supermegashow - EP 1 - Crack Friends

Episode Date: February 24, 2017

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This is the first episode, the very first episode of Super Megacast. And we are here to talk about, what are we going to talk about, Ryan? Well, I kind of have something on my mind, Matt. You know what that something is? What is it, buddy? A segue over to this conversation about God's Not Dead 2, which you and I saw in theaters a few weeks ago. Yes, we did. The reason we went to go see this is because, basically, it just looked like one of those fun, bad movies. And we're not necessarily saying it's bad because of the religious aspects.

It just looked like a bad movie. Regardless if you're religious or not whatever your religious affiliations are when you see the trailer for this movie you're like god damn that's bad i love i love how they included within the movie just the only like black guy in the movie not the only black guy but like the main or the main black guy i guess in the movie had an african accent the asian kid stereotypical Asian. Like he's so, he's very smart. He's like, how do I find God?

How do I? He was like, he was like, I have 147 questions about God. I know, it was ridiculous. And then there was like, I'm sorry guys, spoiler alert if you're planning on seeing it. So turn the podcast off now if you don't want those little virgin ears to be spoiled by these god not dead two spoilers but but um the the the chinese guy gets into a fight with his dad and it's like all in chinese so so basically i got pretty much a you dishonor the family it's it's that exact conversation ryan's not even making it up and then the dad like slaps him and disowns him but i i uh i i went to use the bathroom so i i got i i uh i went to use the bathroom so i got up yeah and i went to use the bathroom and i'm like i'm taking my pee in in the restroom i'm like man this movie's bad

and then i just i'm like where's it gonna go from here and i walk back in the movie theater and it's like they're speaking chinese and i was like what what's going on and he was kind of upset because you know as as some of you know, Matt speaks Japanese. Or he's not fluent, I guess, but you can hold a conversation. It's enough to hold a conversation. Let's have a little test real quick. No, thanks. Ryan, I don't want to.

No, no, just a little. Here we go. I'm going to ask you how to say certain things. No. Okay? What? Here we go. Are you ready?

Yeah. This is the first one. Where's the bathroom? Toire wa doko desu ka? Okay. Second one. Ready? There's going to be three.

Second one. Okay. Please pass the juice. I don't know how to fucking say it. I mean, I got it. Isn't that something like they teach you in every language? Like, where's the library? Where's the bathroom?

Please pass the juice. You know, in my, when you crack open the Japanese textbook, the first chapter, it's like, where's the bathroom? Please pass the juice. When you crack open the Japanese textbook, the first chapter, it's like, where's the bathroom? Please pass the juice. Juice onagai shimasu. When did you start learning Japanese? I was in 10th grade in high school. I had a friend that got me into it. And contrary to popular belief, I didn't start learning it because I liked anime.

I don't even watch anime, surprisingly. You watch shows like Better Call Saul. Yeah, which is fucking fantastic. And I can't wait for it because I liked anime. I don't even watch anime, surprisingly. You watch shows like Better Call Saul. Yeah, which is fucking fantastic, and I can't wait for the season finale next week. I still need to catch up, but back to what you were saying. Yeah, I know. There were some games coming out in Japan, and I thought it would be cool. I started watching some press conferences that were in Japanese, and I was like, Whoa, I kind of want to learn this because I had a friend that was learning it.

He was like, Yeah, do it. Try it. It's fun and easy, so I tried it, and it was like whoa i should i should like i kind of want to learn this because i had a friend that was learning it and he was like yeah do it try it it's it's fun and easy so i tried it and it was really fun and i was like i liked the way it looked and i liked the way it felt when i wrote it it it made me feel like like a new man yeah you have you don't really practice as much as you were practicing for like a brief period here you were getting into it more and now i don't see you practicing at least i don't see you it's on and off it's like you know i go through phases with it it's like oh i want to get good at it now i mean i'll practice it for a few weeks and then and then i'll get busy and forget i mean i'll probably start doing it again soon because you know we might we might be doing a a little trip i was gonna mention that yeah we're hopefully uh gonna have a you're gonna take a trip

to tokyo you know hopefully you can be somewhat of a tour guide to me. I would be honored. That is something that is on our dinner plate possibly coming up later this year. If we do that, don't worry, we will make many a video and do a lot of recording in Japan. No one will miss.

