supermegashow - Black Star Wars | supermegashow - 023

Episode Date: August 12, 2024

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Yeah, guess what baby? I'm back. That's right. Like the tagline of a sequel of a movie that you really enjoyed. Yep, Ryan McGee. He's back, baby I'm back from my missions trip. It was slightly more successful we tried out instead of Painting the house like we did when I was younger and it was kind of a failed attempt We were painting a house who painted it it mustard yellow and like sage forest green. This time we decided to go for more of a print, I'll let it speak for itself. I think we did a fantastic job.

And I don't think you can look at this house and say that no effort was put in. And for audio listeners, you're gonna have to maybe go check out the video version or just imagine, you know, a really well painted house. Yeah, but here's the picture, we're all proud of it, here it is. I was blown away when I saw it. Yeah. Because the first time you went on a mission trip to South Dakota and painted that poor

Native American man's house mustard yellow. And forest green. And forest green, yeah. You know, I felt bad for him. But you've made up for it. Was he happy? If I could find pictures from back then

and I could find that house. Please, dude. I know. I bet you can find it. It's not anything compared to this recent house we painted. Was he happy? Very happy. Nice, that's what matters.

His lower jaw was not there. So it was hard. Because he was on the floor. Because he was a smoker. So it was kind of hard to tell because his mouth didn't go agape or anything. Well I would just. But from his eyebrows raising up and down

spontaneously really fast and quick succession, I just took that he was enamored by our ability and the paint job. And he was pleasantly surprised, just like you guys are pleasantly surprised that we're back with a brand new episode of Super Mega Show. That's right baby. And what better way to start it than any other pod that it well sometimes we start with like with with with a song to get people I was thinking I could I could try to you know

maybe maybe try something go ahead and Ryan the goggles classic or something sing a ditty okay well I won't sing any of his stuff but because I don't think I'm allowed to and I think it would be It would show it would be poor taste and it would be classless of me Yeah, but I'll try to I'll try to think of something hold on. Okay Here we are once again I'm recording SuperMega Into mics. Why yeah with the camera

Specifically three cameras tonight. One, two, and three. Yeah, that was fantastic. And if Luke didn't do a creative little edit by switching to one, two, and three as I was one, two, and three. Yeah, I hope Luke was switching the angles for one, two, and three. It would just show laziness and a lack of care for his job if he didn't do a fun little I don't know something Yeah No, I mean if he's if he's not switching from one two and three as we're as we're saying it then what kind of YouTube editor? is Sorry that adds so far up on your head, right? Okay, dude

I Sorry that adds so far up on your head right? Okay, dude I let you start with your little Ashley Simpson intro was that Ashley Simpson? I think no is it mm-hmm Ashley Simpson. I'm confusing it with pieces of me. Maybe it is it hold up Ashley Simpson sings sings and I feel like I can finally rest my head on something real I like the way that feels You were close. Kelly Clarkson. Oh really? Which I find in the same ballpark as like an Ashley Simpson It's that same uh that same I feel like they would have hung out together in high school Yeah. You know? Paramore? No not at all. No, no, it's like same age of music It's like if you were into if you were into that type of shit, you were probably also listening to paramour, dude I panic at the disco. I really love Ashley so my chemical romance

The chick from the Grinch live-action movie does she sing she does music from the Grinch live-action movie. Does she sing? She does music. Wait, wait, what's her name? I don't know. I feel like, I feel like she, is she like a big pop star? Taylor Momsen. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know that name.

But Ashley Simpson is someone that genuinely I'm a big fan of and, you know, people might make fun of me for that. She historically has had some pretty bad live performances like on SNL almost ended her career there was a little lip-syncing incident where I Think it was playing the wrong vocal track or something happened in India sex party when they went on to Jimmy Kimmel Was it yeah or Fallon it was it was? Conan Conan Conan. Oh shit Conan. Yeah, they went on to Jimmy Kimmel was it? Yeah. Or Fallon? It was Conan. Conan?

Conan, yeah. Oh shit, Conan. Yeah, they went on Conan and they had that little mishap where, you know, obviously artists lip sync a lot. It's kind of the industry norm, but they had used Danny's, just the wrong take of his vocals, where it was just him warming up. Yeah. And then he had to go along with it to not look like he was lip-syncing

I declined to give my opinion on that performance. Oh 100% Speaking of which I Was watching a show last night, and I was just like you wouldn't say yeah, let me try to guess let me try going to okay Doctor who? Yeah, you me try to guess. Let me try going to okay Doctor who? Yeah, you started doctor who the Matthew I Can't remember his name. I can't remember any of the doctors names what there's the lizard looking one from the Harry Potter movies, dude Come on, man. Don't don't talk about doctor who the way Then there's woman a doctor who what? And black Doctor Who. What? With

a little mustache. What? The show is titled black Doctor Who with a little mustache. Okay you had me for a second. I actually like, I was like black Doctor Who with a little mustache. With a little mustache. I can, you know, I can see them doing that nowadays. Why no white Doctor who well well well there Yeah, but they don't put it in the title. Yeah, you're right. Why do they get a title exactly? But but but the beautiful white doctor who's don't get that in the title what gives There there's the name of the episode white doctor who yeah fans have been pissed off ever since Netflix or sorry Disney Plus announced black Star Wars a new anthology series.

All the people that get so upset on Twitter whenever they have like a female lead in a movie or they announce a reboot and it's, you know, got people of color as like the main cast, just Black Star Wars. Well, it's like it's like the people who all of a sudden I don't know from what side of the world This has become a thing but just like all of a sudden Ariel from the Little Mermaid becomes like this bastion of like White equality and like white excellence and stuff for these people suddenly matters so Like these guys such a big fucking deal that Ariel from The Little Mermaid in Disney's live action

remake of The Little Mermaid is a black person. It's just not right! She's not supposed to look like that! Gotta love it, gotta love it. Yeah, to me it's just funny because these grown men have to pretend to care about The Little Mermaid to such a degree. They can't admit the real issue they have, so they have to pretend like they care that deeply about it. The great replacement.

It's a real theory. Dale taught me all about it. I'm sure he did. Actually, I just want to point out my dad did not teach me. Did he? No, he didn't. At did not teach me a bit. Did he no he didn't okay? At least not by the the correct terms. You know he taught me more so and just The ideas of it, but I don't know if he's smart enough to know it has a name

I taught you more of like like a genealogy and stuff like yeah, yeah, yeah I got you know I was like dad you've gotten really interested in ancestry Like what is that about? It's just interesting how different, nevermind. You know, you can actually go, I found a website where I searched my grandma's name and then it had her parents' names and I clicked it. Dude, I went all the way back to the 1600s. Really?

