supermegashow - EP 104 - SuperMega in China

Episode Date: August 24, 2018

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Yeah, Ryan, it's real fucking epic. Awesome. Just coming out the gate, roasting me like that. I don't like it at all. I don't like it one bit. Do you want some nachos? I just melted some cheese. How do they smell, brother?

You're not holding anything up. Excuse me. You're supposed to yes and? Unless you're not in the mood and you want to get the podcast going or you want to be taken seriously now as an entertainer. I only want to be taken seriously. That seems like that's the case. So let's go on with the podcast. I believe you had some news for me, Matthew.

Oh, I did have some news for you, actually. I watched 10 episodes of Family Guy yesterday. Congratulations. I'm glad that you wanted to be taken seriously. Does that statement sound like a statement that a normal human should be saying?

I don't feel like anyone should ever say that. I watched 10 episodes of Family Guy yesterday. You should say I binged Family Guy yesterday. That would probably be the best one. I finished the first season of Family Guy and now I'm on episode like 6 of the second season i finished the first season of family guy and i'm on episode like six of the second season congratulations you the joke of family guy being bad is no longer a joke it's really pulling you're legitimately watching it's not a joke no

you can't say that you're doing it ironically when no it's really when you've watched hours and hours and hours of family it's not good but it's really pulled me in somehow. Okay. Like, there's no, I can't say Family Guy is good, but it has somehow just sucked me in. Okay. Now I've just been watching Family Guy. People will defend the earlier seasons and be like, that's some funny television. It has, it has, I gotta give it props. It's got a lot of really funny

gags here and there. Like, there was a... I think it has funny moments. I don't think there's ever, like, a whole episode where I'm like, damn. No. That felt good. There was episode where I'm like, damn, that felt good. There was one that I thought was like, actually there's been two episodes so far. One in a most recent season and one in season two that I was like, okay, that was a good episode. That one was solid all the way through. One of those that I will always defend of Family Guy is the one where Stewie and Brian go back in time and visit the pilot episode of Family Guy.

I thought there were a lot of funny little gags in that one. I just watched the pilot episode. Now I can't wait to work my way all the way up through all 16 seasons or something and then get to that point. Yeah, it's going to be great. Oh, man. But welcome to Super Mega Cast, guys. Episode 104.

We are here today to tickle your ears and your eardrums with our smooth little YouTube voices, to caress your shoulders and your eardrums with our smooth little YouTube voices, to caress your shoulders and your legs with our jokes. So I am Matt Watson. Ryan, what's your name? Ryan. Okay. Well, guys, hope you've been having a great day whenever you're listening to this.

We've just been chilling out, doing some work, getting a lot of work done, you know, progressing with our adult lives, filing taxes, buying houses, you know, adult stuff. Yeah. I bought three houses yesterday. I thought that was a bad idea, but, you know. No, you know, the bank said they didn't have the money to do it. So I just, I just, I was just like, you know what? You can't tell me what to do. so I bought three of them instead of one. I don't think that'll turn out well, but Dude, it's your life, and if you want to buy three houses go for it

Okay, nice You're gonna tell me like I mean I bought two cars for each house just in case a guest comes over needs to drive if I'm out so like I don't think that's gonna come back to bite me or anything. Where are you getting this money? Huh where where did you get the bank? They just give you money if you ask for it. Yeah, you can I Where are you getting this money? Huh? Where did you get the money? The bank. They just give you money if you ask for it. You're like, hey, can I get some money? Ryan, you got to pay it back, plus interest. That wasn't a part of the deal. I guarantee it was. I guarantee whatever you signed, you said you had to, they probably explicitly verbally told you as well, you have to pay it back, plus probably a very high interest rate. Well, I had my earbuds in,

You have to pay it back plus probably a very high interest rate. Well, I had my earbuds in so... Imagine going to the bank to get a loan and you're like listening to your iPod or something. You're just like, just like, five million, please? I mean, you're just listening to some really good music. Honestly, the bank deserves to be fucked over at that point if they gave someone dressed like me with earbuds in, like, enough money to buy three houses in Los Angeles. Hey, there's a lot of millionaires and billionaires that would dress like you. Are there? Yeah.

Just like, just, just chill. Okay. We just watched the movie, the Meg and, uh, um,

Rainn Wilson's character was a billionaire. That's a faux rich person. I'm talking about like, what's a real, what's a real millionaire that you know of that exists in real life where him and I would meet and be like, wow, are you rich or are you poor?

And both of us would be confused of either or's financial situation. Steve Jobs wore just black shirt, black pants every day. He was a turtleneck though. Turtleneck is a sign of wealth. Fuck. Well he was getting a lot of action. He had to hide all those hickeys. He did, yeah. He had hickeys all over his

neck because his- I created the iPhone. Steven! I wanna suck you dry! They did. Unfortunately. They sucked him completely- that's actually how Steve Jobs died. He's a prudent. He turned him into a prudent. They sucked him dry.

Like, they sucked him so hard he actually passed away. Very tragic. But uh... It's a real man that tragic. It's a real man that died. It's a real man that died, isn't it? That was a funny joke. It's a funny joke on our podcast. How life works out for some people, you know? That was his ultimate legacy, was to be a joke on Super Megacast. A joke where he died from getting too many blowjobs.

And I like that joke. I think that's a very good joke that someone should animate. Just kidding. Animate a better good joke that someone should animate just kidding animate a better gag than that that's not worthy of an animation but speaking of that i did want to bring up we are approaching 500 000 subscribers of the super mega podcast imagine that 500 000 episodes like most would be silent and it's just like so uh there would be several generations down the road we'd have to hand it off to our grandkids for that

like our great great great grandkids our great great great great great great grandkids probably even more than that they're 52 weeks in a year right oops hold on so 500,000 divided by 52

that's 9,615 years of Super Megacast. So that's, let's say, how much is it, like, how can I divide this to figure out how many generations of kids? What if we released 10 second podcasts a day? A day? Yeah. Then it would be 9,615 days, which divided by 365, 26 years. Yeah, dude. So if we release one every day in 26 years, we'll be at 500,000.

10 every day. Let's get on it. Oh, 10 podcasts every day? 10 podcasts every day. Oh, okay. Then it would be 2.6 years. Oh, sweet. Dude, we got this in the bag.

Yeah, we can fucking do that, man. In 2.6 years, we can easily get the 500,000 podcast. Easy, man. Well, we got this in the bag. Yeah, we can fucking do that, man. In 2.6 years, we can easily get the 500,000 podcast. Easy, man. Well, guys, that's the new goal of Super Mega. Someone check Matt's math. Something does seem a little off about that. Yeah. Something seems real off about that.

