Stuff You Should Know - How Enemas Work
Episode Date: August 18, 2022If you think about it, enemas are kind of gross. And if you don’t now you definitely will by the end of this wild ride of an episode. All who make it through the whole way earn SYSK bragging rights.... We now wonder why we ever chose to record it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcript
Discussion (0)
Hey friends when you're staying at an Airbnb you might be like me wondering could my place be an Airbnb and if it could what could it earn?
So I was pretty surprised to hear about Lisa in Manitoba who got the idea to Airbnb the backyard guest house over childhood home now
The extra income helps pay her mortgage. So yeah, you might not realize it
But you might have an Airbnb to find out what your place could be earning at air bnb.ca
Slash host hey, I'm Lance Bass host of the new I hard podcast frosted tips with Lance Bass
Do you ever think to yourself?
What advice would Lance Bass and my favorite boy bands give me in this situation if you do you've come to the right place?
Because I'm here to help and a different hot sexy teen crush boy bander each week to guide you through life tell everybody
Yeah, everybody about my new podcast and make sure to listen
So we'll never ever have to say bye. Bye. Bye. Listen to frosted tips with Lance Bass on the I heart radio app Apple podcast or wherever you listen to podcasts
Welcome to stuff you should know a production of I heart radio
Hey and welcome to the podcast, I'm Josh Clark. There's Charles W. Chuck Brian over there
Jerry's here. So bend over and let's get started everyone trigger warning
body horror
Yeah, this is about enemas trigger warning. Obviously if you see the title, you're gonna know what's going on
Sure, but you know, there's gonna be some gross stuff and there's also a small section that does
You may not want your kids to hear. Yeah, I
Would just say if this is probably not family road trip material. Yeah, just skip to the next one
Yeah, unless that next one. No, it's probably safe lately. Oh, yeah
Yeah, and it's really just that one part to tell you the truth and even then it's not like we're being like, you know
Lecivius or body. No, it's nothing to be ashamed of but like you just just tread carefully with kids around
Everybody's like, oh, what are they talking about? I've never been more intrigued to buy a stuff
You should know episode and oh, you'll know when we get there. So keep your pants on
Yeah
That was terrible, but great also at the same time. That's right
So we're talking enemas and yeah, they were probably about seven eight times
Researching this where I was like, I'm gonna faint really. Yeah, and I'm really surprised that I've actually gotten
High colonics before like I've done this stuff. I think I remember that and you were into this, right?
Yes, I actually yeah, that's a good way to put it. I was into it for a while
And because there were times where I would get one and be like
I've never felt more positive and energetic than I've ever felt in my life
And then other times I would get them and I would feel like gray and couldn't look anybody in the eye afterward
Like it's a really strange how it can affect you
But you know when it does make you feel good, you can understand why people do it. The thing is as we'll see
The reason that I was doing high colonics and why most people do high colonics
Especially outside of a formal medical setting. Mm-hmm. It's just basically bunk
That's true. I remember now you talked about this in our live dr. Kellogg episode
Yeah, because I remember you when you said you felt gray. That's how he described it on stage
There's no other way to put it. It always got a laugh
Yeah, yeah, that's true. That's also got a laugh. It's one of those true jokes. No for sure
So I'll talk a little pepper this episode with with my memories of that. How about that?
Great, but instead I've never done it
You've never had an anima even no no nothing like that. Okay. All right exit only so far
I got you and so I'm not rolling anything out
But that's the thing so like Ed helped us with this one and he specifically spells out
There's no reason for you to do this. That's true. And just let me correct myself real quick
I did have my colonoscopy
So I'm officially not exit only. Oh
Congratulations, man. That's a good thing to do
No one told me two things going into this
One of which is that the people coming in there to do it walk in like wearing rubber smocks basically
And when you see it, you're like, oh, sure. I
Would do and the other thing no one ever told me and I think people don't tell people this maybe just because it's a fun surprise
Is that all you do afterward for 30 minutes is fart? I
Don't remember that I
Was sitting there, but pre-op they brought a guy out next to me behind the curtain and he was just
Blowing gas every 15 seconds big ones and I was dying
And the guy came I was it was so funny to me
I mean I'm still five years old the guy came in to wheel me in the anesthesiologist and I was like is that
It him and he went that's everybody
Well, and I went so all day long and he went a
Cacophony of farts Wow, and I was like what a job and he just kind of laughed and he said it'll be you too
And I came out and I was in that beautiful propofol haze
Mm-hmm, and I told the lady I said I got to go to the bathroom right now
And she went you just have to pass honey. Mm-hmm. Just go go ahead and start doing it and sure enough. I just started
Just started blowing heat
Well for how long cuz I really about 30 minutes doing that
I must have been like just basically out while I was doing it now. I'm embarrassed
Well Emily didn't remember either, but she I was in there with her and she I think was pretty farty. So gotcha
Anyway, all that to say
I did have the camera
You know going inside of my body
So you have been a any now not just I guess so I was looking for the right word and any sure sure so
Um, well, let's just let's get to the nitty gritty here. Okay. Yeah, what's an enema?
