supermegashow - EP 102 - Soundcloud Rappers Delight (ft. Kill Bill & Rav)

Episode Date: August 4, 2018

We're joined by extremely amateur Soundcloud rappers Kill Bill & Rav to talk Juuling, fooling, and that good good dust. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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So we can put like featuring I'll tree y'all Put some respect on my shit dog I will man I'll put some on there Can you introduce us as well, too? Okay, my name's Kill Bill, the rapper. Can you introduce me as well?

This is my good friend John Stamos right next to me, looking real thick. I was surprising you were actually friends with the John Stamos. I can't believe, like, when we got Bill on the podcast and he said, yo, can I bring my friend John Stamos? Well, at first he just said his friend John and we're just like, sure.

We're like, I mean, I guess. Then we come into the office and it's John Stamos. He's in here just looking scrumdiddlyumptious. He is. Look at scrumdiddlyumptious over there, John. You're looking good for your age. Thank you. Yeah.

How old are you again? Yeah. All right. Good. I moisturize. Looking good. Looking good, buddy. Yeah.

That's like, I remember that. That was like one time I got pulled over and I was just really nervous because like I didn't have anything to hide but I still could just get nervous around police officers and he was like he's like

how you doing and I went yeah so I was like off to a great start no no I think he asked how old I was and I said yes so

off to a good start and he pulled me out of the car and gave me a big kiss and sent me on my way you're doing just like your idol John Stamos over here so you're not fucking up. I'm not fucking up, man.

Every morning I wake up and I look to John Stamos. I see his face in the clouds. I know. But John's recently actually gotten a little more into music recently, and he actually goes by another name. What would that be? The name's Rav. I'm trying it out. I don't know if it's going to stick or not. I think it will.

Rav. R-A-V, that's my new real name. Like the car, like the Rav 4. Just like that. He's never heard that in his life. It's also Rabbi. Rav means Rabbi. Oh, in Hebrew, yeah. Isn't the Rav 4 just some crossover from Honda or something?

It's a Toyota. It's a Toyota crossover. I'm trying to whip the Toyota Rabbi 4. The Rabbi 4, because R means rabbi in Hebrew. Yeah, that's right. Is that why you chose that? No, it's actually my real name. Oh, yeah, that's right.

I keep forgetting that Rab's your real name. And my birth name is also Kill Bill the Rapper. The movie was actually named after you. Kill. And then Bill the Rapper is your last name. The Rapper is like a... It's like Bill is like a middle name. And then The is like the other middle name.

Because I'm from South Carolina. Y'all know who it is. Yeah. Like Lucy Mays and shit like that. Exactly. And then Rapper is, it's a German name. It was an awkward upbringing. You know, his mom would go to the kindergarten and be like, kill, kill, kill.

Yeah. You know how many times she got kicked out that bitch, dude? That bitch, man. How many, like, has it caused any problems for you at all being named Kill Bill, the rapper? Dude, if Quentin Tarantino tries to sue me, which I can see it coming. Yeah. I can see it coming. Definitely. I don't podcast. No, I don't know. He likes

using rap in his movies, so if you play your cards right, it could be like this fun little, like, did you know that this track was done by Kill Bill the rapper, which has no relation to Kill Bill the movies. Yeah, exactly. What I tell people now, because, okay, I didn't choose the name Kill Bill. I was given the name Kill Bill.

His mother gave it to him. That's my name. Exactly. No, but real shit, I played football in high school and I was terrible, but I was a defensive lineman and I would just throw myself at people.

And I really pancaked a guy one time and they were like, wow, Bill, you killed him. It's Kill Bill. And then it stuck and I couldn't get people to stop calling me that. Wait, so it has no relation

to the movies? Well, I mean, I do like the movies and stuff, but that's not my favorite character. Just when you were like a big football star that you were called Kill Bill as well. Kill Bill the football star.

How was it going from being a big football star to like... I mean, honestly, dude, honestly, dude, I put the team on my back but because you know Michael Jordan started with like golf and baseball yeah and then he moved on to basketball but like would you say rap is your basketball I would say rap it's my like I had

golf first football was my golf okay you know and then rap is my baseball. But I think basketball, I'm thinking like badminton. Okay. I can really hit that shit hard, dude. But that's cool. Your nickname was Kill Bill. I was running back, and I was the tiniest dude out of everyone. You played football, too? Yeah, I was running back.

You really played football? Yeah. I don't mean that like, you played football? Have you ever broken or fractured anything? No, not playing football. Okay. Yeah. He fractured my heart with his music. I'm good.ured anything? No, not playing football. Okay. Yeah. He fractured my heart with his music.

I've been hurt a lot, but I'm good. But no, yeah, so there was this guy. He was the captain. He was like a small show or little show. And because I was a bit smaller than him, I had to be tiny show. But I didn't keep that for my hip hop career. Tiny show. Why didn't they just call you Paul White Big Show?

That's what I'm thinking. Just Big Show. Big Show. I was thinking that. You walk in the room and Paul White Big Show? That's what I'm thinking. Just Big Show. Big Show. I was thinking that. You walk in the room and then the Big Show's theme plays. He's like, we're here, bro. That's what I'm trying to hear. Well, let me lay some common ground. So on this podcast, if there's one thing Ryan and I love talking about that I'm sure everyone's very interested in, it's South Carolina.

And Bill here actually is from South Carolina as well. And some background. I found these guys in my freshman year of college because my friend Jackson showed them to me because he found them on like a music thread, I think on 4chan's music board. And I was like, oh man, these guys are really, really good. So I listened to your albums when I was a freshman in college. But I had no idea that you were also from like the Charleston area in South Carolina. But I had no idea that you were also from the Charleston area in South Carolina. And I didn't know that you guys had recorded the Ramona album in Columbia,

which is where I was going to college at the time. So then I found out. I was like, whoa. We probably weren't even far at all. We were probably just miles away from you then. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We used to ride through there sometimes. Yeah, we would just ride. I remember when we first finished the first tape, Ramona,

I had never released a mixtape at all before or anything like that. And it had been a long time coming because I'd been rapping for a minute. And then I'd been rapping for six or seven years and had not dropped anything other than just singles on SoundCloud and shit like that. And then when we finally finished it, I was just so hype on this shit, and we just rode around Columbia and listened to it like three times in a row. I burned through a whole tank of gas just riding around. When Ryan and I make new Let's Plays, we just pop in the car, and we just listen to them.

We just drive around LA for hours on end listening to our own Let's Plays. It's a good feeling, right? It is. It's kind of like a podcast, you know? Yeah. But I groove to it like it's a beat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I try to.

Do you do your famous Ryan shuffle? Yeah. But like I groove to it like it's a beat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I try to. If the words matter. Do you do your famous Ryan Shuffle? Dude, I mean, I don't want to. You want to do the Ryan Shuffle for us? I didn't mean to tell you.

I didn't mean to bring it up. Maybe later, but I don't want to just steal the show right off the bat after people have barely gotten adjusted to you guys being on the cast.

Do you bop your head when you're listening to your Let's Play? Yeah, yeah, yeah. As I said, I try to imagine a beat with the words that we're saying like the words that we're saying is the beat when something funny happens are you like yeah we go crazy man like like we'll smoke a joint out the window we have an air horn in my car we do we blast that shit i mean now it's just the

it's just it's like it's just it's out because we've blasted it so many times we turn the sub all the way up in the car we bought it yesterday and it's already out, which sucks. I know. Well, actually, I got a new subwoofer in my car and that's just for the Let's Plays. That's just to really hear the bass in our voices, Ryan's laugh coming through harder. But there is good news. There's good news? Yeah, there's good news.

You were talking about your stuff is on Spotify, right? Yes. Awesome. Because I just got a spot if I just switched over from Apple musics to Spotify and I don't are you on Apple music yeah well yeah we're on where I'm I could not find you for the longest time on Apple music and like I saw your stuff was on Spotify it's harder to like traverse yeah it's easier to traverse like and navigate through Spotify I feel like would you recommend Spotify over Apple Music?

