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Episode Date: May 27, 2024

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Sure. Welcome to Super Mega Show, ladies and germs. I'm here with my best buddy in the whole wide world, Ryan McGee. And I'm contractually obligated to say that I'm with my best buddy Matt Watson. That's right and we're both contractually obligated to say we are best friends and we are so excited for this episode of the podcast and our sponsors are so awesome. So particularly the one that's giving us the most money. Exactly which is uh I don't know. Yeah I don't know. They all give us so much money it's crazy. We don't have too too many sponsors. No, we're slowly getting them

Yeah, so they're slowly picking them up if you want to sponsor this podcast just hit us up don't What just testing out the It's a sick shirt We got it in a in a mail video, you know, you're the one that taught me what Riz meant really Yeah We got it in a mail video. You know, you're the one that taught me what Riz meant. Really? Yeah. Gotta have some Riz? And you're the one that I think figured out

that it was attached to charisma. No, you were the one that told me that. I had no clue. I didn't know that at all. I didn't know what Riz meant. I taught you Riz. I didn't know that it was connected to charisma. So you're fabricating again.

I swear to God, you told me that it means like charisma. Lying Watson, it's not the first time. I swear you told me that it means lying Watson. It's not the first time I Swear you told me it's short for charisma I remember you telling me that Then who told me it's short for charisma. Maybe your dad. Yeah, he's pretty up-to-date with like Jin Z lingo He really follows that stuff closely. You know your dad's not up up to date with? What? Your mom, cause they're divorced. That is true, man. Put it there.

They are divorced. I don't think he listens to the podcast, but sometimes I think he does. So maybe he puts it on in the background on the TV while he paints his gay little pictures. Yeah. And goes, that's my boy. You're not describing the pictures in any negative fashion.

No. He does homoerotic paintings For charity. Yeah, it's very like Tom of Finland style, you know big muscular leather motorcycles man-on-man love And he donates them all to charity which I think is very very noble of him But he probably puts us on in the background. Hi dad, if you're listening. I know my mom is.

Hey, older Watson, elder Watson. He's not gonna like that. Well he's old. Elder Watson is a cool, cool. One day you're gonna take up the mantle of elder Watson. You know what's crazy? Like thinking that you could still be just kicking it in 2080.

We're gonna go through the fucking 30s, the 40s, the 50s, the 60s. We need to experience them all over again. I know, we're gonna get to live through the 60s. We didn't get to experience the fun of the 70s, so now we just need to wait a little bit. And it's, you know, retroactively, you know there's gonna be like the 2070s, there's gonna be something where it's like 70s, 70s. There's gonna be some sort of trend. I wonder what music will sound like in the 70s.

You okay? Don't get a little barf on that shirt. No, no, no, I definitely can't. This is one of the best shirts we've ever received. Again, I just want to make sure people can read it. And for the audio listeners, it's a shirt with Jesus Christ About to get a sick dunk and with a basketball and a basketball net Um, there's some trees in the background and it says he is risen

It is pretty cool, but risen not spelled like our SEN our I SEN. Sorry, it's spelled our Izz I N Yeah, not E-N. I-N. Like Riz. Like you. Like Matt's sister has a lot of Riz. Yes, she does.

She has a lot of that Riz. Especially at social family gatherings. Yeah, she Riz-es up all my cousins. This is like the Matt Watson family episode. We got my mom in, we got my dad in, now we got my sister. The only person that's missing? Cousin Forrest. I don't want to make jokes about him. Why? You keep bringing Cousin Forrest up. I told you he was shot by police in Miami and it's a very difficult fucking thing to think. Like I don't... okay. He would want me to be happy. He'd want me to laugh so he loved super mega

I know he had the tattoo on his neck right next to the other one that might have explained why he was shot, but you know I bet cousin forest is full of Riz and when he sees a Jesus Christ in heaven Latina got up in heaven maybe he skibbity toilets, this is disrespectful You're the one saying it. You you were the one that brought him up

So that gives you a right to make disrespectful remarks about him. I didn't say that was positive Cousin forest I'm sorry. I need to pray was positive that cousin forest positive that Cousin Forest is rizzing up some, as you put it, Latina Giat in heaven? With Skibbity Toilet. With Skibbity Toilet. Yeah, I think that's respectful. Okay. Let me pray real quick and I'll ask. Lord, please forgive me and tell Cousin Forest I'm sorry for saying that he has Riz and Latina Giat and Skibbidi toilet. Thank you, amen. Good, good, that was a good prayer. Dude, I remember when I was a kid I used to pray

and send messages to my grandma in heaven through praying to God. I'm like, now God, this is for my grandma. And I would think in my head the message I wanted to send to my grandma and I truly Thought it was like getting beamed straight from my little brain up to the kingdom of heaven with the Prince of Peace The best phone line there is it is it's pretty nice. I remember this this kid in my

Middle school was like do you talk to God and I was like, yeah And he's like what he calls you on the phone and I was like, do you talk to God? And I was like, yeah. And he's like, what? He calls you on the phone? And I was like, ah! I mean, I just remember always getting upset whenever someone was like, I felt God, like I felt the word of God, like if they were listening to a song and had their hands up during a, you know, whatever.

I just, I was like, he's not speaking to me. How come I'm not hearing God? Because they'd always say it was like, God spoke to me. Right. I'm not hearing God? Because they'd always say it was like God spoke to me. Right. I'm like holy shit, as a kid you're like God spoke to you? And really I think it's their roundabout way of like, I saw, essentially it would be, let's say, someone's dad loved bird watching and he passed away.

