Stuff You Should Know - SYSK Selects: What's the deal with Voodoo?
Episode Date: August 25, 2018Voodoo is a religion found in parts of Africa and Haiti that's often misunderstood. In this episode, Josh and Chuck separate the faction from the fiction as they explore how Voodoo really works. Lear...n more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hi everybody, I've gotten my Voodoo doll out
because it's Saturday and it's time for a Saturday Select
and I went with, what's the deal with Voodoo
from July 6th, 2010?
You know, I picked this one
because I just remember it being a very interesting episode.
Voodoo is, well, we talk all about it,
not just in a pop culture way
because Voodoo is so often misinterpreted
on TV sitcoms, go figure.
But we get into the real Voodoo and the history of it
and what's behind it all.
Very interesting stuff.
So, here we go, July 6th, 2010.
What's the deal with Voodoo?
Welcome to Stuff You Should Know from HowStuffWorks.com.
Hey, and welcome to the podcast.
I'm Josh Clark with me, as always,
is Charles W. Chuck Bryant.
How do you like your chair?
I hate this chair.
Dude, do you realize that in like the last eight podcasts
we've just complained at the beginning?
I know, people are probably so tired of it.
Yeah, so let's instead Chuck,
instead of complaining, as is our usual way these days.
Let's go back in time.
Let's go back in time.
Oh, yes.
I'm going to take us back.
You ready?
OK.
So, Chuck, this is 1791, August 1791,
little place that we now know of as Haiti.
And what's just happened is a slave uprising.
Actually, what is the only successful slave
uprising in the world?
Good for them.
Yeah, that's what I say.
What happened was, what happened was,
in earlier in August of 1791, a group of slave leaders
and maroon leaders, and maroons were runaway slaves
who'd made it to the hills and were basically
staging guerrilla warfare against plantations
and white colonists.
They got together and there was a ceremony
that was performed in a place called Alligator Woods,
Urbois, Cayman.
I've been there.
Have you really?
No.
Oh, wow.
Well, we're about to go there now, right?
There's this voodoo ritual that took place.
And all the leaders basically pledged their support
and dedication to this rebellion.
And a week later, all hell breaks loose.
OK.
This thousands of slaves revolt.
They murder every white person they can find.
Apparently, they paraded around from settlement to settlement
with a white human baby impaled on a stake.
I might draw the line there, but burned every plantation
they could find and just basically held a slave uprising.
It's like you can only hold somebody down for so long
before they turn on you.
The human spirit wants to be free.
Exactly, Chuck.
And that's essentially what happened.
The Haitian slaves rose up.
They were unsuccessful, actually, in 1791.
But historians say this is the point that started it all.
And by 1804, Haiti was a free republic.
Awesome.
Yeah.
But that meeting in the woods that started it all,
the voodoo ceremony, that instance and other slave
rebellions that were kind of based around voodoo
have kind of given the religion a bad rap among whites.
Yeah, lots of things.
Since then, sure.
It's kind of weird to think of, but our conception of voodoo
is almost entirely Hollywoodized, fictionalized,
and fear-based based on this kind of collective white
distant memory of, well, this is what voodoo is.
It's babies impaled on stakes.
This is what happens when you let people practice voodoo.
Chuck, actually, that slave revolt,
the successful slave rebellion, is what Pat Robertson was
talking about, famously, after the Haiti earthquake,
when he said a long time ago, and people in Haiti
don't like to talk about it, but they
made a pact with the devil to get the French out.
And they said, we'll give you our souls
if you'll get the French out and the French got out.
So basically, he was saying, it's devil worship.
Voodoo is devil worship, and the successful slave rebellion
has proved positive of it.
And that's why the earthquake happened, in his opinion.
And then in Haiti, they were probably like,
who's this devil you keep talking about?
We don't believe in that, dude.
This is going to be a lot of debunking going on today.
Let's debunk, dude.
Let's start talking about voodoo.
OK, let's do it.
Right.
No.
OK.
Voodoo is a religion.
A lot of people think it's just a bunch of hocus pocus, which
is more like hoodoo, which we'll get to later.
But voodoo is an actual religion.
There's one God.
