Stuff You Should Know - SYSK Selects: How Circumcision Works
Episode Date: September 8, 2018Circumcision is a common practice in which the foreskin of a male's penis is removed, typically as a baby. In this classic episode, Josh and Chuck take a look at the origins, practices, and arguments ...for and against circumcision in this episode. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hi everybody, it's November 30th, 2010.
What?
No, it's not, but I'm gonna bring you back in time.
We're all getting in the way back machine
for the Saturday Select Everyone.
And we're going back to November 30th, 2010
because we published How Circumcision Works that day.
And this is a good one.
It kind of tied up medical, some medical science
along with, well, the controversies around circumcision.
There's really no way around that.
It's not an open and closed discussion.
It's very much open for debate.
And we get into it in this episode.
It's a pretty good one.
So if you think you can handle it,
listen to How Circumcision Works right now.
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I'm Joshua M. Clark with me is Charles W. Bryant.
That makes this Stuff You Should Nizzo.
And that's that.
Hi.
Hey.
Josh M. Clark.
Joshua.
Joshua M. Clark.
Yes.
You don't have a fancy setup today?
I have an intro.
OK, let's hear it.
OK.
Wow, Chuck, you're really kind of putting me up
against the wall, aren't you, today?
You waiting on me?
A little bit?
OK.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Chuck.
Josh.
Have you ever heard of Lloyd Schofield?
I have not.
Yes, you have.
You always do this.
Who is he?
He is a guy out in San Francisco who has proposed for next
November's, I guess, referendum elections.
It wouldn't even be midterm.
What do you call the elections between midterm and the big ones?
Quarter term, I don't know.
OK, we'll call it that.
For next November's ballot in San Francisco,
there may be a referendum if Lloyd Schofield has anything
to do with it, that outright bans male circumcision.
In San Francisco?
Well, yeah.
Obviously.
You've got to start somewhere.
Schofield needs 7,100 signatures.
And basically, read the provision, Chuck,
the wording of the proposed referendum.
It would make it a misdemeanor to circumcise, excise,
cut, or mutilate the genitals of a person under 18.
And he says it's genital mutilation.
That's how he feels, and other people feel that way, too.
Yeah, he's definitely not on his own in that one.
There's some people in this CBS AP article
that are like, it's a little too far.
It should be the choice of the parents.
Schofield's idea, and it kind of appears in the wording
of the ballot measure, that it's a parent's choice,
but it's not the choice of most people who are circumcised
because they're generally circumcised as newborn infants.
Yeah.
Little boys are.
And he likened it to tattooing, because you're not
allowed to tattoo a child.
When did you start saying tattoo like that?
What do you mean?
Tattoo.
Is that weird?
Yeah, it's a little weird.
It's like humans.
Well, that's what he says.
He said, to felony, to tattoo a kid.
So here, he's really laughing in there.
To tattoo a child.
And so he says, is this the same thing?
Well, yeah, he's actually saying it's way, way worse
than tattooing.
Exactly.
But he is saying it's the only same line.
This is a choice by the parents that is possibly
against the child's will later on.
Sure.
And that's that.
So let's talk about circumcision,
because this is a little, that's an odd approach to me.
The way I've always understood it is there's
circumcision out there.
It's not weird.
It's not odd.
But as you kind of get older, you
realize that there's two sides to this whole story.
Yeah, it's a hot debate.
And it kind of is, actually.
And you kind of come to realize,
like there's people out there who think
that people who aren't circumcised are weird,
and people out there who think that people who are
circumcised are weird, right?
Exactly.
Let's do some stat, stat, man.
Well, I think the first stat we should open with, perhaps,
is that if you are an American boy, or man,
in the last 30 years, then there's
about a three in five chance that you are circumcised
here in this country over the past three decades,
although that is falling big time.
Yeah, what was it, three in five chance?
Now, in 2005, between 1980 and, I think, 2000,
it was about three in five, right?
Yes.
And then by 2005, it had dropped to about 53%.
Yeah, and Schofield says that in 2009, it fell to 33%.
That's a huge drop.
So in a decade, it fell 30%, and they actually
think one of the reasons why is because there's
been an increasing presence of Hispanics in the US,
and Hispanics are much, much less likely than any other group
to circumcise their male infants.
