supermegashow - EP 106 - Freaky Dreams

Episode Date: September 12, 2018

We talk nightmares, Cosby in jail, and Matt goes solo. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Oh man, it's another one of these. Ain't it, Ryan? It's another one of these, buddy. And I yelled to the cab, yo Holmes, go Gators. I looked at my Florida team and they were finally there to win the football cup in Bel Air. The football cup? Who's winning the cup? Who's winning the big football cup?

But sorry, what was your question? I was just saying, I was just saying it's another podcast episode. It is another podcast episode. Another day, another dollar, another podcast episode. Hell yeah, baby. Episode 106. Welcome to the Super Mega Podcast. I am Matt Watson. And I'm Ryan McGee. And we're here to watch Super Mega. Yeah, watching

Super Mega, baby. Well, guys, thank you for tuning in. Today, we got some very important things we want to talk to you guys about, including, but not limited to, seven ad reads, out okay including but not limited to seven ad reads uh why we're ending the channel okay and why you should uh not be consuming high quantities of water on a daily basis or copper or copper copper's not good for you you know what baffles my mind no that you can like die from drinking too much water you can drown yourself essentially yeah what, yeah. What's it like? Hyperhydro... What's it called? Hyperhydrolysis? Hyperhydration?

Remember there was like that contest like 10 years ago, hold your wee for a wee. And it was like a water drinking contest. And that woman drank too much. Hold your wee for a wee? No, hold your wee for a wee. Hold your wee for a wee.

And... Hold your wee for a wee. Yeah, exactly. Oh, wow. Okay. And she drank too much water and died. It's her fault. What?

She was in a Wii contest. No one told her the warnings. Yeah, that is true. I was about to say, it was like, well, I can't blame her. It's definitely the, I don't know,

is it Nintendo's fault? The contest. For creating such a good console that someone would put themselves through such excruciating internal pain to win one? Do you think it's painful to die of hyperhydration?

I would believe so, yes. I wonder what it feels like, you know? Not good. Because I know how dehydration feels. What does hyperhydration feel like? I just feel like you just, like a lot of cramps and just a lot of internal pain. You just feel bad. Man, I can't even run, I cannot run like 10 feet without getting a side cramp.

And I don't know why. So people in the comments, if you can help me out with that, so I can run and do aerobic exercises without getting terrible splitting side cramps please help me out here please i need to run to my car real fast to grab something next thing you know i'm on the ground and there's blood everywhere and my sides are hurting so bad but you know one of the like one of the parts of running that does feel good is you know when you're running lost and your chest starts to just burn and you're like, it starts to get heavy and it feels like you're having a mini heart attack.

Your body eventually, like within five minutes, just gives you a second wind. Oh yeah. All of a sudden like running is just like, yep, this is just what I'm doing now. It's that runner's high, dude. Yeah. I love runner's high. But it sucks to get there. Oh yeah.

But once you're there. Especially for me. It's just like, ah. Who smokes and is just overweight in general. You're just like, I did it. I made it to the good point of running and now i can just run forever yeah now i can just run and just i basically i you run until you get bored of it right yeah it's like it's like you you run jog would be a better description of what we do yeah like like a brisk a brisk jog i think that

like running it goes like you start and then for like 10, 15 seconds, like, oh, it's pretty good. And then it's like, oh, going downhill. This sucks. This does not feel good. This hurts. Oh, my God. And then you push past that. And then it's like, boom, I'm in heaven.

Did the game music just come through? The TV just played a sound from Bioshock 2, didn't it? Controller has been disconnected. Please reconnect controller. All right. Well, we don't need it for the podcast. So I ain't got to worry about that. But, Ryan, what's put on your mind, buddy?

How you been? Been all right. Just chilling with my dog, playing video games with my boy Justin, actually. Yeah, yeah. I've been playing a lot of Gears of War. Nice brother. Halo, man, you know. Just really gaming it out.

Halo, man? I love that game, dude. Halo man You know Halo man I love that game dude Can we get a follow up from last weeks podcast Oh about The donuts I have not had a donut in a while Are you serious I think I just tired myself

It's pretty easy to tire yourself out of donuts If you have them for like 3 days straight And you eat a whole half dozen That's true I just went to 85 Degrees, which is that like Chinese Chinese, right? Taiwanese? Yeah, it's so fucking good. And it's like

Chinese bakery. It's some Asian bakery, but they have like Is Din Tai Fung Taiwanese then? Yes, I think Din Tai Fung is Taiwanese, which is also a delicious Asian restaurant. Taiwan. But it's like, oh my god, they have so many pastries and types of bread. I went Deng Tai Fung is Taiwanese, which is also a delicious Asian restaurant. Tai Fung. But it's like, oh my God, they have so many like pastries and like types of bread. I went there and I just like loaded up a tray and just like, I mean like the worst

part is they save some stuff for the checkouts. You're checking out and you're like, give me those lemon cakes. Just throw them in. They have, I love their egg tarts. Oh, I got two of them. I like the, what are the, it's the ones with the like hot dogs and there's some sort of jam. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like cheese and all that. Basically everything they have is delicious. oh I got two of them it's the ones with the hot dogs and there's some sort of jam yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like cheese and all that

basically everything they have is delicious I don't think you can go wrong with anything oh man I had a guava tart for breakfast this morning well okay so here's the thing I was like I'm gonna wake up early today and like get some shit done so I woke up at 8.15

and I made myself some coffee and then i i got some breakfast and i like ate half of it and i was like you know it's only 8 20 i could probably no one else in my apartment's awake right now and we're all gonna wake up soon in a bit i could just go to sleep a little more and then i woke up at like 11 30 i could just go to sleep it sucks i was so mad at myself too i was like god damn it do you love when it happens and like you wake up and it's like a little bit early it's like nine it's like oh sweet i i actually don't have to like be awake right now or anything and then you just kind of fall back asleep and uh completely defeated the bam it's 2 p.m the whole

good feeling that you had like because that's the thing you woke up and the first feeling you felt was good it was like oh it's gonna be a good day i'm awake at a good time you know what i got all this time you know what i feel so good i'm gonna reward myself with a little more sleep and then like you brought it down to like a regular day and then you wake up and you're like fuck man now i feel awful if i stay up until like i think any time past 3 30 my next day feels awful and i used to be i used to stay up until like, I think any time past three 30, my next day feels awful. And I used to be able, I used to stay up until like four or five every night and I didn't have an issue, but I don't know if it's cause I like, I just don't stay up that late anymore. But now when I stay past three 30, dude, well, what's late for you?