It depends on where you are, if you're talking voodoo.
And even generationally speaking,
there's a lot of differences.
Yeah, because there's no definitive holy text.
It's an oral tradition.
And it's a very subjective religion, too, right?
It's like a very personal.
And it governs your day-to-day life.
And it also has a different impact on every person, right?
Yes, it does.
So there's, like I said, there's one supreme God.
And depending on where you are, there'll be a different name.
If you're talking Haitian voodoo,
we're basically going to cover African and Haitian in parts,
I would say, won't you?
Yeah.
OK.
So Haitian voodoo, you're going to call this supreme God
bondyee.
But in voodoo, you can't talk directly to the main God.
You have to go through one of these spirits called the loa.
Right.
And there are many loa.
And they all have different functions, but it is hierarchical.
It is.
And they're based on dead ancestors, ancestral spirits.
Yeah, which it turns out to be, and we'll
get to that more in detail, but that's a big, big part of voodoo
is the ancestry and dead people, basically,
spirits of the dead people.
Right, and you were talking about comparing it to,
say, Christianity or Judaism or something like that.
It's much easier to compare a pagan religion like voodoo
to a pagan religion like Druidism, right?
Right.
Than it is to compare either one to Christianity or Judaism.
Although there are some similarities.
There are, especially in Haitian voodoo.
But in African voodoo, it's much more difficult to compare it.
And so anthropologists still kind of put it
in this context of ways we can understand, like, gods.
Right, right.
But they're not gods.
You can't, like, two voodoo practitioners,
these are not gods.
They're ancestral spirits.
The spirit world is as real as this world.
Right.
So we may hear their column gods, accidentally,
but that's just as close as we can come.
You could compare them to Greek or Roman gods, right?
Yeah.
They have different personalities that represent
different things, but it's kind of that shared pagan world
view that different parts of the natural experience
are associated with different gods.
Yes.
Right?
Good point.
Thanks.
It's basically so white Christians can understand
exactly what we're talking about.
So African and Haitian voodoo, in both cases, you have,
it's really not a bunch of evil doing and spells cast
upon one another.
It's mainly used for good and to be a better person.
In fact, you're counted on as a practitioner of voodoo
to be a good community member and, you know,
a stand-up guy or gal.
Right, yeah.
And remember, we said that it was a personal and subjective
religion.
So when you're practicing voodoo, when
you are interacting with, say, like a voodoo priest
or priestess, right?
You're seeking advice, guidance, and you're
living your life by that, right?
Yeah.
So there's actually, I guess, kind of the whole evil aspect.
Does exist.
Bo.
Bo in African tradition, right?
Yeah, African voodoo.
Yeah, that's the dark side of African voodoo.
It's called Bo.
Right.
And voodoo practitioners, a voodoo priest
is called a hogun, right?
Yeah, an African voodoo priest, right?
Yeah, and an African and Haitian voodoo priestess
is called a mamba, right?
Yes.
Mamba.
So the mamba and the hogun are not
charged with carrying out Bo, which is evil spells.
Hex is basically magic that does harm, right?
Right, and they do use voodoo dolls.
They do.
Yeah.
But this is not to say, and this
is where it kind of gets a little prickly, like a little
hanky, where the voodoo priestess and priestess
may not actually practice Bo, this black magic,
but they're familiar with it.
They have a working knowledge of it,
but so they can oppose people who practice Bo.
Yes, you have to understand something to fight it.
That's the belief there, right?
Right, sure.
OK, so Chuck, let's talk a little more about ceremonies
and some of the characteristics and traits
that make voodoo voodoo.
All right, are we going to Africa?
Are we in Haiti at this point?
Let's do Africa first.
I mean, this is the cradle of voodoo, right?
Yeah, like 6,000 years ago, that's where the word comes from.
It comes from the fawn language, which was the kingdom of fawn.
And that means sacred, spirit, or deity.
Right.
And I think it was like Northwest Africa.
Northwest, it's North Central West Africa.
So it's West Africa.
We're talking Ghana, Benin, and Togo are the areas
where these ancient kingdoms of fawn and Congo, Congo with the K,
were located.
