supermegashow - EP 105 - Room Evacuation

Episode Date: August 25, 2018

We talk about YouTubers boxing, our diets and Ryan makes an uh-oh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I was actually thinking about like, I wonder if I could just like blow up if I decided to become like a SoundCloud, SoundCloud, Jesus Christ, SoundCloud rapper. Keep going, keep going. You're doing well. Okay, thank you. You're helping me. Like a SoundCloud rapper, but I get like the face tats, but it's, I'm like Lil Gamer and it's gaming like G4M3R and I get like a Sims diamond tattooed

on my forehead and I get my arm like a keyboard and I get like Xbox buttons on my cheeks and shit like I wonder if I could like blow up if I became that sound and just start a beef with everyone you probably would but like it would be like I'd ruin myself but I maybe I'd make millions maybe thousands maybe who knows man I could be the next like 6ix9ine or. Are you ever. I have a question. So I was chilling out, relaxing. I was smoking, whipping a nay nay and the usual.

The usual stuff. Nice. And I was thinking to myself while listening to some good music. I was like, man, I wish I could go back in time so I could steal this and become famous. The song or the whipping nay nay? Just. No, no. I got the whipping nay nayene down yeah yeah i'm talking about the music like did you ever wish you could just like reverse time create a song that someone else made like a huge hit yeah yeah but the thing

is the weird thing is like you have the potential in your brain to make the next big song. But the thing is everyone here, I truly believe this. They're, you know, the, the world in which we live in is filled with infinite possibilities, right? So think about it. Mathematically, there is some algorithm. And by saying this, I mean like some, a series of circumstances you can create for yourself to where you would be the number one on iTunes music charts. Anyone in the world has like they just have to whether it's like you have to walk into this muffin shop and then you have to stay at home for three days straight and then

tie your shoe at this point yeah exactly there's like but there's a there's a specific code to crack for some people and they could they could do whatever they wanted they could become an astronaut well actually yeah i truly you could go to astronaut school there's there's a code you can crack you know unless unless there's something that you're physically or mentally incapable of there's it's still there's some code for them still there's some code for other things but wait did you speaking of astronauts did you see that that furry on twitter that got a nasa internship and they tweeted like like like suck my dick i got i guess you just got an internship at nasa and this like old guy responded was like language and they were like suck my balls i just i i work at nasa and he's like so do i and then

she got fired what and it was apparently the guy like i think it's like homer hickam i think the guy that was the movie red october's based off of really wait red october is that the movie suck my balls i work at nasa let me find the tweet and it's red october the right movie i'm thinking of october skies red october i think is a completely different movie um let me let me find this tweet this was something else and actually speaking of weird universal happenstances, yesterday I was listening to the song Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd. And as I was listening to it, I got a text from my – You were listening to me, weren't you? I was thinking about you, Ryan.

Yeah. My aunt texted me, wish you were here. While I was listening to Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here, then I finished the song, packed my things, and I left work. In the parking lot, there was a man wearing a shirt that said Wish you were here and i was like what the hell life is a simulation that is really weird oh yeah homer hickam he was the guy that uh um like commented to the the furry and he's like he launched the first marshmallow into space successfully he did he's very that's what he was known for actually that's what the movie october skies was all about they're trying to get a marshmallow to the highest altitude they could have you ever thought about buying a weather balloon just for like the hell of it and sending

something into space with a gopro like something stupid like uh like a super mega t-shirt pull a pull a musk and send like uh he sent a roadster it's on its way to mars right now really so that really like is on its way to more i knew it went up to space yeah yeah it's on its way to mars so just gonna fucking crash at like 2 000 miles per hour into the surface of land perfectly on mars and it's gonna drive around going haha i won haha i won haha i won i bet he i bet he came up with that idea while on acid i bet i bet he him and grimes were chilling out and he was on acid and he was like, I'm going to send a car into space. Look, dude, he's done a shit ton of work. He deserves to drop acid every now and then.

That's all I'm saying. He's a busy dude. He's done a lot. He's constantly having to fucking deal with a bunch of shit. Why not drop acid to take the stress off? to fucking deal with a bunch of shit why not drop acid to take the stress off why not drop drop acid and you know make your family's wealth off of mining emeralds during the apartheid but that's no big deal did you see those uh texts from grimes that azalea banks leaked saying like uh azalea banks leaked saying like um like that he fakes his accent. Grimes was like, yeah, he fakes his accent,

but I love it. And then Azalea Banks. I keep saying Azalea. Azalea Banks leaked him. Is there that much of an accent to what he's called? He has a South African twang or something. Does he? But he grew up in Canada. He sounds pretty normal to me.

Well, that's what she was saying. I've never heard him talk and went, wow, he sounds like... Because there's this kid from South Africa that used to go to my youth group. And he spoke with a South African accent. Elon Musk just always kind of talks. He does have a weird way of talking, but I don't pick up an accent or anything.

I was trying to make from LAX the other day and I took a wrong turn. And you saw Elon Musk on the highway. Why was it SpaceX? I just got off the highway and boom, I was at SpaceX. And I was like, whoa, there's SpaceX right there. It's a big ass building too. It's on top of the Ikea in Burbank. It's like a two level thing. It's like Ikea and then

SpaceX. They launched the rockets right out of the top of the Ikea SpaceX building. I was at Ikea yesterday for like three and a half hours. That sounds horrible. You know what sucks about like the Ikea warehouse is like I was trying to, I needed to look something up about some furniture I was helping someone buy

and just no service in there. Just not a single drop of service. IKEA drains me every time I go. God, it's so draining. My eyes get dry as hell when I'm in there. Does that happen to you? Yeah, I just get like, it's from all the dust and shit, right?

Yeah, it's like so much open, dry air and I walk like two feet, my eyes like start watering. It's just like every time time i go there like i get like excited because i'm like look at this new furniture i'm about to get and then it's the checkout process and then you're like oh wait i still have to build all of this shit well it's a lot like you get there and you get excited and then you realize it's like a two mile maze and then by the end you're exhausted and then you get to the part where you have to go find the stuff and like pick up these heavy ass boxes yourself and then uh carry them into your car and then put them together, which I have to go put together a bed for someone today and like a dresser.

Oh, break it in. I'm gonna break it in. Yeah, I'm just gonna jump on it a bunch. OK, it's my it's my mom's bed. I'm helping my mom pick out a bed because I actually I was trying to convince her to get a bunk bed so I can move in with her, but she surprisingly won't let me do that. No? Which actually upsets me a lot.

Well, you know how the saying goes, when a mother doesn't want a bunk bed, she's doing her best. That's that saying, man. That's a very famous saying. It's one of the most famous sayings in the English language. Come on. I'm not alone here. Everybody knows that saying. No, I know that saying.

