Stuff You Should Know - The Bay of Pigs Disaster

Episode Date: November 10, 2020

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Starting point is 00:00:00 On the podcast, Hey Dude, the 90s called, David Lasher and Christine Taylor, stars of the cult classic show, Hey Dude, bring you back to the days of slip dresses and choker necklaces. We're gonna use Hey Dude as our jumping off point, but we are going to unpack and dive back into the decade of the 90s.
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Starting point is 00:00:57 Listen to Frosted Tips with Lance Bass on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Welcome to Stuff You Should Know, a production of iHeart radios, How Stuff Works. Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark, and there's Charles W. Chuck Bryant over there, and Jerry's over there somewhere,
Starting point is 00:01:20 and this is Stuff You Should Know. And it's about, this recording session is off to as auspicious a start as the Bay of Pigs invasion, Chuck. Am I right? Yeah, nice little tie in there. Thank you very much. It's what I'm paid to do. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:40 I think so, didn't know what they pay us for, to be witty and incisive. I think so. I think so too. So Chuck, I know to my astonishment that you were not alive during the Bay of Pigs invasion. No. You came along a good decade after that
Starting point is 00:01:58 from what I understand. 10 full years, I didn't want anything to do with it. No, and I can understand why, because it was about as big a stinker as far as foreign policy and military intervention goes. Certainly the U.S. has made bigger blunders. A lot more people died through some of our misadventures abroad.
Starting point is 00:02:21 But this one is perennially the one that's pointed to is like, this is really a case study in how terribly wrong things can go and how decisions were made at basically every level and at every stage that made sure that the Bay of Pigs invasion, which was the United States supporting an invasion of Cuba by Cuban dissidents,
Starting point is 00:02:45 that it's about as bad as it can go. That that was like the perfect example of that. Yeah, it almost makes you think that if there was a God who cared about American politics, that that God was saying, don't invade Cuba over and over again. Don't invade Cuba. And like, I'm doing all I can.
Starting point is 00:03:06 I'm pressing all the buttons here. Everything's going wrong. Warning, warning, don't do it. Right. Or God really loves Fidel. Well, maybe so. Because that was the whole point. The whole reason that America supported this covert action
Starting point is 00:03:24 really went a lot further than support, like drummed up a covert action led by the CIA. The military was secretly involved. It was illegal internationally. But the whole reason was to get rid of Castro because on New Year's Day of what, 1959, Fidel Castro took control of Cuba from then existing president, Fulgencio Batista.
Starting point is 00:03:55 And Batista, I read up on this guy, he was a bad dude. He was a dictator. He was actually, he was the president of Cuba twice. The first time he was corrupt, but the country's still prospered under him and he was, he still looked out for people. The second time, after an eight year period abroad, when he came back, he was just bad news.
Starting point is 00:04:16 But as far as America was concerned, they were like, well, he lets American companies own most of the stuff in Cuba, so we're okay with them. When Fidel came along, he said, nuts to that. We're getting the American involvement out of Cuba and Cuba is going to take care of Cuba from now on. And America said, I'm not sure how we feel about that. Yeah, and we had our chance to be buddies with Castro
Starting point is 00:04:41 at the beginning. Like he came to the United States and toured America and we gave him the Heisman and he... What? Huh? The Heisman. We gave him the Heisman? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:55 The Heisman trophy? No, it's an expression. The Heisman. Oh, oh, I've never heard that before. What do you mean? The stiff arm. Have you ever seen the Heisman trophy? Oh, gotcha, yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
Starting point is 00:05:05 No, I thought you were still like in, like describing his grand tour and how great it was. I gotcha, sure. And that we gave him an honorary Heisman trophy award? That's where my mind went. Weirdly, that's what they pay me for. No, it's an expression. I gotcha.
Starting point is 00:05:21 It might predate you to feel like it was an expression like in the 90s. No, I totally get what you meant. It was the context that threw me off. Well, we gave him the Heisman and he wanted a buddy and that's when Khrushchev came along and he was like, well, if Americans aren't gonna be my buddy, I'll be a friend with you.
Starting point is 00:05:41 And that's how it all got started. We had our shot. Yeah, supposedly though, the Bay of Pigs invasion itself was one of the things that really drove Castro into the arms of Khrushchev. So the whole idea was to get rid of Castro because we were afraid he was going to go toward Khrushchev and give the communists a foothold
Starting point is 00:05:59 in the Western Hemisphere, basically in our backyard. And by carrying out this Bay of Pigs invasion, we made sure that that happened. It's one of the great ironies of this whole thing. Yeah, because Castro wasn't looking to be a puppet of the Soviets, that was not on his docket. And the Soviets really needed him. I think at the time, they didn't have,
Starting point is 00:06:24 I mean, I think they had less than five ICBMs. I don't think they had anything that could even get to the United States at that point. An ICBM is the worst kind of BM. Actually, I think the fiery hot BMs are the worst kind. Yeah, you're right about that. Although has anyone had an ICBM? Cause you'd probably be in big trouble.