And it's also lower out west, where there's
a larger Hispanic population.
Yeah, in the Midwest, there's about a 75% chance
that you are going to circumcise your boy.
In the South, there's half, 50, 50, right?
It's like Russian roulette with a two-barreled, two-chamber gun.
Yeah, sure.
And then out west, yeah, it's less than a quarter
of the male infants are circumcised out there every year.
But ultimately, there's about 1.2 million circumcisions.
Well, there were in 2005.
Yes.
So now we're down to less than that.
But in 2005, there were about 1.2 million male boys
born in the United States who were circumcised, right?
Yeah, and since you mentioned that,
about $200 a pop, even though it's
included in your birthing bill, it's about $240 million
that insurance companies would love to not have to pay.
Exactly.
So there's actually, I don't know if it's overt support
or maybe quiet financial support or whatever,
but the insurance companies are very happy to side
with the anti-circumcision movement.
And Medicaid.
Yes, of course.
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So, Chuck, let's talk about the penis.
Let's talk about the foreskin.
That's part of it.
We're going to say the word penis a whole lot,
because you can't avoid it when you're talking about circumcision.
That's right, Chuck.
Because let's just go ahead and set up for our foreign friends
who may not know what circumcision is, like roller derby.
Circumcision is when the foreskin of the penis.
That's also called the prepuse.
Prepuse is removed.
Simple as that.
So, you got the prepuse, which is the foreskin.
Yes.
It covers the tip of the penis, which is also called the glands.
G-L-A-N-S.
Right, and then there's a piece of connective tissue
that works much like the connective tissue
that anchors the bottom of your tongue
to the floor of your mouth, called a frenulum.
And that keeps the prepuse connected to the glands.
Yeah, and they also said the inner portion of the foreskin
is also much like the inside of your mouth,
in that it has a natural moisture to lubricate the glands.
It's hot and moist in there.
That's what it says.
Yes.
Yeah, it provides lubrication,
which kind of keeps it safe and sheathed, I guess, right?
Yeah, from abrasion, and like they mentioned,
cold and the dry winter air can be rough on a glands.
Yeah, and this was the Tom Sheeve article,
and my hat is off to him for this one.
Yes, Tom did a great job with this.
I liked your first response.
Thank you.
Chuck also contains the prepuse.
Also contains some nerve cells, nerve bundles,
special blood cells.
I had no idea.
It makes the penis that much more sensitive.
And the fact that it produces movement,
aids in stimulation.
Yeah, and lubrication.
So there's a lot of people who are happy with their prepuse
or foreskin and are very glad that they are uncut
as the anti-circumcision groups would call it, right?
Or natural is another one.
That's right, and since we're talking about the foreskin,
it's not the same on all dudes.
It's like every human body part,
it varies from person to person.
And some men actually are sort of naturally circumcised
because they're either born with very little foreskin
or they have foreskins that actually retract during puberty.
They go, boo.
Exactly.
Or maybe sad trombone.
And they do serve a protective purpose, but they can also,
and for people that are on both sides,
we're going to present both sides of the argument.
So don't say, you guys are just talking about this one side.
We're going to talk about both sides.
Sure, of course.
But one camp believes that it can cause some problems.
Well, it can.
I think everybody agrees on these.
Like these are the very rare problems
that can come about from having foreskin.
We should say that it's rare though,
because one of the big problems that the anti-circumcision folks
have is that these are overstated.
Like when you say, it's easier to get dirty
and bacteria can build up and all these things can happen.
That is true.
But it's not like if you skip a shower,
this is going to happen.
Well, let's talk about this, because there are some problems
that can arise just from having a normal foreskin.
One of those problems, because it is like the inside of your mouth
in there, warm, moist.
You've got to keep it clean?
You do have to keep it clean.
And if you don't, a white buildup, a white soapy buildup?
Soapy?
Soupy.
It says cheesy in the article.
Cheesy, that's right.
A white cheesy buildup called smegmum can develop.
And once you start developing a white cheesy buildup called
smegmum within your foreskin, you
want to take a really hard, long look at your grooming habits.
Yeah, did you say smegmum?
Smegma.
OK.
Smegmum's maybe the plural?