Something smells fishy. It could be my groin. It might be. You might need to watch that. But I think that my math might have been a little rough. Please correct me in the comments. Please. I'd like to make think that my math might have been a little wrong. Please correct me in the comments. Please. I'd like to make sure that my math was correct.

But anyway, Ryan, let's talk about that movie we saw. The Meg? Let's talk about The Meg. Okay. And not Meg Griffin, because I've had plenty of that in my brain. What's the old Meg Griffin I've been watching, where it's like the voice actor before Mila Kunis? The one that's really whiny and annoying sounding? Was it Andy Dick?

Yeah. I thought it sounded it Andy Dick? Yeah. I thought it sounded like Andy Dick. What if it was? I watched the episode last night where Norm MacDonald voices the voice of death. Pretty good stuff, man. Pretty good stuff. He has his own podcast. Normie? Normie Talk? He should have called it Normie Talk.

That would have been a good name. Jeff Goldblum and Norm MacDonald seem like Norm MacDonald would be the older brother and Jeff Goldblum is like the younger brother. They seem like they could be brothers with their personality. I could see that. And also their voices may be a little similar. They have that going. They have that going.

They have that same inflection of that. You know what show sucked? What? It was Sports Dome, The Onion Sports Dome with Norm MacDonald on Comedy Central. Did he comment on sports? It was like The Soup, but with sports. And it was hosted by Norm MacDonald. And I watched a few episodes.

Maybe it's just because I'm not into sports. It just wasn't very funny. You don't like sports? Not a big sports guy. My dad always tried to get me into sports when I was a kid. And I was just not having it. I played soccer. Didn't score a single goal all season, never played it again. I always played basketball with my pops.

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Were you still like a skinny boy when you were short? Oh, I've always been a skinny boy. I used to be a short little fucker, and now I'm a... Were you still like a skinny boy when you were short? Oh, I've always been a skinny boy. I used to have blonde hair, too. I was just a blonde boy doing what blonde boys did. But I actually, for those of you who want to know, maybe for a Wikipedia page, I'm 6'2". So I'm 6 feet and 2 inches, which is 188 centimeters. For you people that aren't American, that don't know what six feet looks like.

Ryan, how tall are you? I'm 5'11". 5'11"? Yeah. That's pretty tall. What's the average? 5'8"? I think men is 5'8". Is that the average? I thought it was like 5'7". 5'7"? 5'8"? Let me see. Hey, Google. Oh, sorry. Okay,

Google. There you go. What's the average height of an American man? Oh, let's see. Let's see what it is. According to Moose and Doc, the average American height for men is 177 centimeters. So 5 foot 10 inches tall. 5 foot 10 is average? For white males. 5 foot 10 is pretty tall I thought.

Hey well you're above average man, give me a high five. I am above average. Hold my hand. Stop holding my hand dude, let go. Let go! But if you were gonna talk about the average man height in general. Yeah what's the general like human male height? Cause we're talking about Americans here.

And everyone knows that's God's favorite people. So he gave them naturally tall jeans Because he wanted them to be the best Well, okay, how about Okay, I got an answer It says, what is a good height for a man? On average, women say a romantic partner 5'3 or shorter Is generally too short for comfort

While a partner 6'3 or taller is too tall You're almost there, man Oh, I'm right, I'm right, it's like the cutoff And the ideal height for a man is 5'11 Oh, shit The survey also the cutoff. And the ideal height for a man is 5'11". Oh, shit. The survey also finds that for the average British man, a partner becomes too short at 4'11 and too tall at 6'11". 4'11"? That's too short?

Yeah. Not like 5'1"? 5'3"? 4'11 is... Okay, little person status I'm almost certain is 4'10", 4'9"? So 4'11 is like really close to the scientific level of being classified as little person. Yeah. Wow Also little person almost sounds more offensive than like the other terms, but doesn't it? Like what? Like Midget?

Ah! Ryan! No, it's a word. No, I know. Yeah, but like doesn't little person almost sounds like demeaning. I feel like, you can't call him a dwarf. How about we just call him people? You know? People. Yeah. Yeah. Short people.

I mean, why would he? Let's call him short people. Hey, invite, I mean, no one goes invite the little person. They'll just say his name, right? If they're really friends with the guy. It won't be like, it's like, hey, what's, what's your friend's name again? Which one? The, the, the one who's not that tall ryan no the the one that's really not that tall

it's not ringing any bells the dwarf i mean like i mean like a real like warlock comes in like a little wizard dwarf little wizard dwarf dwarf dwarf just like the term dwarf also just sounds like something out of like runescape or lord of the rings like a tolkien yeah exactly like a tolkien or a martin even though there are no george rr martin oh i think i said barton i was like who's barton george rr

barton dude his brother imagine if your fucking name was barton that writes romantic novels welcome to superman i got matt watson it's my uh is my other host, Barton McGee. His name is fucking Barton. It's the funniest name, dude. I wish our next president would be named Barton. President Barton.

But it's just Barton. It's like Madonna or something like that. It doesn't have a last name. President Barton. President Barton. That's such a fucking funny name. What would President Barton look like? Draw it and tag us.

Thank you. Thank you so much, guys. You're going to get a lot of fucking crayon drawings. Well, I like crayon drawings. I think crayon is a very beautiful art style. Crane. Crayon. Crown, as they say in the South.

Crown. I love the feeling of drawing with crayons. Oh, it's a great feeling, man. I hate coloring in with crayons because you can never get it colored in perfectly. Smooth. You can't get it smooth. No. But that's, you know what I really like drawing with? Like a nice oil pastel and you're going in circles and it's all smooth and, except I hate when you get like,

when you touch oil pastel on your fingers. You know what, I really, I don't know about you, but I have like a weird sensitivity to certain things like chalk dust on my hands. Ah, it gives me like goosebumps. I can't stand it. Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like the feeling of charcoal. Just dirt on my hands.

I hate it. Dust. Or dust in between your toes or something. You've had, when you've been in a desert area, you've felt the dirt and dust in your mouth drying out your tongue and shit like that. Yeah. Because it gets in there.

When you blow your nose, and it's just black. Yeah. Not a fan of that. What? Yeah, when you blow your nose, and's just like black, not a fan of that. Yeah, when you blow your nose and it's just black, thick paste. That happens to me like twice a week. Should I see a doctor?