Starting point is 00:06:45 Maybe, but Russia needed, the Soviet Union needed Cuba, way more than Cuba needed them at the onset at least. I did not know that. Wow, that's really interesting. I had no idea about that because I know that America was terrified of communism and the Soviet Union in particular, but also, they didn't consider China to be slouches really as far as the spread of communism goes.
Starting point is 00:07:10 But the Soviet Union seemed really interested in spreading Soviet style communism throughout the world. And at the time, colonialism was really kind of, I guess the European colonial powers were losing their grip on places in Southeast Asia and Africa. And so there were all these countries, including ones in Latin America, that were kind of, I don't wanna say up for grabs
Starting point is 00:07:34 because I don't mean to undermine the agency of the people who lived and ran these countries, but these were becoming the two superpowers in the world. So you could fall under their influence at the very least economically, if not politically. And so the US was really worried about the spread of communism. And one of the things that Dwight Eisenhower,
Starting point is 00:07:55 Dwight who was president in the late 50s, warned about was the domino effect, where once you had one country turn communist, it would spread to another neighboring country and then another and another. Now all of a sudden, half of Africa is communist. So we need to be worried about this kind of thing. So America was really starting to enter
Starting point is 00:08:14 like the fear of that Cold War panic in about the late 50s, early 60s. Yeah, and here's the thing too, when I say that Russia didn't have capabilities to strike from where they were. I'm not sure if we knew that. I'm sure there are historians that know that answer, but I'm not sure if America knew that.
Starting point is 00:08:33 So I think that they just, you couldn't take any chances basically. You had to get Cuba off the map for the Soviet Union. And not like sink the island, but you know what I mean. No, and at the very least, you could leave the island in tech, leave the island, there's a lot of valuable industries and like the mob was running casinos down there right before Castro's, get rid of Castro
Starting point is 00:08:56 seemed to be the whole thing. Castro and Che Guevara, right? So this occurred to the Eisenhower administration CIA who hatched a plan that had the ominously CIA title of a program of covert action against the Castro regime. And they presented this thing, I believe in the, in like 1961, the very beginning of 1961.
Starting point is 00:09:25 And they went to Eisenhower and they said, look, this guy really, we all know that he has to go, but here's what we think is the best way to do this. We need to get rid of Castro, but we need to do it in such a way that it appears that the Cuban people have are dissatisfied with his rule and they've turned against him. We need to keep our hands off of it.
Starting point is 00:09:47 And for one reason, because I mean, that just kind of seems like a lot more legitimate of a revolution, doesn't it? Like the Cubans rose up against Castro. So they really didn't want Castro around. So nobody should swoop in to help Castro. But then secondly, the US is not allowed to dabble in other countries affairs.
Starting point is 00:10:06 It's illegal internationally to invade a sovereign country unprovoked or without reason. And so this was not a good, it wouldn't have been a good look for the US to be caught doing this. So they figured the best way to do it would be to train a bunch of Cuban dissidents and have them just do it.
Starting point is 00:10:23 Yeah, and not only that, they wanted to create a new government. They wanted to disperse propaganda, anti-Castro propaganda. I mean, it was basically, we want to topple a regime and install a new government of our choosing. And this is completely illegal.
Starting point is 00:10:42 And Eisenhower said, sure, go ahead. That sounds good to me because what we can't risk is them buddying up too much with Khrushchev and have nuclear weapons all of a sudden parked right off our coast. That's right. So they went to Miami, where else would you go to recruit Cuban defectors?
Starting point is 00:11:02 Perfect place, because they were defecting and there were a lot of unhappy Cubans that didn't like Castro that left. And they were there just sort of waiting to be called upon and very willing to be called upon by the CIA as it turns out. Yeah, and apparently when they started like amassing this group of recruits,
Starting point is 00:11:25 they first started training them in the Everglades in Florida. And they learned things like cryptography and demolitions and guerrilla warfare and all that stuff. But it was, I guess, an open secret or maybe common knowledge is a better way to put it among Cuban dissidents in Florida that the CIA was training a group down there.
Starting point is 00:11:46 But the CIA, bless their hearts, they tried to at least make it seem like they weren't from the CIA, which is a very CIA type thing to do. So the agents, the CIA agents said that they were from a very powerful company that was bent on removing communism from the world. Kinda true.