And this is the cradle of voodoo.
Yeah, and I actually got a stat for you.
They say that 30 million people in Togo, Ghana, and what is it,
Benin?
Yeah.
Still practice voodoo today.
And just to gauge where that falls in world religions,
it's about double the number of Jewish people in the entire world.
Wow, is it really?
Yeah, wow.
I mean, stats vary, because depending on if you're
like an active practitioner of Judaism or if you're just
like born Jewish, but yeah, it's about double.
Wow.
So it ranks.
It's also an official religion in Benin.
Yeah, 60% of the people of that country follow voodoo still.
Right, so this is an established religion.
But one of the founding or foundational tenants of voodoo
is that you can communicate with the spirits,
and you communicate with the spirits
to find out what you should do from the almighty deity,
the supreme God, right?
They're the medium.
Right, one of the other founding tenants of voodoo
is you communicate with these people, not in your head,
not through prayer, but by the loa,
actually possessing someone who then gives commands
or says, you know, what are you doing?
Why aren't you spending more time with your wife?
Things like that, right?
Yeah, we said that it's different in African and Haitian
and all over the world and in different time periods,
but that's one of the main through lines in all voodoo
is possession.
Spirit and intrusion, possession.
Right, the person who's being possessed at the time
is known as the horse, and whatever loa is possessing him
or her is known as the rider, right?
Yeah, that's in Haitian voodoo.
Oh, did I get ahead of us?
No, that's right.
We can kind of jump around.
OK, well, that's really one of the big bridges.
That's really the bridge between Haitian voodoo
and African voodoo, right?
Yeah.
Is that spirit possession exists.
That's how you find out what you should do in your day
to day life, right?
Back in Africa, on the African side,
some other commonalities between the two.
Because, again, or maybe not again,
but possibly the first time, Haitian voodoo
is African voodoo with it creolized.
Yes.
Right?
Yeah.
So let's get back to talking about African voodoo.
I did screw us up, and I apologize, Chuck.
Apologize to our fans.
I'm so sorry, fans.
Please forgive me.
You never owe me an apology, buddy.
So the ancestral spirits make up the loa, right?
You can take any object and consecrate it,
and it becomes a ritual sacred object, right?
Yeah.
Which is where the dolls come in, which, as you said,
are not used for harm.
Right.
Well, they can be if you're talking bow,
but it's definitely not like you see in the movies.
Right.
Or the Brady Bunch.
During the, there's a lot of ceremonial dance.
Yes, song.
Spirits are invoked through music,
percussion, that kind of thing.
Yeah.
I know that in both Haitian and African voodoo,
there is a gatekeeper.
And his name in Haitian tradition is Papa Legba, right?
Yeah, I love that name.
Yeah.
And Papa Legba is the gatekeeper between the spirit world
and the human world, right?
Yeah.
And he's invoked at the beginning of every ceremony
because you have to get him to open the gate
so you can start communicating with the loa
and so people can be possessed, right?
Right.
And actually, Papa Legba is also
one of the black men at the crossroad
who bears with striking resemblance to our friend,
Machamon.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Interesting.
Yeah.
The crossroad, a.k.a. the Christian cross.
In Haitian tradition, yeah.
Right.
We should go ahead and talk about that probably.
If some of this sounds familiar,
if you're thinking Papa Legba sounds sort of like St. Peter
and the crossroads sound sort of like the Christian cross,
there's a very good reason for that.
It's because once again, we go back to our friend Christopher
Columbus, Hispaniola, and the fact
that they brought slaves over to Hispaniola
to work on the plantations.
They brought voodoo with them.
And the problem there was Columbus
said, no, no, no, no, no.
If you're going to be a slave over here,
you have to be converted to Christianity.
That was the Code Noir.
The French actually did that one.
Oh, really?
Uh-huh.
They had to be baptized.
All slaves had to be baptized.
Forced conversion.
So what they did was, in order to keep practicing voodoo,
they incorporated, and this is where my mind was blown.
I didn't know they did this.
They incorporated parts of Catholicism
to kind of mask the fact that they were practicing voodoo.
And it got all mixed up in what's called syncretization.
Yeah.