Yeah, I would. I would if I were you just to be safe. Or I could just... I mean, I smoke and that's never happened. Well, so I don't worry myself. I'll just ignore it. Because then if I ignore it and don't go to the doctor, it's not real. That is true. good advice for kids health is always just ruled by the placebo right exactly man placebo effect if I don't like if let's say I'm having

some like symptoms of cancer it could just be like hey you know what if I go to the doctor and it's real but if I ignore it I don't have cancer I couldn't imagine going to a doctor like looking at like what I think is like acne, acne or something, and be like, hey, doctor, can you check this out, see if anything's wrong? He's like, Oh, yeah, that's cancer. It's spread through your entire body. Oh! Okay. In fact, you don't even have bones in your body. It's just, it's just cancer buildup.

Like, oh. In fact, you're not even a patient. You're a puppet, and I'm go- and I've gone mad because I lost my job in 2016. So I've been seeing- I've been seeing you, Doctor, for two years now, and you haven't even been a real doctor? Well, you're not even a real person. And then it zooms out, and then the Twilight Zone guy steps in front of the camera. That's right.

You just saw a doctor play with a sock puppet. A story fit for a maniac. I love the Twilight Zone, man. I used to watch the old ones all the time. Yeah. Little black and white ones. I never watched too much of that. I will tell you, though,

that narration voice reminded me of a narration voice which is probably... It rivals Planet Earth's narrator. David Attenborough? Yeah. It's the guy who narrates the Forensic Files episodes. Yes! Yeah, I love those guys.

I love him. Unfortunately, he's passed away. Was he murdered? Did they do a Forensic Files episode about his murder? No. But it's just some stand-in. It's like, the guy that did The Voice was murdered. So, here I am.

What if it's just, the guy that did The Voice was murdered? Just like a 12th grader's history project where he makes a video. Cassandra was walking home from school one day, and then she saw something awry. Like, just, I could not watch a Forensic File episode without, And then the gun was gay. I don't know. The gun turned out to be gay. That's actually one of the biggest episodes they ever did the gun was gay

he's got a gay gun get down you were saying something I don't remember what I was saying we were hopping off this subject as fast as possible um fuck what was I saying dude yeah god damn dude what was I saying god damn these half Japanese girls do it to me

every time it's a weezer lyric that wasn't me just saying damn you half-Japanese girls. Do it to me every time. It's a Weezer lyric. That wasn't me just saying, damn you half-Japanese girls. Do it to me every time. Oh, the redhead said you tread the cello. And I'm jello, baby. It's Weezer, man. Yeah.

It's classic Weezer. Off Pinkerton, El Scorcho. Uh-huh. Favorite Weezer album, Ryan. Go! Oh, man. Well, the thing is, it's like whenever I have to come up with a favorite album, there's always songs on the album that are like, oh, those aren't my favorite. Then there's songs on other albums that I like

more on my quote-unquote favorite album, that are just one or two songs that I thought worked well on another album. The one that I listen to the most, I've said it before, I don't even know the name of it, just because I know it as the fucking, it looks like a children's book cover. Oh, Everything Will Bow Right in the End? Yeah, I really like that one.

I really like the songs in it. Speaking of favorite albums, I was at a live podcast the other night. Yeah, but still, Brandon Wardell and Jack Wagner's podcast. I'm standing in the back, and my friend Harrison's with me. He's wearing a shirt for some band I don't remember. This other real short dude comes up, and he's also wearing a shirt for that band. And he goes, huh, nice shirt. And Harrison's like, oh, thanks, man.

He's like, favorite album. Go. And Harrison's like, what? But he did it in one of those ways where it's like a 4chan's MU board where it's like a bunch of kids trying to like. It's like prove that you know this band. Yeah, exactly. And he was like, what's your favorite album? Do you even know the name?

And Harrison was just like. And then like the guy with him was like, come on, don't be a child. And then he walked away. How old was this, man or child? Man. He was like. In his 20s. It was very uncomfortable to watch.

He should have just went, Jeff. And then the guy would have laughed his ass off and be like, nevermind, you're good in my book. Man, like that guy, like he just, he was, he probably saw that shirt and he was like, watch this. I'm going to validate myself. Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom. Favorite album. Could you imagine if I did that at a movie?

Like, I went to a sequel that I was excited for or something all of a sudden. Like, no, no, no, just a movie. And I was like, okay, so are you excited for this movie? Yeah, I'm pretty excited. Okay. So, you know the director, right? No. Okay.

Well, maybe you should sit this one out and go watch some of his movies before you take this one in. Let's go to a movie theater and just be like, sir, do you know the director? No. I'm going to have to ask you to leave. This is for his true fans only I love the mentality of like only I can be a fan of something because the artist creates something so their hope

is that a mass majority of like a big audience like a large audience will enjoy it or like it or at least it will connect to more than one person. And I know there's a lot of artists is like, even if it connects to only one person, it was all worth it because it's my art. But like, let's not kid ourselves.

They really hope that they make it big. Of course. So whether that be because they want to see people like in like their music or they want the money or both. Who knows? I do. It's both. Anyways, so I just don't get the mentality of like, I'm a true fan. It's like, what do you think?

What do you think they're going to do? Like, if you can name one of their albums off the top of your head on a whim, does that mean like the dude's going to want to suck your cock and be like, you're my biggest fan. Have sex with my wife and take my kids and I'll cook breakfast for you every morning. It's like they believe that the band probably like has this kind of. Would favorite them over. Yeah, favorite them or have this kind of like unnecessary form of respect for this person just because they are a fan.

There comes a point where it's like, are you really a fan? If you are, then just enjoy their shit. But if you're just being an asshole, then the person who makes the music probably doesn't like you either yeah absolutely or any form of i think that also like well most people do that just because it's like uh it's a way to put yourself above someone else because you get a little boost like i knew more about this than them yeah but what's more important knowing more about like a thing or like what if harrison just like went to one concert and like really liked the band i was like you know what i'm gonna buy a shirt and support this band because i like yeah no i have shirts for bands that i

know jack shit about because i went to like uh like like i have one shirt from a band i saw as an opener like a really small band and i wasn't like a huge fan of their music and i don't listen to them but i also i thought they did like a like a good opener and also uh i had thought they had really cool shirts i was like i don't really listen to them but i'll support them because they're a small band and i like the shirt so i i would hate if someone came up me and was like oh yeah name their albums it's like i was i was literally supporting them i like their music and i supported them monetarily what have you done besides be a dick and turn people off from wanting to be a part of yeah because like i wouldn't want to listen to someone if someone came up like like that guy made

me not want to listen to that band now because i'm like oh god so what what an asshole it's just like 4chan's mu board in real life because that's that's what they uh like i used to go on uh mu a lot just to see like what people were saying about music or find new artists but it's just a bunch of teenagers shitting on each other about how much more they know about music than the other one same with the fashion board well it goes like that with

our movies or whatever the equivalent of that would be for film there's always that even in YouTube this YouTube channel is fucking awesome and this one sucks just watch what you want to watch. Stop being a pretentious asshole. Stop thinking that if you watch something, people will respect you less.