No, I think it's just smegma.
It's singular?
I want to make sure you were saying it right.
Smegma.
Because the last thing I want is listener mail
on the pronunciation of smegma.
We get all these voice files?
Although I've always said smegma, but I think it's smegma.
Yeah, maybe I've just said smegma for humor's sake.
Maybe.
All right.
That was around the time Wayne's World was out, wasn't it?
Probably so.
That's just one, that's probably a pretty minor thing.
I'm sure that's easily corrected.
Your foreskin, though, can also be, well, it can develop in two
ways, too tight or too loose, right?
And each other problems.
Take it, Chuck.
Too tight, it can cause a condition known as pfimosis.
That's like trying to put on a sweater that's way too small
for you.
That's a good way to look at it.
And that is a medical, that's the main medical determinant
for whether or not you should get a circumcision.
Like the main medical reason would be pfimosis.
I think that's probably because it's the most frequent.
It's probably the most frequent problem, I think.
If it's too loose, then it's going to be called parafimosis.
And that's like wearing your dad's sweater.
Yes, and it can cause swelling of the glands in the foreskin.
And there's also something called ballon post thesis, which
is swelling of the mucous surfaces of the foreskin.
Right.
And that can lead to skin disease, problems with the urethra,
pain, all sorts of things that you don't want to have going
on out there.
And this general like, why, God, why?
Yeah, I would imagine so.
You can have your phrenulum attached too tightly.
That's the phrenulum brevi, where it's just like trying
to poke your head through that very, very tight sweater.
That's a good way to look at it as well.
Thank you, Chuck.
Very evocative, Josh.
And circumcision can help correct all of these problems,
but it is rarely medically necessary to get circumcised.
Right.
And like we said, these problems do exist.
They are serious problems.
It's at the very least uncomfortable, if not
downright dangerous.
Sure.
And I think both sides agree that there are circumstances
such as these that do warrant circumcision.
Yeah.
Problem is, most circumcision, I'm
sure the vast majority of circumcisions
are customary, cultural, preventative, right?
Yeah.
Sociological in nature.
Sure.
Let's talk about the origins of circumcision.
When did humans get the idea to cut the foreskin off
of the boy's penises?
Well, did it start with the Bible?
This is where Tom started, but no,
it didn't start with the Bible.
As far back as we can find the Egyptians we're doing,
that's what we understand.
OK.
You want to talk about that?
Well, let's talk about the Bible first,
because in the book of Genesis, God made a covenant with Abraham.
And as we all know, Abraham was a Jewish patriarch
and his descendants.
Abraham was the patriarch of the houses of the Jews
and the Muslims, dude.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Isaac, his son, went on to found Judaism.
He was the father of Judaism.
Ishmael, the other son, his illegitimate son.
Right.
But he went on to found Islam.
Yes.
And Isaac, they said, basically, God's
going to bless Jews with riches and success.
All the land will be fruitful if you get circumcised
by your eighth day of life.
And not just you, but your sons.
Any servants that you capture, any sons
that those captured servants have, all boys,
have to be circumcised.
And this has led to the fact that today, 98% of Jewish men
are in fact circumcised.
Right.
And according to biblical tradition,
Ishmael was circumcised before he was basically
run off from Abraham's family.
Right.
And so that kind of formed the basis of the Muslim tradition
of circumcision, which continues today.
If you look at Muslim texts, the Quran, apparently,
it doesn't have any endorsement or mention of circumcision.
But most Muslims today still do circumcise
because Muhammad, apparently, was circumcised.
So I guess it's a reverence for their prophet.
Yes.
And today, about 2 thirds of every circumcised man
on the planet are Muslim.
Ta-da.
So 98% of Jewish men and 2 thirds of Muslim men circumcised.
Well, no, no, 2 thirds of all men on the planet
are Muslim who are circumcised.
That's a circumcised.
Exactly.
That's a tough one.
Exactly.
It's kind of an odd qualifier.
Christian sects don't really endorse one way or the other.
They say, like, decide amongst yourselves.
And Buddhism and Hinduism, they don't really
have a stance one way or the other.
Is that right?
That's right.
And we talked about the Egyptians probably
being the earliest group as far as Western cultures
concerned.
