supermegashow - EP 101 - Cooking Hot Dogs At Ryan's House

Episode Date: August 3, 2018

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A smoke three breast last night. Let's go. Episode 101 of the Super Mega podcast here we are episode 101 of the super mega podcast hell yeah guys uh it's not 100 anymore it's 101 so uh wow 101 that is a zoe 101 was a lot of episodes was it zoe 101 zoe 101 man okay i was just making sure just had to just it just popped up in my brain i was like was it zoe 101? Zoey 101, man. Okay. I was just making sure. It just popped up in my brain. I was like, was it Zoey 101? Did they cancel that show because she got pregnant? I remember that was like the rumor in middle school.

Did they keep it going after she got pregnant, I thought? Dan Schneider got her pregnant. I mean, Dan canceled the show. Because she got pregnant. And I remember, like, didn't she confess her feelings for Gordo or whatever the dude's name was? That's from Lizzie McGuire. Who's that? Well, all the shows are about some blonde chick with some curly-headed brown hair, dude.

Yeah, I mean, Gordo and that other dude who I think originally was a cast member on All That or something like that. Something like that. But. Yeah. I mean, I never watched it. Well, I did occasionally. If it was on TV, I might have tuned in. Same.

It wasn't really my show. I never watched Victorious., I did occasionally. If it was on TV, I might have tuned in. Same. It wasn't really my show. I never watched Victorious. Oh, yeah. That was past my time. I think that was like right. I think iCarly even was like I watched it, but that was kind of like the last show. Yeah. I wasn't fully invested.

I was on and off because I was beginning to be disinterested by shows like that. That was like as we were dipping out of our nickelodeon phase in life you know yeah making sure your mic just make sure my mic is working no i think it is it is it's it's working it's working good but yeah um holy shit man uh i i got a story to tell you okay i'm ready um i was at the grocery store the other night, and checking out next to me was Badger from Breaking Bad. Oh, yeah. He sent me a Snapchat of you shakingly taking a video of him walking away from a grocery

store. He was very far away, and I was like, yo, Ryan, check it out. It's Badger. That could have been anyone. I could have just lied, yeah. It was him, though. I stood at a crosswalk with him, and he was standing there. Did he talk?

He didn't. I heard him in the grocery store, yeah. It was him, though. I stood at a crosswalk with him, and he was standing there. And also you— Did he talk? He didn't. I heard him in the grocery store, though. It was him. And you also saw him at the grocery store one time, didn't you? Yes. That's so weird. We both ran into the same Breaking Bad actor at two separate grocery stores. That's crazy.

He was in this huge show, and he's a character that everyone remembers, Badger and Skinny Pete. You know what I'm saying? Gotta love those guys, man. But they're just working actors. He's trying to find another Breaking Bad to get into. Get him on Super Mega, man. He'll be the third member of Super Mega. Are we not going to see him on Better Call Saul?

Because that comes out soon. I imagine we will see him on Better Call Saul. I'm so excited. Season four? Season four comes out in less than a month. Holy shit. It's already season four. That's crazy in less than a month holy shit already season four that's crazy this is oh my god honestly the thing about better call Saul and sorry for you better call Saul or for the people who don't watch it and who are like bored by this conversation I'm

gonna say something real quick it's uh I'm shocked that they're now on season four and they're still so far away from the Breaking Bad timeline I thought it's gonna start merging i think in this one or something that's good i yeah i was i thought that at least by like season three they would have already crossed over but they're still years away from breaking bad i really don't want them to drag out the seasons but knowing vince gilligan it seems like hopefully they just have a story they want to tell and they're just going to tell it and be done yeah just like breaking bad i hope they do that i hope they don't drag it on for like i mean even if they did drag it on for like 10 or 11 seasons, I have no doubts that they would be

good or bad. Like, I think that they would be excellent seasons still. I think it could turn into pure mediocrity at some point, though. God, I hope not. I trust Finn Skilla again and I trust the Breaking Bad writers, because you know, they make some good shit. So, I hope

that they keep it up, and I really do enjoy Better Call Saul. And if you haven't seen it, go watch it. I would suggest watching Breaking Bad first, though. But, I mean, you don't have to. You'll just get more of the references and more things. Because it's a prequel. Or maybe if you watch the prequel, then all of a sudden you'll be like, Oh, that's the guy from Better Call Saul.

Yeah, exactly, exactly. So you can watch it both ways, honestly. Whatever you want. They're individually both good shows. Breaking Bad being the better of the two, though. Yeah, exactly. So you can watch it both ways, honestly. Whatever you want. Individually, both good shows. Breaking Bad being the better of the two, though. But, I think Better Call Saul easily, I think it has the potential to

maybe as it goes on, it might be able to climb above Breaking Bad if it gets good enough. Above Breaking Bad? I think it might be able to. I can't see that. Just because of just how iconic Breaking Bad was and the storytelling and stuff like that, how it was so kind of centered. And it's I can see it being near as good as Breaking Bad.

But Breaking Bad is legitimate like television history. Oh, definitely. I don't think will be television history. I think it'll be a good show that a lot of people missed out on yeah well i'm not even talking in terms of history i'm talking just in like my personal opinion i think it i think it has real potential to be better to me than breaking bad oh wow i think that it i mean i already i love it so much like i love the feel of it it's good i just i i no i mean there's been a lot of moments where I've been like whoa holy shit wow

oh godzooks but just looking back at Breaking Bad and how many key moments there were how everything was just moving and tying together it just well as of right now of course it's not better than Breaking Bad Bad. But fingers crossed that maybe it'll do that for me. We'll see. I think the fourth season's going to be some real good shit, though. I'm real excited. We'll see. Yeah.

Hey, as of the time of this podcast being aired, I'm currently driving from Santa Fe, New Mexico, back to Los Angeles. So I'm on the road somewhere right now. So all you fresh listeners listening right. So I'm on the road somewhere right now. So all you fresh listeners listening right now, I'm on the road. And I got Tucker staying at my place to watch my stupid cat. And yes, he has a gun, so don't try to break in. Tucker always has like three guns on him,

and it's really weird. Well, he keeps one concealed carry in like some holster. It's like a pants holster. He has a pants holster. He stitches holsters into his pants. He took the time to stitch like three or four holsters into every pair of pants. And he only wears those like big cargo pants with like a million pockets and zippers. Yeah.

Which are very unfashionable, by the way, Tucker. And you probably should try some different pants. But I'm not here to judge his fashion. No, you just did. Well, yeah, I did. But I guess he needs room for those guns, so... Tucker carries a lot of guns on him. So if you ever see Tucker in public,

don't approach him, because he... He's real jumpy, and he's got a real wild trigger finger, so... You know? Yeah, well, I mean, it's also, you know, stay on your ground, right? Yeah, you know, if a fan comes up to Tucker... In California, he doesn't have to stay on your ground, but... But he'll still shoot you. So if someone breaks into your house and you shoot them and injure them, they comes up to talk to you. California doesn't have stand your ground. But he'll still shoot you.