Like in my direct lineage. Watson? No. Maiden name of my mother but I was like shocked that that information is out there come on dude that's not even funny that's hurtful well it's also a breach of your mother's privacy well yeah that's why it's hurtful you know yeah she dude she was so furious at you last time you revealed some private information about her on this show Wouldn't be the last time she reveals some private

Information if you know what I mean. Yeah, I know what you mean here to her vagina Yeah, her breasts when she wears a trench coat and just comes by the office. I get to look out the window Yeah, no, and and I have a problem with that because I end up seeing it sometimes It's also very illegal. But that's between you and my mom. Depends on who sees it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we are close to a school and I'm saying, Mom, you're going to get in trouble. Also, I don't want to see that.

And I think it's kind of rude of you to invite me to the window and say, look, there's a car crash out there. And then I end up seeing my mother's breast. She covers up quick. She becomes very, very, very red in the face. But I still, you know. Embarrassed. You know when you see your mother's nude breasts and vagina, here's the thing, it doesn't

matter how long you see it for, even if it's a quick, just a half a second, you know. You saw it. Scarred for life. It's flashed, it's like a flashbang. The image is burned into the back of your cornea. Yes. Corneas yeah yeah or if you're blind in one eye then just just one cornea who's blind in one eye that we know besides Captain Hook he actually doesn't have an eye patch Captain Hook yeah which is stupid wait I'm I'm shutting my eyes and I'm visualizing this. He just has a like a feather in his hat

He has a hook for sure. Does he not have an eye patch? You're right. He doesn't. No, he just has a hook I don't even think he has a peg leg No, man, I think he's- because the crocodile ate his hand. Yes, and that's why he has the hook I think Captain Hook is just a pretty regular ass white dude. Yeah. You know, he doesn't have any of the traditional pirate, you know, flair. He's kind of a fancy pirate, like a make-believe, like, pretender. Yeah. That works for like the English, essentially, or wants to look more like an Englishman than a pirate.

Yep. The way he does his hair, you know. I feel like he smells pretty good, probably. Some would say that's a part of his character. I'm gonna call it a plot hole because I don't understand characterization. Yeah, especially the remake, Black Doctor Hook. Everything just becomes Black Han Solo.

I just love the, what if Han Solo were black? Boiling it down to literally at Disney's huge summit where they announce all the new stuff Just I'm imagining a leaked video of Someone in the audience filming like the projector screen and the logo black Star Wars Just just coming up and the whole crowd is like it's in that lineup of like the timeline of like Movies that they have of each year But they just have like all the different Avengers movies black and then black Star Wars and one They have like Taiwanese except it's scribbled out in red and just says up on the top Chinese Star Wars

Chinese Star Wars. I mean Chinese Star Wars would be awesome. It's already a thing, isn't it? Isn't Star Wars just like a big kind of like moneymaker for for the Chinese market or in the Chinese market? Well, if I like any sci-fi movie or fantasy movie, I'm pretty sure if I'm not mistaken and usually I'm not mistaken Okay, do they not like Star Wars over in China? No, do they they can't get enough of the stuff? Oh, but China has a pretty big piece of the Hollywood pie if I'm not mistaken. Yeah, and That's why they'll they'll have like a super famous Chinese movie star make a cameo in a movie for like 30 seconds.

Like Iron Man 3, where they have a whole deleted scene with that actor doing something that is cut out of the American version of the film. Why couldn't they put in the American one? Because it was too stupid, probably, and long, and like unnecessary, and didn't need to be there except just to pull people in from the Chinese market to watch it. I was that they they would keep all of that stuff and it's like a five minute scene with just this famous Chinese actor who maybe got big from doing some kind of like juggling act or something. That was how he started. So they make it very topical to his career and it's all about him juggling. But the American audience has absolutely no clue.

What the hell is this Chinese guy juggling in my Iron Man 3 movie? Chinese Joe. As he's juggling his balls. Iron Man 3. And the impact of Chinese Joe. his juggling video essays yeah dude I'm thinking of it it's got to have like the yellow text it's got to have the video essayist making like a kind of has Disney Plus gone too far with black Star Wars first there was Chinese Joe now black Star Wars Chinese Joe there was Chinese Joe. Now Black Star Wars? Chinese Joe in Iron Man 3. Are we really gonna let them do this? The Chinese Joe paradox. Dude I love coming up with like YouTube commentary video names. Because it's all so stupid.

It's so easy too. Like the uh it's like if you if you have nothing to do the think of like a title think think of like a subject matter. It's fun That's like easy to kind of just bullshit about the the hidden story of Chinese Joe or like the story of Chinese Joe you never knew that the secret Chinese prophecy hidden within Iron Man 3 I Like they're being like a secret Chinese prophecy a prophecy. Yeah Like it like it predicts some cataclysmic event for those who've watched Iron Man 3, you know it for its fun Explosive good time, but did you know there's a hidden Chinese prophecy within that says one day the earth will become two split into two nations Oh, I thought you meant two physical like the earth splits into two in earth and yang earth

You could work for fucking China writing this stuff like that's not that's not bad. I was actually thoroughly impressed Thank you, you know, I can't wait for yin earth and yang earth to come, yang. It's yang. Well technically it would be yang. Yeah right. Because y-a-n-g in Chinese would be pronounced with an ah. Yeah. So yang, yin and yang. Not wang though, or wong does become that, yeah. With an a though, isn't there a w-o-n-g and a w-a-n-g? So there is a wang and a wong? With an o, would it would it actually be wong? Wong. I think it would be wong. And A is still wong. Right. But Americans. Does anyone say wang? Is there any wang or is that just a bastardization?

I think it would be wang if it was with an E. W E N G. There's pang. There's what? Pang. Oh yeah there is pang. You know speaking of- There's pain in art. And there's probably a Peng in art. There's probably a Peng actor somewhere. Oh dude, I'm sure that there's an actor that just goes by Peng. Yeah. You know, that's like a Chinese movie star.

He played Chinese Joe. What was Mulan in the animated movie? Chinese Mulan, not Black Mulan. Right. Which I liked, I liked Black Mulan, not Black Mulan. Right. Which I liked, I liked Black Mulan. But the boy name was like, wasn't it Ping or Pong? Ping, I think. Ping, yeah.

I think it was Ping. I like doing just a whole hour long podcast of us trying to remember Chinese names for things. Was it Ping or Pong? What was it? Well all the Chinese kids at my school were named like Cody, Robert. Right. You know, they'd always,

they would be given an Americanized, not even Americanized, they'd just be given an American name. Yeah, it's funny because I feel like if you immigrate from somewhere like China, it would be pretty common to give the Chinese person a Americanized name like Richard. But I feel like if an American person

immigrates over to China, it probably wouldn't be very common to give them a Chinese name. No. Like Wong. But speaking of the Chinese, I just finished a Chinese book. It's a book by a Chinese author okay it's the first book

I've read in quite some time okay what is the what is the name of this author well I don't know the author's name okay see like an astrophysicist of some sort yeah how'd you know that I'm just taking a wild guess at what you find interesting what you would take your free time to read about was that actually like a real wild just shot in the dark? I wouldn't say it's a wild shot in the dark. I'd say it's a pretty accurate guess. Yeah, well it's called The Three Body Problem and it's I think they made it into a Netflix show. Oh they did, yeah. I haven't seen it. I haven't heard about it though. But dude, you would like this book. It's about aliens.