Yeah, it's classic. Actually, I wanted to get like a lofted bed so I could put my desk under my bed, but I just feel like it's too dumb. Like, it just feels like college. Well, that, and you're gonna wake up every morning and hit your head on the ceiling. Yeah, and then I'd have to climb up and down when I gotta pee in the middle of the night. And also,

my sweet little feline, Banana, wouldn't be able to get up into my bed with me and cuddle with me. And scratch you. Like he did this morning. He loves you 0.9% of the time you're with him. Well, it's like 50-50, I'd say. Like, I was walking out the door to go to work, and he comes running out of nowhere. I'm like, hey, Banana.

And he just, like, launches onto my leg with all four of his, like. Grapples onto you. Yeah, and he bites me. And I'm like, what the hell? And I reach down, and he slashes my hand,'m like, what the hell? And I reach down and he slashes my hand and I got this big bloody gash on my hand now. Hurts. And my band-aid came off too. I just realized that.

I don't know where it is. Your cat's an asshole, dude. He is. And my band-aid is somewhere around this office. So... How are the boys doing? Boys are good. I got two boys staying with me right now. Harrison and Jackson. Those boys... They're staying with you for a while? Living on my couch.

It's pretty nice, though, because they cook and they clean. And they make coffee and play good music, so I can't complain. They buy groceries and clean the place up when I'm not at home. I really can't complain too much. Do they clean the place up? They do. They clean it up, yeah. I'm very, like, I come home and it's like spick and span.

I'm like, ooh, thank you. Dude, the dishes. Is it? They vacuum. Is it spick and span? Well, when you came over the other night, that was after a long day of goofing off. Okay, okay. So it was not spick and span that day.

Ah, okay. We went out to the Medieval Times show, which was crazy. That was something else, Medieval Times. I've never been until recently. You know what they say about Medieval Times? What do they say about Medieval Times? Those are some mid-evil times. They were a little evil.

I felt very bad for the horses. They were doing crazy tricks. I was like, how do you train a horse to do that kind of stuff? Did they run the horses on, like, a track? No. Did the horses whinny and nay-nay? They brought the horses out and made them, like, jump in the air and, like, spin around. Did they walk on their hind legs?

One of them, like, stood up on his hind legs and then jumped and i was like damn they're beautiful beasts i uh apparently they're assholes though horses yeah yeah well if they're that beautiful unless you know you're friends with one well beautiful people tend to be assholes ryan and i'm sure it's the same with animalses know how beautiful they are and therefore they're assholes. That's kind of how that works. P.U., man. You know what I'm saying? Horses are stinky. They do smell really bad. You kind of know when you're in like half a mile of horses.

They've been bringing horses in the office and stabling them and that's really weird. It's just no room for them and it smells like shit. Well, I mean like it's like now since they got horses, they had to clear out the bong-like room where Aaron kept all of his bongs, and now... It's probably better that way,

because he's not smoking so much weed, but I don't know. Like, the bong smell I got used to, the horses I don't think I'm going to be able to get used to, because that's a bad smell. I could... We could, like, smoke up in the horse stables every now and then so it smells more like the bong room again and less like the horses.

It would just be a mixture of gross weed and horse shit. I get that, like 100%. But I'm just trying to help out. I mean, if you're not going to come up with any solution, then at least I'm going to try to help out. But if you're just going to deny everything that I tried to help out with... I'm not trying to attack you.

There's nothing that we can do. No, no, no. Then you're just complaining to complain. No, I was about to suggest maybe Febreze, which I think would be the best option. Febreze, that's the, when you spray Febreze in a room where you just took a poo-poo,

like it smells like Febreze and poo-poo. Yeah, it just kind of mixes and it's like a sickly smell. Dude, let me tell you, you know how I've always been a match boy? These matches mask the smell of poop perfectly for a little bit. There's something else that actually works and i was surprised because i always saw commercials for it i'm like this shit's stupid but it actually works

you remember the commercials from the poopery yeah that shit works magic i i owned a bottle for a while i lost it in japan but um it's. It's great. Just spray it in the bowl. It's done. Spray it. Spray the bowl to your business. Boom. It's actually, it's a fantastic product. And we're not being paid to say this. It's actually like a real sweet fucking product. It kind of works like in the Meg with the hydro whatever layer of the

ocean that was too cold for the megalodons to pass through. It's exactly like that. Yeah. Allows your poop to go through, but then it seals back up. And then it just keeps everything in. Your bathroom smells wonderful. Well, your bathroom doesn't smell at all. Can we actually poopery, if you're listening, or if our fans

want to like, I mean, we could contact them too, but I would not mind like advertising for poopery. Is that poopery? Poopery? I don't know how you say it. It's something like that. It don't i don't know how you say it it's it's something like that it's like it's like i don't how do you spell it one and it's gone is that the catchphrase no i don't know that's a good catchphrase see that's why they should be paying us to advertise

we're doing for free no because they're just like oh they just did it for free why why do we need to pay them because uh we're not that because then we're going to start bad mouthing your product in the next podcast if you don't. Ryan, I thought that stuff worked, but it's just not working. In fact, it's making my bathroom smell even worse. You know, for a product called Poopery, I expected it to not make my bathroom smell like utter shit. In fact, it's actually been burning through the toilet bowl. The porcelain has been dissolving.

You could decompose a body with this shit. Easily, easily. Now, Poopery, if you contact us, we'll retract those statements, but that's where we stand now. Where do we stand? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, dude. What is that new thing that's going on? Is it like you're a fan of this thing and how do you prove you're a fan of it?

It's like a Twitter term, like a stand. It's new, right? It's pretty new, I think. Well, it's based on that old Eminem song, Stand. So the year is halfway over. What do you think thus far is going to make it into the YouTube Rewind of 2018? Fortnite dances. Fortnite dances better be

there. They're going to have Jake Paul doing Fortnite dances. Do you think they're going to put Jake Paul again? They're definitely going to have KSI and Logan Paul and Jake Paul. Do you think they'll put Logan Paul after his little fiasco and the great New Year's? He's YouTube's baby. He's doing event. That's going to get YouTube a bunch of fucking money. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs

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But actually, when you talk about I don't deserve this, that just means that you're looking at it from your own point of view. The world's not fair and people like me are rich and famous. And then the YouTube rewind is going to change scenes to something else. Imagine if they were that honest. I hope that the KSI Logan Paul

fight goes down like the Spongebob episode where Patrick and Spongebob fight and then they just see that they have corresponding colors of underwear and then they hug each other and then walk out with their hands down each other's back underwear. Yeah. Would you like to watch Jake Paul's YouTube Red Show? Would you like some

Maverick merchandise? I wonder if that's good quality merch. I don't know. Do their shirts look good? I don't know. I don't know. I just know that they made millions off it. Whip out your phone. It's whipped out. You know what we're doing? What are we doing, buddy? We're going to their fucking clothing thing. Maverick.

