to do, is crack into TV.
He even went so far as to marry the niece of the founder of CBS, a woman named Lynn
Levy. No. But yeah, in the context of his ambitions,
you're like, hmm, like what's that?
Like, you know, deliberate kind of thing?
Who knows?
I guess it doesn't really matter.
Although, he was married to her for 19 years.
I will point that out, you know.
So it seems like a real marriage.
Talk about keeping up appearances.
Yeah.
So yeah, he started out like Kenneth from 30 Rock,
didn't last.
And then I don't know how it happened,
but he ended up getting an assignment from ABC.
So he started at NBC, moved to ABC.
And his sole job was to go babysit Dick Clark to make sure
that he wasn't accepting bribes or being a corrupt host
of American Bandstand.
That was his job.
In his 20s.
Yeah.
And it was supposed to last just a couple of weeks.
It ended up lasting a year.
And then very interestingly, he kept copious notes.
Every day he would write up like a minute detailed account
of everything that happened on set that day.
And he would also include jokes and like parts of his philosophy and stuff like that.
And it turned into like a 700 page document that ended up bailing Dick Clark out.
Yeah. In the end, when Dick Clark testified in front of the US House subcommittee,
it was about, you know, payola scandals of, you know,
pay for play basically for music, which was illegal.
It actually got him out, like you said, and Dick Clark was like, hey buddy, I
wonder what you were scribbling on all that whole year, but you helped me out
inadvertently and now you got a full-time job in our daytime TV department here at ABC.
Yeah, he also said, hey by the way, have you ever thought about getting into songwriting?
And in fact, Dick Clark set him up with Freddie Boom Boom Cannon, a top recording artist at the time and a friend of Dick Clark's.
And he recorded a song, Palisades Park, that Chuck Barris wrote, and it made it to like number three on the Billboard charts.
Oh, yeah. I know that song.
And I think in 1962, I think it was?
Yeah. And the Beach Boys ended up covering it.
So that alone probably made him quite successful
right off the bat.
Yeah, for sure.
Even though his songwriting career,
I mean, that was kind of it for songwriting
because his TV career was taking off.
By all appearances was a very hard worker.
And I don't want to come across as we're just
singing Chuck Barus's praises constantly here.
He changed the game in a lot of ways in TV,
but as we'll see, because it was the 70s,
there was a lot of misogyny tied into
stuff he was doing on TV, which we'll get to.
Just wanted to sort of level set on that.
Yeah, I think that was good.
But when he was working for ABC,
he became, worked his way up to
Director of Daytime Programs,
and initially got on the map with them
by making a pilot about,
it was called People Poker,
and it was sort of the first sign
that he wanted to do a different kind of game show.
Like sort of a, what would become like a Jerry Springer type thing with a game show component
as far as people poker goes was people were on the show to guess the professions of different
other people in this pilot, which is I believe as far as it went.
He had all women on the show.
He had brain surgeons, police officers, and sex workers.
And it ended up that the cops and the sex workers
got into a literal fight.
And the show obviously didn't go anywhere,
and he left ABC not too long after.
Yeah, so that was huge that he struck out on his own.
And in fact, shortly after that,
he founded Chuck Barrett's Productions. That was 1965, so probably as The Door
was still swinging behind him at ABC.
Which, by the way, he said he was the director
of daytime programs.
Apparently he didn't like that title,
so he changed his official title to Duke of Daytime.
That's the kind of guy he was.
This guy's working his way up,
and that's one of the things he does, right?
So it does make sense that he goes off
and founds his own production company
with a $20,000 loan from his stepdad.
And that ended up paying off because in 1965,
he developed the dating game, turned around
and sold it to his former employer, ABC.
And it was basically off the bat, a smash hit
in that it was innovative, it was a pioneering
game show up to this point.
Like you said, this was all new.
People answered questions on quiz shows or there were puzzles or something like that.
