Stuff You Should Know - The Tylenol Murders, Part I

Episode Date: May 28, 2019

On one terrible day in Chicago in 1982, seven people died suddenly and mysteriously. In just a matter of hours, it becomes clear, someone has poisoned bottles of Extra-Strength Tylenol, one of the mos...t trusted and widely-used products in America. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 On the podcast, Hey Dude, the 90s called, David Lasher and Christine Taylor, stars of the cult classic show, Hey Dude, bring you back to the days of slip dresses and choker necklaces. We're gonna use Hey Dude as our jumping off point, but we are going to unpack and dive back into the decade of the 90s.
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Starting point is 00:00:57 Listen to Frosted Tips with Lance Bass on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hey friends, before we get going, we are super excited to announce our 2019 live tour. Yes, we're still live, and we're gonna come prop ourselves up on stage in front of you in cities around the country and Canada.
Starting point is 00:01:18 That's right, everyone, tickets go on sale this Friday at 10 a.m., your local time, wherever these cities are, and we're gonna kick things off in the great city of Chicago. Yeah. On July 24th at the Harris Theater, follow the next night at the Danforth Theater in Toronto, Canada on July 25th. Yep, then we're gonna take a month-long nap and wake up,
Starting point is 00:01:39 and on Thursday, August 29th, we're gonna take ourselves to Boston Mass at our beloved Wilbur Theater. The next night, we're going to a new city, first time ever in Portland, Maine at the State Theater. I'm so excited about that one. Me too, and then Chuck, we're gonna take a nap for another full month. Wake up again, dust ourselves off,
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Starting point is 00:02:42 a production of I Heart Radio's How Stuff Works. ["How Stuff Works"] Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh, there's Chuck, there's Josh. Not me twice. There's Chuck. Guest producer Josh is back in the house. Yeah, and there's little Chuck in your pocket. Remember Little Elvis?
Starting point is 00:03:03 I was just about to say that. You got that right, Tanya E. Oh, man, what a great sketch. It really was, that was Nicholas Cage, wasn't it? Yeah, man. Did you ever see Mandy? Yes, it was terrible, I don't care what anybody else says. Did you hate it?
Starting point is 00:03:17 It was a terrible, terrible movie. Yeah, Nolan and I talked about it on Movie Crush. He's seen it like four times. Thinks it's the best thing ever. Come on, Nolan. And he was like, people love it or hate it. Now it's like, actually, I was kind of in the middle. Were you really?
Starting point is 00:03:30 Yeah, I mean, I told him young Chuck, like 22-year-old college Chuck, would have probably liked it a lot more. But today, Chuck was kind of like, eh, I get it. Like, sure. Sure. Parts of it were fine. Sure.
Starting point is 00:03:43 To me, spending an hour doing character development, but not successfully making you care about the characters, just really irked me. Wow, you had structural issues. Yeah. That was really the big thing. I also thought Linus Roach was very, very odd for casting, but the main bad guy that called later.
Starting point is 00:04:04 That was weird. Very weird. I don't even know him, but I just. He's from Law and Order and like some other stuff. You gotta get into Law and Order to see how much you're missing out on. That's becoming a bit. So,
Starting point is 00:04:16 did we start recording yet? I think so. Oh, I already welcomed everybody to the podcast. That's right. So Chuck, we are, this is some true crime stuff we're getting into here. That's right. But I feel like we need to set the tone, right?
Starting point is 00:04:32 Because this didn't happen just yesterday. This happened way back in 1982 in Chicago, Illinois. And I remember this, even though I was like six at the time. It was one of my favorite years. Because of this? No. No. The opposite of that, right?
Starting point is 00:04:48 Mainly because of movies. What was so great about 1982? Look it up, man. Well, I was kind of hoping you had. E.T., Blade Runner. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay, yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Some of the best movies. Do you know I didn't see Blade Runner until I was 40? That's not true. Yes, it is. Oh, really? Yes. The original. The original Blade Runner.
Starting point is 00:05:09 Huh, did you like it? Yeah, it was good. I liked the second one, too. You like, but they spent way too much time on characters. Yeah, and I just did a little poking around about 1982. And it was a good year for an 11-year-old, but it was an uneasy time in America.
Starting point is 00:05:27 Why? Well, for a bunch of awful things happened that year. And I don't know if it was any more or less than other years, but Air Flight 90 crashed into the Potomac River. Remember that? No. In Washington, D.C., the plane crashed in the river.
Starting point is 00:05:41 Didn't it hit a bridge? Maybe, but there was like a daring icy river rescue. Oh, really? Yeah, 78 people died, though. That same day, a metro train in D.C. derailed, killed three people. Wow, jeez. February was when Wayne Williams was convicted.