Because like, it's like, in a social situation, I don't think respect, you don't need to like pine for respect in that way. Yeah. Like what you want to like. You can get respect in your workplace in a professional sense, but like what you want to like. Watch what you want to watch. Even if we make fun of shit on this podcast,

don't let that steer you away from liking it. Yeah, watch what everyone will watch. Listen to what everyone will listen to. It's whatever. Just because someone dislikes something doesn't mean that they're also a party pooper. I don't know. I feel like there's this constant cyclone of you have to like this, Just because someone dislikes something doesn't mean that they're also a party pooper. I don't know.

I feel like there's this constant cyclone of like, you have to like this. Or if you like this, then you don't get comedy or you don't get horror or you don't get any genre or you don't get music. It's like, just like what you want to like and the world will keep on spinning. And that's the way it is. Just do you. That's great. That's a really good, like. You know what else is great?

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Thank you. I love the way you think. Thank you. You know, I made a big mistake the other day, actually, speaking of that. I was like— You didn't recycle, did you? That was my mistake. So I was like—

I'm serious. That was a big mistake yesterday. I got two people living with me right now, and I had a big old, I was like, I'm going to take out the trash. And the trash can was sitting out from the closet it's usually in, so I took the big bag, and I went and I threw it down the trash chute. And then I got back to put a trash bag back in, and then I realized I had thrown out the recycling instead of the trash, and I had put the recycling down the trash chute. I'm sorry, dude. Now someone's t-shirt's going to be made out of a banana pe- wait. No, it won't even be recycled at all.

What? You're trying to tell me that you fucked someone over? Yeah, Jill Stein's already called me three times today. Jill Stein. God bless her soul. God bless Jill Stein. Jillothy Stein. That's her full name, actually. Jillothy Stein that's her full name actually

Jillothy Steinem really she shortened it for the 2016 election so it would sound snappier but that was dumb I was about to were you about to make a joke not even a joke I was just about to say Steinem in square for no reason

you know Jill Stein was actually the person who stood in front of the tanks in tarrant square what if you looked at a photo and it's like one of those what is it called the uh the morgan effect what's it called the effect where it's like mandela mandela effect the morgan well morgan freeman played nelson mandela in a movie so i see where you can make that connection yeah the morgan freeman mandela effect it's like we all saw what we thought was an asian person standing in front of the tanks but what you failed to realize is that it was actually

political candidate Jill Stein Green Party figurehead Jill Stein that'd blow my fucking ass like what if I looked and it was just Matt and Ryan from Super Mega at Tiananmen Square real talk though Tiananmen Square is like one of the like so fucked up if you read

about it I don't hear anything about Real talk though, Tiananmen Square is like one of the, like, so fucked up. If you read about it, real fucked up. China's like, what? What are you talking about? I don't hear anything about Tiananmen Square. I know. Can you hear something? Is that the wind?

They're never going to invite us to do Super Mega Live in Tiananmen Square now because of this. I'd love to do a live show there. In Tiananmen Square? And just be like, man, remember what happened here? And you'd be like, yeah, a whole lot of nothing. And then they'd just shoot us. But before we even get to say whole, like, they shoot me. I'm like, I was going to yeah a whole lot of nothing i mean they just shoot us but before we even get to say whole like they shoot me i'm like i was gonna say a whole lot of nothing and then they'd go then their government would put out a statement yeah we don't know what happened

um nothing actually nothing happened they were never even here i love like a written statement that that that jumbled and confused who's who's super mega we haven't heard of them. And then they get... Well, people can't even watch Super Mega in China. And they get Dan and Phil to replace us? Dan and Phil to replace us? To play in Tiananmen Square?

Is that the closest, like... That's the people in the line of succession after us? That's the PC duo, isn't it? Like, they're more... Not PC. They're more child-friendly. Yeah, yeah. They're more, like, family-friendly.

Dan and Philly. Dan and Philip. Iilly Dan and Dan and Philip I wish it was day still do stuff. Yeah, I'm sure they what's their live show called Dan and Phil this tour is not on fire Did it feel fucking? Goes on stage. Hey guys. Welcome to Remember that time we got on Netflix and we watched their live show one night. We were just really bored. We didn't watch the whole thing. We watched part of it. We watched a big part of it. We watched too much of it. Yeah, we did. Nothing against Dan and Phil. It's just not- we're not the audience for them, but we're like, let's see what their live show's like, and we just sat down.

I think we like smoked hookah and watched Dan and Phil. What a night, dude. Am I right? We got to get back to those nights. Smoking hookah, watching Dan and Phil. I think you and I smoked hookah so much that it is out of my system for the rest of my life. Unless I go to like I go to a hookah bar with people. I would too. But like I'm not ever going to own a hookah again. Oh my god. Strangely enough I've owned like three hookahs in my life.

They all broke too. Yeah. One because of Daniel. One because of Lego. I think Lego smacked one over. No he smacked something else over. He smacked something else over that shattered. but we can't talk about that now. Yeah, but it was actually a porcelain figurine of... Someone just woke up angry. Just like, they're falling asleep.

God damn it. These guys are annoying. I'm not listening to their podcast anymore. Porcelain figurine of George Lopez. I'm going to listen to Ben Shapiro's serene voice instead. That's a thing, man. Everyone's leaving Super Megacast to listen to Ben Shapiro

these days, and it's pissing me off. Damn it, Ben. Stop stealing our fans. I want Ben Shapiro to do an ASMR channel. Hey, guys. So let me tell you why trans people aren't real. Is Ben Shapiro the older brother of Reviewbrah? He's like the older, like, exiled member of the family.

He's like the evolved form. Like, you think of Pokemon. He's the devolved form. Review Bra is excellent. I love it. Yeah, Review Bra is the final form. Yeah. Like, the middle form is Ben Shapiro.

What would be the first stage of it? I think Ben Shapiro's the first form. Okay, Ben Shapiro's the first form. The middle form is, uh, fucking, what's someone in between, man? Who's a, who's a, what's his name? Jeff Sessions

is the middle form. Jeff Sessions looks like Review Bra all grown up. Yeah, I mean, there's progress, so it goes, I mean, if we were gonna make it accurate based on looks and not on abilities, which is, abilities is number one, but on looks and not on abilities, which is abilities is number one. But on looks, an aging process would be Review Bra, Ben Shapiro, and then what's his name? I just said his name.