So if someone breaks into your house and you shoot them and injure them, they have every right to sue you. Really? In California? I'm sure. Really? There's no stand your ground law in California. Oh, wow. We got that in the South. I'm sure you could easily argue like, hey, they broke into my house and they could have injured me.

Yeah, well, I've heard those stories about the robber. Someone was breaking into someone's house and they broke through the roof and broke the person. You gotta be a real shithead to do that. It's like, I'm gonna break into someone's house. You gotta be a really good lawyer. Either you have to be a really good lawyer on that part or the other lawyer has to be really

fucking shitty at his job and thought that it was like, oh, we're going to win this. Imagine that. You hire like a lawyer to defend you. It's like, yeah, this person broke into my house and hurt themselves. So now they're suing me. This should be easy. And then your lawyer is so incompetent you lose that case and have to pay money to the person who was breaking into your house.

That movie should be – sorry. That should be turned into a movie. Oh, that would be a great movie. It'd be like a good dark comedy. Bring back Brendan Fraser. Put him in that. Cause he needs a role. I'd watch a Brendan Fraser movie. What? I'd watch a Brendan Fraser movie. Yeah, dude, I would still watch a Brendan Fraser movie. He's gone out of Hollywood. He's been

exiled. They cast him to some little island somewhere. He's got those sad eyes. He does. He's got those sad puppy dog eyes. Probably cause his wife left him and took all his money. Yeah. That sucks. I feel so bad for Brendan Fraser. I just want to give him a big hug.

Nothing says, ha ha, I win, than ripping someone's heart out of their chest and then taking all of their money. Yeah. Brendan, if you want to redeem yourself, man, come on our podcast. Hollywood will start hiring you again, I promise. How are people allowed to be that shitty? Like, how come the law wasn't like, okay, you're just being a dick? I don't know, man. The judge wasn't like, okay, just stop. You're being an asshole.

Maybe, you know what it could be. I bet that's what happened. The chicken. The judge knew that Brendan Fraser was coming in with his wife, and the judge was like, you know what? I need to make sure I know everything about Brendan Fraser in this case before I judge it. And he was feeling Brendan's side,

and then he watched Furry Vengeance the night before the hearing. And Furry Vengeance left such a bad taste in his mouth that he gave the wife all of his money and all the rights. Wasn't Furry Vengeance in retaliation of the whole divorce because it was him actually just trying to scrounge around and get money? Was it? I thought he like took the part because like he needed to

get money any way he could to help like support both his kids and his alimony. That's really sad. Well no I heard that he turned down doing a sequel to The Mummy to do Furry Vengeance. That's what I saw on that Looper video. Okay. And it was a bad movie, man.

And that's why apparently he got blacklisted from Hollywood, was because he chose that role. And it was so bad that he just doesn't get cast in things anymore because they're like, oh, he turned down The Mummy, too, to do this. We made several casting choices that were bad. Was George of the Jungle a bad casting choice for him? No, but it was bad for him not to be in George of the Jungle 2. I know.

Who did they cast instead? Some dude, and they made a joke about it in the beginning. You might notice that Brendan Fraser isn't here, but that's because we didn't have enough money. It's funny looking back, because it's like, oh, you did. Did they really do that? Yeah. That's a really funny self-aware joke. Yeah.

Like, just a state. Like, we didn't have enough money for Brendan Fraser. And his son was played by the kid who was in Two and a Half Men. Oh. Like, just a state. Like, we didn't have enough money for Brendan Fraser. And his son was played by the kid who was in Two and a Half Men. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That later went on and was like, fuck this show. Didn't he become a rapper or something? Did he? I just...

He did something weird, I think. Like, I think the kid from Two and a Half Men went on to, like, do some goofy shit. I don't remember what it was, but... I mean, he went against Two and a half men and shit like that. Yeah. Remember when they replaced Charlie Sheen with Ashton Kutcher? I hear a dog barking. It's fine.

It's just maybe. It's Layton's dog. Layton's dumb little stinky pooch is at the office today. And here we are trying to record a podcast and what's going on? That dog is just barking. The dog's yapping it up, not even caring, not even trying to show us a little fucking damn respect. You know, little dogs, like little even trying to show us a little fucking damn respect. You know, little dogs, like little dog syndrome.

That's a real thing, man. They were like little dogs think that they are like the toughest shit. Well, that's it's just like stop. It's like just start doing. I'll just kick you away. Get out of here. Like I wouldn't mess with someone twice my size. Why?

How do they have such like courage to do that? Like the dog will be the size of a tea kettle and will be yapping at a beast 20 times its size. Wouldn't that go against them evolutionarily? Maybe it is the exact opposite to where it's like if they were just shrimpy little scaredy cats the whole time, they would be praying more often. But maybe other dogs, when they see it barking, it's like, what the fuck is going on here? Oh, yeah, that's true. Does it know something I don't?

And they're like, oh, shit, I'm not going to fuck with this small chihuahua that's yapping at me. But they're just little yaps. They're like annoying little yaps. Well, Lego's got an annoying bark, too. It's very sharp. It hurts the ears. Very piercing. It's like a dagger that's being thrown into my ear. I don't mind a bark where it's like a Labrador's.

Yeah, yeah. Those sharp barks and yaps, those are always frustrating though. It's like, stop. Does Lego ever bark and it just makes you jump? Yeah. Well, during the night, if my neighbors come home late at night and decide to be loud in their driveway because they're

dumb idiots. Hot take. You should fight your neighbors, dude. You'll hear Lego, he'll just be like... Oh, I remember that. I remember when we lived together, he would do that. If you were out of town, and I was in the kitchen making cereal, I'd just hear... Yep.

He's not committing to a bar. It's just him kind of... Testing the waters. He's dipping his feet in the waters. Should I do a full bar like he's making himself known i'm here i'm here i'm like yes lego and i'm pouring myself a bowl of honey nut cheerios you want some you see him stick his head out from like the closet area to peer at you oh man that was cute when i sometimes i just walked by and i just see him like look at sticking his head out the closet just like staring at me i'm

like hey buddy man i miss lego i haven't seen him in so long. You'll see him tonight. Yeah, he's coming over for hot dogs. People are like, hot dogs again? No, we just recorded these two podcasts on the same day. Or we could just say that the lore is I go over to your place every single day for hot dogs. Yeah, I just grill up some hot dogs every day. Every fucking day. I come over for hot dogs.

I'm going to head home a bit early so I can clean up my place. Dude, of course. Clean up my place, get some nice ingredients for those hot dogs. Man, I got to clean up. I got to do a deep clean of my place because it's been messy and I have deep clean. Dude, what the hell? Anyways. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs, projects done well.

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What? I'll have a cat, a big dog with a lot of energy And then seven other guys in my place Banana and Lego Got along They did Something that I noticed Banana, even though he would swat at Lego Never hissed

Or maybe rarely hissed I personally never saw Banana hiss at Lego I saw it like twice Because I think Lego would bite him a little too hard when they'd be playing and then banana be like hey not cool but they were playing you know it made banana had some some active thing to keep there and then lego lego just always looked like he was just just like and banana was like i'm gonna get you i'm gonna get you yeah that was funny watching them play like that um i remember like like they'd so my cat and r Ryan's dog would like kind of like play with each other and they'd wrestle.