Starting point is 00:12:05 And yeah, sure. But then one of the Cuban dissidents would, the CIA agents says what? And the CIA agent said what? And the cat was out of the bag. Yeah, and these were not, they had to train these guys up. They were a bunch of students, obviously,
Starting point is 00:12:21 if you think about dissidents leaving Cuba, gonna have a lot of student involvement. But they were also just professionals. There were doctors and lawyers and farmers. There were people that had no money. There were people that had quite a bit of money for Cuba. And they all didn't like Castro, though, but none of them, almost none of them,
Starting point is 00:12:40 had any kind of prior training. And they were, I mean, why this hasn't been made into a movie yet is just flabbergasting to me, because this has all the elements of a great movie. Yeah, especially if you do it from the view of the dissidents who are trained into a paramilitary group. I think that would have to be your protagonists, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:02 Right, because it's been touched on before, like it was in The Good Shepherd that Matt Damon movie about the origin of the CIA. Yeah. They touch on, you know, it's been, I believe it's been referenced at least, but yeah, you're right. There's no blockbuster movie, you know,
Starting point is 00:13:16 where like The Rock and Vin Diesel, like Cuban guys who are like, you know, they also form a bromance too, that really kind of is a subplot to the whole thing. Oh yeah, that's how they ruin it, isn't it? The bromances? Just that. By casting The Rock and Vin Diesel.
Starting point is 00:13:38 Yeah, everything you just said sounded awful and exactly how it would probably happen. I think Vin Diesel actually released a record recently, which I'd say he props to him, man. He's multifaceted, he's a double threat. Is the name of his one-man band, Diesel Fuel? I don't know. Because if not, it should be.
Starting point is 00:13:57 It's not a bad one. You want to take a break? Yeah, I think so, it's a great time for a break. Thanks, man, I thought you'd say that. So we're going to take a break, everybody, in case you hadn't heard and we'll be right back. ["The Rock and Vin Diesel"] On the podcast, HeyDude, the 90s called
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Starting point is 00:16:16 Listen to Frosted Tips with Lance Bass on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Learning stuff with Joshua and Charles, stuff you should know. So, Dave Ruse helped us out with this one, Chuck. And he said, we need to be sure to give a shout-out to Jim Razenberger, who's a author of the book,
Starting point is 00:16:46 The Brilliant Disaster. Cohen. JFK Castro in America's doomed invasion of Cuba's Bay of Pigs, which is, I've seen his work referred to in multiple places. So, he wrote a pretty good book about it, and I guess Dave Ruse learned a lot from him. So, thanks a lot, Mr. Razenberger.
Starting point is 00:17:09 But where we left off was, there was a group of Cuban dissidents. I think they reached the ranks of like 1400 before they stopped recruiting. They were being trained in the Everglades, but they said, hey, we found this way better camp in Guatemala. Let's move everybody there to the rainforest,
Starting point is 00:17:30 because it's a little more like Cuba's climate. And we kind of own Guatemala. Right, well, Guatemala was at the very least very much friendly to American interests by this time, because we'd already overthrown the, I think the Allende government, if I'm not mistaken. Like we had just done that and installed like a pro-American regime.
Starting point is 00:17:53 So, yeah, this would have been a perfect place to have a secret CIA training camp for Cubans to train to invade Cuba. That's right, thanks to bananas. That's right. Reference to our past episode on PR. That was such a good one. I think that's my all-time favorite live app.
Starting point is 00:18:12 All-time fave, huh? I don't know, I'd have to look at the list and really give it thought. That one's up there. I also love the Kellogg brothers. Those are probably my top two. That was a good one too, for sure. Why do we have to pick?
Starting point is 00:18:30 Let's just say, yeah, it's so weird and foreign. Remember when we would go in the room with 1,500 other people and all hug each other? I just broke out in like a cold sweat with the idea of that. It's funny, when you watch TV shows and they were filmed prior to the pandemic, you're like, you're standing too close together. Somebody put on a mask.
Starting point is 00:18:50 You're making me nervous. Do you have anxiety dreams too, about proximity? No, I have anxiety dreams about politics. See, I have a lot of anxiety dreams lately. I mean, not lately, for the past nine months, every once a week or so, about somebody being all up in my grill. I'm like, what are you doing?
Starting point is 00:19:10 Like, what are you doing? Get away from me. Stand back, sir. Which is ironic, because I love being close to people physically. I know, I think that's probably why you have anxiety is because there's a tension there. Like if you were naturally like, stay over there.
Starting point is 00:19:26 I gotta tell you, that part of the pandemic has been kind of easy for me. So I'm standoffish to begin with, you know. Oh goodness. So Chuck, one of the things that I thought was kind of cool about this group of people, this group of Cuban dissidents who were trained into a paramilitary group,
Starting point is 00:19:44 the CIA had the foresight to give them serial numbers, starting at number 2,500. That's pretty funny. So that if any one of them were caught, they could say, well, my serial number is 2,550. And they'd be like, oh my God, there's 2,500 people ahead of them. How, who knows how many after them?
Starting point is 00:20:00 And in fact, again, it was just 1,400. In fact, I think their patch said 2,500. And that had a little arrow pointing to it. And then right beside that, it said, you see? Yeah. Get it? It was, it was a very elaborate patch. It was.
Starting point is 00:20:15 Very colorful too. And as a matter of fact, it stood out a little too much. And then underneath it said, and there's more to come. Get it? Right? What was under that? Under that was, it's totally not a made up number. And then below that, there was an arrow that went
Starting point is 00:20:31 all the way to the top, it said start over again. Oh man. So they were actually called Brigade 2506. And they named themselves after the serial number of one of their fallen comrades who died in training camp in Guatemala. He slipped on a slippery trail during an exercise and fell into a ravine.