No one was doing this kind of thing.
And Chuck Baris literally came up with it.
Sorry, he genuinely sincerely came up with it.
And it was, it just, it put him on the map
and just kind of showed everybody what he could do,
for better or worse, like you were saying.
Yeah, and the dating game was huge.
I mean, I watched a lot of dating game as a kid.
Jim Lang was the original host back then.
Eventually, Chuck Woolery would take over.
He'll be back in two and two, as we all know.
And if you've never seen the dating game, the format was there are three potential dates Chuck Woolery would take over. He'll be back in two and two, as we all know.
And if you've never seen the dating game,
the format was there are three potential dates
hidden on the other side of a screen,
and a woman interviews these three men,
and then supposedly goes on a date with one of them.
But what it became known for eventually
was people coming on early in their career
who were underemployed or unemployed actors.
So Sally Field, Schwarzenegger, Tom Selleck, John Hamm,
Andy Kaufman as Latke, like workshopping the character
as a contestant on the dating game.
As an eligible bachelor on the dating game.
Oh yeah.
Latke.
It was a big deal, it was a huge show
and I wanna quickly plug this new movie from Anna Kendrick, Woman of the Hour game, Black. Oh, yeah. It was a big deal. It was a huge show, and I want to quickly plug this new movie from Anna Kendrick, Woman
of the Hour, on Netflix.
Have you heard of it?
Yeah.
I haven't seen it yet, though.
It's good, man.
Anna Kendrick's directorial debut, she knocked it out of the park, I think.
It's a really effective movie about the true story of a dating game bachelor, Rodney Alcala, who was a serial killer.
And he was on the game after he had been a serial,
while he was a serial killer, won the dating game,
and the woman who was the bachelorette
refused to go on the date with him
because he was such a creepy weirdo.
But it's a really effective movie.
Like she nails the threat that a woman feels generally from men,
like, more effectively than maybe I've seen anyone ever do it.
Like, crawling out of your skin just by this guy,
like, being in a parking lot with her at night,
like, that kind of thing.
Yeah, and plus also at that time, too,
that was fully socially supported.
Like, men could be total creeps and put their hands on women
and it was pretty much like,
yeah, that's just the way things are at the time too.
Yeah, good movie though.
So he followed up the dating game with the Newlywood game.
Huge.
Very similar, except, well, not that similar.
I mean, the format was different enough
that it's not the exact same game,
but he took married couples.
We've talked about this before,
I think on our game shows episode.
And he would separate the husbands and keep the wives back
and ask them questions about what their husband
would answer or say to some question.
Then he'd bring the husbands out and they'd go through
and see if their answers matched.
And then invariably, like, they would get it wrong
and some wives would get it wrong
and some wives would get mad if they got it right.
Some couples would kiss.
It was like very cute.
They were newlyweds, right?
But the content of both the dating game
and the newlywed game were so raunchy
that in a lot of cases there were segments
of the dating game that Chuck Baris was like,
well, can't use that because the guy mentioned
his junk in a really vulgar term.
Like junk.
Yeah, exactly.
He said even he was surprised at first.
That's not what he was going for.
But when it started to, when he could get enough
of the innuendo and everything out as produced shows that were aired,
and the popularity that they were met with,
he's like, well, I guess this is the direction I'm going.
Yeah, and so for the first time on TV,
you had people airing parts of their personal lives
on television, and you had people that,
Chuck Baris even acknowledged,
like, the prize money wasn't good on these shows.
Like they were doing these shows to be on TV.
Yeah, that was also partially deliberate on his part
because I read an interview with him and he said that
like a wife will bonk her husband over the head
with like the card that she has the answer written on. If he gets a question wrong, then there's a toaster at stake.
But if you have a yacht at stake,
that completely changes the dynamic of the game
and takes away all the fun.
Yeah.
We could have won a yacht.
Exactly.
