Stuff You Should Know - SYSK Selects: How Ponzi Schemes Work
Episode Date: June 30, 2018Ponzi schemes. How do they work? And who's Ponzi? Join Josh and Chuck in this classic episode to discover how an Italian immigrant created a classic con that's still fleecing investors today. Learn m...ore about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Howdy, everybody.
This is Chuck here on the ranch
at Halstuff Works Studios, and welcome to Saturday Selects.
April 9th, 2009, we're going way back
into the archive for this one.
How aponsis schemes will work?
And honestly, I picked this one because I believe,
I believe this is the very first instance
of me doing my bad Italian accent.
I think it started with this episode, if I'm not mistaken,
and it has since become such a part of the show,
and I thought I might as well repost this Select episode
from where it all began, and not only that,
but it's really interesting, you know?
It's a really interesting, I'm falling into it right now.
Aponsis schemes, very, very interesting topic,
and we get into it here.
We let you know how to be aware of them,
and the history behind of it.
It was a real ponzi, you know that?
All right, learn all about it right now, everyone.
How aponsis schemes work.
Welcome to Stuff You Should Know, from HalstuffWorks.com.
Hey, and welcome to the podcast.
I'm Josh Clark.
Chuck, say hi.
Hi, welcome, people.
This is Stuff You Should Know.
Indeed.
Chuck's got his little jug of vodka.
I got my fresca, and we were ready to go, right, Chuck?
No, I don't drink vodka.
Liar, Chuck.
Chuck, do you know how we have these web logs now?
There's like a Stuff You Should Know web log.
A.K.A. blog, yes.
Sure, yeah, if you wanna be all hip or whatever.
I do know how we have that, because I write on it every day.
I know, I was just starting a conversation,
Chuck, lay off, will ya?
Sorry.
Remember that post I put up yesterday
that you said you read three times
and still couldn't make heads or tails of?
Yeah, I didn't get it.
Well, there is a part of it,
kind of the crux of the whole thing.
I don't know if that's the case or not,
but anyway, there's an aspect of it,
and it was about these two artists.
And, well, one of them just goes by the name Arakawa.
Okay.
Right?
And his partner, and I don't think just artistic partner,
I think that they're life partners, maybe.
Gotcha.
So, their name is Madeleine Gins, right?
Okay.
And they have been quite successful
at creating this architecture
that's intended to achieve immortality, right?
How so?
Well, the way these two have done it is
by, through surprising, disturbing,
architectural choices, right?
Okay.
Basically, their theory is that if you create,
or if you live in an uncomfortable dwelling,
discomfort leads to laziness and sedentaryness,
and then that's ultimately what kills you,
wholly unproven, but they design their architecture
based on that theory, so they keep you uncomfortable,
and it's unfamiliar.
I think I know this.
I think we actually have an article on this.
Like the floors are...
Undulating?
Undulating floors, and yeah, I've heard of that.
They also like, kind of moonscape floors,
angled ceilings, it doesn't sound like
a very pleasant place to live.
Yeah, pretty interesting.
This one guy, and these things go for,
just to build them, they cost millions of dollars.
But they have built several,
most of them are lofts in Tokyo,
and this one guy who lives in one with his family
said that he's lost like 20 pounds
and doesn't have hay fever any longer
since he moved in there, yeah.
But their whole firm is basically in jeopardy
because they were heavily invested with one Bernard Madoff
who you may have heard of.
Ah, yes.
This guy's reach extends everywhere.
We're talking Kevin Bacon, right?
And there's a six degrees joke in there somewhere.
Sure.
I imagine Kira Sedgwick since Kevin Bacon's in there,
Zha Zha Gabor.
Spielberg.
Spielberg, and that's just like the tip of the iceberg.
I mean, thousands and thousands of people
were invested with this guy,
and it turned out he was a Ponzi schemer.
That's right.
It's the Ponzi scheme.
Yeah, Chuck likes to say it like that
in a tribute to the Italian immigrant,
Mr. Charles Ponzi,
who was running around in the 20s.
And actually, yeah, you wanna talk a little bit
about Mr. Ponzi?
Yeah, I didn't know this until I read the article.
It's pretty interesting, and Ponzi's all over the news,
so it's kinda cool to get some background.