And then they see a bird on a branch like some random morning and it's like God spoke to me and told me my dad was okay you know I think it's more in that realm yeah but as a kid I thought holy shit this adult just got a one-on-one with the big man upstairs himself I always was I same way as you, I thought it was like you physically hear the word of God, and I remember thinking that, oh, well I'll just hear it inside my head,

I'll hear the voice inside my head, and I kind of tricked myself a couple times into thinking I did where I'm like, oh, that was God. It's just like your air conditioning turning on with the, doon, doonk Christ! Like you'll start to make things like that be like, God just say something.

Then you'll hear like, ah! It's like, oh whoa, you're a crow outside. It's the Prince of Peace! I remember though. Murder of crows signifying the Prince of Peace. I was on a youth group retreat and I remember like sob The fucking murder of Kuro signifying the prince of peace. I was on a youth group retreat and I remember like sobbing my eyes out

because it was an emotional night where they're like softly strumming the guitar and we're supposed to be having moments with God and I'm sobbing. You were retreating from your sins. I couldn't feel it. I couldn't feel God the same way. And I see these middle school girls talking in tongues

going, habala, babalala. Habala, halala, halala, halala. And I was like, God is touching them. And. Oh, dude, I went to a service talking in tongues going, habalalabbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbalbal Did Jesus just say my name? And I remember going in the car and like with my mom at that at that point and I was like fucking I was I was a little kid Yeah, and I started crying and I was like mom God said my name. They're like Jesus said my name. He was talking to me and my mom was like I heard it, sweetie. I heard So fucked yeah like honestly like that's Sweetie, I heard. So fucked. Yeah, like, honestly, like that's, putting this, putting that kind of stuff in a kid's

head is like- I know! Like having- Like Santa Claus is fine, you know? Santa Claus is fine, it's all in good fun. The Tooth Fairy is fine. Like, the Easter Bunny, great. But in all-seeing guy in the sky who is watching you 24-7 knows all your thoughts-

Determines whether your friends or family members are going to Burn in hell for eternity or be able to kick their feet back up in the big clouds of heaven. Mm-hmm You know that it's he's a big deal. He's a big deal at that point if you grew up Christian and instills a lot of fear and like looking back being in like sixth grade and like Being like on the floor curled up in a ball crying, that's crazy. That doesn't feel right. No.

It's emotional manipulation. If you and I started a youth group service, we could take teens on a youth retreat that we could do it right. There's no crying or tears, but they'll hear from God, but we'll have a speaker and you'll be praying, Lord, reveal yourself, and then I can be hiding somewhere with a microphone. It's I, God.

Wait, God? And probably everyone would be fucking astounded. They'd go go what? Astounded mm-hmm. That's created it. Okay. It works though. You know what you know what I meant from it astounded It's a combination of stunned and astounded astounded astounded. I like it astounded nice man you're coinning shit, and I like that you have the Not the the the mental capacity to create new words at a whim. Dude you do too man. You've got such immeasurable talent when it comes to literary creation.

You wrote a damn fucking book dude. You helped me write the book. We both wrote the book. But your input was the best in the whole book. Stop. You did write some of the funniest parts. As did you. The funny brothers did it together. It was very fun. We talk about this so much, we're like, we're writing the book! Writing the book was just fun as fuck. Like that was such a fun project. I mean, think about it, you know, hell wouldn't

have been created if Eve didn't get a little help from that snake. That's true. I got a question, you know if like God's fighting the devil can't God just why if God sees the future too. Why did he do all this? Why is he like, oh, I'm fighting a war I created because he made the ultimate mistake giving humans free will Still drowned a shit ton of them in the in the Bible yeah like God I love that God basically just restarted his game he like he got pretty far into it was like I don't really like these guys I don't really like this save file and just wiped everyone out but so far the new save he's been he's been chugging

along he's got a lot of hours in it yeah a lot of hours until I'm hoping he doesn't hit the point where it's like I'm bored of this one I'm gonna restart again makes a fucking comet smash into the earth And then you know takes a couple centuries and then with the dinosaurs He was playing around with the dinosaurs, and he's like wow these these guys are pretty cool Got bored of it and was like I'm gonna do some some crazy shit Smash that that comet into the earth and... Just like how y'all should smash that like button. Ha! And that skibbity toilet!

What's with the skibbity toilet? I don't know, dude. I just know it's popular. What's with the skibbity toilet today, specifically? I've just been on a skibbity toilet kick. The kids like it. We're like, what, 10 episodes into the new podcast? I don't know, dude. I still don't even know what it is, but I just know that when you say it,

Gen Z claps and screams. What else? Giat. Aiden Ross! You know, uh... Oh dude, nothing will ever beat that clip of Aiden Ross looking up what- Trying to read? Trying to read what fascist means

There has to be a point in it though where it's like Some of it is purposeful. It's like is he is he faking being that stupid because I jint I can't imagine being that stupid. What was like I guess his uh Because I'm trying to think of like what is is he known for? And that's streaming. He's known for... I don't know. Did he do something big before he popped off on streaming? Or was it just like a...

He just blew up for streaming and talking. Same with like, did Kai Sinat do anything before? Like he's kind of in the same boat with Aiden Ross where they just dreamed day in day out and if you know anything about streaming it's the most mentally taxing job there can be. It is it is one of the hardest jobs in the entire workforce. Fuck janitors at a high school. Yeah no streaming is something that is not only physically taxing but emotionally taxing and like to only receive a couple hundred grand a month to do that is like, that's a sacrifice.