Starting point is 00:20:52 And what was his name? His name was Carlos Rafael Santana. Carlos Santana slipped on a banana peel. Yeah. Oh, that Rafael really threw me off. But yeah. Did it not occur to you? I don't know if it was a banana peel.
Starting point is 00:21:05 No, it didn't. Yeah. But they said, this is very sad. So we're going to name our brigade after him and they did. So that's what they've always been known by from that moment on this invasion force of Cuban dissidents as they were known as Brigade 2506. And one of the really amazing things about Brigade 2506 is
Starting point is 00:21:24 despite being like you said, you know, a group of doctors and lawyers and farmers and fishermen and students and coming from all walks of life and socioeconomic status, they actually were trained into a pretty decent paramilitary group. They fought bravely, they fought really well,
Starting point is 00:21:44 they held their own as we'll see and they were doomed from the start. Not really by any of their own fault, which must have been incredibly frustrating for them. Yeah, I imagine so. I mean, they, like I said, they weren't too hard to recruit. Like they were eager to do this job and they really wanted to get Castro out of there.
Starting point is 00:22:06 And you might think when a new president comes in that things might change, they might kind of revisit this plan. Think maybe that's not the best idea. I'm pretty excited because I get to do my Kennedy. So I'm glad I cause out of there, I have no idea what he sounded like. He sounded like this.
Starting point is 00:22:27 Are you all spoken? What's your problem? But Kennedy won in 60 in no small part due to the fact that he was, he touted being very tough on communism and on Cuba and so they said, let's get him in here. Yeah, he was, he came off as more hawkish about communism and Cuba than Nixon did. Which is funny.
Starting point is 00:22:51 He ran against Nixon and Nixon said that he basically lost because Kennedy seemed like he would do more about Cuba. And that's kind of one of history's great ironies because Nixon, because Kennedy accused Nixon and Ike of being too soft on Cuba, of letting this Castro fella take power and letting him amass power and not doing anything about it. And Nixon had to sit there and take it
Starting point is 00:23:18 because he had been sworn to secrecy about this plot to train Cuban dissidents and invade Cuba. And he couldn't be like, actually, that's not true. We've got this really great plan. Let me tell you a viewing audience all about it. So he had to defend this position of being soft on Cuba even though he knew they weren't. Well, Kennedy got to just run circles around him
Starting point is 00:23:43 because Kennedy was an unproven guy who seemed more hawkish on Cuba. And some people point to that as how Kennedy won. So when Kennedy, when he came in, yeah, I had no idea about that. When he came in, he really wanted to prove himself in that respect. And the CIA said, are you sitting down?
Starting point is 00:23:59 Cause we'd like to drop this opportunity into your lap. And they let him in on this plan to invade Cuba with Brigade 2506 and Kennedy said, are great. Yeah, they said, here's our plan, Mr. New President. And he said, yeah, you can stop calling me that. Mr. President will suffice. And they said, we're gonna take 750 of these men. And we are going to do a D-Day style invasion
Starting point is 00:24:34 at dawn on the beachhead in the Bay of Pigs, named so because, well, that's the name of it. It's Bahia de Conchinos in Spanish. It's on the southern side of Cuba. And he said, it sounds delicious. And they said, we're gonna land on that beachhead. We're not gonna, we're just gonna root down there and not take Havana or anything
Starting point is 00:24:58 because here's what's gonna happen, Mr. President. They're gonna get news of this in Cuba. And all these anti-Castro Cubans there are gonna know that this is their moment. And they've got some army dudes that are involved. They got some military personnel that are anti-Castro. And they are gonna say, all right, now's our time. We're gonna rise up to overthrow Castro.
Starting point is 00:25:21 And then that's when our 750 men, who are, by the way, totally disguised as Cuban dissidents. Like we're gonna paint planes, like American planes, like they're from Cuba and stuff like that. Like no one's ever gonna know. It's the perfect plan. Yeah, we've printed, we've printed up T-shirts for him that say down with Castro.
Starting point is 00:25:39 Down with Castro. And he said, that's when they're gonna join the fight and join this general revolt. And it might take a couple of weeks. Bing, bang, boom, easy peasy. And Kennedy said, all right. So there was a key to success in there that the whole thing hinged on.
Starting point is 00:25:58 And from what I can tell, kind of unwarrantedly. But that was the idea that when these dissidents attacked Cuba and the word got out that Cuba was being attacked, that the Cuban people would be like, to heck with Castro, get him. And it would ignite this revolt. And from what I saw, this was based on a hunch. It wasn't based on intel or anything.
Starting point is 00:26:23 It was based on a hunch or even a hope you could possibly say. Which that alone is a sign that you may be working on a really bad plan. Because anything short of sparking a revolution internally in Cuba means that this is going to fail. Like Cuba's small, but Castro had a really extensive army. Tens and tens and tens of thousands
Starting point is 00:26:47 of professional soldiers. Plus another, I think 100,000 militia members. Like what we would probably call like the National Guard of the Reservists here. So even if there were 5,000 people or 2,500, however many they made it seem like, they were probably going to be overwhelmed if Cuba didn't rise up.