Like when do, okay. How about this? Give me a, what do I consider late? What, not even that you consider late. Okay. Give me this. What you consider late and what is your average? I'm sorry.

Bedtime. I consider three to be late. Three is late. What's your average bedtime? You would say these days. Average bedtime is probably between one and two. Okay. Usually I think my average bedtime is probably like one 45,

usually one 45. I'm in bed okay for me i i would say if i see like i see up no gotcha you almost shit yourself then you squirt squirted right we don't want a recreational last week no we don't. We do not. Luckily, there's no one. No guests here today. No guests. Thank the Lord. For me, late is like five. That's early. But if I'm usually in bed around like anywhere between 2.30 and 3.15. Yeah. And then I stay up on my phone and I usually probably have fallen asleep between 3.30 and 4.

That's brutal, man. You still get to work before me a lot of days. Wow. That's, I don't know what it is about my body, dude. I just like, even if I get like 10 hours of sleep, I can't get out of bed. It's hard. I don't know if it's habits or if it's like just how I am. My sister and mom are the same way though.

So I don't know if it's like a genetic thing. Do you want to hear what my tactic is as of late i'm not gonna say on the podcast now people are just gonna guess what you think i do to wake up or help me wake up do you masturbate people are gonna think it's masturbate but it's not what is it what i do is that sounds so awful and i'm awake anyways so that's what i do i mean it forces you to get up yeah it does force me to get up. Basically, you know what? I'll say it. I set up some kind of Saw-inspired trap, and it breaks Lego's legs if I don't get up by a certain time.

Really fucked up that you would do that. It works for me. If it works, it works. I'm not one to argue with a good thing. One Yelp's good. Two Yelps is no good. You hear the first Yelp, and you're like, ah, five more minutes. And then you hear two Yelps, and you're like, uh-oh.

No, you know what you know it's a good way to define what's what's too late when my mom starts texting me because she's already awake on the east coast then i'm like okay i should probably go to bed now oh really my mom like just wakes up in the middle of the night and will be like hope you're doing well like really what are you doing she's having dreams about you man dude i had one of the worst fucking... Wet dreams of your life. I wish it was a wet dream. It would have been better.

Did I tell you this? I had a dream where I was... What was I doing? Okay, I went to go somewhere to eat or some shit like that. And I parked my car in the parking lot and I go into the restaurant. And I go into the restroom to wash my hands and shit and pee and then i look down and there's this like sore on the head of my dick and then it starts to get bigger and bigger and starts to dissolve the head of my dick and it's because i saw there's this news where in england or something i saw that yesterday

it's a penis dissolving std, essentially. It dissolves penises! Brand new! I was in KFC last night, and I saw on the TV on the news, the little ticker on the news was like, huge outbreak of STD in the UK, like 2.6 million cases. And I'm like, woo! Wrap it up! So in the dream, I'm like, ahhh! Because when you're in a dream, that's your reality. Yeah, yeah.

So that's what it is. That's terrifying, man. My penis is dissolving before my eyes. That is like a terrifying reality, man. So I run out into the parking lot and my car's towed. Really? Yeah. To make matters even worse.

Words cannot describe when I woke up how happy I was. Oh, it's the best feeling when you wake up from like a bad dream and you realize you're safe in your bed. And you're like, oh, it's not real. I'm like, my car's in the lot and my penis was looking as fine as ever. As fine as ever. As fine as Ryan's penis could ever look. Which is... It's okay. It's admirable.

Yeah, it's admirable. Well, not admirable. It's more admirable. Yeah, admirable. That's probably the better word. Honestly, I feel like having bad dreams is all worth it just for that feeling of relief you get when you wake up. Well, not admirable. It's more admirable. Yeah, admirable. That's probably the better word. Honestly, I feel like having bad dreams is all worth it just for that feeling of relief you get when you wake up. Because that feeling is so good.

And I'm like, oh. That's the thing about being an adult. I tend to not like good dreams now. Because then I wake up and I'm like, damn it. Well. But a bad dream. It's a perspective dream. Because your brain just has to like because there's a moment when you wake up where like you open your eyes and like i was just like my dick my car

wait a second it snapped all at once it was like that was just a dream yes yes i uh like that it's that one specific like five second feeling where you realize it's a dream and then you roll over in bed and you're like now, now I'm going to get some nice sleep. Now that's out of the way. That dream is over. I'm not going back into it. And then sometimes you go right back into the dream, and you're like, no! That's never fun.

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There's two, right? The one with the witch boiling my dad in a cauldron. And then there's one where I was just, I, it was, it was a very simple dream. It was just me being chased by a polar bear in the Arctic.

That's terrifying. Yeah. That's so scary. It was just me being chased by a polar bear in the Arctic. That's terrifying. Yeah. That's so scary. Mine was, my big scary one was I was falling down a hole. I think I was like five and I was falling down like a hole, like a very narrow hole, just like falling to this like bottomless pit. And then out of the sides, like the walls of the hole, there were just like arms like jetting out and like punching me and slapping me as i was

falling and grabbing me and ripping my hair out and when i hit the bottom and i'm in this like small chamber at the bottom of this like sounds like a dante thing it was terrifying in this chamber and this like i might have talked about this before i don't remember but it's like this like mass started floating in front of me and it was like a like some like horror body horror like creature with like a bunch of eyes and like fly wings and like things hanging and it was like a like some like horror body horror like creature with like a bunch of eyes and like fly wings and like things hanging down it was just floating in front of me it was terrifying and then like it's like if you poured out a can of like campbell's soup and it was like floating in zero gravity but scarier that's terrifying right um and then i woke up and i

had a fever it's a fever dream but when i woke up it was still in my room in real life i was like hallucinating it or some shit. And I screamed at the top of my lungs. It was terrifying. I still remember it. My mom had to come in and cradle me. Let me suck up on her breast for a little nourishment to make me feel better. How old were you?