But at the same time, he also said that,
like the Newlywed game was also famous for couples
just going totally gaga
over pretty mundane prizes.
And the other couples would be upset
or they'd look kind of upset that they didn't win.
And he said that he would do pre-interviews with people
and ask what their dream prize was.
And then he would put together three couples
that all had the same dream prize.
So it would hurt that much more when they didn't get it.
So I don't know which one's true or maybe both are true, but that's another example
of him speaking out of both sides of his mouth, which he did a lot.
Yeah.
And the data shows that 80% of newlywed couples in the 70s, their dream prize was an all-expense-paid
trip to Acapulco.
Yeah.
Well, that's what they got, whether they liked it or not.
The most exotic place in the world at the time.
Oh man, Acapulco was so big back then.
I didn't even know anything about Acapulco.
Is it still around?
I believe it's still around.
I don't think it's fallen into the ocean yet.
All right, so Baris is killing it
with dating game and newlywed game.
He started just producing show after show after show.
The only one I will mention is the only one from this list
that I really watched, which was the $1.98 beauty show
hosted by the late great Rip Taylor.
Yeah, I'm glad that was the one you chose.
I was like, what is that?
And I researched it and I was like,
you have to be kidding me.
It was so good.
The prize was $1.98 and Rip Taylor is just a legend
and sort of an American gay icon in the 70s.
Yeah, the guy who wore a really bad toupee
and would throw confetti all the time.
He's great.
Yeah, he was great.
So yeah, that show was one of the ones
that Chuck Barrett's really took a lot of heat for.
It was described by him as a spoof of pageants, right?
So they were making fun of actual pageants.
But the way that they made fun of it was to humiliate and embarrass women who normally
wouldn't have participated in a traditional beauty contest.
That's right.
Rather than celebrating them, they pointed out all the reasons why they couldn't have
made it on a real beauty contest.
Just some of the quotes I read were really, really mean.
And yet it was a hit show at the time.
I think it was just on for a couple of years, but that seems to be about how long his shows
lasted, but they were like huge flashes in the pan sometimes.
Not all the time.
He had some flops, but he would, you know,
a show like that would be on for a few years
and then it'd just be gone.
Yeah.
And just to stick up for myself a little bit,
the eight-year-old Chuck didn't realize he was being fed,
you know, blatant misogyny at the time.
Yeah.
Again, I mean, that's how things were.
It's really like changed for the better in so many ways.
Cause yeah, like I'm sure grown men were just laughing so hard
at those insults.
It's just crazy.
Yeah, I was probably like, my dad's laughing,
so let me bond with him.
Exactly.
Or try to, at least.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
So no, no, no, do your laugh from the,
that's not quite a laugh from the Halloween episode.
I can't redo it.
It'll just be a disappointment.
Oh, man. All right, before we break, we should mention that's not quite a laugh from the Halloween episode. I can't redo it. It'll just be a disappointment.
Oh, man.
All right, before we break, we should mention
that he got into book writing in 1974.
He would, like you said, go on to write many books
and I believe at the end of his life,
even kind of hoped he would be remembered for,
as an author rather than the king of schlock.
But in 74, he published You and Me, Babe,
You and Me, Babe, a fictionalized account of his marriage,
which ended a couple of years after the book came out.
But he gamed the system, like we talked about
gaming the system for the New York Times bestseller list
in that shorty episode,
landed on that New York Times bestseller list.
But, you know, that's how he started his book writing career.
Yeah, and at the time, this is 1974, this is like,
you pretty much were in the TV industry to know,
to have heard really of Chuck Barris and know what he was doing.
He was not a cultural icon yet.
So, there was a chance at the time that he could have been remembered for an author,
but he made a huge, fateful decision in 1976,
and we'll talk about that fateful decision
right after this.
Slick.
["Skateboard Surfers Theme"]
All right, we're back. Josh left quite a cliffhanger with the word that Chuck Baris made a very faithful decision.