Yeah, oh, and also we should probably say thanks
to all the people who wrote in and requested
that we do this podcast.
This one's for you.
Right, Bernie Madoff, Madoff, excuse me,
himself wrote in.
Yeah, he did.
He's like, hey, can you tell everybody what I did?
Yeah.
So, yeah, in the 1920s, Charles Ponzi,
what he did was at the time there was,
if you wanna send mail overseas,
you would include what was called
an international reply coupon.
Well, if you wanted to reply.
Right, but it's basically sort of like
when you get something from a magazine
and the postage is prepaid to return the card.
Right, it's prepaid so that you get that back
to say, hey, these people got that.
Exactly, right.
So, this is what you did back then.
He had an idea, he said, hey, if I go over
and buy these in a different country,
where they're cheaper, I can come back
and sell them in the United States.
Right, and he could do this because these things
were internationally recognized.
They were the same in any country,
but apparently they went for different prices
in different countries.
Right.
So, it's not a bad business model, right?
Right, I would say so.
Right.
And things went pretty well at first.
He got a lot of investors and made some pretty good money,
but the return that he promised, which, what was it again?
It was a ridiculous promise.
It was, I think, 50% return in 45 to 90 days.
Right.
So, yeah.
That should have been a red flag right there.
Exactly.
We'll talk about that later.
But, yeah, that didn't go as well as he thought,
but he kept getting investors and he just kind of
kept this all quiet.
So, what he would do is he would pay back some
to the initial investors based on the money
that the current investors were giving him
and just kind of kept going in a cyclical way
until he had a lot of, he started taking a little money
for himself, too.
Yeah.
And ended up having millions of bucks off this
in the 1920s before it finally crumbled as a big scam.
Well, the reason he was found out was because somebody,
apparently, calculated that there would have had
to have been about 160 million of these things,
extant, for him to be making the money he was making.
Right.
And the problem is that there was only 27,000.
Exactly.
That's kind of what found him out.
But what I got from this, what I got from reading
about Ponzi schemes is that Charles Ponzi didn't appear
to be a huckster from the outset.
Like he, this is actually a legitimate business
that he was trying to run.
Kind of fell into it, I think.
Sure, I think it was an act of desperation.
Right.
And well, we should probably talk about exactly
how Ponzi schemes work, right?
Right.
They're pretty straightforward and simple,
but I can't imagine that as they just get bigger and bigger,
you start to eat a lot of rollades.
Right.
That was the original Ponzi scheme
and I'm sure he was nervous as it was going.
How's it go?
What kind of scheme?
A Ponzi scheme.
Very nice Chuck, thanks.
So do you want to give some detailed explanation
on how Ponzi schemes work?
Yeah, it's actually pretty simple.
What you do is you come up with an investment,
a shell sort of, and you get people to invest
in whatever you're saying you're going to invest in.
In this case, in the original Ponzi scheme,
it was these reply coupons,
but nowadays it's usually like a stock thing.
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So you get these folks to invest and you take their money
and essentially use that first rung of people
to attract other people to invest.
And once you start getting other investors,
you can pay back those initial folks.
Right.
And they can go on record and say, oh yeah, you know,
I made a great return.
That's exactly right.
And then it just builds on that.
And that leads you to even more investors, right?
Yep, and more rungs and you just kind of,
it's sort of like robbing Peter to pay Paul
the entire time.
Right.
But you're pocketing like Ponzi did some for himself, right?
At a certain point, you can start skimming off the top.
Right.
But it's not like a take the money and run proposition.
It's the take of the money,
stick around and pay people off as much as you can.
The problem is is to like,
people don't divest very easily
when they get a better and unbelievable return on something.
They want to keep investing.
So if you're like, no, no, you can't invest anymore.
People are going to start to get suspicious.
So you've got your first rung,
you've got your second rung,
and then so on and so on and so on.
But to sustain it,
you have to keep adding more and more rungs.
But the more rungs you add,
the more difficult it is to pay everybody back.
Right.
So it's inevitable that it collapses.
But some people will know they're investing
in a Ponzi scheme.
Some of those first rung people.
Yeah.
And from what I understand,
people can actually make money off Ponzi schemes.
They should get in early enough
and you're smart enough to get out while they're getting good.
Right.