And they'd have a good time. But Lego would stick Banana's whole head in his mouth. His entire head would end up in his mouth. And Lego would just sit there with his head in his mouth. And Banana just wouldn't give a shit. He's just like chilling. But I remember like sometimes Banana would come in my room and his whole head would just be like wet. And all of his fur would be sticking up on his head because it was all wet because Lego would lick his head.

Not as bad as Chica. Oh my god, yeah. When we lived with Mark, Chica would just go up and lick Banana's head. And it would mat his fur so it would get all hard. So even when it dried off, it was just disgusting. Yeah, you know when a dog chews on a stuffed animal and then animal, and then its fur gets all, like, matted and crunchy? That's what happened to Banana's head. Like, the fur on his head would get like that.

I got Lego a new stuffed animal. Ooh! Yeah, it's a shark. It's a bright blue shark. I'll have to see it. And it's very tough. Because I have to get my boy some tough toys, because he chewed... Even, like, the toughest shit I can find, he'll find a way to chew through it and rip it apart within a week.

Yeah. Yeah, he's got that, like, wolf way to chew through it and rip it apart within a week. Yeah. Yeah. He's got that like wolf instinct to just like rip things apart. Every time I take him to a groomers, they're like, are you sure he's not part wolf? And I'm like, ha. I'm taking Nan to the groomers on Monday to get him a little lion shave. Are you sure it's going to happen? Because every groomer you go to is like, he's too much.

So I took him to this one groomer and they groomed him. I don't like him. I took him back and they're like, sorry, I don't feel comfortable grooming him. He's too mean. And I'm like, okay. And she's like, well, it's only because there's one person here. My thing is like cats are always, no cat likes to be fucking groomed. What cat's just going to let you hold it down and groom it?

Like cats aren't like dogs. Like cats are going to be assholes. So I take Banana to this groomer's place. Well, okay, let me start from the beginning. I take him and they groom him. And they don't do a very good job he's like yeah sorry his haircut might look bad anyway it's gonna be this much and i was like and they're also like oh yeah and we clipped his i told him to clip his nails and put like the little soft caps on so he can't scratch my furniture like yeah sorry and if they fall out they were hard

to put on anyway that'll be 300 or something like that. And I was like, what? So for some reason, I still went back. And they scheduled me on the wrong day. So I come in and they're like, sorry, man, we put you on the wrong day. I'm so sorry. So I got to take Banana home. And putting Banana into a carrier and driving him to Burbank. How do you put him in a carrier?

What is that like? It is not easy. It sucks. It is not easy at all. So doing that is like a whole ordeal. Do you have to like throw something in there so he goes and chases it? No, I have to like put the carrier kind of like facing upright. And then I kind of have to like bundle him up so like he can't.

Because when I try to put him in, he'll spread his legs out. So he won't go in. So I have to kind of like bundle his legs up so I can kind of slip him in. But I bring him back the next time they call me back and they're like sorry our other groomer went home we were gonna save him for the end and now uh i can't do it by myself and i was like okay so i go and i pick him up bring him back again sorry the other person didn't show up so you gotta come pick him up had to drive back pick him up all right so that's the third time yeah i bring him back again

sorry i don't feel comfortable Grooming him He's a little too mean You're gonna need to get Sedatives from the vet So I'm pissed off But I'm like So you go to the vet

I go to the vet Which I have to take him to So I'm having to drag him Back and forth all these places And he doesn't like that He freaks out He hisses and gets mad I get him sedatives

From the vet I give him the sedatives One morning I schedule another appointment And every time I have to Schedule a reappointment Like or every time i have to reschedule an appointment it's not like the next day it's like two weeks later yeah that they can take me i bring him back on sedatives i get a call sorry he's just i can't do it and i'm like okay fuck you i brought him in

five times you guys suck so i call another grooming place yesterday to schedule him like hey so i went to this other place and they're like yeah people come here all the time saying that place just won't groom their cats. We'll take any cat. And I was like, really? And he's like, yeah, like I don't want to shit talk that place. But they just don't really want to do. Do you want to name them? I don't want to name drop them.

They're pretty shitty. But I don't – I feel kind of bad name dropping. Might as well keep shitty businesses thriving. Yeah. I just feel – I don't want to, maybe they just have a shitty employee. I don't know. I feel bad. I think after five times is where you can go, you know what?

Maybe it's not just the employee. It's a place in Burbank. I'll say that. Okay. They're in Burbank. And I'll let other people deduct whatever they want. I'm just always scared people are going to like witch hunt and like leave a truly bad Yelp reviews and like ruin some poor guy's business

that didn't even know this was going on the only time I think I used my I don't want to call it fame notoriety probably is a better word my notoriety online was against Ruby Tuesdays of all the franchises fucking Ruby Tuesdays

it pissed me off I was out with I've told this story before I was out getting lunch with my dad my dad Fucking Ruby Tuesdays. It pissed me off. I was out with, I've told this story before, I was out getting lunch with my dad. My dad likes Ruby Tuesdays for some reason. He loves Ruby Tuesdays. I don't know why. He wears the shirt, like every time I see him he has the Ruby Tuesdays shirt on. He wears his big hat that says Ruby Tuesdays man. He has the fucking tramp stamp tattoo.

Yeah, the Ruby Tuesdays man hat. Yep. And so he likes the salad bar there. And actually Ruby Tuesdays is what introduced me to eating salads. Really? Because I would cake it in bacon and cheese. Cake it in bacon and cheese? Yeah.

That sounds disgusting. Just lettuce, bacon, and cheese. And then Italian dressing. Like shredded, right? Yeah. Okay. I thought... Like a slice of crab singles?

For some reason, I was thinking of the pump type of cheese. Like you put on nachos. Like just like... No, Fuddruckers has that that you can squirt onto the fries and it's delicious. But I was confusing it with that. And I was like, I'm imagining you just like lettuce and then just pumping cheese onto it. But we went to Ruby Tuesdays and they didn't get to us. It was 20 minutes.

20 minutes has gone by and no one even got our drink order. And this is like several times I was going, hey, can someone, no one's gotten our order yet. They're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll go get someone. And then they never got someone. And so I was pissed off. And then we went to Chili's instead. Nice, dude. Yeah.

Uh-oh. Hold on. This is a phone call. Ryan? You can't keep this one in. But, sorry. It's from his attorney. Yeah.

About the divorce stuff? Okay, yeah. So I'm being sued because some other guy named Ryan McGee says he placed a copyright on the name. So I'm going to have to deal with that. Might have to change my name. We'll see. That's okay, man. It's happened to me, too.

Yeah. Anyway, what were we talking about? What were we talking about? Big pink hats. Big pink hats. They're all the rage these days. about big pink hats big pink hats they're all the rage these days those big pink hats anyways um what were we actually talking about something about our pets our pets and then it turned into ruby tuesdays oh yeah into chili then with the chilies chilies

responded to me i wish i could search up the at i've never never eaten at a Chili's or Ruby Tuesdays. And the only time I used. You haven't eaten at a Chili's? I haven't, believe it or not. That's actually surprising. I have. There was only one. How about a macaroni grill?