I have to seek out a separate therapist just for whenever after we stream on Fridays, I have to go and see him and just talk about the turmoil that I had on stream. It looks like I'm having a lot of fun playing video games and watching videos and talking to a bunch of people that really enjoy the content that Matt and I produce. But in actuality, it's just draining. It takes the light out of my soul.

And I have to go to a therapist and kind of figure some things out about that. My mom, you know, she'd have to wake up at 4.30 in the morning, five days a week, and go to school and teach kids and then leave at like 4 p.m. And she complains that that was a real, she did that for like 20, 30 years. And I'm like, mom, I stream. Are you really complaining to me right now? Like I can understand, mom, I stream, I get it.

Don't worry, I get it. I thought it was kinda disrespectful for her to even compare her struggles working to mine. And it's like, I got pissed off during the pandemic when they're saying that, oh, streamers aren't essential workers. I'm thinking of starting a streamers union.

Really? Oh yeah. It's not a bad idea. To make sure that all of our rights are met. And part of that, we'll be changing it so that we can watch full feature length movies on stream without commentating. Yes!

We could sit back and fucking watch, get donations, don't have to say anything. You could sit back, you know, chat, chill, watch your empty chair for a good hour. That'd be pretty sweet. Especially if you had to go grab some pizza for the movie. You're like, hold on, I'll be right back. Put on like, put on, oh, that's where feature length movies

would be great. It's like, oh, I'm gonna try to save some money. I'm gonna go out with my friends and have a wonderful steak dinner. In the meantime, here's some Peabody and Sherman. And then the full length movie Peabody and Sherman plays for the audience to enjoy. And hopefully they'll still be able to donate to you and such. But you are full of great ideas. Like that brain of yours, I don't know how it works.

Especially with being drained so much from streaming. Like you're still able, that's what impresses me about you Ryan is like even though you emotionally drain yourself with doing a stream once a week, you still are able to just pull these ideas from your brain and it's kind of beautiful. Thank you man. I just keep seeing this image of like us in the background of a Kai Sinat stream so it's like he's just sitting there in seeing this image of like us in the background of a Kai sannat stream

So it's like he's just sitting there chair kind of like just are we are we like? We're just in the background like with the rest of the people that I like he I feel like he's always sitting like this I don't you know they everyone has their own come-up or whatever Yeah cares if like I I don't like a specific type of content. I just I Personally, I just can't make it through. We're like every word that is Uttered is is yelled. Yeah, I can't I can't well I don't like it's very hectic and I can understand for a younger audience that that's fun and stuff I mean imagine it's the matter and think of the things that you and I were into when we were young

You know loud abrasive obnoxious think of the things that you and I were into when we were young, you know? Loud, abrasive, obnoxious. Think of Jackass. That was fun. Fanboy and Chum Chum? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, sure. The duality of Jackass and fanboy and chum chum

that you watched at the same time. I had a VR headset. One eye is Jackass, the other eye is fanboy and chum chum. It was a very psychedelic experience. But it's like like you can't judge You know for what fucking kids are watching. Yeah, whatever. I don't like Aiden Ross kaisen I don't know enough about to really have an opinion, but I mean that he streams. He's one of the bigger yeah It's just a big streamer Aiden's just proven to just kind of I

Don't know if he like holds beliefs. I think he just says a bunch of shit I think he just kind of like he says stuff I there's there's two options right he says stuff knowingly to get a reaction much like we've seen like the Paul brothers do in the past to garner attention actually there's three options and then the next option after that first one is that he is truly stupid and Truly changes his opinion on a whim based on the last thing he heard And then there's the the third option where it's just all of the above for a and b Where it's just like make sure he's stupid and also does stuff for attention. I think it's probably that one

That's the most realistic where it's like to a big degree He is a fucking idiot, but also like he Recognizes that oh if I if I you know simp for Andrew Tate You know people are gonna that's going to get engagement He did have his Andrew Tate era and we shaved his head and everything and he sniffed his Andrew Tate's chair after he sat In it yeah, and then he wore a robe with Andrew Tate and then Andrew Tate's chair after he sat in it. Yeah, and then he wore a robe with Andrew Tate. And then Andrew Tate got arrested because Aiden Ross leaked on stream by accident a message from him. He like just read it out loud that he was planning on fleeing Romania. And then they go and arrest Andrew Tate because he's so stupid.

I don't know, there's a lot of those streamers that like I can't, and I hate to put them in the same pool because I really don't know too much about them besides like what I see on the What I see of Aiden Ross appear online every now and then but it's like I don't know it seems like there's a Very a very very specific group of annoying people that are just Well Aiden Ross neon Well, Aiden Ross, Neon, Kai, Sanat, as we've said before, I don't really know much about him. I know the only thing I really know is that time

that he tried to give away a computer and created a mob in New York or some shit like that. Created like a mass hysteria. Like, fuck it, and they were filming it from like a helicopter, and it was like insane. So dumb, but overall, I guess that's the difference They were filming it from like a helicopter and it was like insane so dumb but Overall, I guess that's the difference in um in kind of like Because kick is seen as where Aiden Ross dreams and a bunch of other people the kick is seen as

Was was created because people thought like twitch what was too random in its bands or like they weren't Too woke I guess too woke That's more rumble I think Yeah, rumble is definitely, I think more so it's just like there's just no rhyme or reason to how Twitch treats its terms and conditions Yeah They just kind of pick and choose who it applies to. Which is done for every platform.