It's like you guys will all come on the trip with us, right Ryan? Exactly. Okay, we're actually going to hold a contest. Whoever can say every number that has ever existed within a 10-second period gets a free ticket to Tokyo. Oh, yeah, that's awesome, dude. Upload your videos. Now, here's a stipulation.

You can't be a smartass and say the exact thing that I just said. That's what I was just thinking. I'm like, someone's going to upload a video. You literally have to count all of the numbers that exist. But Ryan, isn't that impossible? Look at you. You're smart. You're catching on, dude.

They're catching on. Dude, they're not as dumb as we thought they were. Sorry, guys. We love you. Yeah. Okay, let's get some straight like we joke around and shit you know i'm not gonna say those are characters that's us that's us joking around but hopefully y'all don't take shit too seriously because we're just having a good time we're just we're we're we're joking with each other a lot we hate on each other that's we joke with you guys we fuck with you guys you can fuck with us if you want. Yeah, exactly. Even though sometimes it's just go to bed, and I don't understand that one.

I don't understand, Ryan. Yeah, so like, you know. We're grown adults. A lot of people have our Twitter notifications on, like hundreds of people do. So whenever Ryan and I send out a tweet on either one of our accounts or anything, people get notified immediately on their phone. And if you're listening to this, maybe you do it. If you don't, maybe you should turn it on so you always know when we're tweeting about when we're you know when we're pooping or something like that right no never oh sorry i almost burped through

up there i held it back but back to what we're talking about um so so a lot of people have our twitter notifications on and basically like it people forget two things they forget one the time zones exist and they forget that that we're not in middle school and we don't have bedtimes. So if we tweet anything past the hours of, like, 9 o'clock at night, people on the East Coast or, like, in Europe, they'll be like, go to bed. Go to bed. Guys, stop tweeting. Go to bed. It's like, I'm not.

But, you know, the more we complain about it, the more it's going to happen. Yeah, I just... I didn't think about that. Just like in the Let's Play we did recently, I think it was the, was it the Mario Maker one, where it's like, ship us, and it's a joke, and people are like, they're on to us. It's like, you guys don't understand.

We, we... We see it all. Me and I, yeah. Matt and I, we... I said me and I. Me and I. Me and I... We're the same person.

According to the shippers, we are. But, like, Matt and I, I said me and I. Me and I. Me and I. We're the same person. According to the shippers, we are. But Matt and I, we've read every comment on this channel. Yeah, everyone posted so far. We have read it. Yeah. We're probably going to continue doing that too. And we see a lot of the stuff on Instagram and Twitter. And we've recently actually started checking Tumblr a lot.

So we see a lot of shit. If you're like, oh, they've never seen this and it only has a a note or no notes we've we've probably seen it and and uh i mean i mean do you even want to do you want to address address this whole this whole ship thing no um i mean i don't want to i don't want to burst anybody's bubble but you know we do it to fuck with you guys like when we when we when we like kiss and videos and stuff like and hold hands and videos it's like this will be really fun to fuck with them because they're going to take it so seriously yeah and it's like the thing is you learn that a kiss is just a kiss it's it's an amazing thing there doesn't have to be any emotion behind the kiss there doesn't have to be any emotion behind wait holding hands ryan wait how can you but are

you telling me you can go through life and you can kiss another human being and not feel any emotion? Yeah, much like your dad. Ryan, what the fuck? Yeah, but, like, okay, so, like, in all seriousness, no, there will never be, there's not a chance in the world, unless there is a gun held to my head, that I will suck Matt's dick. Now, I can imagine someone now, listening to this podcast, going into their parents' bedroom, pulling out the gun and looking up our address. Well, actually, guys, I hate to break it to you, but even if you look up our address, you're not going to be able

to find us because Ryan and I, we're packing our bags and we're moving out. The first time you came and visited, you stayed for a month. Were you only supposed to stay like a week or two? Two weeks. Yeah, it was two weeks and that went by pretty fast and we also wanted to do blonde boys that's when we shot blonde boys yeah you can um if you're wondering like what we're talking about there's going to be links in the description below of all the things that we've

mentioned here so if you want to check out blonde boys it's there but that's the music video we're talking about right now um so we went to Vegas to shoot that. We just were like, let's just fucking do it. Let's go to Vegas. We were just in the car, and we're like, guys, what if we just shoot this video in Vegas? And it was like, ha, ha, ha, ha. But it was really only for Jerome's part. I mean, there was some footage of, like, all the blonde boys, but really it was only for Jerome.