Jeff Sessions. Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III. Imagine if they all three look like they should just. They're in a family. Imagine if Review Bra started like a far-right podcast. So, today we're going to be talking about black-on-black crime. The inner cities struggle with... Well, they do struggle with violence.

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Yeah. Never mind. I'm going straight to MeUndies. MeUndies has the little like hole you pull open for some people that, for some reason, find it too hard to pull their underwear down like three inches to take a pee-pee at the toilet. Honestly, the whole thing about opening the zipper. I just pulled my underwear down.

I know. Opening your zipper and pulling your dick out through your zipper, A, risk of cutting. I just do this. All right. Ryan just pulled his penis out on the podcast. I had to check there just in case like Ali or someone was watching. Or like yesterday when we're recording Super Mega, like we're recording Mario and Michelle Visage from RuPaul's Drag Race just walked up to the window and started watching us record Super Mega. And I was like, uh-oh.

And then you were like, who's that? And I was like, Michelle Visage. And then you actually Googled Michael Versace. And you're like, this isn't, who is this? This isn't the person that I saw at the window. Michael Versace. Isn't that the guy that created Versace and you're like this isn't who is this this isn't the person that I saw at the window Michael Versace I'm pretty sure isn't that the guy that created Versace like the brand well if your last name is Versace you

probably Versace Versace that's Amigos song isn't it ah I saw Amigos live and uh they were not very good they were pretty it was like there's some people you can only listen to like on speakers or in the car or yeah went where it's highly produced Yeah, Migos was not that I mean, maybe it was just a bad day for him. They weren't very good live though

I gotta say it was a lot of echo we just Like that was Migos live that's all they had a music festival They were at a music that most of the people probably don't care about the quality of them They're probably all high and it like, ugh. High, drunk, on ecstasy. This really speaks to me. I would hope no one at a music festival is on meth, because usually a music festival, I don't really think of like methamphetamine or heroin. I'm sure it happens, though.

Or crack. Woodstock. Yes. I actually would have loved to go to Woodstock. I feel like that would have been an experience. You know? You would have been hosed down by the man. The man would have come in, and by the man we

mean there was actually this bald guy that just went by the man and he carried around a fire hose. They kept kicking him out. He kept sneaking back in with different disguises. Fuck the man. One time he wore a mustache. One time he even wore two mustaches. I don't know how the security fell for that one. Actually, I was at a music festival once and I was waiting to get

in line on a carnival ride and uh this dude i think he was like really on acid or something he he was like running around like freaking out and he ran up to the front of the line uh to like the gate to get on the it was one of those things where it's like a central thing like a pillar and then like four arms and it spins everyone around yeah Yeah. And he ran up to like the edge of the gate and was like looking at everything like whoa. Was he about to jump in and get decapitated? He tried to and the security guards were just watching

him and I'm like, dude, he's gonna get decapitated and then I'm gonna watch it. This happened at Six Flags a long time ago with the roller coaster. Yeah, someone kicked his head off. That was in Dallas, I think. I feel so bad for that person. That's gotta be a... It's so fucked up. I know. He climbed three fences to get to his hat, but- I thought that- I was about to say his hat, and I'm glad you said it because that- now that like makes it a true story. Yeah.

There's no way you and I would both think it was a hat. Well, I remember Daniel Tosh's, uh- Just look at my crotch. No, you pulled your gym shorts like an inch from your penis. I had to- I glanced to see what was going on. Okay. No homo, bro. High five.

Well, let me give you the other hand. Yeah, thank you. I wouldn't even caught that until after the fact. No, it's fine. Were you scratching something? See, got you. Yeah, you got me with it that time. But I went for it, man. Cause we're bros. So I'm like, hey man. Sometimes bros- I didn't actually touch my- I saw you just scratched the area near your- Yeah. Your upper thigh? Upper inner thigh? Yeah, I guess right here. Yeah, but that's not a dirty area, right? No. Actually, apparently your Johnson is one of the cleanest parts of your body

because it just stays tucked away in fabric all day. It's not exposed to germs. It's not exposed to... That's why they say you shouldn't clean it with scented soaps and shit like that. Is that true? Wash it off with water, yeah. Oh, wow. Well, anything with genitals. It's like, you know, and shit like that. Is that true? Wash it off with water, yeah. Oh, wow. Well, anything with genitals.

It's like, you know, treat it like a king. Treat it like a king, you know? Overthrow it if you don't like it. Yeah, overthrow it and replace it with a bigger one. Which you can do. There's penis surgery that can enlarge. So I actually watched a documentary. I did too about penis enlargement.

I remember this guy almost did it and then he turned out not to do it, right? No. Oh no? There's this thing where this guy was wanting to get his penis bigger and so it was this whole documentary about penis size and why men like big penises and why they want big penises. I don't know why I did that accent. I like that accent.

You should do it more. It's good. At the end you see this graphic surgery of this penis being enlarged and then him watching that goes, no, I can't do that. And then he chooses not to. I spoiled it, but it was interesting. So on that topic, apparently all men have like one to three inches of hidden penis inside the body. And the way they do that surgery is they basically like pull that out and give you like more inches of penis so but but then you can't have sex for like six weeks or so and you know you know me ryan i wouldn't be able to survive without sex for six weeks how could you survive

sex how could you survive sex how could you the woman the woman eats the man's head afterwards i know that's crazy what if humans had mating rituals like praying mantises with a woman just or like spiders with a woman like eats them the male after sex He did the the male like in early ages probably beat the female over the head with a club Could just but how would women go that felt good? That happens in the Flintstones after after all the sex with uh with Karen is that Wanda Flintstone? Was it Wanda Flintstone?

Was it Wanda? I don't know. I don't know. I didn't watch the Flintstones. That was before my time. Which makes me feel bad. I even saw the live action movies. The Flintstones go to Vegas and they had the creepy Zim Zam Zoom Zoom Zoom Boy.

I forgot they did that. Speaking of Flintstones, on the way to the Grand Canyon, like 10 miles outside of the- You saw the Flintstones? Yeah, they were just chilling outside. Maybe some of you guys have seen this, but when you're driving from Flagstaff, Arizona to the Grand Canyon up that highway, there is like 10 miles outside the Grand Canyon. It's just like flat plains.

There's nothing out there. But I randomly passed this RV campsite that's themed after the Flintstones. They have a massive statue of Fred Flintstone. The whole thing is themed after. Did you take pictures? No, I should've. Let me see if I can find it real quick. It was just out of nowhere and it's ridiculous. It's just

this weird ass fucking like Flintstones themed like RV site. Here. Flintstones campsite Grand Canyon. Which by the way, the Grand Canyon is fucking insane. It's called RV Park and Campground Flintstones Bedrock City.