Even YouTube does that shit. So I guess Kick was made and that's where all of the degeneracy was allowed. There's an open gate for a lot of that shit on Kick. And they also not only allow, or they allow gambling on kick. Okay. Where Twitch does not allow that, right? I thought Twitch went back on the no gambling thing. Maybe they did.

I'm not up to date with, I'm so busy streaming once a week that I don't keep up with all this stream news. And I, you know, when I'm, as soon as stream ends, I am mentally drained for the next week from all that hard work. So it's like, I don't really read the news or check up on what's what's new and with the twitch yeah stuff But well you've heard that Jake Paul is gonna fight Mike Tyson at some point on Netflix or some shit and now it's gonna be an official fight not just a exhibition exhibition no way Yeah, it's gonna go on each fighters

Permanent punch card yeah just a exhibition. Exhibition. No way. Yeah. So it's gonna go on each fighter's permanent record. Punch card. Yeah. Their boxing record, their official boxing record. Damn. That would be interesting to watch, I will admit. That would be entertaining. I'm not going to lie and say, fuck that. You know, watching, I mean, they're both good boxers.

That's what I hate to admit about Jake Paul. Yeah. As he seems like he's pretty good at boxing. He could kick someone's ass. Yeah. He could beat, he's not, while he picks his opponents carefully, he is, I don't think he's also just like,

just a 100% only YouTube guy. Or how do I want to word this he's not just a YouTube personality that? wants to Do a bunch of this stupid boxing shit for clout. I think he does have a passion for it So I think that he takes it seriously. I think he takes his training seriously and all that which well, I think throws a lot of people off guard when he does go to fight someone and he knocks someone out. They're like Jake Paul fucking actually took this seriously. It's like yeah, he's taking this seriously. Well, he's not the only one you're forgetting Boogie. Boogie is you know. Well Boogie fought

Wings of Redemption. Wings of of redemption. A fellow South Carolinian. Oh boy. It's you know, the big South Carolina. You've been watching a lot of Boogie lately. Not a lot, I just watch every now and then. Every time I walk into the office, you're just kinda like watching his new vlogs or whatever he has posted.

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And me, Matthew H. Watson. You know what the H stands for. Henry. Mmm close. Hobbs. Sorry. Yep. I forgot.

I don't know why I forgot that. Silly goose. Matt Hobbs Watson Just like the comp from the comic book Calvin and Hobbs. It's actually Hobbes, but you know I just say Hobbs It's easier. Yeah, you know it's like it's like Latin or something But hey, man, what you been up to lately you've been uh you've been when you get home You've been kicking those those shoes off letting those piggies breathe, maybe playing a little video games, a little Binding of Isaac maybe?

I play some games, I'm still playing a little bit of Binding of Isaac from time to time. I started, I'm doing a dual play through, I'm playing Fallout 3 and Fallout 4 right now. At the same time? I guess, because what happened was I started a new run of Fallout 3, and while I was playing

it, I'm probably playing it for about 4 hours at this point where I have this kind of thought. I'm like, you know, I've beaten this game. I've played its DLC, and I love it. And there's no reason that you shouldn't go back and replay a game, but one game that I still haven't gotten around to beating was Fallout 4. I would always start a new save file and cut out in between 4 to 15 hours I would probably stop. And I'm going at it again. I'm giving it another try. But I guess if that fails then I'll probably just revert back to playing Fallout 3 again. But I'm trying to give Fallout 4 another chance.

I just. Why have you fallen off? Why do you have a Fallout with it each time? No, I like that. Come on, dude. You're a little wisecracker. I am a wisecracker. Exactly.

So, but why? Is it more boring or is the gameplay annoying? They add... Okay, there's two things that kind of make it a little less enjoyable experience for me personally. One is the change to the dialogue option in Oh yeah. In Fallout 3, because that came out in 2008.

So I was playing it when I was like 13 or some shit like that. The dialogue options, you have a bunch, and sometimes there's like a long paragraph or a short word, but there's a lot of personality to what you're saying. Sure. And it's verbatim in Fallout 3?

And in ver, I think we've discussed this before. I don't remember if we discussed this just you and me or if we discussed it on the podcast. Whatever, they get to hear it again, I guess. Two episodes in a row? Wow! But, yeah, so in Fallout 4, you get only four options of dialogue

when you're interacting with someone because they connect it to the Y, X, A button. And there was more in three? Yeah, well, in three, you're able to have more options. There's the people making the game, you're able to put more options in there. And in this one, it's just kind of like, why not? Yes, no, maybe. And then your character will expound upon that maybe, but you don't know what that maybe entails.

Oh, I see. Know what that yes entails and what that no entails. You don't feel like you're fully in control of your dialogue and responses because you're just kind of... Yeah, you're playing a character, you're fully in control of your dialogue and responses. You're just kinda. Yeah, you're playing a character, you're just watching a character. Okay, we definitely talked about this on the podcast, because now I remember saying it's more of the vibe

than the actual response. And then the second thing would be the settlement system, because in Fallout 4 they introduce the ability that you can, in certain areas, make settlements around the map where people can come and you can set up like merchant routes and you can build buildings and build fun little ecosystems for people to walk around in, for all the NPCs to be in.

That's cool. But that's like a part of the game that I'm gonna try to embrace a little more maybe this time because I always try to say fuck it, because I remember the first time I played the game, there's a guy named Preston who wears a cowboy hat and he's a part of the Minutemen. The guy that lives next door to you

or is this someone in the game? He's in the game. Oh, okay. And he will update you whenever a settlement of yours is under attack and it gets to the point where you're trying to just do all of these, there's so many side quests and there's so much to do in the game that you're trying to do a main quest and a side quest but then you'll get, oh a settlement is under attack.