Starting point is 00:05:59 Gotcha. And that was just the end of a lot of unease, you know, for years. Yeah. Klaus Van Bulaw was found guilty of attempted murder of his wife in March. I didn't make it to the end of Reversal of Fortune, so I honestly didn't know what happened to Klaus.
Starting point is 00:06:16 Guilty. Okay. In June was the murder of Vincent Chen, who was a Chinese American who was beaten to death by two men in Michigan thinking he was a Japanese and they were like stealing his, their auto work. Oh my God. I know, right?
Starting point is 00:06:35 And then July 9th, Pan Am flight 759 goes down and Louisiana kills all 146 people on board, plus eight more on the ground. And then in September, early September was when, I know man, remember planes used to just crash a lot. Yeah, that never happens now. Not as much, but yeah, weird that we're recording this in the midst of more plane crashes.
Starting point is 00:06:59 And then early September was when that paper boy in Iowa was kidnapped and never seen again. Johnny Gosh. No, I don't know that one. That was a big deal too, because it was, you know, the paper boy and there was this false story about a pedophile ring from politicians and that turned out to not to be true,
Starting point is 00:07:19 but he was never found again. So basically everything that's going on today is just a rehash of 1982, it sounds like. I just remember being about that age and they're just the nightly news, sort of just being a horror show and not politically speaking, like real bad incidences occurring.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Plane crash, like just about at any age, like that'll bring you down if you see that on the news for sure. Yeah. Because, you know, when you get on a plane, you think, maybe this plane will go down while I'm on it and that would be terrible. Although I wasn't flying at 11.
Starting point is 00:07:53 So all of those things you just mentioned, sweep them totally off the table, because come the end of September of that year, nothing else mattered, but what we're about to talk about now. That's right. Nothing. Nothing came close to taking over the national psyche,
Starting point is 00:08:14 like the deaths of seven people, beginning on September 29th, 1982 in Chicago, Illinois. Yeah. And one of the articles I read about this, I mean, are we trying to keep it a secret? It's a show title, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think they're going to have to figure it out. So yeah, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:08:33 The Tylenol murders? Yeah. Okay. You're like, oh, no, no. But that comes up in part two. Oh yeah. This is a two-parter as well. So buckle in everybody. So I was doing some research, though, and I saw one article that said something about, you know,
Starting point is 00:08:49 the first domestic terror incident in the United States that nobody's ever heard of. It was like, what? Who hasn't heard of this? A millennial wrote that headline. Well, I have to say, Josh on the way in here. Yeah. I told him Tylenol murders and he went, huh? He goes, what's a Tylenol?
Starting point is 00:09:05 You old codger. We should probably say what Tylenol is, huh? Oh, okay. Yeah. I guess just in case you are a millennial and you've never heard of Tylenol, but Tylenol was and still is an over-the-counter pain reliever. It's like you have aches and pains. And apparently what's crazy,
Starting point is 00:09:23 people would take Tylenol, whatever was wrong with them. Right. Because now you can go get like, you know, Aspirin and... You could get Aspirin back there, too. And a leave, there was no leave back then. That was a 90s drug. There's way more over-the-counter pain relievers
Starting point is 00:09:39 now than there were back then. Back then, Tylenol was basically it. Yeah. It's acetaminophen, which is different than Aspirin. And I think a lot of people just think those are interchangeable. Right. The reason I believe Tylenol became so big
Starting point is 00:09:54 is because Aspirin upsets a lot of people's stomachs. Right. Tylenol does not or it's not supposed to. And that's why it came out of nowhere and just took over the Aspirin market. I think by 1982, Tylenol had 37% of the market. It's pretty good. Cornered.
Starting point is 00:10:12 Yeah. Yeah. Almost half. Especially since like some of the other like Aspirin's have been around since, you know, 19th century. Right. So it makes sense then, that when a little girl named Mary Ann Kellerman
Starting point is 00:10:26 complained that she had a sore throat and wasn't feeling too good at like 7 a.m. on Wednesday, September 29th, 1982, her parents said, just take an extra strength Tylenol and go back to bed. Man. For a sore throat.
Starting point is 00:10:40 Imagine the guilt. Oh no. These parents feel. Well, don't blow it. We haven't said what happens to Mary Ann Kellerman yet. I think everybody knows. Yeah, she got up, set him sick. He said, take this.
Starting point is 00:10:52 The father said he heard her going to the bathroom and close the door. Then heard something drop and went to the door saying, are you okay? You're okay. No answer. Open the door and there she is on the floor taken to the hospital, but died very quickly.
Starting point is 00:11:09 Yeah. Probably was dead when she went to the hospital. It was pronounced there. And she, they suspected, this is just a little 12 year old girl of middle school. Girl went to Jane Addams middle school. They think she died of a stroke. That's what they thought happened to her.