And that faithful decision was to be the actual host of what would be the thing he was most
known for, The Gong Show, which ran for but two years in daytime, then a couple of more
years in syndication until 1980.
And you know, Baris said initially like, I thought this would be basically what we see now
with like America's Got Talent,
like a real talent show with real amateur talent.
But he got a lot of bad people in there
and decided to go a different route.
And the show ended up being very bad talent that was,
I mean, the premise of the show was
they performed in front of a celebrity panel,
and if it was so bad, the celebrity panel,
one of them could, or all of them sometimes,
could get up and hit the gong,
which would, in their performance,
if they managed to make it through without the gong,
they would rate them on a scale of zero to 10.
Yeah, but the celebrity panel,
and we're talking like celebrities of 20 years before panel.
Right.
Um, or if they were active celebrities, like say Jamie Farr, they were like B-list maybe.
Yeah, they were game show celebrities.
Kind of like match game level stuff.
Right, right.
But the, the celebrity judges on the panel had to wait 45 seconds.
Right.
Couldn't bang the to wait 45 seconds. Right.
He couldn't bang the gong 45 seconds.
So you'll see some gong shows where Jamie Farr
is just standing there at the gong
waiting for that 46th second so he can hit it.
And then if they made it 90 seconds,
that's when they would judge and potentially win.
And it was just, so I found a description of it.
This is Encyclopedia Britannica.
It was a quote, part talent show, parentheses, most contestants
conspicuously lacked talent.
Yeah.
Part demented variety show.
That's, that's encyclopedia Britannica describing this.
Yeah.
I mean, it was, it was really, really funny because the talent was bad and you could laugh at that
the panelists really yucked it up and sometimes
One would have the gong hammer the whatever you call the thing you hit the gong with is the mallet
I guess mm-hmm and other celebrity the panelists would be trying to rip it out of their hands and like no no let it go
They're all hamming it up and Chuck Barr Barris as host was, he's probably the weirdest TV show host
in TV show history.
And just how he hosted a show and how he behaved,
the weird things he did,
it was just very awkward and strange.
Yeah, like he would hide his face by pulling hats,
like big old hats that he would wear down over his eyes.
And he'd be talking to the audience,
like continuing on the show, but he clearly wanted
to crawl into that hat and hide.
He was beyond awkward.
So when you put all this stuff together,
like bad talent acts that aren't trying to be bad
in some cases, a really weird, awkward host
that's clearly uncomfortable hosting a game
show.
And then, you know, these, these, like you said, celebrity judges on the panel hamming
it up.
Like you have a cult classic today, but at the time there was nothing even remotely like
this that anyone had ever done ever.
It was totally groundbreaking.
I was too, but even I knew that at the time,
that that was a groundbreaking show.
You said, mama, groundbreaking?
That's right.
Yes, dear.
Yeah, that's exactly what she said too.
So I don't think we said that if you won,
you get a little gong trophy,
and you get a check for $516.32,
which was the sag minimum daily rate at that time.
And what the Gong Show, again, in retrospect, became known for in some ways
was the fact that some real, you know, talented people sometimes got their break there,
sometimes didn't necessarily get their break, but it was the first time
they'd ever done anything, you know, on television before.
Country singer-songwriter Bucks Carwilly was on. The band Oingo Boingo, when they were
the Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo.
Yeah, they would go on to,
their biggest hit was Weird Science.
Oh, and much other, I mean, Oingo Boingo's great.
Yeah, but I mean, their big hit was that,
and then the other one was Dead Man's Party,
which I think they played at a party and back to school.
Probably, and they're probably best known now
for the fact that their lead singer
and songwriter was Danny Elfman.
Yeah, so Danny Elfman, he was a huge composer,
especially in the late 80s, early 90s.
I mean, he did some really high profile stuff,
one of which was the Simpsons theme.
Oh yeah, Batman.