I mean, Apple Music pays more. But Spotify does this thing where we're in related artists for other people. So the other day someone was listening to Joji, and then my song came on. And they just happened to be a fan or whatever. But they didn't know I was on Spotify. And they were like, holy shit, that's cool. Just anyone that's sort of related. You show up in a Discover.

Yeah, yeah. We get a lot of our plays from that. You guys pop in my Discover all the time. And I guess some more context of who these guys are. They've both dropped a couple albums on the internet, but you guys each have, respectively, a pretty popular album. Bill has an album called Ramona. Rav has an album called Beneath the Toxic Jungle,

which actually, I think, didn't Anthony Fantano tweet it out at one point? The melon himself? Yeah, the melon did. He also, we've had a couple run-ins with the melon, but. Ooh, I met the melon. He's ripped. He's got big fucking muscles. It's that vegan diet though. It is, it is. He's like, he's obsessed with that vegan

diet and working out and shit. I'm a vegetarian. I'm interested to taste his juice. I'm a vegetarian. I'm interested to taste his juice. I'm sure his juice is... He got the juice. He got that vegan juice, you know. It's probably green and shit. He probably lactates melon juice that is 100% vegan

and I will lick it up. Oh, I'd lick it up too. Is breast milk vegan? Hold on, because here's the thing about breast milk. Is breast milk vegan? Because it is milk and it is coming from an animal. but it has nothing to do with like like farming or anything exactly there's no cruelty involved i mean yes you could farm human women but you would have to keep getting them pregnant right well i think you can lactate without pregnancy i think you take hormones to do it yeah if you keep lactating

after pregnancy you just keep on lactating like that's why that woman was feeding her kid at the like when he was still like what 10 or something like that yeah me yo you know what i heard the other day this is real wild apparently to stop lactating okay like women write this one down okay yeah i got my notepad to stop lactating you're supposed to like put cabbage on your nipples and like just like leave it there like strap it on like put it underneath the bra and leave cabbage there and something in cabbage will stop the milk from coming that sounds like something like a crazy aunt would say the family get together i don't know how true that is like like the same woman that's like into crystals and stuff it's like yeah just put cabbage on your nipples just charge a crystal and touch it okay so i my my i have i have an

aunt who's kind of like that and i remember remember, like, I suffer from really bad acid reflux, like real bad. So I remember I got Prilosec. Like the word suffer in there. No, I suffer from it. Like, it's bad sometimes. But I got, like, Prilosec. I got, like, a prescription of it, which is, like, it makes you not have the acid reflux. You know, Larry the Cable Guy does the Prilosec commercials.

And I remember, like, I got it, and it changed my life. Like, one weekend, I was just like, I haven't felt it once. I started taking it. I couldn't recommend it enough. And I remember my aunt was over, and I was like, oh, man, yeah, the Prilosec's great. And she doesn't believe in, like, medicine or anything. She believes in cabbage. She believes in cabbage and crystals.

And she's like, oh, you should throw that away. And I was like, what? She's like, yeah, throw your medicine away. What you need to do is you need to drink vinegar. And I was like, you want me to drink literal acid to get rid of my acid reflux? Which maybe there's some science there. Fire with fire. Yeah. It's just like, let me just drink

straight up acetic acid. The only way to make that work is you have to have cabbage on your nipples while you do it. It activates. Do I have to have my crystals charged too? Yeah, dude. Okay. Yeah. Go to a crystal charger.

I don't know how much they charge. You're in L.A. You're joking to have those around here. Yeah. There's crystal shops where they sell like healing crystals for like insane amounts of money. Do they sell J.O. crystals? They do sell J.O. crystals. And you can get them charged around here.

In fact, you're in the Grumps office, and that's the number one place to charge your J.O. Crystals. Do y'all have a room where we can charge? Yeah, after the podcast, I'll take you in there. Is that what they call it? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Why are you taking your pants off? Sorry, I didn't think you'd even notice.

You don't have to stop. I went to go get coffee from Uber Eats yesterday for my girl. You went to go get coffee from Uber Eats? You met the Uber Eats driver at the coffee shop. I stood out. I stood there. I was like, yeah. But no.

And I was just like, what's some good coffee places? And there was this one. I can't remember. It was like Moon something. I don't know. But they were like, we went to go get something. It was like they sold coffee with sex dust. And it's supposed to give you.

Sex dust? Yeah. It's not like an aphrodisiac, but it's supposed to make you more creative in the bedroom. And they have spirit dust and all this other shit. Let me write this shit down. Look at this be just like people's ashes that they've like... The crematorium is like...

I don't know what to do with this. It shares a building with a crematorium. And they just have like leftover ashes. It was like, yeah, no one ever claimed these ashes. They're just like, all right. Sex dust. Perfect. Put a little glitter in it.

Call it a day. All right, I'm writing this down. Sex dust. Perfect. Put a little glitter in it. All right. I'm writing this down. Coffee with sex dust. And that's moon in the name because sex dust. I need to try this shit. I want to try it. It wasn't like if you get just sex dust, it's mad expensive. It's like 70 bucks for a thing of sex dust.

What the fuck is sex dust? It's coffee. It's just cocaine. With sex dust and like all this other shit in it. There was another one where you could buy alkaline water that has fucking... It's kind of like health nut shit, but the phrase sex dust is the best thing. I would drink it just because if you were to give me a drink and call it a sex dust latte and it doesn't have anything in it but glitter or something, I would still drink it.

I'd still drink it too. It just sounds like senior citizen cum to me. Just sex dust. Is it vegetarian? I'm going to puff my sex dust on you. Is it vegetarian? Is sex dust vegetarian? I mean, I don't know.

It doesn't say what it is. Is it like, does it come from like a body? I'm going to Google this. There's no nutritional facts for sex dust. I'm going to Google this while we're talking. What's the name of the podcast episode? Sex Dust. Maybe I should look up on my calorie counter app, Sex Dust.

You know, I'm going to do that. Yeah. It's like, it's like. We'll see what comes up. It's like 900 calories per like ounce of it. And you said it's legitimately just, sex dust. You know, I'm going to do that. Yeah, it's like, it's like what comes up. It's like 900 calories per like ounce of it. And you said it's legitimately just called sex dust. Yeah, it was a sex dust latte. Sex dust latte.

I got to find this shit, man. That's crazy. Let me see. I got to add it to snacks. Moon juice sex dust. Here we go. Adaptogenic dust blend to ignite creative energy, vitality, and well-being. Ooh, damn.

Sex dust, moon juice. one teaspoon is 10 calories. Then there's sexer, which is a cup of sexer, 289 calories. And then we have sex, which is 99,999 calories. Someone put that on there being real funny. Oh, yeah, they did. That's good. That's good. Okay, apparently Gwyneth Paltrow made sex dust. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well.

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What if we took sex dust and we realized that it just makes us the best people that we can be? I'm calling it. Ten years from now, you walk into any food place, there's salt, there's pepper, and there's the good old sex dust. There's sex dust. Like, McDonald's having little packets. Yeah, it's just the three. Ten years from now, you're going to be sleeping in your bedroom. Gwyneth Paltrow is going to kick down your door and just be like, I showed all of you.

All of you. I fucking, here's the thing, like, things like this, you'll never actually know if they are. Like, it could be actually like the best thing ever because it's so goofy no one would believe it like what if like those info wars like male vitality supplements actually are like the fucking best thing ever but no one's gonna think it's serious because it's like an info wars alex jones like male vitality supplement so what if what if it is the best we just don't know the government's not gonna let anything like seep through the crack so this is like info wars and stuff and well infoars and Gwyneth Paltrow being the top two distributors

of these kind of supplements. Outside the FDA, yeah. As long as it keeps my frogs heterosexual. It will, man. That's actually the, I have some of the InfoWars drops. It says, doesn't it say like in small letters, like, will not turn frogs gay? It does, it does, yeah. Does it

actually? That's hot. It won't turn frogs gay? Is it like marketed to people to feed their frogs? Well, some people in this country have a problem where they have gay frogs, so they get the InfoWars. Is that like an epidemic? It's actually, it's a very, people don't talk about it enough,

but it is an epidemic. How does it manifest itself, like this issue? Well, with gay frogs. People just got gay frogs out there does Alex Jones go out there with like a micro micro like a magnus

well a microphile what is this called? a magnifying glass sorry guys I mean gay frogs did start from like the liberal left trying to like put stuff in the water supply

that turned like not just the frogs gay but people gay so that the left's agenda in Hollywood would actually pursue through and so this is what Alex Jones is fighting

and that we all need to probably so is Gwyneth Paltrow like the opposite of that? Like it makes you gay? Like she wants us all to be gay with sex dust. I don't know if sex dust makes you gay though. This is the perfect podcast to cut out of context. It makes you creative in the bedroom. That's a creative thing.