Cause those are the people that are going to get paid first
so they can vouch and say,
this is a really great deal.
Right, exactly.
So yeah, sure.
Yeah.
So that's pretty much a Ponzi scheme.
And if it sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to you,
you would be right.
It's virtually the same structure.
The one big difference is,
is that in a Ponzi scheme,
you're not asked to do anything.
Right.
You're just an investor.
They just want your money.
In a pyramid scheme,
generally you have to do something.
Like you are buying in to sell something.
Amway.
No, sorry.
Well, no, actually on Amway's site,
they have like on the FAQ section,
it's like, is Amway a pyramid scheme?
Right.
And they're like, we're a pyramid model,
schemes the wrong word to use.
Exactly.
And actually the pyramid model
has worked for legitimate businesses.
Amway.
Yeah.
Mary Kay.
Mary Kay.
Avon.
Pampersheff.
Pampersheff.
That's another one.
So yeah.
So I mean, it can work
and it doesn't necessarily have to be illegal.
That's the other distinction between Ponzi schemes
and pyramids models is that Ponzi schemes
are always fraud.
Completely false.
Because it's an investment,
but the money's never invested.
Right.
It's so simple.
When I read this, I was just like, God.
I know.
The beauty is in its simplicity.
Just like, give me a bunch of money
and I will keep it
and get more people to give me money.
I'll give you a little bit.
And it's just amazing how that works out.
Can you imagine being such an edgy, savvy investor
that you actually knowingly invest in Ponzi schemes?
Yeah.
Who does that?
I don't know.
I bet there's some names on the made-off list.
Yeah.
I'll bet, I'll bet.
But no, he did everything alone.
We'll get to him in a minute.
Allegedly.
No, not anymore.
He confessed, buddy.
Well, certain things are still alleged at this point.
All right.
Well, we'll just go with it.
You're such a COA, dude.
But I appreciate the O because that includes me.
Okay.
So Ponzi wasn't the guy who came up with the scheme.
He did it so well that they named it after him.
But the earliest one we know about goes back to 1880,
early 1880s in Boston with a woman named Sarah Howe.
I don't think I know about this one.
Okay.
So she actually actively and purposefully built
a Ponzi scheme, although with it being 40 years
before Charles Ponzi showed up,
she probably didn't call it that to herself.
What was her name?
Howe?
Sarah Howe.
The Howe scheme.
Yes.
If she did have enough foresight to know
that it would eventually be called a Ponzi scheme,
how would it sound in her head when she said,
this is the kind of scheme that I'm carrying out?
It's a Ponzi scheme.
That's right, Chuck.
Anyway, Ms. Howe basically put together
a group of thousands of women investors
and invested in women's liberty bonds,
I think is what they were called.
That's supposedly what the investment was for,
but no, it wasn't.
She just basically carried out a Ponzi scheme.
And she managed to rake in about half a million bucks
before she was caught.
And then another guy shortly after,
about the turn of the century,
his name was William Franklin Miller.
And he also built investors for about another half a million.
And this is substantial enough to be remembered
a hundred years plus later,
but Ponzi was the first one, right?
Or Ponzi was the first big one, I should say.
And then you don't really hear about anybody
in the world of Ponzi schemes.
I mean, I'm sure you can,
but nobody's huge doing it right now.
Right, well, except.
Until.
Lou Pearlman, is that where you're going?
I was gonna go to the Balkans first,
but let's do Mr. Pearlman.
Okay, yeah, this is one of my favorites,
just because his associations are kind of funny.
Lou Pearlman, who I think you have to say his name
like Lou Pearlman.
That's how I imagine it.
I got that impression as well.
And he kind of looks like that kind of guy too.
He was, he kind of funded the boy band craze in the 90s.
I know you remember the Backstreet Boys
because of the tattoo you have on your neck.
Quite.
And NSYNC was the other one.
I don't know if you have a tattoo of NSYNC.
I do, I was covering all my bases.
So he funded these bands and it turned out in 2006
that he was running a big Ponzi scheme.
He had been for like 20 years.
Right, and a lot, NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys
were kind of funded on this Ponzi scheme.
I don't think funded, kind of at all.
I think they were.
Fully funded.
Fully funded, yeah.
And this guy created the Backstreet Boys
and NSYNC and funded them with illegal money.
