supermegashow - EP 10 - A Trip To Area 51

Episode Date: February 24, 2017

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19-plus and physically located in Ontario. Gambling problem? Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. Mm-mm-mm. Ryan, I've got the taste of Capri Sun in my mouth. It's a beautiful Los Angeles evening and we're recording episode 10 of Super Megacast. Yes, praise be, episode 10. On the podcast, we're going to be talking about our trip to Area 51. We're going to talk about UFOs. We're going to talk about how Nevada was.

Maybe we'll talk about our beliefs in the extraterrestrial and what is out there. Because that is always a fun topic, so let's get right into it. Double digits. Entertainment and the media tell me that 10 is a big deal yay let's let's somewhere out there someone just uh sent a balloon off into the sky for us oh one of those chinese lantern things yeah and they drew our pictures i want to do that i've never done that i i saw some recently actually i don't remember where i saw them but i but I thought it was a UFO, and I freaked out for a second. Well, speaking of UFOs. Yeah, speaking of UFOs. Yeah, we...

What did we do, Ryan? We drove six hours out of our way from Los Angeles to the middle of the Nevada desert to go to Area 51. Area 51. Now, for those of you who aren't from America or maybe just don't know what Area 51 is somehow, For those of you who aren't from America or maybe just don't know what Area 51 is somehow, Area 51 is a government base in the middle of the Nevada desert that is super famous for how top secret it is. And also the main reason it's famous is because of aliens. It is associated with aliens, with UFO culture as the alien base where the government allegedly keeps aliens, UFOos stuff like that it's an air force base and so they keep like weaponry there because they do a weapon test yeah they have like nuclear shit

there they are the either way whether there's aliens there or not it is a huge top security base that is super super super secure yeah and just to give you guys an idea of how secure this place is, basically we'll get into the details of these gates but I just need, there's two gates that we went to the front gate and the back gate. The front gate is just a borderline with signs that say, hey, if you cross this

line, you'll go to jail for six months or be fined $1,000. And that's not the checkpoint. The checkpoint is two miles down that road, then you'll get to the checkpoint and then six miles down the road, that's where you get to the base. And they have helicopters patrolling the perimeter to make sure hikers and other people don't get into the base or anything. Because you can get shot if you accidentally wander in there. Yeah, they have permission to shoot you.

And, of course, there's the camo dudes that rest on top of the hill at the front gate. It's guys that wear all camo. They have, like, AR-15s. And what they do is they drive around in these white pickup trucks. And every time, whenever you show up to one of these gates or you get close to the base, you'll see them appear on a hill in the distance. And they'll just sit there and just watch you to make sure you're not doing anything you shouldn't be doing. Yeah, crossing the border.

You shouldn't be going because if you cross that line because they don't take their eyes off of you when you're there and if you cross that line they will very quickly come and point their guns at you and you're not gonna have a good time so no this trip started it was it was about five in the morning and and and i just like this idea popped in my head i'm like let's go to i've always wanted to go to area 51 so i text ryan like ryan let's go 51. And literally the next day, we were packing our things and getting in the car and driving to Area 51. Now, there is not an address for these places. No. You cannot find them by searching it on Google Maps.

You have to go to websites and find the coordinate points to get to these places. Websites specifically dedicated to Area 51. Yeah. So you have to find the coordinates to these places and drive way out in the middle of the desert because literally where we were there was not civilization for about 13 miles and then that civilization was a town of 50 people and that's the only civilization around for for so long yeah so that civilization of 50 people that's out like that's 13 miles away we were 13 miles away from civilization.

We were at the back gate. Rachel, which is where we were staying at the Little Alien, that is 30 miles away from a gas station, 80 miles away from a grocery store. And these are the closest of the kind. Yeah. It's literally just a big, flat desert. Super hot, by the way, with just a bunch of trailers stuck in the middle of it and that's where we stayed we actually stayed at this place this famous little place called the little alien get it it's like in like a hotel but um so so we pull up to this place

and it is a collection of trailers uh just right in the middle of this sandy desert and we pull up there's a big sign they've got like a fake alien they've got a tow truck that has like a big uh replica ufo hanging from the back of the tow truck which is actually pretty cool so it was it was definitely a really interesting place and i would even say that this trip to uh nevada um and to see area 51 and everything i think that is honestly one of the coolest trips i have ever been on oh Oh, yeah. Bar none. It is definitely – I don't know. Just, like, I've been to Costa Rica. I've been on, like, six cruises. I've been to Costa Rica.

