Stuff You Should Know - Selects: How Fireplaces Work
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just in time for Christmas. I hope you have your wasole handy or some eggnog or a nice
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Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Did it have like real mail though, right Jerry?
Yeah.
I don't know how that happened.
Oh like mail mail, not like fan mail?
Wow.
Well Jerry just said confirmed.
Weird.
We've been doing a lot of this Jerry translating lately. Yeah
It's really weird. That's bizarre. I mean I sold your address to a mailing list, but I've never been reimbursed for it
so
How are you sir great? We are fresh off our live shows and Boston mass, right?
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Those were a lot of fun.
Yeah, for sure.
And thanks to the brightest young things for having us to the Benson Ball with Tignotaro.
Yeah, that was wonderful.
We got to meet Tick.
She was just as nice and non-plussed as I would have hoped.
Exactly.
She didn't make a fuss.
No.
Nor should she. Wait. I mean that in a good way.
Wait, isn't non-plus the opposite of what you think it means? I don't know.
I think non-plus means like you're agitated. I mean, you're plused? Yeah.
I'd learn things all the time on this show. Yeah, me too, a favorite part of my job. And most specifically, the most recent thing I've learned, Chuck, is that fire, the use
of fire, the technological application of fire, that's as far as I'm going, actually predates
humanity, that it was Homo erectus, who was the first upright hominid who controlled fire and it was as long
ago as a million years there's evidence of the use the controlled use of fire by humans as much
as a million years ago. Yeah it's just here in this article that you found that in China there are harps of clay, silt and limestone from like a half a million years ago, and
you know, signs like you said in Africa over a million years ago that people, and these
are in caves, so essentially, indoor fireplace.
Right, yeah, but, and if you are an anthropologist, you are familiar with the term hearth, but that's usually used to describe
something that doesn't really resemble the hearth that we'll talk about today. Usually it's
just a shallow depression. Maybe it did have some limestone or some clay or something else
to keep it from catching fire, but nothing like the fireplaces we know of today. The ones we see and say, there's a fireplace.
They're actually about 700-ish years old.
Yeah, and I think the history of the chimney
isn't super clear, but by the 14th century,
and of course Europe, when you had a little dough,
you could then afford the nice chimney,
or maybe just any chimney.
Well, actually, yeah, people started to afford chimneys quite a bit. There was a there especially in say
Jolly Old London there was a lot of chimneys that sprung up. Yeah they weren't
happy about it right? A lot of problems that arose as we'll see later on. Yeah but
yeah the it's kind of interesting to see that the fireplace hasn't really changed much
in like 700 years.
And then you step back and you're like,
no, actually that's kind of evident
when you think about the fireplace
and how ridiculously inefficient it is.
Yeah, it's kind of changed.
I don't know, it depends what you,
it depends on what your definition of changed.
Hole in the wall with a hole above it that's tall and narrow and leads to the outside.
Yeah, within that there have been a lot of changes there.
Sure, sure, but the overall general design has been relatively unchanged for 700 years.
It's like toilet paper.
Yeah, they're not as straight as they used to be.
Ben Franklin was someone who did a lot of complaining in life. He did about
when, you know, he was just kind of personally would look around the world and his everyday
surroundings and say, what do people do it like this? That's stupid. I'm Ben Franklin.
There's better ways. Listen to me. Right. Take a peek under my silken robe. Sure.
He very famously wrote that on the back of the Declaration of Independence.
But fireplaces used to get under his skin, apparently, because of the design.
And we're going to talk about this.
The traditional fireplace is fairly wasteful.
Oh, tremendously so.
And it can even make your room colder.
Yes. Which is counterintuitive.
Yeah, it's like non-plussed.
Yeah, I look that up by the way.
So non-plussed, I'm correct, the non-pluss means you're agitated.
Well, it means that you are surprised and confused to the point that you are unsure how to react.
So not necessarily agitated.
Okay, gotcha.
Just, but you're definitely not just like laid back.
No, so Tignitar was not non-plus.
She was not confused on how to react.
She reacted the exact way, which is, hi.
Nice to meet you.
Hey, how's it going?
Yeah, she's just chill.
Right.
And very sweet.
Yeah.
I didn't expect like some big show, trust me.
For many body that meets us.
Well no.
So I just want to put that out there.
I didn't want to sound like I was disappointed.
She didn't like throw those snap crackers and start tath dancing.
No, I got exactly what I wanted, which was a very nice lady who gave me a big hug in
a photo.
I think that's come across.
Yeah.
Yeah. I'm that's come across. Yeah. Yeah.
I'm sensitive to that stuff.
Once I start opening my mouth, digging that hole.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean?
Here's a little more rope.
Anyway, let me give you a stat here.
Wait, first, I think everyone wants to hear about how you felt when you met Tignotaro.
I was super excited.
Can you tell?
How was she?
So, here's a little stat for you.
The National Association of Home Builders did a survey.
And I guess this is recent.
It doesn't name the year, but it sounds recent.
People still want their fireplaces to the tune of 77% of home buyers say, and that's,
I guess, in the US.
Yeah, like even in, I mean, that's accounting for the hot places as well.
Sure.
You know, so I would imagine in the cold places, it's probably more like 100%.
Yeah, well, remember, I don't remember what episode it was, but we talked about how in New
York, it's very gosh these days to have a fireplace
that you use, because it's so wasteful.
Not as gosh mean what I think it means,
now doubting everything.
It means super lay back and non-plust.
Oh, so like New Yorkers like,
oh, you have a fireplace?
Yes.
How not green.
Right.
Which I mean, they're correct.