Starting point is 00:27:11 And they had no reason to believe that Cuba would rise up. They were just hoping. So that's, that's, that's strike one. Yeah, it's a big time intelligence failure. Another key to this, and you're gonna just put a pin in this one listener, is air strikes. They were like, listen here,
Starting point is 00:27:26 we got these dudes on the beach. They're going to be rooted down. And they are going to be bombed to heck and back by Castro's air force, which is small, but he's still got these planes. And he said, so we got to take out that air force or else of their toast. Like they're sitting ducks out there.
Starting point is 00:27:43 We got to take out the air force. We've got to take out the air force. Which is, and I mean, it wasn't like out of the question. Like Castro had a big army of ground troops, but his air force was fairly paltry, pretty small. And it was entirely within the realm of possibility to strike all of his planes. And if they did do that,
Starting point is 00:28:06 that would give this amphibious landing force a real fighting chance to make their way inland. And if this revolution sparked, then there you have it. So that was definitely doable. The problem is, Kennedy, when he came in, he was really ambitious about getting rid of communism and making a name for himself as tough on communism and delivering on what he'd campaigned on.
Starting point is 00:28:35 But at the same time, he was also really aware of international image, political image of the United States. And so he said, I'm really worried that this is going to be like Chuck said, he knew who you were, Chuck. That this is going to be too bang bang boom. Like there's going to be a lot of it blowing things up. And it's going to be obvious
Starting point is 00:28:59 that the United States is involved in this and we just can't have that. So let's go smaller for one. And also this place where we're going to land, it's a little too close to Trinidad, which is a pretty populist town in Cuba. That seems a little hostile and aggressive. Let's move it to the middle of nowhere.
Starting point is 00:29:20 This place called the Bay of Pigs and start there. And that was a really big, big issue for the plan because one of the reasons they chose that landing site near the city of Trinidad in Cuba is because it was near the mountains. And so if the guerrillas amphibious landing failed and it was broken up, they could flee to the mountains and then regroup and start launching a guerrilla war
Starting point is 00:29:45 from the mountains instead. This place at the Bay of Pigs was nowhere near anywhere. It was near Swamp Land. And I think there was 60 miles of swamp between the Bay of Pigs and the mountains. So there was no melting into the mountains to escape. It was all or nothing when they moved that landing site. And that was another big thing that Kennedy did
Starting point is 00:30:04 along with saying, make it smaller, make it seem more like Cuban dissidents are the ones who are really behind this. Yeah, and the third thing he did was said, I don't like this dawn invasion thing. He's like, this has got to happen under the cover of night. We got to be out of there by dawn. We can't have any inkling that we're involved in any way.
Starting point is 00:30:24 And I know that paint job on these planes is pretty good, but it looks a lot better at night, guys. So let's go in there at night. And this was like a month out. And the CIA was like, dude, we had a plan here and you're telling us to make it smaller, put it in a different place to change our time of invasion. And this is a big deal.
Starting point is 00:30:47 Like this is not how things work. You can't just change everything a month out and expect it to go down the way you want it to. And this was everybody's chance to back out entirely. Like this was the moment where somebody could have and should have stood up and said, you know what? This has got disaster written all over it now. We can't do this.
Starting point is 00:31:09 We just need to back out and not go through with it at all. And nobody did it. No, and this has all the hallmarks of any like corporate project where you've been working on something in this plan and developing like this, whatever it is you're developing. And then somebody comes along and says,
Starting point is 00:31:27 change this, this and this and completely alters it. But then you try to go ahead with the idea anyway and it doesn't fit, it doesn't work. Enough fundamental things have changed that it just isn't like the original any longer. And usually just speaking from experience, when that happens, you just scrap it and start all over. You either don't do the project.
Starting point is 00:31:47 Yeah, New Coke's a great example. Actually, New Coke's a terrible example. Let's go with slice, apple slice. So apple slice started out as something called Aspen. It was an apple flavored cola and people loved it. But then they took it away and when slice came out as a new citrus based soft drink, I think Pepsi owned it.
Starting point is 00:32:11 They threw apple slice in, but it was really Aspen. But they just threw it in and rebranded it as apple slice. It didn't work because it was something else and they had just tried to clomp it on to the existing framework without adjusting it or altering it. And apple slice went the way of the dinosaur
Starting point is 00:32:28 when Aspen had been so beloved. So the Bay of Pigs invasion is on. Kennedy felt like he had to do something because the Soviets were buddying up to Castro and he could not take the risk of them installing nuclear weapons right there 90 miles off the coast. So they pressed forward a few days before the invasion, the 2506 were moved from Guatemala
Starting point is 00:32:57 to where they were gonna launch from, which was a CIA camp in Nicaragua called Happy Valley, very ironically. And just a few days before the invasion, the New York Times published a story about the operation. Basically outed the whole thing. And Kennedy had to say something. So he said a bunch of words that were lies.