I've been to, like, all these kind of, like, you know, usual vacation spots. And going out in the middle of the desert, there's something so special about it that I think it trumps those to me, honestly. Because it's not conventional. It's, like, different, you know? It's not a regular vacation. You're out in the middle of the desert, and at night, since there's no civilization really except for this little town, and the lights are dim, so you can see all the stars in the sky. The sky is beautiful. You can see the Milky Way.

You can see constellations. I only know of the Big Dipper and Little Dipper. Well, I know of more, but those are the only ones I can actually find in the sky. But you can see so much. And what I can actually find in the sky. Yeah. But you can see so much. And what else can you see in the sky? Oh, okay. So the airspace around Rachel, Nevada and around Area 51 is completely shut off to commercial flights. And believe it, it's even shut off to military flights. The only access to the airspace around there is designated Area 51 aircraft. So once the sun set, the stars started to come out,

and Ryan and I were just walking around the desert, and all of a sudden we started to see lights in the sky. And these aren't like regular lights, like not regular planes. These are different shapes of lights, different colors. They have different blinking patterns from regular planes. Some of them were just solid, solid glowing lights. And they started to grow in number until at some points i'd say there were like seven of them at once oh yeah they would just way way up in the atmosphere you'd

see them just flying around doing all these crazy turns and stuff super fast they go incredibly fast but but but at nighttime ryan and i would just go out and sit at this picnic table and we would just watch as like dozens of these lights would just soar around the sky and and they would some of them would even change colors, which was really interesting. They're not UFOs because you can hear the plane sounds really far away. You can hear that they're jets. I was hoping that we would see a real UFO, something like, what is that? I think that would fuck me up for life.

It would amaze me, but for the rest of my life, I think I would somewhat go crazy because I couldn't get people to actually believe me yeah but so so when we got to when we got to rachel and we got to the little alien um we we went to the main trailer and the main trailer is this big it's well it's not really trailer it's more like a little complex that has a bar and a restaurant inside and the inside is just plastered with just like printed out pictures of aliens printed out pictures of ufos they had a bunch of like alien dummies and stuff um really interesting place really weird kind of run down little ufo freak type of place and you go in and the first thing you see is you see a bar and the people that are out here in this part of the

desert are not regular people these people are are either really weird tourists or they're like, I don't know, dude. They're almost like trailer trash. I mean, I sound mean saying that, but everyone out there was so bizarre. Yeah, well, most of the people we saw were definitely locals because, I mean, the town's only, what, 54 people technically. And, of course, you get the tourists that go there, but the people that we were seeing with their dogs and stuff, they were just sitting out there. Yeah. It's like a big fat dude, like, sitting in, like, a lawn chair. Yeah, with a ridiculous, like, dumb look on his face.

Who was there for, like, six hours straight just sitting out there. It was hot, by the way. Nevada is really fucking hot. A dry heat. It's much better than, like, the South Carolina humidity. Yeah, definitely. But, like, it's definitely dry. It just, like, takes the breath out of you. Yeah, definitely. But it's definitely dry. It just takes the breath out of you.

Yeah, it's like being in an oven. It's like, oh, my God. The first time we got out of the car, it was so I could take a little pee-pee on the side of the road in the desert. I got out, and I was in disbelief by how hot it was. I would have loved it if steam started coming up from your pee. That reminds me. When my dad was in the Army in Alaska,

he said when they would pee on the army in alaska he said like when they would pee on the trails in alaska it would freeze the second it hit the ground and really and they could make like statues with their piss like ice sculptures because they could just like like build it up that makes it scary because what if it like it just froze too fast and goes right up your dick like and you have to like take a little mini mallet and like smash it within your dick and then you got shards of pete like you got shards of your own urine sticking in your urethra well that's a nice image of pointy things of my urethra but uh but but back to nevada yeah so so we get there and um you know i had to like sign

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But they did. Yeah. It was really weird. I guess that's how people are out in the deep middle of the desert. And if anyone's listening to this that lives in the deep middle of the desert, I'm sure they know what we're talking about. Because I'm sure they've encountered many of these types of people. Yeah, because like the woman at the bar, she was just kind of like, she would tell us, the moment you get on 375, they got facial recognition. They know everything about you.