Starting point is 00:11:26 They were just so baffled that they're like, I do have been a stroke that's the only thing that can come on like this. Yeah. So that's seven a, just the day is just beginning and one atrocity has already happened. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:38 This is a very bad day in the history of Chicago, September 29th, 1982. Yeah, absolutely. And it started early. Adam Janus who will detail his story, but put a pin in this one too, because he figures in even more prominently in a minute. But a little bit later that same morning,
Starting point is 00:11:58 this gentleman Adam Janus, he's 27 years old and lived in Arlington Heights, another Chicago suburb. And he died. And they think that this is a heart attack. He complained of chest pains after he had driven his daughter's neighbor home from school, said I'm gonna take the day off,
Starting point is 00:12:18 comes home, eats a little lunch, takes two extra strength Tylenol that he bought from a local drug store, collapses in front of his wife and by a few minutes later when the paramedics arrive, he was dead. Right. And again, like you said, they said heart attack
Starting point is 00:12:34 because he'd been complaining of chest pains, which had nothing to do with it. But just like Marianne Kellerman took an extra strength Tylenol for a sore throat, he took some extra strength Tylenol for some chest pains. This is just what people did back then. Yeah, and that's what complicated it a little bit at first was that if you take the Tylenol,
Starting point is 00:12:50 it means you felt bad already. So obviously, they're gonna be saying, like, wait a minute, chest pains or sore throat, like, how does that figure in? Yeah. And it didn't. Plus also, what made this even more baffling is that Marianne Kellerman was 12 and healthy,
Starting point is 00:13:04 Adam Janus was 27 and healthy, and all of a sudden they just dropped that. People don't just drop dead. No matter what you see on TV or in the movies or whatever, dropping dead inexplicably is a really bizarre thing when you're a healthy person. It just doesn't happen. Next, we have Mary Reiner.
Starting point is 00:13:23 Same day. Same day, this is still all on the same day. She's 27 years old. She's feeling a little dizzy. She had just come home from the hospital after having given birth to her fourth kid a couple of days before. Super, super sad, all of these are obviously,
Starting point is 00:13:41 but being just a brand new mom for the fourth time is just so tragic. Then by 345, she was so ill, she was rushed back to the hospital and again, died very, very quickly. Yeah, and like Adam Janus collapsed in front of his wife. She collapsed in front of her young eight-year-old daughter, one of her children, Sar,
Starting point is 00:14:01 and yeah, when she was taken to the hospital, they pronounced her dead as well. This is mid-afternoon. Mary McFarland was up next. She was over in the suburb of Lombard, and she worked at an Illinois Bell Phone Center, where do you remember you'd go get your phone, like the rotary phone,
Starting point is 00:14:23 you'd actually lease your phone? I wasn't involved in that process, but we had them in our home. Okay, well, your parents went to a place. I never knew that. I figured they just bought that stuff. No, there was like a store where you would go. It's like the phone company's retail store,
Starting point is 00:14:38 and you would go and be like that pink one. It's like smartphones today. Kind of. Same model. Kind of, yeah, I guess so, but this was with a big clunky rotary phone, and you had to pay extra for the extra long court. Well, Mary McFarland worked in one of these stores,
Starting point is 00:14:53 and at about four o'clock at the Illinois Bell Phone Center, she had a massive headache that just came on out of nowhere, and she went in back and got some extra shrink Tylenol out of her purse, took a couple of them, and within minutes, collapsed in the store. Yeah, she was young as well. She was 31 years old, mother of two. And then, remember, I was talking about Adam Janus
Starting point is 00:15:16 a few minutes ago, his family goes to the hospital. Obviously, everyone converges there. He passes away, and so the family makes their way home to begin mourning and just sort of trying to reconcile what had just happened. His brother Stanley, he was only 25, and then his wife, Teresa, who was only 19, are both just overcome and worn out and have headaches.
Starting point is 00:15:41 So they're at Adam's house. They go to his medicine cabinet, get out the Tylenol that he took, completely unknowingly, obviously. And Stanley hits the ground, foam comes from his mouth. His eyes roll back in his head. Everyone's freaking out, and a few minutes later, his wife collapses, and they call the ambulance
Starting point is 00:16:04 by the time the ambulances get there. I think Stanley died that day, and Teresa somehow managed to live a couple of days. Yeah, she hung on, and I don't know if her dose was lesser or what, but she survived for a couple of days after that. Yeah, I mean, my guess is that there just wasn't as much cyanide in the capsule she took.
Starting point is 00:16:25 Right. Did I just give something else away? Yeah, you did. But so Stanley took his Tylenol first, and then Teresa's occurs, and one of the paramedics noted, Teresa was the one that called the ambulance out to come out for Stanley,
Starting point is 00:16:39 and when they get there, they're both on the ground, and they're like, what's going on? And one of the paramedics said, everything that was happening to the guy happened to the woman like a couple minutes later. Right. Like she was just following him through this process of basically systemic organ failure.