What does that mean though? I don't know. I used to be writing rhymes. Yo, you guys just like snort a line of sex dust and then write some words. Do you snort the dust? Could you snort the dust? You probably could snort it. You could snort anything, dude. You could snort dick cheese.

That is true. You could actually snort dick cheese. I don't know if I want to, though. That's probably one of the most foul things you could snort. It's overrated. I'm surprised, like, Steve-O hasn't done it. He did wasabi. Oh, that was a disgusting thing.

He did it with the soy sauce, too. It was, like... Oh, yeah. The whole experience, yeah. Like, salt and just a burning sensation. And now... He threw up. Because you've been to Japan, you see how respectful those sushi places are. Just imagine Steve-O going in there, like, doped out of his mind and puking all over the counter. His voice is like sandpaper.

Yeah, but he saved a little dog. He did. No, I love Steve-O. He's getting married. I really like Steve-O. He turned his life around. He did. He's pretty inspirational. HaveO. And he's getting married. I really like Steve-O. He turned his life around. He did. He's pretty inspirational.

Have you seen that picture of him right before he went into rehab? Where he's on the ground with puke and 20,000 Whippet containers? Oh, yeah. I saw that. If y'all watch that documentary, it's the saddest shit in the world. And it's so cool to see him now because he's good. Wait, there's a Steve-O documentary? There's a Steve-O documentary.

You can watch it on YouTube. Okay, I've only seen the Bam Vice one, I think. That one's sad. But I really liked it, because whenever I see these guys, I'm like, ah, childhood. But then again, it's like, oh, they're doing shitty. He looks just like his dad now. Yo, he does. Have you seen him? That's crazy. You know who

I watched a documentary about Brandon Novak, who was like, he rolled with the jackass guys. He's a skater, but he had a heroin addiction. And that's a pretty sad documentary. Also, just so you guys know, Steve-O has sat on this couch he's sitting on right now. Yeah, I saw that episode. I can smell it.

You can smell it. The smell's still there. What game did they play? They played some Wii game. Not Metal Slug. What was it? Mad World. Mad World, yeah.

They played Mad World. And the whole time he was talking about how he doesn't play games, if I remember correctly. And it was really funny. I haven't actually seen this Diablo episode because Ryan and I don't watch Game Grumps when we edit it. We just kind of throw it all together. Did you edit this?

No, that was before we came along. Oh, was it? That was Kevin. Oh, yep. Kevin edited that one. I miss Kevin. I miss Kevin, too. He's a bad boy.

No, he's a bad boy. You know, Kevin's out there now. He's actually a professional skater, believe it or not. Oh, for real? And he is killing it in the skating world. That's tight. He is, yeah. I love Kevin.

You'll see him in the bowls of Santa Monica just kind of grinding one out. That's hard. Kevin sits in the middle of the bowl and just jacks off. That's what he really does. I mean, he sits on the skateboard. It has to be some sort of trick. Yeah, like they'll kick him out if he doesn't have a skateboard, but he comes and he sits the skateboard down and jerks off.

He's going to hear this. So, Kevin, please. Do you think he listens to our podcast? No, but last time we talked about him, he tweeted at us. Probably because people were like, they talked about him. Well, they're going to tweet out now and say we talked about him jerking off at a skate park. Probably. And then we're going to get photos of him jerking off in the middle of a bowl at Santa Monica

skate park. And realize he actually has been doing that. Kevin, if you hear this, we've actually been receiving emails from these skate parks asking us to pass along the message to please stop pleasuring yourself in these skate parks. Specifically,

they also said to be really blunt with it, so please stop masturbating in the middle of Bowl 2 at the Santa Monica skate park. He goes to that one all the time. There's several bowls. That's the one he likes to sit in. That's the one that hits. It is. Kevin might be taking the sex dust.

That might be what it is. Oh, he's getting creative. Yeah, he's getting creative. I love how he took a little too much. In the description for sex dust, nowhere does it mention sexual stuff. It just says creativity and well-being. You take it just before you have sex,

and then you end up writing a whole whole book just a massive book of poetry Are there legitimate supplements that make sex better other than just like stay up longer like are there? Are there ones that shit in a gas station one time? That was one of the where you put the quarters in turn the dial and then the packet of supplement comes out probably I don't remember Exactly. I was I was fucked up, but There's a sex does Probably. I don't remember exactly. I was fucked up. On sex dust. I was fucked up on sex dust. But there's this thing, and it looked like a five-hour energy, like that type of bottle.

But it had Chun-Li and Ryu from Street Fighter, and they're just fucking. But it's like, you can't see because of the text, but you can almost see some nipple. You know what's going on. And then it says, I can't remember what it says, but it says something in terrible English, like, sex penetrate. Or something like that. And I googled it. It's a thing. It's not just a South Carolina thing. It's a thing that's everywhere.

But if y'all ever want something... You didn't try it, though. I mean, I ain't gonna tell you. But in South Carolina, should we potentially put 50 cents in one of those machines? I'm not trying to tell you what to do with your life, but yes. Okay. Two things.

Two things. I'll start with this. Number two or number one? This is number two. Number one, I'll lead into another topic. Okay, sweet. But number two, I was in a town, not even a town, just like a gas station in the middle of Arizona recently. And I went to the bathroom and they have one of those machines on the wall where you could like put the quarters in. And they had like a tiny pocketbook of illustrated sexual drawings.

And I wanted it so bad but that specific one was broken because someone had smashed it with like a jackhammer or something. They were really mad. They probably ate their coins right before they did. I tried to reach in. I tried to get that little sex book out but I couldn't do it. But they did have

Benoit balls in a little packet so I got some of those and literally what it was was it was a condom that was about an inch long. Yeah. Is that some like goofy, like children's show terrorist dude? I'm Benoit balls. No, it's a real thing.

Benoit balls, it's like a sex toy. Like Chris Benoit? Yeah, but you put them in your ass, like a tiny Chris Benoit. He stuck up your ass. He killed his whole family. Did he really? Yeah, y'all didn't know about that shit?

Yeah, that shit was crazy. Yeah, he killed himself after killing his whole family. Oh, shit. They did like- He didn't kill himself before he killed his whole family? Yeah. Y'all didn't know about that shit? Yeah, that shit was crazy. Yeah, he killed himself after killing his whole family. Oh, shit. They did like... He didn't kill himself before he killed his whole family? Yeah. Yeah, no. He's the first person to do that.

It's crazy that he pulled it off. Apparently, they did like an autopsy on him. And like he had taken so much steroids throughout his life. And like he just had like bad... Roid rage? He did the fucking flying headbutt was his finisher. He would come off the top rope and literally hit people. No, we talked about this.

I think we did one of those. No, no, no, no. There was a Game Grumps game where they played a wrestling game, and he was in it, and they talked about this. I remember now. But basically, the thing I got from this sex machine in the bathroom was a condom, but it wasn't really a condom. It was about an inch long, so it would only go on the head of a penis. And it had these things on it on the outside, like studs, but it just looked like a small condom covered in herpes.

It was disgusting, and it smelled weird, and it was made in Korea. Beautiful. Guys, if you're ever in a gas station in Arizona. Or Korea. Or Korea. And you see Benoit balls, get that shit. Get the Benoit balls with the sex penetrate combo. Yeah.