They know your mothers. They know everything that you've done. And it's like, oh, okay. I'm sure that what you're saying is 100% factual. A lot of very conspiracy theorist people out there because a lot of the people out there are very – I don't know. There's a big UFO culture, and I love the whole UFO culture of America with these kind of like – It's like the unknown culture in general. Yeah, the people that chase the wild unknown stuff.

And there are a lot of those people out there. And so basically you're going to see a lot of this in our vlog that is coming out soon. Saturday. Hopefully Saturday, yeah. Basically, instead of staying in a motel, they have a bunch of trailers, and you stay in a trailer that's like – A shared trailer. Yeah. So there's probably like two rooms in each and we had two other people staying in the trailer with us but you share a bathroom a fridge a microwave yeah but but it's it's really dated stuff like they got a they got a vcr a really old tube tv and they gave you a ziploc

bag with coffee grounds in it so you can make coffee. Yeah. But we get into our room. It looks like it's out of like 1991. And, you know, we put all our stuff down and then we're like, hey, let's go to the back gates of Area 51 because we had already been to the front gates at this time. So we got instructions on how to get to the back gates. So basically, like you have to get out of Rachel and then you have to drive down a dirt road for about 13 miles and and this this dirt road is just desert there's nothing around you and you just watch the town fade away behind you as you drive away yeah and it's it's eerie because there's nothing around i don't think i've ever been that secluded i don't think i have either never you're just so far away from everything. You're miles and miles.

But let's get this straight. If an emergency happened, it would take the sheriff two and a half hours just to get down there. Yeah, because there's only one sheriff around here, and he's in this town called Alamo, Nevada, which is, what, 45 minutes away? Yeah. So the only sheriff is like 45 minutes away from this town. But he's going to take his time. He's not coming right then and there. Yeah, so the woman that was running the restaurant and the bar told us that about three times a week, tourists will go to Area 51, and they'll cross the line about three times a week. That'll happen.

Probably cross it way too far. Because we've seen videos of people crossing the line before, but I bet these people just go full body in the base. Like they actually get ducked under and start walking in. which is really stupid because there's security cameras that will follow your every move they turn and look at you so if you walk away they'll turn and stare right at you which was really creepy when we discovered they were doing that but um people cross it about three times a week and the guards as you can tell that's that's a big no-go so they get arrested and they have to call the sheriff to come deal with them so the sheriff has to drive like an hour to to rachel and the woman said like

he hates doing it so he's gonna make it worth his time so before he picks up the people that get arrested he stops at the bar he gets a burger he talks with everyone has a good time and then drives 15 miles out in the middle of the desert to go pick the people up and she said that by the time the sheriff usually gets there, the people are, like, blistered, they're sunburned. She described it as second-degree burns. Part of me just thinks that she's, like, helping them, just kind of like that advice of hers is helping them out.

No one hears this. Yeah, if you cross that line, they'll hold you to the ground. You'll get second-degree burns. They'll hold you there for two and a half hours until the sheriff gets here. The sheriff will take his time. So have fun. I don't think anybody in their right mind will be like, okay'm gonna test it now yeah yeah exactly because like um there are these buildings um like small little bunkers behind the gate with very tinted windows you cannot really see inside i saw one shadow move inside the building at one point but inside

there are guards watching you and when you're at the gate and they're just watching waiting if you step over that line they're gonna come out the gate, and they're just watching, waiting. If you step over that line, they're going to come out with guns loaded, and they're going to arrest you because there's a lot of signs that say, like, do not go beyond this point. And if you go beyond the point, you're stupid because it clearly says, do not go beyond this point. There's actually a video on YouTube of a family being held at gunpoint, and they tell them, the family, to turn around,

and they make the father walk backwards to them. It's crazy. Security is taken seriously. And it's not just this whole thing where it's like, they're just trying to intimidate people. It's like, no, they're fucking serious because they're guarding a weapons testing base in an Air Force base that is also known for being secretive.

Alien. So, yeah. And it's like, why wouldn't they act like that? And people who test that, like, I don't know. I wouldn't test $1,000 fine just to step over the line. But I will say that I did secretively just kind of touch my back heel over the line at the front gates just to say I crossed the border. They're coming. They're going to come for you now.

They're probably at the bunker right now just listening to this podcast like, wait a second. Wait, is that Ryan and Matt from Super Mega? Send out the choppers, boys. You know, the reason we went was to make our Pokemon Go video. Really fun to make. Oh, super fun. If you haven't checked it out yet, it is on our channel.

