supermegashow - EP 100 - Triple Digit Extravaganza

Episode Date: August 3, 2018

In the 100th episode, we talk Arby's Meat Mountain, petroleum jelly, and look back at some of our favorite moments from the past 100 episodes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Matt, it is time. Yeah? For episode 100 of the Super Mega Podcast. Shit. You know what that means? What? Big expectations, same old podcast. Yeah, pretty much.

It's just episode 100. That's all it is. But for some reason, like 100 100 it's like a big special event in a lot of places I mean it's a big special event for us but it's a cool milestone but it's not like an event like a birthday or Christmas

or Hanukkah we don't have much planned for this one other than the same old same old shit I hope you enjoy it this is going to be just your typical fun little podcast. We got a few things to ponder back on because we're going to look back at some moments in the podcast. We're going to look back, yeah. We're going to just talk about shit.

But enough about talking about talking about shit. Let's actually get started and talk about this. Okay, well, first of all, it wouldn't be an episode of the Super Mega Podcast if I didn't comment on the episode number and say, wow. I already did that for you. I mean, that's a big number, right? Yeah. 100? Wow.

This one actually is deserving of me saying this, though. This one's like, wow, 100 episodes. Oh, my God. Maybe if we hadn't have done it for every podcast prior to, it would have seemed a little more special and genuine. Yeah. I mean, it is genuine. Triple digits, man. We're officially in,

our podcast will never be in the double digits again. We have moved beyond that and now we are in triple digit episodes. 100. That's right, baby. Can you believe that though? That's like a, that's a lot of podcasts. It is.

That's a lot of us talking. I'd never, yeah. Like even if we just rounded it to an hour per podcast, which I know you guys, oh, that's generous, you guys. But even if we just rounded it to an hour per podcast, which I know you guys, oh, that's generous, you guys. But even if we round it to 100, you know, that's like, you know, four plus days straight of our voices. Yeah. And we actually we just got back from Anime Expo and I was surprised at the people who some people came up and were like, yeah, just in the last month I've listened to every single podcast.

And I was like what? how? because they binge it they just binge watch it that's too much Matt and Ryan well they're not actually like they're not like a sponge they're not absorbing most of it you know

just bouncing off the brain and right back out the ear yeah it's just kind of what things are doing nowadays you You just binge watch Netflix. Throw in the background. Yeah. Well, we're happy for everyone who watches it. And,

uh, thank you for joining us on this wacky, wacky ride. Yeah. Thank you, man. I remember in the first episode of the podcast, we talked about things.

Oh man. What kind of things did we talk about in the first episode? Something about animal crackers, something about, no, something about animals crackers something about no something about animals on crack i think yeah but i thought it was like a play on words could could have been like animal crack friends or animal cracker friend dude i don't even remember i i like if you if you if i was held at gunpoint right now and someone was like give me one thing you talked about in

the first 10 episodes of the podcast i would get shot in the head because I wouldn't remember. Yeah. Same. I actually have those thoughts where I'm just kind of like, if my dad was held at gunpoint and it's like, you have to beat cuphead in five hours or else your son will have his throat slit open with a lawnmower. Your dad had to be cuphead? Yeah. Within a five hour period.

What if he just like blows through it? Just like S ranks on everything. That would be great. But unfortunately I feel like, you know, my life would be over and I'd have to accept that I have five hours left to live. Well, not if your dad was like, not if they put him in front of that Rocket Power video game and he played that like darts mini game or something. Oh, he

would definitely save my life there. Because he beat my score several times and it pissed me off. I'm the young one. Could you, like, did that actually make you mad when your dad beat you with the rocket power darts maybe a little agitated because i wanted to be at top i wanted my number to be at top i could see that like if i play he'd get home from work before i'd get like home from school sometimes because i'd like hang out with friends afterwards like like walk over to their house after the bus drops me off and i I'd come home, he'd be playing the video game, be like, dad, what are you doing? I love how your dad like works a long day's work.

And then like his first thought when he gets home isn't to like, isn't to like, you know, crack open a cold one or like take a nap. It's like, I got to go play this rocket power game for the GameCube and play the darts mini game. No, dude, my dad's a sweet man. Like when he drinks beer, it's like, it's essentially like Blue Moon or Mike's Hard Lemonade. Those are his two go-tos.

I love your dad, man. He's just a sweet man. He is. He's a very sweet man. I'd love to get him on the podcast, but I don't know if he'd like it. Or I'd like it. Yeah, probably not. He's very sweet, though, man.

He's a sweet man. Yeah. Your dad's pretty sweet, too. He's a sweet, though, man. He's a sweet man. Yeah. Your dad's pretty sweet, too. He's pretty sweet. He's a pretty sick, radical bro. He's a little radical. He knows how to do a kickflip on a skateboard, so I think that's pretty cool. He's actually not bad at skateboarding, I do have to say.

My dad can skate. He can do a lot of sports. I can't. I'm not very good at sports. But, hey, that's my old man. And he actually is old now. He's almost 80. So I'm just kidding.

He's not. He's like 30-something. No, he's not. My dad? I think he's 36. Is he? Yeah. Is your dad young?

Yeah, he had me when he was 16. No, okay. No, no. Your dad's like 50-something. Something like that. I think he's in his 50s, yeah. Something. Late 50s? I don't know. When it comes to my parents, it's just dad's like 50-something. Something like that. I think he's in his 50s, yeah. Something. Late 50s?

I don't know. When it comes to my parents, it's just like they're 50-something. They're in their parent age. They need to know my exact age. I don't need to know their exact age. Exactly. Right? I know my parents' birthdays, though, by heart.

Same. And I know, I guess I could easily do the math. Okay, I know how old both my parents are. I don't know how old my sister is, though. So I feel like a bad brother. She's late 20s. She's your sister. That's like not knowing how old one of your...

Wait, you know how old she is, though. No. What? I don't know the exact age. You don't know the exact age of your sister? Dude, because once you start getting into your mid to late 20s... I know how old my friends are. Well, those are your friends.

Your sister's your sister. I know, but I don't ever see my sister. It's like... You talk to her every week. Yeah, but once they start getting into, like, late 20s, it kind of just blends together, you know? No, I don't. I don't have any siblings.