It's when you have fluid injected through your anus into the rectum
Mm-hmm
Sometimes depending on the amount of fluid introduced and how long you can hold it it can make its way up to the large intestine
Which is five feet or one and a half meters long. So
It can be a lot of fluid almost two liters from what I saw
And then you try to hold it and then after a while you pass it
And you're basically pooping a bunch of water out and hopefully if you're doing this for basically a non-medical reason
You're you're clearing out any remaining poop material in there
Yeah, which is when you go in for a colonic they have you instead of doing a colonic or a
enema
They give you the stuff to drink where you do nothing but poop for you know
12 to 18 hours or whatever for a colonoscopy. Yeah, cuz they don't want they don't want anything in there either
No, and because they it can they can like not make it past whatever chunks are in there or they can
They can you kind of block there the data that they're getting from it block their view. Who knows but yeah
Well and the rubber smocks
Right like when I had to go one more time and I actually stopped the guy
Right as we were going in I said, I think I have to go one more time. Is that a problem? He went no, please do
So I was like, oh, right, of course
It's like you want all of it out. Yeah
So let's talk about where you're actually holding this water when you get an enema. Yeah to the five people still listening
You think
No, I don't know I think there are some people that are I mean that listen to the poop episode if they're into that
They're into this sure for sure. So in your guts, you've got your digestive tract
Which basically is your guts you get your mouth you're faring to your esophagus
That's where the food goes into the stomach and from the stomach it goes into the small intestine and the small intestine is long
It's really long. It's like 22 feet long all bunched up
And it's longer than the large intestine
But it's much narrower and that is where we suck all the nutrients out of food, right?
And then once we suck all the nutrients out of food it goes ploop
Into the large intestine
That's right. All right. So from this point
You're at the end of the small intestine, right? Am I in the right part of the body for sure?
I feel like you shrunk me down and I'm listening to you on like
You got the liquid food material at this point and it's gonna pass through
The iliocecal valve into the cecum and we talked about all this in the poop and the digestive episodes
But it's a nice refresher and I think appendix too. Yeah, probably it's always fun to talk about it
Because it's such a weird system that that like the answer is 22 feet of intestines
Yeah, but it's just such a beautiful idea or such a great system. It's pretty cool
so the cecum is on the right side of the body and the lower abdomen and
Then it's gonna move into this the colon which is that big larger segmented tube
That goes up the right side and takes a little turn actually not a little turn a very sharp turn across the body
in the upper abdomen and
Is kind of curved and tucked underneath the stomach?
Yeah, and then it goes down the other side and makes kind of a J at the bottom
And that's where it connects with the rectum and the colon by the way is just another word for the large intestine
There's different types of colon depending on what section you're talking about
But the point is as it's going through this wild ride in your large intestine
Although the nutrients have been removed now the water is being removed a lot of the liquid
So that you don't get dehydrated every time you poop and that makes your poop not dry
But less moist than it would have been when it entered the large intestine the point is this when it gets
So your rectum and goes out of your anus what you're doing is pooping and the whole point behind enema as it stands
And they've been around for a really long time is the idea that maybe there's something stuck in there
And if there's something stuck in there and it's gross we should probably try to get rid of it
And we'll probably be healthier as a result
Yeah, and I think even beyond stuck
I think some people like the idea of just cleaning the pipes out really really well, right?
You know what I'm saying sure. I know you're saying like if they could get a one of those
like test tube brushes a
But you can't brush yeah, yeah like a pipe cleaner
But you can't and so the enema has come along and and I think a lot of people still do it for that reason
They just like maybe that's why you were doing it. It's like let me clean myself out. Yeah
I was doing it for the idea of like toxins being removed that kind of stuff, right?