14. But yeah, I mean, that's one of my biggest ones. What other nightmares have I had that are recurring? I have a tsunami one that I get every year or two. And everyone else in my family gets it. Is it possible? No, I've had it for years but it's like, it's kind of creepy because I brought up this dream at a family dinner once and everyone

was like silently like, I have that dream too. Word for word. And I was like, oh shit. Uh oh. It runs in the family. It's like, maybe my family is predicting a massive east coast tsunami. The doctor said tsunami dreams run in the family. It looks like your son's going to have those tsunami dreams too, looking at your DNA results. Oh God, doctor, no!

It was scary though. I'm at like a beach house, having like a family cookout. And then like all the water sucks out. And then a massive tsunami comes. And then the house is like floating in the middle of the ocean. I just picture, Matt, the moment you were born. Beautiful, Matt. Sparkling little baby little baby came out of

your mother, except the doctor was like, Oh, I'm sorry to say that your boy will be below average weight, which means he can, there's a lot of health risks that go for him in the future. His feet are all gangly and weird. And I'm just getting personal. and he has the tumor the size of an apple on his head and i don't think he's gonna live past the age of 12 if we don't do anything right now and your dad looks at the doctor horrified and then says yeah but is he gay can you run any tests?

The doctor's like, no, I'm not sure you heard what I said. Oh, I heard you perfectly, doctor. But is he gay? He's like sweating at the brow. No, no, no. The doctor's like, Mr. Watson, as you know, being gay is a choice. Unless he chooses to be gay, he won't be gay. I love that

being gay is a choice god look what the liberals have done to us man look at what look at what they've done man they've really done a number on super mega not my super mega not hashtag not my super mega super mega can't meme dude no

mm-mm wait did you see? I don't know where I saw it, but I saw like a screenshot that they were Tobuscus commenting on a Ben Shapiro video, and he was like, Ben Shapiro owns. No way. I have it. Wait, wait. You sent me it. Yeah, I sent it to you.

What's the exact message? It was really, really funny. It was, it's just a screenshot of a Tobuscus comment on a Ben Shapiro video, and it says, Ben Shapiro is a legend. 32 minutes ago. 187 upvotes. I want to hang this up in my room. Can we put this on our

set that we haven't announced yet that we're working on that maybe people will see soon? We're going to finish it up really soon. It's going to be real soon. Tucker's just been holding us back. Tucker keeps breaking all the furniture on the set and shit. He has a bad day and he smashes everything. He rips all the lights down.

Real frustrating. He gets angry with us pretty often. Yeah, and last time was the big straw when he shit on the couch on the set. Yeah. And he rubbed it around. And then he tried to blame it on Susie. But I know that wasn't Susie's shit. Because we have a whole deal.

Because she doesn't smear it. She just throws it all over the walls. If only people knew we weren't joking. God, she's got to stop doing that, man. Jesus Christ. Come in the recording room to record a, she's got to stop doing that, man. Jesus Christ. Come in the recording room to record a podcast and we got to call a cleaning crew in. There's shit everywhere. It's like kitty cat gaming again, eh?

More like shitty scat gaming, you know what I'm saying? She keeps throwing her shit around. I'm sorry, Susie. Susie, we love you. We know you don't. We're not making fun of you at all. We're just stating something that's truthful. Yeah. Which is you throw feces around and we don't appreciate it.

It's not the highlight of my day. It's definitely, I mean, I don't dislike you for it. It's just not, I don't like when it happens. I don't like the situation I'm put into when it happens. That's all. Speaking of which, Ryan, how are your MeUndies doing? They're doing good. You've heard me obsess over my MeUndies.

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I do too, because I... Hey, Ryan. Ryan, what am I wearing right now? Look. Peep it. What am I wearing, Matt? Look. Peep it. What am I wearing, Matt? I'm not even gonna... Because it's so close to the ad read. I don't know if I can say it. I'll say it later in the podcast what Ryan just exposed to me.

Okay, just whip it out. Later in the podcast. I will. Is this my water bottle? This is mine. I don't remember bringing one in. Well, I drank all of my other one. Just drink it anyway, man.

Hydrate. If it has air and spit on it, I don't want to turn into something. Hydrate yourself, man. I'm good. Oh, man. I got BO. Anyway, let's get back to the podcast. So, Ryan, podcasting, man.

How much you love the art of podcasting, man? I'm just over here smoking cloves and podcast. I love it. I usually just listen to podcasts if I'm on a very long drive or, you know, if, uh, I'm going to bed.

So I don't really listen to them. Anything to do anything else than just pass the time. They're specifically there for me to either have noise or just past time. See, that's the thing, Ryan. We get so in our own heads about what people are going to think about the podcast episodes, and then we gotta remember They're going to forget everything we've said. They don't even listen. It's just to have our voices in the background.

They get comfort like we're their daddies in the background. Where's my hairband? What are you looking at? Your hairband? It's behind you on the couch. I look like the fucking drunk stepdad of the kid from Treasure Planet. No, you look, your hair looks tight right now, dude. Looks really fucking cool. See, I have to do this now.

Your hair looks great, by the way. It's not put together for me, so I have to... Oh, you gotta figure out how to fold that hairband. Do that, then you do this. Oh, dude, has someone been looking up some tutorials on how to fold a hairband? Got a little twist, and then... Look at you go, man. That's fucking sweet, man.

Fuck, I didn't do it right. It's fine, though. I'm just kidding. You know what you should get, man? Get one of those Naruto ones that has, like, the... The symbol. Yeah, the symbol on it. That would look fucking dope.

The Naruto thing? The Naruto symbols of Naruto. Did you ever watch Naruto, Ryan? Did you ever... No, I didn't like shows like that. I didn't like Dragon Ball or Dragon Ball Z or anything. See, I like them. The problem is it's a lot of episodes.

Even when you cut out the fillers, it's a lot to watch. Just nothing interested me. I think anything of anime or whatever that I watched was like Pokemon, Digimon. Digital monsters? A little bit of Yu-Gi-Oh! And Fullmetal Alchemist, of course. See, I collected the Yu-Gi-Oh! cards, but I never knew how to play Yu-Gi-Oh! or anything about Yu-Gi-Oh! I just liked the cards, so I'd collect them. I've probably honestly seen only like five episodes collected the Yu-Gi-Oh cards but I never knew how to play Yu-Gi-Oh or anything about Yu-Gi-Oh I just liked the cards so I'd collect them I've probably honestly seen only like 5 episodes

of Yu-Gi-Oh I watch more Pokemon and Digimon than anything else wait Digimon? Digital Monsters? Digimon are the champions is that the line? Digital Monsters Digimon are the champions I always wondered what that line was

yeah that's actually what they that's the original song Digital monsters, Digimon are the champions. I always wondered what that line was. I just was like, do-do-do-do-do-do. Yeah, that's actually what they, that's the original song. Digimon, digital monsters, do-do-do-do-do-do. Man, they should have hired us to do the theme song back in like 1993. When did Digimon even come out? Was I born yet? No. What?