Really just drive it on home. Make sure you have sex dust coffee in the morning. Really start it off right. Snort the latte. And then get the little sex illustrations book so you know what you're doing. Because that shit's hard. Also, you know how like every gas station sells those little like pills for like fucking where it's like, you know Like it'll be like a like a raging. It's like a red and blue pill. Yeah, it's like six

You press the button on the condom You guys ever taken those all the time taking those little sex pills Yeah, I just took one before we start I don't trust putting shit like that. No, I don't either I want to know like what they like what if they really do work though? Those little sex pills. Yeah, I just took one before we started. I don't trust putting shit like that. No, I don't either. I want to know, like, what they, like, what if they really do work, though? I mean, I'm sure they do something, but it probably has, like, methamphetamines in it or something. Yeah. Like, maybe wait until you're older or something. Because now it's like your shit's working fine.

You don't need the meth or anything. Well, if you're, like, 70, you ain't got shit to lose anyway. Pop, pop, pop. Why would I spend, you know, $300 on one pill of Viagra when I could spend $3 and get like six pills of sex stuff at the gas station? Sex pills. Sex penetrate. Sex penetrate. I could just be chugging sex penetrate.

Fuck fiber energy. I'm going to get some sex penetrate before I do an essay at night. That's what keeps me going. It keeps me going, man. I feel like I'd get addicted. You take those pills and then you become dependent on them for everything like you can't you can't survive without taking those little like it's like the movie limitless but it's those sex pills from the gas station well you have to like keep like taking them because like the dosage goes down just like how people want to keep buying me

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They're the most comfortable pair of underwear I think I've ever had. I think I took a road trip on and just kept one pair on the whole time. They lasted, stayed perfectly clean because of the natural source fibers and everything like that. They did, and actually they sent us a free pair that Ryan and I share, and we haven't even had to wash yet. We've been trading off every other day for like six months now. But real talk, they

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I'm really proud of you guys. Can I touch your MeUndies? Can I get a little... I'm not wearing MeUndies today. I'm wearing MeUndies every day. I'm touching them right now. They feel good. Can I get a little? I'm not wearing me undies today. I'm wearing me undies every day. I'm touching them right now. They feel good. They're soft, right?

Yeah. So you guys are rappers. That's a way to start it. So you guys are rappers. You guys do the rap. What's the thing with rapping? What's the thing with rapping these days? These kids love it.

What about, can you guys do a little freestyle for me? Is that, actually, it's probably like, I feel like every rapper's like, God damn it, when someone asks them that. Some of them's worst nightmare,

especially when they get viral videos like Kanye when he did that freestyle that turned out to be poor. There's a bunch of other people. Shia LaBeouf did that freestyle. That was pretty good. Apparently that was somebody else's lyrics. God damn it.

Yeah. But like he came out after the factia apparently he was just like like flowing that shit like it wasn't like he was like yo i'm about to freestyle and then somebody just filmed it and it's just a song he liked and then he released it if someone released it yeah okay it wasn't like some shit because he's a big rap fan because like he fucks with Cage who was like from like Def Jux back in the day and shit. Are we still talking about Shia LaBeouf? Yeah. Yeah. He's hella integrated in this culture. There's videos of them shooting skeet.

No homo. Like, but they're shooting. He shot a little film with a Kit Kutty. Oh, that's right. Oh, did he really? And Cage. Oh shit. Cause that was like right around when they did Maniac

yup you guys need like you guys should do a video with Shia LaBeouf we wanna I'm trying to boof Shia LaBeouf

trying to get some boof from Shia LaBeouf do you guys get that too though like hey say something funny yes oh my god

you're a YouTube man say something funny no my favorite is when someone comes up and they got their phone out and they're filming

and they go say the line and then Ryan and I have to say, ready? Let's do it. Ready? Three, two, one. Yes, yes, yes. Daddy likes.

Oh, guys. Wow. Well, then there's like the ones that like, you keep doing it. I don't mind. But just realize like at the end of the day, I'm a very average person. And so when you put me on the spot, it's like, okay, I got to come up with something real quick. You know when they come up, they come up and they're just like,

as I said, I don't mind. Keep doing it, you know, because it's for you. In fact, do it to Ryan Moore. Yeah.

You know that, um, they'll come up and they'll just be like, uh, can you make a video for my friend? Just, uh, just,

just make it funny. And I'm like, Oh Lord. I'm just like, Oh, it couldn't have just been just like, I say hi to my friend. Just make it funny too.

Cause we're not comedians. Like we're just sitting on a couch and record to my friends make it funny too because we're not comedians like Ourselves talking so it's like Can you let's play for me right now, okay? Jump Matt jump. Oh, no, I died in the game jump you fucking dumbass Oh, no, the comments are gonna get max. I'm bad at video games. Thanks, and please subscribe. Matt, put in a fart sound effect real quick. There's a fart sound effect. Ha-ha, poop.

And air horn and crazy edits. Zoom in. And do Call of Duty hit marker sound effects. No, no. That one. Yeah, that one. Okay, cool. Well, it's online.

You can find it. That was really good, guys. Thanks, guys. I think you're... Wow. You gotta... You can rap. Now zoom in to Bill's face when he says,

you can rap. Just zoom in, and then when he says rap, put it on his mouth and put it in the low voice. Make it look like a VHS effect as well. People are watching right now like, wait, what?

There's nothing on screen. I know. They're just like, what? Wait. So now you guys got freestyle. You guys good at freestyling? The best. Yeah, they're the best.

In the whole world. What if I beatbox? If you beatbox, are we going to hit it? Are we going to hit that yeet? Is that what the kids say? Y'all mind if I hit that yeet? That's what they say. All right.

We can hit the yeet. We can do that. Is that when the vines, like something gets thrown at her and it goes yeet? Yeah, it's that like white boy at school and he's like, Y'all mind if I hit that. And then he throws something. He's got dip in his mouth. Does he?

Y'all do dip? No, my dad dips. Dip is disgusting. I have a bad experience with dip because my dad, when I was really young, he quit smoking. He always spit it on Bill when he was a kid. Yeah, dude. But no, he was good about it later, but like, he would, like, I had like a Mountain Ducan and he had a Mountain Ducan and he spit into it. And like, it was like immediately, like, I was like six years old and I like went to

just chug and then it was like, it hit my mouth and then I threw up on top of that. So I was just covered in used dip, spit and throw up. And then my dad just comes in and he's just like, what have I done? I need to quit. From now on, it was like in bottles. I smoke, so I've dealt with something similar to that where I'll put a bunch of my cigarettes out in a small Diet Pepsi, Diet Coke, whatever bottle for a long time. And I'll also have a drink right next to it in the cup holder. I'll pick up one of them and just take a swig. I get a mouth

full of ashy soaked cigarette butt and it's wonderful. That is disgusting. I'm trying to get that as a flavored drink. Like a Yankee candle? Coca-Cola tobacco flavor. They make tobacco scented candles. They do. They actually smell kind of

alright. Yeah, no, I love the smell of tobacco. I'm like, I just don't want my place smelling like it. But I feel like a tobacco candle smells like cigarettes. It's just like a... You don't want it to smell like a cigar merchant. Yeah, it's like an earthy, like, hearty smell. There's a rapper, I don't know if any of y'all fuck with, Lil Ugly Mane. Do you know

who I'm talking about? Lil Ugly Mane? Yeah. I know Ugly God. No, Lil Ugly Mane. I mean, Ugly God's cool too, but Lil Ugly Mane, he's like top five for me. Like, seriously, actually Man. I mean, Ugly God's cool too, but Little Ugly Man, he's like top five for me. Like seriously, actually like an amazing rapper. Okay. Yeah.

The name's just kind of funny. Yeah, and producer. Yeah, he does all his other shit. But he actually has a line of vape juice out and it's called Court Date or Court Room or something like that. And it's coffee

and stale tobacco. That's what it's supposed to taste like. Ryan, you want to try it? I think I'm good, man. Actually, Ugly God actually posted a video of me and Ryan on his Instagram, the video of us putting banana in the bag and slamming him against a wall.

Did he? Which, to clarify, was not real. Some people got really upset about that. But we didn't actually slam my cat against the wall. It's not real. It's not real? I'm unsubscribing. It's not real.