Starting point is 00:33:18 He said, first I wanna say there will not be under any circumstances or conditions an intervention in Cuba by the United States armed forces. This government will do everything it possibly can. I think it can meet its responsibilities to make sure there are no Americans involved in any actions inside Cuba, days before they were about to do that very thing.
Starting point is 00:33:42 Yeah, and not just days before the actual invasion, but one day before that planned aerial strike that was to take out all of Castro's planes, which was again, as far as the CIA analysts were concerned, essential to the success of the plan. Well, that New York Times article made Kennedy pretty cagey and worried that it took a lot of the confidence that he might have had as small as it was to begin with
Starting point is 00:34:09 in the plan. And so he said, just for no really good reason, just kind of reacting from what I can tell. He said, we were gonna have 16 bombers. Let's just cut it to like eight instead. And so those 16 bombers went out. And the whole key was, I think you said before, that they were gonna paint these bombers
Starting point is 00:34:25 to make them look like stolen Cuban planes. And the premise was that some Cuban Air Force pilots had were revolting against Castro when they had carried out this strike. So they actually did have Brigade 2506 members fly these planes, but they were American planes painted to look like Cuban planes. They carried out the strike.
Starting point is 00:34:44 They only got about, I think, half of Castro's planes, unfortunately. And then as part of the ruse, they flew to Miami, landed and said, we're defecting to Cuba, or from Cuba, wink, wink. And so the press was brought out for a press conference. And apparently the press immediately was like, that sure looks like a pretty fresh coat of paint.
Starting point is 00:35:05 And somebody else said, yeah, and aren't Cuban machine guns mounted to the wings? These are mounted in the nose like American planes. And Kennedy was like, everybody get out of here, get out of here. No one's calling you anymore for any press conferences. And so it was very clear that the US was actually doing what the New York Times article was saying,
Starting point is 00:35:25 and that it was basically happening now. So Castro definitely had a pretty decent heads up of what was coming. Yeah, I mean, Castro, that was all the proof he needed. And he was like, hey, UN, the US of A broke their charter because they attacked us. And what say you? And the US representative to the UN, Adlai Stevenson said,
Starting point is 00:35:46 I don't know anything about this because he didn't. He was in the dark about this whole thing. And he was really upset about this, obviously, because the CIA was doing this all very, very privately. And then Kennedy made one more big, big decision is, they said, listen, you sent half the planes that we wanted. So we only destroyed half their air force. That's how that works, sir.
Starting point is 00:36:09 He said, they said, so we need to send in another airstrike because they still have half their air force and that they're still sitting ducks. It'll just take them twice as long to make them dead. And he said, you know what, we can't do it. We cannot go in with a second air strike. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That is not at all what Kennedy sounded like, Chuck.
Starting point is 00:36:33 He said, I don't think we should go in with a second airstrike. This is getting slightly heated and we're all very frightened and horny. That's what they pay you for, Chuck. That's a my con. So there's like a myth that the CIA planned this whole thing
Starting point is 00:36:54 and the reason it was so botched and terrible was because some CIA analysts had basically done the whole thing in some secret bunker without any kind of input in like this very isolated project. And that's not at all how it worked. That, you know, there was basically a lot of people really throwing in a lot of opinions and thoughts to planning it.
Starting point is 00:37:17 It was signed off by Eisenhower, signed off by Kennedy. The CIA was definitely not blameless. In the first place, they were blameable for interfering in another country's, you know, affairs like that, but as far as this operation goes, there were some blunders on the CIA side and one of the big ones, big ones, is that some U2 spy planes that they flew over Cuba
Starting point is 00:37:41 to take pictures of the Bay of Pigs, this new landing site. When the analysts were looking at the photos, they said, oh, all this like dark colored stuff, like in the shallows off of the coast, about a hundred yards off the coast or a hundred meters. That's just a seaweed bed. So we don't need to worry about that. Well, when they finally staged this invasion, Chuck,
Starting point is 00:38:06 they found that that was not the case at all, that the seaweed was actually coral. And these transport ships ran aground on coral because the CIA botched that so badly. And I feel like we might have gotten a little ahead of ourselves, because I've put the people in the Bay of Pigs now and we should back up a little bit. I think we should take a break
Starting point is 00:38:27 and then we should launch the invasion day of, what do you think? Sounds good. On the podcast, Hey Dude, the 90s called David Lasher and Christine Taylor, stars of the cult classic show, Hey Dude, bring you back to the days of slip dresses and choker necklaces.
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Starting point is 00:41:45 Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Learning stuff with Joshua and Charles, stuff you should know. All right, so Chuck, it's the day of the invasion. They launch Brigade 2506 and remember the whole thing, the whole point of this is that the US is not supposed to be clearly involved. So they have to do this at night like Kennedy requested to get the American ships out of there.