Which is it dates back to John Harvey Kellogg, but even further as we'll see but yeah
I think some people do just want to be cleaner and I saw that there's a shower
extension or attachment that is
Chrome and you can basically just give yourself an enema every day in the shower
Whether you should do that or not is highly debatable and if you ask a doctor, they'll say no
Don't even do it once but some do anyway
Interesting. All right. So if you want to go back through history
You it's one of the earliest sort of medical procedures that you could get
It is an ancient ancient medical texts. We always talk about Pliny and
Herodotus they both wrote about enemas the Egyptians were using enemas
There was apparently a bird called the ibis that they thought gave itself enemas with its beak
When in fact it was just expressing oil glands near the anus with its beak
But they looked at this bird and said I guess well, hey, if it's doing it then maybe we should do
But a lot of times with the Egyptians it was sort of a post
She's almost said postpartum post
Involvement die post posthumous. Yeah. Oh geez posthumous
Posthumous I was gonna cut all that out, but I should just own it, right? It's up to you
No, I'm gonna own it. Okay. I was I could not think of the word posthumous. It was something they did after you died
Yeah, they would put a bunch of cedar oil up your poop chute and let you let your innards
Just basically dissolve that way, but they were also using it while they were alive not using cedar oil
Obviously because that would have been horrible, but using other stuff like typically water sometimes oils
To basically clean themselves out again, that's long been and still is the basic idea of an enema for thousands of years
That's right. So as far as equipment goes, uh, you know over the years, it's definitely
Things have come and gone and what was available to them
Um, syringes have been around a lot longer than I thought actually before I researched this stuff
But depending on where you were and how much money you had you might not have access to something like a medical syringe
But one thing they would use is in certain parts of the world where bamboo tubes
And you would you know stick this up someone's butt
And you would be very careful not to inhale with your mouth on the tube and you would blow
Blow in and you would force liquid in through there
And this was something that they used I think bellows came along
Because people actually would occasionally inhale and that would lead to very poor results, right?
Yeah, because a lot of times you were getting enemas for things like cholera
And if you accidentally like coughed and inhaled while you're what you're supposed to be blowing
You could inhale cholera infested stool and you were in big big trouble
Uh, or even if it wasn't cholera infested. It's just a very poor day
It really is and they were like, yeah, and like this is a it's a really basic idea
But over, you know the centuries people added things to it. Like you said the syringe when it started to become more widespread
There was a a dutch physician named Regnier de Graaf
Who in the 1600s realized that a lot of people could probably benefit from you know an enema
But they were too modest or embarrassed or something like that. So he really started to try to figure out how to make
Enema self-administered also to free the poor person who had to blow
The the water through the bamboo tube as well
It was way better if you could just do it yourself without that kind of thing
sure
You know things like water bottles are that used these days in certain applications back then they would use like animal bladders
And things like that because they again, like you said, they they tried to make it early on
I think even way back then they were they said this is probably something we should try and get people to do themselves
No matter what tools they're using
Like we got to think of something to get everyone else out of the room
so just like everything else um, there was an age of the enema and this actually happened during the um
Uh, the court of louis the 14th who I believe reigned during the 18th century, correct?
Yeah, I mean, I think it was
Yeah, like early 1630s to early 1700s. Okay. All right crap. So I was half right
So during this time like it was it was just
Just as fashionable as it could be to get enemas self-administered or otherwise and being the king louis the 14th
It was like, um, I don't have to administer these myself
I'll have somebody administer them to me and also being the king. I will just I'll take visitors during these sessions as well
Yes, and he loved these things
reports say that he had over 2000 enemas
during his reign
And uh, why this hasn't been like at least a movie scene at some point
I have no idea where he's just kind of holding court or taking a meeting while he's getting an enema, but um, you know
high society peresians
They would show off their uh, they were called clister
Uh syringes and they had several different ones somewhere like mother of pearl and very fancy and they would they would
You know say, oh look at mine. I have several different, you know
enema syringes
And it was just a thing people did a lot
Yes, until the around the 18th 19th century when they started figuring out that that they could make laxatives in pill form
And it was way easier
And they started prescribing those instead
Um, and it fell out of favor until john harvey kelog came along and for much much greater detail on his
experience with enemas you could go listen to our live kelog brothers episode
But uh, he he brought it back with a bang and since then his ideas that you're cleaning out toxins that otherwise
Will cause disease in you is still just the premise of enemas outside of the medical setting
That's right. Uh another couple of things that I know I know one of what we mentioned and I couldn't remember
But I guess it was the drowning episode
Was they used to in england perform tobacco smoke enemas?
To revive people after drowning right or if you lose consciousness and I knew that sounded familiar
And then when it hit on the drowning part that had to have been the episode
Yeah, but they would blow tobacco smoke up your butt. Yeah
With a rubber hose and that will wake you right up. I guess
Yeah, well, actually, I think they found that it didn't actually work very much
Oh, okay, so you want to take a break and come back and talk more about enemas
Hey, let's
Hey friends when you're staying at an airbnb
You might be like me wondering could my place be an airbnb and if it could what could it earn?
So I was pretty surprised to hear about lisa in manitoba who got the idea to airbnb the backyard guesthouse of her childhood home
Now the extra income helps pay her mortgage
So, yeah, you might not realize it, but you might have an airbnb too
Find out what your place could be earning at airbnb.ca
Slash host
Hey, I'm lance bass host of the new i hard podcast frosted tips with lance bass
The hardest thing can be knowing who to turn to when questions arise or times get tough or you're at the end of the road
Uh, okay. I see what you're doing. Do you ever think to yourself?