Well, I feel like you'd be on the same page if you had some siblings. You wouldn't know their ages. My sister's, like, 27, I think. I know my stepbrother's age. You know, I can call my sister and ask what her age is. I know my stepsister's age. Well, okay, Ryan.

You know what? I'm glad you know your stepbrother's ages. And I haven't seen them in fucking ever. All right. You know what? I'll show you a dude. My sister's 27, okay? I just, I know that.

And I'm going to call her right now and I'm going to ask her. Make sure I'm accurate. Let's see. 20, 27. That's what you're saying? 27? 27. Okay. That's what you're saying? 27? 27. Okay.

That's your guess. No, I know it. I know my sister's age. Do you actually? 27. Okay. My sister's 27. Okay.

What if you were trying to give your last words? Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice message. She said, hey, I'm at work. What's up? I'm going to say, are you 27? What was that sound? That was like a weird, like, xylophone sound from the corner of the room. She said yes.

She's 27. Okay. My sister's 27, so. So there you go. You knew it. Congratulations. Wait. What the fuck is that sound?

That's like a little small wizard casting spells. I don't know where it is. No, she said, well, not yes. Wait, what? She said yes. Well, not yes. What does that mean? Oh, she turns 27 in less than a week.

So she's 26. Yeah, but she turns 27 in less than a week. She's 26, though. Less than a week and she's 27. I don't know, but like... That counts, that counts. I don't know. No, I'm rounding it up because it's a few days until my sister turns 27.

She wouldn't be out of the pussy yet, Matt. She wouldn't be out of the pussy yet. She's sticking an arm or a leg at the pussy. She's almost there. No, no, no. She's not even crowning. The water may have broken. Not even.

The water hasn't even broken yet, man. What if babies were delivered like they gradually came out over like a couple months? So like just like a hand starts to come out or like a leg comes out for a while and it's just like a very slow process. And finally just- They came out like a chicken. Like they just like break through the hymen. Break through the-

The secondary hymen. Don't they already do that? No, the hymen's already broken if you're pregnant. Well, the hymen, yes. It's also broken if you play rough sports. It's also getting real extra broken when you deliver a baby. Man, can you imagine how painful that has to be, giving birth? Like, seriously think about that for a second.

Like, the stretching of your body and your skin that takes place. Not as painful as breaking a femur. Not as painful as, you know what they say, Ryan? You know, they say that when a woman gives birth, she almost knows the pain of when a guy can't go fishing for a day. They try to they try to use the whole like giving birth pain is like this upper upper leg in the race of things. And it's just kind of like, OK, yeah, but break a femur and then tell me you've suffered. Yeah, exactly.

All men have to break their femur at least once in their life. So women, I'm sorry. You don't have this one on us. Dude, I'm like. Oh, you know what you do for a video? exactly all men have to break their femur at least once in their life so women uh i'm sorry uh you don't have this one on us dude i'm just like oh you know what you do for a video they have those places like at some fertility clinics and stuff they do this thing where they'll for guys they'll they'll put like a little um electrical pad on your on your taint um to stimulate simulate not stimulate simulate what childbirth feels like for dudes so they can see it.

We should go do it. No, I'm not doing that to my nuts, dude. No, not your nuts. It's if you had a vagina where the baby would come out. We should do it for a video. God, that would be... You can make them stop whenever you want. I kind of want to try it.

If you guys want to see it let us know because that might be fun we got to do more live action shit that's easy man let's do it we want to do a video where i uh it's like maybe like a two month long process of a video like we film it over the course of two months because i want to try to grow a documentary i'd like to make a documentary about me trying to grow a mustache um i don't know, like, if, but maybe like a bet. Like, maybe you bet me something. Like, if I can't, if I don't have like a full mustache by this date, then something has to happen. You already know what you look like with a mustache.

That wasn't a full mustache, though. That was like a very half-ass. From your store video. Daddy go shopping. Daddy go shopping. Go daddy, go shopping. Dude, do you remember the Go Daddy commercial with Danica Patrick? Oh, I thought I was...

I remember them before Danica Patrick when it was like just girls in like underwear and bikini. Yeah. GoDaddy.com. What a weird way to market just a domain sales site. They marketed it like a porn site because it's like a hot girl. It's called Go Daddy. Carl's Jr. did the same thing. Do they still do those commercials?

Carl's Jr.? No, I think they got a lot of backlash. I think they got backlash for the Paris Hilton one. Because there was a Carrie Underwood one and there was a Paris Hilton one. I remember the Paris Hilton one. One of them they got backlash for. Dude, speaking of Carl's Jr., last night it's like 12.30. It's like midnight 30.

And I'm pretty hungry. And I'm thinking, you know what? Carl's Jr. is open 24-7. I'm going, like, you know what? Carl's Jr. is open 24-7. I'm going to go get myself a big old Carl's Jr. hamburger. But what is Carl's Jr. in the South? Hardee's. Yep. Just for those who don't know, who live in the South. It's the same thing.

Same thing. On the West Coast, it's called Carl's Jr. So I trek on over to Carl's Jr. Get out of my car. You're wearing your special boots. I was wearing my special boots. And I was thinking, like, shit, man, I'm ready for this fucking Carl's Jr. burger. So I walk up to the front door of Carl's Jr.

And to my surprise, it's locked. And I'm like, but online, Carl's Jr. said it was 24 hours. Nope, only the drive-thrus open 24 hours. Did you walk through the drive-thru? No, I didn't. Why not? Are you allowed to? No, well, okay.

I could technically, but they don't like it. Why don't they like, like, okay, if you worked at Chick-fil-A and someone walked through it, what would be your reaction? I mean, we have to take them, but usually we just, like, it's not, you're not really supposed to. But what if they couldn't come inside? Yeah, that's, maybe, I should try

it sometime, but here's the thing. I feel like that. Most of the time, the drive-thru sensor is set off by weight. Like a car's weight sets off the drive-thru sensor. Isn't there a camera there just peering out? Yeah, but they're not watching that. Usually if they're working, like basically when a car pulls up to a drive-thru, it makes a little dinging sound in the person's headset. So they know if there's someone ready to order.

And if you just walk up, it won't set that off because it's like a weight sensor. That's why sometimes like people would come up on like mopeds to the drive-thru and it wouldn't set off the sensor. Okay. So it's like if I just walk up, I'd need at least like six or seven friends to come with me in a pack to the Carl's Jr. drive-thru so we could set it off. Okay. Or we could just drive.