You weren't. What are you talking about? You were a little bitch Yes I was You were born in 92 Isn't it weird though That all of your matter Hold on let's drop acid

For a second All of your matter In your body Has always existed It's been other things It's been car tires It's been plants It's been your

Dad's sperm cell It's been It's been like The hide of a horse It's been All sorts of things Dirt And then someday Somehow it just came together Okay then explain to me It's been like the hide of a horse. It's been all sorts of things. Dirt.

And then someday, somehow it just came together. Okay, then explain to me how a tree comes from a seed. No one knows that. I can't explain that. Why would you put it on the spot like that? They're not even sure if that's true. If we could get Neil deGrasse Tyson on the podcast, would you let him on? So what is this? A space cast?

Super space mega cast? No, Neil, it's a free form podcast where we just talk about it. Who wouldn't you have on the podcast? Who's like, no. Like when you think of people. There's a lot of people. I know Alex Jones. Oh, no way.

Yeah. That's just a liability. Who would I not have on the podcast? That's also like we're putting ourselves above these people in a way. Well, I mean, it's our own creation. If we don't want someone on that we don't like or agree with, then just be like, no, I don't want him on. I would not have OJ Simpson.

What? I would not have Kevin Spacey. I wouldn't have kevin spacey i i would not i would have weinstein though i think he probably has a delightful laugh that i'd love to hear on the podcast and harvey weinstein's a huge super mega fan believe it or not harvey harvey yeah he's he was the myth legend? While he's waiting for sentencing, he's been watching a lot of super mega to pass the time. They need to do like a comedy about two famous old men that are now being accused. So it's going to star Harvey Weinstein and Bill Cosby. It's going to be a buddy romp, like a little buddy comedy.

Harvey Weinstein will produce it and then bill cosby and him will both star in it yeah bill cosby can't even speak anymore i just loved when he walked out of the courtroom and yelled hey hey hey hey i think i know he did that though i'm pretty sure because like everyone was shouting the questions at him that he didn't want to be in like news clips so he's like i'll drown them out by yelling the classic fat albert catchphrase and that's what made the news clips instead so it did end up in the news clips even more. And you can still hear the people shouting the questions. He got sentenced, right?

He did. Yeah. Mr. Cosby? Wait. I know he was convicted, but I don't think he was sentenced. Oh, okay. He's convicted. He hasn't been sentenced yet.

Yeah. Right? I don't know how any of that shit works. When is he going to be sentenced? Bill Cosby's sentence date. They're really like, they better hurry with that, because Bill Cosby's he's ticking down on the clock.

Do you think he's gonna be wearing orange? Or blue? Uh, he'll probably, imagine like a Cosby sweater but it's like a jumpsuit style Cosby sweater. So he's like in prison with like a very fashionable very unfashionable Cosby sweater jumpsuit. That'd be pretty sweet.

Like a full sweater jumpsuit and it's orange. It's going to be September, I think. September? Yeah. When September ends. Okay, why don't you wake me up when September ends and tell me the verdict. The sentencing also starts the clock on the appeal process,

which his legal team vowed to do following his conviction. The fight is not over, lead attorney Thomas' stupid last name said as he left the courthouse. It's weird that that's actually his last name. Yeah, I mean look at that. One big word, stupid last name. Fake news. This right here is uh, your your fuses for your car. Fake fuse. No, Mr. Trump, this is, you need these fuses for your car if you want it to operate. Can't trust him. The fake, fake fuse. All right, just sign right here so I can get the payment.

Can you at least sign off on the church's new set of pews? Fake pews. Mr. Trump, I have to say, I can see your pubic region quite clearly right now. I can really see you growing some hair down there. Fake pubes. There you go. It's a game. You have to guess what I'm saying. Let's do an easy one. Very easy one. Pamela

Anderson. Fake boobs. There you go. That's all I got. I got one. See if you can come up with this one. As you can see, the Titanic is ready to set sail. Fake cruise. Yeah. Fake Cruz. Yeah. Fake Cruz.

There it is. That's good, dude. See, this is a fun game. It is. Let me think of some more. Okay. Mr. President, can't you see that

this apple is not fit to eat because it's been dropped? Come on, Ryan. It's pretty easy fruit been dropped on the floor you got five seconds five four three

two fake bruise he's gonna eat the apple anyway cause the bruise is fake I'm sorry do another one give me a second I got one as you can see Mr. President these Tims are top of the line Okay, give me a second. I got one. Okay, go. As you can see, Mr. President, these Tims are top of the line.

Fake shoes. There we go. Tims are beyond top of the line. I mean, I wish the president would wear Tims every day. If Donald Trump wore Tims for a straight, like, the rest of his term, I'd forgive him for everything he's ever done. Besides most of the shit he's done. What do you think of these kicks, huh?

God, people get so upset whenever we mentioned, maybe we should just stop while we're ahead. We should just quit it. You want to talk about Hillary instead? Yeah. All right. So what if Hillary Clinton wore Timbs?

Dude. Bernie Sanders in Timbs. Classic. Dude, Bernie Sanders is a, these are the, these are the people's shoes. Just sounded like a deeper Donald Trump. I want to get really good at Bernie Sanders is a... These are the people's shoes. Just sounded like a deeper Donald Trump.

I want to get really good at Bernie Sanders' voice. Sorry, I'm sweating. We're just... We probably need to get off politicians. People don't really... They really don't like that when we talk about... You licking your mustache? I'm licking my mustache, yeah.

Are you doing that so I would mention it? No, no, no. I'm just like... Now that I have a mustache, I'm like... I'm getting used to to it being there so i'm like oh oh there's a there's a mustache that's why i like i like doing this i see i shaved the i shaved what was growing on my on my beard today because i was like yeah it doesn't i can't grow it the same as i can grow this beautiful mustache so i'm like you know i'm just gonna just gonna like you know just just keep the mustache you got a haircut so the mustache looks a little more fitting.