What advice would lance bass and my favorite boy bands give me in this situation?
If you do you've come to the right place because I'm here to help this. I promise you. Oh god
Seriously, I swear and you won't have to send an sos because I'll be there for you
Oh, man, and so my husband Michael. Um, hey, that's me. Yep
We know that Michael and a different hot sexy teen crush boy bander each week to guide you through life step by step
Oh, not another one
Kids relationships life in general can get messy. You may be thinking this is the story of my life
Oh, just stop now. If so, tell everybody you everybody
About my new podcast and make sure to listen so we'll never ever have to say bye. Bye. Bye. Bye
Listen to frosted tips with lance bass on the i heart radio app apple podcast or wherever you listen to podcasts
I'm mongesh at together and to be honest
I don't believe in astrology, but from the moment I was born it's been a part of my life in india
It's like smoking you might not smoke, but you're gonna get second-hand astrology and lately
I've been wondering if the universe has been trying to tell me to stop running and pay attention
Because maybe there is magic in the stars if you're willing to look for it
So I rounded up some friends and we dove in and let me tell you
It got weird fast
Tantric curses major league baseball teams cancelled marriages k-pop
But just when I thought I had a handle on this sweet and curious show about astrology
My whole world came crashing down situation doesn't look good. There is risk to father
And my whole view on astrology
It changed
Whether you're a skeptic or a believer, I think your ideas are going to change too
Listen to skyline drive and the i heart radio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts
Stuxnet
Stuxnet, I don't know. You know it's stuxnet. Is that in this? Stuxnet. Stuxnet. It's a great name.
That's the name of it. It's a great name. All right. Stuxnet with an x. All right, so let's talk like the actual medical
anima right and how it actually works
okay, uh
The first thing you want to figure out is how much liquid to put in
Right, um, and it varies there can be
Situations where they're basically kind of flushing you in and out where there are gallons of liquid that are used
Yeah, uh, sometimes you might get a CT scan to actually determine a real volume to use
like how much space do you have to hold this, uh, liquid?
and uh
Usually though it's about a liter or so
roughly
Yeah, um, I saw that the volume of the average colon large intestine is about one and a half liters to maybe three
I think all right. So you're on the side of down
But if you think about it, if you're using a liter or say two liters, you're filling up your entire large intestine with water
Yeah, lucky for you. There's that, um illio seco valve
Um that prevents backflow from going from the large intestine back into the small intestine
Um, but that's actually like a big a big risk with
Self-administered or non medical enemas or colonics is there's a concern that that could actually
Breach that and you would be in big trouble because you'd be infecting yourself with stuff that you shouldn't be infecting yourself with
Yeah, I mean that's one good reason not to do it yourself. Exactly. So you're gonna probably be on your side
There's a doctor a nurse who's going to be you know administering it and um, it's exactly what you think
They put a tube up your butt. They put the water or whatever it is into your
uh anus which goes up to your rectum and then possibly into your
um large intestine and while you're while you're sitting there you are
Overcome by the urge to poop and it's not just that you're full or distended
um, it's that the the liquid
Actually can trigger the mucosa lining them the rectum to to poop
It's basically like there's two ways. It's making you want to poop and brother. Do you want to poop?
Right, so one is your full and the other is that mucosa is to start spasming because it's triggered, right?
And that's why I use apparently why they use soapy water
Um, or not always, but there is such a thing as a soapy water enema
And that soap is is a lubricant which helps obviously for obvious reasons, but it also can be extra irritating
to the colon and
Guess make you want to poop even more
But I'm sure there's people out there who presume that soapy soap water enemas are used to clean you out extra good
Yeah, which is not the case, right? No, it's not. It's just for making you your colon spasm
So um while you're holding this like sometimes you have to hold it because there might be a bunch of um
Like impacted poop in there or something like that that they want to kind of soften up over time
So they may make you hold it for a while and you're going to cramp because you're not used to being this full
And also don't forget that your um your colon is spasming wanting to poop and you just have to hold it for as long as you can
And then finally you get to poop it out and you go home and cry for a couple of days
So I guess we should talk about some of the valid reasons before we get to like the
Uh reasons why you probably shouldn't just do one at home yourself to clean yourself out
Uh, there are plenty of valid medical reasons why you want to go to a doctor
Or if you're in a hospital or something to get an enema
One is if you have
And we're not talking about just your garden variety constipation that happens to people
We're talking about constipation that has not responded to any other treatments
Right, um or possibly if it gets so bad something called fecal impactation
Can happen which is just really long term. I mean, it's what you think
It's really long term constipation where your feces are just so hard and compact
And dehydrated that it's probably not even possible to get them out other than with an enema, right?