Yeah, he also, a lot of Tim Burton stuff too.
He also did the theme, he composed the theme
to Pee Wee Herman, Pee Wee Herman's,
I don't know if it was Pee Wee's Playhouse,
but certainly Pee Wee's Big Adventure he composed.
And that's interesting because they actually
could have potentially crossed paths on the Gong Show.
Because Oingo Boingo wasn't the only one on there.
Paul Rubens was, as he was kind of trying to start to develop his Pee-wee Herman character.
Yeah, he was on the dating game a few times as sort of the proto Pee-wee Herman character.
The Gong Show 14 times.
And he later in his career credited Chuck Baris.
He was like, if it hadn't have been for me getting
just the SAG minimum payment to be on that show,
that made me able to focus on my career
and my work with the Groundlings Improv Group
and not have to get another job.
And the fact that I got to workshop this character,
it got me in the public eye.
Like, he really kind of credited Chuck Barris
with not only helping him,
but all kinds of struggling artists.
Besides Ongo Boingo and Boxcar Willie,
Andrea McCardell was a 12-year-old
who performed on the Gong Show,
and she would get cast as the Broadway lead in Annie
because she was discovered on that show.
So, you know, things like that were happening.
Another singer named, did you mention Cheryl Lynn?
I didn't, no.
Yeah, she got a recording contract,
another singer because of her appearance on the Gong Show.
So, you know the-
She was the one, she recorded that disco hit
Got to Be Real.
I don't know that song.
It's got to be real.
Su su, su su, su su. I gotta have it baby.
You know that song.
I don't know.
Please don't make me continue.
No, that's okay.
I'll look it up.
So yes, she released a disco hit,
among other things from what I know.
But there's one more thing I wanted to mention about Paul Rubens.
He didn't always do Pee Wee.
One of the things he did,
and I could not find a video of it,
but I saw it written of,
he impersonated a dripping faucet as one of his acts.
That's pretty good.
Yeah, I thought that was very creative.
It was.
I mean, he was a groundling.
He's a very funny guy.
He was, I mean,
he was known most for Pee-wee, obviously,
and I think he at times felt like he was sort most for Pee Wee, obviously,
and I think he at times felt like he was sort of
stuck in that character.
It became so big he couldn't do anything else.
But he was also very in love and appreciative
with that character, you know.
Yeah, we saw his, you mean I went to Los Angeles
and saw his live Pee Wee's Playhouse show.
It was really good.
And yes, he was trapped in Pee Wee Herman for the most part,
but he did a great turn in Mystery Men
as the Spleen, remember?
Good God.
He didn't get enough of those chances, unfortunately,
but I think we should do a Pee Wee episode at some point.
You bet.
Let's do a Pee Wee three-parter.
All right, so the end would come for Chuck Baris
as far as his TV work goes.
At his peak, this is staggering,
and this is, you know, mind you, a time
when there were three main television networks.
It was even pre-Fox as far as programming goes.
He was supplying 27 hours a week of programming,
of TV game shows, which is, I mean, I don't know what percentage of that overall, you know, of their overall programming that was,
but 27 hours a week is, you're King Daddy TV if you're doing that.
Yeah, you literally can fill more than a full day of programming every week of new stuff.
That's crazy.
Oh, totally.
And in 1980, sort of at the peak, I guess it was starting to wane a little bit, he shut
it down, sold his TV company for supposedly $100 million, did a little TV here and there,
but basically that was it for him.
And one of the reasons, and there are many, you know, tastes change, and people were sort of moving
away from that kind of thing a little bit, I think.
But the show called Three's a Crowd that he pitched
in the 60s and would later do a pilot for in the 70s
had a lot to do with his downfall.
My goodness.
So the original version was one of the most abhorrent ideas
anyone's ever come up with for a game show.
It was you were gonna have a man
and his wife and then the man's mistress
and the mistress and the wife would compete
answering questions like on the Newlywed game
to see who knew him better.