No, not macaroni grill. I've never even seen a macaroni grill. Damn. Yeah. I don't know if they even have those where I grew up. Probably not. I mean, there's. You've never been to.

How many times have you been to Harbison? Like, once in my life. Once or twice. I'm surprised. That's where, like... Well, never mind. Because I guess you just went to Dutch Square for your movie theater then? Because it's closer to downtown?

I just stayed on campus. Because I didn't have a car. When you went to go see movies when you were on campus... I didn't, really. I would just go to, like, the Russell House Theater to see whatever they were showing they showed the out of focus showings of the movies that were like that were four three that they stretched to cinema aspect so it made me incredibly nauseous i went to go see like two movies there i think one was the iron giant of course and then the other one was hey the pokemon movie i think we went to the same one we might have we might have there's a there's there's a

high possibility you and i actually have have made eye contact at some point. Here's the thing. Like before we ever knew each other. Before you and I ever first met or spoke or knew who the other person was, I think we sat in a movie theater together and watched The Iron Giant. Isn't that weird? Okay, I remember it was out of focus. It was, yeah.

It was very out of focus. Is that just a projector? All they have to do is turn the dial a little bit. They don't know what they're doing. They're fucking idiots. But isn't that weird, though? Like, our paths crossed, like, it's Iron Giant related. Oh, guys,

make some fan art about this. Oh, sweet. I'm just kidding. I'm not digging on anyone's fan art. I love all your fan art. It's amazing. Except you fucking shippers. Fuck you. Yeah. I'm just kidding. Go ahead. Do whatever you want. I don't control you. Except for those fucking lewds people have started doing. Yeah, people have been doing lewds of us, like gender-bent lewds, which, you know what'm just kidding. If you go ahead, do whatever you want. I don't control those fucking lewds. People have started doing. Yeah, people been doing lewds of us like gender bent lewds, which, you know what?

Go ahead. Feel free. I don't I'm not going to stop you. Some of them are actually pretty impressive. I do have to say Don said he would draw you and I with like massive tits, like really realistically. Really? Yeah.

So, uh, I'm I'm interested to see what that's going to look like. I want to see someone do a drawing like a really detailed, really good drawing of like, you know those movies where we're like hanging off of a cliff? Yeah. It's like that, but it's like we're very tiny hanging off of a bendy straw, and we're about to go like fall into like a woman. Like a woman's vagina yeah I'd like to see that movie poster honey I

honey I shrunk the funny YouTube honey I gaped the kids Jesus Christ you realize what you just said that could that couldn't like be about their mouths we're gonna say that that's about their mouths they said something so shocking the kids went oh their mouths

their mouths were agape yes that is what Ryan was talking about just to said something so shocking the kids went, oh, so their mouths were agape. Their mouths were agape. Yes, that is what Ryan was talking about, just to clarify. He agaped the kids. Jesus Christ. Jesus F Christ. Did Jesus have a middle name? Because people always say Jesus H Christ. Where'd the H come from? What does that stand for? Henry? It wasn't even his fucking name. Jesus Henry Christ.

That was his name in the Middle East was Jesus Henry Christ. No, it wasn't. Yes, it was. His name was probably Shabalakata. It was a... Shablu. It was Jesus... Shablu. Jesus Harold Christ.

No, Jesus' real name was Yeshua, I think. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah. I was thinking like Middle Eastern name was Yeshua. Jesus, I don't even know where that came from. Were you saying Jesus' name or Jesus' exclamation? Were you like, Jesus, I don't know where that came from. Could be,esus's name or jesus has the exclamation where you're like jesus i don't know where that came from could be the one it's up to your interpretation what is like where did these white names come from like matthew luke henry steven like all these biblical names jesus like where did this come from like who changed the names to be these

like random white dude names uh matthew mark luke and john because i remember i got in the baby my dad once i was like you know like that wasn't the real name she's like what do you mean i'm like dad you think there were dudes walking around the middle east and like like 2 000 years ago named luke john and matthew yes and i'm like no they they had like other names i'm sure so my mom is so when i'm named after like matthew from the bible it's like i'm just named after some some some dude just gave these guys these names, and that's what you named me after. Was David a book in the Bible, or was it just a character? I don't think it's a book of the Bible.

David? Go to the book of David? I don't think it's a book. The book of David. Is it? David 2376. Might have been one of those short books. How did you get your name?

Ryan. Were you named after something? My mom really liked a soap opera Oh, that's right And one of the characters' names was Ryan I'm named after the fucking tax collector from the Bible Why the tax collector? I don't know why my mom chose that

Oh, it's got a message from Sean, aka Jack Septiceye, and he's in LA Oh, dude, you should come over tonight and eat hot dogs. Ooh. Dude! Should we invite... You want to invite him over for hot dogs? Yeah. I don't want to...

Tell him he's invited. If you want to have some good hot dogs. God, how many hot dogs am I going to have to make now? Jesus. There's so many... This was originally supposed to be a little small hot dog fest. I'm sorry. I can... I'm not complaining.

I'm just saying, like, that's a lot of hot dogs. Hold on. I'm getting a phone call from Glendale, California. These hot dogs only take, like, two minutes on each side. What's going on? Sorry. That was a call from my attorney because apparently I'm also being sued by someone with the same name, Matt Watson. No, not Ryan McGee.

I'm being sued by someone named Matt Watson. Oh, okay. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. So they want me to change my name Apparently

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We don't have it yet. They'll get it to us later. Man, what an ad read that was. Wasn't it, Ryan? Man. Yes. Anyway, what were we talking about? We were talking about how funny Jacksepticeye is.

You want to come to Ryan's? That sounded mean and bullying. He's legitimately a funny and nice man. He's like the nicest. He's like a genuinely good person. And our channel artist, Dawn. Go figure, right? I sent him a message. Yeah, he's like the nicest dude ever.

Except I don't appreciate how much he offers us cocaine when we hang out because we've told him before, not into it. You know, that's a hard drug. We don't want to do that. Can you tell him to, because he does this every now and then, and I just want to make sure that he's just not going to do it this time. Can you tell him not to show up in blackface this time? Yes, I need to because that was really awkward last time.

Yeah. Okay. All right. It's just that John and Maria didn't like awkward last time. Yeah. Okay. Alright. I told them. It's just that John and Maria didn't like it too much. Yeah and the whole thing is like dude you're in LA. Maybe you can do that like in Scotland or wherever you live but like here you can't do that. That's not acceptable. Anyways I'm gonna cut this out because I don't

want them to get in trouble. Yeah. Okay. Well um anyway we were talking about uh cooking hot dogs. We gotta talk about this on every podcast. God, we're just grilling up some hot dogs, man. Cooking up some Franks, bro. Cooking up some Franks.

Am I going to be the only one there enjoying cigarettes? I'm not going to smoke any cigarettes. Get in here. Get in here. Get the fuck in here, Tucker. Tucker. Tucker. Tucker.