There's a lot of ungreenness associated with fireplace. Brownness. Sure
You know, especially as far as like air pollution goes air quality. Yeah, there's a lot of problems sure
There's a lot of problems that come out of it like for example
I guess if we're gonna talk about this for a second if you are a kid and you have I don't know
If you are a kid and you have, I don't know, respiratory diseases, you're far likely to be living in a house where your folks burn wood. So if you're a kid or
an elderly person, respiratory distress can be brought on because smoke's
going to get in the room no matter how great the fireplace is. Right. Or if you're,
let's say if you already have asthma or something,
you're not doing yourself any favors.
Right.
By letting that smoke in the particles,
particulate matter creep in there.
Yeah, and also, I mean, like, house fires,
there's like 25,000 house fires in the United States every year
that result in like 10 people's deaths.
Yeah, from directly from fireplaces.
Yeah, yeah, but no matter who you talk to for the most part,
the people say, still worth it.
Yeah, I'm gonna die of like black lung,
and my house may burn down before I get a chance to,
but I really love fires in the winter,
and I'm willing to take that risk.
So you know my deal, or do you?
I don't know.
We live in a house that was built in 1935.
Oh yeah, yeah.
And we're renovating it still forever.
Yes.
And we have the fire place that is not used.
I know.
And it's not able to be used.
I know.
Unless we pay like some pretty good dough
to get it retrofitted and the chimney worked on.
And I for years have been leaving just little sticky notes and I'll write it and
crayon on the bathroom wall and just little things like, hey, M, how about that fireplace?
And she says quit writing on the walls.
Right.
We're not getting a fireplace just yet.
But maybe.
It's been there for like 10 years.
When does our life, when do we start living our life?
It's my question.
With a fireplace.
Have you considered trading something she wants for the fireplace?
It doesn't work like that.
No.
No.
Have you considered begging?
I didn't work either.
Oh wow.
I don't know what to tell you. Well, I mean, you know, I do. I wait't work either. Oh wow.
I don't know what to tell you.
Well, I mean, you know what I do.
I wait until she goes out of town and I...
And they just do it yourself.
Yeah, but do it in a terrible way.
So that somebody's a professional,
that's a coming in and go behind you.
Yeah, and then they have no choice.
You're like, I gotta get the fireplace guy in here now.
There's a giant hole in the wall.
It's long story short though.
We still don't have a fireplace,
and I'm still despite
all the negatives and I try to lead a green life but I just I want that wood burning thing.
I don't want. We'll talk about the substitutes but and that's great if you're into that because
they are better in many many ways. Sure. But I just love that wood crackle and the smell.
Yeah. I want that particular matter. Yeah. my lungs. You and 77% of US homeowners. Yeah. So yeah, most people do say I'm willing to
look past the problems for a wood burning fireplace. But like you say, there are,
there's alternatives. That's right. But we're going to talk about all of it here.
Should we talk about the parts? Yeah, let's talk about this is this is when I say like there is very little change to
the design over 700 years ago.
It's true man.
Yeah, I didn't realize some of these parts existed.
So I did learn quite a bit in this.
I thought it was pretty much the fire box and the flu that ran up the chimney.
And that's it.
But there's more to it than that.
Well, yeah, these I think these are the improvements that came over time. blue that ran up the chimney. Sure. And that's it. Right.
But there's more to it than that.
Well, yeah, I think these are the improvements that came over time.
So you do have that heart that you mentioned that's going to be built out of something fireproof.
You don't want to wood the hearth.
It's going to be bad.
It's probably rock or brick and that's where you...
Paper mishay.
Yeah.
That's where you sit and drink your bourbon while you warm your back.
It's like an apron on the floor that extends out from the fireplace.
Yeah, and it can be even with the floor, as is the case now, or the one I grew up with,
I grew up with one of those MAC Daddy huge rock-stone fireplaces.
Those ones are like, and you can sit on the thing.
They're the best. They are the best, but they're also like just kid killers they look like, you know?
Well, not if you don't climb in it.
Oh, okay.
Which I never did.
Yeah, that is pretty nice.
What else you got?
Well, so you know, like the heart extends out, but if you look, usually up the walls
along either side of the hole in the wall and then above it,
above it, that's called the surround.
It's usually made of something either that's the same as the hearth.
Same material as the hearth or some other fireproof thing like tile or brick or stone.
Right.
And that's just to basically prevent that fire from leaking out of the fire box and setting
the house on fire.
Right. So straw, no good, no, as a material. You have your fire box, that is just what you
think it is. That's the square, typically, although they're shaped a little differently now.
That's the square that holds your fire. Right. And it's where the smoke starts to collect. Yes. What you're saidening the stuff up to behind the firebox is actually called the smoke
chamber. And there's a transition area in between the firebox, which is where you actually
have the fire, and the smoke chamber, which is above and slightly behind it. And it's
called the throat. It's the opening that connects those two things.
Yeah.
And the smoke chamber, smoke box, I think I've been calling it,
it actually connects the fire box to the flu.
And it's got some pretty cool stuff going on.
This is like where some improvements were made to the design.
Yeah, and the flu is surrounded by the chimney also, again, not straw.
Right. It's going to, again, not straw. Right.
It's going to be brick, almost always.
In the back rear of the smoke chamber, there's a smoke shelf.
Yeah, it's concave.
Yeah, because if you look at a fireplace, you just think it just goes straight back and up,
right?
Well, some of the old designs did.
Well, they were stupid.
Yeah, that's how it's changed them.
Right, so if you go, if you look at the back of the fireplace, did. Well, they were stupid. Yeah, that's how it's changed some. Right, so if you go,
if you look at the back of the fireplace,
if you could stick your head up into the fire box,
you don't wanna do that.
When there's no fire, you don't wanna do it period.
You'll see that there's actually a shelf there.
And it's angled forward too in front of that.