Because, you know, each character had a setting. Yours, Ethan's character, your character. It was like Hollywood. My character had Venice Beach. Yeah, like know, each character had a setting. Yours, Ethan's character, your character. It was like Hollywood. My character had Venice Beach. Yeah, like Santa Monica. And then Daniel's character, Jerome. Yeah, it was Vegas. Yep, because he's just kind of a slimy little bastard.

Yeah, he's just a weird, just a grown man that hangs out with these, just these younger boys. But he hates being called dad. But the thing is, he's not like a pedophile. Well, I mean, it's up for debate, but it's like he's just misunderstood because he didn't have friends as a kid, so he just wants to be accepted. So there's these two boys, and he's trying to turn them into what he wants them to be by dyeing their hair blonde. It's a really weird concept when you think about it. It's fucked up. It's very fucked up.

Yeah, but it's funny. Yeah, it's funny. Here's the thing. I made a statement recently just about comedy in general. And I was watching Louis C.K. and I came to this. You came to? Yeah. I came to Louis C.K.

I came to this conclusion, though, while watching Louis C.K. And I saw that he didn't really have a bias. I mean, he does in his content, but he'll attack anything. He'll mention anything, really. And I feel like in comedy, we need people like that because we need people who don't take either side we need people who will make fun of anything because if if we're not allowed to make fun of something then let's let's just use uh terrorism as an example uh some people don't feel like it's it's right to make fun of terrorism um because it like, oh, it's giving them attention.

It's like, no, you don't want to... You don't want to be fearful of them, right? It's delegitim... Like, when... It's the ISIS video that we did. Yeah, exactly. Basically what it does is, like, when you take... People look at it the wrong way.

When we make fun of something like ISIS, basically what it's doing is it's not, like, taking something horrible and just making, like, a joke. It's not, like... It's not laughing it's not taking something horrible and just making a joke. It's not laughing at that horrible thing. Yeah, exactly, which is what people misunderstand. They think that we're just laughing and being insensitive and laughing at the horrible thing, like the bad things ISIS do, because they're pretty bad.

Yeah, very terrible. Maybe we can all agree on that, that ISIS is bad. Yeah, I mean, let's have a show of hands. I hope most of them are up. There are two hands raised in this room, and they're ours. Yeah, I mean, let's have a show of hands. I hope most of them are up. There are two hands raised in this room, and they're ours. But basically what it does is it takes these awful things that want to be taken seriously, and it delegitimizes them, and it just mocks them.

So that's why we make fun of things like ISIS and go to the extreme with it, because they deserve to be made fun of, you know? It's like they don't get a free pass just because they scare people. Yeah, and then like other serious like topics like in Tumblr and all this other stuff. It's just some of it's just for like a fun kind of like nudge, like a ha-ha, like you joke with your friend. Like a wink and nudge. Yeah, if your friend has acne and you point it out like a wink and a nudge way,

it's not like you don't do it in a mean way. There's a way to go about it where it's like, oh, dude, looking nice. Oh, thanks. I just got it today. If we're making fun of something, it's either going to be satire, just kind of like a wink and a nudge, and just kind of like, ah, we're just fucking with you. Because we fuck with each other all the time. There's really no limit, I believe, in comedy.

I don't feel like there should be a limit. If there is, that's unfortunate because that's censorship. You know, parents are always a fun thing to talk about. I love my parents. I love my parents so much. I would hope so. I fucking hate my parents, guys. I mean, a lot of, you know, like...

Do you remember, did you ever have that stage in high school where you were like, fuck my parents? Yeah, like to an extent. I would fight with my parents a lot, sometimes in high school. It was mainly my sister fought with my parents. I was always pretty good with my parents. Who would you say is the favorite child? Oh, jeez, Ryan. Well, okay.

I mean, I'm more successful than my sister. But my sister is more adult and professional than me. She's also older than you. Of course she's more of an adult. It's like, yeah, maybe I'm more successful than my sister in ways. But I mean like – I don't know. Objectively, just – OK. I'm more famous than my sister.