It's Pokemon Go at Area 51. However, the servers were down the first time we went, so we decided, you know what? Let's take a chance. Let's go back to the gate in the dead of night. Very scary. Very scary idea. But it's like, how often can we do this? A lot of strange shit happened on our way to the base at night. Yeah.

Do you remember the owl? Yeah, we were driving down, and there were a bunch of rabbits that were going across the street. And then all of a sudden, we're driving down, and then we see this figure in the middle of the road it's an owl not looking at us it's faced the opposite direction of us and we drive by it i have to swerve a little out of its way and it doesn't even bother it doesn't it doesn't look at us once yeah it just stays still and finally just flew away without even looking at us like we were probably two or three feet from it with the headlights right on it and it couldn't care less it wouldn't even look at us and just flew away and we were like oh oh, that's creepy.

But we kept driving down this road and a rabbit would run out in front of us every like three seconds. It would zigzag. And I'm like, I'm just going straight. Just peel off to the right, dude. Yeah. Like you'd see one on the side of the road and he'd look at you and then run out in front of you and be like, oh, geez. Should I run in front of the car or not? Okay.

50% of the time they choose to run in front of the car. But we see the lights at the gates in the distance. finally show up after about like 15 10 minutes um and we get there and it's creepy it's the middle of the desert pitch black the only lights are the stars and this little gate with checkpoints it's got flashing red lights and big floodlights shining down and uh we get out it's it's it's completely silent by the way the desert is so silent like i have never been somewhere so quiet it sounded like a nice recording studio yeah it did like like there's nothing it sounded so great like we if we recorded our podcasts out in the middle of the desert it'd probably sound better than our living room

but but we get out there and we're shooting our thing and then and then what happened ryan well okay so i was setting up a shot and i went to go turn off my car so you know because i didn't But we get out there, and we're shooting our thing. And then what happened, Ryan? Well, okay. So I was setting up a shot, and I went to go turn off my car. So, you know, because I didn't want to waste gas or just have the car on, blah, blah, blah. So I went to go turn off the car. And all of a sudden, as I'm about to set up the next shot for Matt, the floodlights turn off. Fuck. It freaked me the fuck out.

Oh, it terrified me. The lights went out. Then it's pitch black in the middle of the desert with only these ominous red circular lights flashing. And they don't illuminate much. It's just to be like, hey, this is a stop sign. You should stop here. Yeah, that's it. They're the lights that are on the little rail that lifts up, the little gate that lifts up. Yeah.

And they shut the lights off on purpose. It's weird because, you know, we're out there. And there's guys inside this little bunker that are watching us on the security cameras and i think that when they saw we had flashlights and we were filming and stuff and i think that when they saw you were going to because your car was on so i think they were hoping we would just stop and then leave yeah but i think when they saw you turned your car off they realized like oh they're planning on staying so i think that they shut the lights off to say like go away don't be filming around here and it's hard to film like we had the flashlight and everything but like it would i don't know it's just honestly it's not gonna be like yeah

it would be hard to film in the dark it just freaked us the fuck out and they obviously didn't want us there and so we thought it was probably best that we kind of i think they're intimidating us like yeah trying to make us go away and but this the second those lights shut off and we're it's just pitch black we were just like well time to leave and we quickly got in the car and just intimidation is on their side just strictly because we're out in the middle of nowhere we have no help we have no help like if if something happened to us regardless if they caused it or not it would be hard to get anyone out there in time to like help us or save us like that type of thing even if i got a flat tire that would be terrible and just the fact that it's area 51 is incredibly intimidating yeah in itself so so as soon as those

lights went off we got back in the car and we peeled out of there and they kept the lights off for um i'm assuming they turned them back on after we left but it's not like they were turning them off because it's like a certain time of night they definitely did it on purpose at a certain time to make us go away and i'm pretty sure they turned them back on because i i did some research and apparently online um it's happened to other people like that have been there at night they shut the lights off to make them go away so yeah that's that but that was really fucking scary yeah the prospect of whether you believe in aliens or not just the prospect that there's a possibility you have to say that there's at least somewhat of a possibility that at area 51 there's some there's people there with some knowledge of extraterrestrial life what

yeah yeah absolutely people think like you know if you believe in aliens you're weird you're crazy but i i want to say the opposite i want to say it's crazy to not believe in aliens for this reason. There are trillions and trillions of planets in the universe. To say that we're the only ones that were lucky enough to develop life, to say that not one other planet somewhere out there that's orbiting a star at least has developed bacteria or plants or just had the right conditions for life, I think that's kind of crazy to say that that's impossible, that we're the only ones out of trillions, literally trillions. That's such a big number of planets.