Tucker. God, do I I gotta go get him No yeah I see him walking around Like a pompous little fucking douche bag Here he comes He's like I'm gonna pretend not to hear him Here he comes I don't know who's water I just drank out of

Get in here Get the fuck in here Tucker Turn on that mic and get in here Go turn on one of the mics and get in here Just go turn on a mic You don in here. Go turn on one of the mics and get in here. Just go turn on a mic. You don't know how to turn on a microphone, Mr. fucking Taylor, man? You know how to work the mixer, Tucker.

You need me to sign into my Adobe account. Yeah, but don't you want to sit down here and talk real quick before that happens? Tucker, please. We need time to fill in this podcast. We don't know what we're doing. Tucker. Tucker, people love it when you come on the podcast. Tucker, I heard you got recognized. There's buttons that are glowing yellow,

and they say on, and you press one. He's going to fuck it up. Please, before he fucks it up, he's going to start touching everything. Did he fuck it up yet, Matt? How was I supposed to know that that's the right button? Hold on, let me make sure. Just tap it.

It's just dangling right now. Okay, that's it, Tucker. Here's your microphone. It's just dangling. Have a seat. Yeah, well, you know. We were just talking about some hot dogs. Are you excited for hot dogs tonight?

Hot doggity dogs. Yeah, but... Just hold it like a microphone. Hold on. But then tilt it a little up What are you doing? He's playing with the microphone He's flapping it around

Are we going to hear jangle jangle? Well you just heard a lot of jangle jangle But now you're not going to hear it because I'm done jangle jangle Welcome back to Super Mega Cash Can you tell me what special hot dogs I have to buy for you? Oh man anything that's not beef, please. Or pork. Pork is fine.

Matt said you didn't eat pork. You said you didn't eat beef or pork. Sometimes. Sometimes I don't eat pork. I try to cut down on my pork, but I do eat pork. You haven't seen me eat pork in recent days? Did you have a pork taco? Yeah, I have pork tacos.

Aren't they good? They're great. They are good. They taste fantastic. What's the deal with pork? What's the deal with good? They're great. Yeah. They are good. They taste fantastic. What's the deal with pork? What's the deal with pork? There we go.

It's a new super mega cast. Every episode we talk about what's the deal with pork. Seriously, guys, what is the deal with pork? It's so chewy. What's going on there? It's chewy. How do they do it? You know what I had like two weeks ago? You didn't even tell me.

You didn't tell me. I had. Do they make chicken hot dogs? It was a. Wait, wait, wait. They do make chicken hot dogs. They're really good. They like special spices in them. They're awesome. Yo, I can go for a chicken hot dogs? Wait, wait, wait. They do make chicken hot dogs. They're really good. They have special spices in them.

They're awesome. Yo, I could go for a chicken hot dog. Okay, I'll buy you both chicken hot dogs. Every time I sit down on this couch with you guys, we start talking about food. What's going on? We start talking about food every time I come on here. Because we were talking about food, Tucker. Yeah, and I popped in.

This whole podcast, we've just been talking about fucking cooking hot dogs at Ryan's house. Really? We've been talking about fucking hot dogs now. Well, it's exciting. We've been talking about cooking hot dogs. Can you title this episode Cooking Hot Dogs at Ryan's house. Really? Talking about fucking hot dogs. Talking about cooking hot dogs. Can you can you title this episode cooking hot dogs at Ryan's house to hot dogs at

Ryan's house part two. Please. The other episode technically is called it's called the hundredth episode something. But secretly guys it's also called cooking hot dogs at Ryan's house part one. If I title it part two it's not going to get dogs at ryan's house part one if i name if i title it part two it's not gonna get any less views than it would have gotten so yeah it's called cooking

hot dog well actually that's not true people might be like well i'm not gonna watch this because i haven't seen part one yeah true yeah so just call it cooking hot dogs at ryan's house you're gonna have to axe that whole plan it's a bummer well uh i had this burrito like a week and a half ago two weeks ago that was a chicharrón burrito. So it was... Say that again? It was... Chicharrón.

Yeah, it's like... Chicharrón. The pork skins. Yeah. And that was the meat. Chicharrón. In the burrito. It was a pork skin burrito.

It was an interesting experience. To be honest, I don't know if I'd do it again because it was like really... I really like soft meat in a burrito and various you know food items sandwiches tacos the like but it was fun you know yeah carne asada love some you know i had a i had some weird kind of uh meat recently that was like head of some kind of animal and i didn't like it the head of a pizza or something i don't remember the head of a pig might have been pig head yeah um but that's really good can you guys roll your R's

I can't my mom was trying to tell me like oh no that's genetic and I'm like no it's not is whistling genetic can you guys teach me how to fucking whistle I can't whistle because here's the thing about Matt how do you whistle

do you use your okay Matt you whistle real quick? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, now, Tucker, you go. I don't whistle like everyone else. I use my teeth, not my lips. That's exactly... That's what I was going to say.

I do the same thing. This is me trying. Well, wait. Are you using your teeth or your lips? Most people whistle with their lips, but I can't do that, so I have to use my teeth. How do you use your teeth? You kind of... You put your tongue up against your your top teeth almost touching the top of your teeth but not quite and it's kind of like yeah it's hard to explain like the shape of your tongue

because everyone's is different but i think i curl my tongue a little bit yeah i curl my tongue too but but ryan you just need to start doing it nonstop. It's going to be annoying for everyone around you, but you just keep doing it. Do it for the rest of the podcast. You do it. Do it for the rest of the podcast. Just practice listening. Just me in the background. Tucker and I have a conversation.

Tell me how your week was, Matt. Hey, man. It was pretty fucking good, man. I've been trying to clean up. Anime Expo was really busy. I've been trying to clean up my place. I had a fruit fly infestation. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got rid of it, though. They're all gone. I heard you got to clean up. Anime Expo was really busy. I've been trying to clean up my place. I had a fruit fly infestation. I got rid of it, though. They're all gone.

I heard you got a bidet. I did get a bidet. I wanted to spray water on my little bum bum, and I do love it. Is it warm and pleasant? I did. I saved up for a while, and I bought myself a bidet. It feels great on my prostate. Amen, brother. Is this really going to happen?

This is... I'm getting lightheaded. my prostate. Amen, brother. Is this really going to happen? I'm getting lightheaded. Are you getting dizzy? I'm getting pretty fucking lightheaded. Want some water? I'm good, man. I'm good. We should see how long it takes Ryan to practice whistling before he passes out. You can't whistle, dude.

You'll learn, man. Your time will come. You just got to keep trying. I'm fucking 24. I can't whistle. Your time will come, my friend. Yeah, you just got to spend a little time on it. You know a video I watched?

I showed Don this weekend. Mexicans go to Jalfranco? No. I did show him that. Treat yourself to? I showed him Max's Grand Adventure. Remember that video? Yep.

