supermegashow - EP 103 - Generation Battle (ft. Jacksepticeye)

Episode Date: August 24, 2018

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You're all the way over in Scotland or wherever. We can't get you on if you're over there. That's true. Well, we could over Skype, but we don't know how to set that up. And it just sounds bad. Yeah, it's a lot of work That's true. Unless you record yourself and then we can use your audio But then there's still a lot of- Yeah, but now I can touch you. Yeah, oh he's touching me Yeah, he's get- you got soft hands. Let me feel those hands. We both have very soft hands. Yeah, like babies

Yeah, I probably have man hands. No, you got soft hands. All of us These are hands that have not done a lot of manual labor. Matt, stop kissing my hand. Sorry, buddy. Let me suck those toes. Take those pumas off. Let me, we start every podcast by sucking our guests' toes. Okay, so can you take your shoes off, please? Yeah. Ryan, you get right foot, I get left foot. Spider-Man socks. No, you both get the same foot.

Oh, that pinky's going out wide. Pick your favorite toe. Okay, he just, he literally just kissed my toe. Ryan is like in a different room right now. For good reason, because he's contaminated. That's like garlicky. I shouldn't have actually kissed your toe. I committed to the bit. You did. It's not even a visual podcast. I don't know why you did it.

I know. No one could even see that I actually put my mouth against the bottom. You could have just said you licked the tip. Then how would you do? Why'd you do it? For myself. Because he's a whore. So when I listen back to this when I'm like 50, I'll be like, hey, I actually did kiss his toe. Hey, guys. 50-year-old Matt listening. Remember when I did that?

The IMDB facts for episode one. Remember when you're 50 and then you suddenly realize all the stuff Brent has been saying? Yeah. He's walking around. Hey, guys. Hey, what you wearing? Woo. Woo.

Hey, is it daylight savings time? You were here a bit late. Yeah. It's like Brent. I was supposed to be here at 10. I got here at 10.15. No one else is here. I'm the first one here, Brent. Why are you giving me the shit? And then Brent goes, you get a raise for $70 million.

They put you on blast whenever you get here past noon and shit on Twitter. Yeah, they do. They put me on blast today. Even Ninja Sex Party comes in. I saw that. They're blasting me for getting to Even Ninja Sex Party comes in. I saw that. They're blasting me for getting to work late, but I had a valid reason that day, which I don't even remember anymore. You know what?

They need more stuff to fucking talk about. If that's all they tweet about, then nothing's going on in their life. I mean, what have they done? I mean, they released a new album. Boof. Woohoo. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, good for them.

Wow. Another album. I think this one was premiered on Billboard or something. Do something different, NSP. Jesus Christ. Where's your book? I mean, do what we did. Start out as a Let's Play channel, then continue being kind of a Let's Play channel

and go into other stuff and upload less and less as time goes on. And then realize something that's not even gameplay is actually more popular than anything else you do. Which is weird because that's how it used to be and now it's kind of going back to that except it's more of a show based thing instead of like i don't i still don't think sketches like it's it's a good way to go do you guys know what you're doing uh we're just kind of shitting in the dark that's a good saying i'm just shitting in the dark over here i'll find a hole eventually. I'll dig my own. Oh, man. But like, Sean?

Can I call you Sean? No. Jack? Don't call me that either. Okay, what does your manager want us to call you? Italian man? Esteban. Esteban.

All right, Esteban. It's good to have you on the podcast, brother. Esteban Septic Eye. We're so happy we could finally get you out here. It took 103 episodes, but we're happy to have you, and today we've got some very special things we want to talk about. So, okay, can I ask you, I don't want

to get political at all, but can I just what is it like looking across the pond? Awful. Okay, okay. It's like a fucking circus. It is. It's like, you guys are all like, some people over here hate Trump. It's like, yeah, everybody in is. It's out here, too. It's like, you guys are all like, some people over here hate Trump. It's like, yeah, everybody in Europe fucking hates him.

Dude, I'm hoping that his wife divorces him during the presidency, because that would be, like, I'm watching this like I would watch the Jersey Shore or something like that. Like, it's like, it's rather entertaining, and it's just kind of, it's goofy, because no one tells the truth. I don't want to say every European hates him, but everyone I talk to is just like, it's not even an educated hate, it's just like, he's a fucking idiot. But no one knows what's going on.

Have you seen with Melania, how he'll say something publicly, and the next day she'll say the opposite? She did that recently, didn't she? Yeah, with LeBron. Big dumb dumbass LeBron James. LeBron James, the biggest basketball dumbass. They're going to say, like, you're misquoting him.

No, but I guarantee, you know why they don't split up, I bet? I bet there was, like, a prenup written before that. It was like, you have to stay together, at least the presidency. And then maybe she'll get, like, a payout after that. But then she could become an icon on the left if she did it. She could. Also, she, I guarantee. She could win for president.

Oh, it would be, like like Donald versus Melania, dude. Holy shit. That would take it to the next level. That would be great. I think that's the only way politics can redeem itself. See, this is what I'm talking about. When you look across the water and this is the conversation you're having. Because it's the only conversation that makes sense.

I'm not going to be like, okay, what is Trump going to do for trades and imports? This is why it's so popular to talk about it. We're going to get big trains. And improv. Imports, Donald. Imports. I know lots about the train deficit. It's the trade deficit, Mr. President.

The what? Chew. What are you doing? I'm double downing. What are you? Stop. I'm double downing. Stop. I'm double downing. Yeah, but she's going to write a book

one day, I bet. Melania? Tell All. But it's all about Baron and how good he is at Fortnite. I wonder if I've been killed by Baron in Fortnite. That's your book. It's a possibility. How Baron Trump killed me. A story by Ryan McGee. How Baron got a sick W. He got a battle royale. I used wood instead of brick. It's a possibility. How Baron Trump killed me. A story by Ryan McGee. How Baron got a sick

W. He got a battle royale. I used wood instead of brick. Wood's too cheap to build with. He just has insane breakdown tactics. It just said he should have built. Here's the thing about Baron Trump. Should have built with brick or steel. If he plays, if Baron Trump plays Fortnite, you know, he

can get like every skin he wants. He can get like, you know, like he's like, he asks Melania He can get like, you know, he's like, he asks Melania for the card. And I bet he has his own credit card just for Fortnite. The presidential card. Yeah, he uses like campaign funds for Fortnite skins and shit. I'm surprised there hasn't been a Donald Trump like skin in Fortnite.

It'll happen. I'm sure it'll happen. Do they try to avoid politics in Fortnite? Their skins are very generic. They try to avoid any sort of like, this is exactly what it is. Because they don't want to get sued. Yeah. They even had like superheroes and some kind of looked like Wonder Woman, but it was just enough to not be it.

Yeah. The only thing they've done really branded was the Thanos stuff, right? Thanos? Thanos. Thanos. Sorry. Thanos. Thick Thanos.

Justin always corrects me. I was playing Halo with him last night And I was like Thanos He's like Thanos Who the fuck is Thanos How's it pronounced Thanos Thanos Gaming

How do you not know that I haven't seen the movie Thanos Gaming He plays prop 1 in GTA 5 Hi I'm Thanos I'ma make everyone go Oh bye bye I was playing a prop 1 game in Halo 5

Like it's in their action pack playlist. Like the forge? But you can't play it realistically, because you press X and the way they have it set up is like you're driving a mongoose, but you enter into a traffic cone or a pallet or something. Except every item, when you transform into it, the headlights

turn on. So when people are hiding in something, it's just blaring headlights. So people just kind of... It pretty it's really dumb and broken like what's going on and but the rounds last like three minutes and there are like three or four so it's just like oh well i'm in here for 12 minutes i remember my dad my dad had a pickup truck in halo my dad had a ward hog and uh you could you couldn't like turn the headlights off at all. Even when it was on. When you turned the car on, the headlights turned on.