Maverick. And we're gonna actually like judge it. Like not pure you know, purely not based on their personality. Maverick merch. Maverick. I misspelled it, but Maverick by Logan Paul. Where, where, where, where? I just searched Maverick. Okay. No, it's not. It says Logan Paul where where where where I just searched Maverick okay no it's not it says team

Paul there's a couple shirts say team Paul this one says Maverick team Paul $28 for one shirt oh look at these posters it's uh the animals is interesting wow it's Jake and Logan Paul in the middle of

a boxing ring and it says actions not words 25 August damn their female clothes aren't bad look at this look at those leggings those sweatpants those look nice on sale for $12.50 guys go get yourself some Maverick merch

damn I think that they did a better they've done a better job on the female merchandise definitely the male merchandise is just a bunch of goofy, stupid shit. Maverick Boxing Team. Man, they're just doing it right. I'm trying to be completely honest and not have my bias. They kind of just look like Walmart graphic tees.

Well, all of their guy shirts look like spread shirt designs. They all look very bad and very poorly designed. But when it gets to the girls stuff as i said those better those sweats it's much better i could see it's kind of like a h&m type shit when it when it gets to the girls i'm not willing to as far as to say it's good but i'll say it's better than the men's merch if i saw a girl wearing that and it didn't say maverick i'd be like oh those are some nice sweats They might be like okay that looks okay But if I saw that Maverick logo

Or the word Maverick or team Oh you're supporting them Jake Paul or whatever Do what you do Do you think they're going to die out after this year I don't know it's hard to say Because remember how big they were last year Yeah

And the year before that. And then, I don't know. They're doing a really good job in terms of publicity. Who's coming up next? Someone's going to supersede them eventually. No one's really taken their place as the YouTuber that's breaking the mold this year. But it's also because when people like that come around around it always causes the whole system to be changed. Like the rules of the system.

Yeah. And the algorithm and shit. So it's like it kind of like something different's got to happen. It could be us, man. We could become SoundCloud rappers. No. Start beef with everyone.

We're a... Spill the tea. We're the... Okay. If Logan and Jake Paul are the ones that are driving this YouTube yacht, we're the poor souls that have accidentally been caught in the propeller. And the propeller is stuck into our rib cage and it's spinning but also hooked into us and we're being dragged. We were just having a nice day out on the water in a shitty little dinghy that we saved up three months to buy.

And it's got a hole in it sorry I take that back Jake is the one that's in the propeller Logan's driving the boat Jake is in the propeller he's bleeding out blood's in the water then sharks come

which is like KSI and Keemstar and stuff and then you and I are kind of like the more timid predators of the sea that come in. We're the scavengers of the ocean. They just kind of pick up afterwards. Yeah, okay. Well, they ate their meal, but they left some trace. Yeah, exactly.

That's us. I was going to say that maybe if Jake is dead in the water, Logan is filming it and reacting to it and then putting it on YouTube and then saying, I didn't realize I needed to be human in that moment, I'm sorry. Oh man, speaking of uh... Guesses? Comments? Logan Paul?

Neither of those things. What do you think of the mustache, Ryan? It's coming in, it definitely is coming in. Have you dyed it yet? No, the dye comes in the middle. So I've been growing a mustache because I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna try, I'm gonna see if I can. So it's been like two, three weeks now.

Two and a half, three. Okay. And it's mostly there. It's just mostly blonde with a spattering of black or dark brown. So it just doesn't look very full. But when I dye it today, I'll send you a picture. You'll see it. You'll see the real deal, man.

Damn. You'll see this full mustache. I've gotten clean shaven for a bit, unfortunately. It's funny how the universe balances things out. I start growing a mustache and you accidentally shave yours off. Yeah. It's growing back. You see the stubble coming in. I see the stubble, yeah. It'll be like, my beard

will be back in form in about a week and a half. Wish I could fucking... Because I still have to deal with the annoyance of shaving. Every other day or so. It's just it doesn't come in it just looks like nasty scraggly uh leftovers of a man who like like like if i was in the bathroom my dad was shaving and like the fan blew some onto my face that's what it looks like okay so but i feel like

the mustache is starting to starting to fill out you know okay i just want to see what i look like with a mustache i want to i want to give it a give it a good shot now you've let me guess you've you've you've went on photoshop and you photoshopped a mustache onto your person absolutely i did okay i absolutely did because i wanted to i want to test the waters i want to see what it would look like wow i look hot and sexy and then i look interesting you know what it's kind of like it's kind of like those pictures where it's like the advertisement for like a big mac and then what you actually get it's like that the photoshop picture me with a mustache like damn that looks good and then the real picture me with the mustache is like when you actually open up your big mac and it's like all like

smashed probably the the mustache you probably photoshopped onto yourself was like coarse and it was very full and well-formed. I trimmed it a little last night because it was getting in my mouth, which that's how I know it's growing. I know my hair's growing because I can... Oh, yeah, you can put your bangs in your mouth. Yeah. Nice, dude. Nice. That's how I know how long my hair's getting.

Why don't you two lovely uncles it again? No. Shave that receding hairline in. No. Why don't you two lovely uncles it again? No. Shave that receding hairline in. No, I don't know why I haven't trimmed it or cut it yet. Like, this isn't like, it's not like, it's past the point to where, I wonder what I look like with long hair. Now I know. Now I think it's just out of pure laziness.

You could. I need to get a haircut or something. Go get it thinned out and trimmed a little bit. Yeah. Look real nice. Style it a little. Throw some product in that bad boy. Volumize it.

Matt. What? In the past 72 hours, I've had 18 donuts. Why'd you do that? I've had six donuts a night. Six a night? From where? Six a night.

From a donut place. I can't remember the name. You just go out and buy some and just... I can't eat six donuts in a day because my appetite won't let me. If I try, my stomach's like, nope, no more, you're full. I'll eat because I'm sad, and I'm sad because I'll eat. That's a predicament. Or like, what's the fat bastard quote?

Where is it? Is that from... It's from Austin Powers. That's what I thought. Did you know there's an Austin Powers club in Glendale? It's like a bar

that's themed after Austin Powers and it's apparently pretty expensive but I haven't seen the Austin Powers movies so I can't go. I need to binge them

and then I can go. Excuse me. I'm watching an Austin Powers scene. Because I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phone pick. I've not seen my willy in two years, which is long enough to declare legally dead.