That everyone on the internet wants to see, but no one has a copy of. Except for me and Ross and two other people. What is this? to see but no one has a copy of except for like me and ross and like two other people what is what is this it's it was this guy made a video on youtube ages ago in like 2009 where he like him and his girlfriend like go to minecraft and have this adventure and he like green screen himself in a minecraft and it's like wait did he take down the videos yeah yeah he took it down from everywhere um and like nobody has a copy of it but everybody wants to see it because we talked about on like doodle dudes and i we super mega to see it. Because we talked about it on like Doodle Dudes and Super Mega,

and I think Oni Plays mentioned it. So it's like a lot of people have been dying to see this video. And people like quote it and stuff, even though they haven't seen it. But I do have a copy, and I watched it again. I showed Don this weekend. So Don has been indoctrinated into the club. It's like a nine-minute video. Ryan and I have seen it.

It's really good. We should show you, Tucker, because I'm not going to lie to you. He green screens. Like at least the angles, the green screen is not good. We should show you, Tucker. I'm not going to lie, dude. At least the angles. The green screen's not good, but the angles that he matches up. Oh, he spent a lot of time trying to get the camera. It's pretty good. The story makes absolutely no sense, though.

What? What are you talking about? It's a great story. Maybe it's just too complicated for you to follow, man. What if it really is? We're making fun of it, but it's actually a masterpiece of a story that we're just not getting he sends you like a 100 page script that they condense down to the nine minute video i want to know like like what he had to sit down and type this script um and then call his girlfriend over to be in it well my favorite thing is like the beginning i'll tell you how the

beginning goes it starts with some like inspirational music and it shows him at his computer playing minecraft and then like a very awkward close-up of his face and he goes minecraft ready or what does he say he's like minecraft world ready and then eminem then his roblox friend walks up like he like green screens like a roblox character and to be with to be his friend that he like betrays so it's a big it's a big story it's a big production um maybe we could remake it who's the guy that made the real life spongebob oh yeah dude who's that guy he commented on an episode of super mega cast after we talked about him it's really good dude this guy this guy made like a video and patrick go to real life yeah they come into real life like kentucky or whatever yeah but no no like what are they Are they little characters that they hold on to like puppets?

He animates them. He animates them. They're cartoons. Yeah, they're cartoons. They're like the puppet tools, but they're in real life. I thought you meant like he created costumes that they wore to it. That would be horrifying. Let me show Tucker the clip.

We need to watch Spongebob the Musical. It'd be like Shrek the Musical. Yeah. Is there a Spongebob the Musical? Have you not seen Shrek the Musical, though? I have spent as much time as I needed on Shrek the musical. I've seen all of it. I've seen it all the way through.

And I think you should, too. Did you love it? It was at a heart. It felt, you know. It was an experience. God damn it, dude. What happened? SpongeBob in real life?

This dude got some fucking views on this. How many views does he have? All right. Episode one, 66 million. Jesus. Episode two. What? 60 million.

Good God. That's so impressive. Jesus Christ, Jonathan million. Jesus. Episode two. What? 60 million. Good God. That's so impressive. Jesus Christ, Jonathan Chase. He's doing great. But the reason I like this video is because the scene where he introduces himself, he drives up in his mom's minivan and he puts this epic dubstep music to make it a really dramatic opening. Bum, bum, bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, and it's like, have a nice day. You got to. Wait, wait, wait. dubstep music to make it like a really dramatic opening.

Everyone's like, have a nice day. How are you today? That's what it is. Okay, hold on. Let me pull this shit up. We gotta watch this. Nothing but love and respect to this guy because he fucking did it, man. He put their shadows in and shit.

And he probably made a shit ton of money off of these, man. Jesus Christ. I mean, if copyright infringement didn't... Okay, here it is. Here it is. Ready? He drives up and it's like... And he, like, shows himself driving.

Hold on. How are you today? Oh, man. He watches the four-wheelers passing by. He looks like Bo Burnham. He's got that, like, slight smart on his face. He looks like a young Bo Burnham, doesn't he? Maybe this is Bo Burnham, dude.

That's how it got so many views. Yeah, now he's making an A24 movie, which I'm excited to see. I think it comes out this week in the next grade. Yeah, eighth grade. Eighth grade. Well, I don't know anything about that. I've got to find out. K-24 is like non-stop awesome shit.

They make some good fucking movies. There's some trailers recently that I've seen that I'm like... I want to see Hot Summer Nights and Beautiful Boy. Both Timothy Chalamet movies that look really good. Yeah. Timothy! Timothy! Bring it back!

I love him. He's a great actor. To the US. Where is he from? Chalamet is a French name. Right, but that doesn't, like... I don't know. Tucker, do you expect me to know the Wikipedia page of every actor?

Yes. I mean, if you're going to talk about him, at least know what you're talking about. I don't know where he's from. I'm sorry, but I like him. Hey, if you're going to talk about random things on a podcast, at least make sure you're a fucking expert on the topic. Make sure you read the book. Tucker, why don't you write a fucking book, dude,

about Fortnite? Why don't you play Fortnite, Tucker? Because we're not, because we don't hang out enough in the last two weeks for us to play Fortnite. I want to play, I would be happy to play Fortnite with you.

We tried to play Fortnite and then we didn't play it. Yeah, we didn't like it. We didn't have a good time. But you and I would have fun if we played Save the World. I'm happy to do that. Why don't we do it tonight? Because there's a lot of people coming over.

Guess who? Just us. Maybe we can do it later. We're going to be that guy who invites guests over, and then he fits down and plays Fortnite. And then we're going to lock the door. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you going to lock the door? We're not going to...

We're going to be the Tucker ship owner of my place? No. No. Can you guys, like, shake your jowls into the mic? Yeah, watch. Okay, Matt, you do it again. That hurts my head, man. So you hear it? Here's Matt j shake your jowls into the mic? Yeah, watch. Okay, Matt, you do it again. That hurts my head, man. So you hear it.

Here's Matt jiggling his jowls. Tucker, your turn. No. That was good. That was terrible. I didn't like it. Yeah, I know. I cheated.

Hold on, hold on. You gotta be loose. You gotta be loose. Okay, yeah. Okay, yeah. Now here's... Nice. There's mine.

That was nice. Ryan, I liked yours the best. Thank you. Ryan's was definitely the best. Thank you, guys. That was very sweet. Ryan, I like yours the best. Ryan's was definitely the best. Thank you, guys. Your hair looks fucking sick these days. The way you've been putting it back looks fucking tight. I need to go get it done soon.

Thinned out? Whatever it needs to do to not be as fucking... Can I go with you? You just need to get it thinned out. I would like to go and get a proper cut. You and I should go together. We should all go. It's the go because I need to get a haircut Yeah but it's the same person that I want to get

It wouldn't be at the same time You want to get my person? I want to get Lacey Green Lacey baby she cuts hair now she's great I forgot her name she works at Frenchies in Burbank The cat place where Nice dude Ryan just did a little toot toot

A little toot toot out his boot boot Well I'm not going to hold it in because then it's going to smell even more, because it festers. Is that how it works? No. Did you know that Ryan doesn't actually fart most of the time? He has a little, like, fart machine. I put a whoopee cushion inside of my asshole. I wouldn't be surprised with how, like, bodacious some of them are.