Well, I'm just excited for the new Alien movie coming out. Haven't seen it. I heard about it though, but it's dude you would like this book. It's about aliens Well, I'm just excited for the new alien movie coming out you and I are just you and I lap that shit up Mmm, and he's like I know we're just like a couple dogs around a bowl of slop just fucking I like how nope technically does something very creative with the genre But because it isn't a silver UFO with like tiny gray aliens we're just like I know fake you know I I hoes er I wish in the alien franchise so the in the predator franchise I genuinely wish that they had just made them the goofy gray alien those are scarier to me than like the the face sucking like tentacle yeah not not when they're like,

in signs it was pretty scary, but I don't like gray aliens when they're like pitter pattering around a house or something. I like, I find them more scary when it's kinda like, you see, they're more like, they're playing the observer role. Yes, that's a great way to put it. It's like, they're perceiving and observing, and they're slow and calculated. That's scar's scarier to me like I don't want a

gray alien to be walking human I don't want to hear like like on the roof yeah no which like when I was younger signs like I think Stein signs still holds up as like a it's probably I would say one of the better UFO gray alien movies because there aren't that many gray alien movies that do a decent job. Yeah. Black Science did a good job. Black Science. With Black Mel Gibson.

Which was just Mel Gibson. With doing the Robert Downey Jr. from Tropic Thunder. Yeah. I'm surprised that actually went over really well with international audiences too. There was this movie that I don't think ever came out from my knowledge, to like to my knowledge, it was like Jamie Foxx was on some podcast, like kind of ranting and raving over

Robert Downey Jr.'s betrayal of an Australian... Yes, from Tropic Thunder. Pretending to be a black man in Tropic Thunder. And there was this role that Robert Downey Jr. was working on maybe with Jamie Foxx, where he kind of does the same thing except he just plays a Mexican dude. Really?

I wanna see if I can hold up. Is this, maybe Mr. Robert Downey Jr. has like some secret Hollywood talent that we don't know about and he is just kind of like Rob Schneider always you know playing a minority and Rob Schneider playing minorities is is is really is really, it pushes the envelope of art and of just the entire sphere of acting and acting as an art form. There's a picture of him in- There's a picture of him?

Yeah, there's also a headline where it's like, Jamie Foxx blames canceled culture for his 2016 movie not coming out. Oh wow, it is Robert. Luke, let the video watchers see this picture. It looks like it's, I would say that's a Pure Life water bottle. That's 100% a Pure Life water bottle. Wouldn't you say? Or Nestle maybe? Pure Life I think. That's gotta be Pure Life. Is Pure Life the Walmart brand? I don't know. I feel like I would buy those at Walmart. I think I thought Pure Life was just kind of like a, let me see.

I feel like Pure Life Water is specifically from some specific store. It's like their brand. And if I'm wrong, I'm gonna be really embarrassed. Pure Life is a, who does like, come on. A lot of the, like those things too. They're just a general, I don't think they're a Walmart brand I think it's just pure like I think it's just like an idiot dude don't

embarrass me like this no no no you don't look anything up it's fine I'm trying to help you out no it's Nestle is their parent company Nestle love Nestle don't they use slave labor or something what what what major? Corporation does not use some form of slave labor facts not saying it's all right But just like we're gonna call out Nestle. We're gonna We're good. It's gonna be a long day to call out everyone else. Do you want to sure okay? We'll go to ads Apple. Oh, yeah, we'll go to ads, but we got a compile list Okay, we'll go to ads Apple. Oh, yeah, we'll go to ads, but we got a compiler list

Apple and then so we got Nestle Apple. We definitely I would say Yeah Guess who's back back again it's black super mega no it's it's white super mega okay we'll start a second channel maybe I'm sure that would go over really great if we uh we we really leaned into that we hired like two black actors that are named Matt and Ryan. It's not a bad idea. To be a little more hefty. Not a bad idea. Like black Matt is like a tall skinny dude. For those who are put off by our cream cheese complexion. Honestly I say we do it. Once Luke is back in the office we should sit down

and have a meeting maybe call Tucker in as well get the whole gang together and kind of see what they think Of this do you ever think Hollywood like it becomes awkward in like when they're casting people and obviously it's probably like a lot of white people on the production team as like the casting director, let's say, and they're just having to like cat like they're doing a slave movie. Yeah. So they have to go through and it's just like the epitome of like the white dude picking like who who's the best slave for this movie? Who are the best slave actors I can find?

Do you think there's ever some sort of like awkward like off? Tension in those rooms dude. I'm sure that it's like this weird. It's like this performance those actors have to put on for for the For kind of like the approval of the casting director Yeah, I'm imagining like a room with the casting director and it's like an old white executive I go ahead do your slave routine for me and That probably would create some some awkward moments I never saw 12 years a slave. Did you really Steve McQueen is 12 years a slave Steve, right?

Steve McQueen Steve McQueen something McQueen have you that's a good movie it was it was alright I didn't like particularly love it it wasn't like a fun for the whole family type no it wasn't fun for the whole family it's a good movie and it's a good story I just like I don't know I wasn't like blown away I guess. Yeah, I've always meant to see it. I've heard it's really intense for obvious reasons. I wasn't blown away like I was with Moonlight.

Dude, Moonlight was fucking, I need to rewatch Moonlight, man. It's sticking on kind of like a, we're sticking to, like I'm not just. Steve McQueen, right? Yeah. Did he also direct Moonlight? He, I don't, hold did he also direct Moonlight He I don't hold up who directed Moonlight No, I don't remember but but Moonlight was just I remember seeing that in theaters and just having Barry Jenkins

Barry Jenkins not to be confused with Barry Kramer from Game Grumps. He was actually He was the script supervisor on Moonlight did a really good job He was actually, he was the script supervisor on Moonlight. Did a really good job. But Moonlight just fucking, I saw that by myself in theaters and I've talked about this several times. It had me sobbing and crying. What did, sorry? Moonlight.

Oh yes, I saw it in theaters just the one time. I know you had the experience where people were scoffing at it. Just two men in front of me. Just two men scoffing at. Moonlight. Because I guess they didn't know what the movie was. Yeah.