Starting point is 00:16:54 And this is the same day that his brother had passed away? Yep, this is about five, six hours after Adam Janis had died. Then finally, I know this is all tough to go through everyone, and we almost selected this as our next live show. I'm really glad we did. It's probably a good idea. Because I mean,
Starting point is 00:17:13 can you imagine trying to liven this up with some jokes? I thought at the time, I was like, no, we can do that. But yeah, the more I got into it, I was like, yeah, this is probably not good live material. Right. We should have a rule of thumb that any story that begins with the death of a 12-year-old girl is not live show material.
Starting point is 00:17:30 I think you're right. So finally, we have Paula Prince, Paula Jean Prince. This is a couple of days later. This is not the same day. This is on Friday evening. She was a 35-year-old flight attendant, and she was found dead in her apartment after police responded for a welfare check
Starting point is 00:17:48 that her sister called in saying, hey, you know, I know she's a flight attendant and all, but no one knows where she is. Can you go check on her? A welfare checkup. And they finally found her and she was gone. Yes. Very, very sad.
Starting point is 00:18:00 She was found in her bathroom with a bottle of extra-shrinked Tylenol still open on the counter. And she, they looked into her receipts and found that she had purchased it on Wednesday, September 29th. That's right. So at the end of this very short span of time
Starting point is 00:18:19 in the Chicago area, we have seven people dead. And I feel like that's a good time to take a message break. Yeah? Yeah. All right. Let's go. Hey, dude. The 90s called David Lashor and Christine Taylor
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Starting point is 00:20:38 app, Apple podcast, or wherever you listen to podcasts. OK, Chuck. So you said cyanide, how did you know that? Because I was 11 years old and I watched the nightly news like all 11-year-olds did. You just called it, right? Just me and Broca, Dan rather. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:58 Couple. Yep. Who else? That was it. People. People. People. People.
Starting point is 00:21:04 People. People. People. People. People. Who else? That was it. Peter Jennings.
Starting point is 00:21:13 He came a little later, but sure. Was he? Yeah. Yeah, he came after somebody. Well, I mean, Cronkite wasn't still around. Was he or was he? I don't know. I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:21:23 I was kind of into the news as a kid a little bit. Well, yeah. I mean, that was where you got your news back then. Yeah, you would watch the evening news. It's very strange to think about now. Right. With the up-to-the-minute news cycle. Oh, yeah, I know how much more innocent things were back then.
Starting point is 00:21:39 I know. So, remove yourself from the benefit of hindsight or the benefit of Dan Rather's insight. And put yourself in the shoes of the people in Chicago. Right? Yeah. These are five. These are seven different deaths. I think from five different townships in the greater Chicago area, including Chicago,
Starting point is 00:22:01 for instance, the last person to die lived in Chicago. These people aren't talking. These people have no idea what's going on. It's just that there were five, seven separate baffling deaths. You keep saying five. You want fewer people to be dead. Yeah, I do. That's good.
Starting point is 00:22:19 My wishes aren't working though. It just so happens that the ambulance, the paramedics that showed up to attend to Mary Ann Kellerman, the first girl to die, they were just logging everything because it was such a baffling thing and they logged her Tylenol. Yeah, logged as in collected. Right. Yeah. Took it as evidence to maybe look into who knows.
Starting point is 00:22:42 Sure. But they took the extra shrink Tylenol that she had taken, not thinking anything of it, but just basically throwing anything at the wall to see what's stuck. Yeah, I'm sure the dad was like, you know, she went in, took some Tylenol and dropped dead. Right. So, it probably made sense even though it's just Tylenol to say like, well, hey, let's at least take this in.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Yes. And that Tylenol... Thankfully. Right. Because that bottle of Tylenol made its way into the hands of a medical examiner whose name was... Michael Schaefer. And Michael Schaefer tested the Tylenol and it was rather surprised to find that some
Starting point is 00:23:16 of the capsules had not Tylenol in it, but 65 milligrams of potassium cyanide. Yeah. And it takes about 50 milligrams to kill a healthy adult. Yeah. I mean, some of them... I don't think they were all exactly the same, but some of them had been completely emptied of any acetaminophen and completely filled with cyanide. With cyanide, right?
Starting point is 00:23:39 Yeah. I mean, it was someone intent on for sure killing people. Yes. Because cyanide is no joke. No. It's a really, really small molecule and it normally attaches to metals outside of the body, which is why you have...minerals, I guess, which is why you have potassium cyanide. Right.