But my sister works – she's a hardworking American who lives in Texas and works at a bank. And I think my parents respect that. And then – because it's like then they see me, and it's like, oh, yeah, he's successful too, but what does he do? He makes dick jokes on the internet. He kisses his best friend. He pretends to have sex with his best friend on camera. And then thousands of people watch it and go, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. So it's like, huh, which child is better?

Yeah. Which one, Matt? Which one's better? They're glad we're both getting out there and doing something. Neither of us are like deadbeats, you know? I mean, my sister's getting married, so they're happy. Give your parents a gun. They have to choose or else you both die. are they shooting ryan why are you why are you asking me these like

like that like would you sit down with your mom and dad and be like all right i want to know which one of you loves me more and they'll be like we love you equally honey well i'm the only child so it's like it doesn't really like this situation that I'm providing you doesn't really apply to me. Well, maybe they love me more than you. My parents? Yeah. My parents love you more than me? Cecile?

I know Cecile loves me, dude. Dude, she loves you so much. Dude, I know Cecile wants to get all up in this business. In it to win it. That's Cecile's motto when it comes to you. win it. That's Cecile's motto when it comes to you. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know if you own a home it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well whether it's an everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality,

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commercial it's fairly recent within the past like five years but it was um i think it was uh fuck um dude um why am i why am i forgetting the name are you blanking tv dinners okay cuisine okay yeah it was for kid cuisine and basically they did like a sweepstakes where you could you could win uh like in every few kid cuisines you could win and the prize was a fucking it was just a chicken dinner like a kid cuisine like chicken dinner like of all the prizes you know because i remember when i was a kid the prizes were like it's like win a trip to disneyland and then like get this cool water gun and i when it's like get a get a chicken get a chicken dinner get a nice chicken dinner with your uncle Ben before he gets shot.

What? What? What are you talking about? Spider-Man, dude. Oh! I didn't make that connection. I'm like, Ryan, what? Neither did everyone else before I said Spider-Man.

And then there's going to be the people in the comments that are like, I totally got it! Great job, dude. You get a fucking trophy. Give him the award. Do I get like, what does the spider-man trophy look like it's a box of uncle ben's rice with a bullet in it oh oh god that's evil ryan i'm not i think he i'm not saying he didn't deserve what he got but uncle ben yeah dude how did uncle ben deserve to get shot he He's a fucking asshole. He was just driving his little nephew to a fucking wrestling match.

Is that really what was happening? Well, he was driving him to the wrestling match, and then he was apparently waiting on him to get out, and then some guy that robbed the wrestling match area shot him. It's been a long time since I've seen Spider-Man. Ryan, do you mind if I jump on a segue real quick? and uh you can climb on my back and we can segue into another conversation yeah let me let me just hop on real quick okay let's get my back yep oh dude you think they have you think like anyone in the world has just a pimped out segue like like monster truck tires

on it oh yeah i we could google that shit right. I bet you we'd come up with something. Let's Google it then. Okay. Go ahead and Google it. We're now actively Googling. What do you want to look up for the segues? Cool Segway. Yep, he's typing in Cool Segway.

Wow, all I can say is these are anything but cool. You typed in Cool Segway and a bunch of pictures of those fucking hoverboard things. What is this thing? What is this? It looks like something you would use in your garden. People have no idea what we're looking at right now. Why are we reacting to this? Yeah, I didn't think about that.

They can't see anything. Guys, just imagine. Imagine a weird-looking segue that looks like a... Imagine a motorcycle seat. It looks like a baby stroller. Well, think of Yoshi with wheels. That looking segue that looks like imagine a motorcycle seat it looks like a baby like stroller well think of yoshi with wheels that's what it looks like yeah that's good that's a good that's a good example it is i mean i dude i'm gonna break the fourth wall i mean excuse excuse me for doing this but yeah it's it's dark in here it's dark in this room we're recording it's pretty dark yeah and and it's it's making me think of, like, you know what I hate is, like, restaurants.

Yeah? Specifically the Cheesecake Factory. Really? No, no, no, no. No, I love the good food. Okay. But I hate restaurants that turn their lights down so low that, like, you can't. It's like I'm straining my eyes to see anything.

Like, you go into the Cheesecake Factory and it's like a power outage happened and they have everything lit with candles. It's just like, I want to be able to, like, just see everything. I get there's that whole thing where it's like, oh, well, if it's dark, things taste better. Well, yeah, there are, I mean, there are restaurants that actually do the whole, like, lights off thing. Yeah.