I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy. I'm unhappy because I eat. Wait for it. It's a vicious cycle. Wait for it. I'm waiting. If you'll excuse me,

there's someone I have to get in touch with and forgive. Myself. That's good, that's classic shit, man. That is some classic shit. Right in his pants. Oh man, that's fucking gold. That's pretty fucking good. So that whole speech is me. Why don't you just, uh... Down to the fart. That speech is me. Why don't you just... Down to the fart. That speech is me. Pretty much.

Pretty much. Why don't you just... Instead of eat the donuts... Smell them? Yeah, just lick them. Lick them. And then wash your tongue off with water. Lick them and throw them away. Because you get the flavor, you just don't get the calories.

I got it. I got it. Lick the donuts to get the flavor and then chug a bottle of water so you're full. So you got the flavor you just don't get the calories here I got it I got it lick the donuts to get the flavor and then chug a bottle of water so you're full so you got the taste you got a full belly I think it's that whole thing of like sugar and stuff that tastes good gives you this fucking dopamine rush and makes you feel good

so if you're down you're just like you eat something and you're like ah yum and then after you eat you just feel like shit dude my acid reflux from eating six donuts a night has been awful jesus dude i feel like like i would just i've done that kind of shit before like a bag of candy before i go to bed and i wake up yeah have you done have you done half a dozen donuts i have not done in a span of 45 minutes i throw up probably just because i you know like i can't hold a lot of food i have no idea what's going on you know how I'm how I'm doing this I I got him I got something brewing how about every time before

you take a bite of a donut you have to text me and say I'm about to do it so then you get like my disapproval I just text you I about to do it yeah and then I'll say don't do it so then you go he about to do it question mark no not not no, no, no, no. How about, I imagine like you have the box of half a dozen donuts and you're holding your hand and you're like sweating. And then the little like devil and angel version of you pop up on your shoulders. And the devil's like, the devil version is super fucking like fat. And he's like, come on, Ryan, eat the donut. You know you want it.

And the angel's like, no, Ryan, it's bad for you. It'll clog your arteries. No, you're going to feel bad if you do it. And the little devil's like, come on, Ryan. What's one donut? And then you eat six. And then next thing you know, you got that acid reflux. I'm going to get fat again.

Get diabetes and die of clogged arteries. Now, you don't want the diabetes. That's one thing you don't want. I am not pre-diabetic, apparently, so that's good. Keep eating the donuts, you might become pre-diabetic. Yes, I know. Yeah. I could have just spawned like a pre-diabetic fucking fit in the

span of these past three days. What if you actually are like insanely diabetic but you just got the wrong, uh... Why are you slapping the microphone? It starts pointing in the center of my chest and not at my mouth. Sorry. It's looking at your heart right now.

It wants to hear your heart. Do you see how I have to sit on the couch to fucking like speak normally? You're like slouched down. You want to trade with me? No. Mine's propped up okay. It's fine. Matt, you're taller than me. This would be worse for you.

My posture's already shit, dude. My posture's so bad. It's like my- I've been trying to fix my posture it's hard man it is very hard it's not easy to fix a posture be easier to fix the the the the deficit than fix my posture my my posture is just like it's like a question mark it is it is not good actually it's more like a uh like a candy cane my posture it's like oh man what i can't wait for christmas i'm so excited for christmas i'm so excited for the holiday season so cheer cheer cheery and cheerful i think i love i think when it gets into october from october to december that's the best time of year oh absolutely i fucking love like october to december yeah got halloween yet there's

something good every month you know halloween each month has a different theme thanksgiving i mean like halloween is like this fun kind of like dark but still like basically it's just a month of fun and like there's still a bunch of decorations up stores decorate themselves and then you got thanksgiving which i personally don't care about much but i like the feeling of the pre-holiday it's like there's this just pre-holidays vibe november has it's like when you're about to leave your house to go on a vacation you know you're like you're like getting excited like oh it's coming up you know and you get fall candles and fall scented candles fall and christmas candles i can't get enough of them, man.

Especially Christmas tree candles. Fuck. November is when they actually start putting out the kind of decorations and shit. And then December hits and boom. Goes by like that. And then a new year starts. Then you get a week to reflect on the year. And then you get a brand new start.

And it's beautiful. It is beautiful. God, man. Well, 2019. You know, I thought, you know, 2018 sounded like a positive type of year. It's been one hell of a year so far. 2019 sounds like a shitty year, if I'm being honest. I'm excited for 2019.

I like the just 2019 has the just gives me this vibe of like shittiness. It just sounds like like bad. Yeah. Because maybe it's because it's like I'm I'm putting it together with like the eight when you turn 19. It's like, well, I'm no longer 18. 20 is what mattered. No one gives a shit about 19. And then 20 doesn't even matter that much.

It's 21 that matters. But 20 still sounds and looks nice. Yeah. 20 is like, wow, I'm not a teenager anymore 22 was the first year I felt like older I was like oh shit 22 feels older now than I'll try heading on 25 my friend

I will eventually one day I'll get there within the next two years you will be two years from now I will be heading on 25 I am heading on 25 currently so you are 25 going on 15. I still got another year, dude. You got a year.

You just turned 24. Exactly. You got a whole year being 24. Exactly. And then I'm going to be halfway through my 20s. And I'm going to be like, whoa. I feel like I turned 20 not that long ago. I know, man.

To quote the song Time. Stevie Ray Vaughan? No. To quote the song Time by Pink Ray Vaughan? No, to quote the song Time by Pink Floyd. Every year is getting shorter. Yeah, that's how it works because of, you know, your, what is it? Your perspective of time. Because you have more time that you've seen.

So, of course, it just, it's like stretching out the timeline in a premiere project. The more you add to it the kind of faster those little chunks look like. Do you remember like how long I would feel between like Christmas as a kid? Oh my god it's like a whole nother fucking year. It's like a lifetime

it was just like whoa it felt like I just went through years and years of shit. Do you remember how depressing December 26th was as a kid? And now it's just like, ah, it's whatever. Yeah. I fucking like, my favorite part of Christmas isn't Christmas, though. It's just the whole season.

Well, yeah, when I was younger, it was just Christmas Day. Yeah, now it's just the entire season. I love the music. Christmas music is like one of my favorite parts of Christmas. That and the smells, like Christmas tree smell, all that stuff. And just like, it's just nice seeing everyone. It's like a nice celebration for the end of the year. I love how Christmas music, like there won't be like, of course there'll be new-ish songs,

but there will never be new classics. They always play the same old shit. And I feel like even 50 years from now, it's still gonna be, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Like old Burl Ives stuff. Yeah, I love that shit. It i love that shit it's so good like so good it's the only time of the year where everyone like collectively listens to music from the 30s yeah like like old christmas music has such a such a charm to it welcome to the episode of super megacast where we talk about christmas in august

did frank sinatra have a christmas album of course he did i don't know that for a fact but i'm just saying of course he did because i you know he made a christmas album i'd be willing to place money on that here ryan here if he doesn't have a christmas album you can uh i'll go into the other room right now and yell whatever you want me to yell to all the guests in the office and then come back in if what if he doesn't have a christmas album or made Christmas music. No, you said album. Oh, I shot myself in the foot on that one. Frank.