So those Yahoo's kind of owe Ponzi with their careers.
Yes they do.
I think so.
Yeah, well their careers past tense.
Right, sure.
Timberlake's done well for himself.
Was he in one of those?
Who?
JT.
I don't know who that is.
Shut up.
All right, back to Albania.
Yes, Albania.
Basically, a whole bunch of people
were working this big Ponzi scheme,
which from what I understand also,
can extend the life of a Ponzi scheme.
Lou Perlman is an unusual animal
in that he could carry it out single-handedly for 20 years.
But in Albania, for a while, a group of Ponzi schemers
had one set up that built these investors
out of $2 billion before it collapsed.
Which is, in Albania, that is 30%
of their gross domestic product.
That's huge.
Like, how to cripple a country, basically.
Yeah, yeah, and yeah.
So I think Albania is probably second world.
So I think a hit like that is just ginormous.
And that was a big problem when it happened.
It was, because when people found out,
they started riding in the streets and fires broke out.
People died.
Yeah, yeah.
So that's the Albania, the old Albania Ponzi scheme.
Right, and we should note that Lou Perlman,
he went to jail or received a sentence of 25 years
for conning $300 million.
And apparently, every million he paid back,
they cut a month off his sentence, so.
Which seems really fair.
I think so.
But Perlman, $300 million, sounds like a lot.
It ain't.
It was, and then 2008 came along.
The big daddy.
Dude, this guy, Bernard Madoff.
Right, one of the founders of Nasdaq.
Yeah.
Which is one reason why it works so well,
because he was beyond legit.
He was beyond legit.
Although he, one of the other reasons
he was so successful was that he was smart.
First of all, like Serhow, he used affinity fraud.
And affinity fraud is where you're
using the inclusiveness of a group against themselves.
So he used his membership in a uber-wealthy, very exclusive
Jewish country club down in Florida
to prey on investors at first.
And affinity fraud happens a lot.
And usually, it happens with religious groups.
Somebody comes in, it's like, hey, I'm a Lutheran too,
and I've got this great investment.
Since he's a Lutheran, he seems upstanding.
You trust him, and then that's that.
But Madoff very much used affinity fraud, at least
at first, and then news of his amazing returns got out.
But as I was saying, the reason he was so successful
is he didn't pull a Ponzi and say,
I'll get you 50% return in 45 days.
He offered reasonable, I think 11% was the average,
returns over the long haul.
That was a key, it was very believable.
Well, to an extent, have you ever looked at our prospectus,
the T-Row price prospectus?
Your prospectus, yeah.
Have you ever noticed, if you look at it, it's like one year,
three years, five years, 10 years.
It'll be up at one year, down three years, down five years up.
He was offering a straight, even keel, 11% return.
You couldn't lose, right?
So that actually should have been a red flag,
but it wasn't.
And in 2001, Barron's, the financial rag,
they published an article on him, specifically,
saying Madoff can't be offering these returns.
Mathematically speaking, this isn't possible,
and no one listened.
But chief among the people who weren't listening
was the SEC.
Yeah, and they've been under a lot of fire lately,
because they did not listen, they did not investigate,
even when it was kind of handed to them like, hey.
Several times, actually, something's going on here.
They were like two or three formal complaints to them,
and they never followed up.
Well, one reason why, and this is even another reason
why he was successful, is he was also running
a legit business alongside it.
So he could sort of defer, when he needed to pay people back
and things were getting tight, he could pull little money
out of his legit business and do that.
And apparently, he did so promptly.
If somebody wanted to...
Yeah, withdrawal.
Yeah, they got a check like that, no questions asked.
Like when Kevin Bacon was like,
we're heading to Barbados and I need a million dollars,
because I'm gonna buy a hut on the beach.
Right, I'm trying to hide my wife from her shame
for being in the closer.
Right.
Yeah.
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["Midnight's Song"]
So, yeah, Madoff was very, very successful
to the tune of $20 to $50 billion.
Yeah, he Madoff with...
I know he's got the perfect name for it.
I know.
He should have been like, wait, what's your last name?
No, I'm not investing.
I bet every headline has already used that,
so it's probably stale by now.
Yeah, thanks for that, Chuck.
Sure.
So what can you do, Chuck?