Like with most things, the Egyptians
came up with this idea, not necessarily independently.
Or if it did independently, they weren't the only ones.
But they apparently were the ones
who exposed the early Israelites, the early Jews,
to this concept.
Right?
Yeah.
And then at about the same time, possibly even
before, other groups, the Mayans and the Aztecs,
were both circumcising their boys.
Indigenous Australians, African, Asian,
and other American tribes, right?
Yeah.
And Georgians.
Yeah.
What is that?
I've never heard of them, the Colchians.
Yeah, I hadn't heard of them either.
But Herodotus described them.
So they were ancient people that is now modern day Georgia
and they were into it.
Well, they practiced it.
And then so here in the West, I guess
it was strictly religious until about the 19th century, right?
And then all of a sudden, medicine is like, we can do that.
Well, yeah, but that's also around the same time
that they were doing all sorts of things,
saying that this could solve this and this.
Like, we can treat VD and we can cure homosexuality
with circumcision.
And impotence was another one?
Yeah.
So they were a little bit off base, I would say there,
as in way off base.
I would think so.
Yeah.
But it did have a lasting impression.
Your circumcision did become associated
with the medical establishment here in the West.
And I think that's translated elsewhere.
In the Jewish faith, a Mohel.
Mohel.
Mohl.
Mohl?
Yeah, Mohl.
OK.
They still perform Briss.
Brisses?
Brissi?
Brissim.
I just, the only thing I know about that is from Seinfeld.
Yeah.
When Jerry was supposed to perform the SNP.
Yes.
They may still perform these procedures in the Arab world,
in the Muslim world.
That's, it's generally done in the medical realm.
Right.
And then that's actually, that was taken away from Barbers
in ancient Turkey.
Oh, really?
And yeah, in Turkey, in the Middle East of the Middle Ages.
Thank God.
Barbers used to do amputations, bloodlettings,
and circumcisions.
Bloodlettings like give you a nice bleeding
and you'll be feeling better.
Get all the toxins out of your blood.
Let's talk about it around the globe,
like how it actually goes down.
Like today?
Yeah, like Jews still do it traditionally
before the eighth day.
They kind of stick to that.
In Egypt, it's anywhere from birth to about eight years old.
And in Malaysia, it's in other places,
it's like a rite of passage, like early adolescence.
Yeah, in some Muslim cultures, once a boy
can recite the Quran once, like all the way through.
Right, right.
I mean, think about that.
And think about if you don't want to get circumcised.
And you're like, I can't remember that one part.
Once a boy can do that, that's associated
with the time when he'll be circumcised after that.
And you didn't see, there's some really sad,
cute pictures in this article.
Now, yeah.
There's a little boy who's clutching his genitalia
under his hospital gown and crying
because he's like second in line to be circumcised.
There's a kid who's being circumcised on page zero.
It's sad stuff.
I'm glad I don't print the pictures out.
I don't want to see that.
In Africa, Josh, it is also in a lot of tribes,
a coming of age type of thing.
And here's the deal in Africa though.
Sometimes there's not in these remote areas
a trained professional with all the right equipment.
And they do it anyway.
And because of this, there's like a 35%
increased risk of complications.
6% like severe complications that possibly result
in partial or full amputation of the penis.
Yeah.
But sometimes a traveling circumciser
will roll through town in his ice cream truck.
And everybody comes out with boys of all ages
because they know the safe, real doctor
with the real clean equipment is there.
And so they'll bring out boys of all ages
to get circumcised when he rolls through.
Yes.
Which is a good thing that happens.
Asia is extremely rare
unless they have thriving Muslim populations.
But in Asia, among Asian cultures,
it's pretty uncommon except Chuck.
In South Korea, in the Philippines,
circumcision is pretty common.
Who knew?
The American servicemen knew.
Yeah. Is that the reason why in Korea?
Yes. And the Philippines.
American servicemen stationed there in the latter half,
beginning in the latter half of the 20th century.
Apparently got the word leaked out
that they were missing their pre-puse.
And South Koreans and Filipinos started following suit.
Alrighty.
Well, that's circumcision around the globe.
Today, if we forgot your country,
then we apologize.
Please write in.
Shall we talk about the procedure itself?