Well, he had to put it on an album, right? No, it has to be a Christmas album. Yeah. But I mean like if he made Christmas music, it surely was on an album.

Damn it. Does he have a Christmas album? Christmas songs by Sinatra. There we go. You know, that dude was like in the mob. There's no way Frank Sinatra didn't have like extreme mob ties. If you look at him, he looks like a... He looks like he should have been a serial killer.

He was definitely... You know, like a very charming individual. He looks like a... Who's that douchebag Zac Efron is playing? John Wayne... No, that's the clown. John Wayne Gacy? John Wayne Gacy's the clown.

He's not playing Jeffrey Dahmer right oh Ted Bundy Frank Sinatra looks like a Ted Bundy type of dude I feel like he'd be the type of guy to do a beautiful set on stage go backstage do some coke and then shoot someone in the alleyway I bet he was just wrapped up in the mob he just seems like a mobster

there's some angles where mob. He just seems like a mobster. There's some, like, angles where he kind of just looks like a young Jack Nicholson. Let me see. Like, let me find that. Can I view a picture of the sweet man? This particular angle just looks like a young Jack Nicholson. Yeah, it does. His hat, why is he wearing his hat like that? Looks like a goofy motherfucker.

You should start wearing a hat like that. Like a fucking hat. That covers, like, 50% of your head. And the shadow goes across my face. And I always have my head cocked to the side with that smile. What is that like hat? What type of hat is that? It's not a fedora.

I don't know. It's not a trilby, is it? I don't know. Oh, look. And there's a smaller version of him to the left doing the same pose, like smiling even bigger. Oh, yeah. That's just zooming in on him. He's just zooming in.

He's like. He's doing his Christmas shopping. I had a Christmas album. What? You know this was big back then. Frank Sinatra and Nat King Cole. Wait, I think it's just a mix of the two.

I don't know if they ever did a song together. Oh, okay, never mind. I do like Nat King Cole's voice. It's very unique. So is Louis Armstrong. What's Nat King Cole's voice sound like? We know Louis Armstrong's voice, right?

Yeah. Does it sound like that? Hold me close and hold me tight. Is that what Nat King Cole sounds like? It's something like that. It's very unique. I don't remember exactly. I just remember I listened to it when I was younger and I was like, ooh.

Now this is a unique voice. Play yourself a little Nat King Cole. Okay. Experience it. a little Nat King Cole. Okay. Experience it. A little Nathan King Cole. Okay, I'm gonna just play this one. Play yourself something nice, Ryan. Ooh, that is smooth.

Ooh. You know what? I need to start listening more to this. I like listening to this music. Dude, like old jazz is fantastic. Yeah. I heard Miles Davis was a real asshole, though. More like Miles Gavis. You really got me with that one.

I don't know why that was so funny to me. Because it's so unfunny. It was so quick-witted, though. It was so unfunny, but so quick. I was like, Miles Gavis. More like Miles... Oh, I just shit my pants. That fart you just did on the podcast, Ryan, was very, very like, it sounded like an old car breaking down going.

It sounds like I was just, like I accidentally landed on a traffic cone. Yeah. And then I came in and farted. landed on a traffic cone yeah or if you're like i came in and farted in my and i'm not in my my asshole isn't isn't raspberry puckered waiting for a good old fart sound effect it sounded like if i took a handful of like dirt and just threw it against a wall and it just softly hit you're really you're really you're really letting them out on this podcast should i should i leave the room for a bit man i have had so many donuts that That's true. How do you feel? Like, when you wake up in the morning, do you just feel like... Awful. I feel awful.

Like, that's the thing. Should I leave the area? We'll take a break real quick. I actually have to use that restroom. Just calm down. Just relax. No, it smells awful. Yeah, I know, but I have to...

Well, that was fucking embarrassing. Well, let's recap. Let's recap. We're leaving the room yelling about the mess Ryan had just left within the proximity. And the moment we open the door, there's a talented team of guest animators touring the office right outside the door. So they heard us yelling about Ryan's flatulence. And then Ryan went to go empty himself. And immediately after Ryan had left the room.

And it smelled horrible. It was awful. Like a cloud. They all came in to the tour and shut the door behind them. And I was like, oh, for fuck's sake. Did they comment about it? No. But as soon as you went in the bathroom, they all just came in the room for a couple minutes.

And I was like, uh-oh. Here's maybe, I don't know what they said, but go through the audio. Maybe they commented on it Dude, maybe they did dude, but put a clip of them all that's gonna make me feel bad It's gonna make me feel bad if there was a good clip if there's a good clip. I'll put it in here This is the grump room A legendary space that smells like farts all the time I love all the art on the wall. Is it all, like, other people and stuff?

Uh, sure. Man, somebody fucking ripped one in here. I'm sorry. Anyway. I bet you Aaron probably should have said something to break the ice. Unless he farted too and was embarrassed and didn't want to. He was like, sweet, it's covered for me. That was something else, Ryan.

How was your trip to the loo it was intense intense I still feel it really those donuts really moving through you doing donuts inside you when you eat that much your shits are monumental I bet

and I'm not just trying to talk about shit just to be like haha funny shit but when you eat like shit, you're not gonna have a fun time in the restroom. You get out what you put in, right? Basically, all this is a lesson to people who eat through their emotions, or don't eat.

Eat healthy. I felt so much better when I was only drinking, like, water and, you know, ditched sodas. You can do that, though. You can start right now. Of course. I've been trying to do it. I've been counting my calories. Hey, you brought a water bottle in. I did.

I haven't taken a sip yet. Hey, you know what's interesting? So I hear about, like... I just got to show you something. Like what you told me, how, like, when you're anxious or stressed out or sad, you eat. That's how many calories I had of food the Monday.

That's, like, three days of mine. I just don't eat that much. That's the thing. Like, when I get anxious or depressed or something, I actually don't eat. I do the Monday. That's like three days of mine. I just don't eat that much. That's the thing, like when I get anxious or depressed or something, I actually don't eat. I do the opposite. I don't get hungry. I switch between the two, but mostly I think I have found that food just, as I said, it's that like sudden rush of just like, ah, this is nice.