My dad would always get upset about that. And I was like, are you doing drug deals in the desert where you gotta have the lights off? Why does it matter? Daddy. Matt, that's a good story. I was trying. That's a real good story. You called your dad daddy?

I still call him daddy. No, I don't call my dad daddy. I still call him daddy. No, I don't. I don't call my dad daddy. Did you call him daddy in that instant? No. I never call my dad daddy. I call my parents that. Like, mammy and daddy.

Both your mom and your dad, you call your mom daddy? Hey, daddy. And both of them turn around. What the fuck? Oh, I thought you meant me. That was an impression of your mom. It's pretty good. She has a deep voice.

She does. She doesn't have the Irish accent either. No. Your parents have that thick Irish accent? Yeah. Too much. Can't understand. Oh, super thick.

Do they speak Irish? No. Is it like that video where you look up where it's like, what's that Irish accent? There's a YouTube video about it and you can't understand a thing that these people are saying, but they're speaking English. It's just in a very heavy Irish or Australian accent. Jamaican maybe? An Irish or Australian accent. They're interchangeable. It could be anything.

Hey, if you gotta really, I, oh, I, am I? I'm like, what did you say? There's that video of that Australian guy chasing the dust devil in the outback and you can't hear anything. He's like, I can't understand it. Is that racist to Australians?

Yeah. You're going to take a whole... You know, because comedy always works on escalation. I'm like, if I work in escalation on this subject, it'll just turn to straight racism. Yeah, you're pretty much there.

I don't want to toe the line, but I do want to stand on it and have a good time. Let's, uh... I do want to look and see everybody else judging me. See our outrage there. Wave down below.

Hey, how's it going? Shut up. You're racist. Maybe. Cool. That's what you do nowadays. Actually, it's strange how, I don't know, certain, it's like YouTube, it used to matter. You'd be afraid of getting your channel taken down. But now I feel like a lot of people are getting away with it. I don't know, certain... It's like YouTube, it used to matter.

You'd be afraid of getting your channel taken down. But now I feel like a lot of people are getting away with it. Keemstar's still doing his thing. A lot of people who have done that stuff... Keemstar was on Jimmy Fallon. It's taken a lot to get on a... That is true. He did find a dollar in the woods. He did.

They played that on Jimmy Fallon. It was like three minutes straight. They did make fun of him endlessly for it. Didn't they take the video down, though, when they realized who Keemstar was? Yeah.ie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well i absolutely love this because you know if you own a home it can be really hard to maintain it's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small well whether it's in everyday maintenance and repairs

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or visit Angie.com. That's A-N-G-I.com. Guess what? Guess what I saw last night? Speaking of finding things. I saw the bang bus last night drove by. It's more like a bang van, right? Yeah, it's a van. It's not a real bus. A boogie van. They just call it a

bang bus. It's a van, but it's like I saw it. I was getting the left lane to turn and it drove by. My friend was like, is that the fucking bang bus? Because it had a big sticker on the back. So I swerved and I went like 60 behind it to try to catch up. Wasn't it Vados? What's his name?

Vados just sitting nervously in between two naked women. Oh just like Perfectly balanced as all things should be we pass my water next to you with the red cap the Bang bus there's a lot of dudes cock the bang bus. That whipped his cock around. He was a YouTuber. He was like, I can't... Oh, Vitaly? I can't... Yeah.

Vitaly Vince. I was thinking of him. Wait, wait, what's... Is that how you say it? Vitaly? I accidentally said just Vatos. Vatos. Vatos.

He's the guy that did the Hollywood sign too, isn't he? Did he? No, no, no. He climbed the Hollywood sign and got arrested. That was the correction. There's a store in Hollywood called Hollywood. There's a show called Hollywood now with Kevin Smith. Really? There's a store in hollywood called hollyweed and there's a show called hollyweed now with kevin smith really there's a lot of weed shows coming out

like the one where it's like weed cooking there's a bunch of weed cooking shows coming out oh yeah there's one on netflix i love the i love the intro i showed you yeah you showed it to me it's like weed uh-oh marijuana this isn't your mother's cooking show. An old 90s radio show. It just sounds like that. It's like, I get it. Okay, we get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's move on.

Let's move on to like meth. Did I, uh, is it like a meth cooking show? Oh, yeah. They just sprinkle little, it's like a cupcake with a little bit of meth sprinkled on top. You do meth, right, Sean? Oh, all the time. That's how you get through the day. How else can I get through my videos?

Exactly. Do you guys, uh. That's how you get through the day. How else can I get through my videos? Exactly. Do you guys... That's how you turn it on. I don't know if I brought up that I got inked up yet. Did I bring that up on a podcast? Matt Watson has a tattoo now? Woo! Woo!

Womp womp. I got myself one big portrait of Ryan's face on my back. Change your panties, ladies and gentlemen. He's got a Simpsons tattoo. That sounds real. Fathers, lock up your sons. Matt Watson's on the back. Change your panties, ladies and gentlemen. He's got a Simpsons tattoo. That sounds real. Fathers, lock up your sons. Matt Watson's on the town. I wouldn't say it like that.

I'd say more like... Sons, lock up your fathers. Yeah. Sons, you heard my rap. Lock up your fathers, guys. He also got the blood of his mother in the ink. I did. So it's a piece of her with him.

I mean, it's a bit weird because it's family blood anyway. I don't know why you did that. I know. I already have my mom's blood. But when my mother passed a couple weeks ago, I asked the mortician, I was like,

can you give me all of her blood? So they gave it to me, actually. There's a lot of blood in a human body. Some of her cremated ashes as well. I got the ashes, mix it with the blood, make a nice little paste.

Did you snort some of it? The ashes, yes. I had a terrible asthma attack from it. But I'd like to think that was my mom, you know, give me a smack on the head. Like, don't do that, silly. Yeah.

You know, she was always doing that. Yeah, big up, mom. I love you, mommy. It was funny because earlier we were talking about do I call my dad daddy. I do call my mom mommy still. I call her up. I say, hey, mommy. Okay.

Do you do that ironically, though? Yes, yesterday I went, hello, mommy, when she picked up the phone. I can't. Anytime you say anything, I can't take you seriously anyway. A deep voice makes her kind of. We're not talking about my mom like this, Ryan. Sorry, sorry. I just. Yes, I know, but we're not talking about it.

Okay. We're not talking about anything related to my mom. That's fine. And your relationship. Can I meet Matt Momsen? Matt Momsen? That's her name. Matt Momsen, mother of Matt Watson.

I want to meet her. Is she hot? Matt Sonson. She looks like him. She's pretty hot, yeah. She looks just like Matt with long hair. Is she hot? Matt Sonsen. She looks like him. She's pretty hot, yeah. She looks just like Matt with long hair. So very hot. That's actually my sister looks just like me with long hair.

Well, your sister looks like your mom. Yeah. And my mom looks like my sister. And your mom looks like your dad. Are you guys incestual? Yes. From South Carolina, Sean. That's true.

Definitely incestual. Ryan, I wonder how far back you have to go until you and I are related. Somewhere along the line. Two generations. Somewhere. Maybe before that, you know? To Africa. You know, you have Dutch in you, right?