Yeah. You know, there's a lot of those kind of gimmicky places and businesses, but one that I actually really would like to try would be one of those. Oh, what are they called? They're like meditation water tanks or something like that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like the it's the sensory deprivation. Yeah. Oh, I want to try that out so bad. Rhett and Link did it in a video a while back. Oh, yeah. Like I said, i've seen the thumbnail to that video oh

wow dude look at you the king of thumbnails dude you get around yeah yeah but it's like i know maybe we should maybe we could do that for a video uh you know if people want to see that maybe we can do that i don't even i don't even know how much it would cost are they expensive because there's a place uh near los angeles that does it i know that well we could see for for people that don't know what we're talking about it's like basically this this tank you get in that's filled with water and it's pitch black and basically it's just like it's like a it's like a i don't know if it's therapeutical but it's like it's a little kind of meditation thing where you're just deprived of like all your senses so yeah so so it's like a very just strange experience where it's just silent pitch black

you know i i think like i would have some sort of fucking panic attack because of claustrophobia yeah because you're you're in a black tank filled with water and you can't hear or see anything i i don't think i would like it we can go in one together i mean i think that would defeat the purpose of sensory do they do they can they fit two people uh i'm a small guy ryan yeah that's true you could like you could curl up around the outer rim and and then I could be in the center. Just a mat. That would give me a panic attack more than anything.

Could someone actually sketch that up with crayon? Oh, God. It's going to be a shipper that's going to do it, too. And we're going to be naked or some shit. I mean, not that there's anything wrong with doing it. Draw my cock in Matt's mouth. Don't do that. Please.

Draw... Just telling people to draw shit. Just like weird shit. Because you know someone out there is going to do it. Someone, probably. Someone out there. Is that abuse of our... Not power, but is that abuse of our position in life?

Of our persuasion over people's minds? No, I don't think are we mine for are we fucking chris angel now mine freak we're gonna mine freak people dude dude i just got mine freaked we saw chris angel pitter pattering away from oh yeah today's a little magic trick yeah we just we saw this dude uh we were down in hollywood and we saw this dude just like running down the sidewalk and he looked just like chris angel and he had like the full get up and everything but I told Ryan I'm like yeah he probably did like a little smoke bomb to disappear and then just quickly had to run away so like by the time the smoke dissipated he was just gone like how did he do it but he's just like half a

mile down the sidewalk out of breath just now you see me now you don't mind break remember that did you ever watch the show chris angel mind freak yeah yeah i did i was i was actually entertained by it i'm chris angel pain is how i know i'm alive yeah no he said that in the answer to the show he would say something like he was like uh pain is is living and pain is how i know i'm alive so that's why he would like hang meat hooks through his skin and then like dangle from a helicopter and fly over the desert and shit sounds like jackass but just just a one depressed sadistic man who dates playboy models does he he did i thought he dated one dude i don't know you know like just i hope if that's not true then i'm just making shit up

and i'm and I apologize. Hey, man, you're helping. You're helping our boy Chris out, dude. Making him look better than he is. Like, people will be like, damn, dude, Chris Angel's got it, dude. He's freaking those mind freaks. He's going to look, he's going to wind up listening to this podcast somehow. I don't know how.

And be like, hey, that's me. That's a me. Hey, I'm the mind freak. Yes. That's me, the mind freak. They, that's me. That's a me. Hey, I'm the mind freak. Yes. That's me, the mind freak. They're talking about me. And that was me they saw in Hollywood. And they were exactly right about what was going on.

I was running away from a smoke magic trick. Smoke magic trick? Smoke magic trick. Like Criss Angel, like the master magician himself, and he's doing, like, fucking gimmicky smoke magic tricks. What if, like, he kept doing episodes, and, like, he would, like, fucking pull rabbits out of hats and shit? What if he did that? Is this your car?

That's the one. Those are the one tricks that I can't. I don't like watching on TV. I hate watching car tricks on TV. Because they cut it, and I'm like, okay, stop. Stop with this. And sometimes they do it in a single take, but I'm not that impressed with card tricks. Okay.