Unbelievable. Can you imagine?
And apparently they made a pilot.
Oh yeah.
I can't, like think about how ruined
those people's lives were. Like even if it sounded like a lark at the time,
like, just to go through that in actuality
had to be totally different from the idea of it.
So he revamped it a little bit
and then replaced the mistress with the secretary.
And it was still the same format,
and even that alone proved to be extremely awkward
and uncomfortable to watch.
Yeah, thinly veiled mistress
is what they should have called it.
Sure, sure.
So that didn't last very long,
and that one seemed to really draw the most ire.
He got the Grand Gobbler Award that year
from the National Organization for Women,
which dubbed him
the year's largest living turkey. And this, he'd been doing this for decades
already, but that's how bad that show was that, like, they gave him that. And they
said that this was from his lifetime body of work, but that's how bad Three's
a Crowd was received. And apparently the United Auto Workers also came out
against it, because they represented a lot of women workers back then.
So the UAW and now came out against it really hard.
And he ended up just saying, like, you know what, forget it, I'm done.
Not just am I going to like fade into the background and keep producing shows.
He I think sold Chuck Barris Productions and just retreated.
Yeah, he retreated. But not before he made one final mistake,
which was in 1980, The Gong Show movie, pretty much universally known as one of the worst movies ever made.
It was Robert Downey Sr. was going to write and direct it as a slapstick comedy.
Chuck Barris didn't like that direction,
so he took over as director,
turned it to a more serious thing about him
and, you know, Chuck Barris' story of,
and how difficult it was to be sort of known
as the king of schlock, and it was just a mess.
Yeah, I didn't see it, but I remember when it came out,
and I even remember at the time it being a massive failure.
Yeah, it was a flop right out of the gates,
not just with critics, but with audiences too.
Um, and I watched a couple trailers for it,
and I mean, he didn't seem to have really gotten rid
of the slapstick element, so he tried to combine
a serious, sympathetic look at his life with slapstick. And yeah, it did not work at all.
Have you ever seen Ringmaster, the Jerry Springer movie?
Oh no, is it a documentary?
No, it's a slightly fictionalized version
where he plays himself, kind of like our TV show.
But it is, like there's no way Jerry Springer
didn't watch the Gong Show movie and say like,
I wanna remake that.
It's basically what he did.
You know, I think the lesson we can learn here
from our TV show, from that one,
and from the Gong Show movie,
is that slightly fictionalized versions of a real job
don't go over to hell.
They don't work.
Don't try.
Don't even do it.
You wanna take a break and come back for the rest of this?
Yeah, I mean, I think everyone knows what's hanging out there.
Coming up in Act 3, did Chuck Barrett assassinate people for a living while he was a TV producer?
Write it for this. Okay, Chuck, like you said, in 1984, Chuck Barris released an autobiography called
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. The subtitle was an unauthorized autobiography,
which is pretty funny. And in it, he recounts, apparently as far as the critics were concerned
like pretty masterfully, he recounts his life as a game show producer, as a hated destroyer of civility and taste, you
know, across American culture, and just how he dealt with that.
But some of the other parts were also part of his life at the time, mixed in, where he
was going abroad as a CIA hitman and carrying out contract killings for the
CIA, 33 of them by his count.
And he would describe these in graphic detail.
Apparently there was one where he writes about having broken some
guy's front teeth because he jammed the gun with the silencer in there.
And it's really graphic stuff.
And he's writing about this totally matter ofof-factly and seemingly totally unironic
as if he's revealing to the world
that he was both this legendary producer
and secretly at the same time a hitman.
Yeah, and the idea was that it was the perfect cover
because nobody would suspect Chuck Barris, TV producer,
or King of Schlock of doing something like this.
So the CIA just loved it. Did you see the movie?
Yeah, I thought it was, if I remember correctly, I thought it was pretty good.