Starting point is 00:42:19 So you've got American supply ships holding supplies for this amphibious force of Cubans, Brigade 2506. And they're starting to run aground on the coral reef. And that was just the first of many, many problems that they ran into that day. Yeah, I mean, coral is not the kind of thing, you know, 100 yards out from the beach head that you can deal with very easily.
Starting point is 00:42:40 It's like, it's not like they were like, all right, we'll just walk on this razor sharp coral and get everything in there. Everything's getting wet. All this radio equipment is, and these weapons are getting waterlogged and drowned out. A lot of it was inoperable by the time they finally got to the beach.
Starting point is 00:42:56 So it was just, the whole thing had gone sideways at this point. Yeah, like, like before, literally before dawn, the whole thing had gone sideways. That's right. And by the time dawn breaks, Castro knows what's going on. He knows that the Bay of Pigs has had a beach head landing. Well, not quite a coral landing.
Starting point is 00:43:18 And that they were still unloading stuff and struggling to get their stuff onto the beach when the Air Force gets there, Castro's Air Force. And they've opened fire on a supply ship named the Houston and killed about 12 men. And everyone else got back in the water. I love here that Dave says shark infested waters. It's always shark infested.
Starting point is 00:43:40 Right. I'm not sure. It's never like sparsely populated with like water. Yeah, like a few sharks here and there. It's always infested. They're everywhere. Right. Can't pull a shark's waters.
Starting point is 00:43:49 So more of these planes start coming in. And the Rio Escondido, which was the biggest supply ship they had, had tons of explosives, tons of airplane fuel. It was just a big bomb waiting to go off. And that's exactly what happened. Took a direct hit from a bomb and just exploded. Like this is the big scene in the movie, I guess, where the rock is on the beach saying like,
Starting point is 00:44:15 can you believe that, bro? Right. I see him saying Wolverines. Yeah, but with a Cuban accent. El Wolverines. Although he said, they say what it is, remember, there's Cubans in Red Dawn. Oh, that's true.
Starting point is 00:44:34 It was Cuba, wasn't it? Yeah. And they said what Wolverine was in Spanish, but I can't remember. But I guarantee a few of our listeners will let us know, Chuck. Well, the CIA at this point realizes what's going on and says, all right, the supply ships need to get out of there and get into international waters stat.
Starting point is 00:44:52 And it's, they didn't pull the troops, but it's basically a retreat at this point. Yeah, and so the Cubans realized this and like at least one of them, Pepe San Roman, said like he got on the radio to a CIA handler, he said, do not desert us. And the CIA said, oh, we're not, we're not. We just forgot something back in the United States.
Starting point is 00:45:14 We gotta go get it. We'll be right back. And they just kept backing off into international waters and they definitely deserted these Cuban dissidents who had been landed on the beach. That was, so like the Cubans are trapped there and they fought. Like their whole thing was to just hold the beach
Starting point is 00:45:35 and then wait for this revolution to spark by their presence. And they actually did, they held that beach for like two days despite the fact that Castro sent everything he had at these guys, but they still managed to hold the beach for a while and during this time while they were holding it, the military brass and the CIA went to Kennedy and they said, look, these guys are getting slaughtered.
Starting point is 00:46:03 We need to provide some bombing cover. So we've got these bombers. Remember how you cut the number of bombers in that first airstrike by half? Well, we've got some other ones. Let's get them out there and we'll just have to also provide some air cover from some fighter jets.
Starting point is 00:46:20 So they did. Kennedy finally relented and said, okay, but just as with everything that's possibly gone wrong with this had so far, it's going to continue with this bombing rate because the bombers took off from Nicaragua, from the base in Nicaragua and the air cover that was supposed to meet up with them was not ready
Starting point is 00:46:41 because they apparently miscalculated. They didn't take into account the time zone difference between Nicaragua and Cuba. No one's exactly sure what happened, but they showed up an hour early and just cruised on by over to Cuba and started getting shot down. Yeah, everything I saw said time zone.
Starting point is 00:46:59 Okay, I saw that too, but the thing is it doesn't make sense. If they were an hour behind, then wouldn't they have been an hour late rather than an hour early? That's what I saw. Well, I just saw time zone error. So it could have been a big time error.
Starting point is 00:47:16 But whatever it was, they showed up an hour, basically an hour early and they got shot down. But the problem that I saw with that in particular, Chuck, was these were not Brigade 2506 pilots. They were Alabama Air National Guard pilots, straight up Americans who were flying a bombing mission over Cuba now at this point in this botched Bay of Pigs invasion.
Starting point is 00:47:38 And they got shot down, were killed and captured. Their bodies were captured by Castro who basically paraded them around Cuba for the international press saying, this is an American, look, the Americans are bombing. And America denied, they denied ordering or having these Americans bomb Cuba until the 90s. It was a real disgrace for America's government for decades.