I'm not that impressed. Like, I used to start to, like, do them myself, and then when I figured out the secrets behind them, it just became... The magic goes away. Yeah. It's not magic. Okay, there are some fucking amazing magicians out there. I have seen them, like, in person do some fucking crazy magic tricks. And Criss Angel, I'm not i'm not you know like saying

he's not legit but i mean like i i saw on his show where he he like picked a guy like he did a pick a card thing and then it was this it was this guy that's just a bald dude i mean chris angel pulls out a switchblade and just cuts the back of the dude's head open and just pulls the card out of the guy's head and he's like is this your Yeah, thanks for cutting a hole in my head, Chris. And it's like, how do you expect people to think that's real? Like, on TV? Like, no. Thanks for cutting a hole in my head, Chris.

Like, he just slit the dude. Like, he just takes it like a box cutter and just, like, in the back of the guy's head and just pulls a card out. And maybe Criss Angel actually is magic. Like, it's a fucking ATM. It's a little card ATM. Chris is like, ah, shit, I forgot my cards.

I gotta just keep pulling 52 cards out of this guy's head. But, like, okay, say that is real. What's the guy gonna do? Be like, oh, well, yeah, that is my card, but you fucking cut me open, Criss. Like, oh, yeah, have a good day. Okay, Criss, I need to go to the hospital. And then Criss, now you see me, now you don't. oh yeah have a good day okay chris i need to go to the hospital i've been and then and then and then chris now you see me now you don't and then the guy has to pay his own hospital bills because

chris chris does his magic vanishing act in smoke it goes up in smoke and he runs away he goes he goes bazinga and he throws down a big a big smoke screen and it takes off running down the sidewalk just picturing that i'm sorry this grown man child with eyeliner running down the side screaming for zika throw down a smoke bomb oh ryan i mean guilty as charged i used to like to throw down smoke bombs and run away yes but i also like the big bang theory no no i'm sorry i liked it i used to like it i used to watch it with my parents well that doesn't mean you liked it well i mean i i was i was entertained by i mean it wasn't my favorite show but my parents liked it so i'd watch it with them while we were eating dinner back when i was in like high school

and i thought that it was i thought it was entertaining i love shelman well it's very popular to hate the show i don't like the show personally i don't like its quality i don't like its writing um the characters i i personally just don't seem, I don't know, I'm not interested in the show. Yeah, no, I understand that. But there is this giant culture around hating the show. Because they make it easy. They make these jokes like, That's not what Aquaman would do.

If Superman had a fucking pie chart, I have Asperger's. I don't know in what situation that sentence would be uttered in a fucking comic book. What did I say? Superman's pie chart? Aquaman's pie chart? I don't know, dude. Aquaman's pie chart? I spaced out for a minute because I was trying to think of some of my favorite Big Bang Theory episodes.

I mean, there's some good ones, right? There's so many. Okay, well, I mean, you've got to give them credit on the fact that like the guy that plays sheldon uh jim parsons i think is his name yeah dude you know like he has millions and millions of dollars from playing this dude so it's like like the writers are rolling in it all the actors are rolling isn't chuck lori behind yeah this yeah the same guy with like two and a half men and all that damn dude he's he's he has a good eye for shit. Well, okay. Let me... He has a good eye for money, man. Yeah, okay.

I said it. Dude, I don't... When you said two and a half men, I've never personally watched the show. I have, actually. Charlie Sheen or Ashton Kutcher version? Charlie Sheen. I don't like Ashton Kutcher as an actor. Ashton Kutcher's... Careful. He might punk you.en. I don't like Ashton Kutcher as an actor. Ashton Kutcher's...

Careful, he might punk you. Well, I don't know. I don't feel like... What are we afraid of? Ashton Kutcher's actually going to fucking listen to this podcast? Dude, he's a huge fan of Super Mega. What are you talking about? He loves watching Let's Plays.

Oh, man. God, I saw the fucking Apple movie where he played Steve Jobs. Yeah, was it good? No. Did you know? Did you see how, like, five Steve Jobs movies came out within, like, one year? There's two. Or maybe three.

I think there was a documentary made as well. You're making me sound like I'm lying. I'm sorry. It's just a fib. No, it's not a fib. It's just a rumor weed. I actually, I saw... It's from VeggieTales. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah It's just a rumor weed. I actually saw it.

It's from VeggieTales. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm the rumor weed. Yes, it's true. That's a good... I miss VeggieTales. That was a good show. I watched it as a kid. I feel like it went downhill once they took the Christian aspect out of the show.