Like I said, it used to be just sort of a cube
and it went straight up.
Now it's sort of zig-zags back and forth a little bit on its way to the flu.
That's right.
So the whole point of that shelf in the zigzag is so that when rain comes in, it doesn't
get into the fire.
Yeah.
It's almost basically a protective overhang.
And it also keeps particulates like soot and stuff from falling into the firebox too. Correct.
That smoke shelf underneath it, you're
going to have the damper.
And that is that covering that's movable.
And that separates the firebox from the place above it.
And that keeps, when you don't have your fire,
that's when you close.
We used to say close the flu.
And we didn't use the word damper in my house.
Yeah.
I don't know why.
But that's technically what it is.
It's the damper.
And you get your, there are different mechanisms.
But ours had a little, a little,
eyelid circle thing that you would stick,
we used our fire poker.
And we would just unhook it and then close the damper.
And that when your fire's not burning,
you wanna keep that thing open when it's burning obviously.
Well, yeah.
You're gonna find out really quickly if it's closed.
It's like an epiglottis for the fireplace.
Sure.
You know, now it's got a throat, why not?
Sure.
What else we have?
Sometimes there's a chimney damper
at the very top of the flu.
Yeah, I didn't heard of it. Close to,
it's unnecessary. Oh, you think? Sure.
But then, uh, at the very top of the chimney, there's something called Spark
Arrester, which is usually like some sort of mesh great that will allow like
gas and air out, but we'll keep, um, little embers and stuff from going out
onto your roof and setting your house on fire.
Yeah, especially like paper tends to float up and out.
The chimney cap can serve the same purpose
and that a lot of times is one and the same.
Like the chimney cap and the spark arrest
are all one piece a lot of times.
Right.
Is that it?
I haven't heard of this ash dump.
That sounds pretty neat though.
Sure. It's basically, I haven't heard of this ash dump. That sounds pretty neat though. Sure.
It's basically, I guess a hatch in the floor,
where you can just sweep the ashes,
I guess that sounds like in the olden days.
Right.
When your house was built on, you know, to bricks,
and it would just drop into a bucket below
as would your poop.
Sure.
There were different buckets under your house.
Right.
The collected things. Do you want to make sure you knew which bucket you're grabbing at any given time.
That's right.
You didn't want to surprise.
And then finally, got your little door.
It's either, you know, glass or metal or it might just be a screen.
We never had in mind growing up, we never had the glass door seen.
Sure.
Just the screen.
We had one of those in my high school house.
And it was a, we had a gas fireplace. Yeah. It was fine. Sure. Sure, just the screen. We had one of those in my high school house.
It was a, we had a gas fireplace.
Yeah, it was fine.
Sure, but I was like, this is not wood.
All right, well let's take a break
and we'll talk about wood after this.
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we didn't talk about basically the physics of how a fireplace works.
Because there are some physics involved.
Pretty impressive ones if you ask me.
Yeah, I love this article said, uh, lighting a fire inside your living room and it kind of hits
home like how kind of crazy that is. Right. And so there are two challenges. One, not setting your
house on fire. Two, keep the smoke from entering the room. Yeah. But yeah, never really thought about it.
And everything we just talked about
basically was to prevent the first part, catching your house on fire, the surround, the hearth,
all that stuff. But then if you get a little more into the guts of the fireplace, that's to keep
the smoke from filling up in the room. And when you look around your house, you will find that
there's a lot of different places for air to get in and that's actually quite necessary for a fireplace
It's quite necessary for living and breathing sure for breathing and it's important for that too
But to keep a fire going and to keep the smoke from going filling up your living room
Which again, you'll find out very quickly if you don't have your damper open, which I have before.
Sure.
If you have air coming into your house, then you can keep the air, the smoke, from the fire,
going up the way it's supposed to.
Right.
And that happens simply because heat tends to rise.
Yeah, you know, one of the places I get a nice flow of air in my house is from closed windows.
Oh, yeah, you got thin windows.
Yeah, we have it.
We've only redone a few of the windows.
That's on my, like, must do list is to get all the windows replaced.
Yeah.
But it ain't cheap.
No.
But you're going to earn that money back, you know, over time, with the efficiencies.
But yeah, I have those old windows like, it can be fully shut and you can stand and your
hair will blow.
Right.
And I'm like, where's this coming from?
It's going through the glass.
Yeah.
It feels like it's defying the laws of physics.
It's freezing near my way.
Yes.
I remember you and I had a house like that, and it was, I mean, the wavy, vaguely wavy kind
of windows. Yeah, those were thin
It's got a neat though to think that in 2016. I'm living like a settler basically. Yeah in parts of my tuning your own butter
so
Yeah, you want to talk about
the different kinds of heat
Yeah, so you've got conduction, convection, and radiation, and fireplaces use convection
and radiation, but not conduction. Hopefully not conduction.
No, conduction means your house is catching fire.
That means you're literally touching something hot.
Correct. Yeah.
Yeah. But convection, of course, is when that hot air circulating to cooler areas of your
home in this case.
And the radiation is just literally feeling that flame warmth.
Yeah, it's a, in the case of the fireplace,
it's infrared and visible light electromagnetic radiation,
basically.
There is actually some radio waves
and some microwaves produced by a fire,
which is kind of cool.
But for the most part, you're feeling infrared radiation
and you're seeing visible light radiation, right?
Yes.
So when you're warming yourself by a fire,
you're being radiated.
Thermal radiation is being emitted from the fireplace.
But there's also convection.
Yeah, big time.
And yeah, big times, right.
Convection actually makes up most of the way that heat is moved through a fire.
Yeah.
And because you want to keep the smoke out of your house, you're also actually keeping
those convection currents from going into your house as well.