So you just have to keep fucking. So then you have to like go back to the settlement, help them out because I didn't put much care into my settlements so their defense was low and all that other shit. It was just something that I didn't feel like keeping track of that I think took away from my experience of experiencing the game. Damn that's valid. Yeah but I'm giving it another shot I'm giving it another fair swing. I mean give them some fucking defense this time in your settlement man. Maybe you won't have to go back as much. Oh something that

you're gonna be excited about though in gaming news Chewbacca is being added into fortnight fuck off. No serious. He is I'm not I'm not lying this time I'm not I'm not pulling your leg Okay, this is a big deal for me and maybe Lando Calrissian And the Cantina song is gonna come into the jam tracks what oh yeah Lando Lando is almost the name of cousin Forrest's older brother, cousin Landon. R-I-P, not to Landon but to Forrest. No, no, cousin Landon is alive and well.

He lives in Costa Rica, does real estate or something. Oh, that's cool. I don't know. He's actually the only one of my cousins that hits me up frequently. Well, no, I have another cousin that talks to me pretty frequently. Actually, two more. So, cousin that talks to me pretty frequently. Actually, two more.

So, cousin Landon's pretty epic though. Let's get a round of applause for cousin Landon, please. And maybe cousin Landon's name up in the final with some confetti or something. Maybe like just his picture and his full name. You know what game I just remembered? I don't know why. Oh, it's because you're talking about the defense stuff. Do you remember this game? I don't know if you do, but it was for Wii, and this is old, this is like 2008, 2009, where. I'm listening. You had, there was a little castle,

and it was made out of construction paper, and buttons, and stuff, and you had all these little stickmen that run towards it, and the stickmen are made out of buttons and stuff and you had all these little stickmen that run towards it and the stickmen are made out of like Buttons and stuff and you have to pick them up and throw them and they fall to their deaths and you have to keep Doing that to protect your castle and every level it gets harder and more of them rush your castle and you have to like Upgrade with like tower defense stuff. I never played this was it like a full game or was it? Yeah Okay, it was so much fun. I'm trying to remember what it was called

Y'all y'all y'all remember that game. It was y'all remember that game now You could do it you could do co-op if we can find that game. That would be a really fun stream game Find it also. You know what game I've been uh yeah But then we'd have to get a working we and those are we have a working way to set up and we have terms for Streaming and stuff we have the converter box. Do we have it all, like, do we know where it all is? Okay. But you know, I've kind of had a craving lately

and I don't know why. Craving for? A game that I wanna try that I've never played. What's that? It's Sid Meier's Civilization. Oh, Civ. Yeah, I kinda wanna try Civ, because I like that kind of stuff,

and I feel like that's fun. It's weird you mention that, because I've always had a pool to those types of games in terms of wanting to try it, but it always was very... Daunting. Yes, it was very daunting, but there's this game that came out recently

that's in kind of like Early Access, I think. I think, what is it called? Something Manor, King... I wish I could remember what its name was. Hold think, what is it called? Something Manor King. I wish I could remember what its name was. Hold up, hold up, hold up. I gotta find out to, you know. Yeah, for me it's the same thing with like Eve Online. I've always been like fascinated

and I would love to try Eve Online, but I know that it's like, the second I start playing Eve Online, I'm just gonna be getting killed and you're gonna have all these guys that put so much money and time into the game online. 12 hours a day into it and all of their money into it and it's just not even gonna be fun for me.

The game I was talking about though, looked it up, it's called Manor Lords and it's a game where you build, you start out, you know, very small. And this is what it seems to me you know I haven't done a deep dive on the game but you build like a village and you eventually will upgrade it and upgrade it and there will be bandits that come to try to attack and eventually you'll have I guess your own like kind of little big city or kingdom and other kingdoms and stuff will try to

attack you and a cool part in this one which is something that I always love they did it in like roller coaster tycoon 3 whereas like you could go on the rides and stuff in first person and this one already like go and walk around your town and I think even fight in the battles that happen like and from a like a singular third person oh that's cool active you like my underwear no martinis ooh extra dirty there's right there's hold on three olives in that glass that's an extra and I don't like olives what about in martinis I wish it wasn't in there but what I like my martinis extra dirty I say add some more olive juice to that bad boy. Oh, it's it's delightful

disgusting I think uh Martinis were my favorite cocktail Why is that? I? Don't know there there. I like the olive juice and the olives a lot. That's a big draw also Martinis are just pure alcohol like it's it's literally just alcohol So it was a it was a fun one, you know, you just need like one. But no longer, no longer am I damaging my liver with these toxins.

Good. I wonder, I wonder like how much healthier my liver is now. It's been nine months. Definitely doing a lot better. Or whatever side it's on. I gave him a little break. Gave him a rest. For now.

For now. Until your wacky 80s. Oh yeah. Honestly, the last 10 years of my life I'm going crazy. I'm like, I've done everything. I'm gonna do heroin, I'm gonna drink every day. Why not? Why not?

If you haven't experienced it. It's not like- What harm are you as an 80 year old doing heroin to someone else? No, and like, and what harm does it do? It's not like I have future prospects ahead of me. Yeah. That it's like, oh this is gonna ruin my- You're just trying to have fun in the last decade of your life. Exactly, you know? I can't fault a brother in that.