Starting point is 00:23:59 When it goes into the body, when you ingest it, however you ingest it, whether it's from a Tylenol capsule or breathing cyanide gas like they used to use to execute people with. Yeah. They stopped using it for executions because it was such a brutal death. Yeah. It's a very cruel, painful way to die. In the body, it detaches from its mineral or metal and it attaches to a protein in the body called cytochrome C oxidase, which doesn't sound like it could be a big problem, but
Starting point is 00:24:29 it turns out that that's about the worst protein that cyanide could attach itself to because we really need cytochrome C oxidase to breathe. Yeah. Basically, I mean, this sounds like such a cruel thing because it's just rapid cell death and it's not like your throat closes up and you can't breathe. You're inhaling oxygen and you are technically taking breaths, but the oxygen is not getting in the cells. No, it's not because that cytochrome C oxidase is what helps transport the oxygen and allows
Starting point is 00:25:07 the oxygen to be used for energy. So if the potassium is clinging to it, the oxygen can't. It just stays in the bloodstream and it doesn't get used by the cells. Since your central nervous system is the most oxygen-hungry system in your entire body, it does a lot of work. It starts to shut down first and when your brain and your spinal cord start shutting down, all sorts of things happen. Your lungs start shutting down.
Starting point is 00:25:31 Your heart, God bless it, keeps beating for minutes after the rest of your body is shut down. It can. So you're not technically dead. They're not sure exactly how long the pain and excruciation of dying from cyanide lasts, but they think you're probably conscious and aware and freaked out for about a minute at least and your heart may continue beating for three or four minutes after that. So it's not a pleasant death at all.
Starting point is 00:25:57 No. I mean, you're gasping for air, you're breathing in air, nothing's happening. Like I said, Stanley Janus, he was foaming at the mouth and his eyes rolled back in his head in front of his family. It's just like, it's awful, like writhing on the floor, gasping for air, you're breathing, but it's not doing anything. It's just, I can't imagine anything more horrifying. Right.
Starting point is 00:26:20 Because your central nervous system is kind of falling out of its, out of control or rhythm. Convulsions are usually a hallmark of cyanide poisoning. And then you turn bright red at the end of it. Yeah. Your skin. A cherry red, they said, because when your body has gotten rid of oxygen to your cells and the oxygen becomes depleted, your skin kind of turns like a rusty brownish red. But because it can't unload that oxygen when you're dead, it stays a bright red and your
Starting point is 00:26:50 skin turns bright red. And then the other real telltale sign is that your breath will smell a bit like almonds. Yeah. I mean, not a bit. I mean, these bottles supposedly were really pungent with bitter almond. And unless you know what that means, then you're probably not clued in, you know? Like I wouldn't have known if I opened a bottle of Tylenol and it smelled like bitter almond. I'd probably be like, huh, it's a nice smell actually.
Starting point is 00:27:16 Yeah. I like this Tylenol. Yeah. I guess they have a new almond flavor. Awful. So Michael Schaefer, that medical examiner has just realized that this little girl has been poisoned, but he knows nothing about these other deaths. There's nothing like that.
Starting point is 00:27:33 It's not entirely clear how everything became connected or who connected it. But what I find just particularly astonishing is that within just a few hours, by that evening, by the evening of September 29th, people were saying there's something up with the Tylenol and these mysterious deaths that have been going on all around Chicago. Yeah. I mean, we'll get into the the dragnet they cast, but within a few days they had kind of solved everything, but who did it and how it may have happened? Who done it?
Starting point is 00:28:07 Who done it? Right. So, yeah, very quickly they figured out the Tylenol and there are a couple of different stories on, like you said, on who was the first person to point this out. One story is that a reporter for the City News Bureau in Chicago was doing the reporter thing and then doing some deep diving and investigating and called up a deputy coroner and said, hey, I think this is what's happening. They told the police.
Starting point is 00:28:32 Another story is that two people who didn't know each other kind of came together independently to let people know. One was a fire captain named Philip Capatelli. I knew it. I knew you were going to do that. There was like a 90% chance. You know why? Because we got a lot of support from people that wrote in saying, I'm Italian and I love
Starting point is 00:28:53 it. Keep doing it. Right. And only one guy who hated it. But ironically, it was fire captain Philip Capatelli who had written in and said no. So here was his deal, his mother-in-law was friends with Mary Kellerman, the victim's mother. Yeah, the first little girl.
Starting point is 00:29:13 And she said, hey, would you mind looking into this because I'm friends with this little girl's mom. And it's weird that she dropped dead at age 12. And he's a fire captain and they're all connected to the police and to the medical community. Everybody knows you want something done, ask a fire captain. I would. Sure. Because they'll bust into the room with an axe and get everybody's attention.
Starting point is 00:29:36 So he's investigating and then there's this, there's a nurse named Helen Jensen. And she, I don't, do you know why she was so into this case? Was she just a do-gooder? No, no, no. She was the public health nurse for Cook County, I believe. Oh, okay. So she had an official designation to investigate. Yes.