Yeah. As Tom put it next up, the big show.
Is that what he said?
God didn't see that part.
There's some on, did you...
So you didn't see the pictures?
I mean...
You didn't see the illustrations
like step-by-step illustrations?
Yeah, I didn't need it.
There's even like dotted lines,
like where you clip out a coupon.
They have these.
I have a pretty good idea what's going on down there.
So I didn't, I was just fine with the words.
So what happens, Josh, is a baby,
if it's a baby, an infant circumcision,
then they strap the baby down, of course, arms and legs,
which just seems like an awful thing.
To bed start.
When you read it.
They give either a topical anesthetic rubbed around the area
or injected around the base of the penis to numb the area.
Yeah.
There are a few different devices
that the person performing the procedure can choose from,
and I know you know a little bit about these.
I do.
Let's hear it.
There's like three things.
Well, there's the GOMCO clamp, the Mogan clamp,
and the Plastibel device, right?
Yeah.
So I didn't really look into the Mogan clamp
because it just looks too, wow.
But the GOMCO clamp has been around for a while and...
That sounds like something you would see
on a late night TV ad.
You can actually buy them on the internet
for like 230 bucks.
Yeah, search GOMCO clamp.
It comes up and do not buy one and do this at home.
That is in no way an endorsement to buy a GOMCO clamp.
Absolutely.
Just stop.
Stop right now.
The GOMCO clamp involves a bell with an arm
and a appendage that comes off the tip of the bell.
Put that in, pull the foreskin up around the bell.
So what you're doing is you're inserting this metal layer
between the glands and the foreskin.
Yeah, like all these things,
you're separating the foreskin from the gland.
Exactly.
That's pretty much the key to circumcision.
Sure.
You pull it up around, you slide it through this hole.
It has an arm attached to the top of the bell
that's holding everything taut.
And then you cut around it.
And remove the foreskin.
The Plastibel device is similar.
It doesn't have the arm and the clamp holding everything,
but basically you're putting a bell
in between the glands and the foreskin.
And then you basically tie off a suture
around the foreskin that's been pulled up.
And then you cut that.
And then eventually after like a few days,
the bell falls off and you're fine, supposedly.
Well, and that's about the recovery period.
If you're an infant is about three to four days.
Plan on having a grumpy little baby boy
for those next few days.
And plan on keeping the area really, really clean.
And maybe you might even have to bandage it.
And just you got to make sure that you keep it
separate from diaper poo poo.
Because you don't want a fresh surgery
being around fecal matter, not a good thing.
No, you're looking at a pretty hefty
little horrible infection there too.
And it takes about 30 minutes.
Yeah, if you're an adult, you don't necessarily need
to use any of these other bells or whistles.
Literally bells.
But you can just pull the foreskin forward,
make a couple of incisions, cut off the phrenulum,
stitch back.
Basically you're stitching this hanging loose skin
to the corona, which is the strip just below the gland.
Yeah.
And ba-da-boom-ba-da-bing, no sex for a couple of weeks.
Which no one should have to tell you that,
but we're telling you that.
Yeah.
That would be common sense if you ask me.
But then it's done.
So why are people doing this, Chuck?
I mean, think about that.
Especially as an adult, why are people circumcising
both themselves and their infant sons?
Why is it like all the rage?
So this is the argument for,
and we will cover the argument against
before you get upset.
Right, Chuck Bryant.
Mr. Scofield.
The reason some of the reasons, Josh, are obviously,
like we said, you're raised in a religion or culture
where that's the thing you do,
then you would probably do that.
Right.
Some fathers think that their son's penis
should kind of be like theirs.
And they're a little weirded out.
The metro fact.
90%, 9 tenths of circumcised men
opt to have their son circumcised.
And about three quarters of uncircumcised men
opt to have their sons not circumcised.
Yeah, so about 15% less.
Remain natural.
Interesting.
Some parents want their sons to just be like
the rest of the little boys,
if and if you live in the United States
and most boys are like that,
they don't want you to stand out in the locker room
and potentially be teased, that kind of thing.
This one, uncircumcised men are twice as likely
to contract HPV and pass that along.
That's what I hear.
And apparently circumcision also helps prevent
or protect against chlamydia and syphilis, they say.