Have you guys ever done your ancestry tests? No, I looked at my sisters and I was like, that's pretty much the same, right? Yeah. My sisters from the same mom and dad. But I know that there's like some genes that can be different. That you know of. What if you're adopted? I could be there's like some genes that can be different. That you know of. What if you're adopted? I could be.

It's totally plausible that I'm adopted. I don't think I look like my dad at all. What if you're like from like Bolivia or something like that? That'd be fucking sweet. Where's Botswana? I don't know. Do you know where Tijuana is?

Yeah. Where? Mexico. Damn it. That's a hard one. Let's quiz him on some geography. No, you just need to watch a movie from the 90s

and know where Tijuana, Mexico is. Don't quiz me on my geography. No, you just need to watch a movie from the 90s. Where do you want to make a quiz? Don't quiz me on my geography. I did an episode of that already. What country is Botswana in? I don't fucking know. That you failed because it's not in a country. It's a country itself. What continent is Botswana in?

I don't know. Take a guess. Why? Sean. Africa. Boom. You got it. Really?

Yeah. That was just based on the fact That it was like An African sounding place Alright Ryan What country What Where's Zanzibar

Africa There you go That sounds like a very African country They have the best names over there Zanzibar Those countries have sweet names Chad Chad

What's a bit Wait which country is the biggest My mother went to South Africa. Really? Yeah. She went to Cape Town. Is that in Johannesburg? No.

Yeah, it's where District 9 is. Yeah, dude. I love that movie. I have no idea. I'm just naming shit. No, no, no. District 9 is in Johannesburg. It takes place there.

Was that a guess? South Africa? Yeah. Nice. Yeah. South Africa. You guys want to take a trip to South Africa? I'd love to go to South Africa? Yeah. Nice. Yeah. South Africa. You guys want to take a trip to South Africa? I'd love to go to South Africa.

That'd be such a cool place to visit. You know where else would be a cool place to visit? What? West Virginia. Yes. Actually, yes. Shout out to the West Virginia. I've been to West Virginia.

That place was very... Country roads, take me home. Exactly as you would imagine. Mama, take me home. Wait, that's not it. West Virginia. Mama, take me home. Wait, that's not it. Mommy, take me home. Take me home, mom. Take me home, mommy.

Where am I home? Tickle my dome. West Virginia. Classic song. Tickle my dome. Who wants to tickle my dome after this podcast? I'll take you to our dome during this podcast. I'm going to sit this one out. You've got a nice... I'm gonna sit this one out.

You got a nice fucking mound of Venus going on right now. That's what it's called, dude. Did you go on Wikipedia, too, as a kid and look up the names for all the technical parts of the human anatomy? I visited Reddit once or twice.

A mound of Venus? No, that's what it's called. That's what it's called. I never went to Urban Dictionary that much because to me, like, whenever... I just always tried to actually figure out what words meant

and then when it always took me there, it was like, oh, I don't want like whenever I just always tried to actually figure out what words meant and then when it always took me there it was like oh I don't want to I just remember a friend put me onto the subreddit mound of venus which was just dedicated to all of that and I was like you're into you know there's actual porn out there right well not some people like some people like the the wikipedia

shit I go to wikipedia for my porn I look up vagina and that's where I go you ever do wikipedia races yes there's so that's where I go you ever do Wikipedia races? yes those are fun I'm not very good at it neither am I I always like giving people go from Furbies

to Nintendo 64 Furbies to Botswana Furbies to Antifa we should do it right now just get the two polar opposites of something. I wonder what we could do. Because you just have to go into... You just have to find something in politics.

You'd have to find some country, like probably North America, then politics, and then Democratic, and then like... I wonder what has the biggest degrees of separation. What if I tried to do Furbies to Antifa right now and see how quickly I could do it?

We'll still do a conversation, but I'll... Do it. Do it as you talk about your sponsor. And then you're going to have to tell us, like... Okay. Let me open up Wikipedia real quick. Does mobile Wikipedia allow you to see the trail you went through to get... No, but I can look at my internet history, which you guys are not allowed to look at.

Furby official website. I like how you say that, you're into some like weird shit. I think everyone kind of knows how fucking weird you are right now. There's nothing on your Wikipedia search or on your internet search that would ever surprise me. Really? Yeah. I don't think anything. Should I surprise them?

Knowing you and knowing the conversations we've had, I don't think there's anything you could ever show me that would surprise me. Wow, Sean's spilling the tea over here. I don't think there's anything you could ever show me that would surprise me. Wow, Sean's spilling the tea over here. I don't think, actually, I probably couldn't surprise you. Yeah. We've had some conversations. All right, I'm on Furby.

Ready? Should we talk about them? I'm going to count the pages, though. I mean, what? Talk about Furbies while I do this. Talk about Furbies? Did you ever own one? No, my friends did.

I couldn't afford one. I feel like, oh, really? Okay, I thought you would have been the generation after they were popular. Just kind of like, oh. That was like right as I was growing up okay because I was still pretty young when they came out I had one that would turn on in the closet and start chirping I hate that that did my

sister it turned the middle of the night and would like start speaking I really liked it I always put my pinky in its mouth because I liked it biting on my pinky did you ever put your dick in it no because my dick was too small smaller than your pinky it would have been chopped off. What if it, like, it just bit with such a force?

Like a fucking snapping turtle? Have you seen, there's videos of them, like, snapping turtles, where some people just throw items at them and they'll just, like, crush them. Instantly. Yep. Okay, did you ever hear the thing, like, when you were young about snapping turtles, of how, like, they'll hold on to you until it thunders or something like that? Well, we don't have nature like that where I'm

from you have sheep they're in the same family you have sheep you don't have snakes cows do you really not have any snakes no not one I mean a lot of Europe doesn't have snakes okay I'm currently on the Wikipedia page for fascism. Oh, okay. Already? Yeah. Neo-fascist, post-fascist. I'm trying. I feel like you're in the fucking, you're in the neighborhood now.

You just need to find that. You're very close. You need to find that postcode. Keep going. I want to read my trail to you guys. When you're done. When I'm done, yeah. When you're done, because that's how we judge this thing, right?

Yes. I'm not going to lie. I have a bit of a tension headache. Do you want to hit the jewel? Oh, it's fine. That would make it worse. Okay, well, sure. What do you need, Ryan? Ibuprofen, maybe some Tylenol

or Advil, some water. Just need to hydrate. I got some Evian water right here. Sponsor. Would you like to suck that down? Just that Grey Poupon, that Evian. That TED Talk. It's not real Evian water right here. Sponsor. Would you like to suck that down? It's actually... Just that Grey Poupon, that Evian. That TED Talk. It's not real Evian water, it's Evian,

Evian, I say. It's actually, I refilled it when I was at my place, so it's not actual... With tap? No, with a... out of a crystal geyser bottle. I just realized you said you have a tension headache. I thought you said I have an attention headache. Like, I'm not getting enough attention, I have a headache, please talk to me. You gotta rub his head. Oh no. Pamper him. I'm just... I'm just making have a headache. Please talk to me. You got to rub his

head. Oh no. Pamper him. Make him feel good. Do you guys realize the last time we recorded something together and the

only time we recorded something together? Yes. That was two years ago. Was when right after VidCon.

Oh my God. 2016. And we were all kind of drunk. I wasn't because I was underage. It was Jackbox right?

Drawful. Which is in Jackbox right? It's the same company but it's not. It's a game talking. Jackbox, right? Drawful. Which is in Jackbox, right? It's the same company, but it's not. It's a game in the Jackbox party. The first one. But they made it like its own separate game, I think. But everyone thought I hated you because I was so mean.