Thank you. We could do it together, man. Or a sister. If a sister wants to do heroin at the age of 80, they're more than welcome. You and I, you and I both at 80 could be shooting up heroin together. Just think about 80. And more than one. You and I both at 80 could be shooting up heroin together. Just think about it. Just think about it. You got plenty of time to decide. You've got 50 years to decide. All right.

So just think on it. But I also have been kind of wanting to play SimCity. I love, I know that a lot of people say City Skyline is the good one. Is the more appropriate one. So maybe I'll try that, but I really like the old SimCity where it's like 2D graphics and it's isometric and you build it up.

Like that was a really fun one. I played that one a little bit. And also there used to be this website, fuck, I forgot what it was called. But you would make, you'd get your own webpage and it would be a little like tiny city. And it starts off with just like a couple buildings. And basically every time someone visits your page,

it, every like page view adds like up to the population of your city. You just sit there and refresh? No, I don't think so. Or maybe you could, but it just, you needed big numbers. Okay. So you would just basically there was no gameplay You would just share it and want people to click on it because every click was like a new Number on the population and as this population goes up the city gets bigger and nicer buildings and it was really cool. I

Forgot what it's called. I wonder if it's still around I was visiting my cousins in Seattle and they showed me back when I was a youngin' and I kinda got obsessed and I was just checking it like crazy. I think that's just something that a switch flips at some point in your mid to late 20s for some reason where all of a sudden it's like, maybe I'll get into civilization building games. Cause I have that pool and I do wanna try out Manor Lords because I just like

the idea of creating like a little village and then making sure that there's, I don't know, I see, I still don't know what it entails, but like making sure that there's a farm so they can have food and making sure there's grain and all this other stuff. Right. Maybe opening up a supply line to another city. And making sure my defense is up for bandits. And then if I wanna really enjoy my town that I've made, I just go into that third person mode and walk around it.

Which I like that feature. That feature's really interesting. Like if they, maybe they do, I don't know, but if they had that in like city skyline That'd be really cool where it's like oh you can like walk around the city Let's just building drive a car around this yeah, but I don't know if they have that ability sim city's hard though. I played The very first one where it's like pixel art And it's very very basic and I had no fucking clue what I was doing when I built that arcade cabinet

It was one of the ROMs I put on it, and I just sat there for like two hours playing this, had no clue what I was doing, it was very difficult. But it was fun, I had a good time. But is Civ multiplayer at all, do you know that? I don't know, I would expect it. I can look it up real quick. Another, have you played Factorio?

Because that's like a resource management game. I haven't. The design doesn't appeal to me. Oh really? Yeah. I love the design, but I tried it and it was hard. I think with one player, I might just be a noob, but with one player just by myself,

I was kind of confused. Multiplayer is a game mode that is available in most of the Civilization games. In this mode, two or more humans play against each other and or AI opponents on a difficulty level and with game settings of the player's choice. Against? Oh, is it like a race?

Like who can build it up? I wonder if you can go to war. Probably. But doesn't Civ follow real timelines though like real historical events so you build up like Rome and you build up like the Soviet Union or whatever let me see this bad boy about to get a now Luke maybe you could even throw up the visual tiny on screen so people can see what Matt's watching and the audio listeners you'll hear the

audio from my phone it's gonna be pretty good guys I think I think I don't know I want to tell you something yeah yeah dude the fucking monitor hey this would be all I'm saying is for audio listeners and visual the next minute in one second are gonna go hard Let's probably make a brothel. Listen man, I don't want to play a game that makes your soldiers What is it? Their morale morale go up. I don't want to play a game unless I can get a little monkey in it. Well, oh Dude, I can't wait for Grand Theft Auto 6. Oh, you can get some monkey in GTA 6.

Oh, you're definitely going to get some monkey. In fact, you're going to have a monkey in GTA 6. You're fucking with me, really? Yeah, because you play as both a male and a female. Sorry, I thought you meant like the animal monkey like you get in like a month there might be a monkey in the game but no in the game you do have a monkey that's what is in a pussy a vagina I love the idea of them advertising like names gash gash slit so some slit yeah I'm gonna get a little slit let me a little hole I see some slit real quick please hole is a good one one. It's just, you know, it's just cutting straight through the trees.

God, that's such a nice hole. I'm going out tonight to hit the, I'm hitting the bars. I'm gonna try to get some hole. Try to get a little monkey. I met this chick with the most fucking beautiful hole I've ever seen. You know, that gash, that slit, god damn, that hole was nice. Very, very fun little terminology, right? It's great. There's a bunch of creative words for monkey.

Monkey is the top, though. Yes. I think monkey should actually be like, in the dictionary, you know, a lot of words have multiple definitions. Monkey just probably has one. Can I get to you and that monkey? Can I get to you and that monkey? Can I get to you and that monkey? But I think they should move the animal down as the second definition and the first definition should be a vagina

You know? Enjoy these ads You look slightly out of focus. What? Nevermind. I'm leaning back. I think I just need my glasses. I need to get some good cleaning solution for my glasses. Mine are always dirty.

Like, I don't understand it. Foggy dirty. I don't touch them. In a way to where even after I feel like I clean them, they're still a little hazy. I don't I don't I don't touch them in a way to where like even after I feel like I clean them They're still a little like hazy like I don't understand I don't touch my glasses lenses, but every time I put them on after not wearing them It's like someone took like, you know They like rubbed their hands in like a thing of McDonald's fries and then just handled my glasses by the lens Kind of like what you did with the car that parked in our

parked in your spot the other day. Yes you know I taught them a lesson for parking in my spot. Matt wrote a sticky note and put it on their windshield but made sure to get his finger because it's a person that owns a Mercedes-Benz and the parking spots that we have, we have to pay for. Yes. And a good amount for them to. And let me just make it clear, these parking spots are labeled very clearly

on the ground, big, and right in front when you pull in, there's a big sign that says reserved for whatever. You can get towed if you park here and you're not supposed to. And you know what? All the time, rich people just go, eh. Lexus, Mercedes-Benz, you can tell what type of person they are just by the car that is parked in the spot.