How do you stay out of a Ponzi scheme
unless you're a very savvy investor
who's totally unconscionable?
Well, there's a few things you can look for.
And it also should be noted that a Ponzi scheme
is pretty much a one-way street to collapse.
There's really no way to pull it off in the long run.
It's unsustainable.
Unless, I think a lot of people might start these
and think, well, I can get out at a certain point,
pay everyone back and make a lot of money.
But yeah, it's not a good working model in the end.
Well, apparently the point to a Ponzi scheme
is to keep it going until they die.
Yeah, which is considered a big success.
Because you live like a billionaire.
And then at the end, you die or you off yourself.
Yeah.
With the cops right at your door.
Speaking of that, did you know that after he was found out,
Madoff was spending 160 grand a month
on personal security at his penthouse?
Wow.
Yeah.
Where'd he live?
Do you know how many, in Manhattan,
do you know how many bodyguards that buys you?
That's like Delta Force money.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So yeah, some things you can look for.
The obvious, of course, is if it sounds too good
to be true, it is.
That's the oldest adage in the book
and it's true across the board.
So if someone's making you promises on big returns,
then you should probably turn around and walk away.
Right.
Don't let anyone pressure you
into doing this kind of thing.
Well, pressure, that's another point too,
is I mean, it's usually gonna be a high-pressure pitch.
Like you have a very limited time window,
maybe for as long as the person's standing there
and you're made to feel like a jackass
if you don't take them up on it.
But yeah, yeah, pressure is definitely
one of the factors as well.
And even one, like you said,
that Madoff's scam, where he would not promise huge returns,
that might make it a little more believable,
but everything, like you said, fluctuates.
So if it's a consistent,
even if it's a consistent like 5% growth for years,
then that should be a red flag right there.
And also you should ask questions
and demand answers as well, because I mean,
if you have a friend who has a friend
that has this great investment and you cut him a check
and it turns out to be a Ponzi scheme, well, TS for you.
That was a stupid thing to do.
You should know what your money's being invested in.
You should know who's investing it.
You should, and even if it's legitimate,
you should be asking these questions.
If it's through any of the major brokerages,
I know how many fees there are.
Just that's a good habit no matter what.
And the other thing is,
even if you're involved in a Ponzi scheme,
even if you get sucked in,
it should never break you and leave you bankrupt.
Excellent point, Chuck.
This is probably the most important point.
Well, and they always say diversification
is a key to a good portfolio.
And this is definitely true here.
You should not invest all your money in one thing.
You're just setting yourself up for bankruptcy and collapse.
Whether it's a Ponzi scheme or not.
Yeah, exactly.
If you do all real estate
and you were just totally invested in real estate in 2007,
you're in big trouble.
I mean, even Donald Trump hit the lowest of the lows
at one point, we all forget.
I think he's lost a lot of his old edge that he used to have.
He's made some bad decisions.
Yeah, like the TV show.
Sure.
No one needs to see that guy.
No, you know.
And if you do find yourself in a Ponzi scheme
and you're not the type to take the law into your own hands
with like a tire iron or anything like that,
you could always contact the SEC.
I don't know that they'll do anything
and they probably won't,
but it's worth a shot anyway, right?
Right.
Oh, and we should just as a sidebar here.
I know that Madoff did confess,
but there's a SEC is still coming under fire
because he's claiming that he acted alone
and didn't have any help with this,
which is really, really hard to believe
just because paperwork alone for a scheme this size
would be huge.
And some people think out there
that he probably had his family involved
and then did everything he could to cover for them
and take the hit.
So that's yet to come out.
Well, also, even if they weren't involved,
their salary came directly from the bilking of other people.
Even if they somehow were just totally unaware of it,
it makes it kind of a, I don't know,
it puts their own wealth in question.
Right.
So yeah.
So that's a Ponzi schemes.
That was very good, Chuck.
Thank you.
That's the last time I'll say that.
Are we gonna talk about our spoken word album?
Yes.
I think we should.
And then maybe we'll talk about blogs
and then listen to mail.
Stick around.
All right.
So we do have a spoken word album.
Our first one.
And it is about the economy and economics.
Everyone knows that we are in the second great depression
and we just kind of decided to make a spoken word album
about that, that's such a slightly off-kilter description.