I've told this on the Super Mega Cast, but it was just, I'm sitting there, and these guys, these two grown men in front of me that were sitting next to each other, they're splitting some popcorn. I don't think they realized what the movie was. They just saw the post and they're like cool so they sit there and then

It's not really like until a good ways into the movie that it the gay stuff starts this yeah And and that's where that's where they got they Well all the all the sudden two dudes start making out and there's like Well one's getting a handy on the beach and then has to wipe his hand with that on the sand Yeah, which is a beautiful scene. It is a really good scene man. It's just a good movie all around Okay, I think I pin pointed why like When I when I watched 12 years of slave it felt like a little off for me is because there there's these moments where they'll like little off for me is because there there's these moments where they'll like introduce like a very well-known actor as just like a plantation worker

or something and it starts giving off like cameo vibes where they put in like Brad Pitt and Michael Fassbender and Paul Dano like thin red line yeah they just have every huge actor in it for like 20 seconds You'll be watching the moon also like Brad Pitt shows up and like a very Amish type of beard really and yeah and then Michael Fassbender plays I think like the like a main antagonist if there was one in of one of the implantations that The main character gets sent on. Paul Dano is also...

Paul Dano's in it. Yeah, he plays a little shit racist guy. He looks good at screaming. Dude, and also I think that whoever is gonna... there's gonna be at some point in our lifetime like the Trump movie. Trump! The black Trump movie. they already have the Winter Soldier starring as Donald Trump mm-hmm I can't what's his name Gleason Brendan Gleason not Brendan Gleason he plays Trump in something I'm thinking of uh what's his name I hate having the it's just cuz I these people aren't like main actors that are in like big stuff like he's he's the Winter Soldier in Captain America you know what I mean like it's well in our lifetime we'll get the Trump movie you know it's like the the the one Sebastian Stan oh okay he's playing a young Donald Trump in some movie I feel like Paul Dano would play

a really good Donald Trump when they make the Trump movie like if Scorsese were to make one because right now if you make a Trump movie while He's still kicking and doing his career. There's history. You're gonna leave out Yeah, and also it just comes off as tacky right now Like I feel like a lot of time has to pass before they make Trump movies or shows where it's actually like good because right now it just comes across as like cringe We're gonna get like some Sorkin esque movie like cringe we're gonna get like some sorkin esque movie like with Donald Trump who's the who's the guy that did like anchorman that fell into doing a

lot of like politically to Adam McKay Adam McKay yeah to get like oh and the cave movie dude about Donald Trump I thought I had a fun editing that takes you out of the movie and has no fucking purpose whatsoever like some some stock footage all the sudden just thrown thrown in for silly purposes. Randomly in the middle of a movie do it and then freeze on the frame and then just change to the next scene and start dialing. I forgot about that. Yeah, it's very weird. I liked Vice a lot. I did too, is the thing. But it is a big, it does a lot of those types of edits where it takes you out and you're like, why?

It would be much better without those. But I think when they make the Trump movie, I feel like Paul Dano, 20 years down the road, would play a really good Donald Trump. He already kinda looks like a Donald Trump Jr. Or like a Baron. Yeah, I was gonna say Baron. He could play, when they make the Baron movie,

what do you think he's like? Little Baron, well he's big Baron. Probably a little rich jackass, I don't know. Dude, he could be watching, he might be a mega head dude. I doubt it. What? He's probably watching Aiden Ross or someone. Okay dude.

If we're being realistic. I think that he definitely follows internet like people. He probably, I mean with a life like his he probably is just super into Internet celebrities and culture like Aiden Ross and sneko and roblox dress-up competitions Yeah, exactly and tick-tock so I wonder who he does watch Well speaking of Aiden Ross and Donald Trump they did a stream together They just met dude same with XQC got to meet Donald Trump. They did a stream together. They just met dude. Same with XQC got to meet Donald Trump.

I opened my phone, I hadn't been on Twitter in like two days and it felt pretty good for my mental health. And I opened it and the first thing I see is XQC like talking to Donald Trump face to face. And I was like, is this AI? What is this? And then I scroll down and there's Aiden Ross on stream with the Trumpmeister himself.

I mean, we're all used to it, right? Pokemon Go to the polls, like it just seems like kind of like last ditch pandering for a young audience. Yeah. Which, Trump's already got like a massive young kind of following just because of the Trump's epic culture. I love a Trump culture dude. Who is it that like who on Trump's team was like I got it Aiden you got to go on Aiden Ross's stream. Well if you saw Aiden was very

welcoming. Oh yeah. He has that big dumb stupid smile on his face the whole time. A cyber truck for Donald Trump dude. Whoa. He gave him a custom cyber truck that had the assassination picture on it. Truly living in a different era. Yeah it's pretty awesome. I don't think we're like we have like a top streamer fangirling over a presidential candidate which we have we have seen time and time again and it's not just you know. You remember? I'm sorry I'm getting tired of fucking like it's not just with the riots with the left too it's like I think whenever we're talking about a candidate we're talking about that candidate politics is everything

I'm tired of having to save face when talking about like how stupid Donald Trump is well hey well actually Hillary was stupid too it's like yes we can I guess I'm tired of a haven't always put like a little safety net. Yeah, I feel you know fucking hot and heavy I don't think it's in the wrong way controversial to say Donald Trump is a fucking moron. Sorry I I shouldn't even say that see yeah, I'm getting scared. He's playing fucking chess. We're all playing checkers, dude I'm playing checkers on an old Nokia cell phone, and he's playing he's playing eight ball billiards on an iPhone. You know yeah all in all I think it's just like a It just comes off at least from my point of view is just kind of like a desperate attempt to

Cultivate or get a lot of yeah people loud younger younger from the younger fan base. It is really interesting because it does feel very desperate because it's like... Using that as like a campaign moment going on Aiden Ross. Well, I mean, there is a thing to be said about the right in terms of it attracting and incentivizing young white men to follow a certain ideal and mindset because of the, whatever you wanna say it, if it's justified or not, the over, this is what I feel like a lot of people

that move into the right feel. I'm not saying I feel this way. It's the over vilifying of like the white man. Right. Which leads a lot of like. They feel angry about that. Like I'm not a villain. I'm actually, I'm not that racist.

Yeah, no, no, I think that's a real thing that pushes a lot of white dudes into the right, like down that pipeline, is they see, they think that, you know, there's an over vilification of them. So they're like, what? No, I gotta stand up for myself. So luckily we do have people like Aiden Ross to-

Stand up for the white man. Cause God knows we need it these days. Finally dude, finally, someone to speak for us. Fucking, did you wait have you did Luke ever show you the video of Aiden Ross when he had playboy cardi on where he just where he has playboy playboy cardi on for like a few seconds yeah dude like he's so excited to have playboy cardi on it cardi shows up like super super late it had to be at like a location cardi picked it was like

a warehouse like a dark warehouse car picked. It was like a warehouse, like a dark warehouse. Cardi shows up wearing like a full mask, says like, hey, hey, looks at chat and he's like, damn. And then Aiden Ross is like, here is the $1 million in cash for you. And he's like, sit, and he takes it and then just leaves. And like that is it. It's really awesome.