Starting point is 00:48:06 Yeah, Castro recovered the body of Captain Thomas Willard Ray and the only reason it came out was because it was declassified in the 90s. Which time the sea, his body, by the way, was returned to his family by Cuba in 1979. And then when it was declassified in the 90s, Ray was awarded the CIA's highest honor of the intelligence star,
Starting point is 00:48:31 which is just almost even more shameful to kind of just slap an award on this guy that you denied even sending him to his death for however many decades. So it was a real, one of the more shameful moments in US political and military history. Yeah, because they went for decades saying, no, this guy just went rogue.
Starting point is 00:48:54 He went rogue and his family was like, he did not do that, stop lying. And they finally did after years. But yeah, it was a big black eye on America for sure. But even before that, the whole Bay of Pigs fiasco was a black eye on America and the Kennedy administration because by the time the battle was over at the Bay of Pigs, I think 114 people had died
Starting point is 00:49:28 among the brigade members and Americans. But the rest, more than a thousand, were captured and kept alive. And eventually, I think they were kept for a few years, but they weren't executed. Everybody just expected Castro to execute them all publicly and he didn't. Instead, he decided to keep them
Starting point is 00:49:47 as basically political pawns, didn't he? Yeah, they kept them for 20 months, 1113 men. And eventually, they start negotiating for a trade through an American attorney, James B. Donovan. And initially, Castro said, I tell you what, I'll give them in back for 500 tractors. And I guess somebody on the Cuban side said, that's not enough, man.
Starting point is 00:50:16 They're really, really rich. And he said, all right, how about $28 million? And then someone said, that's still not enough. We can take them for a lot more. They eventually settled on $53 million in food and medical aid, which was raised by private and corporate donations. And they made that swap.
Starting point is 00:50:36 And I think Che Guevara, who was Castro's sort of right-hand man at the time, thanked the United States very publicly and said, you know what, because of this trade, because of all this money and aid and food, you have equaled the playing ground here and now we are America's equal. We are not in a grieve little country any longer.
Starting point is 00:50:55 And that was a big, big deal. That was an influx of cash and food and medicine that Cuba really needed at the time. So it was, it's like injury on, or insult on top of injury after this, basically. Yeah, and not only that, the attack, the fact that Castro offended off the attack, and then the fact that Castro negotiated
Starting point is 00:51:19 another $53 million in aid from the attack, helped Castro really solidify his power there. So like, he might have been shaky at some point before the Bay of Pigs, he was not afterward. He was a beloved leader who showed that he could and would defend Cuba. It also drove him toward Khrushchev. If he had been on the fence about it before,
Starting point is 00:51:44 he went full-throated, buddy with the Soviets afterward. And then also on our side, just the huge, again, Black Eye gave America internationally on the world stage, but also the Kennedy administration just looked like fools and also weasels. It drove JFK and his brother, Bobby Kennedy, to find another way to show that they were tough on communism, and a lot of people point to us
Starting point is 00:52:14 going into Vietnam, looking at Vietnam as the next place to stand up to communism, that that came directly from the failure of the Bay of Pigs invasion. That's right. Lesson not learned. No, not at all. So that's it for the Bay of Pigs.
Starting point is 00:52:30 There's a lot more to it. It was one of the more chronicled episodes in American history. So if you like this, well, go read more about it. And since I said read more about it, I think Chuck, it's time for Listener Mail. I'm gonna call this you, me, and LSD. Hey guys, I'd like to thank you both
Starting point is 00:52:51 for bringing such great entertainment to my ears. I've been listening only for a few months, but I'm able to listen to several episodes a day while I work. So over the last couple of weeks, guys, I've been sort of messing around with micro dosing LSD in magic mushrooms, and it has been years since my last full blown LSD trip.
Starting point is 00:53:10 Well, last weekend, I decided I wanted to take a full amount of LSD, see where it took me. Oftentimes, there's an overwhelming feeling in the body just before the psychoactive part takes place for me, which sort of allows you, or allows me to gauge how the trip is going to go. Well, this particular time, the feeling in my body told me that I was going to have a bad time
Starting point is 00:53:30 and lose my ability to govern where my thoughts meander. So I put on an episode of Stuff You Should Know, and listen to you both talk about Schoolhouse Rock, which included the interview with Bob Nistanovich from Pavement, which was wonderful. Listening to you both talk really helped guide me through the initial peak of my LSD trip,
Starting point is 00:53:49 which set the tone for the rest of my day, and it turned out great. You were both so level headed and kind in spirit, and I just want to say thank you all, Caps, for being who you are. You're truly both role models for me, and the more I listen to you, the better human I become. So once again, thanks.
Starting point is 00:54:05 And that is from Mike Artinian. That's really amazing, Mike. Thanks for that. I feel like, Chuck, when we were recording that, we kept saying to one another during the ad break, like, wow, people are going to love tripping on this one. I think so. And I even asked Mike, I said, you know,
Starting point is 00:54:20 I could not read your name, and he went, now, man, read it. Read it and weep. That's right. Well, thanks again, Mike. That's pretty great. Glad that you came back down. And if you want to be like Mike and send us an email,
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