Their website is atrocious. Look at this. Look how bad that website is. That's what the Super Mega website's going to look like. I can't wait for the Super Mega website. Available amenities. Barney's Grocery. Wilma's Laundry.

Wilma. Wilma, that was it. Wilma! The Bedrock City Campground and RV Park is a great place to stay. They're really selling it to me. We are only 30 miles away from the south rim of the Grand Canyon. Okay, 30 miles, not 10. I'm sorry.

So what's... I got a question, Matt. Lay it on me, brother. Lay that question on me. What's this week's Game Grumps animated about? Because you said I was in it. You are in this week's Game Grumps animated. I'm interested. Is it from the Power Hour?

No, it's... They just drew you in it. Like, Aaron's eating your pussy out. You're a woman. Nuh-uh. Yeah. I'm interested. Is it from the Power Hour? No, they just drew you in it. Like, Aaron's eating your pussy out. You're a woman. Nah. Yeah, I'm serious. Aaron's eating my pussy out? You're like naked in it and spreading your legs.

Fuck you, I'm gonna watch this. I'm not joking, dude. Has it come out yet? It's 12.05, so it should be out. Skip to the end. It's at the end. Is that the end? Go to the very, very end.

I'm not lying, you'll see. See, he's eating your pussy out. What the fuck? See? Why is... Why did someone animate Aaron eating me out? Because it's hot, man. What? But they're, like, look at my phone. That's the bedrock campground.

I got Aaron eating me out in cartoon form in my right hand and the Flintstones RV park in my left hand. What more could a boy want? What more could a boy want? What more could a boy want? By the way. Jesus Christ. I think, I think. That's vulgar. You deserve some praise here because

the Ko Takeuchi who is the artist for like WarioWare Rhythm Heaven drew a picture and an animation of you like a Rhythm Heaven style animation of you from Power Hour. And that is fucking awesome. He said he did WarioWare stuff too? He's the artist for WarioWare the artist the artist like for all the wario ware he designed all the weeks you know all the weird art and wario ware with the noses and all that weird stuff yeah

like so like and i was playing around with his art on the ds when i was a kid yeah and then he drew you and also he's fucking incredible go check out his twitter he's awesome go i did i followed him because i went through his like media and i liked. It's amazing. I followed him yesterday and then he went and liked my family guy, 200,000 followers tweet, but didn't follow me. But that was it. Well, he only follows 16 people. I feel like he follows people that are close to him in the animation industry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, never mind. He has 17 followers. Or he's following 17 people now. Ooh, so he followed someone new that wasn't us. Actually, I don't know who these people are he's following. Did you, um... Like this profile picture. What's his name?

Butch Hartman? The guy that does Fairly Oddparents? Why is it... He's drawn a bunch of YouTubers. Why hasn't he drawn us yet? I don't know. Butch Hartman, our super mega characters will look great in your style as little Fairly Oddparents or something style.

Do it. Please. Butch, please. Please. We'll retweet it. Butch. Butch, we'll retweet it and give you a lot of followers. Can you give us an animated show on your new network? We'll be the voice cast and everything.

Even if it only lasts one episode. We'll voice act it. For free. We'll be the... For free. That's a real offer, Butch. Not Brent. Butch. Brent Hartman. Butch Hartman. For free. We will voice a show for you. A cartoon for you. A cartoon for you. We'll cartoon for you we'll do it

we'll do it you just animate make us a super mega animated for free if it becomes if it becomes big we may have to talk about our contract or something

but we will do the the free just stands for the pilot episode the pilot episode we will do completely free you don't have to spend any money we already got

we already got practice voice acting does this count as like a verbal contract could he use this in court against us no if we wanted to pay butch count as like a verbal contract? Could he use this in court against us if we wanted to pay? Butch, this is not a verbal contract. No, because we could classify it as satirical humor.

Okay. Even though we're being completely serious in that we would voice a Butch Harmon. Butch Harmon? Butch Harmon. Him too, Butch Harmon. Dan Harmon should make a Rick and Morty. Let's get the super mega cartoon characters on a Rick and Morty. Let's get the super mega cartoon characters on a

Rick and Morty episode. Rick and Morty, dude. Rick and Matty. Ryan and Matty. There you go. So I saw a dude in Little Tokyo with like a... That's the second to last Powerade. Ryan, I didn't know these had your name on them.

I wanted some electrolytes so I took a Powerade out of the fridge It's the Grumps Powerade I bought it I didn't know that I'm sorry I got it for the office I'm just giving you a hard time because I'm a bully No you're not a bully I'm a bully But

You're not a bully I'm a bully Idiot What I was saying was I was in Little Tokyo bully. But, anyway. You're not a bully, I'm a bully! Idiot! But, um, what I was saying was, I was in Little Tokyo and I saw a dude wearing a tank top. Cool story, bro! Shut up, Ryan! It was a dude wearing a Pickle Rick lifting weights. Oh my god!

So, it was Pickle Rick lifting weights, and lo and behold, he recognized me, so. Okay, I'm sorry, but like what you want to like. But me personally, I'm not gonna wear a pickle rick shirt maybe for fun for fun one day i'll wear a pic what if you looked over and i had tears in my eye and i lifted up i lifted up my shirt and i had the pickle rick tank top underneath instead of the awesome eight pack you're sporting now i don't have an eight pack i wish i had one

two three four five six seven eight i have man, I had abs for a while. So I went to the gym for a while. I gained 10 pounds. You went to the gym. I went to the gym. And then I lost 15 pounds because I stopped going to the gym. I'm the lightest I've been in ages, so I need to gain that weight back. I'm looking ghastly.

I'm looking ghoulish. Are you? Yeah. You look fine. Well, it might be the mustache isn't helping. I look like I'm a crack addict right now. Because I'm breaking out and acting on the sides of my face. And then I have a nasty mustache. Are you wanting the mustache to kind of be like...

Because the thing is, the mustache works. I feel like the mustache would look... I wish you could grow a slight 5 o'clock around. Because if you have the mustache and then just a little stubble, I feel like you could pull that off. I would if I could, man. And wear your glasses. Oh oh my god why i broke my glasses so i gotta get a new pair and i i haven't bothered just thinking of it okay well well i'm putting myself i'm an actor and i'm putting myself in the fan's shoes and i'm method acting i personally as ryan mcgee am not

attracted to you thank you but as a fan and i'm putting myself in their shoes as I'm method acting as a fan, I'm getting hot and bothered. Thanks, man. That actually is a big compliment. So I've been growing a mustache for about two weeks now. About two years now. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if this is what it looks like after two years. So I think at this point it's there, but it's not there, you know? Do you think it's going to be possible for it to get there?