I encourage everyone to go check it out. I remember that moment. It was a big moment on streaming. It was trending nationwide. I didn't hear about it. Playboy Cardi ripping off Aiden Ross. I don't know if he ripped them off. I think he was kind of smart with that one. Aiden's like I'm gonna suck them off basically and give him a million dollars in cash. To show up. Yeah he's like alright. And he And he showed up showed up. I think he came by again is like an apology Kind of oh, I'm gonna show up for at least another hour cuz I feel bad like a like a few days later or something Oh really when Luke told me about this I had somehow not heard about this and I was like you're making this up and then I watched it and I

Would love to get playboy Cardi on the podcast. You know maybe he can be sitting on the guest couch right there. But just watching. So he can watch us be funny. So we can have a laugh track from Playboy Cardi. And you know maybe towards the end I can pull out, we can dig through our wallets. Hopefully we have 20, 30 dollars in cash combined. That's good.

That's a good idea. Yeah. Write that one down and store it somewhere. Cause it's genius. Thank you man. You're welcome. Thank you, I really appreciate that. Hey, I'm just here to call out genius wherever I see it.

Yeah? So you're doing quite a bit of calling out then. Cause you see it everywhere around me. So much genius that, in you specifically, that I have to call it out. Thanks man. Well you know what's even more genius? Taking ad breaks to earn money?

Yep. You know, I never finished talking about the three body problem. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, go on. Talk about whatever you want to do. It's your podcast. Thanks man. It's your podcast too, man. Alright, if you want to talk about some books that you've read, then by all means.

Great replacement theory. No, let's not talk about books No, it's really good though. I think you'd like it aliens China All sorts and video games. There's video games in it Russia in it No, well, they talk about the Soviet Union Dude, come on man. Not everything has to have Russian for you to like it They have the big furry hats and bears and they drink a lot and they make cool villains

where they have scars and like they're blind in one eye or they have an eye patch and a fun little military hat or something. No I agree. It's not really any fault in what you're saying. But you know, I- Like a fur cape? I don't think everything has to have Russians in it for you to enjoy it. You know It's kind of a way. I would give you it just said there are cool villains like in Rocky

One of them the one of the Rocky movies Yeah, they have the Russian and then in this then in another Rocky where the son of that Russian goes against Apollo Creed Creed Okay, um yeah in Creed 3 does he really fight a robot in one of those movies? I haven't seen all the Rocky movies, but someone said, I just saw some, maybe it was a Family Guy gag, where they're talking about the Rocky movie where he fights a robot? The only thing I remember that kind of is loosely linked to that was in, I think it was, the one that was just called Rocky Balboa where it had nothing to do with Apollo like Apollo Creed Sun or whatever Or it was just like him his old age there was he was at a bar and then he sees He's he's past as the the plot is he's past his prime But there's a new boxer that's in his prime and it shows a 3d Kind of like simulation on what would happen in this fight.

It shows that Rocky would get his butt kicked. If like Rocky and his Prime fought this dude and his Prime, then Rocky would lose. Rocky goes, ugh. And then he trains as an old man and fights the guy. And I can't remember what happens. I remember he cries and stuff in the movie. And then he talks to his son and goes, it doesn't matter how hard you get, long as you get back up pussy calls a son a pussy yeah I thought was

a very was it was the exact opposite of what he wanted out of a positive confrontation can't coddle our children anymore Ryan you have to be able to call your children pussy these days everyone's a fucking winner aren't they yeah that's that's exactly why you have to call your kid a pussy. You're the biggest loser. Here's a trophy fucking No, it should they should be going you're a fucking pussy. You know when your four-year-old son Loses his little soccer match or t-ball competition you get you need to take him out to like To the to the side of the field and just go you fucking pussy Stand him in front of a batting range like if he's scared of the ball and he keeps moving out of the way

Put him right into the batting cages and force him to get hit until he's not scared of that fucking ball anymore Oh, yeah, like a real man and then uh, honestly even though he's probably you know He's not a man yet, but he will be and he has to learn man lesson Oh, yeah young in life T. I mean teaching them at five or six of course He's not a real man yet, but you can you can kick start that process Are you sad about something don't be a pussy hold it in and create problems for your loved ones later on Just just let it really fester and and build up like a like a piece of of of coal that's being compressed by the earth Amen what what happens when you compress coal?

What does it turn into? Like dust? Diamonds. Oh, does it? Yeah. Oh, okay. So that's what I'm saying. I'm thinking of like squeezing charcoal

and then it just crumbles. No, I like the immense pressure of the earth, some coal, and some carbon boom. You get diamonds. So it's kind of the same thing emotionally when you've got Problems or things you're scared of hold it in and fucking creates it creates a little diamond in the rough. Yeah, exactly rough such a good The rough yeah the rough a diamond in the rough. What does that mean?

Diamond in the rough. I mean, I know what it means, but what is the rough? The rough would be the large expansive area of like, I'm guessing shrubbery and stuff that it would be hard to find a diamond in. You just stumbled upon a diamond in a large area of shrubbery? In like, I don't know why, but in my head, I pictured the rough as as like

Just kind of like a grassy bushy area me, too. I picture the rough as Kind of almost like a quarry like a like a construction site without the machinery just kind of like a like a big dirty Area with big with big piles of dirt. I guess the rough can be whatever you wanna make it. Not enough people are talking about the rough. I mean, the rough just means having an uneven or irregular surface.

Okay, I mean. Not a smoother level, so it's just saying finding a diamond in the unsmooth or whatever. I think bushes and stuff, I guess bushes make the terrain uneven so that helps. Yeah, oh yeah, and I mean, have you ever really seen a perfectly even terrain? No. Yeah, you know, God doesn't work in perfect lines or smooth flat surfaces. He has fun with it. He

mixes things up a little bit. Geometry. Calculus. Yeah. All of God's favorite topics and subjects. I mean he created them. Like the big man upstairs himself created calculus, created algebra. We had to create calculus to even become close to deciphering the majesty of God's work. My dad had a lot of books that he would try to get me to read that were like that where it would be like

showing like the proof for God, but through like the complexity of math and science It's like see or a watch how a watch is so complex You know that classic one or a watch is so complex that it begs a creator in the universe is the same way that it's so complex down to the sun down to a science down to like the molecule And then the great question to that is have you ever I mean do we even know what would happen if you change like a little Thing like do we truly know that like none of this would Exist and the answer that they go is well. I don't I had to really read up on the subject

So I'm just kind of but every the majesty of the Lord is you can't explain it, so the only way to explain it is with the Lord, obviously. Yeah, my dad would be like, you know, the golden ratio, son, or the Fibonacci spiral, that's God. And he actually, I remember it was a Dinesh D'Souza book. Yep, was it the red one? I don't remember what it was. The red one was kind of like the gold mustard trimming. Yes, yes.