Starting point is 00:29:57 Unfortunately, no one would listen to her because this is 1982 and she was a nurse. Even though she was like a public health director, she was still a nurse and people wouldn't listen to her. And she recalled in an oral history I read about this, that she was stomping her feet out of frustration saying like, there's something wrong with the Tylenol, like the Tylenol is behind all this and people wouldn't listen to her. Amazing. So she and Phillip got together and joined forces and I guess were able to convince everybody
Starting point is 00:30:29 that no, there's something wrong with the Tylenol. And by this time, people started talking and the idea that Michael Schaefer had identified Tylenol, I don't know if it was the same day or the day after or something like that. But all this is within a span of 36, 48 hours tops that all of this is going on that the dots are being connected. Right. So then what follows is Cook County's deputy chief medical examiner, Dr. Edmond Donahue holds a presser.
Starting point is 00:31:01 I've either watched this one or one of the other ones. Like I remember specifically seeing this press conference on the news. Probably saw Jane Burns. That would have been the nationwide one, I guess. Yeah. And I was like, how would that have been nationwide? And then I looked it up. WGN was a super station starting in 1980.
Starting point is 00:31:19 Oh, you know it, man. So everybody saw it because WGN could broadcast nationwide by 1982. I watched Cub's games as a kid just because it was on. Yep. That was it. Like that in Braves Games for all you can see. Yeah, man. So Dr. Donahue has a presser, a local presser.
Starting point is 00:31:38 Of course, there is panic initially. Yeah. He scares the S out of everybody because he comes out of nowhere and says, stop taking the Tylenol. Oh, yeah. Sure. And so anyone, I mean, imagine how many people in Chicago had taken Tylenol within two hours of that press conference and are thinking, like, should I go to the hospital?
Starting point is 00:31:59 Right. And as a matter of fact, the poison control lines for basically in every city where somebody saw this started to light up right after that and people were like, I just took Tylenol. Am I okay? Or gave my kid. Can you imagine? And what came to be the pat response was, if you are still standing and talking to us, you're probably okay.
Starting point is 00:32:21 Which is sort of a double-edged sword. Right. It's like, don't worry, you die super fast. Right. Kind of. So just relax. So just hold the line for five minutes and then I'm going to come back and check on you and if you're still talking, you're fine.
Starting point is 00:32:33 Oh, man. All right. So then the Chicago mayor's office gets involved. Like you said, Mayor Jane Byrne, she gets, says, you know, print a bunch of flyers, print them in a bunch of languages. Maybe on Goldenrod and Cornflower Blue. Sure. Why not?
Starting point is 00:32:49 Really catch people's attention. She had police drive through with loudspeakers on their car, literally saying, like, don't take Tylenol. Re-enacting that scene from the Blues Brothers where they're driving. I was thinking Slacker. That's funny. Two different movies. But do you remember they're driving through in the police car with the loudspeaker talking
Starting point is 00:33:09 about their show? Yeah. Same as Slacker. I don't. I guess I didn't make it to the end of Slacker either. It was in the middle-ish. It was no days in confused, huh? Just different movies.
Starting point is 00:33:22 So they're posting flyers, cops are driving around, blaring it through neighborhoods, and then she has a press conference. She has all Tylenol removed from the Chicago area. She calls for it. Well, sure. She didn't go around with her basket. Right. I'm not 100% clear if she was actually able to demand that the Tylenol be removed.
Starting point is 00:33:47 I think she was more warning. Yeah. I mean, I doubt if there was any law she could invoke. I wonder though. Seems like you would want something like that. I would imagine. Yeah. We'll talk about that later.
Starting point is 00:33:58 Okay. So the TV and the radio, obviously everyone picks this up, not just in Chicago or the United States. It goes worldwide. Yeah. And there's people in Europe and Asia pulling Tylenol off the shelves. Yeah. So this is a big deal.
Starting point is 00:34:14 And there was a lot of attention lavished on this. There was a poll that was taken the next month in October that found that 90 percent, and this was in cities all over the country, that found that 90% of respondents were aware of this Tylenol poisoning story. Some press agency, like a news clipping service, said that the number of stories dedicated to it were second only to the number of stories dedicated to the assassination of JFK. That's how big this story became overnight. And again, one of the reasons why is because everybody took Tylenol for everything all
Starting point is 00:34:56 the time. That's just what you did. It was just something everyone took. And that same product was now killing people. So the most chilling part of all of this to me, and this is all chilling, may be the copycat stuff. Because almost immediately copycat incidences started popping up all over the country. There were 270 reports of product tampering in the month after 36 were, quote, hardcore
Starting point is 00:35:26 true tamperings, and that's what's the most chilling to me is like, there were that many people, at least 36, let's go in the low end, 36 people across the country that wanted to kill people and just saw an idea and were like, oh, that's what I'll do now. I should have thought of that myself. I mean, that's scary, man. Yeah. What's scary but also infuriating is that there's such terrible self-starters that they had to be a copycat murderer in that.