What an adjective to describe a fart, dude. That's the only way to describe them. The fucking, like, loud. Well, they're juicy. They're decibel breaking. They're curvy. They're strong, independent farts that don't need no sphincter. That's true.

Like, they fucking break the sound barrier. Yep. Like, Aaron and I died laughing when you did that shit in Japan. Like, it was unreal. When we were at Anime Expo, I'd always let out a big one. I know. When we were signing things with fans, you'd just look over at me and be like, Sorry, I didn't mean to.

I'd be like, wow, it smells really bad. But I guarantee none of them were like, oh, that was Ryan. They'd probably be like, oh, it's probably someone in line. No one would actually think it's like, oh, the guy signing my stuff is the one farting. All right, I'm going to go try and guess your password, Matt. To my Adobe account? Can you just go help him out? I'll keep him entertained. Alright, I'm gonna go try and guess your password, Matt, to my Adobe account. Can you just go help him out? I'll keep him entertained. Okay, keep the audience entertained while I... Tucker's fiddling

with the mic. Okay. I'll talk to them about... What do gamers want to hear about? Overwatch? Fortnite? What do they want to hear about? They want to hear about Fortnite and they want to hear about that game everyone's been playing, Minesweeper. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I'll talk about video games.

I'll be back. Okay, guys, so the last video game I completed was Detroit Become Human. I was very disappointed. I was having fun in the beginning, and then I realized there's a lot of choices that are non-choices or fake choices to where it's like it doesn't add anything or unlock anything, was pretty stupid but i guess you know world building haha um so there's that uh hammond came out on overwatch recently you know the wrecking ball is is what they're calling him so very it's going to be very interesting to see how he works into the

comps you know what i'm saying gamers uh else what else Fortnite you got you got um uh season 5 is out or something maybe and um uh what other gaming news do I have for you this is Ryan's gaming news gaming corner um Halo

Halo 3 is pretty good that's one of my favorite games um Fortnite Halo 3 is pretty good that's one of my favorite games Fortnite is free so go if you want to play Fortnite you can do that it's another game I've played recently oh I played

Little Nightmares it's a cute little game very easy even for my stupid brain if you don't like puzzle games because they confuse your tiny brain like they do mine, it's the perfect game for you because the puzzles are literally just go straight, find it, unlock it, bam, bada boom, you got it. DLC pack. Another game that I've played recently with a big group of people and friends. You know, people and friends, they're separate. It's the Jackbox Party Pack. I bought all four. I bought the four Mega Deluxe Edition. My favorite Jackbox game would definitely have to be Drawful. Drawful is very fun. The other one, it's the Faker. It's the one with the faker. That's a fun one when you have to point or raise your hand and you have to lie your way out of it. That's a good one. We might play that tonight when we're grilling up some hot dogs. But enough about hot dogs.

We're talking about games and Ryan's Gaming Gamer Gaming Corner. Someone create a logo for that. And that ends Ryan's Gaming Gamer Gamer Corner. a logo for that and uh you know that ends uh ryan's gaming gamer gamer corner so uh they've been letting they've been letting these crackheads off the street just like chill in the office i don't know if aaron knows but like they've just been coming in and one of them pissed in the trash can and it overflowed so they've all been trying to deal with that and it's like dark piss like the dude's dehydrated so i was just out there Also could be if it's foamy If it's too foamy

Was it also kind of misty Hard not clear If it's very cloudy And like foamy that could be a sign Of urinary tract infection Which could also mean he has a Sexually transmitted disease Really?

Well guys I'd like to offer some advice to the listeners who have sex. So about all three of you. If you notice your piss is hard to see through, like it's super misty and cloudy, you could have an... I'm just kidding. Also, that's a sign of if you have a... If you drink protein shakes,

protein makes your pee all cloudy. I don't want to make you overthink things whenever you piss it's probably normal piss guys some sex advice after you have sex make sure you pee because that is how you can get a UTI if you don't pee after sex

mainly for girls though guys rarely will get UTIs when guys get UTIs that shit is bad have you seen the green mile? no with Tom Hanks and the big guy that... Yes, never mind. I was thinking of Shawshank. Yeah, The Green Mile.

I haven't seen Shawshank, but I have seen The Green Mile. Remember like Tom Hanks can't even walk because he has a UTI so bad? And he pisses blood? Yeah. Whenever I see a movie and someone's pissing and I see blood and I'm like, ah! Yikes! It bothers me, man. Jimmy John's! Oh, I had a good idea for a porn. What? It's where a guy sticks like a Beyblade stick down his urethra.

And then he grabs his shaft. And then he goes, let him rip. And he pulls the Beyblade stick out of his dick. And his balls fly off into a Beyblade arena. And they fight another dude's balls that does the same thing. It's going to be in Sausage Party 2, my man. If someone wants to help do an animated of this or help me produce this. But it has to be really good. Like really good cg like we're talking like it has

to look studio quality fucking finn wolfhard's brother voices one of the uh nick wolfhard he voices uh one of the characters on he could do it he screamed let him let it let him rip for us really loudly so maybe like he could he could play that character that rips the blade bayblade stick out of his dick and shoots his balls off into a Beyblade arena. And we could superimpose Finn's face onto the Beyblades. You want to put Finn's face on his brother's nuts? Are we allowed to say that? They're Beyblades. They're not nuts.

They're Beyblades, so it's okay. It's perfectly acceptable. His nuts are Beyblades but he doesn't even have nuts they're not nuts they are beyblades for nuts yes they're gonna drop nick wolfhard from the beyblade voice like game we heard we heard about this podcast where like you were talked about with your nuts or something so we got gotta drop you from the roll. Sorry, Nick. But yeah, dude. You ever just stick a can of Budweiser down your pants when your balls were getting shaved, Matt?

Yeah, actually. Man! That's what Jim would do. When we were at the beach, when I was a little lad with my stepbrothers, and we, you know, the netting of the swimsuit and the ocean and everything like that. When you rub your thighs together, you're walking and shit, it kind of gets a rash in there.

Yeah. He would hand us a can of Budweiser and he'd tell us to stick it down our pants and just relieve some of the stress of our thigh and nut rash. Huh. I never got the... And then he'd take the can. Would he drink it? Oh, yeah. First, you know, he played a little game.

Never mind. We'll talk about that later, I'm sure. Okay, yeah. Oh, you have to remind them for episode 200 to do that story. All right. Episode 200. Ryan has to tell the Budweiser can story. The Budweiser nuts story.

I hope they remember. Alright, well, you guys can remind us for episode 200. Anyway, um... Dude, my nuts never chafe from swimsuits. It was always the tip of my dick. Really? Yeah, it was always the tip of my dick that got chafed. You know that's a sign of STD? I'm kidding. Is everything a sign of STD? I'm just gonna say everything

Eventually everyone who's listening to the podcast Will think they have an STD I got these fucking mosquito bites on my arm It's a sign of STD Why can't you get AIDS from a mosquito Have you ever thought of that Although a lot of STDs are mistaken Because some people just think they're bug bites

Well most STDs are mistakes They are I don't think anyone goes into coitus with the intention of grabbing an st well there are those there i've heard stories about those guys that like purposely give it to like 50 people which if you do that you're like you're like the worst like people with hiv like yeah tell people about that guy who gave it to like 50 people because like he he just he wanted to give he i think he was mad he had it, so he wanted to give it to people. Wasn't there a guy that worked at a school that did that? Yeah, he gave, like, 50 people HIV, and that guy is the worst piece of shit to ever exist.