And the title was in white all on the front of the book. Yep, Dinesh, man. Might have had a little Christian fish on it as well, I think. And also his daughter wrote a book that my dad got for me and wanted me to read that one. You know, I've been talking about- The scam artist, Dinesh D'Souza. The convicted fraudster. Yes. talking about scam artists Dinesh D'Souza the convicted

Fraudster. Yes. Yes, that's an extra but He was framed first of all mysterious ways. Mm-hmm. Yes, he does But that's what I say after a hurricane hits whatever coast. I love the idea of saying that after a huge tragedy God works in mysterious ways, brother. Hey, it didn't happen to me, so it's used as a lesson for me. Exactly. I'm glad I could sit there and watch it on TV at least.

This was just for me, so I could learn to appreciate my earthly possessions a little more. Aren't we glad we're not them? Actually... You could have been them. Yeah, I remember basically getting told that by people it's like when it's like what why are there children that are born starving and it would sometimes just boil down to like so you appreciate your life a little more and understand how good you have it and I'm like I okay

why I understand the perspective thing and being grateful of the life and privileges you have, but I'm not so sure about the idea of God creating this starving child. You know, I want Matt to feel a little better about himself. For children to be birthed literally to not eat a single morsel of food, to only tell, to be born and then to die is like what they were put on this earth for right it's a lesson mm-hmm for all the white kids in public school yep exactly thank God that literally thank God but

Dinesh D'Souza is someone that I would love to have as a guest on the podcast of course I'm talking about books I've been reading, like The Three-Body Problem. And it's about science and aliens and China, but it pales in comparison to these books by Dinesh. And I encourage everyone to actually go check out Dinesh's documentaries. He made- The Hillary Clinton one. Yeah.

I remember my friend's dad wanted to take me to see it in theaters. And he's the one that did the- And the Obama one. Yeah, I remember my friend's dad wanted to take me to see it in theaters. And he's the one that did the... And the Obama one. What you don't understand is that the Democratic Party were the racist ones. Yes, he did the whole thing where it's like, actually the Democrats were the racist ones. Checkmate. I also like, I don't think it's too much of a checkmate to say that each party at a time was right I know the the history of that specific time is more of like him doing kind of like a Trick right essentially but like little sleight of hand. I don't think it's I Think segregation was proofing of itself that both of the parties were racist. I think

black people not essentially having full-fledged rights written out for them and more so or less I guess defended until the 70s speaking up and creating movements and stuff like that, it wouldn't matter. Would it have happened? No. It had to have become a point of contention to where someone could have made that a part of their ballot. Because before then, it was kind of like a, I almost view it like back then as almost like Christianity,

where there are some presidents, of course, who've kind of tiptoed around it, but it's like if you weren't a Christian, you weren't going to become president, much of like, I think it's still that way. Much like back in the day where it's like, hey, if you're thinking of changing this segregation thing, you don't have much of a hope of being the leader of this country. Just don't touch it.

Yeah, just leave it. It is crazy that I was talking to someone the other day and I was saying how it is crazy that segregation was not as long ago as a lot of people might think. And they were like, what, when did integration happen? Like the 20s, 30s? And I was like, no, it happened in the mid 50s I think. Like the first integration. Forrest Gump was alive to see it.

I know, Forrest Gump was actually there when the National Guard was at the school and everything. So, which by the way, speaking of Forrest Gump, did you, I sent you the trailer, but there's a new Zemeckis joint. I've, you're gonna hate it, I've already seen that trailer. And it looks, now that we both have seen it. Yes.

Why? Well, I get the premise. You're in this one location. What I, the thing that I like? I get the premise. You're in this one location. What I the thing that I like about it is the premise camera stuck in one spot. You see the whole movie that you yeah, you see from the beginning of time what happens in this one location. I think there's a lot of interesting things to write to it. But what it looks like to me is the dinosaurs and

stuff that you see in the beginning and other shit like that. That's more just gonna be used as a fun way to just get people watching the movie, like, ooh, this is a cool little premise. And then when you get down to it, it's just gonna be some sort of Robert Zemeckis, life is filled with lessons and life is hard, but you gotta learn to appreciate life

because it's through the hard times that you truly appreciate life itself. I think it's gonna be one of those. Yes, 100%. And I feel like when I watched the trailer, I thought the dinosaur stuff, I was like, oh cool. But I feel like in the movie, it's literally going to just be used as a quick transition.

Well, we've already seen all of the dinosaurs that are gonna be shown in the movie. That's all they, they just put it all in the trailer. For those who don't know, what's the movie. They just put it all in the trailer. For those who don't know, what's the movie called? Here or something? But basically it's Zemeckis who directed Forrest Gump, Cast Away, Flight, Contact, and... And Contact.

And Flight. Okay, and Flight. His best movie. Yes. And basically... It's actually not a bad movie. It's pretty good. Flight?

Yeah. I'm drunk right now. Basically it. Yeah, I'm drunk right now. Basically, it's like drunk right now. The camera's in one place and doesn't move the whole movie. And it shows from prehistoric time to when this guy and his wife get old, but the guy and his wife are played by none other than Tom Hanks. And the wife is played by Murphy. Killian Murphy. Uh, the wife is played by, um, oh, what's her name? Right. Robin-hmm. The man. No, Killian Murphy. The wife is played by, oh what's her?

Jenny. Robin Wright. Robin Wright. So when I'm watching that trailer yesterday, I was like, wait, that's Forrest and Jenny acting together again, like holding each other and. There they are once again. Okay.

Forrest and Jenny. On the screen together in a News and Backist film. See, it's full circle, man. It's earlier when you were calling out Genius. I mean, you can call it out on yourself as well. Okay, I was about to say, I did not, well, I still wanna call out Genius

for switching the lyrics of my song on me during the teleprompter read, but that's a different Genius. Yeah, it's the company. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm really liking that Kelly Clarkson little joint that you started, and now towards the end of the show

have brought back full circle. See, that's comedy. C-O-M-E M E D Y. Yes, with a capital C. Yeah. We can't go to ad breaks, can we? Because we already did. Can we do like a go to something else? Just and here's an ad for what's in Luke's pocket at this current moment. Oh, we're back. And also some of you might be wondering about the set. You're like,

what the hell is going on? Why is Jesus the Christ like just bent over, you know, where there's normally a computer? If you're not listening, if you're watching, you're definitely asking these questions. If you're listening, you have no clue. Or maybe if you're listening, you intuitively, like if you're a psychic of some sort. You felt it, you kinda picked it up. You could tell the vibes were off, something was different.