Because before it just looked like I was shaggy and I was a drug dealer. That's kind of what it looked like. But now the mustache is looking fantastic. Of course it is, man. It looks like you robbed that mustache from the rich and you gave it to yourself, who's a very needy person. Thank you, man. Thank you. You know, it's the people's mustache.

It's not just my mustache. This is everybody's mustache. It's like the mustache from the 1%, and I gave it back to the 99%, which is me. Yeah. I am the 99, all of the 99%. Robinhood, you know? Robinhood.

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screen talk back to me talk to your phone how is how has everybody been? You know, talk to your screen. Talk back to me. Talk to your phone. How is, how has everybody been? Do you guys like, uh, you like video games? You like gaming? You like, uh, farming? You guys like anybody gardening these days? You know, you can go down to the Walmart and get very cheap packets of various vegetable

seeds like tomatoes, corn, watermelons, parsley, all that good stuff. And you can grow your own vegetables. It's pretty easy. I did it a lot when I was younger, and I really enjoyed growing vegetables. It's so fun. It's like a virtual pet, but it's real life, and it's a plant. You can name your plants, and you can pick the seed they produce, and then you can cook

it up in a nice, tasty meal. Or if you're weird, you can just eat the tomato straight off the stem uh eat it like an apple because i knew a kid growing up who would just eat tomatoes as if they were apples and i always found that to be disgusting i was i was well i here i like tomatoes they're good don't get me wrong but uh i just get such bad heartburn when i eat tomatoes it's all that acid that's in the tomato and uh you you know, I do sometimes, I take Prilosec OTC, which stands for over-the-counter, and really does help with the heartburn. But I still get, you know, the acid and digestion heartburn from eating tomatoes, especially if I eat them raw. Same with avocados. If I eat tomatoes or avocados on a sandwich or taco, which I love. I love tacos. I love tomatoes and avocado, but unfortunately it does, you know, induce crippling heartburn. Um, and that's why, you know, if you to experience

that, maybe you can follow Larry, the cable guy's advice and the Prilosec commercials and consume Prilosec. Uh, it changed my life for sure. Not being paid to say this. I'm just trying to fill the void while Ryan is, I don't know if he's doing number one and number two, who knows how long it'll take. Uh, but, uh, you know, Prilosec has helped me in my heartburn. Just a personal bit of, uh, knowledge for you guys. Um, there's a lot of foods that give me heartburn, you know, spicy stuff gives me heartburn. Uh, vaping gives me heartburn. Speak of the devil, let me... Trying to get off this thing, man. I didn't even smoke.

Like, I wasn't a smoker, but I just started juuling, like I said, ironically. And then next thing you know, I got this nicotine addiction for about a month straight now, and I'm on my last Juul pod. So I'm ready to kick the habit, because juuling, I've noticed,

has made me feel very... Oh, Jesus Christ. Woo, scared me. Ryan's back, everybody. I kept it going, man. I kept it going without you. You're talking about Juul pod shit? A little bit.

I kind of got into it because I was talking about heartburn and tomatoes and the food that gives me heartburn. Tomato Temple? Yeah, from Fortcraft. And I was talking about how vaping gives me heartburn as well. Everything gives you heartburn. It does, yeah. My heart's just so fragile. Little baby heart.

Why do they call it heartburn? It's not even, it's not my heart. It's my esophageal canal. Because that's what it feels like. For me, it's in my throat. I just feel it in my throat. I feel it like just in this general operation. Just in the general chest, you know?

Which is where your heart is, so. My heart's over here, Ryan. Yeah, well, my heart. All heart is, so. My heart's over here, Ryan. Yeah, well, my heart. All the way over here. My heart's in my rib cage. Have you seen a doctor about that? It shouldn't be down there. Don't need to.

It should not be down there. Your heart should be up there. It's well protected, just saying. Your rib cage? Mm-hmm. Oh, okay. For some reason, I was imagining your rib cage was your lower torso. Oh.

So, I got it now. Dumbass your lower torso oh so I got it now I yeah I got your man how cool would it be to like if you could take your heart out and like hold it and then put it back in just feel it like in your hand are there videos of people online like nevermind those videos are like surgeons holding hearts during like heart transplants and they're like beating in their hand that's pretty cool that person's dead no i mean they give them a heart back they give them a new one well i know that but i mean like for a brief like moment right that person's dead i think they figure it out so it's like they're always alive they keep them they keep them on some kind of circulatory fake heart keep it going so i imagine they can't just literally take your heart

out for a minute and put a new one. Yet we can't cure chicken pox. Okay. Okay, scientists. Checkmate on that one. Did you have chicken pox as a kid? I had them once. You know, it's a one and done type thing. Yeah, it's good to get them as a kid because apparently as an adult, it's like way worse.

They're much worse. Did you ever get them? I did, yeah. I know a lot of parents will get their kids to get it on purpose, then get it out of the way. I think I had like an oatmeal bath or something. Yeah, I did too. It's to stop the itching and stuff. If you got itchy skin take an oatmeal bath. Just get a big thing of Quaker's oats. It's like bathing in big

sloppy oatmeal. It's sweet. Yeah. I like to bathe in dinosaur oatmeal. The dinosaur eggs. I fucking love that kind of oatmeal man with the dinosaur eggs. It always felt like eating like the foam dinosaur grows in water shit. The thing was like the thing about the dinosaur egg cereal or oatmeal, I don't know if it did this to you, but like, did it make your teeth feel weird?

Yeah. Like your teeth felt like they were coated in like a chalky layer. And like when you would grind your teeth together, it would feel like strange, you know? I know what you're saying. Something felt off. But I do love dinosaur oatmeal and I would like to go buy some more soon. I really would. I'm just gonna stick to my apple cinnamon. No, not apple.

Not even apple cinnamon. Just sugar. Brown sugar? Brown sugar cinnamon oatmeal. Can't go wrong with brown sugar cinnamon oatmeal. Just get a little milk in there. Oh my god, it's a perfect breakfast. Easy to make, and it's good for you. It's good for you. Add some fruit. Cut up like a green apple. Having vegetables for ewe ewe throw some peas in your oatmeal

you know it's good peas so if you like oatmeal peas give me heartburn if you like oatmeal though if you had cream of wheat they have brown sugar cinnamon flavor cream of wheat and it's like oatmeal but it's like porridge it's like very like ground up it's like grits but imagine if grits were sweet like like you know how there's like grits, but imagine if grits were sweet. Like, you know how there's like grits and then there's oatmeal. There's like two sides of the coin of breakfast flavors. Imagine you flip it. So grits are the sweet one. It's like porridge. It's hot. It's creamy. It's delicious. It's called cream of wheat, man. It's made out of wheat.