So Catholicism and voodoo working together.
Right.
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So even today, there are a lot of the Loa, well,
there was a lot of ready similarities
between these ancestral spirits and Catholic saints, right?
Right.
So, like, St. Peter is associated with Papa Legba,
because St. Peter is the guy who's outside the gates to heaven.
Right.
Papa Legba is the gatekeeper to the spirit world.
Right.
So they associate him with him.
There is a god who is pretty powerful.
He's a warrior protector god called Oghu,
and he's associated with St. James,
who was a warrior protector saint.
Right.
So it's not a leap all the time.
No.
Sometimes it's a stretch.
Like St. Patrick, remember, drove out the snakes from Ireland?
Yeah, yeah.
He's associated with snakes in the Haitian tradition.
Right.
But yeah, so when you look at the underlying tenants,
the really overarching narrative of being
able to communicate with spirits,
invoking spirits through percussion song dance,
being possessed, and objects being
able to be consecrated and become sacred,
then that's voodoo across the board.
The voodoo we're familiar with, that's Haitian voodoo,
which is kind of mixed up.
With Catholicism.
Right.
Yeah, it's said that they even incorporated
Catholic hymns and prayers.
Yeah.
Crazy.
Yeah.
Who knew?
Tracy Wilson.
Yeah, she did.
So Josh, you brought up rituals that they would perform
to invoke the gods, and one of the tenants of voodoo
is the gods will give you advice and all,
but you got to take care of the gods, the spirits.
Yeah.
And one way that you can do this is by animal sacrifice
to appease the spirit.
Yeah, again, this is another ticklish aspect of voodoo,
isn't it?
I mean, this is like, oh, they sacrifice animals.
They're evil.
It's like, well, you got the sacrifice animals part right.
Right.
Yeah.
Well, they used to sacrifice humans, too.
Did they?
Yeah, it's been at least 100 years since any of that's
gone on in Africa, they say.
Chuck, there's actually, with the animal sacrifices,
there's actually a process, as you can imagine.
There's a process where, say, you're
going to sacrifice a chicken, right?
OK.
And this chicken is washed in leaves to be consecrated,
and then it's fed from this ritual dish.
And if it refuses to eat, then that
means that the loa has rejected that sacrifice,
and the animal is set free.
Oh, really?
If it eats, then it's like, OK, you're dead.
Chickens always eat, though, from what I understand.
Apparently, I guess they don't.
But it's not just chickens.
I think this applies to goats, pigs, whatever sacrifice.
Right.
And so if it eats, then it's like, OK, you're dead.
If it's a goat or a pig, it's throat, it's slit.
If it's a chicken, its neck is broken.
But it's quick.
It's a quick death.
It's not tortured or anything like that.
Right.
The blood is mixed in this calabash,
like a big chalice bowl with rum and syrup and salt.
Yum.
And then people will either take a sip
or they'll make a crucifix on their head in blood.
So that's the blood sacrifice.
That's where the blood sacrifice ritual stands today.
Oh, really?
They still do it that way.
Because Haitians still practice voodoo right out in the open.
So it's not like Westerners might
think it's like some weird, hidden thing,
but it's not like that at all.
You also talked about when they invoke or when
you're possessed, I know there's a dance called
the dance of the hooded igungun.
And apparently what happens is when someone is,
like the spirit overtakes them and they're possessed
and they're dancing around, if you touch them, you die.
That's what they say.
So you've got to stand in the circle and witness all this
and take part.
But they're running all over the place.
So you've got to keep your distance.
And also, while you're possessed,
you are impervious to pain.
You can't be injured.
Yeah, good point.
And today I was reading an article from I think 2002 or 2004.
And this guy was talking about witnessing a voodoo ritual
in West Africa recently.
And these guys were possessed by Ugu,
remember the warrior protector spirit?
And they were cutting themselves with their knives
and blood lighting and weren't wincing or anything like that.
Because apparently one aspect of it
is you can't feel pain while you're possessed.
Interesting.
Well, and since you brought that up,
we should probably go ahead and talk
about why Westerners view voodoo as some sort of evil awful
thing.
Right.
In addition to the slave uprising, right?