And I talked like this. I remember that. It's like, wow, Sean seems not like himself in this one. Does he hate the guys? I can't wait to hear the ones after this now. He's like, he's so quiet. What's wrong with him? Are you okay?

They didn't seem to mesh well. What's going on? He mentioned Antifa. Is he okay? Are you part of Antifa? LA is changing him. Oh, so, okay. I'm surprised it's taken this long. I thought once he said fascism I was like, oh, he's going to get it in like two minutes. Oh, you know what? I need to go to the Italian fascism page

because Antifa started as an Italian thing. Okay. Okay. So glad this is a thing that's happening right now. Listen, I'm trying guys. This is like I- I gotta- This is quintessential super mega content right now. Gotta go from Furbies to Antifa. Uh... Trotskyists?

See that's how I know how to play to you guys' strengths. As soon as I mentioned Antifa Matt was like, do you want me to do it? I knew what he wanted to hear. Far left political parties. It's not a political party, though. It's not a party. It's a... What would you call it? It's just a group. I'm saying nothing, because I'm going to be

completely wrong, because I have no idea. You know what? As he's doing that, I got a confession to make, which you probably heard hints of earlier in this podcast. People. what is it I've just been drawn into fortnight recently I actually started I've actually started playing it

I know I actually was looking at it for the longest time like I'm never gonna play that stupid fucking game it was the exact same way I was and then I then I played with friends and then that's what kind of spinned me on it yeah because it's like I also use it to kind of play Xbox Live with like a friend who lives back in South Carolina.

So that's how I get with that. But also just, it's actually pretty fun. It is. It's a pretty fun game. What surprises me is that I play it all the time and I really like it

and I used to be a big PUBG player. Yeah. And then I got into that and like, I understand where people are coming from and I get why they say what they say and I was the same when I looked at it

it's not a masterpiece or it's not like it's I don't think it's anything really different I just think it got a formula down yeah and it's very like it's like it has the ADD stuff down it's just enough time to let

you not get bored. New skins every day. New challenges every day. Yeah. New seasons every 10 weeks. Thanos. Woo! I love Thanos.

Thanos. As popular as the game is, every time I talk to people, like, I don't play Fortnite. Like, none of the people I know, apart from you, actually play it. I know. Which is so bizarre. Well, it's always kind of like, I'm afraid to bring it up, because, like, then it's like,

oh, you're one of those gamer people. Yeah. You don't play, like, actual games. You play Fortnite. It's like Bob kind of plays it, and Critical plays it, and I've played with them a few times. Bob plays PUBG more, doesn't he, though?

Yeah. He still plays PUBG. He still likes PUBG more, but, like, everyone I meet in person is like, I don't play it. I see Bob streaming PUBG every now and then. I'm like, ooh, look at this. Look at him go. Look at him go.

Look at this nice fella go. This is my scum. This is my scum. This is PUBG. My scum. This is really hard, guys. Man, how have you not? I am disappointed right now.

Okay, stop this, because you're not contributing to the episode. Okay, I'm sorry. I got to anti-Marxist. Can you go from Antifa to Furbies? Probably. That'd be way easier. I bet I can do that in less than two minutes. No, it's just like, how can I not talk at all

during this podcast? I'm contributing! I'm doing a game! I'm gaming right now. Are you a real gamer? I'm a real gamer. Fuck. You guys are talking games? I'm gaming right now on my phone. What's your KD in Wikipedia race? How many wins you got? Six. Sick. You know, I got chicken dinner twice on PUBG Mobile in a row.

Eight kills each round. Yeah, PUBG Mobile's full of bots, so. Well, do you have to take this from me, dude? Yeah. I'm sorry I'm not a pro gamer like you, but do you have to take this from me? I was so excited. I've never gotten a chicken dinner or a fucking what is it? Chicken Royale. Chicken Royale.

A Royale with cheese. I haven't gotten a battle it's not called. Victory Royale. That's what it's called in PUBG. Number one Victory Royale. I've been close. I've been in like the top five a good bit. We've been number two in PUBG a ton. That one game the first one we

put on the channel we got really close. You know what? I bet that if you did PUBG mobile with me, we can get chicken dinner on our first try. I just want to feel like it's earned. Are you saying he didn't earn his chicken dinner? Is that what you're saying? That I didn't earn that chicken dinner?

I'm just saying. I smelled it in the kitchen, man. I smelled that chicken dinner from down the hall and I came running for it. That's big dick energy. Oh, my luck, now that I said that, I want to make it feel earned. My first win is going to be just like two people getting in a fight and then they both die in the storm. Yeah. That's good.

That's probably the only way I'm actually going to win. Is I just have to hope and pray that someone dies in a storm. That was like my two wins ago. That was the last thing I got. A win is a win, guys. You still lasted that long. That's the thing. A win is a win. Nobody killed you. I found that circle and That's the thing. A win is a win. Nobody killed you. I found that circle and I ran to it.

The map's not that big. I'm actually surprised that it takes a while to find people sometimes. Because I'll land in quote unquote populated areas, I think. And then I look around because I try to get a chest. I go to the places where chests are, but not where everyone's just going to shoot me once they land on a roof type of thing. but not where everyone's just going to shoot me once they land on a roof type of thing. And the past three games I've played, I've gotten in just the top ten, and I've just been running around.

I don't hide. I just run around, and I'm just looking for people. I'm like, I can't find shit. And I look at structures of battles once fought. I'm like, yep, they had a fun time. Whenever I win, though, it's always because I don't get many kills it's like I land somewhere

far away and then I get in and then all the good players have killed each other and tilted yeah and then like

a couple of dumb asses left over another player got lucky and like shotgunned a weak good player so now they're just camping and then you end up fighting them

and they don't have any good weapons because they camped the whole game yeah I think I got one against a decent player and then the rest were like, well, you probably should have killed me. Ever gotten to a building battle?

No, I'm not good at building. I'm good at shooting. Dude, I was all about that Hunger Games in Minecraft. The maps you could download? No, no, no. The kind of online servers you could join and it was a battle royale game but

it was on minecraft oh yeah and you it was it was before all those other ones there was a cornucopia type thing where all the good stuff was but then there were like chests out scattered more and you just went and shot people or killed people that's the thing it was very fun pub g shouldn't be suing fortnite minecraft should be suing pub g is pub be suing PUBG. Is PUBG suing Fortnite? They were. They stopped. They stopped? They dropped that? What was it for? Publicity or?

They just said because Epic has the engine that PUBG runs on. So they were helping them craft certain mechanics to help have like a 100 player server. And then took some of those things and put them on Fortnite. And then they were like, hey, you helped us build these things and now you stole them to do your own version of it yeah it's just when i think about crafting and stuff i always think about like a way i could craft a better education for myself and you can do that how ryan with udemy udemy is the largest and most accessible online learning marketplace With the most courses, teachers, and opportunities for students everywhere around the globe

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What a great ad. Okay. Now we're back talking to Estevan Septic Eye. Yeah. Hi. Hey guys. Hey buddy. What are you wearing? I'm wearing some white Reeboks, a pair of yellow Russian socks. It was a joke. I can see

what you're wearing. Okay, well, the viewers can't, so I was going to maybe paint a picture for them. I think the viewers, they can guess what I'm wearing, and they'd be right. Actually, guess right now what I'm wearing in chat, and I'm about to say it. Just pause it after you guess. Okay, I'm about to say it. Don't cheat. Don't be one of those fuckers who goes ahead and then goes back and is like, I got it.