Meaning, as Ben Franklin pointed out, because because remember he was a huge complainer, that most of the heat from a fire
is just purposefully being funneled
out of the house up through the flu in the chimney.
I think it drove him nuts a little bit,
looking through some of these quotes.
Yeah, because he really spent a lot of time
trying to figure out how to make fire place better.
He got to understand, though, too,
like when he was alive, these weren't just for like
charm. No, no. They were to like stay alive. Yeah. And the idea that you were wasting all this fuel,
I think probably part of it also was the inefficiency, probably drove him nuts. Well, yeah, I mean, he's dead
right. Like, you've got so much heat just going right up the chimney. And not only that, when you get
that draft, because the fire needs the oxygen. Right. So that's another reason it's pulling this air in,
but it's also pulling in,
you've got your thermostat on and your heat going.
Sure.
It's pulling some of that warmer air
in and up and out as well.
Right, and even air that it's warming through convection,
that's being irradiated out of the fireplace.
Yeah.
It's being sucked in.
And as a result, again, that when that air is sucked into the fire and is pushed up the
flu through the chimney, it's got to be replaced.
It's creating what's called a negative pressurization, right?
Yes.
And that means that air wants to come in and replace the air that's being sucked out and
up the chimney.
So cold air from outside is being drawn in, which is how like you said before.
Four.
Sure.
But the fire can actually make your house even colder, because it's pushing the warm air
out through the fireplace and sucking in cold air from the outside.
Yeah.
And it's not, it says here, here's a stat that said that a traditional fireplace
can draw four to ten times as much air from the room that it needs to actually burn that fire.
Yeah, something like 500 cubic liters of air a minute. Yeah, so compare that to like the
smart fireplace, aka the wood burning stove.
aka the TV with the wood burning stove,
aka the TV with the fire burning on it, right?
I love a wood burning stove, man, those are great.
Do you, I've never really been into this.
Yeah, I've got no problems with them.
It's not a, it doesn't, it's not good for every home.
Aren't they incredibly dangerous?
Like they get super hot, right?
They're really hot.
So like, if you fell onto one or something,
you'd be in big trouble, right?
Yeah, you don't put the skateboard next to it.
Okay.
Or the banana peel.
Okay.
Step one.
But, and you know, you're not going to have like a super
modern house with a wood burning stove.
Like, it's a little more charming in your cabin or something.
Actually, I was looking through, I think, a popular mechanics or something.
I had different types of stove, so it's stove's.
And there are some that are kind of mod.
Oh, well, that's cool.
Yeah.
So, they're trying to bring it into the future?
Yes.
Well, they're remarkably efficient.
How much did you say, 500 cubic liters, I believe, air a minute is sucked into a fireplace,
an average fireplace, and only 20 for a wood burning stove.
Yeah, that's pretty efficient.
So they're super hot.
You can cook on and too.
You can boil your water and do all sorts of things.
Sure.
You know?
Just don't touch it.
No.
I think the Randazos had one in their place in Connecticut. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and I think it supposedly works super well
Sure, like it'll it'll heat a room and then some yeah, you know
Well, and the reason why is because it's it's like a contained fireplace, but it's not just wide open
It's out in the open. Yeah, yeah, but I shut the door to it. Right, you shut the door to it so you're saving the warmer around it from being sucked in.
Correct.
And then it's also removed from the interior of the wall so that it can heat on all sides.
That's right out there so you can fall on it.
Sure.
And then the flu itself can go up and then out of the room so that the hot gas that's being carried out
can heat the air in the room around it. So you've got that stovepipe. Yeah, you've got a lot
of a lot of different ways the air is being warmed in your house by a wood stove. Yeah, I'm
gonna look into these new ones. There's new ones. There's also like like, there's some famous ones, they're like mid-century design that are supermod,
Swedish ones.
And then there's like,
there's ones that look kind of like the traditional ones,
but they're newly built and like,
they're improved designs.
Remember the old 70s fireplaces that were
like orange metal that would sit out in the room.
That's the sweetest one I'm talking about.
Oh, really?
It's based on that old 70s look.
No, that's the one I'm talking about is the 70s one.
Oh, okay.
There's newer ones too.
Gotcha.
But the iconic orange one, yeah, that's just.
Yeah, like my friend, one friend in high school,
Chris, Bootin, had the most 70s house.
That's right.
Dude, it was wonderful.
Like it was the orange fireplace,
like built in a terrarium set.
That's ideal.
With plants and rocks and things,
I think there might have been a little fake waterfall.
Was there a macroom, eh?
Oh, I'm sure that was macroom-y at some point.
But it was just, it had one of those sunken living rooms.
Oh, I like those.
You know?
Yeah.
And looking back now, like, it's a super cool,
like, mod house, like people now would be like,
oh my god, it's preserved in time.
It's the greatest thing ever.
Right.
Like his, what hit you to water bed, of course.
But one of his walls, his entire wall
was like a blown up photograph of like a Hawaiian sunset. Oh, we had a couple of those in our house not not a Hawaiian sunset, but we had
like a forest with a
Waterfall going through it and then in our kitchen a forest mural. Yeah, no water. That's very ice storm
Yeah, I've not seen that movie, but I can imagine. Because I was 70s, right?
70s?
Yeah, I mean, like, keep parties are happening and people are drinking eggnog around the
orange lacquer to fireplace.
It's a wonderful time.
But let's say you have just the regular, regular old fireplace to start.
Yeah.
Traditionally, you want to, you want to, you come across it,. You say what the heck is this thing?
What do I do? Well, the first thing you do is you log on to the internet and go to
house to forks and look up how to operate a fireplace because house to forks as you
covered, man. Yeah, I mean, the only thing I could say this would probably be good
for is if you've never literally never started a fire. But it seems like common knowledge to me.