It's more like a guide, right?
Right.
Possibly a guide to the economy.
That's what it's called.
But it's very big, right?
Like there's a lot of stuff in it, right?
Yes, it's called the stuff you should know,
Super Stuffed Guide to the Economy.
Oh.
And it's got expert interviews.
Josh and I get out of the studio.
We go around the world.
Chicken Farm?
Chicken Farm.
Don't spoil it.
And Jerry, our awesome producer,
she did excellent sound design
and it's got more bells and whistles
and it's definitely a cut above the silliness
we do here each week.
Yeah, yeah.
And you can find it by typing a Super Stuffed
in the search bar at iTunes.
It's $3.99.
Frankly, Chuck and I think it's worth it.
I think so.
So if you want to get it, knock yourself out.
Get it a couple of times if you like.
Right, support us.
Yeah, because it blows up your computer after 48 hours.
So unless you keep downloading it fresh each time.
Right, not true.
I'm paying for it over and over again.
Not true at all.
All right, so there was that plug.
Now let's plug the blog.
Yes, we've been plugging the blog now.
I hope you guys aren't sick of it yet.
But Josh and I blog a couple of times a day.
He posts once, I post once.
And it's called Stuff You Should Know.
You can find it on the right hand side of our homepage
at HouseofOrcs.com.
And we just cherry pick interesting news items
and kind of like what we do here,
except it may not be enough to flesh out a full show.
Yeah, and a couple of times we've posted
on listener suggestions.
Like why don't you guys do this?
Absolutely.
So yeah, keep the ideas coming.
We love them.
We do.
It keeps us from having to do any real research.
It's true.
And you know what that leads us to?
Listener mail time.
That's right.
OK, Josh, this is an installment of Stuff We Should Know.
Stuff we should have known.
No, it's not because sometimes it's additional things.
It's not because we messed up.
Quit saying that.
This one is from Sarah.
And Sarah wrote in about the word theory versus hypotheses.
Sarah is a teacher.
And we say all the time, someone's theory, someone's theory.
And she says, we've been misusing it.
She says, in the Thinking Cap podcast,
you repeatedly reference theories
about savantism and left hemisphere damage.
And scientifically speaking, these are not
theories, they're hypotheses.
So her basic point is that a theory is not just
an educated guess.
It's something that a lot of detail and research has gone
into to get to the point where you can call it a theory, like
the theory of evolution, which is often dismissed as, oh,
it's just a theory.
But a theory has actually got a lot to it.
So Sarah wanted to set the record straight, so we did that.
Another little minor correction here.
Josh said, at one point, we were the only country that
uses the imperial system.
I thought we got this out of the way with the bodies on Everest.
We did not officially.
US, Burma, Liberia, and Myanmar?
Myanmar and Burma are the same place.
Oh, OK.
Ever since the junta, it's now Myanmar.
Wow.
Look at you.
So Rich from Omaha, Joshua from Euclair, Wisconsin,
Stefan from Newark, Delaware, and Gian, or Gian.
They all wrote in and told us that.
And I have one more, and I like this one.
Stephanie wrote in and told us that on our Aphrodisiacs
podcast, we're talking about phallic symbol and fallacies.
And we were talking about an oyster.
Apparently, there is a word for something that
resembles the female genitalia.
Yeah, I was interested to hear this,
because we kept saying female genitalia.
And I wish that she had written in before then.
And we knew that phallus only represented the male genitalia,
but I did not realize there was one for female genitalia.
Blame it on us, chef.
Yannick, Y-O-N-I-C. And she said Yannick, or Yanni,
is Sanskrit for the word womb, vulva in place of origin.
And she said she just wanted to tell us this,
because for one of the first times in her life,
she actually knew something.
Yannick.
So thank you, Stephanie, for that.
Yeah, thanks, Stephanie.
Yannick, I'm getting it.
I'm processing it right now.
So Yannick Noah, remember the famous tennis player?
Yeah, I knew his name was somebody out there.
Reference to female genitalia, odd.
I wonder if she knows that.
I'm sure she's heard it at the time, Richard.
Surely, but now.
So if you want to point out that there are other words Chuck
and I are unfamiliar with, basically let me know
that I shouldn't call my crackpot theories theories,
but hypotheses instead.
Or just say hi.
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