Um
And that's where you just sit there and hold it in for a while and just kind of let it loosen up probably with like some warm water
That's just breaking it up. Maybe saline water too
Um you also pop rocks
Right
You also want might want to do it like you said for you if you're going to go get a colonoscopy
They might have given you an enema back in the day
Um, although I wonder how long they've been doing colonoscopies at some point enemas and colonoscopies cross paths
But now since they figured out they can give you like that that magic drink that just makes you poop poop poop
They don't really need to do enemas any longer, but I think that was a that was a point at some time
They met in a bar one night. Yeah said we seem to have a lot in common. Yeah
Uh, I've got a camera joke. I really wanted to that was great chuck. There it is. All right. Thank you very nice
Um, here's another reason uh before
Having a baby uh a lot of times uh when when someone has a baby they can they can poop
And for a long time they said well, that's not a good idea because there could be bacteria in the feces
This is called cause infections. So you get an enema before you have a baby
Uh, but since the early 1980s that has uh kind of gone the way of the dodo because it was a paper
Meta study in 1981
That found that it did not reduce uh infection and it basically just added another stressful procedure
To you know pre birth that they didn't want people to go through. Yeah
That yeah, you just why make it even even more stressful. You know exactly
Um, also if there's something wrong with your colon, they might give you an enema of barium sulfate
Which um shows up as opaque on x-ray. So if you have a
A colon full of barium sulfate when they x-ray you they're going to be able to see every nook and cranny of your colon
It really helps quite a bit and you just get to poop out some barium. It's the bonus of that one
Uh, this one is something I never considered but it makes a lot of sense
Uh, if you have to have a certain kind of medication
Uh, like for your colon
Getting it there that way may be a really good idea because if you think about it
If you take it like maybe if it's ulcerative colitis or something
Uh, and you take something orally like a steroid you're going to maybe metabolize a lot of that on the way down
And your body is also going to have uh probably more of a risk of side effects because
It is being uh metabolized in your whole body
Whereas if you just go right to the spot and get that steroid in there, it's sort of a one-stop shop
Yeah, and also if the steroids just meant for the treatment of ulcerative colitis say
You don't want to like move steroids across your entire body, which will happen if you get it through IV or orally
This is like it's just super laser focused medication, which is great
That's right
And also if it's the same it's the same thing with suppositories too
Sometimes they'll use a suppository if you can't keep something down
Or if they're trying to target that area because there's so many
Blood vessels in your anus and rectum. I think particularly in your anus that um,
They'll just take that medicine and shoot it right through that area
Uh, and this is where ed the grabster points out. He helped us put this one together is uh,
He said you'll notice that none of the medical reasons were, you know, just to clean yourself out
Uh, that that is something that has you know, uh
Come on. I was about to say more recently, but Kellogg was doing it
Obviously a long time ago and so were the Egyptians. So never mind. There's also there was one other um
reason for it that I thought was pretty cool if you end up like, uh
Needing our desert survival episode one day and you're overheated
Oh, right and you show up at the hospital. They might give you a cool water enema
And that will help reduce your core body temperature real quick inside out method. It's pretty cool. I'll bet that is awful
But I'll bet it's I'll bet afterward. You're like that was amazing. I can't believe that worked, but it did
Yeah, maybe so. All right. Chuck. How about our second break? We're we're making it man. I haven't felt faint once yet
I haven't either. Okay. Good. Um, so we're gonna take a break and uh, come back and finish up animals
Hey friends, when you're staying at an air bnb, you might be like me wondering could my place be an air bnb?
And if it could what could it earn?
So I was pretty surprised to hear about Lisa in manitoba who got the idea to air bnb the backyard guest house over childhood home
Now the extra income helps pay her mortgage. So, yeah, you might not realize it
But you might have an air bnb too find out what your place could be earning at air bnb.ca
Slash host hey, I'm lance bass host of the new iHeart podcast frosted tips with lance bass
The hardest thing can be knowing who to turn to when questions arise or times get tough or you're at the end of the road
Ah, okay. I see what you're doing. Do you ever think to yourself?
What advice would lance bass and my favorite boy bands give me in this situation?