Yeah, it was pretty good. It wasn't great, but it was pretty good. It was a weird movie,
and it was a weird book. When he, there were some critics, I believe Jeff Simon from Buffalo News said that Chuck Barris is
alive and well and living in schizophrenia.
Other reviewers tried to suggest that it was a metaphor and that it's really about a guy
that's struggling so much with his life as an outsider that it was all just metaphor.
Wait, wait, you've you gotta finish the rest.
This egg-gorman guy really missed the mark,
if you ask me.
All right, suggesting with this concede
is that he spent his life as an outsider,
an assassin of sorts, dealing with a species
that frightens and baffles him.
Yeah, that's like terribly, terribly terrible.
I think that was-
A lot of leeway there for what Barris was intending.
And I don't know what he was intending
and no one really does.
The only interview with any clear sort of indication
that it was all a put on was when he gave to Regis
and Cindy Garvey on the morning show,
when the book was released, when he very,
in a very straightforward way said,
I was not in CIA.
I wanted to be.
Got an FBI background check, but then got my job working in television, which is what
I wanted to do.
And that the version of me in this book is just a character.
But he did say a character crucified by the critics for entertaining the public.
So there, you know, there was maybe a little bit of metaphor to it after all.
What's weird to me is it doesn't seem that anyone just took it as face value is not even a metaphor,
just an interesting thing that he did in his autobiography to punch it up. Everybody seems
to just be totally perplexed by it. The best explanation I saw, apparently he hinted in some interviews that he used it as a device
to point out that all of those critics and people in like government who criticized him so openly
and so meanly in a lot of cases too would also have totally praised him for killing on behalf of
the American government. That seems like a stretch as well, but it's better than Ed Gorman's interpretation, I think.
Yeah, I mean, it's sort of that,
and I do agree with this,
is the American way as far as entertainment goes,
which is boo sex and yay violence.
But there's a difference between,
he wasn't filming like tasteful love scenes,
it was some pretty blatant misogyny happening.
Yeah, I mean, through and through, over and over again.
Even so, like I was saying a couple of times,
at the time, this is just how things were.
So it really goes to show just how much over the line
he went that he was roundly criticized
and made fun of and mocked by people
for the level of misogyny his shows displayed.
That's how misogynistic his shows were in a lot of cases.
Yeah, for sure. The CIA for their, as far as they go, they were like, of course, in
2002, a spokesman named Tom Crisbell for the CIA said, it's absurd. It sounds like he's
been standing a little too close to the gong all those years, which of course Chuck Barris said, yeah, of course that's
what they're going to say.
Have you ever heard the CIA acknowledge someone was an assassin?
Right.
It's a good point.
Yeah.
And it's seemingly a good way to sell books, even though it didn't turn out that way, right?
No, it languished in obscurity for 20 years before his friend Andrew Lazar, a producer, picked it up.
Apparently, he sold less than a thousand copies, which was about 1% of the run, the first, and I guess, well, the first run.
They later re-released it when the movie came out.
But yeah, one of his friends was like, you know, I've always thought this was a pretty cool book.
Let's see what Charlie Kaufman can do to it.
So they had Charlie Kaufman write a screenplay
based on the book, and no one's ever seen that.
No one, as far as I know, well, I don't know
that no one's ever seen it.
There's a script out there that he wrote,
but it never got made because George Clooney came along
and like I said, made the decision of,
nope, we're gonna present all this as face value.
We're not gonna do anything weird with it,
we're just gonna basically shoot the movie version
of his book.
Yeah.
I mean, an interesting choice.
And it was a pretty good movie.
Like, Sam Rockwell was great as Chuck Barris,
like the perfect casting.
But man, Charlie Kaufman is so unique
in his take and spin on things.
I would have really loved to see
what that movie would have been.
Yeah, I wonder if the script is out there.
Surely somebody had the wherewithal
to be like, this needs to be out there in the world.