I think if I keep, so if this is from two weeks, two weeks from now it'll be about... Some people plateau. I gotta set you up for that. Like, my facial hair plateaus at a certain point. Like, this stuff stops growing, and it only starts growing down, so that's

why I have to thin it out. But I've been kind of like a bum recently and not really taking care of my hair i also like i'm capable of growing i think i can actually grow a better little little chin beard i say chin beard because it only happens on the chin and a little bit on the side of my face but it doesn't connect so i only i shave that but i keep this this can grow better than the mustache but the problem is it grows like here and then right in the middle it's just kind of bare yeah have you tried putting rogaine on the middle part i have uh and it burns like shit and then it mess it makes me feel weird because rogaine fucks with like your testosterone or your your your chemical balances or something the other i stopped using it

i was doing it to see if i can grow my mustache faster uh and it made my entire left arm incredibly sensitive and i was like i don't want to do this anymore. Like, as if I had rubbed it on a pavement, like dragged behind a car, and when I touched it, it would like radiate just like painful sensitivity. That is odd. Could have been a minor stroke I had that day. That is true. Or it could be the Rogaine. Smell something burning?

I did actually all day. Okay. And I couldn't even use my left arm for a couple hours. Right? Is that a stroke or a seizure? That's a stroke. Okay. Smell something burning. Half your face droops down. Do you ever have a moment where you're like, I smell something burning.

What is that? And all of a sudden you're like, oh, wait, I just turned the oven on because I'm making food. Yes, I've done that before. I'm like, uh-oh, oh, wait. I did that the other day. I was like, what is burning? Am I having a stroke? Oh, man.

I accidentally like. So I have a toaster oven. And Lego said, no, you're not. You're going to be fine. And that's when you realized you were having a stroke because the dog was talking. Then he walked away and put me on my leash. So I have a toaster oven, and it's the most, like, finicky thing in the world because I'll put, like, a Pop-Tart in there. It doesn't fucking do it evenly. It's the one we had.

That we had at the apartment. Maybe I've never had a good toaster oven, but I think toasters are better. 100%. Because toaster ovens get like one side. I don't understand it. I thought it's supposed to like kind of be the better of the two. I guess toaster ovens are good for heating up like

leftovers. Maybe we just have a shitty one. But you can just do that in an oven. Yeah, so what happens is like I'll put a Pop-Tart in and like after 10 minutes, it's not even warm. So I turn it up a little bit, and I come back in 30 seconds, and it's black. And I'm like, what the hell? It takes forever for it to even get warm. But then there's a five-second period where it'll just burn the shit out of your food that you have to get to.

It's like this weird timing thing. It's like a rhythm game, and you've got to get it just right. You have to sit there and watch it. You can't trust your appliance. Well, you know to get to. It's like this weird timing thing. It's like a rhythm game and you gotta get it just right. You have to sit there and watch it. You can't trust your appliance. Well, you know what they say. A watched toaster oven never boils. Yes. A watched pot never boils, Mr. McGee. Do you ever notice

that like, when you turn on the faucet to get hot water and you know how it takes a while to get hot sometimes, it seems like it only starts to get hot if you put your hand under it? Well, that's because, what do you mean we talking about because that's you realizing it's hot nice I'm real of course you're gay of course do you ever realize that when you turn on the hot water it never gets hot until you make

sure that you like scientifically prove it's hot by testing you alright well I sound real good like what about trying to follow you. I'm trying to maybe word it differently. Do you ever put like, turn on the bathtub and it's like burning hot and you put your hand or something in it and it's so hot you think it's cold for a second? Yes. I think that happens with burning in general because

one time, my dad used to have a motorcycle way back in the day. I was a little lad and I got off on the side with the muffler and so my leg just went like a meat patty on a grill.

Owie. And I remember because I looked down at the skin and it felt cold like sharply cold at first and then it just started to burn. And I remember I looked down at the skin and it was like oddly like shiny and wet looking. You must have burned off that top epidermis. Yeah. I I remember I looked down at the skin and it was like oddly like shiny and wet looking. Ah, you must have burned off that top epidermis. Yeah, I wonder if I still have that

like a hint of the scar. I mean, that's what sucks about burns. Like one time I leaned back and my friend's little sister had left their coil stove on and I leaned back and I put my whole hand down on the coil stove. Let me see. That. I see it, yeah. It's still kind of shiny. That's where scars are kind of like shiny. But like my friend's. It's still kind of shiny. That's where our scars are kind of, like, shiny.

But, like, my friend's little sister left their coil stove on. And it had gone from the phase where it's not red hot, but it's still, like, burning hot. And I leaned back on the stove. Probably wasn't a smart idea, but I put my whole hand down on the coil. And I instantly pulled it back. But the thing is, it's like, you have that

short, like, five second period where you realize you just burned yourself. Because your brain's like, uh oh What did you just do? But you don't feel it yet, it's almost like a numb feeling And then it slowly starts to set in And it's like, ow, ow, ow That works with being kicked in the balls too You get kicked in the balls and it's a shock at first

And the adrenaline starts pumping Because you're like, fuck, what the fuck Either you're mad, you're usually mad Like when Tucker slapped your nuts that was uncool very i tucker one time just slapped my nuts as hard as he could uh and they were exposed treating his ladies a lesson exactly just treating his ladies a lesson he was treating them to a lesson he was learning physical abuse yeah but like i i just remember the rest of the night like it swelled up and like i got boils on my hands and they popped it was so pain burns are

like like god's biggest punishment blister and all that shit and they hurt especially on your hand man like yeah like anything on your hand the thing that sucks is like getting cuts on your palm oh because then it hurts to kind of close your palm no look at this see this little cut right here yeah that's from banana the other night i was just petting him behind he's like i'm laying on the couch watching family guys i often do and he's behind me up on like the top of the cushion and i'm just kind of like rubbing the cat and he just bites me just at no warning he's just like what the fuck i yeah i was like what the fuck and i was bleeding immediately because his tooth like the lighting's not very good.

So what is he doing when he does that? Is that like, do cats do that to each other? Do they just randomly bite each other? They do, yeah. Is it like a, you're my friend? Or like, let's play. No, it's like a, he'll be like, ah, yeah, that's good. Pet me once.

Yep. Pet me twice. Just right. Nope. Really? Like, three times is too much. Like, shit like that. Like, cats will go from like, they'll be loving that you're, just right. Nope! Really? Like, three times is too much. Like, shit like that. Like, cats will go from, like, they'll be loving that you're petting them.