Is something wrong with the set other than, we usually change up the background. And I think he's a good addition, don't you think? No, he looks great. It's specifically though, because people are gonna ask questions. And you know, I hate when people ask questions. I gotta pee really bad.

I gotta pee really bad too. We should have used that break to... I mean, okay, here's what's in Luke's back pocket. Yep. back pocket. Yup. God damn. Like that? Fuck. You want me to spread it? Yeah. Spread that shit. Well that was actually me spreading my asshole for Luke.

Luke got to see it. Luke did get to see it. Luke, please remember to censor that. I could see that just slipping by. And then my... It would be very embarrassing if there was like toilet paper clung to your pink. If there was some white on my pink I'd be embarrassed, but I think I'd be more embarrassed honestly if there was some brown on my pink. Yeah, well that would but I think I'd be more embarrassed, honestly, if there was some brown on my pink.

Yeah, well that would be why hopefully the white would be on the pink, was that the brown would no longer be on the pink, because you used the white to get the brown off the pink, thus leaving only white on the pink, and hopefully no more brown on the pink. You're wrong, because there would be no white to begin with. I told you about this, man. I'm on the whole, r slash no wipe to begin with. I told you about this man. I'm on the whole all slash no wipe. I thought you were about to say you use the brown paper towels instead these days. No no no I don't use anything. Because they grip onto the material more. The material of your feces. Right wiping basically is something that I used to

always do and then I found a movement online called No Wipe. And at first I'm like, what the hell is this? Of course. But they kind of explained why wiping is gay. It's kind of gay to wipe. You think about it, you're touching a man's butthole essentially. It's yours, but you're a man. So, yeah, so just kind of stopped doing that and honestly I've been enjoying it.

I have a little on the subreddit, I have a little badge with a number on it. How many days you've gone not wiping? Nice, cool, cool. R slash no wipe, I am at 33 days. Nice, dude. It's fucking awesome. Yeah, dude, at 33 days. Nice, dude. Mm-hmm. It's fucking awesome. Yeah, dude. I'm proud of you.

You should try it out, man. No, because I had the opposite feeling. I went back home and I usually have a bidet in my washroom so I can wash the poop from my butt. But going back to South Carolina and there not being a single bidet, I rub my asshole raw. So you use the clear to remove the brown from the. So you use the clear to remove the brown.

I use the clear to remove the brown from the pink. Okay. And then I wipe up with one of the whites, but just to get the dampness off of the paint. Right, right, right. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. But going home and there being no bidet and I'm having to wipe and now I'm like, Oh, it's not just me like spraying my ass and then wiping once just to get the wetness out. It, it's not just me like spraying my ass and then wiping once just to get the right wetness out. It's it's I'm wiping several times to smear the brown around on my pink. Yeah, dude.

And and not only that, I my asshole becomes chafed from all the wiping that's going on. I get some red. Yeah, you know, I definitely think I did get some red. Oh, it happens, man. It completely happens. I don't understand how it has not become like There hasn't been a new craze when people like discover bidets and it's like, holy shit Like I'm not having to wipe my asshole raw anymore. My asshole is even cleaner It's actually it's actually much better than having to go through the effort of ripping off some toilet paper

And then right several times your ass. Yeah a bunch like dig around up in there sure you know do you think it's cuz like people are more against that because it's like squirting your butthole with water feels weird yeah I love it I don't know cuz I would I would hope at least those people who are like squirtin mouth Oh, sorry water in your butthole. What the hell hopefully there if they're not already using the shower and spreading their ass and Rubbing around and cleaning around their asshole still. Oh, yeah when when listen guys when you shower You got to make sure that you're you're're actually scrubbing the soap up in your asshole.

And none of this just going up with a flat hand through the crack. No. I'm talking about massage that sphincter of yours and get it all clean and pristine. Take a bar of soap or your liquid soap, get it all over those fingers and just fucking ... Or do what I do. Take the bar of soap-hmm push it in And then pop it out. Yeah, and if you if you really really want to go for the gold You can take like a bar of Irish spring or something

pop it in and Let it sit in there shake it around a bit. Let it sit for like two days. It's got to get sudsy Yeah, but it dissolves and you you know, really cleans the anus. But people don't, you know, they're gonna make fun of us and call us coastal elites because we're talking about our bidets. But bidets are better. You have a clean asshole. Saves you money in the long run to on toilet paper.

Yeah. Cause I really only need to wipe once and it's and I never see brown when I work never It's just it's just wet dampness because of the water that I sprayed onto my asshole cleaning it my pink Sorry, right cleaning the pink to get no more brown. It's fantastic. And also people will I think there's a stigma that bidets Are like a rich person thing which doesn't it cost like 30 bucks yeah you can get cheap ones like 25 bucks even tushy is a brand that that does pretty cheap ones I think I would love to be sponsored by a bidet that would be sweet dude I'd scream it from the hilltops the brand name I would too but

unfortunately I'm not gonna scream any brand names because they're not putting any green in the pocket of my blues Which are protecting my pink my pink right not from Brown no not from Brown Dude, also I hate to say yes. I did notice that even though I wiped pretty well There was a pair of underwear that still got there was there's a pair of underwear that still got there was there's a pair of underwear that got some skid marks. Oh fuck. Seriously? Maybe it's because of how humid and stuff South Carolina but I have I haven't seen those in the longest time and let and what happens when I don't have my bidet around looks like I just start shitting myself. Yeah dude. Without

noticing. You know what's, that's actually really true. Because I use a bada, I can wear the same pair of underwear for four days in a row, there is no brown on that shit. No skid marks, not a single skid mark. But you go to somewhere in the south where you're sweating all the time and your ass starts to itch

because it's not wiped all the way. Well the fact that skid marks are even on the underwear points to the fact that you didn't get all the brown off. Exactly. There's that much where it's visible. But I wipe until I'm raw and there's barely, there's no brown. Pink becomes red. Yes. Yeah. It's ridiculous. So where does the brown come from? Is it because it dries and then with the sweat of like from my nether regions because of the hot humidity, it starts to liquify again?

Dude, and then smear itself on my undies? It's gotta be hidden. Just like, I mean, when you wipe, there's no way you can use the wipe to get all the brown. No. Right? Because you can kind of feel around and, you wipe, there's no way you can use the wipe to get all the brown. No. Right, because you can kind of feel around and, you know, do a general cleanse. Do you ever get those moments where you're getting clean

and all of a sudden you do another wipe and you're like, where did all this shit come from? Where did all this brown come from? Yeah, I thought I cleaned most of the brown. Where did this section of brown come from? I think it's easy to miss, but with a bidet, when you're blasting clear on the- And you want to change the angles, dude. I've that I go time and time again I let the water just

shoot straight up in there I collect it all and then I pop it on out see I've never been able to do that it's awesome but you and you and Luke both swear by it it's the best way to clean one's ass after a nice poop and it helps get some some more poop out that might be stuck in there. You know, uh, like think of the, here's the, here's the opening, right? Right. Here's the opening. Your poop's trying to get in. Your poop's gotten in. You put some out, but you know there's still some drops up here. Okay. The water shoots in there. Okay. Goes around kind of your poop, creating pressure for more poop to come out. Okay.