Like, that is so fucking awful. I can't believe that. Yeah, and he's our president, which is weird. Oh, man. I got piss right out of my penis. I'd like to see you guys explain the comedy and sexual harassment in our president. Real funny, guys. Real good one.

Guys, you know what? You can say whatever you want, but we're the only podcast that's really calling out Trump. No one else talks about Trumpumpf like we do. Nobody fucking owns Drumpf like we do. Fucking, I got a Covfefe tattoo to own Drumpf. Ready to resign yet, Mr. President? Dude, I got a Make America Great Again hat, but it says Make America Stupid Again. Uh-oh.

I just fucking owned Drumpf. Ha-ha. Rob Dyrdek? Back again? It's me! I got a new saucy clip for you. Okay, so here's a dude on a skateboard. He hits his nuts.

I knew it, dude. I knew you were going to say that. Because I'm trying to think, like, what's a clip Rob Dyrdek would show? And you said, dude on a skateboard. And in my head, I was like, he hits his nuts. And you were like, he hits his nuts. And I was like, yes. We're on the same fucking Rob

Dyrdek wavelength. You gotta tune your brain to be on the Rob Dyrdek wavelength. Rob Dyrdek? Is that you? We're fucking roasting Rob Dyrdek left and right on this YouTube channel, man. I hope he never finds it. Actually, I hope he does and he invites us to his fantasy factory to play on skateboards. Then him and Charlemagne

can roast us live. Him and Big Man. He's dead. Fuck. God damn it, I forgot. His name's not Big Man, it's Big Black Man. Big Black Man? Yo, what's up? I'm Rob Dyrdek, and this is my friend Big Black Man.

Oh man. His name was Big Black on the show. That's so weird. That was his title. It went Rob Dyrdek, and then it just went Big Black. Or was it just Big? just big i think it was big no i think it's big black like like technically it was before yeah it was technically it's big black but i think on the show they just put big right i'm gonna look up the robin i'm gonna look it up we're gonna solve it right now rob and we already did this on a podcast yeah but i didn't see the intro and i don't want to see what they put as the credit the intro intro that's like, people let me

tell you about my best friend. He's a warm-hearted man who loves me. That also was in the Ted trailer, remember? Like, Mark Wahlberg was smoking a bong or something and that song was playing. Oh, this is just the fucking song.

Where's the fucking opening? Ow! I pinched my fucking back in the couch. Yep, just him. Just Rob Dyrdek. Yep, Rob Dyrdek. And then... What does it say? Big Black! There it is! Christopher Big Black, and then... Hold on. Christopher Big Black Boykin.

Boykin? Boykin. Yo, I knew someone with that last name. Like, Boykin. I knew someone with that last name. I usedkin. I knew someone with that last name. I used to work with them at Chick-fil-A. So his name's Christopher Boykin, but his nickname is just Big Black. That is a...

What a guy. Why is he gone now? Why is he gone? First Uncle Phil, now Big Black. First Uncle Fungus. And Uncle One. God damn it. Rest in peace.

Also, shout out to all the people at Anime Expo who asked me if I missed my two lovely uncles. I do every day It's very tough still And also What else Blonde Boys just hit Three million views recently Yeah that's awesome

Thank you guys so much for that That means a ton My Two Lovely Uncles Is almost at two million Is it It is yeah Damn Do you think it's gonna

Overtake Blonde Boys Maybe eventually Eventually Who knows But we gotta drop Some more music videos That might outdo both of those. But guys, I think it's a good place to end this podcast.

Thank you so much for hanging with us while we've been doing less uploads. Because, you know, we've been going out of town so much. Ryan's out of town. I'm out of town. I'm going out of town again to visit family. Anime Expo. Like, there was so much. Going out of town soon to visit family.

Yeah. I think when this podcast comes out, you'll be gone. Yeah. But guys, seriously, thank you so much. Going out of town soon to visit family. Yeah, I think when this podcast comes out, you'll be gone. Yeah. But guys, seriously, thank you so much. We have more shows on the way because recently we launched Drunk Drawing. You guys have loved that. Thank you so much. So I think we might – we'll address this more later, but I think we're gearing our channel more towards in the future doing a format kind of like this where it's like –

Just more like variety and not let's play there's gonna we might we're gonna shift from we used to have to release a video every day which meant it was mainly just let's plays that we had to get out but now we're thinking about doing just a couple videos a week where it'll be like a podcast episode an episode of drunk drawing and then maybe like a gaming video or two like probably about two maybe like there's some other shows that we need to do you have some other shows series that's coming out soon dude the movie is coming soon but we have some other show ideas that we need to do We have some other shows in the way The movie review series that's coming out soon But we have some other show ideas That we want to trade around on the channel Put in different slots in different weeks

Along with Drunk Drawing So if you guys have any show ideas Or things you want to see us do Please let us know in the comments And as we become bigger and better And more badass You might notice some changes to the podcast, whether that be us messing with some branding, the name and everything like that. That might come shortly.

We're just going to be trying some stuff out because we got some ideas for the podcast that we think could make it a more enjoyable experience specifically on YouTube but also keep the same experience for people that listen to it as a podcast on itunes and stuff like that yeah um but seriously i've been like more happy doing this channel lately than i have been in like a really long time and i i really do like forcing ourselves to yeah content it's not like super oh we are but at the same time we're the content i have fun doing drunk i love i love doing drunk drawing i love doing this podcast there's there's some guy that got really butt hurt and i i know his goal was for me to shout him out but i but it was but it was something um it was crazy because at first it was just one comment that was like haha funny drunk and he was it wasn't like he was pissed off about

it because he wrote a long paragraph of like i'm tired of you guys you thinking like oh wow being drunk is funny like this wasn't done on youtube oh some odd years ago blah blah stuff like that but i but i started scrolling down to read more comments because i'm like oh that's a negative comment i'm just gonna read more comments he commented like six or seven more times on other drunk drawing episodes and sometimes twice on the same one with trying saying the same thing but in different ways and i'm like dude relax no dude i get just chill out man i get the whole thing it's like oh wow no one's ever done a drunk show before it's like i totally get that but we're doing this because it's fun it's fun to get drunk and we're so bad at drawing we just thought it was a funny show idea to like just

drink and draw and we do three episodes in one recording session yeah so it's like it's not us getting like drunk like every week like five days out of a week to put out this show or whatever yeah we do like three episodes a session yeah and we record like we record every two weeks or so two or three weeks yeah so um but yeah guys check us out on itunes too uh thank you so much for listening to this episode. And we'll see you next week for episode 102. I love you. Oh, shit.

Look at that, man. Made you look. God damn it. Thank you.