I may have to try this. You can get it at any grocery store, man. They got that brown sugar flavor. You know what, dude? Now I got to go buy some today. I'm going to have to go straight to the store. I need to go grocery shopping, man. They got that brown sugar flavor. You know what, dude? Now I gotta go buy some today. I'm gonna have to go straight to the store. I need to go grocery shopping, so. I do, too. I'm getting kind of long groceries right now. My watch beeped. That was loud. It was. I don't know how to stop it. I was messing with my watch one day by accident when I

turned on the beeps and I can't turn it on. It's 4pm. On Wednesday, August 29th. Can you believe it? I can't believe it. I can't believe it's 4pm. You know it's in 20 minutes, right, Ryan? 4.20. Fucking 4.20, dude. Am I right?

It's so fucking sick. Just add the sound effect. Like as if we high-fived? Yeah. Okay. So, Ryan, tell me something. Tell me some good news, brother. Give me something, man.

Throw me a line. Reel it in. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'll give you some good news. brother. Give me something, man. Throw me a line. Reel it in. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'll give you some good news. Are you ready? Yeah. You ready for some good news? Let's hear it, man.

Kanye West says sorry for comments on slavery. Oh, but it's good news, I guess. Another form of good news is... So Kanye said that stuff to promote his album, and now he's like, well i'm gonna backtrack from that to recover from it now i think kanye's just is he bipolar dude sometimes he has these twitter fits and they're just like definitely has some sort of mental disorder or he's like he just drops acid and gets on twitter and just yeah you see what he was tweeting about like

halloween is the only day you're not wearing a costume. What? It's like, I get what you're saying. Like, I understand. Like, the thing is, it's never deep. Like, you understand what he's trying to say through the first read. What about Poopity Scoop? Did you understand that one? Nope.

Why don't you dig a little deeper below the surface on that one? Because he just had a newborn. It's about his newborn. And he had to clean the diapers. Poopity Scoop. Or he just got a cat and It's about his newborn. And he had to clean the diapers. Poopity scoop. Or he just got a cat and he made that while he was cleaning the litter box. He was scooping the litter. Far-right protests

continue in Germany city of Chemnitz. Chemnitz? Chemnitz? How do you pronounce it? How do you spell it? Chemnitz. Let me see. C-H-E-M-N-I-T-Z. Chemnitz. I have no idea. I said that like with a Middle Eastern accent. Can y'all put it in the comments section?

Like just a few of y'all. Y'all don't have to go fucking crazy and try to be the one that, you know, does it. But can you do a phonetic way of pronouncing that city? Unless we already did it correctly. You just be like, good job, boys. You did it correctly. Yeah, just give us a little round of applause in the comments. Type A for applause in the comments for us if we pronounced it correctly.

Actually, just give it to us anyway, man. I could use the ego boost. And one more bit of good news is that Aaron Rodgers agrees to massive four-year contract extension with Packers. Wow, okay. Congratulations, Aaron. Aaron, you are packing it for another four years, buddy. I like that. Can you believe that football players, how much money they make in a year?

Well, NFL, not college football players. Yeah, college football players don't even get paid, right? Yeah. But the coaches make like tens. Can they get brand deals and shit, though? Oh, yeah. But I mean, that's also like how they get into the NFL and shit. Jesus, though.

Takes a lot of time out of like, they still have to do schoolwork and shit. And you get those concussions get those the Will Smith movie about concussions and football I saw that

and it was very boring I would never have guessed so I'm surprised that it was boring what the trailer for that movie looks so bad you know the part

you know you know how there's always the part in the trailer the part yeah it's the part Will Smith what does he say tell the truth tell the trailer? The part, yeah. It's the part where Will Smith, what does he say? Tell the truth.

Tell the truth. Yeah, he says it twice. That's right. Because he said it the first time, and I was like, that didn't stick like it did in the trailer. I mean, he said the second tell the truth, and I was like, there it is. That was the trailer line. Tell the truth. Tell the truth.

He makes that face. Yeah, he sticks his tongue out. It's like the face of a Let's Player in a profile picture. Or a thumbnail. A Let's player in a profile picture Or a thumbnail Why don't we start doing that man The let's player like thumbnails More effort on our part It's easier just to give it to a beautiful artist

God I fucking love the thumbnails Don makes Every podcast is See if Don actually listens to our podcast Which I'm pretty sure he doesn't Here's some kisses But sure he doesn't here's some kisses but if he doesn't listen uh here this is how we know if he's if he's a true employee of super i don't think he listens to the he's supposed to he works for us yeah i think he just i think he says that he doesn't actually watch our content hmm you like honey ryan and this is

not an ad read for honey this is a genuine inquiry and if you honey. I feel like I've always put too much honey on something, so I don't think I've ever experienced honey. That's the thing. There's like a sweet spot of honey, you know? The only time where I've like put used honey in something was just a recipe for honey mustard, so. Honey's so fucking good, but it's like, if you have more than a spoonful,

it just like makes my mouth hurt. It's like, no, it's too much, man. Does it make the medicine go down, it's too much man does the medicine go down though honey does not make the medicine go down sugar does a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down spoonful of peas makes the medicine go down is that what it is peas i've been doing it wrong this whole time man dude a fucking a spork full of narwhals makes the bacon go down. You know what I'm saying? Oh, that is A+.

Comedy gold. That is fucking A+, dude. Would you get that off Know Your Meme? Fucking go to the Know Your Meme page for the bacon narwhals at midnight. Submit your best meme submissions. So stupid. I didn't know that was a fucking thing. That's the pinnacle of internet comedy, dude.

It makes sense, though. I go back to that time period mentally, and I'm like, yeah, that makes sense that that would be a thing. Bacon narwhals at midnight. Oh, the internet was so fucking just... Hold on. I want to go to the Know Your Meme page about this and just like see what the description of it... I'm sorry.