When there's that many planets, I think the odds of some of them supporting life, I think they have to get lucky, but it definitely happens. And I think even NASA said something like they believe that there's millions of planets that have intelligent life out there i mean i mean come on like there's the people that are like oh then why haven't we discovered it yet it's like do you know how shallow into the universe we can actually see we we we have not seen point zero zero zero zero zero one percent of the universe and we never will we'll never be able to but by the time humanity ends, we will still have never seen more than a fraction of a millionth of the percent of the universe. Because it's so big.

And there's so much stuff out there. So many stars and planets and all that stuff. Now, I'm not saying, like, when people think of aliens, they think of, like, little green men. Or they think of, like, gray aliens that come in, like, silver flying saucers. I'm not saying I believe in that stuff, but I'm saying I think it's ignorant to discredit the fact that there is definitely life out there. Yeah. And, I mean, it's definitely possible that there's flying saucers and these little green or gray men. But, like, I think what's also cool about alien life is that you know when ants look at us they

can't really perceive us what if there's like beings like that that are like similar in that aspect to where like we can't really comprehend their existence because we live on a different plane than they do yeah like like beings that exist on another dimension you know that are like more advanced than us that can i don't know know, go through time and space and stuff like that. It's like time is not a thing that exists to them. But we just can't comprehend them just like an ant can't comprehend a human. I mean, there is a lot of so many cases and documented cases of UFOs, alien abductions, and I'm not saying those are all real, but so many of them are so similar,

and there's so many sightings where hundreds of people have witnessed the same thing and stuff like that that it's definitely whether it's aliens or not weird things do happen all the time you and i both have seen a bright green flash yes behind los angeles and over the ocean too uh well you saw it behind uh over the ocean i saw it behind the city of los angeles yeah so it was late at night um probably like half a year ago yeah uh ryan and i were sitting out on a back deck at nighttime uh, over the ocean. I saw it behind the city of Los Angeles. Yeah. So it was late at night. Um, probably like half a year ago. Yeah. Uh, Ryan and I were sitting out on a back deck at nighttime at probably like two in the morning. And I just out over the ocean, there was a massive, just green flash out over the Pacific ocean, like just lit up the sky for a second. It looks kind of like, uh, the iron giant green flash and the iron giant when he shoots that thing

like off in the horizon, it kind of looked like that. And I was like, Whoa like whoa yeah it happened about 10 minutes later ryan missed it again he thought i was insane didn't believe me but then uh was it like the next night um we were out on the back deck it was like it was within a week two days or a week i'd say definitely within a week i was standing alone on the back porch you were in your room yeah i went i went to bed at this point and i was looking out over the deck just kind of relaxing chilling out max and relaxing you know all that good stuff and uh all of a sudden behind the city i just see this massive just green flash from behind the city i don't know what that shit is like i i want to say oh i was i was so totally stoned and i imagined it that you know i was so tired i hallucinated it but like i saw it and i remember i saw it because like

it affected me like it made me jump and i had to go back in my brain and be like did i see that then it's like registered back to me yep you did see that and i had to go up and tell you and it's like is there like i want to know like is there something that is just kind of natural sometimes that's rare that that happens because there's something like an atmospheric condition or yeah because some things happen and they're very strange, like that hum that can be heard all around the world every now and then. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, certain parts of the world

hear this low-frequency hum, and there's no way to detect where it's coming from, but everyone can hear this just low, just, mmm, it's creepy, too. Go look it up. Yeah, it's called The Hum. Go on Wikipedia, look it up.

I don't know, maybe it could be government testing stuff out at sea or something around the desert, and you see the remnants of it, of something like that. Or it could be some weird atmospheric phenomenon. Or it could be some weird dimensional shit going on, Ryan. A vortex of some sort, ripping time and space.