Okay, here we go. I'm in fact wearing a black t-shirt with black gym shorts and today I'm wearing black sandals. There it is. I wonder how many people got that. A lot of people. I'm actually, we're all wearing all black. I just realized that. Although people are going to say flip-flops and not sandals

so a lot of people are going to lose this one. Got them. Are you wearing slides? Slides? Is that what they are? Flippy floppies? The type you slide your foot in? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what sandals are. Yeah, there you go.

Not flip flops, guys. They can flip and flop, but they're slides. Yeah, flip flops has the thing between your big toe. I hate that. I can't do that. I don't like them. I've been wearing them recently just because they're quick to put on when I go to the beach or the pool or something. them. I've been wearing them recently just because they're quick to put on when I go to the beach or the pool or something.

And they just... I think because my feet are fucked up, so my big toe goes underneath my second toe and it's real uncomfortable, so it's kind of already frost over. This is what happens when your family is incest. Exactly. I'm not debating that. And when I put my foot in,

it's just very uncomfortable and it makes them flop extra hard, so I'm walking and it's like... That's what it sounds like when I walk with flip-flops. It does. I've heard it. Actually, I broke my toe in a pair of flip-flops, and that was kind of when I stopped wearing them. I do like flip-flops. I don't like the way they feel on my specific feet.

They're very easy, comfortable shoes. I like slides. Slides are like the flip-flops of the future. They're very comfortable to slip them right on. Flip-flops for millennials, which we're very comfortable. Just slip them right on. Flip-flops for millennials, which we just found out Matt is not a millennial. According to some definitions, I'm a Gen Z. You're Gen Z?

Gen Z-er. Wait, are you a millennial? Yes. Millennials, 86? 80-something to 96. It's when your formative teenage years, I think, were in 2000s. Yeah. If you're in that bracket, I think you qualify.

I think January 1st, 1996. So I'm Gen Z? No, no, no. 96 is where Gen Z starts, according to some sources. I'm a millennial. Some sources say that... Up top. Wow.

That was a good high five, guys. I'm really proud of you. We did it twice. Some people say that Gen Z starts after 9-11, because it's like a proud of you. We did it twice. Some people say that Jinzy starts after 9-11 because it's like a separation of people. It's like, were you born before? That's what freaks me out. Well, it doesn't freak me out. But the thing that like a lot of people who are like actual people in society now were born after 9-11.

It's weird, right? Because that's... Well, that's also a very like America centric view oh actually what okay millennials generation Y gen next that's what these people are called are from 1980 to 1994 so I just made the cut for millennials and then

gen Z is 1995 to 2012 so I'm gen Z look at me guys so when people complain about millennials and their fidget spinners and shit I'm excluded Z look at me guys so when so when people complain about millennials and their fidget spinners and shit I'm excluded from that I am actually

uh on a whole new I'm fucking much worse yeah I am I'm sorry guys I'm can I just say I'm a millennial

I'm a Gen Zer what's the thing Gen Zers do fidget spinners and fortnite Fortnite dances yeah fortnite dances that's a big one

am I a Gen Zer then do you know any Fortnite dances? Hell yeah. Can you do them? I can do one. I can do two. Can you do that dumb little... Let's see it.

What is that dance called? Oh, this one. What one is that called? I think it's Block Boy or something. In Fortnite, it's called Hype. Hype. Okay. It's like this.

It's like... Something like that. What's... That was good, right? Sean, your face was just... Yeah, sure. Hey, I know my Fortnite dance. Wait, when you do that, Matt, are you like, I'm killing it?

Are you like, I'm a fucking Gen Z, dude. I'm getting it. This looks exactly like how I see it online. Here's the thing. If you guys can think you're good at it, but because you're millennials and you're not Gen Zers like I am, you're outdated. You're like old people trying to relate to kids. You're a child? Yeah.

That's what it feels like around you. Okay, Sean. You know what? I'm about to bust out my bullwhip and slap you across the face with it. You know what Gen Zers are? They have big dick energy. Yeah, I got big dick energy, guys. And big moods.

I got memes. And fucked up mentalities because of social media. He said big moods, not big boobs. Okay. I'm 22 and I'm in Gen Z. Were you calculating? I was just making sure that we were all set and good. I didn't say anything bad about Gen Z.

I am part of Gen Z, Ryan, and I'm offended that you would say that. But you're a child. That's another thing Gen Zers do. They're offended. All the fucking time. And what about it? Spare me your fucking feelings, dumbass. Yeah, back in my day, I would just go out and repress my shit

and then grow up to be an alcoholic. Probably not like myself and then i'd go home and drink and afterwards i'd wake up slightly hungover i'd go out into my day start with a coffee i'd start texting while driving on the on the uh 101 and then as i'm driving i'll look up and see a little black fiat that just break i don't have enough time to break myself so i'll slam into the back of them and then uh is this what happened to you today are you is this therapy for you now

yes you got rear ended how fast were they going when they rear ended you do you think it was a Gen Zer who hit you was it Gen Zer they were I mean it was on the highway so that's pretty fucking fast thing is you can't tell wait so both of you were moving?

No. There was a car in front of me. I braked, and then all of a sudden, like, just a big old crash, and he hit me. I was like, what the fuck? I thought the back was going to be crumpled as fuck. Went back. The back bumper was like slightly. I think you're exaggerating what happened.

Remember when we got hit? No, we got rear-ended when we were in Ryan's car once. You feel it in that car. It was hard. We got a little whiplash from that, and there was not a single mark on the car. That thing is durable. Yeah. I was shocked.

Fiat 500s. At least from the back, they're durable. The fucking Nokia of cars. God, I don't want to see the crumple zone of a Fiat. It's probably not good or like a smart car I'm going to look it up right now I haven't seen one of those in years

I see them around all the time in California I think smart cars are like I don't see them as much anymore that's a guaranteed death in a car accident you are the crumple zone in a smart car exactly like there's no way or if that thing flips it's like you're in like a small iron chamber getting thrown around.

I just realized that smart car is like the most Irish thing I could say. Smart car. Smart car. Car. Can you do an American accent at all? Certain ones, but I can't do like a neutral one. Can I do like a sentence that you repeat? Yeah.

Okay. Just say like a regular thing. Can you just do your catchphrase in an American accent? Top of the morning to you,? Yeah. Okay. Just say like a regular thing. Can you just do your catchphrase in an American accent? Top of the morning to you, laddies. There's still a bit of it in there. How about this? Okay, okay.

I'm going to say something very, just kind of like, I'm trying to think. American? Just something to say to wear I would like one cheeseburger. There's that. There's a,

say, hello, gentlemen. Hello, gentlemen. See, that was good. I could still hear a little lighter steak on there. But there's a thing, it doesn't sound natural. say hello gentlemen hello gentlemen see that was good I could still hear a little Irish steak on there it doesn't sound natural it sounds like I'm imitating I can't do an Irish accent Irish

what was that? mine's not very thick thick thick thick top of the morning to you laddies top of the morning to you, laddies. Top of the morning to you. Top of the morning to you.

Top of the morning. You're getting kind of British-y. Oh, top of the fucking morning to you, laddies. Top of the morning to you, laddies. You should try like a Dublin accent. Oh, how's it going, boys? How are you doing? How are you doing?