If you do you've come to the right place because I'm here to help this. I promise you. Oh god
Seriously, I swear and you won't have to send an sos because I'll be there for you
Oh, man, and so my husband Michael. Um, hey, that's me
Yep, we know that michael and a different hot sexy teen crush boy bander each week to guide you through life
Step by step not another one kids relationships life in general can get messy
You may be thinking this is the story of my life. Just stop now. If so, tell everybody
Yeah, everybody about my new podcast and make sure to listen
So we'll never ever have to say bye. Bye. Bye. Bye
Listen to frosted tips with lance bass on the iHeart radio app apple podcast or wherever you listen to podcasts
I'm mangesha tequila and to be honest, I don't believe in astrology
But from the moment I was born it's been a part of my life in india
It's like smoking you might not smoke
But you're gonna get secondhand astrology and lately
I've been wondering if the universe has been trying to tell me to stop running and pay attention
Because maybe there is magic in the stars if you're willing to look for it
So I rounded up some friends and we dove in and let me tell you
It got weird fast
Tantric curses, Major League Baseball teams, cancelled marriages, K-pop
But just when I thought I had to handle on this sweet and curious show about astrology
My whole world can crash down
The situation doesn't look good. There is risk to father
And my whole view on astrology
It changed
Whether you're a skeptic or a believer, I think your ideas are going to change too
Listen to skyline drive and the iHeart radio app, apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts
Stuxnet, who's Stuxnet?
Stuxnet, I don't know
You know it's Stuxnet, is that in this?
Stuxnet, it's a great name
That's the name of it
It's a great name
Stuxnet with an X
Alright, so it's been a pretty wild ride so far
We described the process medically speaking
Some of the liquids that you can use medically speaking
Regular old tap water
Soapy water, which we talked about
Sometimes it will be saline water
Saltwater enemas different concentrations of salt
Depending on what you want to do whether or not you want to draw water into the intestines or draw water out
You're going to use different concentration levels of salt makes sense
What else? We mentioned barium sulfite, but also oil, right?
Yeah, I think if you're if you've got the your poop is just not coming out
You they might give you some sort of oil to really kind of break it up a little more
I wonder what kind of oil
I would guess mineral oil probably
10 to be 30
That would be my guess
Okay, sure that makes sense. I think so too. So you talked about
How there's reasons that some people would want to be clean
Um
And there are times where you might want to be clean
There are sexual activities that you might want to be clear for and one of them is anal sex, right?
That's right. You just passed that right along to me pretty quickly, didn't you?
Yeah, apparently in the porn industry
It is very common practice if you have an anal sex scene on camera
To get really cleaned out beforehand. Yeah, never really thought about that, but apparently that's a thing
I didn't either. I also saw um that it's fairly common at least according to vice magazine
Among bottoms in the gay community
Um that they will they'll basically give themselves enemas before sex and in this article
The the whole premise of it was like
Essentially that this doctor was saying like you don't need to do that first of all like
Most of like any remnant poop that's in there like here's the other thing
This is why you shouldn't do this in the first place no matter what the reason outside of a medical setting
You don't need to because most people whose like
Works are functioning properly are expelling
Almost all of the poop that ever goes through their body. There's so little left over
Um that this is really unnecessary and then also it's um with with anal sex
In particular, you're rarely reaching the rectum. It's almost all anus
And there's not really any leftover poop in the anus. It would be in the rectum
Yeah, plus if you get that uh bidet
Right, it's crossing over with all kinds of episodes. You're clean up there. Anyway, exactly. You're yes for sure
Uh and along these same lines the sexual pleasure is another reason somebody might
Uh want to do this like and we're not just talking about um anal sex. We're talking about bds and practices
Uh it is the thing in that community where some people might be into
Uh like a humiliation fetish where you are first to hold in an enema as as part of control
Uh or maybe a medical fetish and this happens in the bdsm community and that's another reason you might get an enema
Yeah, it's not it's like a diy enema. It's not preparing for a sex act. It is in itself the sex act, right?
That's right part of the sex act
So I was reading about that too. Yeah, and I saw it was like humiliation like you had to ask permission to to go
Finally um that that was part of it, but I also saw um it can also be treated as like a loving gift
Or something like that. It just all depends on how it's approached basically
Gotcha, and that parents was the aforementioned section. Yeah
And now it's over. Did we talk about anything kids can't know about?