Yeah, just aliens. I hope aliens exist. I hope that we've made contact with aliens. I wish that it wasn't a secret if we had, but I think that that's so cool if we somehow had some communication with another race of beings. Oh, yeah. Like speaking of things with the ocean and shit, I grew up in Charleston, South Carolina, which is famous for these massive sonic booms that come from way out of the ocean. These massive just explosive sonic booms that come from way out of the ocean these massive just explosive sonic booms uh every few months or so it'll happen it'll shake everyone's windows and no one knows

where they come from they don't just the middle of the day or nighttime just this massive blast and no one knows where it comes from and it's like wait where's this off the coast of charleston i mean it happens you've witnessed it yeah i've heard it many times. They happen off the east coast a lot. Just these massive, huge sonic blasts that shake everything and no one knows where they come from. So it's a mystery. It's not like this is just them testing something. No, the government says it's not them.

Of course they'd say that, but nobody knows what it is. Could it be like meteors entering the atmosphere falling into the ocean? No, because they would detect that stuff on radars and stuff. Okay, yeah. But it's just far out at sea, these big... And it shakes.

The windows rattle. It'll shake things. It's even registered it on the Richter scale before because they've been so big. But no one knows. I think they were documented even as far back as the 1800s and shit. Oh, wow. So there's a lot of theories on them. I've read on Wikipedia, but nobody knows where they they've come from and there have been really big ones before

and uh we overheard some people talking uh when we were in nevada uh at a campfire we heard some people talking about like how there were like massive sonic booms uh earlier in the day nearby and stuff which obviously would be from like jet testing and stuff but yeah the the sonic booms that happen i'm sure some of you in the comments have, if you live near the coast, some of you probably heard them before. It's a big mystery though. There's different theories.

I heard one theory that had to do with like the electromagnetic field, like slipping and sliding for a split second or something. And then I heard another one about it's oil companies sending massive ultrasounds, like sonic, they do a big sound blast down into the ocean floor to see if there's, like, oil. That's another one. And then, of course, there's, like, UFOs entering the atmosphere and then government testing stuff offshore.

But no one knows what it is, and no one's ever claimed responsibility for the booms. Or me doing a cannonball due to my new weight. Just, like, someone out at sea with a cannon. Just, pfft, shit. You took that a literal cannonball oh oh you meant like a personal cannonball because of my newly gained weight oh i didn't hear you say that i thought people like pointing out in the comment section by the way i know i get heavier it's my body i'm not stupid hey guys ryan's getting fat. What a fat ass. Oh, also, Matt looks really tired and anorexic. Does he have cancer?

Yes. No. But, yeah, I mean, there's all sorts of weird phenomena that happen every day around the world that aren't explained and can't be explained and probably never will be explained. You know, a lot of them are hoaxes. And that's the problem. People like to stage hoaxes for publicity and attention which which makes it harder to credit it makes the the real events that happen more discredited and less people will believe them which sucks if you're someone that witnesses something extraordinary and then no one believes you that's got to be an awful feeling a lot of crazy shit happens

humans do crazy stuff to just to be like no it's not possible that our government would be hiding information that there might be life no it's not possible that our government would be hiding information that there might be life somewhere else in our universe that contacted us one day i i would totally believe our government would hide that from us why wouldn't they because here's the thing um i i read about this online because if you know me in person you know that i love can i'm not a conspiracy theorist but i think i love reading about them i love i love an x or whatever yeah i love going on there and reading all the creepy, weird things. I love Bigfoot.

I love aliens. I love that kind of stuff. I'm really into that kind of stuff. Yeah. Ryan likes Nessie a lot. I love Nessie. And call me stupid. I totally believe in Bigfoot.

You can call me as stupid as you want. It's just my personal belief. There are species of larger apes that have been discovered. Not like they haven't seen them, but they did exist. And it could be the possibility that they went extinct. Or they became very endangered and are in the woods. It's not like there's a whole crowd of people searching the woods for this creature. If we learn anything in Nevada, there's a lot of wilderness that there's no people for miles and miles.

So I don't know. I'm not, I don't know what's out there. I just think it's very interesting and very exciting. But, oh yeah, I mean, there's like, because, you know, you see videos online where it's like people on their deathbed exposing the secrets of Area 51 because they weren't there. The CIA guy that we saw the other night.

And people are like, well, if this is real, wouldn't the government take it down? But then there's the contrary, like, well, if someone uploaded it and the government took it down, then that would kind of confirm that it's real. So maybe they leave it up and then people just think it's fake because they're like,

oh, well, the government would have taken it down if it's real. Well, yeah, the number one rule is like if someone's hiding something is suspicion. So it's like if you go, hey, where are the cookies? Did you save any cookies for me, Ryan? And I take the cookie jar and I hide it.