Yeah, there's some details in there that,
I don't know, like hardwoods, right?
You don't wanna burn pine or any softwood.
Okay.
You want your hardwoods like hickory ash oak.
Yeah.
You kinda stuff.
And you want it seasoned.
That's the key.
Yeah, you can't go cut down a tree in your yard and chop it up and burn it the next week.
That's not going to work.
Because it will smoke and you'll see literally, I mean, when I go camping, we get
rooked all the time on firewood purchases.
Oh, yeah.
And we sit down for the evening, throw the wood on there, and you just start hearing the sizzle.
Yeah.
And you see the water just literally boiling out of it.
Right.
And we're just like, oh man.
Well, okay.
That roadside guy I'm gonna go back.
Here's how you tell him.
You gotta test it right there in front of the guy
and watch him squirm.
Take two logs, and you knock them together.
And what you're looking for is a hollow sound, no thud.
Hollow sound. Then youud, hollow sound.
Then you know, it's seasoned.
Yeah, but he would go like, city boy, this is North Georgia,
lob-lolley pine, you don't know what you're talking about.
You'd say, well, pine's a soft food, I want hardwoods.
Where's the hardwoods?
I went to college, you'd off my property, and leave the boiled peanuts.
You'd say, I'm going gonna take half of the boiled peanuts
for my time.
Yeah, I feel like we always get wet wood,
but at least six months you want that wood drying out.
They say a full year, what you're looking for
is 20% moisture level by the time you're burning it.
All right, you could also put in a moisture level,
temperature, or moisture indicator in the end.
Yeah, there you go.
Did you buy the big city?
But you're right.
You look at the end of the wood too and you'll see that it's cracked and split.
It's usually dark like gray.
It just looks aged.
But the dead giveaways, the hollow thud sound.
Yeah, I didn't know that, so I'm going to try that.
The hollow thud or the hollow sound, not the hollow thud sound. Yeah, I'm gonna, I didn't know that. So I'm gonna try that. The hollow thud, or the, I'm sorry,
the hollow sound, not the thud.
Right.
Yeah.
That's what you're looking for.
So you take your fire, or you take your wood,
you put it on your fire grate, although,
so this is a component of the fireplace.
It's not an actual like part of it.
Right.
The fire grate is like this iron stand.
It's a grate.
It's really no other way to describe it. Although some
fire-efficient auto suggests that you should use what are called andirons. Yeah, I like greats.
Which are, well, an andiron is basically a great missing the great part in the middle. It's
basically these two stands, a pair of stands that go in the fireplace and it holds the logs aloft.
Yes, right. So they burn through. The great does the same thing, except it keeps burning like embers on the great a little
more.
The reason why people are like and irons are great is because however you have it, a great
or an an iron, you want to keep a bed of embers going.
Because that is going to eventually become hot enough that you could throw anything on
there and it'll start to catch fire.
Yeah.
So when you take your split logs,
you put them on your grate or your anions,
put a little kindling beneath them,
which is like thinner wood that'll catch fire easily.
Yeah.
Light it on fire.
Oh, I forgot first you want to pour about
a half a liter of caracene on this.
No, make sure that it starts.
You do not.
Oh, did I misspeak?
That is just a joke, kids.
You don't ever want to use any sort of lighter fluid for salt or anything like that to
start a indoor fire.
Kids, you should not be starting a fire in the first place.
So stop right now.
Yes.
This is for grownups.
That's right.
But you do want to use something like, I don't know, a newspaper, just a piece of paper
to light the kindling, but no, you don't want to use any sort of accelerant.
Well, people are getting these papers anymore, so you can just light your kindle or your
iPad, throw that in there instead.
It'll, it'll start.
But that kindling is going to catch, and if your wood is seasoned, it'll catch too, and
then all of a sudden you got a fire.
Yeah, you may want to adjust that damper a little bit
just to keep your air flowed, how you want it.
Right.
And again, when you have a fire going,
one of the two main things you're trying to do,
in addition to not burn down your house,
is to keep the smoke from coming back in the room.
And sometimes that's easier said than done because every house has something called
a neutral pressure plane. Okay? So above the neutral pressure plane the air is
pressurized. So it wants to push air out and below it air is the the pressure
inside the house is lower so air wants to be sucked in.
So as long as your fireplace, your chimney,
is above that neutral pressure plane,
you're gonna be okay, the air's gonna wanna go in.
If it so happens that the air around your fireplace
is a higher pressure,
then the air is actually going to be pushed down the chimney
into the fire box and out into the room
Which is no good, but you can solve it pretty easily by just opening a window and allowing air to come in or go out
Depending or have a
90-year-old windows right where you don't have to worry about it at all because the air just flows through freely
So if you want to you know, we're talking about how inefficient they are.
If you want to improve that efficiency,
there are a couple of cool things you can do.
One is called a tubular grate,
and that is exactly what you think.
It is instead of just a great,
made of solid iron at the bottom,
it is a bit of a cage.
It looks like sort of like the motorcycle
exhaust pipes and things. Yeah. So, you know, it's just their tubular, so it's going to draw in the cool air in the bottom
of the tubes, and then it's going to rise and then loop back around and shoot out the
top of the tubes into your room.
Yeah.
Which should work in theory.
But remember, if fireplaces are working properly
it's sucking air from the room in to the fire to fuel it and then shooting it out the chimney
So this air that's being warmed could be sucked right back into the fire. That's right
But if you have it so that the
The tubular grate is enclosed by some doors
But the ends of the grate can go out into the room. Bam, you're set.
Oh, is that a thing? Yeah, I haven't seen that.