This feels like we figured out Santa's not real. Santa is real. Oh, sorry. Santa's up. Cats land on their feet. It's not real. This feels like we figured out Santa's not real. Santa is real. Oh, sorry. Santa's up. Cats land on their feet. They're very durable. You slam against the wall, he'll land on his feet. He's fine.

If you... I don't want to get into it. It's fine. I'll get heated. I don't... But, like... Is this scripted? No.

No, we actually... Is this an ad? We... So, speaking of abusing animals... Harry's shaved. Don't worry, Harry's. We're not going to do do you like that we'll don't worry a little later well we'll get you in later when we're talking about something pleasant so one of you get when we're talking about something pleasant someone needs to be like by the way now that we're on a pleasant topic ad read yes and by the way thank you guys thank you listeners for uh

you know um thanks for uh listening to all our ad reads and actually like checking out the products because that actually really helps out our podcast a lot um because as you know we don't get paid by game grumps uh we're kind of in like we signed a contract that we didn't read uh and didn't realize it said no pay and it's like a 10-year contract um yeah they don't pay us either i know i don't i don't fucking don't pay us either. I know. I don't fucking... They don't pay anybody. It's the fucking craziest shit. I got a paycheck from them once. Are you serious? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was like $3. What the fuck? They pay us in free Game Grumps Live tickets. They do. Oh, that's sick. And we get two V-Bucks a month for Fortnite, so... Ooh. Yeah.

How do you pay rent? V-Bucks. That's tight. My apartment accepts V-Bucks as a rent payment. We live in the best timeline. We do. There is a timeline where V-Bucks becomes way more than Bitcoin or anything. It just becomes the online currency and then therefore becomes the currency because everything's online. Okay, if string theory is real, then there is a universe.

We're in the United States. V-Bucks is the official currency and like Fortnite currency, that's what people use. If string theory is real, that means like some dude in like a Godzilla outfit is like president of the United States for no reason. Is he not now? Oh! Oh my God. Yeah, that's right.

That's right. Ready to resign yet, Drumpf? Woo! There it is. Did it. I had to do it. Fight the power, dude. Yo, I bought a jewel as a joke and I'm'm straight addicted to it, and I feel like a dumbass.

You always say you buy this shit as a joke, but you, like, you legitimately are into it. Well, yeah, I bought it as a joke, and I was like, ooh! What do you mean you buy it as a joke? It was like an ironic purchase. Oh, look, I'm smoking. Oh, I bought a jewel ironically. Like, what is that fuck? Just say you bought a jewel.

You don't have to preface it. No, it really was like... You don't have to preface it with it's a joke. My friends are like, oh, let's get a Juul. And now I'm like, I'm a dumbass because I'm straight addicted to this thing. Oh, let's go buy a computer. Oh, dude. Oh, I'm a nerd, dude. Look at me. I'm mad I bought a vibrator for a joke.

It's actually kind of cool. I'm addicted to that shit. Oh, it's in my ass. Oh, it's a joke, though. Yeah, you've been smoking that Juul during this podcast. I have been. It's you've been smoking that Juul during this podcast. I have been. It's bad. So what is Juul?

What is it? You want to try it? I'm not hip. Yeah, let me. It's like a little, like, vape, and it's fruit-flavored. And it's like. It's like way more nicotine than a normal vape, though, right? Like, it's, like, supposed to be.

Is it? I would explain why I've been doing it so much. I'm pretty sure Juuls are like it's supposed to be like released in the same way a cigarette would be released whereas like normal vape it's like a smooth regular vape is just pushing smoke into you

a Juuls just like a little puff and I feel like a real dumbass somebody do the googleage on that later on but I'm pretty sure Juul has more nicotine in it so how do you load a Juul up it's literally just like look, it's just a little pod you buy that you just click in

and you suck, suck, suck. And you put that flash drive in that bitch. It looks like a flash drive. Do you put like sex dust in it before you guys come up with videos? Yo, you could put a little, we should Juul some sex dust. Yo, we should vape sex dust. You guys could be creative. Mix it with some water, vape sex dust, end up in the hospital with like lesions inside

our lungs and shit. Y'all have like fast growing tumors all over your body. Like we do one hit of sex dust. But it was worth it. It was so worth it because now I have so much creative energy and I just have these images when I shut my eyes, I see Gwyneth Paltrow. Well, you have a lot of creative energy. Yeah.

You know, you need a lot of creative energy when you're shaving using Harry's. Oh, nice. Nice. Come on, let's get this. He deserves a fucking award for that. Yeah. All right. I hope Bill and Raverin join sitting on the couch while we just do ad reads.

You guys having fun? No, y'all got my every, yeah. The rest of it feels like filler. I don't listen to your podcast. I just, like, jump in the video for the ad. You're like, where are the ad reads? You go to the comments section. Usually the top comments are, like, the time codes for when the ad reads are.

Yeah, exactly. I just jump to those. Well, here's the thing, Ryan. What do you love most about shaving with Harry's? Because I don't have to shave because I haven't hit puberty yet. But why don't you tell me? Well, first of all, it's a nice, easy package. It comes with everything you need, right? It makes it easy to shave.

They send you a bunch of these razors, you know, blah, blah, blah. It's just a good time if you have a face full of fur, which I do. They got the creams, they got the butters, they got the nice razor handles and the nice f***ing blades. I shouldn't swear in an ad. I gotta bleep that out. It's fine. I mean, after all, Harry stands

behind the quality of their blades, but they know that switching razors isn't as easy. I'm gay. Harry stands behind the quality of their blades, but they know that switching razors isn't an easy decision. So they created a trial offer. Claim yours by going to harrys.com slash super mega. Can you believe that, guys?

harrys.com slash super mega. They love us so much, they gave us our own URL. Harry's founders were fed up with overpaying for expensive razors with unnecessary features. The razors these days, they got laser pointers. They got f***ing, they play jingles. You don't need all that. What did they know, Matt? They knew that a great shave comes down to great blades.

Made with sharp, durable steel that lasts. That's why they bought a factory that's been making some of the highest quality blades in the world for over 95 years. Congrats on that factory, by the way, guys. Congrats. And by selling to you directly over the internet, Harry's can offer their blades at a price much lower than the leading brand. Just $2 per blade compared to $4 or more. Damn, and that quality guarantee.

If you don't love your shave, let Harry's know. They'll actually grow your facial hair back for you so you can shave it again. And within 30 days, they'll give you a full refund. The $30 thing was true. The other thing's not true, just in case. Just in case they're like, we're cutting the ad read because of that. Should I give them details of the trial offer? I think you should, Ryan.

Get a $13 value trial set that comes with everything you need for a close, comfortable shave. You get a weighted handle, a five-blade razor with a lubricating strip and trimmer blade, rich, lathering shave gel, and travel blade covers. And Ryan, that's a weighted ergonomic handle. Whoa.

Ergonomic? What's ergonomic mean, Matt? Anyway, guys, the listeners of Super Mega Cats can redeem this at harrys.com slash super mega. To redeem your offer and let them know we sent you to help support the show. Thanks. Okay, now we're just going to come back to the podcast. We could talk more about razors and stuff. I had a bad razor experience earlier.

Maybe you should get some Harry's. Actually, I should because I came here and I bought one of those things that you can get like the travel bag for the plane. I got it at Walmart and it has like the toothbrush, the razor for the plane you know i got at walmart and it has like the toothbrush the the razor that got it all yeah okay but the razor was so bad like i'm sitting there like i'm shaving i'm shaving yesterday i look down there's a little bit of blood i'm a little scared to it my hand smells like metallic there's blood everywhere there's

like it just your hands smell like metallica my hands smell like Metallica. My hands smell like Metallica. Yeah. And it was a good time, but it wasn't as good of a time if I had Harry's. If you went to harrys.com slash super mega. Yeah. You know, which I suggest you all do, even if you don't shave.

So your hands smell like Metallica. Just buy some razors. Maybe your old man will like some, you know? I'm a little boy. I'm a young... Do you shave, Rev? I do, but I don't need to shave very often.