Why is that? And then one time is just too, like, one time over the limit with no warning and then they're just attacked. So, do you think, so, it's just for them. It's like, if they're uncomfortable in a situation, it's like, no, I've had enough. That's it. They make the decision. It's not like, let me see if I'll like this. It's just like, nope, none of that.

He'll scratch me. He'll bite me. I'm going to get him de-toothed. Get him beheaded. That's probably a good idea. Sorry, de-headed. I got him de-clawed, de-headed. He's not going to bite me anymore. Got him de-tailed, de-pawed. He won't smack. He uses that tail as like a big

bullwhip and just... I got him de-skinned. Man, what if instead of like claws. I got him de-skinned. I got my cat de-skinned. Now he's not. Wait, that means he would have skin though, right? Because being skinned is where your skin's removed. So if you got de-skinned, wouldn't you get more skin put on? Does de mean not or something? It does, but English is weird.

So it would form a double negative? Is that what you're trying to say? I think it would. That's one of those rare cases. Well, why is it beheaded not d-headed wouldn't it like i got beskinned last night what is the b b what does that stem mean i don't know why what other words that be like that mean that beheaded that sounds like a very old english word beheaded Be. I'm looking. Man. Am I coming out with that? Those are. Are those. No. Stems.

Are those stems? Or they're stem words that we had to learn and then I'm thinking of other things. They're prefixes. Okay. Technically. There's prefixes and suffixes. And my suffixes. I use my prefixes and my suffixes and my sexes.

W-T-H is a S-T-E-M. Let's just go over, let's go over some STEM words, because I'm sure that there's some high schoolers that have a STEM test tomorrow, so let's review some STEM words for you guys, okay? Let's go ahead and make a big list of, here we go, word roots, the world's, the web's largest root words and prefix glossary. Here we go, word roots, the web's largest root words and prefix glossary. Here we go. An slash a, it means not or without.

Ab is from, away. Abduct, abnormal, aversion. Let's see, acro, that means top, height, tip, beginning. Acrobat, a high walker. Acrophobia, that's the fear of heights, guys. You learned a little something today. We got the fear of heights, that's acrophobia that's the fear of heights guys you learned a little something today we got the fear of heights that's acrophobia not the fear of acrobats ryan just looked over at me and then we just had like a silent stare moment so picture that picture it and now you get it that's a good animated moment where nothing happens. Yeah. We just and that's only one frame

Okay, animate this next ten seconds people. No Are they is someone animating this? Hasn't been ten seconds. Or maybe it has. Okay. All right, it's done. Super mega anime. I'd love to start uploading. This is gonna be the best, most high-quality animated Just silence and then it's going wait is this animated? That would actually be a a great animation also speaking of animation we got a little surprise coming to the channel for 500 000 subscribers okay it's finished by the way it is i can show you wait what yeah the yep it's done you guys will see it at 500 i want to see it we're getting real close did he send it to the email you're watching the email a little animator you guys might know. Oh my god, I have to see this. Is it like, have you seen the whole thing? Oh no, it's great.

It's fantastic. Oh my god, I need to see this. It looks so good. Can we end the podcast early so I can go run and watch this? Sure. Let's do like five more minutes. And in that five minutes, I do want to genuinely thank you guys as we approach 500,000. Holy shit, we never expected to be this big. We really didn't. Like 500,000 subs is, it's like a dream come

true. You guys have been so supportive, so wonderful. Also, another announcement. Stop. Sorry, it's all the baked beans I had for breakfast. We got, uh, merch will be coming back soon. I'm almost certain. We're working on a way to get merch out to you guys.

So, uh, expect some merch, possibly soon. Don't hold me to that, because we're trying to figure it out to you guys so uh expect uh some merch possibly soon don't hold me to that because we're trying to figure it out so it's not 100 guaranteed but the goal is to have a website set up soon like our own website not through like a third party where we will be selling merch uh super mega merch uh new stuff lots of new stuff we're collaborating with some really cool artists uh ones that uh you might not know uh actually collaborating with a clothing line to get some stuff made. Very excited for that. And, yeah, yeah, please check out our podcast on iTunes.

Sometimes we upload a little late, but it always ends up on there eventually. And please rate us five stars if you would be so kind to do that or subscribe to us at least and yeah, thanks for watching the podcast on YouTube, if you watch it on YouTube because that helps us out financially iTunes, we get jack shit from iTunes, so if you're listening on iTunes, you're not a real fan

you're a fake fan we hate you because you're not giving us money and all we care about at the end of the day is money we don't care about any of you. We just care about that sweet green. Ryan? Thank you, everybody, for watching this episode. That was a joke.

We actually do care about the fans very much. What's a joke? I said we only care about money. Oh. That's not true. We actually do care about the fans very much. What's a joke? I said we only care about money. That's not true. No, no. Wink, wink. All right, and now Ryan would like to end the podcast with his impression of Cleveland Brown. Oh, no.

I'm black. I'm black. I'm black Peter Griffin. Loretta's mother died. I'm black. I'm black Peter Griffin. Loretta's mother died. My name is Cleveland Brown, and I am proud to be right back in my hometown with my new family.

Hee-haw! There's old friends and new friends and even a bear. Through good times and bad times, it's true love we share. I know that theme song for some reason. I don't know why I know it but I do that blew me away actually Matt if you ever go to an audition for anything just sing that and you'll be accepted

think so anything thanks man you're welcome you're really good at boosting my confidence give me a fist bump I'll give you a fist bump and then a fist shake give me a fist shake buddy give me a bro fist. All right, guys. Thanks so much for tuning in.

We'll be back next week with 105. Also, gaming content is on the way. I know you guys have been missing it, but we recorded a lot of it, so it's on the way. Kisses. I'm really crossing my fingers I don't die in a car accident before recording the next podcast. Don't. Please don't. I hope I don't.

I mean, there's nothing I can do about it. I mean, I can be a little more proactive on the road, yes. It's going to be weird to listen back if you do die in a car accident. Exactly. Okay, well, guys, please wish Ryan in the comments send him your prayer. I'm going to die in a car accident as well. Don't do that to me.

Okay, you're okay. You're voodoo to me. You're testing your luck right now, man. You're toeing the line. I don't like this. What is this unfinished Powerade doing? We're a bunch of wasters. And with that sip of Powerade I just took, we end the podcast.

Someone only took one sip and then closed it and left. Who the fuck? It wasn't me. Oh my lord. Probably was me, so I'll drink it. It wasn't you? It might have been. One sip, Matt?

I didn't mean to. You didn't mean to. Okay, bye guys. Bye.