Starting point is 00:35:57 You know what I'm saying? Sure. Like it's bad enough that they're trying to kill somebody, randomly kill somebody, anonymously kill somebody. They didn't even think of it themselves. I know. That is a pathetic murderer right there. It's pretty pathetic.
Starting point is 00:36:09 Put my foot down. Excedrin, extra strength, excedrin capsules were found poisoned with mercuric chloride. And that almost killed a man in Colorado. His name was William Sinkovich and he had liver and kidney failure, but he did survive. This one gets me. More than one person thought, oh, well, you know, people spray and drop things in their eyes and nose. I'll put acid in there.
Starting point is 00:36:38 So tampered synex and tampered vizine both turned up after they had burned people with acid. Chemical burn up your nose. Unbelievable. Yeah. That's a bad one. It's also on the list of things being tampered with, orange juice, chocolate milk, berry high profile incident with ballpark hot dogs.
Starting point is 00:36:57 Yeah. They pulled a million pounds of wieners off the shelves. And ran them through a metal detector. Yeah. Because this was a scare, all of the, you know, the old urban legend of razor blades and Halloween candy. Did they actually find pins and needles and things for sure? Yes.
Starting point is 00:37:15 Yes. Okay. Because I thought that had literally never happened. And it was an urban legend that became true. Okay. But nothing in the wieners. No. Some boys, I think in Detroit, claimed to have found razor blades in their ballpark wieners.
Starting point is 00:37:28 And like you said, a million pounds were recalled. And then the boys were like, wow, we were just kidding. Wow. Yeah. Unbelievable. And ballpark, we'll talk about how ballpark was treated after that, but they were put on shoulders and carried around for how great they handled everything. And you know, there were a lot of hoaxes, there were a lot of tips called in about other
Starting point is 00:37:50 tampering. And it had a really like it, if the purpose of this was to induce panic and fear and terror, then it absolutely worked. Absolutely. Should we take another break? I think so, man. We're going to come back and talk about the investigation. On the podcast, Hey Dude, the 90s called David Lasher and Christine Taylor, stars of the
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Starting point is 00:40:43 Yeah. This one, I mean, it's all over the place. The time wrote about the copycat incidents back in 1982 and they said that the copycats were trying to quote emulate their demonic hero, the still unknown poisoner, their demonic hero. That's what the journalist from time decided to go with. That's funny. I get, I mean, that seems like a very 2019 thing to write.
Starting point is 00:41:09 That's what I'm saying. I feel like we're reverting back to 1982 right now. Are we? I guess so. After that intro of yours, I'm now convinced. So everybody's freaked out. There are whole towns that canceled Halloween because remember this happened like a month before Halloween and everyone was very scared about candy tampering because of the urban
Starting point is 00:41:32 legend. Sure. In some places it turned out to be true, a self-fulfilling prophecy. There were all these hoaxes. There were all these actual true product tampering copycats. People were freaked out and the cops needed to do something. And initially, these seven different deaths in five different towns in the Chicago area were being treated as five different investigations.
Starting point is 00:41:56 That didn't last very long. Within two days, by Friday, by the time Mayor Byrne holds her press conference on WGN, what came to be called the Tylenol Task Force was formed. All five of those investigations got folded into not just local investigations, the FBI, the Illinois State Police. FDA, of course. Yeah. The FDA was involved.
Starting point is 00:42:21 And then the whole thing was led by the Illinois District Attorney's Office, who was the nominal head of the investigation. Yeah. So they figured out pretty quickly that, like I said earlier, they cast their drag net. They come up with about a 50-mile radius of where all this stuff was bought and sold. And go investigate drugstore after drugstore. And they did find more bad Tylenol still sitting on the shelves, thankfully. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:51 I don't want to skimp past that. They found more Tylenol waiting to be bought. That's right. Like just sitting there like, hey, come buy me within two days of these first deaths. That's right. These first murders. We keep calling them deaths. These were murders.
Starting point is 00:43:08 That's right. And they name their case. They're always code names for all these cases. This one ranks pretty low, in my opinion. Timers, T-Y-M-U-R-S, short obviously for Tylenol murderers. At the very least, the S should have been a Z. Timers. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:28 You know? Yeah. Just give it a little flavor. Agreed. So, the cops are, there was some confusion about how this went down because they're trying to figure out, you know, did it happen at the factory? Did it happen after the factory? What's the supply chain like?
Starting point is 00:43:45 That's huge. It's like the crux of the investigation. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Where did the tainting occur? Yeah. So, they found out that all of the containers were from lot number MC2880, which was pushed out in August.
Starting point is 00:43:59 Again, this is the end of September. Yep. In all states east of the Mississippi, plus the Dakotas, Nebraska, and a bit of Wyoming. Just a touch of Wyoming for flavor. That's right. Like the Z. For that Mesquite flavor. Right.