Did they? I didn't even know they did that. Yeah, because it got bought out, I think, by someone else. I can't remember who. And they changed it instead of a Christian show. It was more of just a moral show. And, of course, the styles changed and everything. But VeggieTales I really like, you know, regardless of my beliefs now

and how different they are from when I was young. What, do you not believe in vegetables? I was in Men's Warehouse the other day getting fitted for a tux. And the guy fitting me was this stout little dude. He looked like a pug kind of. And him and I were hitting it off. I'm sure it wasn't actually a pug that you were just talking to. It might have been.

That you were just talking to, putting on a suit. I might have been on one of my crack splurges. And I was just, back to what I was saying. The dude, we're hitting it off we're talking and uh and he and he's like he's real short guy he's like boy you're tall and i was like being witty i'm like thanks i've been practicing silence the dude was just silent and i was like ah that was a bad joke and like just no he just didn't was there another opportunity for you to make another joke no from then on i was just like yeah thanks okay yeah did he try to did he try to make jokes no he's just put your arm and then i'm like yeah from south carolina oh you don't have the accent

like yeah because that's what everyone says when i say i'm from south carolina everyone else that's not from the south yeah they expect everyone from the south to have to sound howdy partner sound like... Howdy, partner. Sound like Sandy Cheeks or something. I know. It's just... That's... Okay, I notice it big in, like, Hollywood movies when they go to the South and people have... Like, there are people with Southern accents, but it's important to realize that not everyone in the South has a Southern accent.

Like, most people that went to my high school in Irmo, South Carolina, did not have a Southern accent. Actually, well, I'm from Charleston, which is kind of like the city, beach town of Charleston. That's where slaves were sold. That's different. All I'm saying is very few people in Charleston have southern accents. In fact, at my high school, there was only one girl who had a southern accent, and she looked like a raccoon. And if that girl is listening to this, I apologize. You know who you are i am so

sorry or you were on another one of your fucking cracks sprees and you never went to school and just hung out in the woods and just with a raccoon just talked with a raccoon with a southern accent do you want to do some crack would you ever be down to try that with me no why i'm i just i'm not interested in that drug why why are you not interested in that drug? Ryan, try it once. No. Do a little crack rock, buddy. Crack rock, crack rock. You know who that is? That's Frank Ocean. Frank Underwood. Let's

part ways from this, and let's talk about the future of Super Mega, and of this podcast. We haven't even really discussed Super Mega at all, honestly. We've just been rambling about random shit yeah what was our launch day uh tuesday the 12th and it is we're recording this on wednesday the 13th yeah so we had a very successful launch day like we may not

be getting hundreds of thousands of views but we do have almost 15 000 subscribers as of recording this podcast if not we have maybe crossed the line already. There's a big positive wave that came with the people that watched the videos. Absolutely. We were not expecting a launch that big. We were honestly expecting to get maxed out at 4,000 subs. A couple hundred views. Yeah, just the first day. But we were shocked by how fast it kind of picked up and also just by by how well received our our content was and we uh everyone

listening to this we just want to thank you so much for giving us such a positive good launch and and thank you so much for supporting us oh yeah definitely like seriously this is the um second channel that i have personally been a part of creating and just I'm personally proud of it and just having fun with you and just relaxing it's just it's like I see another side of YouTube like there's the side of YouTube that you and I have of like that creative

you know kind of passionate thing that we do with kids with problems or creating sketch comedy and there's a difference between I guess I don't know playing video games isn't my you know passion yeah filmmaking is what i love and i love that but like doing this and chilling with you it's great it's like it's building that build building a community and being able to have fun and entertain others yeah at the base level of it um is very both rewarding and fulfilling

absolutely and it's like being being able to to call this our job to just to be able to entertain you guys it's an honor and it's really fun yeah and honestly we're having way more fun making content for this channel than we thought we were going to um like like i mean we always thought it was going to be fun but we we i mean i can i don't know if i can speak for ryan but i've been having a blast working on Super Mega and making everything. Oh, yeah. We have so much more in store for you guys. Oh, my God.

You have no idea. There's a movie review series that's in the works. We're just trying to figure out intros and all that. We're trying to make this good. We're trying to make good quality content for you. It sounded like I was about to cry. Sorry. Ryan, dude.