Yeah, well, I know that it's like a lot of things. It's like a, not a coping thing, but like a way to deal with anxiety. And that's how a, not a coping thing, but like a way to deal with anxiety. And that's how, like, I've never had that though. I guess I have my own ways of dealing with stress. But like when I get anxious, my appetite like dies. I actually wish it was the other way around so I could put some weight on.

Yeah. I wish we could just trade that. So it's like when you're anxious, you don't eat. And when I'm anxious, I just. But that's the thing. Back in high school, when I was a sad boy, one of my first breakups, I just wouldn't eat and when i'm anxious i just that's the thing i've back in high school when i was a sad boy uh one of my first breakups i just wouldn't eat i was never hungry and then happened to get in college i got really sad and i just didn't eat i wasn't hungry it's like i go through these stages of i i i either cope with however i'm feeling with eating a shit ton or

not eating at all and i guess this is just one of those times where I'm just eating a shit ton actually like the one thing that makes me more unhungry is breakups like when I like I try to eat cause I'm like I need to eat but like I just can't do it you're just so fucking I guess there's just a difference

between raw pure sadness and then just kind of like just overarching depression and anxiety and stuff the only i i feel like that raw pure sadness either when someone dies or a breakup yeah that's when i feel it or when uh yeah when my when i get spanked for being a bad boy yeah that just sends me into spiraling sadness do you get spanked as a kid? Uh, should I say? Do people still spank their kids? I don't, I want to say like as

a little boy I was popped a few times on my like cushion diaper. And as an adult you were popped on your cushion diaper a couple times. When your mom comes to visit she'll bend you over her lap and pop you with a wooden spoon on the diaper. She wears like a little mask, It's weird, but...

Ryan, how much money would I have to... Like, what would I have to do to get you to wear a diaper for a week and only shit in it and not take it off? Is there anything I could do? I don't think so. I'd get an infection. Yeah, probably.

You'd probably, like, go septic and die. Yeah, I couldn't change my no you can change at the end of each day every 24 hours you get one diaper change how much money would you give it doesn't have to be money it could be anything i can buy you six donuts oh worth it god i don't know like a like a car the thing is i have to like take out a loan to get you a new car these never work because the opportunity is not actually there. But what if it was? It's not.

What if this is the opportunity right now? What if me saying this is the opportunity... Are you a millionaire and I don't know it? I wish, but I can take out a loan for this. It's worth it to me. This is really worth it to me, man. I haven't been this passionate about something in years. Dude, if you gave me like $200,000

I'd do it. But you can't tell anyone else. So like people will smell it all day around the office. Yeah, that's fine. We'll sign like an NDA so you can never bring it up. Yeah. So everyone was like, remember that week Ryan just smelled like shit? If you get a loan for $200,000 and give it to me, I'd fucking do it.

What a loss for me. Because I have to pay it back plus interest just to see you walk around in your own shit for a week. Okay. Can I get a lawyer and we can work something out? Yeah, do whatever you need. Come into a lawyer.

What can I help you with today? I actually have a bit of something you can help me with. See, I want my friend to shit in a diaper for a week and I'm willing to give him $200,000 I already know what this thumbnail is going to be I have it just in my head please not you with a full diaper

is that what you were thinking of? it was going to be me with a full diaper eating a shit ton of donuts it's not a bad thumbnail as long as no doodoo is shown no no Don knows not to show any doodoo Don's a smart boy looking disgusted. It's not a bad thumbnail. Right? As long as no doo-doo is shown. No, no. Don knows not to show any doo-doo. Don's a smart boy.

Have you seen the new trailer for season two of American Vandal? No, I didn't know it was out. American Vandal doesn't come out until like September 7th. I know the trailer was out, but did you know the trailer for season four of Narcos is out

and has been for like eight months? The teaser? What? Yeah. Eight months? Yes. I had no idea. It was uploaded in like February or something.

Is it the same people that are still in it? Yeah. It takes place in Mexico now. Is it season four? Yeah. That show is fantastic, by the way. Except it's kind of sad what happened because remember they went to the new season in Mexico and they sent a location scout and the cartel killed him.

Oh, yeah. That's crazy. I'm glad they were a location scout and the cartel killed him. Oh, yeah. That's crazy. I'm glad they were still able to produce the show. I love the music and stuff that they have in there. The theme song to Narcos is fantastic. The whole opening sequence is great. Ooh, Michael Peña's still there. Yeah, Michael Peña.

He's the main character, I think. Now they're taking on the cartels in Juarez. I want to go to Mexico. I've never been to Mexico. It seems like a very cool place. I'd like to go to I should just drive down to Tijuana. It's alright. Mexico's pretty nice. You've been twice? I've been once. Once. Looks like fun. Remember that one time

like Tucker just like, we came home and we're like, hey Tucker, where are you? He's like, oh I went to Mexico. I'll be back tomorrow. To be able to do that, that dude further backing up my theory that tucker is a drug mule and has not told any of us tucker's a lucky man he can just get up and go when he pleases absolutely the trip the random trips to like peru and chile and mexico like there's no way tucker isn't running drugs for a cartel that we have no idea about like he made some he made some bad some bad choice

when he was in college and now he's stuck with it. He has to keep running drugs back and forth between the South American countries. If that came out, I wouldn't be in shock. I'd be surprised, but I wouldn't be in shock. The pieces were there. We just had to look. He's fucking working for robot Pablo Escobar.

Just a cyborg version. Just yells cyborg version. Just yells at him in Spanish and makes him run 20 kilos of coke in his little car. Oh, Tucker. Tucker, Tucker, Tucker, man. Tucker, I hardly know her. That's Tucker's laugh.

But I can never tell when he's serious because he'll do He does that one too. So Tucker's laugh but I can never tell when he's serious he does that one too so Tucker's laugh and his fake laugh are exactly the same I think we talked about it on the podcast didn't we when he was on here but I always laugh is the same as his fake laugh and I can never tell when he does that laugh did I actually amuse him or is he patronizing me

what is he doing so I just get very tense and I pull out my bullwhip and I crack him across the face you're like watch it son speaking of which I was at medieval times and I pull out my bullwhip and I crack him across the face. You're like, watch it, son. Speaking of which, I was at Medieval Times and this dude walked out and cracked a whip. Those things are loud as fuck. Like whips, whips are loud things.

I was shocked by how loud a whip is. I've never seen someone crack one. All I can say, man, like getting a whip to the face, not a fun time. Have you, you've taken, how many whips have you taken to the face? Like, is it, well, did you deserve them first off? Between six and twelve, at least. Between six and twelve. I black out because it hurts so bad, but. What's the worst pain you've ever felt?