Starting point is 00:44:16 However, they were from different production plants and they were sold in different drug stores. Which is weird. It's tough to wrap your head around that because it's the same lot, but they came from different plants. Right. And now it has also a really weird convoluted distribution network. I think that's every company.
Starting point is 00:44:34 Okay. I have a friend that works in supply chain management and I was like, huh? So supposedly they'll take boxes and open them up and repackage them in smaller boxes and it happens at different companies at different points around the country. Yeah. It's pretty complicated. It is. From a product, from factory to your mouth.
Starting point is 00:44:52 Right. Like what happens to kind of everything. Yeah. Um, I would think simplicity would be safer. Much. You know? Probably not cheaper though. You're probably right.
Starting point is 00:45:03 So what they finally figured out was, here's what we think happened is this stuff was not tainted at the factory. This stuff was not tainted in the supply chain, but this stuff was tainted from the store and then returned back to the store. Right. And then once these pills were sold in different stores, which is a big one because it not only could it have been like part of the factory, it could have been one of the local stores distribution centers where there was somebody messing with it, but since they were sold
Starting point is 00:45:37 in jewel food stores in Walgreens and other places too around the Chicago area, that didn't make any sense. It couldn't have just been like the jewel distribution center. And also because they were coming from different production plants, it really couldn't have been the production plant or the factory where it came from. It had to be, like you said, happening at the stores. Yeah. And there were a lot of initial theories.
Starting point is 00:46:01 You know, was it someone who like a former disgruntled employee of Johnson and Johnson? Was it someone, uh, was it just a serial killer who just picked Tylenol and wanted to randomly kill people? Right. And this is, that's weird. That's a weird idea at the time. Like now it just seems normal. Like, yeah, probably.
Starting point is 00:46:20 That's sad. This, but this was two years before the San Ysidro McDonald's massacre, which is one of the very, one of the next random killings of people who just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. This was kind of the first of that, but it was still so new and remote and alien that that's, that didn't seem like a realistic idea at the time. Yeah. Some of the other ideas they thought, um, maybe this was someone that was targeting a
Starting point is 00:46:49 specific person or people and then randomly poisoned other people to cover their tracks. Uh, one of the weird, um, one of the weird theories that came out later after, and spoiler alert, we now have tamper proof, uh, medicines, I'm sure everyone's noticed. There was one theory that it was someone who had a financial stake in tamper proof technology. Yeah. I saw something like that too. I don't think that there was ever a ton of credence put into that one, but point is there were a lot.
Starting point is 00:47:23 I mean, they were flying blind basically because it was just such an unexpected odd random thing. They were basically coming up with kind of any idea they could think of. But the one that the cops settled on and the one that Johnson and Johnson also settled on too, because they went back and tested samples from lot MC 2880 and found that there was no, no, there was no taining of the, of the lot that their samples were pure. So the cops and Johnson and Johnson both decided they settled on what's called the mad poisoner theory that somebody went around this 50 mile radius in, in the Chicago area, um, in about
Starting point is 00:47:59 seven hours is what the cops calculated it would have taken either bought a bunch of Tylenol and then took it back to their house and poisoned it, repackaged it and then drove around and redistributed it or went from store to store, went in, bought some Tylenol, took it out to the car, poisoned it and then repackaged it and brought it back in. But that it was local and it was specific to Chicago. That was the, the mad poisoner theory. And again, why still no one has any idea why it could have been random. They could have been targeting somebody.
Starting point is 00:48:34 It could have been a disgruntled Johnson and Johnson employee. But the, the main theory for the Tylenol killings of 1982 in Chicago is the mad poisoner theory. Yeah. And do you know how they tested that the rest of that lot? They got a detective, John Pinky McFarland, who had the best drug pinky in all of Illinois. And he went around and dipped that pinky in, touched it to his tongue and said, it's good. He's like, I can't feel my face right now. The guy's a legend.
Starting point is 00:49:03 Yeah. He's, his pinky is, his pinky ring is so significant, he can barely lift his finger. He only lifts it to test drugs. I told you, we'd find some jokes. So by mid-October, this is sort of the, the final bit of part one here. There was another bottle that people that they found, another tainted bottle that was purchased on September 29th. So it fit the bill.
Starting point is 00:49:27 And it was a woman who was feeling bad and went to go get that Tylenol. And her sister was like, no, I've got some buffering right here. Just go ahead and take that. And the lady presumably said, well, I really prefer acetaminophen but I guess I'll take an aspirin. Yeah. Her, her sister-in-law saved her by offering her buffering instead. You believe that?
Starting point is 00:49:48 She was steps away from dropping dead at a family gathering. Unbelievable. Yeah. And that is a good place to stop, huh? Yeah. So that's part one of the Tylenol murders or timers with an S. And we're going to come back with part two after this. If you want to get in touch with us in the meantime, you can go on to stuffyoushouldknow.com
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