Maybe we can get our hands on it.
I remember years ago, my friend Stacey,
who still works in the film business,
would give me screenplays at the time when she would get them from her jobs,
just to, I was trying to learn how to write scripts, and so it's always good to read scripts.
And she gave me one called The Orchid Thief by Charlie Kaufman.
And I read it, and I read it in a night and called her the next day,
and I was like, Stacey, I've never read anything like this
before in my life.
Like, this is the craziest movie and narrative
I've ever heard of and that would become adaptation.
Such a good movie.
And that's the first time I had heard of Charlie Kaufman
was reading that script, like, before they even made
the movie, this is in pre-production.
Yeah, and then he followed that up with
being John Malkovich or vice versa, I can't remember.
No, no, he's so-
No, that was first, I think.
Because John Cusack plays a cameo in adaptation.
Right. Yeah.
I would like to read that script too.
The movie itself, did you notice,
I don't know if this is just my interpretation,
but in the early 2000s about the first decade
Movies were like overly polished overly tight
Yeah, the Bob Crane movie. What was that one? Oh
One point your favorite movie autofocus autofocus, right? Yes. It was just everything is just too polished too perfect
Yeah, and I think that was a good
Confessions of a dangerousous Mind was another good example. Catch Me If You Can, I think,
is the pinnacle example of this,
where these movies are so refined and so polished
and so clearly done by Hollywood people
who've been doing it for so long,
that they've kind of lost the, not edge,
but just the heart to what they're doing,
that it's not actually particularly entertaining for me.
Yeah, I mean, catch me if you can, it makes sense,
because it's Spielberg, but autofocus was Paul Schrader.
So that, I mean, he's not known for being slick in Hollywood.
So that is, I just remember early on
when you and I were getting to be friends at work,
you talked a lot about autofocus.
I loved that movie at first. Yeah, I did too.
I haven't seen it for a while.
Yeah, good movie.
Yeah, Greg Kneer, what kind of casting was that?
It's just nuts.
Yeah, he was good though.
So spoiler alert, Chuck Barris died.
He died in 2017 at the ripe old age of 87,
although it's not entirely clear if he was 87, 88, 86.
But that's what they put down in his obituary at 87.
He also wrote some other books over the years.
He did a follow-up to Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
called, what was it called, Bad Grass Never Dies,
I think that he released in 2004.
And he doesn't mention, he talks about a lot
of the same scenes does not mention
Any of the CIA stuff in that one? Yeah, which is just yeah, it's almost like a two-over
Yeah, and I think he was toying with people. I'm not sure but that's my take
And he said that he wanted to be remembered. I think as a novelist
I think you said and that's just not how he's remembered. But apparently he was a good enough author that
He's also remembered in part as a novelist. Yeah. Chuck Baris.
There's one other thing. He invented syndication, Chuck.
Oh, really?
Yeah. He created a game called Parent Game. And in 1972, ABC was like,
no, we don't actually want to do this. So he bought the rights to the game back from them and went directly to stations and sold it to stations,
hence creating the entire concept of syndication.
Oh, wow.
Man, I mean, a real visionary in a lot of ways
and just a kind of a kooky guy.
Yeah.
Well, Chuck said he was kind of a kooky guy
and as anyone who's ever listened to stuff
you should know before,
knows that Chuck
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Quick correction on ADHD, guys,
and we do want to read this one
because it's kind of an important thing we got wrong.
Oh no.
Want to point out a minor correction toward the end.
It was mentioned a couple of brand name drugs
that are amphetamine-based stimulants,
Adderall,
Vivance and Stratera.
Stratera though, guys, is one of the non-stimulant ADHD medications.
It is a selective norepinephrine reuptake inhibitor and is not a controlled substance.
I couldn't help pointing it out because I'm a pharmacist and miscategorizing a pharmaceutical
could keep listeners from trying something that could help them if they're adverse to amphetamines
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