I do grow facial hair, but it's just a little bit. Is it prepubescent? It's like the peach fuzz that you get in middle school. It's so hot. Women love it. Women love the kind of middle school looking stache I can grow. I just don't want to give them too much of a reason

to just attack me. Are you saying women don't like it when a guy has a beard and they're eating or doing something and that smell travels from their beard to their mouth when you give them a nice little smooch actually women love that so guys with beards make sure you get a lot of food in your beard before you smooch a lady make sure you eat something like some like garlic roast beef like kimchi maybe like uh just a lot of milk. Get a lot of dairy in your beard. Don't use silverware. Just trough it. The reason God gave you a beard is to

save the flavor. It's a flavor saver, as some people call it. It says that in the Bible somewhere. It does. Leviticus. Leviticus does have a whole thing about getting food in your beard. Leviticus actually says some shit like, I think it says don't wear two different linens, which I'm wearing denim

and cotton right now, so I'm going to hell. It says, I think in Leviticus it actually says that if you're a woman and you have your period and like you have to wash

or burn the linens. It actually does say that, I think. That's kind of wild, you know. That's actually pretty sweet, you know. They had to go through a lot of linens because, you know, that's like once a month.

Yeah, right? That sucks. Like, well, I got to throw away my wardrobe now. And some women probably had like a super heavy bleed so it would last longer. Yeah, and they like banished them to the woods. That sucks because not only do they got to deal with the period, but they got to get like banished to the woods, burn all their clothing. That sucked. Yeah.

They got to do the cha-cha slide and then they can come back. In the Bible it says the only thing that would redeem a woman on her period is she does the cha-cha slide. Yeah. I don't make the rules

I just break them. Hey you just break them man. Actually what was I going to say? Let's talk about rap. Okay. So you guys We can do that.

How about this? You're here to Drake? I love Drake, man. Drake, man. My favorite superhero. Since I just got Spotify, what is like if you could pick a track

to, if someone's just trying to get into your music, what would you recommend them to listen to to start them off? None of it. Oh, yeah. It's all bad. Yo, I can't believe he just said that. He just did that. That quick wit got you. Now you can't respond or else you look like a bunch of fools.

Y'all look like fools over here. I just gotta let it slide. Foolies, as they say in the rap community. But yeah, Phil, why don't you answer that? Okay, this is really weird to answer because it's like... I would just say, if you were to get into my music personally, I would say to listen to Ramona, like my first album, because I feel like that's like a pretty accessible. It's got the animator on the cover.

Did we ever talk about how you sent me something to my place? Oh, yeah. Let's talk about that. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. So I sent. Freaked me the fuck. I was legitimately like my heart was racing.

Yeah, I sent Ryan a copy of Ramona. And, like, I thought it would be really, like, a really sick meme to put Ryan McGogles on there instead of Ryan McGee. And, like, I didn't know. Like, I literally said, like, oh, it'll be funny. And my girlfriend is, like, saying, like, yeah, do it do it you know and so then like you love it so then like we sent it out and then Matt hits me on the twitter dms and was just like yeah uh you scared the shit out of Ryan and like what was it you were afraid someone got your address yeah I was afraid like just no just some fan just sent me something. It was just like,

I was like, uh-oh. Well, I am a fan. Now this person's gonna start harassing me more, send me a bunch of stuff. Then I opened it up and I was pleasantly surprised with a wonderful album.

So what I should do now is just like send you strange things. Just do like, yes, yes, yes, Daddy Likes is the address. I mean, it won't get delivered to me.

Oh my God, he did the thing again. He did it. He said it again. Oh my God, he said it, dude. Are you wet now? Copyright. I feel like, yeah. You are juice. Raph's got some thing again. He did it. He said it again. Oh my god, he said it, dude. Are you wet now? Copyright. I feel like, yeah. You are juice.

Rav's got some juice leaking. I can tell. Yeah. So Ramona, for you, you would tell people? Yeah, yeah. Just Ramona would probably be a good starting point. What would you say, Rav? It's going to be lame, but I guess Beneath the Toxic Jungle as well, for me, would be

more. It's a good, they're both amazing. I got them both in my car. Thank you. Jungle as well for me would be. They're both amazing. I got them both in my car. I really like, not all of them are on Spotify and stuff, but Rav has a whole B-Sides and Rarities. We're up to what, volume 6 now? But there's even like a 5.5

and a... Yeah, because it's funny. Big meme. But no, all of those, all of Rav's stuff, the B-Sides and Rarities stuff, all that's sick. He doesn't think so, but I think that it's sick. I think it is, too. And my favorite song, personally, by you guys, the song you guys did together, Slide.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I like that song a ton. That's off a drop season, yeah. And then I really like, from Rav, I like two songs. I like Adderall, and I like You Fuckers Were Asking for This One. Oh, really? Those are both my favorites. He was asking for that one.

I actually did. I DM'd you and I was like, when are you going to release that song? Yeah, everybody was doing that. And then everybody was also like, when are you going to make it longer? And the thing is, I recorded it when I was very down and drunk one night. And then you record it and the people are like, yo, when's Verse 2 coming? Yeah. Yo, let me just get depressed again.

It's a good song, though. It's real weird, though, because I'll get shit like that all the time, too. I'll be like, oh, I wish this was longer. Or like, when are you going to finish this? When it's already done, it's just short. You know what I mean? I'm just like, I can't do it. Do you guys get that, too? Yeah, the song I made about fucking

my dad, there's not going to be a full version of that, I don't think. It pretty much is a full version. It is a full version. People have been re-uploading that. I'm like, what's the full one of the music? I'm not making a music video about fucking my dad. My not gonna be a full version of that i don't think it pretty much is a full it is a full version people have been re-uploading that i mean like what's the full one of the music i'm not making a music video about fucking my dad my dad's gonna see that my dad as far as i know my dad my mom and my dad neither of them know about the song about me fucking my dad and i like i they're going to they will my dad probably won't because he doesn't listen to my stuff anymore. Eventually he will. I'm sure. I'll say, I'll say, dad, uh, I, I just, this is the way I feel. If anything, I'll just send it to him. If I feel like it's gone too long without any, like, without any, like, father son drama.

You're going to be like, you'd be like, just send them and like, send them to him. Be like, check it out. Listen to what your son thinks of you. Do y'all's parents like ever like hit y'all up and be like, yo, you need to chill? Yes. Cause like, I got that at first. My and be like, yo, you need to chill? Yes. Because I got that at first. My mom was like, wow, you're cursing a lot.

Because I was living in the house with her when I was first recording. You should have had her on some tracks, man. Oh, yeah. She got a great voice. She's like,

yo, I'm Bill's mom. I like to wear a thong. Walk around with no bra on. Damn. It's like, do you know her? Do you know her? Because that sounds

like some shit she would say. My son sucks my titties. He's licking on my kitty. Yeah, she did say that one time. She did, yeah. That's pretty sweet. How did you know that? How did you know?

Hey, it's just that freestyle mind I got, you know? Did you just fucking jewel a bunch of sex dust? I jeweled a little bit of sex dust. I'm not going to lie. I was hoping you guys might notice. You can tell those creative juices are flowing. Did you meet him at the Uber Eats, dude? I did.

I went to the Uber Eats, and I was like... That's what you were doing. Yo, this is Rav. He really likes his dad. Yo. Dad. God. You've got a dad bod.

Oh! Shit. That's hot. Oh, shit! Swinging that fat cock size of a Sasquatch. That makes my ass pop, although he's half soft. Dude. Oh, shit!

I used to look up pictures of a Sasquatch in library in elementary school. I want to toss your salad like a damp cloth. I top the kitchen counter just kissing Jack off. Oh, fuck, dude! Is this what it's like when you watch our Let's Plays? Are you this amazed when you watch our Let's Plays? Yeah, absolutely. You're like, how do they do it?

I got a big smile on my face right now. The reason I owe my mom to hear the dad fucking song is my mom, my mom, she has a degree in psychology and she likes to analyze things. And my mom,

my mom would listen to that and instead of think it's like a joke, my mom would be like, son, I think that there's actually something there and that's why you made that song because what would Freud say about that song? My mom would say that. I studied psychology and I can definitely tell you., I think that there's actually something there, and that's why you made that song. Because what would Freud say about that song? My mom would say that. I studied psychology, and I can definitely tell you.