Yeah, exactly.
One of the reasons you just mentioned was a lot of the,
there's a lot of self-injury that goes on.
Like, yeah.
And so Westerners see that and they
think, those people are crazy.
Look at them.
Well, not just that, but blood, making
a real appearance, you know?
Anything dealing with death, the fact
that they believe that death is not necessarily a bad thing
and that the spirits are still living among us, guiding us,
that's not, Westerners aren't typically down with that either.
No, Westerners don't have a stomach for real blood,
which is why wine is used in place of it
or is a metaphor for it in the Christian tradition.
Of course.
And death is something that we don't like to think about or talk
about in the West either.
Again, though, in the Voodoo tradition and in a lot
of other traditions, death is just a part
of the natural order of things.
And it's certainly not the end.
I think in the West, it's kind of viewed even
by the religious, in some cases, as the end.
And we don't really like to think about that, you know?
That's a good point.
The other thing Tracy mentioned in here was,
from 1915 to 1935, the Marine Corps occupied Haiti.
And during this period, there were a lot of books and movies
all of a sudden being written about and portrayed
like Haitian Voodoo as these crazy bloodletting people.
Right.
So those became really popular.
One of them was called White Zombie in 1932.
Around the same time, it had spread to New Orleans
and kind of Voodoo became popular.
Right.
In the 19th century, there were two women named Marie Laveau.
And one was, they were the most powerful women
in Voodoo culture in the US.
In New Orleans.
Right.
And one was the mom, and one was the daughter.
Oh, is that the deal?
Mom retired and died.
The daughter disappeared.
No one knows what happened to her.
Right.
But after the second one disappeared,
the followers split into factions.
And one of the factions became Houdou.
And Houdou became very powerful.
And Houdou is a mix of bow, black magic, with Voodoo.
Right.
Or in the Voodoo tradition, I guess.
Right.
And so now we have Houdou.
And that is what most people think of.
When you think of Voodoo in the US, you think of New Orleans.
And then what we're actually thinking of is Houdou, not Voodoo.
They should have named it something else.
They should have.
Like Chimichanga or something.
Right, exactly.
So these misconceptions still abound.
There was a paper in 1984 that apparently this physician who
wrote it, or researcher who wrote it, still takes flak for.
But it was titled, Night of the Living Dead 2, colon.
Do necromanic zombieists transmit
HTLV3 slash LAV during voodooistic rituals?
So basically, do necrophiliacs who are into zombieism
and are voodoo practitioners, are they
the reason for the spread of AIDS and Haiti?
Well, actually, there is a certain element
of public health to voodoo.
That's one of the real concerns.
It's not all these Western misconceptions of taboos.
Real concerns are that there is bloodletting,
and that they freely bleed on one another.
Or sharing the blood of an animal sacrifice.
Well, drinking that, that can be bad stuff.
Yeah, so that's a real health concern.
Another really practical concern is a lot of,
and we failed to mention this, the priests and priestesses.
One of their main gigs is to practice folk medicine
on the practitioners of voodoo.
Right, because again, we said everyday life.
Like voodoo is part of your everyday life
if you were an adherent.
And some of these folk practices kind of
fly in the face of real medicine.
So that's sort of a concern here and there.
I think we should replace the word real with Western medicine.
Yeah, you're right.
You're definitely right.
Because I believe in a lot of like Eastern medicine.
I might look into voodoo.
Might clear up my...
Sinuses?
Yeah, clear up my sinuses.
Sinuses.
And like we said, death is a big, big part of it.
And just the culture of fear that it creates
is something that is a big turn off for a lot of...
Well, it creates a culture of fear in the West.
It is, but again, I think even informed educated people
have misconceptions about voodoo
because it's been harangued so long in this country
that people in the US just really don't understand
what it is that's going on down there
and there's so many misunderstandings.
Well, they think it's hudu.
Yeah.
They see angel heart.
But even beyond that,
like even if you don't think it's hudu.
Yeah, sure.
You're like, okay, well, they're turning people into zombies.
We did the how zombies work thing
and it's real down there, but that's not voodoo.
That's bo, right?
Yeah, exactly.