Well, it depends on how open-minded you are and how old your kids are. I think
I was teasing. I know uh, so I talked a little bit about it being a fad, but then I walked it back
But it is a fad and it has been for a while now. Um the notion like we've kind of harped on that
Um, you know, it's not super expensive
It's you can usually get like an enema kit for not a whole lot of money
Like it doesn't take a lot of high-priced equipment and it's something that you can do in the privacy of your own home
and I think along with like
Fasting and juice cleanses it's it's sort of in that same category as
As this stuff where you're where you at least you're intending to clean toxins out of your body
And plus also it has a real goop vibe too, you know
And Gwyneth Paltrow's goop not just
Well well said. Yes. Yeah. Yes. So um, again, yes, if you're if you're doing this and you're
You're fine medically if you don't have digestive issues
Then there's no reason for you to do this. It's superfluous and it can also be potentially dangerous
That's the point. I don't think like the doctors who are saying like don't do this
If you don't need any help with your digestive tract or are just trying to like, you know
poo poo anyone's fun
But um, what they're saying is is like there's there's actual risks with this kind of stuff that you could injure yourself
And in some really horrific ways. I think this is where the fainting for me really kind of stepped up
Yeah, um
All right. Well, I guess we'll just start with uh
Perforations
Sure, uh, if you are inserting something, uh, you know into your anus up into your rectum
There is a chance that you could perforate something
Uh, you could have one of those nozzles go through the wall of the rectum
You could make a even the tiniest hole in the wall of your colon
Because of the pressure of that fluid
Um, none of this is a good thing at all. It could lead to sepsis
Uh, it is uh, all of a sudden you have, um
Things that aren't sterile where they shouldn't be and it's just not a good idea
Right. Um, you can you can, um, infect your parietal peritoneum which holds your abdomen or your abdominal organs in place
And doesn't want any poop water in there at all. It'd be a bad jam
You can also even just do more minor damage too where you just kind of scrape it or dent it or something like that
And it's not going to feel very good
And the reason why you're at risk of perforating or denting or scraping your rectum
Is because it's not like a straight shot from your anus up to your rectum up to your, um, your large intestine
It's your anus goes one way and then all of a sudden it starts to double back and that's your rectum
So you really have to have some finesse here and if you go too far you can really be in some big trouble
Yeah, absolutely. Um, we talked about drawing water out that could obviously lead to some pretty severe
Dehydration if you lose a significant amount of water
um
sodium phosphate
If you use an enema that contains sodium phosphate that can really lead to severe
Dehydration and we're talking like you know where your kidneys and your heart could be damaged
Yeah, because I mean we're talking electrolytes here
So the electrical conductivity of your heart depends on that kind of stuff
So yes, if you have a heart condition you should probably not be doing enemas
Especially saline enemas for sure
But also even if it's not saline if you introduce too much water into your body you can suffer from water toxicity
Which is basically like the opposite of an that kind of imbalance of too much salt
You have too little salt and that can cause problems too
Yeah, and aside from heart conditions and high blood pressure, which they don't recommend you get
self-administer enemas in those cases if you have any kind of complications with your coals, uh, your colon
Uh, any kind of underlying condition there. You don't want to be giving yourself an enema just to clean yourself out. Okay. Got it
You got anything else?
I got nothing else. I feel like this is a pretty short one. We sped through this one somehow
Well, I was gonna say we have a few minutes. I could share my experience with it
Yeah, because we didn't really touch on any of it. So if you go and get a um, a colonic
Um, or colon hydrotherapy is what it's often called at like a med spa. They often have them
They're not going to like administer an enema to you. They actually have a machine
That allows you to self-administer a continuous enema that they basically leave on for about 30 minutes
and it's a really kind of weird ingenious contraption, but essentially it's like a
The the kind of table that you would um
Give birth on so your legs are kind of spread apart. Okay, but then in the middle of the table is a hole with a tube coming up from it
And that tube is what you have to like lower yourself onto
That's where you put the umbrella the sun umbrella. That's right
And then around the tube is where everything comes back out, right? So
Um in front of you is like a little shower nozzle and it's invariably
um the cheap
Home depot 10 dollar like fake cut crystal plastic shower nozzle, you know I'm talking about
Oh, sure
So you turn it on and it and you're in control
so you control how much is going in at any point in time because you can feel it immediately start to fill up in your
in your colon and your guts
and
You'll probably try to hold it as long as you can and you might think that that's going to be a minute or 10 minutes
If you're really optimistic, but it ends up being like eight to 10 seconds
Oh really most you could possibly hold it for me at least it was
And then when it comes back out it goes through that tube or through that hole around the tube
Through a plastic tube
That goes to the that takes it out as waste it drains away
And like I said, this contraption is really ingenious. They set a mirror up so you can see it coming
Through the tube so you can see what's coming out of you
And it's really something they leave you in there for about half an hour and like I said
You can either walk away feeling like wow, I really feel like a million bucks
Which I still to this day don't understand
But it was not placebo effect because I'd had it before and that hadn't happened
This wasn't like the first time like it was
I don't understand what the mechanism could have been
Um, and then other times you can feel like really
Just just violated is the only way to put it like you violated yourself somehow
So it's either walking on sunshine or a smith song
pretty much
Wow, so is there a human in there with you? That's what I didn't gather the human
Explains it to you and then leaves and then
Runs and you see a little dust cloud basically
Yeah, the only time that the human will come back in
While you're doing this is when you haven't inserted the tube far enough into your anus
Because water starts spraying out
And they'll they'll you'll basically be like I think something's wrong and they'll come in really like here
You don't have this far enough up and you're like no, I really do. I really do and they're like you don't you have to put it further up
And you have to put it further up and then once you get it up there correctly
The water stops spraying out and you can get down to business
One thing I didn't look up was the coffee enema. Do you know what the deal is with that?