You could jump really high. I could just start jumping up and down and waving my hands at Carl's Jr. man to take my order. Bing, bing, bing, bing. Carl's Jr. is not bad, actually. I had it for the first time like a week and a half ago. Yeah. I'd never had Carl's Jr.

It's not bad. It's actually pretty good. Better than Burger King. Yeah, it is. It is. Because I was hungry. Burger King and Arby's need to go like on an island somewhere. Just join forces and just go isolate themselves on an island.

And the people that want Burger King and Arby's... They'll go have a fucking vacation. They can make a cruise line for those people that go to that island. They'll have fucking like the Burger King Arby's airline. Well, they'll take them straight there and they'll parachute down straight into an Arby's. Arby's, Arby's air. Straight into a big pile of roast beef. They don't even need parachutes.

They can just land in the fucking roast beef. Oh my god, okay, they have something called a meat mountain? Hold on. Okay, no, someone sent me a video of them eating this. And I don't know if it's actually on the menu, but they said it was called a meat mountain. And it's exactly what you think. It was literally a mountain of roast beef. And it looked fucking disgusting.

It was like the grossest shit I'd ever seen. When I'm in the mood for eating meat, like I want to bite into something thick. I don't want to like eat thin slices of just shit because it's Arby's. Yeah. Arby's Meat Mountain. Let me look this up. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain.

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on your purchases in your first three months. Terms and conditions apply. The Meat Mountain Sandwich. Okay, well, I guess they took the buns off. Dude, this looks fucking vile. Look at this, Ryan. Look up Arby's Meat Mountain and

tell me if you want to eat that shit. It's got a chicken patty, turkey, Swiss cheese, ham, roast beef, bacon, cheddar cheese. Jesus Christ. We should do a video where we go, dude, the guys go to Arby's. Dude! Okay, I'm down. And we get Meat Mountains

and we have to finish the Meat Mountains. Okay. Does that sound like an appetizing name? Like, Arby's, are you trying to make people not eat at your restaurant? The Arby's Meat Mountain? Oh, oh, great, great news, by the way. Oh, the Mega Meat Mountain. Oh, great news, guys.

Arby's Meat Mountain Sandwich now comes with a fish filet. So now you can put some fish on your Meat Mountain. Oh, you know, I just came inside of my own own mouth thinking of like i came so hard it didn't come out of my penis it went straight up through my stomach and yeah i had to swallow it back anyways um i was you've been to fats right fats burger fats cafe. The one in the south? Yes. Yes, I went once. You know those fucking sweet kind of bread rolls they have? That sweet butter? It's the sweet butter, dude.

Where do you get that out in the West Coast? It's like that, and then there's Texas Roadhouse has it as well. The sweet butter. So fucking good. Where do you get that sweet butter, man? You guys know what we're talking about. It's like some restaurants with the bread baskets. Is it like cinnamon butter? No, no, it's honey butter. Honey butter. It's like some restaurants with the bread baskets Is it like cinnamon butter?

No no it's honey butter It's like a whipped butter spread You can buy it at just any grocery store Fuck man I want to make some Dude homemade butter is really fucking good Homemade butter like if you made homemade honey butter I'd be coming out of my penis The recipe that I'm making tonight

Has honey in it What are you making tonight Ryan? Why don't you let us all know? We're going to grill up some special hot dogs. I saw these recipes that Antoine made on Queer Eye. Those look good. So I'm going to make us some hot dogs tonight. So me and Ryan and Don and Tucker are going to cook up some Franks,

some all-American beef Franks, except not Tucker's because Tucker doesn't eat beef because he's a little baby. So we're going to have to make him like a pork hot dog, right? Yeah. No, he doesn't eat pork either. Does he not? I thought it was just beef. He doesn't eat pork or beef. He only eats chicken.

Oh, never mind. I don't want to get into it. I don't want to chastise him. He can make his own decisions. Yeah, yeah. He's a 24-year-old man. It might have to be a bring your own-own-hot-dogs event for him. B-Y-O-H-D.

Bring your own hot dogs. We're going to grill the dogs. We're also going to grill the buns slightly. We're going to grill the buns. Get those nice grill marks on them. Are you going to use propane or charcoal? Well, I'm thinking just to make it faster, we might just use the indoor open flame oven instead of the outdoor grill. Okay.

Just because the outdoor grill, I don't know, that's like a lot of work for just a few, I don't know. Are we each going to have like two or one hot dog? I'll have two hot dogs. I'm going to go ahead and call this now. I'm probably going to eat. I mean, honestly, I can't predict my appetite at 8 p.m. because we're having a bit of a later dinner. Yeah. But I don't, I'll say I'll have at 8 p.m. because we're having a bit of a later dinner. Yeah. But I don't...

I'll say I'll have two hot dogs. Okay. And you know what? If I only want one, I'll take the second one to go and I'll eat it later. Okay. I don't know if it'll still be good later,

but it's worth it. I'm sure it will if you just heat it up or something. Yeah, of course. And I have a lot of people coming to stay with me soon. I can save in the fridge for a week or two.

Yeah. And I'll say, hey, Ryan made this hot dog. Be perfect. And they'll go, Ryan McGee from Super Mega? And then they'll eat Ryan's famous hot dogs. I'm excited to try out these recipes.

There's something that I'm not too excited for, but I'm going to try it just because. I'm like, you know what? Let's try new things. Let me try it out and see if I like it. On one of the hot dogs, because there's two different types that we're making. Two different types? Yeah. You're spoiling me with all this

hot dog goodness. One of them has pickled carrots on it, which will be interesting. I'm not picky, man. I love just weird stuff on food. Basically, there's a sauce and the reason I brought it up is because you said honey earlier.

You're going to put some Dijon mustard? Two-thirds? Dijon mustard, two thirds. You know, you put a bunch of Dijon mustard. Dijon mustard. I think the president watched a little too much TV as a kid. And you're going to put some honey in that. Honey? Yeah.

On the hot dog? Well, you're going to mix it into with the Dijon mustard to create a sauce. Oh, but that, so it's going to be like a spicy honey mustard. Yeah. Oh, do you like honey mustard? Yes. I fucking love honey mustard. It's really good. Some people hate honey mustard and I. I fucking love honey mustard. It's really good.

