Suggestible - Baby It's Cold Outside (the mp3 single)
Episode Date: December 6, 2021For all those wanting a bit of Christmas sparkle in their lives or more importantly for those who need James the Grinch of Christmas to really get them through the misery of the season and our goose w...ith boobs joke wasn't quite adequate. Lots of love Claire xThank you as always to @rawcollings for editing this episode, to the weekly planet posters for the album cover and to Surabhi Pradhan for putting this together. Will it reach Christmas number one Love Actually style? Who knows. Most likely we won't be partying with Elton John in London but then a gal can dream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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I really can't stay.
You've got to do your line.
I've got to go away.
I'm going to get a gun.
This evening has been.
I wish somebody threw me down a well. So very nice.
Time set with you
is paradise. Oh, paradise.
My mother will start to
worry. I'll call the car, tell him to hurry.
My daddy will be facing the
floor.
So really I'd better
scurry. Your driver, his name
is Murray. But maybe just to have
a drink. Oh, we're both adults so he's keeping score. What do you think of driver? His name is Murray. What? But maybe just a half a drink more.
Oh, we're both adults, so he's keeping score.
Why do they have a driver?
I think they should rejoice.
I think they should rejoice.
If I have one more drink.
It's your body of your choice.
Oh, you really know how to cast a spell.
One look at you, and then I fail.
What's your line?
I ought to say no, no, sir.
I don't know where I'm at.
At least I'm going to say that I tried.
You're going to talk about Murray again.
I really can't stay.
I've lost where I'm at today.
Baby, it's cold outside.
Okay, are you ready?
I'm not.
I'm not ready for this.
This is like when you haven't studied for a test in a dream.
And then you wake, and then you're in a class and you're naked.
Simply should go.
And they're like, it's algebra.
Text me when you get home.
Text me when...
I'm supposed to say no.
There's a line in the test.
That's respectable.
Gosh, your lips look delicious.
This welcome has been so bad and warm.
You're really screwing this up.
How am I?
My sister will be suspicious
What?
My brother will be there at the door
What is this about?
My gossipy neighbour's vicious
But maybe just a cigarette more
You know
I've got to get home
I need to buy a cigarette.
I'll put it out of my eye.
Come on.
I'm not doing this.
You've really been grand.
Oh, don't you see?
How long is this song?
It's almost done.
Is it?
Ready?
Because it feels like it's been going my whole life.
There's bound to be talk tomorrow.
At least there will be plenty of flight.
Mam, I really can't stay.
Baby, it's cold.
Baby, it's cold outside.
Well, you thoroughly stuffed that up and nobody's in the Christmas mood now.
Well, I hope so.
Should I have done the regular version?
Would that have helped?
Oh, you know what you could have done?
Yes.
You could have thrown me down a well, like I suggested.
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