Yeah, it's always a really nice rich person's car. I don't have time for this. Yeah, I know it's just some fucking rich person that is like, I don't care, I'm just gonna park here. So then, you know, Ryan, you know, parked next to them. I need to go get this back to Luke. Oh, yeah, shit. Continue your story.

I'll tell the story. If it was a regular car that was parking in the spot, maybe I can attribute it to, they were, you know, in a rush, they weren't thinking, they definitely, you can't miss the sign that it's a reserved spot. But it's these rich assholes,

it's these fucking rich people. They think that they can just take whatever they want. So I make sure to put a little sticky note on the windshield when that happens. And if a little of my disgusting, grubby hand grease gets on the windshield while I'm putting the sticky note on oops My bad. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get fingerprints on the windshield I'm just trying to put the sticky note on and then there was it was a very clean windshield so

Apologies to the rich person that parked in my spot accidental fingerprints all over their wind because it's hard to place the sticky note sure So I had to pick it back up several times and put it back, and when I had to pick up the windshield wiper, put it under. Did you tell them how I parked next to them? No, you parked, Ryan saw they were in my spot, so you pulled in backwards, so you parked as close to the line as you could,

and then your side mirror. Was essentially touching their door. So they couldn't open their door. So I'm like, they must have had to climb in through the passenger side. Well, because in my head it's like, just so they know in the future, instead of going to where guests are supposed to,

because there's a guest parking area, and if they want to do this again, in our parking spots at least, we're gonna make it a hassle. We're gonna make it a bit tricky. They're gonna leave going, there's fingerprints on my windshield, I have to get in through the passenger side.

Like it's not going to be worth stealing a parking spot from the Super Mega Boys. It's so juvenile, but it's like. It's the only way, it's the only thing that speaks to these people. And it's always fucking rich people. It's always the way that it's the only thing that speaks to these people and it's always fucking rich people It's always the nicest ass cars, and I'm like Okay, they could it's literally just rich people that are being assholes that are like. I don't care if this is reserved

I'm gonna park you what are they gonna do? well, we're gonna park so that you can't get in through the driver's side, and we're going to Leave you a sticky note if fingerprints come from that sticky note. Listen, I have to reach to put it down. I gotta press my palm on it to make sure it stays. Do not park here again or something? It was, in all caps, it was do not park here again or you will be towed.

Okay. So, you know, not mean, but firm. I think we should just start calling the tow company and just sitting out there and waiting for a tow to happen whenever we see a rich person. Because imagine, imagine they're shocked. They come out, because they're not, they don't work here. No, it's always visitors.

It's never people that work in this general office space. Yeah. It's visitors that come here. And there's a lot of rich people that come here, so it's like they just fucking take and what pisses me off imagine their cars gone They'd come out and go where is it wait? I go hey Maybe the sign that says you will be towed if you park here what happened to my car They look at the sign car will be towed the sign that they saw when they pulled in and chose to still park there

Even though there are Dozens of parking spots in the parking lot. They wanted one closer to the building Yeah, they didn't want to walk the extra 20 feet. No, but uh, i'm down for that There's one time I did block someone in I just I just parked I just parked horizontally. You really just parked just Because you're there and I know that you and I are there so i'm not blocking anyone that really matters Yeah, you know it's in Yesterday you were you were fully within your parking spot. I was I made sure I was in the line And now is it?

Was I you know could I have given a little more grace? Sure, but they didn't earn that grace the ridge their assholes because no but when they parked there I know what type of person they are Yeah Because I'm I'm serious if you guys saw these spots, you know that there is no way to miss that it says reserved and the number and everything on it, so I Don't I don't mind being mean to rich people. Of course. That's all right, you know, they got extra money They can they can cry over and go pay for a car wash and they can they can

Huff and puff about getting in through the passenger side of their car Remember that time there's no way They could have gotten no like they could have opened their door like not even even if they popped your mirror Yeah, like there was no way your your mirror was about that far from the door your mirror. Yeah. Like there was no way. Your your mirror was about that far from the door. So unless they're incredibly skinny and they've been taking a Zempik. It was still a struggle for them to get into their car regardless. Well we made Brent do that once. Oh yeah. Brent's car was in the parking lot. Back in like 2019, 2020. yeah. I parked my car as close as humanly possible to his driver's side where it still wasn't touching.

He kept blaming me for your shit too. Cause he had to. It's real funny. Yeah, I don't know why. It's my car but he's blaming you. Or was this the point where you were driving my, no, no, no, no, no. You did have your own car at this point.

It was my Civic. Yeah, yeah. It was my little Honda Civic and I put it there and he had to climb in through the passenger side and then he's, real funny Ryan! And you're like, that wasn't me. And then he's like, oh sure, and I'm like, really? It wasn't me? He's like, then who was it?