Some people hate honey mustard, and I'm like, it's amazing. It's really good. Honey mustard, like, with chicken. It's better than mustard. Oh, it's far better than mustard. It's not better than honey, but it's better than mustard. Honey, it's like, you just have to have a little bit. Too much honey is not fun.

It hurts your mouth. Too much honey, like, it has a taste when you have too much honey. That's like a, you know what I'm talking about? It's like a nauseating taste. I don't have honey often, so. Did you know that most honey sold in America, like, you know, this might be wrong, but I heard this a while back. So feel free to fact check me on this, but it's like, you you know the honey that's like in the little bear container? Most of that's not actually honey. It comes from China, and

it's like corn. You just put corn syrup in it? It's like corn syrup or something. So, it's not even real honey. We just need to go ahead and just get rid of all the bees. I fucking hate those, man. Fuck the bees. A lot of people on this campaign just save the bees. It's like, what the fuck? What do they do? They sting people. That's all they

fucking do. They make... where's jelly come from by the way jelly's made by humans that's not no but like how do we make it oh like how is it processed and shit for a second i thought you were asking like what bug or animal does jelly come from no no yeah jellyfish make jelly no um i like is making jelly a part of that whole like mashing like shit with your feet i don't know if you know people put all the pull all like the what is it concord grapes and shit if you're making grape jelly you smash it up with your feet well imagine like welches doesn't do that but like the head of welches every day wakes up In the morning Goes to the fucking office And just Just fucking stomps

Some Concord grapes And mashes them up He just He oversees like Like 20 workers Just stomping on grapes I mean that'd be pretty fun right Could you imagine

If you found a toenail In like a Oh god A fucking A jelly jar I hate that thought Dude we should do a video A live action video

Where we go to one of those Like grape farms In like Napa Valley And like make wine And we get to stomp on the grapes I like the The video with the woman That falls over And is just video where we go to one of those like grape farms in like Napa Valley and like make wine and we get to stomp on the grapes. I like the video with the woman that falls over and is just... Dude, that is old school

internet right there. Hold on, I'm writing down all these video ideas because we should go make... We should do a wine tasting video where we go make our own wine by stomping on the grapes. And then we can also do the one with the childbirth i'm thinking is any jelly made by mashing grapes well i mean how do you make jelly that's okay i'll look it up right

now i don't think there's gelatin in jelly how does one make jelly how is my grandma used to make jelly and i you know i went to my grandma's place um a while back and she had biscuits and my grandma's like real old old-. Like they don't have a computer. I don't even know if she knows what a computer is. But I was like, hey grandma, do you have any like jelly for the biscuits? And she was like, yeah. You know, I made some jelly. And she took a jar off the shelf and handed it to me.

And it's like homemade jelly. And there's like a little sticker on it that she had written. You know when she made this jelly? 1996. It was still good? it just hadn't been opened and i was like yeah but like i think i'll pass on this one i'm not gonna that's probably a safe bet that's probably a safe bet there's probably more than just jelly in that jar as of now it's 22 years old so yeah i'm i'm hold on uh not gelatin how is jelly made how are jams and jelly made The term jam refers to a product made of whole fruit cut into pieces or crushed, then heated with water and sugar to activate its pectin before being put into containers.

Jams are usually made from pulp and juice. Okay, that's not. Is jelly made from pig fat? How do you make jelly? Sort and wash grapes, remove stems, place them in a large kettle and crush them. So you could crush them with your feet, yeah. Add water, cover,

and bring to a boil over high heat. Reduce heat to low and simmer for, yeah. So I guess you could do that. Okay. You have to activate the pectin within the fruit.

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You guys were really excited for it for some reason. I don't know why. At first, it was just a side, honestly. But now I guess it's a full course meal and now I have to prepare it so I guess it's time for Ryan's petroleum jelly story isn't it yes well let's hear it

okay picture this crickets are chirping it's a night the wind's howling okay my windows are open I can the wind's coming through super strong My windows are open I can The winds come through Super strong All of a sudden I hear a knock

At my door It's my mom She opens the door And she comes in Ever Ever so gaily She's super happy She has this big Wide yellow grin on her face Just ever so gaily. You know, she's super happy. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah.

She has this big, wide, yellow grin on her face. And she comes up to me. And I'm in bed, right? Uh-huh. And I'm laying there in bed. This really happened, by the way. I'm bunk-ass naked, right, in bed. She comes over.

And then she whispers in my ear where my fucking petroleum jelly at son my eyes shoot open like a skyrocket in flight but this was no afternoon delight man okay my mom's petroleum jelly was missing and so i told her why why don't you go check the garage and she said okay son and then she left and then the next morning i woke up right she was downstairs she was wearing a she was wearing a big black cloak and a top hat and she went hmm couldn't find that petroleum jelly in the garage. I'm like, why is that, mom? And she took off the hat and put her hand inside.

She's like, because it was in here the whole time. And she went, alakazam. And then a big cloud of smoke appeared and a floating jar of petroleum jelly, you know, appeared on top of the hat, like floating. And I went, holy shit, mom, that's dank. And then she went, yep. Then she got on her moped and drove off. Wow.

Well, guys, there you have it. That's the petroleum jelly story that you've all been waiting for. So I hope it was worth it. And I promise you, this story just wasn't shit out last minute. Okay? For everyone thinking that it sounded like it was shit out last minute, it wasn't.

No, but it's really happened. He called me right after and told me, like, you'll never believe what just happened. If it's not event, if it doesn't sound eventful to you, I'm sorry that real life isn't as entertaining as folklore. You know. You know, not everything can be a Hollywood movie, guys. You know, I know that you have these high expectations of us, especially because we're like content creators and everything. So you think that everything we make

has to be this wild, fantastic creation. But sometimes, you know, we're just telling you how it is in real life. Just being real. We're being real with you. We just got to be real with you guys. You know, she wears that top hat to this day. She does, honestly.

Every time I FaceTime her, she's wearing it. It's not a bad look for her. It goes very well with the black cloak. Yeah. So, yeah. Well, anyways, that's the petroleum jelly story. And actually, you know, speaking of. Now that that's out of the way.