There's another thing called a... Well, this is what
when Emily's parents have moved to Georgia now, but when they lived in Ohio,
they had one of these recirculators that was a fan,
basically, you would turn on a switch,
and it would literally blow heat from underneath the grate back out into the room.
And it worked really well, but it always seemed to blow a little stink out with it.
Stink?
You know, fire stink.
Oh, okay. Yeah. I mean, you couldn't see smoke pouring out of it or anything.
Right. But it was still affecting your respiratory?
Well, I mean, it didn't affect me so much, but I could tell what it was happening. Like,
every recirculator I've ever seen or been around has kind of had the same deal to me.
Yeah. Whether it's gas, only or whatever. It always just seems to have this,
but you know, I'm very sensitive to odors. Anyway, so maybe that's something to do with that
on and off. Maybe. I'm a super smeller. Are you a super smeller? What do you smell right
now? I smell a no like three, three rooms over. Wow. You are a super smeller. Because
we are hermetically sealed in here.
Not true.
Then those glass doors, you talked about, it's another way to increase efficiency, but you're
also going to literally just cut down on the heat that gets into the room as much as 50%.
Yeah, there's not a lot that you can do to have a dramatic impact on the efficiency of
the fire. For the most part, it's going to lose more heat than it puts out.
You just want to hope that you can warm the room you're in
at the fire enough so that you don't mind.
Yeah. Or if you're just after the aesthetic then.
Yeah. Good for you.
You and I lived in a place where we had a fireplace for a couple of years.
We were hooked on it.
Yeah, hooked on it.
It was burning again.
Yeah, oh yeah.
And we could get that room like hot.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, toasty.
If you keep the fire going long enough, that's the key.
Yeah, you just have to waste more than you can imagine.
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All right, Josh, we've been talking about wood a lot because it's clearly the superior fireplace seriously.
But you can get the old gas fake log fireplace these days.
My mom made the switch.
Fake logs look pretty good these days.
So wait a minute, wait a minute.
She had a wood burning fireplace
and had a gas insert put in?
Yes, wow, okay.
So because she had a, like I had growing up to the gas starter.
So you would light the gas,
throw the wood on, get it going, turn the gas off.
Gotcha.
So she just retrofitted it.
Actually, I did it,
my brother, into full gas with the fake logs.
Nice.
That they look good these days, you know?
You can arrange them in yourself
in a way that looks aesthetically pleasing.
Right, they don't come in that mound
that shape to look like three logs laying on top of each other.
No, it's come a long way, I'll say that.
Don't they have beds of embers now too?
Yeah, they do.
They kind of catch the little flickery glow.
Yep.
What is it?
They've come a long way with trying to simulate that look.
Peca, peca, peca.
I don't know what that is.
It's like the Japanese word for that, like the little tinkling glow. Tinkling glow. I'm saying it wrong, but
It's a throwback. I said it wrong on some other episode years back. Oh, you don't want putty-perty?
No
Puda-puda-puda-puda. Yeah, but that's something different
Yeah, well to go back and find it. Maybe we'll just edit this whole part out
So the gas logs
Covering the gas vent you going to burn that fire behind glass. It's going to give off radiant and convicted heat.
You're probably going to have a air, not recycler what I call it, air exchanger there working
as well.
Yeah, and one of the reasons it's so much more efficient is because it doesn't require any air from inside your room.
Yeah.
It draws air through a pipe from the outdoors because it requires much less, right?
Yeah.
So it's not going to take any of that warmed air that it's warming for itself to burn.
It's just going to say, you keep it.
I'm gas.
I'm super efficient.
I love you in ways that wood could never imagine.
Yeah, that's true.
Wood is dirty and bumbling.
Why do you love wood so much more than me?
I'm gas.
So, if you're getting a new house,
you're probably gonna have a gas fireplace. If you're getting a new house, you're probably going to have a gas fireplace.
If you're getting a fireplace added to a home, it's probably going to be a gas fireplace.
Sure.
That's the direction they're steering you these days.
Yeah, oh yeah.
I would guess you.
Because gas.
I would guess you're going to pay significantly more for a wood burning fireplace to be built
into your new house than a gas one.
You think?
Yeah, probably just because I'll bet there's relatively few,
especially down below the Mason Dixon line,
relatively few builders who know how to put in
a wood burning fireplace.
Yeah, you got to find a builder from 1973.
Basically.
Yeah.
And he's going to want to give you one of those
orange modern jobs.
Yeah.
You're like, yes, it's cool, but no,
I want like the real thing. Yeah. He's like, guess is cool, but no, I want like the real thing.
Yeah, he's like, this is real. So they're very efficient to these gas fireplaces.
Sure. The gas burns cleanly. They even have them that are vent free. But people also say,
you know what, if your house is not like chucks and it is actually pretty tight, it's sealed
to call it and sealed up, then they can actually deplete oxygen or moisture can build up.
So the jury's still out somewhat on these gas fireplaces.
I say the jury is in.
Oh yeah.
And I'm the jury and I say event-free fireplace is a stupid idea.
It's pumping carbon dioxide into your house.
Yeah.
That's not a, that's never good.
You would think.
Yeah.
You can get an ethanol fireplace.
This one seems like, okay, you've seen them before, right?
Like if you go to a Marriott courtyard or something like that,
they'll have like the chair situated around a table
with the fireplace in the middle of the table. Uh-huh. It's nuts.
Yeah, it's just burning ethanol.
The flame is actually cold.
It's basically like, yeah, right.
It's basically like a sterno fireplace.
Yeah. You know, you want to light your fondue pot or something like that from beneath.
Yeah. It's the same thing, I think, virtually.
Uh, and then you can get can get the woe unto you
if you opt for the electric fireplace.
Well, there's some now where you can get
an entertainment center with a TV and then beneath it,
a fake electric fireplace.