How are you doing? That shit's hard, man. Did you have a thing before the... Like, top of the morning to you, before the Like That was really fucking good. That was fucking awesome. I don't even need Cause in my thing I just put in a sound effect

But I just go To give like the starting point For Robin to edit it. I don't need that if you're around. Yeah of course. I mean I'd be glad to sit like With a mic right before you do it At the same time

Like that. Jesus. That's really good. You gotta hire this guy. Ryan you're fired from Super Megan Game Grumps so you're gonna go work for Sean now and you're gonna go

do that sound effect I'm gonna give you $15,000 a month yes is there something I can do Matt if he offered me that kind of money

I'd have to think about it long and hard that would definitely have to be a thinker yeah that's not I'd sit down and I'd actually

have to talk through it with him yeah you have to like call your mom and talk to her about this. So if you wanted to make the offer, we could just have the conversation right now and get it over with. Does Ryan just stand off to the side of the camera and just go... Yeah, this is why you're not getting it.

Okay, well, okay. How about I... How about I, uh... Shit. What can you do for me, Matt? What can Matthew do for Esteban? Mr. Esteban, please. What can Matthew do for Estevan? Mr. Estevan, please. What can Matthew do for Estevan?

Oh, little time. Can we call the episode that? I'll do my famous Barack Obama impression. It's spot on. Okay, do Jacksepticeye Barack Obama. Top of the morning to you, Michelle. It's Barack Obama. That's pretty good.

See? Here, let's do it together. Do the... Top of the morning to you laddies. It's Jacksepticeye. I don't even need to channel anymore. I know. I don't even need to do anything.

Look out. We're taking that spot, man. Look out, world. Do you think we can get Obama on the podcast? Easy. Easy. GG easy, dude. Go back and listen to everything we've ever said.

There's a lot of things in early Super Mega that I'm like... Your boys seem pretty epic. Your boys are... What would Obama call you guys? Epic. What would he call us? Instead of Donnie and Arnold, what would Matt and Ryan be? Mark and...

Ryland. Ryland. Ryland. Call me Mac. Mac and Brian. Mac and Brian from Hyper Mega. Hyper Awesome. Call me Mac. Mac and Brian. Mac and Brian from a... Hyper mega... Hyper awesome. I love those guys.

You guys, uh, got a mustard? Spicy mustard? Spicy mustard. Like a Dijon mustard? Dijon, uh... Sorry, I didn't mean to rub my foot on you, dude. Don't make a big deal out of it. Um, but to answer your question, yes, I did have something before the top of the morning.

What was it? It used to be, I used to have a different voice. Just a shriek. Ah! Just, ah! But it went on for like 10 seconds. I'm welcome to Happy Wheels. I'm just imagining that.

I used to put on like a voice because I didn't like my Irish accent. Would you make your voice deeper? Is that what you're talking about? Kind of, yeah. Wait, tall. No, it used to put on like a voice because I didn't like my Irish accent. Would you make your voice deeper? Is that what you're talking about? Kind of, yeah. Wait, tall, like... No, it used to be, hello, all you beautiful people out there. You can go back and watch it now. I'm going to.

You did microphone reviews too, didn't you? Yeah, I did one. The Road Podcast. Did you do it in that intro? Did you do the... I don't know if that was in that. It was a long time ago. I think you just said hey.

You can't go back to the very start Because I had a lot of different intros back then We've never had a super mega intro We just kind of were like What's up guys What's up gamers You don't really need one When I started like five years ago

That was the time when everybody had an intro You had an intro Yeah you had all that jazz You had like Just like Basically like a brandable package yeah back then everything was kind of it had to be a thing everything you did had to be your thing that was a little thingish oh ryan we should make an intro for super mega cast from now on what was that oh well that uh

well it's like a little jingle i guess the one that's kids with problems right mmm. That was super mega kids Yeah, oh shit How would people with problems how people react if you just started off with what's up cons I don't think I'd be real quick so whoever's reviewing it to demonetize a video back alright. That's demonetized Sorry, that's just that now. I'm it says the evolution of jacksepticeye, but it starts off with that How is that the evil wait hold on cuz that's me now reviewing old says the evolution of Jacksepticeye, but it starts off with that. How is that the evolution? Wait, hold on.

Because that's me now, reviewing old me. Oh, that's actually from your... Okay, do you... Look up cry of fear. Cry of fear? Cry of... I gotta say, man, your hair's looking real good these days. My hair's long and greasy. Looks real good.

Is this the first episode should be good with that one? I think so, yeah. I like your outfits these days, too. You're looking real good these days. My hair's long and greasy. Looks real good. Is this like the first episode should be good with that one? I think so, yeah. I like your outfits these days, too. You're looking real stylish. Thanks, boy. Feeling fresh as hell. You're looking fresh as hell. Do you smell fresh as hell?

Hello, all you beautiful people out there. There it is. That's where it started. My name is Jacksepticeye. Do you talk like that throughout the whole thing? Not really. It kind of... I like the ambient effect.

You kind of do. I like the ambient effect. And that's why everyone thought I was a fake Irishman, because they thought I was American back then. Sounds like a 12-year-old impersonating Alex Jones. I like it, though. Hello! The chemtrails are turning the frogs gay! Wait, wait, wait. Speaking of chemtrails, I saw a tweet that Kylie Jenner did back in 2015. I saw it though. Hello! The chemtrails are turning the frogs gay! Wait, wait, wait.

Speaking of chemtrails, I saw a tweet that Kylie Jenner did back in 2015. I saw it today. Well, she tweeted out this picture. Actually, let me... Of chemtrails? No, yeah. She tweeted out a picture of chemtrails in the sky. In the shape of Kim's ass.

And the... This was before that whole trend. She... I love how Kylie Jenner, who was named like- Wait, 2015 was before that trend? Of Kim's ass? What? Kim's ass didn't exist until last year.

There was just nothing. It just appeared into existence one day. And then that picture with her with the glass on her back. Her ass has always been a big thing, though. He's doing a bit. I'm doing a bit! I don't know. Like it just magically poofed one though. He's doing a bit. I'm doing a bit. I don't know. Like it just magically poofed one day.

Oh, oh. She held in a sneeze and it went vroom. Like a cartoon just. She tweeted this out. Vroom, vroom. So she tweeted out a picture of chemtrails and it says, let's ask ourselves, why did I see 75 planes spraying white stuff into the sky on my 15 minute drive to work? Who pays for this and why is it happening? Is something being exterminated here?

Is that something me? Does this have anything to do with why honeybees are dying off really fast? Why are some days normal and no planes spraying, and others look like this? Who is responsible? What effect will this have on our health and our children's futures? And then all caps, who the F, who the, who the, I mean censored F word, thought this was a good idea.

Am I the only one who sees this? $900 million person. Well, the thing that you can say about her is like, yes, that might have been a stupid thing to say, but you can also say that like, this is Kylie, right? Kylie. Kylie is probably also like really good at investing. And so can you. If you use

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Sign up at megacast.robinhood.com. That's megacast.robinhood.com. Sean's going to buy all of our stocks, and it's's gonna be like a little pump and dump scheme so I'm excited man that was your nickname in high school right? Pump and dump? why'd they call you that? cause I used to jerk off everywhere sounds a lot like someone else I know

you definitely look like a dude who just jerked off in school all the time that was like a dude who just jerked off in school all the time. That was like a bully laugh. That didn't sound like a genuine laugh. That was just, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, I bet you did. I know, that's what it sounded.

I was like, I was taking it back at first. I bet you masturbated all the time. Ryan's face is just like, oh, brings it all back. I mean, I did, so. I can't, I can't. I did it again. Huge masturbator, dude. What if my laugh was like that from now on?