Yeah, yeah. That's out of the way. You guys know it. And speaking of petroleum jelly, Ryan, have you ever heard of Udemy? Are you talking about the largest and most accessible online learning marketplace with the most courses, teachers, and opportunities for students everywhere around the globe? Yes! Udemy has over 65,000 courses from coding to comic book art available anywhere on their website and app. Guys, comic book art. You can go learn how to draw furries on Udemy. And much like how our listeners learned some things

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And today, I feel like I learned something valuable, that I can use Udemy to learn whatever the F I want, honestly. With over 65,000 courses, that's the third time we've said it, guys, because we want to stress how many courses there are. I wanted to learn some Unity so I could make my own video game where you play as the Planter's Peanut Man in a real-life New York City environment. So I took some Unity classes on Udemy, and now my game is finally coming to fruition, as the planter's peanut man in a real-life New York City environment. So I took some Unity classes on Udemy, and now my game is finally coming to fruition, all because of Udemy.

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Why did it get like this? You're really going to make me cry on the 100th episode? And not out of happiness? I'm sorry. It's fucked up. I shouldn't have done this. I took it down a sour path. Almost as fucked up as my undies.

We're not. Oh, okay. Not in this one. Yeah, not in this one. But do you need a diaper change? You good right now? I think I'm good. Okay.

They're not as stuffy as usual. All right. Well. They're pancaking a little bit. It's fine, man. We'll change it after the podcast. We got some more time. Anyway, you know, it is the 100th episode.

And that's a lot of content we've provided to you guys. It is. For absolutely nothing. So you honestly owe us something back for this. I don't. They owe us. They owe us. back for this.

I don't... They owe us... They owe us... They owe us a Netflix original series. Our fans have to tell Netflix, we want Super Mega to have their own Let's Play series on Netflix. Does it have to be Let's Plays?

We're going to be the first Let's Play series on Netflix. Okay. We're going to have all your favorite YouTubers on there.'re gonna have onision tabuscus um tana mangu how do you say it mongoose tana mongoose mongu i think we're gonna have shane the dane Shane Watson. Shane the Dane Watson? Hey, Shane Dawson. Hey, Shane Dawson. I'm sorry about your grandma.

Sorry about your grandma. Okay. She's going to be with Jesus. God damn it. That's like the most embarrassing video of mine that's online. It's actually not. There's worse ones, but I'm not letting. They're not.

No one's found them yet. Okay. So I'm sure people are going to go look now. The most embarrassing video that no one has still found online is of me playing rock band. Okay, so I'm playing rock band, but I'm just... I don't want to like...

Because people are going to look it up and find it easily. Do you think they'll find it though? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, I remember... Like my YouTube rival, when I was in seventh grade, I had a YouTube rival. He went to my school. And we were always competing with our YouTube channels. This was back in 2008, I think. Damn.

And I remember he got Guitar Hero World Tour the day it came out. And 20 minutes after he got it he made like an unboxing video and uploaded it and it got like 100,000 views and I remember like I was so mad. How mad were you? I was livid dude. I bet you were like he's selling out that asshole. I was so mad that he did that. You're like he's not even making content. Or maybe

maybe back maybe it was only like a thousand views but back then it felt like a massive number so I wonder if I could find that kid's channel. Dude 50 views felt like a lot to me. Dude, I remember waking up at 6 a.m. to check a video I'd uploaded the night before and seeing it had 12 views and freaking out. And waking my friend up and being like, dude, it has 12 views. 12 people have seen it. Even though they're probably all from me just refreshing it.

You see one person sharing it and then we're going to be fucking famous. Yeah. And that was so much fun watching it try to grow. Yeah. And now we have all of fun, like watching it try to grow. Yeah. And now we have all of you guys, so we really appreciate it. Because of the 100th episode, let's talk about some of our favorite moments from previous podcasts. If you have one favorite moment from any podcast, what is it? Fuck.

You're putting me on the spot here, brother. I can come back to you. Do you have a moment already picked out? No. Oh. I mean, they're all good, right? Yeah, they're all so good. They're all so funny and good.

Funny. Let's see. Memorable moments. Let's see. We got memorabilia moments. Let's see. We've got, I mean, there was so many Ming reports. Yeah.

And she's doing great now, I think. We don't see her anymore. Man, what are some other things from our podcast? I mean, what's your favorite ending we've done? My favorite ending we've done? Let's go with the most classic one. The one... Where it's the clones.

Yeah, yeah. Let's roll the clip. Like, I don't know what it is about the water. Matt, that's not the real Ryan. What the fuck? Who the fuck is it? Matt, I know... You just shot is about the water. Matt, that's not the real Ryan. What the fuck? Who the fuck is it? Matt, I know. Let me.

You just shot my. Why are there two Ryans? I overslept. And then Tucker said you went with me to go get the, record the podcast or something. We drove here together. Why are there two Ryans? That wasn't the right Ryan. What are you talking about?

I'm talking. Okay. Tell me. Answer me this. Did you drink tea before going to bed last night? Yes, fuck we need the we need to go now what what because you drank that tea a series of events is it what what the fuck i'm the real man what the don't listen to him what don't listen that's the man that drank the tea though wow that was something yeah and remember the classic episode when uh we were attacked by chimps?

Oh, yeah. Roll the clip. But, you know, this has been a great podcast. Don't forget moms out there to send in your application. Guys, thank you so much for listening. This has been episode 59. Next episode is... What the fuck?

What the... Man, wasn't that something? That was a delight to listen to indeed, Matthew. But there's one. Okay. If this is one that I don't want people to go back because this is actually one of the most embarrassing podcasts. It's the second one we ever did. I think the second or third episode two or three.

The one where we just do a take a history quiz. Oh, man. the second or third episode two or three the one where we just do a take a history quiz oh man that i think that was the third or fourth episode where we just like well i don't know shit i have no idea we just asked each other history questions yeah i was like i was like all right ryan what happened in the vietnam war and actually i would love to do a video series where we where we have to do like geography and history and stuff just to see like how it works um we'd learn we'd learn we would we would but we should we should we should set that up soon anyway okay i got a question for you matt laying on me dude okay i'm just curious as to your answer i guess um how did how did we how did we evolve from ocean from the ocean how do we how do? Well, simple, Ryan, we didn't. Evolution is a lie.