I don't know. I wonder. Do the math Brent. We're the, that's the only thing that we'll be caring about. We'll be a little caring's about our parkings boss Well, it's only because we pay for it and they're expensive. It's actually fucking ridiculous It's so stupid that parking is that expensive dude parking lot guys such a fucking ripoff But you can't do anything about it like downtown LA It'll be like $30 parking. Oh my god. Yeah They'll be like, they'll start you off like, yeah it'll be like $20 for the first like

two hours and then it's like what if I have to stay longer than two hours? Um, $5 for every hour? Like they're making it up on the spot. There is no set rule for how much something costs They just throw numbers out there. I got into a fight with uh, it's hard to come by downtown. Well, they know that actually like The Korea town. Oh, dude, it's in the worst Korea town But I got into a fight with a parking lot manager one night in Korea town Oh because I pulled in and it said $10 parking

So I was like, okay, I pull in, I go get dinner, I come back, the sign had been changed and now it says $30 parking. And I'm like, hey, he goes $30 and I was like, no, when I parked here that sign said 10. Because you just flipped the thing. It goes 10, 25, like whatever. And he's like, nope, it's 30.

And I was like, dude, I parked here and it was 10 That's why I parked here did not say 30 you changed it and he goes too bad like I'm so fucking I fork over the 30. Yeah, cuz I couldn't get out otherwise I hate he yelled at me and everything and I told him to go fuck himself and But that what what can I do? Parking lot dudes. It's such a risk run through the gate 40 dollar fucking parking Parking lot dudes. It's such a run through the gate $40 fucking parking when like there's a convention downtown at like anime Expo or something I see like 40 to 50 dollar for the day parking It's like what a park in this lot. I bet parking lot managers make a lot of money

Just fucking so stupid And then you can't even get out unless you abide by their petty Shows they can just change the price to $20 more as in your situation What am I gonna do and all the really he was like, what are you gonna do about it? So? You're like so you just tricked me into paying more money. Yep, and I mean I remember I looked it up online and He had whore like horrible Yelp reviews and it was all the same thing just like it said 10 Yeah, it was like people just be. Just like it said 10 and then. It was like people just being like,

this guy is such an asshole that works here, the price was changed on me and I'm like, okay. Let's get the better business bureau on his ass. I'm down. He's getting an F- from the BBB. And maybe even, I guess they don't have to do a health inspection for parking garages. Hmm.

If they had vending machines maybe. If you have vending machines, does the health inspector, no, because you're not preparing food. No. That's up to those companies I'm guessing. In health and vending machines. Health inspector is supposed to be surprise visit, right? That's how I always perceived it from like TV and stuff.

Because I remember when I worked fast food, maybe there was someone would tip off, but there'd be a little like heads up like, hey, health inspector is coming today. Oh, I actually, I do remember at Food Lion, there's this one time they said, there's gonna be a shopper today, and you're not gonna know who it is,

but it's gonna be from corporate, and they're gonna be going around the store and they're so just make sure today specifically You know you're doing you're doing Extra dude, that's crazy. You're like an undercover federal informant for fucking like piggly wiggly Food lion no I bless piggly wiggly though. Yeah, dude piggly wiggly what if I think they went bankrupt? Yes, but I remember just being in the back kitchen and chicken flake goofing off And all of a sudden I turn around and there would just be like a dude in a very nice button-up shirt with a clipboard Just looking around and my managers would be eyeing me. I'm like oh

That's that's corporate Fucking corporate man. God bless the corporate world listen if you guys got a problem with with the funny brothers Take it to funny brothers corporate funny brothers take it to funny brothers corporate No, take it to funny brothers Company incorporated yeah, you know not us. You know just fucking go straight to corporate. They won't give a shit Give me give me the number to corporate. I'm calling corporate on you people calling corporate on like on you. People calling corporate on like...

This stream was two hours and 28 minutes, not two and a half hours as you allegedly promised earlier. They did not read my super chat. And then next thing you know. Then we get sued for not reading a super chat. Corporate is coming down on our asses. And then we have to put all the blame on Luke. And then he's the one that's fired.

Luckily it works every time but you know, I Love when I love people that threaten corporate at like fast-food restaurants when like they don't get something right in the order or they're waiting Too long and the drive-thru it's like I'm calling corporate It's like what do you think corporate is legitimately gonna go fire like the managers here or whatever? Did you get a little uh, it's their little toot there. Huh? Was there a little toot? What are you talking about? You put your mic Down what by your ass? Okay, I can't put the mic down. What are you tooting? What are you so obsessed with my flatulence for? It's weird Where is this coming from dude? It's coming out with the fact that you seem

Overly in tune with wanting to know when I'm farting, how I'm farting. I wasn't too- Maybe that's my business, Matthew. Maybe that's my personal business. You put the mic there! And my struggle. I put the mic here. Does that mean that you get to know everything about my penis? No! You know what?

There. You can put it on the tally board for me. That's the first one. So in the chat is the head! You know, I've seen the tally board for me. That's the first one. It is there. You know, I've seen the tally board. You got a lot, I had zero, so. Hey, now, are they keeping track of that tally board? I hope so, I hope they've kept up to date, because now, you know, I got one cute little two to my name.

It sounded a little bit. Sounded good, sounded fine. I don't have those beautiful, flatulent outbursts that you do. those big flapping balls of cheeks that I have those those I mean those melons that I have the that that Laugh together when the air pushes past them you're slightly jogging Yep, you can hear the sound and I love it What I love even more is our podcast producers and our executive podcast producers.

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Yeah. That's for us to figure out and find out and for you to gossip about I guess. I don't know. Just gossip about what people want out of it. I'm hoping that they'll gossip about it and they won't know that we'll see it and we'll go, that's a good idea. Okay, and then we can you know pretend like it was our idea some of their ideas I mean free ideas. They're putting them out there free labor. Yeah, that's what companies built. Yes, sir

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