Speaking of which. I feel like being whipped would be the worst pain. Above everything you've ever felt. Doesn't that make you sad? Who is that? Is that George Lopez? That's George Lopez, dude. What the fuck?

I know. Sorry, Ryan just showed me a picture of a heavyset man with a gray beard and weird glasses. Apparently it's George Lopez. I could see that smile. It took you a minute. It took you a minute to get there. It was the smile that really gave it away. Wait, okay.

Correct me if I'm wrong. And the hilarious jokes. Behind him, is that the King Taco logo? It is. It's the King Taco logo. Is it? It is, yeah. No way. 100%. Why is, behind him, is that the King Taco logo? It is, it's the King Taco logo. Is it? It is, yeah. No way!

100%. Why is he behind? Seriously, what the hell, though? Why does George Lopez look like that now? Does he not do Lopez Tonight anymore? Or the George Lopez show? I don't think so. His nightly show?

Can I show you one of my favorite fucking pictures that I found recently? Do you just have a collection of George Lopez phones? No. Setting Fortnite boundaries. I like the picture they edited for it. How to keep your kid from getting too crazy about games like Fortnite. Like a depressed kid with like a Fortnite character looking at him. Pointing a gun at him.

Yeah. What the hell? What? I find weird like stuff like that on the internet every now and then. I really enjoy it. I just don't need to play Fortnite for the first time. There's this one. Luigi Dad.

I don't like that. I don't like Luigi Dad. That's a good one. Remember when Squidward Dad. Remember when that was a big meme Luigi dabbing. That's a good one. Remember when Squidward dabbed? Remember when that was a big meme? Squidward did the dab in the parade. Remember when we went crazy? I laughed my ass off when I saw that. The first time I saw it, I did laugh my ass off as well.

I'll always love that I have this. Is that Keemstar smoking a blunt? Yes. Wearing all red? Yep. He's a Fortnite player now, right? Is he? I think that's what he does now. I think he's shifted more from shit dude that's a picture I photoshopped of Don

with his arm around a big penis Don had his arm around his friend in a picture and I I just photoshopped a big penis in place it's pretty convincing too I was proud of that photoshop job unfortunately I can't talk about that image you just showed me.

Conservative memes are my favorite memes. Like baby boomer memes. I love them, dude. I love them. They're so good. I follow this Twitter called Cursed Boomer Pictures and it's just like great memes and tweets from baby boomers

and they're all like that. It's a great Twitter account to follow. They're so, so bad. I'll always, this is always still going to be one of my favorite pictures ever. That's not real, is it?

I love that. I wish you could show this. It's a, it's a, it's like a 60 year old man sitting in a, in a hall, like a, like a dining hall.

I don't know. He's outside at a restaurant I think. And he's sitting with some blue jeans on with a big hole in them and his penis just sticking out the front. That's a sizable penis, dude. I know. Is that real? Is that not a fake penis? I don't know.

All I know is I see a hole in his pants. Can you send me that picture? Yeah, I'll send it to you. That's a great picture. Speaking of big penises. Yeah, what's up, dude? There's only one more episode left of Sacha Baron Cohen's new show. And on the last episode, he went and like he played that like resistance character and he wanted to like experience childbirth. So he goes on like a childbirth table with this like like healing guy. It's Neera, dude.

Yeah, Neera. And they show like where he's going to deliver the baby from. And he has like a fake penis sticking out of his pants and it's massive I thought that was so funny what what the hell where do you get these pictures Ryan the hell is that here's a really good

one what is this one I can't guys just just use your imagination and imagine what we were if someone wants to animate this they can they can put whatever pictures they want for us to be looking at

yeah I'm sorry I honestly can't put these up on screen I mean I'm enjoying the pictures you're showing me where did you get all these and why have you not been sending these to me

I've been screen capping them whenever I find them on the internet Ryan and I have this thing where we always text each other like really bad conservative memes

that were clearly this one I found on Facebook I think we talked about this on the podcast like and share equals yes it's jesus the one the one about the one with jesus being like brutally crucified he's covered in blood and it's like what does it say are you thankful for what i've done like and share equals that sounds like an abusive relationship are you thankful for what i've done like covered, covered in blood? Like, Jesus Christ was in that picture. My God, dude.

Sacrificed himself for us. The Christ, man. The Christ. I didn't ask him to. You know, I made a Jesus Facebook page when I was in middle school. When I was in 8th grade, I made, like, a Jesus Facebook page and I got some likes. I also made a Facebook page called a Like This If You Never Plan On Doing Pot. Isn't that a song?

Jesus Freak? Yeah. I'm almost certain. That sounds like a song.. Isn't that a song? Jesus Freak? Yeah. I'm almost certain. That sounds like a song. I'm going to look it up. Jesus Freak song. We're changing the name of Super Mega to Jesus Freaks. Hey, guys, welcome back to Jesus Freaks. This has been a good podcast so far.

You know what I'm saying? It's what? This has been a good podcast. Just looking at pictures that no one can see. By the Newsboys. Oh, the Newsboys, dude. Oh, I can feel the Jesus within me. Oh, but you know this one

No Is it the one from God's Not Dead? Hurry up I hope the newsboys don't copyright strike this podcast Okay, you know what? If the newsboys were to copyright strike this Surely alive He's living on the inside

Roaring like a lion God's not dead Copyright strike this. Surely alive. He's living on the inside. Roaring like a lion. God's not dead. He's surely alive. He's living on the inside. Roaring like a lion. Imagine if they copyright strike this for that. And I'd be like, we were just trying to spread the word.

And you made this about money. That's why I don't feel bad about using Christian music when I do Twitch streams. Because it's like, what are these Christians going to do do try to take money from someone who's spreading spreading the good word of god around no i i want it i wanted to like do a sketch one or like there's this idea i didn't know what i was going to turn it into but my whole thing was like what if like someone was just trying to use like the christian like a christian band songs or something and then the christian band sues them because it's like hey you're using our songs in this but we're spreading the word well it's not about uh it's well uh because it's um it's my intellectual property isn't it God's word

oh yeah just like that shit do you ever realize people sell bibles and make millions off of that they're selling someone else's writings. Do you think it's possible you and I could like, since it's public domain. I knew you were going to say it, dude. And that's a great idea. Could we do that? Because we both came to that conclusion we have to do. By the way, I was in Melrose.