It was the narwhal bacons at midnight. I got it wrong. Yeah, the narwhal bacons at midnight. I said the bacon narwhals at midnight. Oh. Okay, check it out, dude. Here's the original picture where it's a narwhal on a clock and there's some bacon and it says the narwhal bacons at midnight

with five exclamation points. About. The narwhal bacons at midnight is a catchphrase that was created for Redditors to identify themselves in public places. Oh my god, that's the origin of it? So Redditors could, it's like a secret thing between Redditors to identify each other in public places. So they'd be like

the narwhal bacons at midnight. Yo, dude dude we gotta go out in public and see if there's more redditors out there uh yo man so how about that uh narwhal hear what it's doing at midnight then they have to go bacons yeah it bacons baby epic bacons it's like a it's like a code word between like some kind of like terrorist sect like alkyl narwhal pickets at midnight. Oh, you're part of them too. Yeah, it's ISIS. Redditor SyDraw posted a thread on AskReddit subreddit titled Hey Reddit, I'm redditing from

the Denver International Airport, and I see a lot of people on laptops around using the free wifi. Just on the off chance, any fellow Redditors here? On August 7th, 2009, in the thread description field, Sadre described her attempts at finding Redditors here? On August 7th, 2009, in the thread description field, Sajre described her attempts at finding Redditors at the Denver International Airport. Redditor FreakinWolfie replied saying,

The narwhal bacons at midnight is now the official phrase to identify yourself as a Redditor. It received 661 points, making it the top voted comment in the thread. That's fucking, I love that, dude. Okay. That's pretty awesome. We're learning history now. I like this history lesson. Wait, there's a Rage comic that's very famous about it.

Fuck! That one? It might be one of them. Let's see. I'm going through the different memes. Lay me. Here's one of the Velociraptor, where he's pondering something. Velociraptor.

Yeah, Velociraptor. And he says, when does the narwhal bacon that does that's not that's that's a misuse of that meme um i'm saying is it ryan it's a misuse of it is it let's see external links tumblr fuck yeah narwhal what was the willy wonka one how did that one go oh so you oh so tell me more about tell me more about how the bacon Narwhals at midnight God damn, dude That was probably like Junior, sophomore

Probably just early Probably high school in general for me is probably when those were big Oh my god Same here, but I just remembered another meme Do you remember this one? Waffles Don't you mean carrots? You don't remember waffles, don't you mean carrots, dude? This one was, how do you not remember waffles, Don't you mean carrots? No. You don't remember waffles? Don't you mean carrots, dude?

This one was, how do you not remember waffles? Don't you mean carrots? I'm sorry. What is it? Summary. On the afternoon of Saturday, October 30th, 2010, Reddit users began responding to all posts that included the word waffles with the puzzling phrase, waffles. Don't you mean carrots? That's pretty good.

That's, to be honest, that's pretty fucking good's no i just thought about it's pretty funny good it just kind of i'm just like whoa i'm just recording right now and we're just this is just whatever and like you're gonna edit it and like usually when i edit it i'm just like i'll put it up blah blah blah like people legitimately like get excited they're like oh okay tomorrow super mega cast like people get excited and like want to hear this and it's like pretty weird to think and then it's like 20 minutes of us talking about how the the normal bacon's at midnight yeah what's it what people like fucking like i i barely listen to podcasts i still listen to them but like people listen to us and it's interesting to think that some people listen to us like i'll listen to some other

podcasts how they'll just have us on in the background but like pay attention every now and then but do their chores and shit i think it's cool find it entertaining yeah i love that that's so interesting that we're like at that point seriously i have to like take a step back and look at it every now and then you really have to take a step back and and really like comprehend the magnitude of waffles don't you mean carrots i knew it i knew it was coming you, man. You know me so well. I had my beady eyes and everything. I was glaring you down. The term beady eyes sounds too much like you're about to say BDSM.

Beady eyes. Beady light. Beady eyes. That's how, what's his name? Dane Cook. No, what's his name? What the hell? No, I was about to say Dane Cook.

Were you? Yeah, 100%. Why? It's Davy Jones. Yeah, but I don't know why we both thought of Dane Cook. Why do we both think of Dane Cook? That sounds nothing like Dane Cook. But why do we both think of Dane Cook?

I don't know. What the hell? Out of all the people, why do we both think Dane Cook? Why did we both think of Dane Cook? There's got to be some kind of subliminal thing there that made us think of Dane Cook. Cause he's funny. Yeah, that's it. He's a funny bunny, dude. Can you see Dane Cook

going on stage and be like, NARWAL BACONS AT MIDNIGHT! Dude, okay, wait. Odds are, odds are, you tweet at Dane Cook the Narwhal Bacon at Midnight. Odds are, 1 tweet at Dane Cook the narwhal bacon's at midnight. 20.

Odds are 1, 2, 3, 14. Woo, all right. Damn it. Oh, man, I... The narwhal bacon's so dumb. Let's get an IMDB Pro account, find out his agent's number, and set up a meeting with him, and then just show up and just present it to him for his next stand-up routine. No!

What? What's wrong? Alec Baldwin has withdrawn from the role of Bruce Wayne's father Thomas in the Joker movie. No! Why? Why did he do that? Why? I don't know.

Damn it. Just when I thought today couldn't get any worse Fucking Alec Baldwin goes and pulls this shit Whatever it's fine Alec Baldwin used to narrate the Thomas the Tank Engine Episodes I watched as a kid Didn't he call his Didn't he call his daughter like a pig

I think so I wouldn't be surprised Or was that David Hasselhoff They both had gotten in trouble From like talking to their daughters in a not nice way Well David Hasselhoff? They both had gotten in trouble from talking to their daughters in a not nice way. Well, David Hasselhoff got in trouble because his daughter from that video of him drunk eating a cheeseburger. And David Hasselhoff looks at the camera and goes, I can has cheeseburger? They still put him in the Spongebob movie, even after that.