Like, I broke myself, and now it's like. There's a mixture of. What would that sound like, Matt? That sounded, can you replicate my laugh like the best you can? That's not bad. Something like that. Some of it is very like shrill. Like it's a very sudden like- Yeah.

I don't know. Both of you- Both of you and Tucker sound the exact same when you laugh. Tucker- Okay, Tucker's laugh, I can never tell if it's a real laugh or a fake laugh. Because he does- His fake laugh is like- It's like that.

It does sound just like- And like- When he does a fake laugh- Can It's like that It does sound just like And like When he does a fake laugh Wait, hold on I gotta warm up for it When he does a fake laugh It's the exact same as his real laugh So when he does a real laugh

That's like that I'm like, is he being condescending? Or is he actually laughing? He doesn't sustain his laugh It just comes out And then he's I know, he goes back to straight face He goes

That was a good joke. I like that. He likes sighing a lot after laughing. He's like, hmm. He's a sociopath. A true sociopath. And then he just stands there and goes, hmm. He's so proud of his laugh. The thing with Tucker is that he laughs and then he does the thing.

And all the time he's just, and it's just great. It's great. And then you go... That's Tucker. That's a perfect... I don't know if I'm talking... Am I talking to Tucker right now? You're talking to Estevan.

Yeah, so it's a movie. It's a movie showing this weekend. And I don't know. Maybe you want to see it. If you want to go, you guys can jump in my car. Or you can go on your own. That's up to you. You can do what you want.

You've got his speech pattern down perfectly. His brother talks just like that. He does. He was on the phone with him and i was like what the fuck his brother walked into the office like talking with an echo yeah i was just like whole i thought it was tucker because they look so similar they have the same mannerism the exact same yeah tucker's got that long hippie dippy hair he's got the hippie dippy haircut it's hippie dippy bullshit really not pc of you to say what you can't say hippie dippy hair. It's got the hippy dippy haircut. That's really not PC of you to say. What? You can't say hippy dippy hair. They used to dip the hippies in tar. No, I'm sorry hippies!

They used to tar and feather the hippies! What if I got really into hippie culture and I put Grateful Dead posters up and grew my hair out and wore those little rose-tinted glasses? I think we should all become... what are they called? Juggalos? YouTubers? Juggalos, yeah. Jiggalos? No! Okay, we'll be Juggalo Jiggalos? YouTubers? Juggalos, yeah. Jiggalos? No.

Okay, we'll be Juggalo Jiggalos. Okay. Actually, there's a market for that. There's definitely a market for Juggalo Jiggalos. You think you're the first person to think of that. You think you're a genius right now. You thought of it. I didn't think of it. I said Juggalos and he said Jiggalos. And you said Juggalo Jiggalos. Well, I was fusing

two trains of thought. Juggling Jiggalo Juggalos. High five. High five me two trains of thought. Juggling Juggalo Juggalos. High five. High five me, brother. There it is. Bro fist me. Bro fist me. Jiggling Juggling Jiggalo Juggalos.

Jiggling Juggling Jiggalo Juggalos. Name of the episode. There's your laugh. That's it. Can we name the episode that? Yeah, if you want. If it's not too long, throw a few words out. Can we name the episode Ryan's Laugh and just put in a soundbite in the title?

I wish. I wish we could do that. I wish we could just put a gif as the title. You know, remember when on Twitter and YouTube and stuff, you used to be able to make your profile picture like a gif? Remember that? Yeah, Ross's is still a gif. Yeah. It's crazy.

Well, on certain sites it is. On mobile, I don't think it's a gif. Let's jump on his computer, right? On Twitter, you Ross's is still a GIF. Yeah. It's crazy. Well, on certain sites it is. On mobile, I don't think it's a GIF. Let's jump on his computer, right? On Twitter, it used to be a GIF. Yeah. And YouTube. Because I remember those YouTube channels that animated. I had one for a while.

It took me like six hours of Googling how to make a GIF when I was a kid. And I figured it out. And I made it my channel thing. And it didn't work for some reason. And then you made a Shane Dawson video. Well, I did do that. Do you know Shane Dawson? Have you met him before?

No, I've never met him. I've talked to him a little bit on Twitter. Could we maybe, could he do a reaction video to my Shane Dawson reaction video? He doesn't do reaction videos anymore. He's higher key than that. Could we get him on to talk about it? He does good content now. He does videos and documentary interview things.

He did one though with Tana. Does he still do them? He's doing one with Jeffree Star right now. Yeah, he's doing a Jeffree Star one. I He's doing one with Jeffree Star right now. Yeah, he's doing a Jeffree Star one. I saw something. Dude, Jeffree Star is rich as fuck. Yeah, he is.

They open their closet and there's like, there's like, I didn't watch it, but my friend told me that like, they have like seven million dollars

or something to want, like shoes or something. Yeah. I don't know. I just know Jeffree Star is like loaded. Yeah. He had a handbag

that was like $37,000. He makes hundreds of millions of dollars a year. How? Over $100 million a year. Stuff that costs like thousands of dollars,

like Shane was like, what's this? He was like, how much does this cost? And I was like, oh, I can't remember. I don't pay attention to the price.

I just get it. I mean, he used to be a big star back on Mypace, and then he had the music career that Akon signed him up for. What does Jeffree Star do? Watch the Shane Dawson documentary and you'll find out. Like, how is this person rich? Shane sent Esteban here

just to promote the new Shane Dawson documentary. He's like a whole warehouse that he does merch for everybody. He has West Coast Customs merch and everything in his warehouse that he sends out. That's where the money is. And you can buy your merch at supermega.com. We actually don't have supermega.com.

That's a very expensive domain name. It's like very expensive. Really? Yeah, we... You gotta nut up and get your domain back. supermegawebsite.com Go all alpha on that website.

Let's buy supermega.com.com Okay. What is bigdicks.com? What's on bigdicks.com? Search it. I'll search it right now. You know? No. I just hope that it's just like a picture of a never-ending penis that you scroll down through.

Bigdicks.com. You know how people park domain names? It took me to a site called mygflikesitbig.com. Hell yeah. Can I get some virility pills to get my dick bigger? It's one of these sites. What is it? Just a bunch of- it's like you click on one and then it'll probably-

Oh, is it just big penises? The never-ending ad loops? Yeah. Download this video! Download this video! It's like, I know this isn't a video. Remember when you were teen- Can people not tell the difference between a video and a picture these days? No. It might have worked earlier on in the internet, but now it's like-

Dude, 60-year-old dudes on the internet trying to look at some porn they're like yeah remember when you were going around looking for porn and you like saw the thumbnail for one you're like I have to watch this one this is the one you spend all day looking for it then you find one you're like this is the one and you click and it takes you to another site and you're like maybe it's in here and you click it again you got malware yeah and you got super mega downloaded. Teens fucking big cocks. My GF likes it big. Slut sucking huge dicks. Big cock fucking videos. Tiny teens fucking big dicks.

Big dick GF porn. Those are all the tags at the bottom of the website. My favorite thing right now is on Tumblr. There's like porn bots. And every now and then you'll just see a picture. And it'll like in your tag. It'll just tag it with all the popular tags. And try and hit anything.

But you will go down through like I'll search for my stuff and I go down through it and all of a sudden there's a picture of like a lady in a bikini and it's like wanna fuck her pussy do it now and it's like like I was going down through it and like a lot of them are just random models or porn stars or whatever and then one of them I was going through was like Jessica Negri it was like want to get with her? She wants to fuck now. And I'm like, that's weird. I know her.