Because it's public domain, right? The Bible is public domain. God owns the Bible, I guess, right? Who owns the rights to the Bible? Does anyone own the rights to the Bible? I don't think so. I think it's like Robin Hood where it's rights to the Bible? Does anyone own the rights to the Bible? I don't think so. I think it's, like, Robin Hood, where, like, it's just in the public domain. Robin Hood's in the public domain? That's why studios keep making

movies about it. Really? Yeah. Who fucked up there to get that in the public domain? I don't know. It's an old fucking story. Just, like, probably Beowulf is in the public domain, for all I know. Shit, dude. Yeah, I mean, like, how do you have a copyright on something that's like thousands of years old you know you buy it i guess so you

snatch it up i mean people people own land that's been here for i love that it's like land has been here for billions of years or whatever this is mine sorry millions and millions of years six thousand years to be exact yeah sorry and some guys just like it's mine now and now you gotta pay for it it's like what like i get it it's kind of goofy it's like i get it like the thing is we're not this isn't like an anti oh oh don't buy land evil rich people blah blah blah i i just think it's a weird way to think of it it absolutely is like no it's same with like like selling water you know yeah like no one owns water but they still sell it and you like you like you're like water's not free right thanks it's like wow what next

in california they're gonna make us start paying for air dude i love all the california joke dude i don't see any... What's bad about living in California? I fucking love California. Other than that it sucks when it comes to traffic. And it sucks with the heat. But other than that, like, honestly, moving from South Carolina to California, I thought it was going to be this, like, crazy, like,

like what you hear about on, like, the news. And it's not. It was fine. Well, you and I aren't fucking crazy coke addicts well one of us yeah i do a lot of cocaine you should try crack sometime it's a fun it's a fun experience it's not really a fun experience the poor man's well i wouldn't know if it's a fun experience or not crack cocaine cocaine yeah what about crack cocaine oh crack which is just dirty cocaine how about ryan is that just like coke mixed?

It's coke with like baking soda and something else. It's just impure coke. It's just coke that they don't have the actual shit for, so they're like, let's mix it in. How about instead of six donuts a night, one bowl of crack. One rock of crack every night. Instead of six donuts, cut it down. You get one rock of crack. Much you get instead of six donuts cut it down you get one rock of crack much better for you than donuts okay i wonder like if there's a way to figure out like

how many donuts is equal to the detriment to your health that like how how much how much is one rip of crack off of a crack pipe compared to like in terms of like donuts in terms of how bad it is for you so you're talking like caloric intake and health and that instance just like health for your blood your your heart okay your brain i can tell you right now my cholesterol is probably pit like just awful it's just like come on man eat honey nut cheerios i have high blood pressure so i'm sure eating six donuts a night hasn't been helping i mean if you cut you cut yourself or squirt out 20 feet? You want to test it? Yeah.

Okay. Let's get scissors around here somewhere. What if we jokingly did and you actually just shot blood everywhere? Man, I hate bleeding, man. You cut yourself and it's just like, ah, here we go. Here we go again. Talking about the rain and mulling over things. And don't look past today.

Will we reach around the truth? Time was not his friend. This might be my last chance to tell him that you love him. This might be my last chance to tell him that you love him. I don't know that song, but I was trying to sing along. Do you know it, though? What? It's about a guy who needs to tell this dude that's an atheist that God loves him before he dies of cancer. I don't know that song, but I was trying to sing along. Do you know it, though? Mm-mm. What? It's about a guy who needs to tell this dude that's an atheist that God loves him before

he dies of cancer. I don't know that one. Yeah. Shit, I gotta catch up on my Christian song. Come on, Matt. I mean, I got the lyrics wrong, but the general themes are there. The themes are there. You know what song always makes my mom cry every time it comes on the radio?

She's just in tears. Hood rat, hood rat, hoochie mama. My mom's just like no it's uh every christmas taking it back to christmas the one about the kid that wants to buy the shoes for his stupid mom yeah i wanna buy these shoes for my stupid mom uh my mom like will be driving like i'll look over and she'll like tears in her eyes with a tissue i'm like every time mom you know it's coming like change the channel like you already know the punchline the mom's gonna be sick and she needs shoes that song actually is pretty sad sorry i just i just gotta i just gotta snap i just gotta snapchat because i still every now and then i check like the fan snapchat

quote unquote and uh one of one of the people is just like i i had one of your podcasts on in the background of me working and my brand new boss just heard some shit about barb being a penis for like 10 minutes okay well that's your fault for playing our podcast out loud out loud at your new job why would you think that's a good idea i don't know why like that's okay i was just playing uncensored rap music at my new job and they said a bad word like what that's not our fault i know that's really funny well thanks for supporting us yeah thanks for listening to the podcast maybe the boss is a fan now yeah i like the people that talk about like how they're like they'll be listening to the podcast and their parents will walk in and it's just like the worst thing from each episode plays right then.

What did we talk about in this? You talked about shitting yourself and farting a lot. Eating a bunch of donuts. I played a fat bastard clip. It's a lot of good stuff. We sang some Christian rock. Let me actually, let me add, let me sing that song. Can I buy these shoes for my mother, please?

Ba-da-bum-bum. Something in it, something in it. Bum-bum-ba-dum-bum-bum. Hurry, please. Daddy says there's not much time. Not much time. If something in shoes

will make her night, something in the candlelight. Kiss my mom and suck her toes tonight. That's the part that makes my mom cry. She's like, it's so touching how the son will suck his mother's toes in the hospital bed. I got a surprise for you, Matt. Is he already in a fart again? No.

What's the surprise? Okay, ready for this? Yeah. Okay, three, two, one. Thank you, everybody, for listening and tuning into the podcast. We thank you for your support. You know, make sure you follow our socials. We're getting a little more vocal on there.

Hell, yeah. So, you know, make sure you follow us on Twitter. That's essentially the main one you need. Well, Instagram. We're going to kick that back in here. Yeah, we want to. So maybe just go ahead and follow our Instagram. It's SuperMegaShow.

The only picture we have on there is a picture of Matt and I. Damn it, Ryan. What? Nothing. You do that and you're subjecting potentially hundreds of thousands of people to listen to your flatulence. Well, maybe if I didn't eat fucking six donuts a night, I wouldn't have this problem on the podcast. So maybe this is me needing to get healthy. It's like an intervention. Yeah. Ryan farting on the podcast. So maybe this is me needing to get healthy. It's like an intervention.

Ryan farting on the podcast is a cry for help. Exposing our guests in the office. My mom hears those farts and she cries because she knows it's a true sign of struggle in me. Because I'm her son and she knows me so well. Also, not only that, you're exposing me to them. I'm right here next to you. Maybe I hate

your guts. I hate your guts because of what's coming out of them fuck dude no because of what's coming out of them oh but uh isn't that also crazy real quick i'm gonna throw this in just to think about that chris brown that's that is crazy very crazy actually but the power you have where you you're literally subjecting like a hundred thousand people to the sound of your flatulence i can do whatever i want all right guys see you next week Thank you.