So it's kind of, it makes me sad for voodoo.
I guess a little sad for voodoo.
It makes me sad for the mambas.
Well, it's definitely has a stigma about it.
And until I read all about it,
I probably fell into that same trap.
But then you start realizing,
aside from like spiritual possession
and a couple of the other things,
like, you know, it's not so different
than other religions when you look at it.
And I think Buddhist actually,
I think there are times when Buddhism,
when there is spiritual possession going on there too.
Right.
Christianity now.
Yeah, there is a good example in this article
of spirit possession happening
in the Buddhist tradition, right?
Oh, really?
Yeah.
So that's where I heard it?
Yeah.
All right.
There was in 1959, the Dalai Lama.
Oh, right.
It was speaking with an oracle that was possessed.
And the oracle gave him advice
on how to escape the Chinese army successfully.
Right.
That's spirit possession, but it's Buddhism
and they don't sacrifice chickens.
Right.
I think that that's kind of it.
There's a lot of blood and death in voodoo
and people are afraid of it.
Right.
But I read it or saw a thing on NPR today
where one guy went down and spent some time
with the voodoo practitioners and I think Haiti.
And he said-
Wait, Davis?
No.
Maybe his ira glass.
People are crazy.
That's more Woody Allen than ira glass.
Yeah.
But he basically likened the dark side, even the bow,
to the concept of heaven and hell and Western religion.
And he said, quote, the whole point is to manifest
the darkness so that goodness can overwhelm it.
And it's the same in voodoo as it is in Christianity.
And actually I said that Christianity,
they don't believe in possession at all.
Not quite true.
Oh yeah.
Some Southern Baptist and Pentecostal
believe that the spirit can overtake you in such a way.
So I was not quite right there.
But again, think about how those people are looked at
from the same people who look at voodoo as unseemly.
Yeah, good point.
But what's going on now, though,
is there's sort of an outright war on voodoo by missionary
still going there to convert them
from what they say is a cult.
Right, or associated with the devil.
Well, yeah, they associate it with Satan,
which is ridiculous, because nothing about voodoo
has anything to do with Satan.
Right.
Well, Satan doesn't even believe in Satan.
They don't even believe in Satan.
Yeah.
So this is Western Christians
kind of just putting all their stuff on them.
Lots of hangups.
Lots of hangups.
Yeah, we Anglo-Saxon descendants
really like to hang our hangups on other people.
Right?
Yeah.
Let's stop that.
Well, I mentioned Angel Heart.
We should mention the movies real quick.
Angel Heart, Great Movie, Hootoo, Serpent in the Rainbow.
Great movie.
But again, that was Wade Davis, the anthropologist.
And he's done a lot to-
Oh, that's who that was?
Yeah.
Well, it was Bill Pullman playing him.
But he's done a lot actually to cloud voodoo
to continue these misconceptions
rather than clear them up.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
But he's made a lot of money along the way.
Yeah, good point.
And then of course, Live and Let Die,
we like to talk about Bond.
Love that one.
There was some voodoo in that.
Best Bond ever, Roger Moore.
Oh, God.
It's so true.
Roger Moore was awful, dude.
Dude, Roger Moore was great.
I grew up with Roger Moore,
so I like, like, I have a certain affinity
for some of those films, some of his earlier ones,
but it got to the point where it was just like
a cartoon of himself.
He was never the butt-kicker like Connery was
or the new guys, you know, whatever.
Dalton or who's the new guy, Craig?
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Hey guys, just thought I would drop a line
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which we have yet to get a lot of flak for.
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without some flak.
Oh, people stopped listening a long time ago, Chuck.
I have met on several occasions a man by the name of,
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However, judging from the times I have met him,
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In regards to the... I wouldn't think so.
No, you don't get over that.
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In regards to the perception that Obama is better
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We didn't say that.
Gitmo has been replaced by a Bagram airbase in Afghanistan,
a prison even further from the public eyes.
Keep up the great work, guys.
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Something interesting.
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What do they call voodooers?
Voodoo practitioners.
Voodooists.
Voodooists.
You know the line in Blazing Signals?
Now, go do that voodoo that you do so well.
Yes.
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