Yeah, it's cool.
So an electric fireplace has no fire.
It is a heater and it, you know, it simulates the look of a fire if you're four years old and squinting, if you're squinty four year
old. But, you know, we don't want to yuck someone's
yum, so if that's your bag, then more power to you. It's just not for me.
I have to take issue though with this article, it says that it's emission-free.
It's emission-free on the user end.
Right, still electricity, which means it's producing
emissions at the coal fire power plant
that's producing that electricity.
Yeah, that is very much.
So don't be fooled if you're like,
oh, it's emission-free.
No, no, we're gonna yuck that, yum.
Safety wise, you gotta watch out for those sparks if you got carpet around or hardwoods
I reckon.
Yeah.
Keep your bag of oily rags away from the fireplace.
Yeah.
Don't put, you might want a fire extinguisher, but don't put it in the fireplace.
Right.
It's self.
Carbon monoxide invent investing in a carbon monoxide detector is worthwhile.
It doesn't have to be like a smart carbon monoxide detector,
although get one of those if you want.
I'm just saying if you're using a wood burning fireplace,
at the very least, get yourself a cheap but decent carbon monoxide
detector. Get a smoke detector is not quite enough.
Yeah, I think I think you have to have those now.
Isn't that the new code?
I don't know.
I haven't read the zoning codes in a while.
Building codes.
You should take a look.
This is one of those kind of once a year things.
If you know what you're doing, you can at least
get a flashlight and kind of look everything over.
See if there's anything obvious.
Like if your fluke cap is no longer on your chimney.
Hurricane hit. Yeah, if they're big cracks or anything. See if there's anything obvious like if your flu cap is no longer on your chimney hurricane hit
Yeah, if they're big cracks or anything what so what's wrong with yours cracks like your house with cutoff fire
All I know is the guy did a lot of like
Maybe he just wasn't feeling it that day. No, he didn't put on a good show
He he came over because he isn't put on a good show. He came over because he is in,
their specialty is old houses and old fireplaces.
So I thought this guy's gonna be like,
oh great, this is what I do.
He acted like he didn't wanna do the job.
Right, but that's a lot of work, man.
You were gonna have to fix your chimney on the inside
and it's cracked here and he got this and you got that.
I was like, yeah, that's what you advertise.
It's a fixed old situation.
Right.
You should bring somebody else out.
Yeah, I didn't like that guy.
Yeah.
You can bring out someone with some little moxie.
But you do, even if you think that your fireplace is doing great, it pays to pay somebody to come out and look at it inside.
Like, is it too much to ask for a little energy from your fireplace guy?
A little wild factor, maybe.
Yes, you're correct. You do need a pro every now and then to come out.
They're called chimney sweeps.
Yeah.
And a Creosote is something if you look up Creosote, C-R-E-O-S-O-T-E online,
it sort of looks like black lava built up on the inside of your chimney. Right, and it itself
could catch fire. Yeah. And you have a chimney fire, in which case, and it sounds a little counter
intuitive, like, well, there's fire going through it all the time. Fire going through it is much different from fire,
like your chimney being on fire itself.
Yeah, that's no good.
And if your chimney's on fire,
your house can catch fire fairly easy,
especially if you have cracks in there,
because it goes, and all of a sudden,
some pressure treated two by four is like,
oh, you don't want to burn that pressure treated two by four,
by the way, it's wood. Yeah. you don't want to burn that pressure treated to by 4, by the way, it's
wood.
I don't think we mentioned that.
One thing you can burn, though, which I wouldn't use, but it's called a chimney sweep
log or a creosote log.
And it's just a special log.
It's sort of like a duraflame, it's a prefab log. Right. It's a special log. It's sort of like a duriflaim. It's a prefab log.
It's a chemical log.
But it's supposed to break down that creosote.
Yeah.
I just, I don't know, something about that made me,
my radar went off like, I don't know if that's
the best way to do things.
Yeah.
Don't have any proof.
But I hear chemical log that knocks that creosote loose.
And it just didn't sound like the smart approach.
Well, even the Chimney Safety Institute of America says,
like, yeah, this thing's kind of work, but you want like actual scrubbing of the interior
of your chimney.
Yes.
Which is what chimney sweeps did.
Yeah.
And man, if you want, if you want moxie in your chimney sweep, you go to somebody's
parents and say, I want to buy your four-year-old boy and make him my chimney sweep slave.
Yeah, I mean, earlier we teased and promised the child labor horror show.
And that's pretty much what things were like in Jolly Old England after 1666
after 1666
Second September To the fifth September technically. Yeah, the great fire of London changed a lot of things and one of them was
Chimney's were a little bit narrow and they had a lot more rules as far as how clean you had to keep them and so like you said what you would do is you
Can't put an adult up there
you would, you can't put an adult up there. No, not really. But you can't put a five-year-old boy. Or four, I think, as the youngest I saw them doing. Yeah, so you would literally buy
child from a poor person. Right. Stick this boy up in there. They were your, quote, unquote,
apprentice, which basically was child slave. Unpaid child labor.
Zero dollars.
Right.
And actually chimney sweeping at the time.
So after the great fire of London in 1666,
I believe it was mandated by the Queen or Parliament or somebody
that everybody needed their chimneys like kept up with.
So chimney sweeps became a thing.
But they actually swept chimneys free. It was a
free service. The way that chimney sweeps made their money was from the soot that they gathered.
They would sell it as fertilizer. Oh, I thought you were going to say sponsorships.
Like they would show up right there. Chevy Tahoe, Dr. Ketter, or something.
There's like nothing gets your chimney clean like son of a gun by STP.