You can tell that it's because I— He's got hella daddy issues. It's because I got daddy issues. Wait, are you saying that you're not real? You don't want to fuck your dad? Well— Script it again? I don't want to come out as fake.

Is everything fake on Super Mega? Think about it. Yes, yes, yes, daddy likes, and then now this. It's not a coincidence. We deleted that dad video Could say someone's gonna write like a like a like an analysis paper for their likes thesis I'm value on how your little rap was like an attack on hyper masculinity and yeah, yeah Yeah, but also at the same time how like I actually do want to fuck my dad You're gonna be on TMZ one day

They're gonna be like Matt Watson wants to fuck his dad TMZ report and they're gonna like following at the the airport and shit like like matt matt matt matt any comments on uh how you want to fuck your dad and i'm gonna be like no comments no comments talk to my lawyer yeah and my line where you said that he's covered in your cum matthew and then and then my lawyer will release statement like he does want to fuck his dad and i'm gonna have to fire my lawyer because i'd be like that's exactly what i said not to say and you said it. So it's probably what I got for hiring Michael Cohen as my lawyer. But that's a timely reference. That is very timely.

And people get a license in three years. I'm like, who? But yeah, I'd wrap. I'm actually really impressed by a little freestyle you just did. Bill. OK, he's done. You got it. You got to have to rap about fucking your dad.

My dad. It doesn't have to be a fucking a dad. It can be about. It can be about like fucking a stepdad. Doesn't even have to rap about fucking your dad, my dad? It doesn't have to be about fucking a dad. It can be about like fucking a stepdad. It doesn't even have to be about fucking anyone. It could be about... Sucking someone off, that's it. It doesn't have to be like full on... It doesn't have to be penetration.

It could just be like... It could be like fluffing. It could be a habit. Yeah, yeah. Kill Bill the Fluffer. Okay, hold up. If you can't do it... Oh man, are we about to hear a freestyle of Kill Bill the Fluffer? We're hold up. If you can't do it. Oh man, are we about to hear a freestyle of Kill Bill the Fluffer?

We're putting him on the spot and he's like, fuck. Alright, listen, dog. Listen. I be chillin' with Matt and Rav's dad. We bout to do some jazz hands or something else. Whatever, though. I wish I had a clever flow. This is bad.

Can we just cut this out? Check out Kill Bill the Rapper on Spotify, guys. Check this out. That's actually his first song that he ever made. It's just that. He opens his album with that. I hope Mad's dad blows up on my ass like Bag Dad.

I'd bag dad. Bring dad back. Why is Rav sunning me right now with these fucking dad bars? Because I've been thinking about it a lot. You've been thinking about fucking dads recently. I can't deny it. It's just a part of me. You can see it on my face. I can see that

little smirk he's got on his face. It's just Matt, when I heard that song I was like, well, I don't have to hide anymore. He can be open about it If Matt the gamer Watson if Matt the youtuber youtuber slash gamer Watson I hope that's on my gravestone by the way Matt the youtuber slash gamer Watson Yeah, oh shit Bill getting a call? No

Is that your wake-up alarm? Yeah At 1140? Yeah, that's my uh, that's my you need to get out of bed It's like a daily like just get out of bed What time you guys wake up? oh I'm bad on average

Rav lives in London so yeah I wake up pretty early cause I gotta go to work yeah Rav's got a job I'm like I'm like the type of dude cause like I usually don't have to be in to work

till later in the day so like I'm like the type that like stays up till like 5 in the morning every night or morning same I'll stay up and then I'll sleep

till anywhere between like 12 and 1.30 that's my wake up point then I'll sleep until anywhere between like 12 and 1.30. That's my wake up point. Yeah, I used to do that. Yeah, and then like, it's probably really bad. I feel like it's bad for me to do that. It's very bad on your health. Yeah.

It's not good to, especially when you're like our age, to just not get good sleep. I read a thing that apparently like going to bed like at a really late hour cuts years off your life over time but i think that's about the amount of sleep you can get like why why would it matter what hour you go to bed as long as you're getting the rest something about your circadian rhythm i don't know mine sucks yeah i used to stay up until like five or six yeah and then i realized that uh nurses are they just fucked yeah yeah oh yeah they're fucking taxi drivers and shit they're gonna die as long as you have like a schedule even if you like let even if you sleep during the day but you stay awake during

night, as long as it's consistent. Yeah, I feel like it's probably like if you don't get a lot of sleep, that cuts years off your life. Donald Trump apparently only gets four hours of sleep a night. That's what I've heard. Old people don't get a lot of sleep. He has a lot of that energy built up over the years from doing jack shit. There's not much sleep out there, though.

When we were studying psychology like the professors were always like well we don't really know much you might die if you don't sleep but you might not and there's some research out there

some like they're like what we do know is whether you sleep enough or don't sleep you eventually die and we don't know which one of those

causes you to die they did this fucked up experiment on like a rat that every time it kept falling asleep, they would drop it into like a little bit of water. Just a little bit.

Like it wouldn't drown it, but it'd just wake it up each time. And then it died. But like, did it die from the stress really? Probably just dropping that shit in water. It probably had a heart attack. Yeah, because that shit is the most terrifying thing ever. So apparently if you stay awake for 72 hours,

you're technically clinically insane. I've stayed up that long. Like technically 72 hours is the point where you become clinically insane. Either way, though. We should try it. We should stay up 72 hours and see what it feels like. I was up for over 24 hours just like a few days ago. Oh, I've done that before.

I think my record was I was 30-something. But at that point, I was like— You're 30-something? I actually— Don't reveal that. I went to work, got off work, then went to the the airport and then had a layover and then came here it's always traveling and then like we got there and like like i've never even ordered an uber before because we stay out in south carolina and so like i'm sitting there trying to like figure out how uber works and

my body's like shutting down and i'm just like i think that's the noise I made then you had some sex dust then I took some sex dust he got straight to the crib yeah yeah yeah I actually the longest I ever stayed awake was Ryan and I in the very beginning

of Super Mega oh was it that yeah I was going out of town for my sister's wedding and we had to record like we used to release two videos a day back then

yeah what happened yeah I don't know what happened man lazy that's what it is it's laziness it's pure laziness and we hate Super Mega and we're actually never uploading

again after this podcast. This is the last podcast. I mean, we've told people this is the last episode. 102 is the last one. Low-key, I'm real glad. You feel me? I mean, that's why we have you guys on because we promised that we would get you guys on, but we know that there wouldn't be a podcast after that, so we just had to skip last week's because y'all couldn't make it. Can we just take over for you guys?

Can he cosplay as you and I cosplay? Honestly, you guys can be XO and we can be Super Megaphone. Actually, it works pretty well. I'm Rav, you're Bill. That works pretty well. Alright, that's cool. So I'm going to be Matt. You mean me. Yes, yes, yes. Daddy likes. Oh shit!

You gotta sample that and let's try. Let's just see how they do. Okay, Bill bill you're me okay rab you're mad of course all right of course and uh so like this is let's just let's just say this is like podcast 102.5 right here like like try to have like a small little like two minute segment and let's just see how it is me undies yeah yeah intro the podcast would be like this. Oh, sorry. Introduce yourselves and stuff like that. Hey, everybody. It's me, Ryan.

Hey, I'm Matt. How are you doing today, Matt? Oh, you know, I'm dueling. That's sick, dude. I mean, that's stupid. It's not ironic. Yeah, well, let's take an ad read. All right.

How are we doing? You're doing good. You're doing really good so far. Me and Undies, I put seven pairs of them shits on today. I did too because I shit myself so I had to put some extra underwear on top so that you wouldn't smell through the first layer of shit. They're really good for that, honestly. Yeah. You do shit yourself constantly.

I have. I actually have shit myself several times since I've become an adult. I think I've shit myself more as an adult than I did as a kid. No way. Is it like you try to fart? No way. Is it you try to go for a fart? No, it just happens. It just happens.