But can he has cheeseburger? I don't know, man. you act like these aren't funny why you act like these memes aren't funny i don't know do you remember the cheeseburger network ryan they they ran fail blog they ran i remember yeah uh i saw people all the time on that shit in high school god fail, Failblog. I fucking loved Failblog when it first came out. My cousin and I, me and my cousins Forrest and Landon, we just fucking we would sit down for hours at a sleepover and just go through Failblog

and laugh our asses off. We would just go to town. Ripping in the Taron, dude. Ripping in the Taron, baby. That's another old one. That's good, too. I was on Tosh.0. Yeah, I used to watch Daniel Tosh. When's Daniel Tosh gonna have us on Tosh.0? don't know it's still going isn't it isn't he still doing tosh yeah he is believe it or not well i believe it or not this is a game show believe it or not daniel tosh is tosh.0 is still on air daniel tosh is tosh.0 believe it or not coming this summer

that would be a good game show and you have to say you have to see if it's real or not and see how far you can get like believe it or not and it's between like true things and false things you have to see how far you can get it starts out kind of easy and then gets real hard yeah it's kind of like uh lie to me is that the no is it like fibbage all about you I think it's the one

Jackbox games fibbage but it's like fibbage all about you it's the special version of fibbage Jackbox games. It's Fibbage, but it's like Fibbage, all about you. It's the special version of Fibbage. Jackbox games are super fun, though. I love them. They're so much fun to play with friends. They're perfect when you have more than, like, three people. Have some friends over, drink a little, order some pizza, play a little Jackbox Party Pack.

That's a good night. It is a good night. It's a real good night. Until someone falls to the glass table, cuts their arm from here to here, has to go to the hospital. Someone do that? Yeah. I'm not naming any names here. Aaron. Smoked too much weed and fell through the glass table.

Did he really? Yeah. He had to go to the hospital? Yeah, he had to go to the hospital. He fucking slashed his arm. Yeah, it was at my place. What? He smoked too much weed and fell through a glass table.

When was this? This was last weekend. He needs to cut down on the weed. All he does is smoke weed. It's kind of concerning. At first it was like, all right, his weed now it's too concerning that's too much weed i was going out like last night just to get something from my trunk and he was just playing in my back seat i'm like what are you doing in my car dude how'd you even get in there and all he all he would do was quote just like the third episode of naruto verbatim like he was just it's almost like he was

reading off the script on the back of his eyelids. I wouldn't be surprised if he had them tattooed on there. It's a very Aaron Egoraptor thing to do. Take a bong rip and close your eyes and read the script of the third episode of Naruto. I still want to know how he got into my car, though. He's your employer. He might have keys. That is true.

He might have had a second key made when you were in the bathroom. Yeah, I don't like that. But you're in the bathroom frequently, so that's plenty of time for him to take that key and I am. I just, I'm peeing, I'm pooping, I'm letting gas loose. Well, that's normal. That's as you should be. It's a normal

human function of the body. Yeah. Everyone does it. Not everyone, but everyone should. Girls don't do it. That is true. Girls are nice and they don't they don't do smelly things. They smell good. Girls smell good and they don't um, they don't do any of those gross things like urinate or... I knew a kid in high school that genuinely believed that girls didn't poop.

And I was like, are you stupid? What happens to the food in their body, bro? They burn it off through... They menstruate it out. Yeah, they menstruate it out once a month. That's why periods suck because it's a whole month's worth of food and waste from your body that you know You have to burn off and it's just painful Ladies listen to this on your period right now keep doing your thing keep keep chugging through it you got this

Got this chugging through that's gross. Oh, yeah, that made me mad don't drink the period blood chugging through it was not Supposed to apply that. I don't like this bit. I don't like this bit either don't do that guys I you were the one that brought up the chugging man. I'm not saying periods are disgusting They are. Ryan. Well poops disgusting. Stop. It's a normal thing, but it's gross. Stop it. What? Periods are gross. Stop. They are. Stop. So is having diarrhea and peeing. Stop it. Stop. Pee. No one wants to drink pee No one wants to drink pee. No one wants to drink poop. No one wants to drink menstrual blood. It's a thing. I can't believe you would say that. It's nothing to feel bad about.

I'm ending the podcast. I can't believe you would say that. I'm just. Let's be honest here. No one's lapping that up. Well, you know what, Ryan? I mean. Maybe you don't speak for everybody.

I'm not speaking for everyone. I'm just saying. I think. I think. I think most people. And I find it violently offensive that you find period blood disgusting. It's all curdled and brown. It is.

I love that smile. You're like, yeah, you're right. It's pretty, it's pretty gross. It has nothing to do with like women or any of that. It's just, it's blood. I'm just saying. It's gross. it's the lining of a uterus just like you know a baby's beautiful but when it comes out for the first time it's disgusting disgusting it's covered in poop put it back in it's covered in blood it's covered in fucking what's that stuff after birth yeah after birth yeah it's natural and

it you shouldn't be embarrassed because everybody you know there's a lot of people do it's beautiful but it's disgusting. Yeah. It can be beautiful and disgusting at the same time. Like Ryan's hair. Well, let's be like Caveman and stop digging ourselves into a deeper hole. Did Caveman dig? Like from Holes, the main character.

Oh, yeah. Steve Wozniak. Yeah, put it right there. Put the fist pump there. There you go. Missed both times, but... Goddamn, dude. Well, you want to call it a week on this one?

Let's do it. This is a nice late... It's probably going to be a little less than an hour, but... You know what? How about in future episodes? Guys, this is the last time we talk about things like poop and blood on the podcast, because we know you don't like it. So next week, we'll only talk about non-crude things,

like even funnier memes than the bacon narwhals at midnight. Don't you mean carrots? That's it. You got it right, man. You got it right. That's pretty fucking... Well, I mean, thank you everybody for listening. It's always nice to know that there are people supporting what we do

and listening to our ramblings. That's awesome. Thank you, guys. Thank you. So, uh... You mean a lot to us. We got some new stuff being announced soon

involving merch. Probably... Merch? What did you say? I said merch. Oh. But realistically, the merch stuff,

you know, we are doing it all ourselves. We are the Martians. The butt. Ugly Martians. I thought you were singing We Are Farmers. You don't remember that show? We are farmers. Do you remember the... I do remember Butt Ugly Martians The butt ugly Martians I thought you were singing We Are Farmers You don't remember that show? We are farmers

Do you remember the ugly Martians? I do remember butt ugly Martians I hated their design It scared me Anyway guys Merch probably is coming late September early October Because Ryan and I are the only ones doing this now Besides like we got the help of our friend Connor with the website

But other than that You know we're the ones handling the orders Ordering the shirts, taking care of packaging labels, all that stuff. So thanks for bearing with us. Uh, we'll see how it goes soon.

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