Interesting. If you're feeling a little constipated, need some help, a bidet can also help, you know, mish mash that stuff in there to break it apart so it falls out easier. Bidets are amazing. God, their podcast just keeps getting better. I'm a big, we're bidet heads.

Advocates, we're bidet heads. Yeah, you know, we're bidet advocates. Yeah, we're bidet heads yeah, you know we're bidet heads 100% because Nowadays everyone's talking about politics and all this bullshit man focus on the real issues Americans are walking around with dirty fucking ass most all of them are their pink is brown and you look at a lot of other countries Like in Europe or Asia, they're not walking around with brown pinks No, they they they have the cleanest pinks on the planet. They're walking around with just pink dude They they have bidets in their mcdonald's over in japan. Oh my god. Yeah, that was nice I went into a bathroom in a 7-eleven in in tokyo because god I had to make some brown guess

What's there waiting for you smiling and everything? Welcome master watson. Yeah, it says in a robotic voice. I don't know how it knew my name that freaked me out What's there waiting for you smiling and everything? Mm-hmm welcome master Watson Yeah, it says in a robotic voice. I don't know how it knew my name that freaked me out, but I'd probably like the cameras at the airport. Yeah, they matches identification. They have the same thing in their toilet systems potentially I don't know well I did like it was kind of a fun thing in Japan how you would sit down on the bidet and then when you would Come out of the bathroom There'd be almost like it it's kinda like the photo booth

thing where the pictures from inside the toilet would come out and you could decorate them and stuff and you could see your pink and your brown. It was how well you did. Yeah. And you're given like a score. Kinda like a Mario Party mini game where you have to mow the whole lawn.

If you get all the brown from your pink, you get a 100% score which gives you 25% off your next order of small fries. Yep, it's pretty cool, man. You were better than me at it. But you're better at games in general. I practice, you know? Practice makes perfect.

Yeah, dude. Perfectly clean pink. Mm-hmm, first time I ever tried a bidet, if I remember correctly, was Egoraptor Jones. That's probably, I would say, the first time too. I think he had one in his guest bathroom and we were at his place. It's warming and it warms your little tush. Yes, it's a heated toilet seat and I remember being like, what the f- Some of them warm the water too.

Yes. I use room temperature water dude I At the at the super megaplex our old office We had the kind of I don't remember what brand it was and I don't want to say any brand in case they want to Sponsor us, but of course you you remember This wasn't the bidets fault, but had a little knob that yeah, yeah Do you remember the hot water heater was fucked at the Super Mega Flex?

Where we just go to burning hot and you couldn't change it for the life of you. No, and the bidet water always came out just room temperature. It was never heated or anything. But something fucked up with our hot water heater one day and I sprayed the bidet onto my pink. Was it some scalding clear?

I'm not kidding. It was like close to boiling. And it hit my asshole and the back of my balls and I jumped up and I screamed. It was so fucking painful. And it was like pink for the rest of the day. And ever since then I was a little bit scared of using the bidets at the Supermega place.

You only get to wash your hands. It's you burn your hands Yeah, I don't know what you see this long with it start coming up You would turn it to hot and it instantly would become like boiling. I burn my hands so many times in that sink Stupid hopefully whoever lives at the super megaplex now Someone's got to live there right? Yeah, I, I mean it's just a house that we rented. So it is funny that someone now lives there or rents it. And they go to bed every night, they wake up every morning, and they probably have no idea all the shenanigans

that took place in those very hallways and rooms. And I'm sure, you know, I mean, of course y'all can go back on the channel and experience those memories, but there are some memories that only members, Patreon members can see. Memories. Because it's, yeah, because it's on the Patreon from back when we were at the office. And you know, for those who have supported us, you know, your name is probably scrolling by right now. There are some people, I will say, that potentially we might have missed, but it's very small. There's an even larger percentage of people, I will say, that, um, uh, to get your name scrolling here,

you have to subscribe to the upper two tiers. Um, one of the two. Yes. Um, because if you're subscribed to the first tier, it does not come with a producer credit. Yes. Some of y'all are complaining that your names aren't showing up in the credits and have complained several, several times. Oh yeah. Multiple times.

Only for us to go check to see that your membership is that of a still very generous, but $5 membership. Come on. So that's the thing is I've seen lots of people complaining people complaining going, hey, my name isn't in the producer credits. I thought it was on us. Dude, I thought something was wrong. I thought we had truly, we had truly failed people in crediting them where they deserve to be credited.

And I mean, it is a lot of work. Luke has to type every single name line by line. He has to go look up each patron and then see their status. So I was like maybe Luke missed one. But no, it's just a lot of people that think that the first tier, the $5 tier comes with it. If you wanna be a producer or an executive producer,

that's what the top two tiers are. So, but even if you just have the $5 dollars here or even if you're just watching this on YouTube and you're not paying a single cent that's fine by us. Thanks for showing up. We appreciate it. Just listening is enough for us we really appreciate it but if you want your name in every new episode of Super Mega Show you know what to do do join the sticker club or the executive producer oh yeah every single if you if you get producer credit you also get stickers in the in the mail each month which is pretty dope Luke show this month stickers yeah it's got a clear border and then this one is a little

license plate pretty cool but you know now show this month's tricksters yeah take a good look keep an eye out for those people, okay? And Luke, we know that you've been keeping a little secret. Let's see what's in the left pocket now. Just at least just a picture of it. Yeah. Oh wow. Was not, kind of expected it, I guess.

Kind of. But thank you all for watching. Yeah. There will be more to watch if you are a member of our Patreon. That's right. We record a little bit more of this podcast. It's a little extra. It's a little mini portion. Some might call it a extra super mini portion of the podcast. Super mini portion of the podcast. Let's change the name to that. That's perfect. Yeah. Thank you all for watching. We'll see you next week. Mm-hmm. And if we don't...

We probably died. Yeah, we're probably dead. One of us died. Yeah, so, or both of us. Yeah, because we were in a car together or something. Yeah. Or on the same flight. Or on like one of Boeing's planes where they're miraculously falling out of the sky. Like the door just goes BOOM. Or maybe carbon monoxide leak at the office true true true true

All that all that fun stuff, but thank you guys for listening we will see you next week and To end it all Make sure to do some long division tonight. Yep Okay, that's great. Okay. See you. Bye show proof