So they would stick these kids in there sometimes they would literally light a fire under their butt to make them work faster
Yeah, the kids would shimmy and distort their body to shimmy in this little 18 inch wide chimney and
Chip loose this
Creasote creasote and soot that would then because they're working above their head it would follow all over them
They would take a bath
Once a week maybe once every month maybe once every two or three months depending on who you're asking. Yeah, so these children are literally
Not I mean if they survived this experience at all, they're not gonna live past middle age.
Right.
So what you just described was a good day.
Yeah.
There were all sorts of other horrible maladies
that could come about,
reformation of their skeletons,
because these kids are like four, five, six, eight,
10, 12 years old.
They're trying to grow.
They're still developing,
but they're spending hours upon hours every day in these cramped chimneys.
So their bones, especially the bones in their ankles and knees tended to grow in a deformed
way.
Unbelievable.
There's something the first industrial-linked cancer ever identified is called Chimney
Sweeps Cancer.
Other people call it Scrodo, carcinoma, where the scrottle was irritated by soot, and it would
produce warts, and these warts, if they went untreated, would turn into a carcinoma, which eventually,
if it wasn't cut out, the tumor would grow into the testes and then into the abdomen, and it was
a very, very painful way to die. Kids like 12 years of age were dying of...
Cancer.
...grotal cancer from this.
Yeah, you get up pre-dawn.
You work till the nighttime hours, 364 days a year.
The one day that these kids would get off was Mayday, International Labor Day.
They would sleep then, you know, we said they collected that ash and so it
installed it.
They would store all the stuff in sacks and the kids would then sleep in
those rooms, still ingesting all the stuff in the air.
And quite often they would literally get stuck and die in these chimneys.
Here's the part where I started to hyperventilate just thinking about this.
Oh, from claustrophobia.
Yeah.
There's like this thing called positional esphyxia.
Yeah.
There's actually a pretty interesting vicaridic called,
called like a brief history of people getting stuck in chimneys.
Uh-huh.
And they actually illustrate how positional esphyxia happens using the Grinch.
Yeah.
As he's going down the chimney, his feet start to get above his head and all
of a sudden he's stuck. You can't get out of that position.
This would happen to real live English boys in American too apparently, who would get
stuck in the chimneys that they were cleaning out and would die there because they would
asphyxiate. Their abdomen couldn't take in breaths any longer, right?
It happened a lot.
And actually, finally, it happened enough times that parliaments started to get involved.
They first got involved in 1788 with the Chimney Sweeps Act.
And they said, you know what?
This is crazy.
You guys are buying four-year-old kids.
You can't do that.
Chimney Sweeps can be no younger than eight.
Yeah.
That was their first stab at reform, right?
Yeah, and obviously this is child labor was a lot different back then as far as how we
thought about when kids should work.
Right.
Or the idea of childhood hadn't even come about yet.
Yeah, but even so, even for a time where it was believed that children should put forth
an effort and work, like four and five yearyear-old kids, it's just ridiculous.
Sure, right?
They also added though that if you are a master of a chimney sweep, you have to make sure
that they are allowed to go to church on Sundays.
That was the other part of the 1788 Act, right?
Yeah.
Then in the 1840 Act, they up the age to 21, which was significant, but apparently it wasn't really
enforced until 1875.
When this one kid died, and he was basically
the straw that broke the camel's back for the public.
Yeah, his name was George Brewster,
and he worked for a gentleman by the name of William Wire,
and I say, gentlemen, what I mean is a scumbag.
And he was cleaning a hospital chimney full-borne hospital and he got
stuck
and the great efforts were made to rescue him actually pulled down a wall to
try and get to him
he died and wire is actually found guilty of manslaughter
and his death was really big awareness
uh... jolt for everybody and it became part of the campaign
and um... that was pretty much the end of using kids.
You know, he was apparently the last child
to die in a chimney in England.
In England, I guess in the US,
they kept using them for a while.
So shameful.
Really? Yes.
Now, if you see a chimney sweep
tell a four-year-old to go up in the chimney,
you called police because that is illegal these days.
No better where you live. Yeah. Okay. Let's all agree to that. You got anything else? No.
Fireplaces. Just in time for the fall. Well, yeah, it's November here in Atlanta and in the mid-80s.
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Forks and since I said search bar, it's time for listener mail.
I'm going to call this grammar police.
Hey guys, regular listener for quite some time.
I finally become angered or inspired enough to write in about something. I used the sandwich technique proposed by Chuck Rees only by the way, and I was listening
to an older episode, does the body replace itself, and you guys were talking about emails
from the grammar police.
A grammar only has strict rules to those who decided that it needed strict rules.
As a society, we have a rather dramatic ebb and flow
of grammar rules.
There's no one entity to decide upon the rules.
And therefore, there's no real, right or wrong.
You can almost consider it like a fashion in a way.
We can all generally agree that double negatives are wrong,
much like we can all agree that socks and sandals are wrong.
And yet, some will
still use them or wear them without a problem. As long as we can understand each other and the
quote incorrect and quote grammar, does not take away from the meaning of your words than it should
not matter. There are different times in which proper grammar is necessary and scrutinized,
and then there are times when it frankly does not matter. There is a huge debate in the grammar world,
the few but mighty, she points out,
about whether we should be prescriptivist or descriptivists
when it comes to the rules of grammar.
It's a constantly evolving topic,
and arguably grammar is a constantly evolving entity.
Just thought I'd share my thoughts and hopes
that you wouldn't get down on yourselves
from the grammar police.
And yes, feel free to pick apart my email for grammar errors.
Nice.
Happy face.
That is from Colleen Zaker, an English teacher and grammar enthusiast.
Thanks a lot, Colleen. We appreciate that big time.
We always love to hear support from people who are like,
don't listen to the haters.
Yeah. Yeah.
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