It's simply nothing but a theory. And the sooner you accept that... People don't understand how strong a scientific theory is. It's not just, oh, it's a theory, doop-de-doop. No! It's so fucking strong. It's highly regarded in the scientific community. I'm shocked that there were still people in 2016 that try to disprove evolution.

It's just like one of those things, like, oh, the sun's hot. Evolution's real. Like, it's just a fucking thing. Please, like, debate us in the comments if evolution is, like, if you think evolution is not real, please let it be known so everyone in the comments section can literally just like. There's like fossil record. Not just that. Ryan, anyone can make up fossil records. But you look at, like, just the simple things.

Like, when you move a species to a different environment, it eventually will adapt. It'll die or adapt. That's how it works. Can I stop you right there, Ryan? What? You know the Earth is only 6,000 years old, right? Billions and billions of years to form this molten rock. 6,000 years old, Ryan. The rock. 6,000 years old, Ryan.

The universe is 6,000 years old. Get these stupid ideas out of your fucking head. You know, okay, well, since we're on the topic of evolution, I think this is a good segue into science. Okay. Let's talk science, dude. Okay. All right.

Ryan. Yeah? I'm ready. One of the most interesting things about science is space yes yes I like I like going to the Griffith Observatory it's a it's a great place you and I should go and like go to the planetarium and shit yeah planetarium sorry the Griffith Observatory is right next to the Hollywood sign and they have all these big telescopes it's really cool stethoscopes I saw a Jupiter I think yeah it was Jupiter you told me about it and i remember

ryan what's a black hole um a black hole i know it sucks things up good good okay and uh i just imagine like a keynote speech on black holes from ryan mcgee professor mcgee here to talk about black holes like a whole group of college students i'm looking around nervously like sweating from the brow your hands in your pockets you dab your brow off a black hole is it sucks things up um in a uh gravity doesn't work as well how does it well no it doesn't it doesn't work it sucks gravity um how does it like how is do you, do you know how a black hole is formed? By some cosmic coincidence. No, it's stars when they implode on themselves.

Yeah, that sounds like a coincidence. No. Is it cosmic coincidence? Sure. This podcast has been around, I remember like, I listened to an episode recently where we were talking about like, we didn't even didn't even it was right when Donald Trump started running for president. Or when he was like...

Our dramatic intro for after he won the election. Where he made it sound like a North Korean fucking... Actually, that was one of my favorite intros. I like that intro. Outros of the podcast was how that one ended. Oh, yeah. You just farting into the microphone.

Well, play the clip, Matt. Here it is. This is a political podcast. Yay, politics. And the president of the United States of America is Donald Trump. Ha ha. Epic farts? XD?

Epic farts, dude. Epic farts. Is that the name of your book? Let's write a book called Epic Farts and get it in Barnes & Noble. Get it in the New York Times bestsellers if there was a book called Epic Farts. And we could put that fucking badge on it. Here's the thing, Ryan. Apparently getting like...

Why haven't we done that? We talked with Aaron about like doing a Minecraft book. We need to actually sit down and write a book, all three of us, and get it into the New York Times bestsellers list. So then we could be like, yeah, I was a New York Times bestselling author for my book, Epic Farts. And then I could go to like bougie New York parties and shit, like with a bunch of like... Epic Farts? It's so dumb. Would you knock over? A stool.

You fucking moron. It's a stool. Oh man, there's so many classic podcast moments uh let's see you know one of my most recent favorite ones is the one the recent podcast episode 98 with ding dong and julian where uh we were discussing um uh the whole bit about bart simpson turning into a penis let's roll that clip that's my marge impression so So definitely Bart turning... Turning into. Turning into. Bart transitioning.

Oh, I thought you were going to say Bart turning into a penis. That's it. That's what it is. That would get national headlines. Bart turns into a penis. That's it. That is the one thing that they could do that wouldn't get them canceled But would would but would everyone go mmm? You know like if they can't do this they wouldn't cancel the Simpsons over that

Why it's weird and it's crude, but it's not controversial like us how like it's right It's not a touchy subject which talks very much. Are you talking about it? It's not exactly political friends in the it very straight like he's in the hospital and everything. No one knows what's wrong with him. Wait, I have to picture it correctly.

To picture it correctly, is he a tiny, like regular sized penis or is he a human sized? He's a Bart Simpson sized penis. He's a PNG of a penis with the hue

switched to yellow. It's Matt Groening's penis. It's slowly fading in. How does this episode unfold? Let's write this episode. Give us the synopsis. They have to unravel like a big cast of people.

That's how the episode starts? No, that's how it ends. He's in the hospital. They don't know what's wrong. And they have a big cast over his head. And they're like, I'm so sorry I have to show you this. And they show the head sprouting out of his hair. I like that you've composed it like a Junji Ito comic.

They can make it a two-parter. They begin to unwrap. And all of a sudden, Marge is like, ah! And then it cuts to black and goes, 2B, continue. She sounds very happy. Homer goes, no! Is he falling down a well? He also falls down a well.

It's a hard cut to the black screen with the credits, and you hear him echoing over it. Yeah, it's like echoing. Like it zooms into his mouth going, no! That would be really funny. Last time on The Simpsons. Last time on The Simpsons. Last time on The Simpsons. I just wish we were coming up... My boy's a giant penis!

I wish we were coming up with funny stuff that wasn't just Simpsons doing weird things as usual. Now I'm imagining Bart Simpson, but the top of his head instead of the spikes is the head of a penis. So his face is still there. His eyes are like halfway open like he'd look his head it's just the head of a penis his eyes are like

halfway open like he'd look weak he's sick from turning into a penis his energy has been drained from the transformation I mean it's a very it's a very intense process

no you know what I love I love uh when the story about you taking a high school girl to prom that's a good one let's roll that clip but yeah I do see that

you know that shit with like celebrities actually going to... Is that something like their agents like, yeah, just do this this once. It'll make you look like a good guy, okay? I feel like it's... What celebrity would willingly be like, I'll go to prom with this ninth grader, yeah.