It's like, that's weird. I want to be the guy that like photoshops those porn ads. It's like the... Small dick, big dick. Yeah, where it's like they just make a three frame gif of where they just make the dick bigger. Yeah. And you can see the pixels getting bigger and stuff I love that I would love to design those

I'm going to mattwatsonspenis.com I saw Matt's dick you've seen both of our we've actually we've all seen each other's dicks we've all seen each other's dicks man

what if we all just got our dicks out right now and the audience was like what the fuck that wouldn't be shocking no because they can't see it

yeah they would just could you hear the sound of my dick popping out of my pants? They'd hear it unfurling and hitting the floor. I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen. I just want to kind of... Hold on.

How do I do this? Just rip your pants down. Nope. I can hear it from here. You can hear it slap the floor cuz it's so Like like xylophones and then do I'm still wrapping it around my arm like you do an extension cord I actually I got a great host at the fucking chair. Yeah, just a big dick if I if I press in it does like what a what a measuring tape does and goes Sometimes it whips my hand.

That shit hurts. Back and forth, whips my hand. Did you just sing Willow Smith on my podcast? Yo, did you see Big Willie went on a vacation with his family recently? Was it on his vlog channel? Yeah. It's on trending. My son is gay?

OMG. Was that a video he did? No. Oh. The fact that you asked, that sounds like something he would do. Yeah, it's a thing. It's like, I don't know. We watched his vlog channel once.

High production value. He is very likable. OMG Wiz Boy. OMG. Oh, from... I am here today with Senator... No, not Senator. He was a sheriff.

I do have to say Sacha Baron Cohen's new show, Who's America, is fantastic. I love Sacha Baron Cohen in general. He's America is fantastic I love Sacha Baron Cohen in general he's great yeah but his new show have you seen it real fun I've seen clips

you should you should see it it's just so cringy though I can't sit there and listen to people I love cringe humor seriously talk like that it's like how

how are there people that actually believe this shit another episode this Sunday yeah and then after that Better Call Saul we started oh my god.

You know, I was really defending Breaking Bad, but like, looking back and kind of going, like I was watching scenes from past Better Call Saul episodes again like on YouTube. I went down that rabbit hole. And then of course seeing this new episode and just seeing the tone of it. It just, it is up there with Breaking Bad. It is really. It is equal. I fucking love it.

It is equal. The only way I think Breaking Bad is winning right now for me is because of nostalgia. Same. I have such a strong nostalgia for it. But I need to rewatch it. I've only seen Breaking Bad all the way through once. It's when it finally aired. And that's when it finally

the finale aired and all that. That's the last time I actually saw it. There's lots of good shows on right now. I recently watched the first season or the only season so far, the show called Pose on FX, which is about the AIDS epidemic in the trans and drag and gay community. That's awesome, Matt. But thanks for listening to the podcast. We had a great time.

We had a great time with our buddy. What's your name? Estevan. Estevan. Estevanvan where can we find you Estevan on Pornhub.com Matt Watson someone's gonna grab that link now can you is that a thing custom Pornhub links

if someone made a username Matt Watson on Pornhub I don't know should I grab that now to be safe? Maybe. People should start uploading Super Mega videos to Pornhub. Two twink boys. We're not.

You're a twink. You're not a twink. I'm a bear. You're an alpha. I wouldn't say I'm an alpha. Yeah, he's a beta. I'm a bear. I'm a beta bear.

You know, if you don't want to be a beta anymore you can take Alex Jones supplements which we have some because a fan sent them to us they taste so bad I'm a Zeta what's a Zeta

top of the food chain it's not true you're lying on the podcast you just said what's a Zeta and then you said it's not true you don't even know

what you're believing well I'm an alpha and omega I'm the beginning and the end bitches talking about the end it is the end it got. Talking about the end. It is the end. It got it. It's the end of the podcast. That was a good great segue, Esteban.

It's almost like I'm a professional. You are. I have to wrangle you boys together. What, you think we're not professionals, Sean? You don't even have supermega.com because that shit's expensive. We don't have money. We just don't have the money to afford that yet. You know who just got a.com? Your boy. What is it?

Going up tomorrow. What is it? What is it called? Jacksepticeye.com. Wow. Tomorrow as in Saturday? Thursday. Okay.

So it's already up. So people can go check it out. Yeah. You can buy your PMA merch. You can get tour tickets. That's where you can find it. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. You should probably buy our merch instead, but that's...

We don't have our merch up at all. Save the money. You would if you got supermega.com. Save the money. Yes. But we don't. Are you up at all save the money you would if you got supermega.com save the money yes but we don't are you guys okay do you need money yes

so bad okay like real talk can we no cut the mic cut the mic let me cut the mic real quick okay so it's bad

we're a bit like supermega we spent a lot a lot on what it doesn't matter it kind of matters we're being audited right now we're being audited by the IRS and it's not a big deal but we have no money Like, Supermega, we spent a lot. A lot. On what? It doesn't matter. It kind of matters. We're being audited right now.

I need to know if it's going to happen again. We're being audited by the IRS, and it's not a big deal, but we have no money. We still, we like, we just need like. We're like 50, 60 in the hole right now. I say just to cover it, because of taxes this year, we would need a good, like around 100. Well, I need to know what you're into. If I give you this money, I need to know it's not going to happen again. It's not.

Yeah. It was, we, it's just, you money, I need to know it's not going to happen again. It's not. Yeah. It's just, you know, when you first start off and you start making YouTube money, you just kind of. You just blow it and we got a little ahead of ourselves. No, that's not what happens. You're supposed to put it in a pot, save it, pay your taxes. I just gave a bunch to a bunch of Kickstarters. There was one for like a really cool sweater where it like lights up. He gave like 3,000 to it. And like it's a live feed

of Donald Trump's Twitter. But why did you spend super mega money on it? I thought it was cool. Why did you spend company money? Money is money, right? Because like I need to pay rent with my money. I'm not going to use my money for fun stuff like that. But he just got evicted. But did you actually get like the sweater? Did you get to make a video? Well, it's not out until like 2020.

It actually failed. But they don't give you your money back. Some do. I mean, mean maybe and i actually gave there was like 40 grand and i i got that we got this email from i don't know how i fell for it but i honestly thought that this nigerian prince um this royal royalty emailed me and i he real. He had an Instagram and everything. He really did. And I sent the wire transfer of all the Super Mega money. Actually, I just... You sent him a few...

I mean... There was a lot. There was a lot of money. I get it. I mean, I put up an iPod on an advertising website before to see if someone would buy it. And somebody bought it for their son. And he said he was in Nigeria. And I sent him.

Got no money for it. So do you think you could like snap cash us that money? 200,000? 200,000 just snap cash that. I'll give you 250 just to cover it. Okay.

Thank you. Just make sure it's not like direct to our banks or direct to like PayPal. Yeah, the IRS has a magnifying glass right now. We are being audited like I said.

I'll just straight cash back. Okay. All right. Cool. Okay, I'm going to turn on the mic. Get back in position. Okay, so thank you for joining us again i we had a great time uh talking with you today fun and uh man seriously thank you so much we definitely want to have you on again or do other stuff that's not just talking into mics we could do fun uh we could we could uh end the podcast together

fucking perfect timing see my watch beeped so that means a pod out of my chair that means i'm leaving see you matt should i keep it going or should i uh if you keep it going i'm gonna cut it off at some point okay well i want to talk about something very serious actually um in november the u.s primaries are coming up or the midterms actually