That one time you were going for a fart and I had to go all the way back to our apartment to pick up some new pants for you. Well, we don't need to bring this up on the podcast. Does it ooze out? No, there's been some accidents. I mean, I'll admit it. About a year and a half, two years ago, I was in our apartment. I was sick in the morning.

Yeah, but you were sick. Yeah, I was sick. I didn't feel like getting out of bed. And I tried to get out of one of my morning farts. And then just, I was like, whoops. Clenched up instantly and had to go to the restroom and throw away that pair of underwear. See, I wish I could say I was sick the times it's happened to me, but it just happens.

It just happens. I shit myself by choice. Phil's like, you guys do it by accident. I'm going to be like an independent person. I'm going to be different. I'm going to shit myself by choice. Think about all the time you've wasted in your life in the bathroom. Like when you're doing that what am i doing that's

right typing up something on the microsoft word you know i'm saying i'm really good at his pants i shit myself ironically you know yeah like how i jewel ironically i was like yo let me give it a try that seems kind of fun right i love the thought of just jeweling ironically yeah it's like smoking cigarettes ironically i shit myself for a joke. That's what it was. I wanted to try it for a joke, but then I liked it. I jeweled, well, the main reason I jewel nowadays is to own the libs, so watch this. What does it taste like? Triggered liberals.

It tastes like fruit medley. That's good. Which is what the flavor says it's supposed to taste like. It tastes like a fruit. You want to try it? It tastes like a fruit medley. I mean, it doesn't taste straight up like a fruit medley. It tastes like a fruit. You want to try it? It tastes like a fruit medley. I mean, it doesn't taste up it doesn't taste like straight up like a fruit medley. It tastes like

a fruit flavoring. That's what I was promising. Also, I just want to say I am in no way endorsing vaping or smoking right now. So you guys should not do it. I did it ironically. So it's okay. Hi guys, this is Matt Watson. Welcome back to Super Mega. So I started injecting ironically.

I started shooting up with heroin, ironically, guys. I smoked weed, ironically, last night. I just did it for fun. No one else was there, but I was like, if people were seeing me, they'd get the joke. Yeah, mega lulz. That's what I'm talking about. If the IRS decided to audit Super Mega

and everything, there'd be nothing there because we committed tax evasion, ironically. Right. So it doesn't count. Yeah, exactly. You say that in court while puffing little ugly man's courtroom vape juice. Yeah. Through my jewel.

Through your jewel. And I'm jacked up on sex dust. And the judge is like, you know what? That's a pretty good meme. So you're free to go. Forget about the tax evasion. Forget about the tax fraud and all that shit. Justice system. People say it's flawed. No.

You just gotta be ironic. You just gotta meme in the courtroom. You just gotta know how to maneuver, my G. Absolutely. So what is liking something ironically? Is that a thing? I think it's liking something with giving you, giving yourself the room to quickly kind of like push it away. Yeah yeah it's like so it's not

committing to something you actually oh there's some things i'll say unironically i like i like the song never gonna give you up unironically i think it's actually a good song and it brings back a lot of nostalgia from my childhood yeah i listen to it a lot uh unironically what else do i like unironically that i'm embarrassed but what is ironic what do you ironically like irony is we could do a whole podcast about irony. That's a tricky psychological thing. Bring in some English UCLA professor.

I'd love to talk about irony and have it analyzed by a professor. I like Bill's music, ironically. I like both your musics, ironically. We're having you on this podcast, ironically. That's cool. There was a real wave of like rap music that was supposed to be enjoyed ironically i don't know if y'all remember like 2013 2014 like tumblr

tumblr rap like that like young lean yeah there's a bunch of people who like young lean but a lot of people who like young lean because like it was sort of funny it's like ironic but then they eventually started liking it more than just like ha ha ha so then they unironically liked it but it's just like I mean you could like I don't understand how you can ironically you could like it because it's funny but not find it musically I think it's like a weird flavor of hipster culture as well I think that like there's a

lot of ironic rappers out there who kind of transition like I feel like Rich Brian who used to go by Rich Chigga I feel like he started as like it was like ironic rap. Because remember, because he had the fanny pack and it was like a goofy video. Yeah. But it still like went hard.

Yeah. And then he became like a real like. Real thing, yeah. Like a real thing. So it's like. Then you got your like Little Dickies where it just was like, it was pure comedy and then he's trying to like every now and then slowly get into it. Yeah.

But it's just not like working. So he has to go back to comedy yeah it's a real the thing the thing that i think is like tragic about little dicky is like he like he can rap like i can listen to him like i've heard him on like freestyles he's good and he's good but it's just like i me personally i'm never gonna go out and be like i'm about to cop that new little dicky album you know i'm saying saying? It sucks because I think that he's a talented person. It's just like, it's not for me. I think he has good flow. If you listen to a lot of the stuff where it's not mostly comedy

because he'll have certain tracks that aren't, it's like, okay, he can legitimately do something with this, but he rarely uses it in a serious way. The best thing that he can do is, because I don't understand why a lot of rappers are like, okay, it has to be comedy or it has to be this. Like you can make a serious song that has jokes in it or like,

because like, it's a conversation. Like that's like MF doom. Like when you listen to any doom, like there's going to be some shit in there that's like funny. And there's going to be some shit in there that's serious. And there's going to be some shit that's esoteric. And you're not going to,

it's like literally like very conversational. I think a lot of people go into it with this black and white, like it's got to be funny, or it's got to be this, or like that. Matt's favorite rapper, Marshall Mathers, is very goofy in a lot of his songs.

Yeah. And purposely so. Absolutely. And I think like even like, you could even call people like Lil Yachty, almost like ironic rap, just because it's so like, like all these recent recent SoundCloud rappers

that are like characters almost, like 6ix9ine. Was punk music ironic? Punk music? Was punk music like... I think some of it was. Was it... What I'm saying is like

when it started off. Because like... Sometimes it was just trying to piss people off, like subvert people's expectations and do shit the way that people didn't want you to do it, right? Is that kind of like exercising ironic creativity?

Yeah, it could be. I think it's a very, like, similar vein because, like, you hear, like, rappers now, like, okay, like, everyone knows, like, what it is to be, like, I'm using air quotes like an asshole, a good rapper. And, like, there's been, like, a formula that has been laid out of, like, how to be good on paper. And then you got dudes like Lil Yachty or Slug Christ

or these kind of weirdo rappers and they are absolutely none of that. And they are trying not to be on purpose because they don't want to just do what the next dude is doing. Also, I feel like a lot of people do ironic stuff like that because they want to

do it, but it also kind of takes some of the criticism off because it gives you padding because it's like, oh, it's ironic. And I feel like that's a big reason a lot of people do it. But I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I feel like I like ironic art. I like stuff that's

ironic. But fuck. I mean, it's a pretty good podcast. I hope stuff that's ironic. But, fuck. I mean, it's a pretty good podcast. I hope that everybody right now, it's in the description, they go and they check out Kill Bill's music, they check out Rav's music. Plug your shit. Whatever you got going on. My Twitter

is IamKillBill. Pretty much everything is IamKillBill. And Kill Bill the rapper, you just Google it, I show up. And Spotify, all that shit. Rav, what's your ad again? Big Cheeks, right? Big Boy Cheeks?

Yeah, that's right. Big Cheeks. Big Boy Cheeks. Follow me on Twitter at Big Boy Cheeks. No, I am Rav on Twitter. That's cute. SoundCloud, I'm just Rav, Spotify, Rav. Your Instagram's XO underscore Rav, right?

My Instagram, thank you. Because every time I go to search I am Rav on Instagram, I don't get you. I didn't think I was going to use Insta for real. Instagram's popping. It's popping, it is. Because it's owned by Facebook, and Facebook is like, uh-oh, Facebook is sucking now. We need to put all of our eggs in Instagram.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, that's exactly it. So, yeah, guys, thanks for coming on the podcast. It was real fun. Thank you for having us. Of course, man. Thank you, thank you. Go check out their music.

It is some good stuff. And I say that unironically. Are we going to go make out now? Like you promised before. So, that's a wrap. I've been planning that since the beginning. Ha!