Not me. I'm not saying I'm a celebrity, but I'm saying that like... I've gotten those... You've gotten those, right? Have you ever seen at least one person that's like, Matt, will you get a prom with me? like I've gotten those have you you've gotten those right have you ever seen at least one person that's like Matt will you get a problem with me because I've seen like a few of those I think I've seen like one or two yeah but I never know if they're serious or if it's just

someone just being a goofball judging by some of those profile pictures though you can you can bet that some of them are serious you've gotten those like I've gotten like I've seen like one or two would you uh would you ever do it ryan no come on ryan okay picture this though in your head picture picture this this fucking 17 year old girl like in a beautiful prom dress in a beautiful trump trump in a beautiful prom dress she's walking in and then here comes me in, like, a black t-shirt, gym shorts, flip-flops,

and a bag of Buffalo Wild Wings. Like, shaggy hair, like, your hat's a little crooked. My hat's a little... Your beard's all messy. Just walk in. I got invited. So, I brought this if you want to, like, just... Some wings.

Yeah. And, like, in the limo ride there, you're just eating messy... Yeah! Like, all over your face. And I'm, like, looking, like, back and forth. I'm like, hey, y'all got any wet naps? You guys got wet wipes? It's, like, all over your face and I'm like looking like back and forth I'm like hey y'all got any wet naps you guys got

wet wipes it's like all in your facial hair yeah but they don't so I just forget about it and I just have wing sauce on around my mouth and on my fingertips for the rest of the night you wipe like no one no one's looking you like you casually wipe your hands on the upholstery of the limo

like the nice white seats or i mean like during the dance you get it all over her dress yeah just like like buffalo wild wings fingerprints over a nice prom dress then like i'll just like you'll just see me at some point just like off on the side sitting on like some bleachers or some shit just like like going at my fingers biting Biting your fingernails? Trying to get the sauce out from under my fingernails and shit. You smell like cigarettes and you got dog hair all over you. And you see me just

ruffling through like the bag just to be like are there any more wings that accidentally dropped in there? There's some mozzarella sticks. Any ketchup packets that suck dry? I'm imagining that if you actually said yes. Because maybe in this high school,

maybe a couple kids would know who you are from YouTube maybe because they would know YouTube. But then everyone else would be like, who is this grown man coming to prom with you know, Bethany? They'd think I was the shit though. They'd be like, whoa, he doesn't he doesn't care.

I'm kidding. They'd think there was something wrong, and they'd have to call a police officer. An administrator, like a chaperone at the prom, would come up to you and be like, sir, are you here to pick someone up? No, hold on. I got a ticket. I know what you're going to say.

I got a ticket, though, so you can bugger off. I'm here with Tiffany. As a chaperone at a prom, like if I was chaperaperone at a prom, like, if I was chaperoning my kid's prom and I saw you walk in with a 17-year-old girl in a bag of Buffalo Wild Wings. And you got sauce caked around your lips.

And, like, as you're walking in, you're just, like, you're, like, taking the last drag off a cigarette and you drop it on the ground and you just walk in. I're just like, you're like taking the last drag off a cigarette and you drop it on the ground. You just walk in. I smell of just like a damp cigarette and weed. You walk in and like hack your lungs out.

I'm just like Then I like jiggle the bag around to just kind of be like, I don't want to see the spit You spit in the Buffalo Wild Wings bag? Yeah You take a cup and there's the punch bowl And you just dip the cup in the punch bowl

Put my hands in the punch bowl like with the cup Like they dip, they accidentally dip a little bit in There's like strings of chicken just floating in the punch bowl Now I'm imagining like you get a bowl Like you know they have a serving ladle for the punch Yeah But instead you're just scooping it with a cup But you know they have a serving ladle for the punch Yeah But instead you're just scooping it with a cup But you drop your cup on the ground

And spill it and it's all wet and has some dirt on it from the ground You pick up that cup and scoop some more Tiffany sitting in the punch bowl Crying The YouTube idol that she invited to prom Was a disgusting mess of a human Then with her inside I'll frisbee her

off a cliff into the sunset. And then she'll smile, a tear will run down her face, and then she'll go bing in the distance. And then I'll walk away, coughing. And that's the end of Ryan's prom, when he went to prom with a fan. Yep. What about

Fuckfest 2004? Are you gonna have fun finding all these clips? Yes. Absolutely. This is going to be editing hell. Having to go back through 100 episodes

and figure out which one's in which one. But here's, here's Fuckfest 2004. Let's try it again. You gotta, you gotta say a word. Okay, I'm trying,

I'm trying. Even if it doesn't fully match. Okay, okay, I'll start, I'll start it off. Okay. Walking down the street, there was a big fuck fest called Fuck Fest 2004.

That was a good one. Walking down the street, there was a big fuckfest called Fuckfest 2004. I wish we could call the episode Fuckfest 2004. I know. I wish that was a thing. Fuckfest 2004. Is there something called Fuckfest? There's probably something called Fuckfest.

I'm looking it up. Fuckfest. Is it legal to have, like, a fuckfest? Like's probably something called fuck fest. I'm looking it up. Fuck fest. Is it legal to have like a fuck fest? Like an organized festival for fucking. Oh, I know what fuck fest is. Isn't that like a porn thing where it's like college fuck fest? There's beach fuck fest. Let's see what this is.

These are just porn videos probably. Hold on. Look at that. She's just. Let me see. Bring that over here. Hold on. Let me get this screen going. Is she... Oh, she was receiving oral sex? From another woman. Ew, was she peeing?

Oh, no. I don't know. Wait, was she... What's going on? I think someone was pouring liquor on her. Let's skip further ahead. Let's skip further down in there. Let's see what's going on.

Oh, oh. Here we go. She's pouring liquor. Why are they all pouring liquor on their genitals? That's not good for your balls and dick. That's got aes them i'm sure but i imagine that it she's blowing them but she poured liquor on his dick where does this stuff happen dude i don't know why am i never there okay she's she's fully naked now dance okay they're dude that's she this is a fuck fest that is the definition of a fuck fest okay oh wait wait i got okay uh i think it was the second episode of the podcast

with frank javsi and there was some something about like uh frank made some comment about i was talking about like like playing my dick like a flute and he made some comment about about like that's what it's like to be a let's play or something i don't remember just roll roll the clip i know my wish unlimited capri sun no i would i would i would so first i would have two of my bottom ribs would have to be like gone and then basically i would turn my dick into a flute and when i blew into it the noise would come out of my asshole and i could just like maneuver the balls to make like change the pitch so i could just blow into my dick like a flute and and it would be really and i'd be able to sell out shows around the world.