And this is from the Journal of American
Medical Association, we should say.
We should.
Same goes with a study that found recently
that areas that don't circumcise
or where circumcision is uncommon
tend to have higher prevalences of HIV.
I don't know if those two are causal,
like HIV is more easily contracted
because there's this maybe the blood vessels
are closer to the surface when the foreskin is attached
or if it's just correlated,
like maybe these areas have lesser health care.
Right, right.
Or less adequate health care.
Well, at any rate, they put that number at 60% less likely,
but it's not for male to male sex,
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is what it says.
Where could you go?
I know.
Some people think it's cleaner,
but that's completely unsupported
from what I can tell medically, right?
That's just a perception, if I'm not mistaken.
And then there are some who just think it's prettier.
Yeah, better looking.
Yeah, sleeker.
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All right, Josh, that's the case for generally.
Let's talk about people who are against this,
like Mr. Schofield.
What are their arguments?
Well, I get the impression that there's a lot of people who,
well, the people who are against it
are vehemently against it.
And one of the biggest arguments is that it's mutilation.
Yeah, general mutilation.
It is genital mutilation.
Female circumcision, which we'll talk a little bit more
about in a minute.
Is basically considered now in the Western world,
the developed world, female genital mutilation,
not female circumcision any longer.
And one of the big points among anti-circumcision people
is that this is the same thing with men.
It's just for some reason more accepted in the West
than female circumcision is.
Yeah, but if you're against it,
you probably think it's old-fashioned and unnecessary.
Unnecessary is a big one.
The American Academy of Pediatrics considered this in 1999
and said, you know what?
We're not going to endorse this.
We're not going to come out against it,
but we've looked at all of the information.
We see no medical reason to do this,
and we're not going to endorse it.
So that's a big one that the anti-circumcision lobby cites a lot.
Yeah, when I read that that they didn't endorse it
or they said that you shouldn't do it,
this is such a tender subject that it kind of got the impression
they were a little bit like, I ain't going there.
Why don't you just decide?
Right.
We don't have a lot of data either way,
so we're not going to say.
I get the impression that it's a lot like the natural birth movement.
There's a lot of probably similar sentiment,
maybe a lot of crossover actually between the two.
Josh, there are risks of scarring.
There are risks of infection.
Yeah, this is a big one right here.
It can go wrong.
Yeah, and it does.
You can have your penis lopped off because of a bad circumcision.
Yeah.
That's a pretty good reason not to do it.
I don't think it's super common.
Or have it done to your kid.
No, I think it's very uncommon.
Yeah, but when you're talking about maybe your only male son,
it can only be a male son, but your only son,
do you want to take that kind of risk?
I don't know yet.
Well, yeah, sure.
I don't know.
Stop pressuring me.
No, I'm not pressuring you.
I was just, I'm not asking you, I'm just asking theoretically.
But I think that's probably the sentiment among a lot of like first time parents.
Yeah, sure.
You know, like, should we do this?
I haven't really thought about it before and like hold it count.
Now we have to decide, or do we?
Another argument against is that you take away the child's right to choose.
Yeah.
There are, there is a procedure called an epipasm,
which there's actually a surgical procedure,
which is kind of a skin graft.
Yeah.
It is not always desirable.
Sometimes you get a different color, different texture,
because this is someone else's foreskin or else it's skin from elsewhere on your body.
It's probably from your body, I would say.
And then there's also like a non, there's non-surgical things you can do too, right Chuck?
To create a new foreskin to recreate it?
Yes, Josh.
There are non-surgical ways and I have never heard of this at all.
I hadn't either.
Until I read this article.
Over time, and we're not recommending that you try this at home by the way,
this is something you really need to know a lot about.
Over time though, you can apparently stretch your foreskin using weights and straps,
and it will eventually stretch to where it could cover your glands.
That's what they say.
There's another method that involves inflating little balloons under your skin,
under your penile skin to prompt new skin cell growth.
I guess to fill in the void.
I guess so.
And then when you deflate the balloons, you've got all that extra skin.
Right.
And you go, ta-da.
So that's an epipasm.
So yeah, the point is one of the arguments against circumcision is that you take away a kid's right to choose,
and if that kid turns like 18, 21, 35, 50, and goes, I really want a foreskin,
basically he doesn't have a lot of options available to him.