Is that just a variation of the liquid? I yeah as far as I know
I don't understand what it's used for but I know that like because there's so many blood vessels there
You would be pretty hyped up on caffeine if you use like fully caffeinated coffee. Oh, well, that's probably the purpose, right?
Well, yes, and then we should also say tangential of that
People have used alcohol in enemas before and that is
Potentially deadly. Yeah, actually probably deadly depending on what kind of alcohol you put in there and how often you do it
Um, because you're just absorbing alcohol way faster than you would if you would drink it
So your blood alcohol volume can get really high really fast and you can give yourself alcohol poisoning
So under no circumstances do that
Oh my lord. Yeah, what is wrong with people? I don't know
I have nothing else. I'm just I'm in a fugue state. Okay. All right. I don't have anything else either
Um, well, that's it for enemas everybody chucks in a fugue state, which means of course it's time for listener mail
Uh, we got a couple of replies and this is um in lieu of you
Your assertion that there would be no cocaine
In small town, michigan in the 19 in 1975 one person really schooled me
Yeah, I don't think this was it. Okay
Uh, this is from a west virginian. No, this is the guy. Oh really? Yeah, not in a hostile manner. I'm saying what you took me to school
I got you
Um, I thought you meant in a you know get in there and take your enema like a big boy way, right?
I have to ask permission to let go
Greetings from a long time listener in west virginia. I'm writing in regards to death from astral projection
Uh, where the autopsy report determined that robert's death was due to a cocaine overdose
Uh, josh expressed skepticism about cocaine being in an arbor in 75 because of the high roller image
I can't speak to that directly if you know what I mean
But I can tell you that cocaine was absolutely in morgenton
Is it morgenton or morgentown morgentown?
It just sounds like it'd be one of those places. It says no, it's morgenton. Well, I said it was morgentown
So that means of course it's morgenton
Uh, and we sure have never been the epicenter of financial markets or a hangout of the rich and famous
But I was a college sophomore then and was in more than one room where it happened
A lot of the illegal drugs that make it to morgenton
morgenton town
Come from detroit and to this day drug arrests here often involve people from there if cocaine made it to
Uh, the m-town home of west virginia university in 1975. I think it's pretty much a certainty
That also made it to an arbor. Okay
I love the podcast. Of course, this is anecdotal still
I love the podcast
I'm happy to chance to write in and shed a little more light on an interesting mystery
Should you read this on the podcast? Please don't use my name
If my 93 year old mom got wind of this she'd still ground me
So that is from uh, Jeffrey Charles. That's awesome. That's uh, anonymous. That's great. Thanks anonymous. That was a fantastic email
I I really feel like yes, it is anecdotal, but
They make just about as good a point as you possibly could so I rescind it
I still don't understand why this this yogi would have suddenly gotten into cocaine
I agree with that when everybody in his life says no including friends not just his mom
His friends too, but but I mean this guy makes a pretty good point. It's possible
It's possible
If you want to get in touch with us and let us know what's possible
We're always looking for that kind of thing. You can send it in an email to stuff podcast at iheartradio.com
Stuff you should know is a production of iheart radio
For more podcasts my heart radio visit the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you listen to your favorite shows
Hey, i'm lance bass host of the new iheart podcast frosted tips with lance bass
Do you ever think to yourself?
What advice would lance bass and my favorite boy bands give me in this situation?
If you do you've come to the right place because i'm here to help and a different hot sexy teen crush
boy bander each week to guide you through life tell everybody
Yeah, everybody about my new podcast and make sure to listen
So we'll never ever have to say bye. Bye. Bye. Bye
Listen to frosted tips with lance bass on the iheart radio app apple podcast or wherever you listen to podcasts
I'm munga shatikler and it turns out astrology is way more widespread than any of us want to believe
You can find in major league baseball international banks k-pop groups even the white house
But just when I thought I had a handle on this subject something completely
Unbelievable happened to me and my whole view on astrology changed whether you're a skeptic or a believer
Give me a few minutes because I think your ideas are about to change too
Listen to skyline drive on the iheart radio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts
Hey, it's bobby bones from the bobby cast. We are nationals most listen to music podcast
In-depth interviews with your favorite country artists plus the biggest songwriters and producers in nationals all from the comfort of my own home
So it gets a little more laid back
They're sharing stories behind the biggest songs and country music and personal stories that you will not hear anywhere else
So if you love country music, I think you will love this podcast
Listen to the bobby cast on iheart radio apple podcast or wherever you listen to podcast