And I'm like, no. Where's the cookie jar, Ryan? Then it's probably obvious what happened, man. There were cookies here earlier, Ryan. Where'd they go? I don't know. I didn't know. Did you eat them, Ryan?

No. No? Looks like the Commodores think you ate them, Ryan. I can see how, see like wait you're getting fuckers fucking immature children i just remember what someone was like i there was a comment one time that was like i missed the old thin ryan jesus christ that was on syndigo where i saw that it's so shitty though it's just like fuck you i love that i think we we talked about this on a syndigo podcast about the same fucking person, didn't we?

Yeah. I was like, I miss the old Finn ride. A lot of our fans are like, they have no filter. I think they're very young and they're... Like, we love you guys, but some of you guys just... It seems like you're just trying to find anything to complain about in our videos. And we appreciate all of the people who don't do that. But if you do that, it's kind of annoying.

I mean, we don't really care, but it does get a little annoying. Oh, and you know what's hilarious, Matt? What? When the people, when we say, okay, get this, Matt. Ready? Are you ready? When we say, oh, they always comment about us not being good at the game. They're little assholes.

And then they're like, they say not to comment about the game. You know they hear that. And they're like, these guys are bad at this game. Even though they told me not to say that. It's like you're you're funny i love you you you're you're not bantering with us because we don't know who you are i love like like how people complain that we're not good at games they're like that's kind of our thing is we're just really bad at games you shouldn't come to our channel if you're if you're expecting people to be good at games i think our main thing is just having fun with the shit, you know? Yeah, just have fun.

Just goof around with it, you know what I'm saying? Two friends just playing a game that they never played before and just having a good time. I don't know. I look at playthroughs, and while it's cool to see people that are skilled, the only people that are fun to watch that are actually skilled at a game are the people that are blasting through levels in speedruns or can do the no- you know the no scoping video

that type of stuff like I don't know I enjoy when people like go to an extent and it's like wow that would take hours for me to even try to do that well here's the thing we've said it in a let's play before they have the opportunity to just kind of like see what's being played we're experiencing some of this for the first time not Not only that, but they've seen other Let's Players play this game in different ways. And some of those ways progress further than our way. Or, you know, whatever. It's just kind of like, so they have the benefit of seeing other people play the game. Because I doubt if someone just played one of these games right off the bat, they'd be 100% okay with the mechanics and inner workings of the game.

I totally agree with you, Ryan. And you know what I just did? What? I put some fresh oil in my Segway. So why don't you just climb on here with me? Oh, here we go. Oh, boy. I am driving the Segway to nowhere because I don't know exactly what to talk about.

We could talk about the end of the podcast. Oh, shit. The end of the podcast? I know. These episodes are only in between 30 and 40 minutes. This insane they'll get longer when we have guests probably yeah absolutely guys honestly like if if you're like guys the podcast used to be much longer like make them longer we're sorry guys sometimes we literally just run out of things to talk about we live with each other we talk all the time to each other yeah so when we run out of things to talk about it's not

because we're getting cheap with our content or just being like, eh, we're lazy. It's because there's only so much you can say creatively and then you reach a point when your brain is kind of fried and everything else is just forced. So, you know, you usually want to end things before they become forced. You want to make it all smooth, all nice,

be comfortable with it. Come on. We want to give you guys the best quality content, the best fucking content. Best fucking content, you guys. Okay quality content. The best fucking content. The best fucking content, you guys. Okay, guys. This is fucking ridiculous. This is fucking ridiculous. This is fucking ridiculous, okay?

All right, guys. Well, this has been episode 10 of Super Megacast. If you like what you heard, give it a subscribe. We do these episodes every single Thursday. Coming soon to iTunes. I swear to God. Like, literally within the next week. I hope.

Guys, I am so sorry. You always say this. It's going to be next week, I hope. Guys, I am so sorry. You always say this. It's going to be next week. I'll make good on my promise. I've been saying this since like the third episode. I'm like, yeah, next week. Let's just put me to shame in the comments. I'm sorry, guys.

It'll be on iTunes soon. So you guys can listen to it wherever you want. But thank you guys so much for listening. We had a very fun talk about aliens and Area 51 and stuff. And if you like our content, give us a subscribe and slap a like on this video and show your friends.