Balloons and weights and straps.
And skin grafts.
Yeah.
So that's another reason.
What are some more reasons?
Chuckers?
Well, like we said, in the foreskin, there's a lot of sensitive areas for sexual stimulation,
and once you lose that, it's gone.
So theoretically, you're cutting down on the man's pleasure centers, somewhat.
Sure.
And he wants to do that to your kid.
Puritan?
I don't know.
They say, you know, like psychologists might say that a child might remember this somehow.
Resulting in lingering psychological repercussions.
That's right.
It's very Freudian sentence.
Some people think it's better looking to have the foreskin in prettier that way.
Yeah.
I would like to conduct a poll.
I don't know how we could do this conceivably, but I would like to, I know, not get in trouble.
Right.
But I am curious, like, where, like, which one is considered more attractive?
I have no idea.
Yeah.
So I'm very curious.
Yeah.
You know, like, is it, like, do people think people who like a foreskin think those people
are weird or vice versa?
I'm very curious.
This is all just, I'm curious.
You've been fascinated by this whole thing, huh?
I have, from page zero.
And there are a couple more reasons.
Some men subconsciously might not feel complete, and then the big reason, you're born with
it, so that might mean that you should keep it on your body.
Yeah.
Like, if we didn't need it, why would we have it?
Exactly.
Whether you believe in creationism or evolution, there's, both of those kind of touch upon that.
Yeah.
We wouldn't have it if we didn't need it.
Yep.
It didn't serve some purpose.
Did you already cover the language part?
I think you'd mentioned that, right?
A little bit, if you are talking to somebody who is in the anti-circumcision camp, you
don't want to use the term uncircumcised, because it implies that there is something wrong,
that there's something missing.
Right.
Something hasn't been done yet.
That's not the norm.
Right.
And so, the people in the anti-circumcision camp tend to prefer terms like natural, uncut,
full-length, intact.
Intact.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We would be remiss, Josh.
You did mention female genital mutilation.
This is a big problem around the world.
Between 100 and 140 million women have been victims of this.
A lot of times, there are, I'm sorry, all the time there's no medical reason for doing
this.
Right.
Like, they will remove the clitoris sometimes.
Yeah, this actually was kind of, it came about in the West too, it's still a huge problem
in Africa.
Apparently, 92 million girls under the age of 10 have undergone female genital mutilation.
Awful.
And that's just Africa alone.
But in the West, it was popular.
I had no idea.
But here in the West, in the United States, really, until 1977, Blue Cross, California,
covered it.
That's nuts.
Female, they covered clitorectomy, clitoridectomy.
That's awful.
Clitoridectomy, which is the partial or total removal of the clitoris, right?
And this fad of circumcision came about at about the same time in the 19th century and
for the same reasons as male circumcision, which is yet another argument against male
circumcision because we've come to see female circumcision as barbaric.
Right.
Even though they were both brought up for the same reasons, which was, it's cleaner, it's
more hygienic, it's healthier, and also with girls, they had the added bonus of it reduces
their sexual pleasure from masturbation, therefore, it's much more morally hygienic as well.
This is one of the reasons why it's come to be seen as barbaric because it actually does
reduce tremendously the sensitivity a woman can experience in sex, right?
There's a lot of other problems with it too.
There's a little procedure called infabulation that basically is you cut the inner or outer
labia so that it grows back to narrow or close the vagina.
And what's the idea here?
Is it a moral thing where they're trying to prevent their daughters from being tempted
to have sex or having sex?
Yes, because to get this reversed, to have children, to have sex to conceive, to do all
these things, you basically have to have the procedure reversed.
And then in some cultures that promote this, after childbirth, after the reproductive years,
it's closed up again.
So not only are you undergoing it this first time, you're having a reverse, and then you're
having it done again.
So it is a huge problem, and it is viewed as barbaric in the West.
And the World Health Organization has come out starting in 1997 against this.
And then I guess over the ensuing decades, really lobbied the rest of the UN and got
much wider support in February of 2008.
Pretty much the entire UN issued this statement saying, like, this has to stop.
This is really bad.
But it still continues.