Because you know people would want to fucking see that. People would pay hundreds and hundreds of dollars for tickets to see a dude go on stage, drop his pants, and then put his mouth around his own cock, and fiddle with his balls, and play beautiful music out of his ass. Wow. That sounds a lot like a Let's Play. So anyway... out of his ass. Wow. That sounds a lot like a Let's Play.

So anyway- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA And he gave a little story about his nuts falling out of his pants. So let's roll that one. I have this weird pair of underwear that have the button in the front for your nuts. It's not for your nuts. It's so you can pee out of it. No, okay, so like... You know when you need to cool your nuts off? You just take them out?

So the buttons for the front pouch, I guess. Is that what you call your penis? The front pouch? They're too loose. My front pouch, dude. They're too loose. So, like, during the day, my nuts would just start hanging out of my pants. And, like, I'm a big dude.

I got big, fat thighs. These are my last pair because the other pair I already ripped. I bent down too much. Just wear a fucking blouse the other pair I already ripped. I bent down too much. Just wear a fucking blouse, dude. Cut your losses. I bent down too much and fucking my pants ripped down the middle

like always. But this time my dick and nut and balls were like hanging out at the front. Your dick, nut, and balls. All three of them, dude. His dick, his nut, and his balls.

Sir, your dick, nut, and balls are showing. Oh no, it's just your nut. No, it's his balls, too. Wait, wait, were they, like, showing? You didn't realize? No, it's at home. Happened at home.

But in front of family. Another beginning to, like, a porno. Your nuts fell out in front of your family? It's whatever you're into. Is that what you said? Is that what you said? Your nuts fell out in front of your family? His nuts and balls fell out in front of his family.

I'm like- Ratchet and Clank, nuts and balls. My penis, nuts and balls. His penis, dick, nuts and balls. All four of them came out. How embarrassing, man. I'm sorry. God, dude. Oh no!

If it was just his penis and nuts, it would have been okay. But the fact that it was his penis, dick, nuts, and balls. The full fucking thing. And finally, here is the first ever moment of our entire podcast. This is how we started the podcast. Just to take it all the way back to episode one. Let's just hear a little snippet from the very first episode. Good afternoon,

children. I'm Ryan McGee, and I'm here with Matt Watson. Say hello, Matt. That's me. Yep, that's him. That's a him, Matt Watson. Uh-huh. And this is the SuperMegaCast. This is the first episode of the new podcast that we are now hosting on YouTube and hopefully in the future iTunes and whatever we decide. Absolutely. You know, I don't think Ryan could have said it any better myself. This is the first episode, the very first episode of Super Megacast.

And we are here to talk about – what are we going to talk about, Ryan? Wow. We've sure come a long way, Matt. Haven't we? Still making fart jokes and dick jokes and just 100 episodes in. Yeah. That's actually, I mean, it's been a while. It's been like, what, two and a half years now?

Has it been? Jesus Christ. Yeah, just about two and a half years since we started this podcast. This is honestly the longest project I've ever been a part of. Wow, same here. That's pretty crazy. Has it been? It's the longest continuous, like, where we've done it, like, pretty much every week. Yeah.

I've never been a part of a project that, like, went on continuously this long without me. I'm trying to think. Okay, Syndigo was 2012. Uh, I think it started in, like, December or something, I want to say. It's the very end of 2012. Yeah, so. So, we're rivaling that now. 14 and then 15.

So not three years, but almost three years. Wow, yeah. So we're catching up. Yeah. Well, look at that. Honestly, I think we're about ready to wrap up episode 100. But before we do that, I want to say, I want to give a genuine, huge thank you

to everyone who's listened to this podcast, to any episodes of our podcast. Even if you're a brand new listener, thank you so much who's listened to this podcast to any episodes of our podcast even if you're a brand new listener thank you so much like we love doing it and I honestly didn't expect that we would get all the way to 100 episodes I know 100 episode isn't the longest episode ever but it's still

a pretty decently thick episode it's a thick one and we're glad that you guys honestly like support the podcast there's a lot of people as you were saying at Anime Expo, that came and said that they listen to the podcast and it's their favorite part. They'll listen to it in the morning or it gets them through boring work shit.

And if you're working right now and you're listening to this podcast, I hope this helps you from not being bored. I hope you're getting through your shift okay. Exactly. You know, probably not that much longer. You'll be off your shift. You'll have a couple extra bucks in your pocket.

Boom. So we're glad. Genuinely, a lot of people came up to us at Anime Expo and told us how the podcast helped them out, either getting through work or when they were depressed or bored. So just hearing that was like really uplifting. And it was really cool seeing all you guys at Anime Expo putting faces to the listeners of our podcast. And I know our parents are probably pretty proud of us, too. Because it's like, wow, our boys actually made it out somewhere and dropped out of college and did something.

It's crazy to think about sometimes. It is, man. My mom's proud of me. My dad's proud of me. How is your dad, by the way? Yo, my dad, he's not like the rest. He's kind of like a cute girl, just minus the breasts. He got a solid four-inch dick.

It's hanging his way. And then when I get home from school, he's always laying there waiting for me to take off my shoes, my shirt, and my pants. And then we go to my room and do a nice little dance. I call it sex with my dad. And don't get it wrong. I only fuck my own dad and never my mom I'm saying Ooh, I'm in love with my dad Suckin' my dad's toes and grabbin' his sack

Ooh, I'm in love with my dad Lickin' my dad's nuts, this shit is so rad I've been fuckin' my dad since I was 18 Jugglin' nuts in my mouth and drinkin' high pee Garglin' dad juice and twistin' his scrote I've been fucking my dad since I was 18 Juggling nuts in my mouth and drinking high pee Gargling dad juice and twisting his scrote, yo This sex with my father is like a romance book that I wrote Flip to the last page, tell me what you see It's some beautiful scenery of my dad coming on me, ay You might say it's weird, you might say it's crass

But I disagree because I love fucking my dad, ay They call me mad, they say it's bad But I say it's just fatherly love and the best way to be had. So catch me posted on that block holding his hand because I love my father and I love what's in his pants. He's pretty good.