I was burp throw up. Do you need a tissue? Yeah, dude. The whole time we've been talking, I've been on the edge of like, I have heartburn right now and I'm just like, because we just ate pizza and it's trying to come up a little bit. Pizza and Gatorade. It's like children.

What was I saying? About the, creating quality content. Yeah, it's like we want to make sure we're creating good quality content. This isn't just like a dump channel, I guess, for us. We didn't want this to be a dump channel. We came together and we, you know, that was, that was in the discussions at first. What if we just had a channel where we could dump anything on? And then as we started making the content for this, uh, for super mega, we realized that, you know, providing this quality content, it's, it's both fun and it's just something that we love having our names under.

And we hope that you guys enjoy the content that we provide you with. And we hope that we can continue to entertain you. And we love reading the comments. As we said in the beginning, we have read every single comment. Every single one. We're not going to respond to everyone. We're not going to like everyone. But we read it.

Yes. And some of you guys are ridiculously funny. And some of you are mean as fuck. And make our hearts hurt. And also, you know, we have so much stuff planned for this channel. We have so many game series. We're going to play games that you guys really want to see us play. So, you know, if there's games you want to see us play, put it in the comments.

You know, tweet it at us, that kind of stuff, because we're bound to see it. Yeah, give us, like, seriously, even in this podcast, in the comment section down below put in game suggestions suggestions for the channel um and in regards to that no we will not do a face cam for a regular let's blaze i we've seen that comment a lot let's just let's just yeah basically final nail in the coffin on this one basically uh we we prefer our personal preferences we we like not using a webcam. It's just chilling with you and you don't have to worry about the webcam. The thing about the webcam is we want to use it sparingly. We will use it.

For video games and stuff. With horror games, you can bet your ass there will be a webcam. We just want to make sure that when we use a webcam, it's there for a purpose. Because the webcam is there for us to react to stuff and for, you know, to create a, a, a different type of video than what we're already providing you. And I think horror, horror games, they'll feel different than the normal let's plays that we put on this

channel. Yeah. Cause, and, and cause we, you know, we will use a, like a webcam,

like Ryan says, and we will, we're going to make it nice. You can see our faces are little reactions. And also, uh, on the topic of webcams, we will also be doing,

uh, streams every month. Yes. Once we get situated in our new place and stuff, we're going to set up a nice little set and we uh on the topic of webcams we will also be doing uh streams every month yes once we get situated in our new place and stuff we're going to set up a nice little set and we're going to frequently uh be streaming on youtube yeah not going to say how frequently you know we're still we're still in the planning stages of this channel but streaming will definitely become a regular thing where we will we'll hang out with you guys and just stream have a good time and then after each stream, maybe make a little stream highlight compilation, throw it on the channel. The people that couldn't show up can see the highlights.

This is just an idea. This is what we're thinking. You can leave what your thoughts are about this idea. But we're thinking after a stream, we're not going to make the whole thing public. So the people who showed up, they're the only ones that get to see the whole unedited stream. Right. So you've got to come to the stream to see it. the only ones that get to see the whole unedited stream right so you gotta you gotta come to the screen stream to see it but if you miss the stream there will be a highlights video of the highlights

from that stream we're an execution and we're just trying to make a channel and make a community that we're proud of and hopefully that you will become proud of if not if you're already not proud of yeah we're i mean we're really excited just to start growing this community with you guys and uh you guys you guys are a good a good group of fans and we love mean, we're really excited just to start growing this community with you guys and you guys are a good group of fans and we love you and we're so appreciative of you and we will continue to show that in future videos.

So, Ryan, I think this is a good note to end the first podcast of our weekly podcast series. What do you think? I couldn't agree less with you. More with you. Oh, okay. I was about to say that. Alright, guys. So, thank you so much for tuning in to our first podcast. We are going to be doing one of these

every single Thursday from here on out. And, in the future, we're going to have many, many guest stars on this podcast whose titles include it's a secret, but we have some good guests lined up. So, you're not going to want to miss these future podcasts. They will be hosted on iTunes and on YouTube. So, we love you so much. Thank you for tuning in. Ryan, you're not going to want to miss these future podcasts. They will be hosted on iTunes and on YouTube.

So, we love you so much. Thank you for tuning in. Ryan, any last words? Yes. Bye. Outro Music