It happens in the U.S. It happens in Great Britain, and a lot of the minority African
populations that immigrate here, immigrate here.
It's a problem.
Yeah.
Well, thank God for the WHO in groups like UNICEF and other human rights groups who are
trying to get the word out on that, too.
Right.
But, Chuck, we just arrived at a really kind of a hinky place.
Like, everybody agrees this is barbaric.
One of the reasons why is because it serves absolutely no medical reason whatsoever.
There's no medical purpose to it.
It's all just basically chastity.
Right.
And so we all agree that that's barbaric.
If there's really no medical reason for male circumcision, is it the same thing?
Is it barbaric?
Yeah.
Well, people against it sure say it is.
People like Schofield.
Yeah.
And I'm not here to make a judgment either way because I don't have a son at this point,
but maybe that day will come when I'm going to have to make that decision, and hopefully
we put out at least some facts and figures on both sides of the point.
Some stats.
Yeah.
Well, if you want to know more about circumcision and you want to see probably more illustrations
of the male reproductive organ than any other article on the site, including cut here dots,
cut along the dotted line dots, you can type circumcision into the search bar at howstuffworks.com.
And that will bring all that stuff up.
It's an interesting article.
Right?
Yes, sir.
Since I said handy search bar, well, I said search bar at least, right?
Yeah.
I'm going to get a list in her mail.
Yes, Josh, I thought this might be appropriate.
You asked for stories about people who had their fingers cut off and what podcast was
that?
One of them.
Yes.
One of the podcast.
One of the things we did.
And so we got a bunch of stories of people who have lost fingers.
And I picked out three fairly short ones to read.
The first one comes from Melanie from Minnesota.
She did not lose a finger, but her husband's uncle did.
He was doing some woodworking in his garage, sawed his thumb, index finger, and part of
his middle finger clean off.
His wife rushed him to the hospital.
They were able to reattach the thumb, but not his index finger.
They were never able to find the rest of his ring finger, and they suspect that the dog
ate it.
He now has a prosthetic index finger, which he likes to remove and toss to people just
to freak them out.
He was a musician before the accident, and he's still able to play the piano with his
faux finger.
Wow.
That's pretty cool.
One finger and summer version, one is tan and one isn't.
No way.
Way.
Wow.
This next one is from Abby from Hamden, Connecticut.
Guys that thought you might find this interesting, I am in fact missing two fingers, but I still
have five fingers on each hand.
Awesome.
Awesome.
This one may win the prize.
The same is true for my mother and her grandmother.
We all have a slight genetic disorder called polydactylism, which is when you're born with extra pinkies.
The extra fingers were all cut off at birth because the bones in them were not fully formed,
so now we all have little bumps on the sides of our hands that were once pinkies.
That's circumcision of fingers.
It is.
I kind of wish I had kept the little extra fingers and that they were fully functional
because I would use them to play impossible pieces of music.
I told my bio teacher about polydactylism in high school, she got very excited and gave
me extra credit.
She gave her extra credit for missing those fingers.
It's pretty cool.
Of course, she gave her extra credit for being born with two extra fingers.
We're being brave enough to admit it in a classroom setting.
Yeah.
All right, and this last one is from James from Ohio.
Guys, I have a missing finger story.
You might find disturbing.
We're fascinating.
In high school, my shop class teacher always had these crazy stories about his work in
the industry field.
In the industry field?
It's a pretty wide field.
And one day he had a story to tell us about a man who was unfortunate enough to lose
some fingers.
The story starts when my shop teacher worked at a metal sheet shaping factory.
I bet you there's a lot of fingers in one of those places.
They make impossible curves on metal that could normally exist.
Fellow worker decided to pull an all-nighter and attempt to work machinery with coherency.
Unfortunately, the fingers of the worker were caught in the metal working machine, pinched,
clean off, not cut, pinched off.
My teacher explained that it took about a half an hour to find all the missing fingers,
nothing cool, and a fridge until they were able to reattach them.
It's like the machinist.
Christian Bale?
Oh man, that movie was messed up.
Yes, it was.
So we got a lot more stories and a lot were very detailed and more gruesome.
So we went with these because they were short and a little lighter in nature.
Thank you for that, Chuck.
That's very good.
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