supermegashow - EP 108 - Shark Tales (ft. Jackson & Harrison Tucker)

Episode Date: September 18, 2018

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Air Transat. Travel moves us. Welcome back to the next episode of the podcast, which is 108, I believe. 108. Last week we had Mr. Smosh on here. Very fun. And now we have actually two guests who tower him in views, subscribers, and notoriety. Please, a big round of applause for the Tucker Brothers. We have Harrison Tucker and Jackson Tucker. A.K.A. the Broccoli Brothers. A.K.A. Game Bros. A.K.A. the Ukrainian Rattlesnakes.

A.K.A. the inventors of Super Mega. That's not true, necessarily. A.K.A. the brother of the creator of Kids With Problems. A.K.A. the creator of Kids With Problems. There's a giant list, list but how would you like to be referred to during this podcast all the above okay okay we can just pick and choose no like in order i like i like ukrainian rattlesnakes but uh you might know uh jackson from uh back in the day kids of problems he's that he's the fellow with the he had the nice beard back then in the

classes remember the beard freshman year of college? It was disgusting. It was so bad. There was like something living in that. I can't. See, I'm not one to judge facial hair. Because you just tried to grow a mustache. Ian from Smosh made fun of you. He did.

Ian from Smosh did not like the mustache. Yeah. That was a good move on shaving it. Thank you. Thank you. It's gone now, as I said last week. But the mustache is gone. Jackson over

here has a nice mustache. And Harrison, he's the elder brother of Jackson. That's right. They both recently have been living with me. But they're fun guys. Friends with me and Ryan. So we said, let's have them on the cast. And here we are. They're here.

If you want to learn more about them, where could they go to see whatever you're working on or where you put your voice? So for starters, if you work at any of the companies I've sent my resume to, feel free to reach out to me. But otherwise, obviously, I started doing stuff with Matt years ago and then he moved out to sunny Los Angeles, California. And abandoned you. Yeah. But you know, who got their college degree?

We don't need to get into the semantics. Who got their college degree? Okay. And gets to move out here. Oh, you know. And now Matt's living on our couch. Yeah. Matt actually lost his lease.

We flip flopped. We don't need to go into that amount of detail but actually jackson um we haven't even announced this yet but jackson is the the brains behind uh super mega social media yeah jackson is the is the mastermind brainstorming up those tweets sending sending them out those Instagram posts. So that's why I've been a lot more active on social media. Ryan and I still post, too, on social media. And I think the posts are a little better. But they're in there as well.

But Jackson mainly runs social media now. Oh, yeah. So let's give him a round of applause. Congratulations. Is it the job you've always wanted? Yeah, you know. Is it the job you pictured when you graduated? When I moved out to Los Angeles and got my Bachelor's of Science degree, I really wanted to run social media for a YouTube channel. Specifically a Let's Play.

Specifically my best friend's Let's Play channel. So I'm living the dream. I get a fantastic minutely rate. Los Angeles is the city of dreams. Now you're running social media. Look at that. You got your college degree, now you're running social media for a Let's Play channel. You couldn't dream of

this. No, I couldn't. I would never have been able to dream of this when I was in school. No, never. For one year. But yeah, so otherwise I'm on other social media. Jackson A. Tucker. Pretty simple. What about you, Harrison?

I use mostly just once, like, whenever I get the bite in the butt to use Twitter again. It's like at Harrison Tucker, I think. But it's H-A-R-R-Y-S-O-N. Harrison. Harrison Tucker, I think. That is it. Okay. I know you handle better than you, Harrison.

I'm always on your Twitter looking at your tweets. Speaking of bites in the butt and social media, I think that Harrison wanted to clear something up at the very start of this episode. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Matt has a stolen ass valor right now. I didn't intentionally do it.

I posted a picture on my Instagram story of Harrison walking down by a river, and I never claimed it to be me. It was just a picture of my friend. But he never not claimed. Right. Well, okay. I didn't want to. Do you want me to tag you? Is this like on an Instagram story?

Yeah. On my personal Instagram. No, it's gone now. I can't see the proof. But basically, Harrison is known far and wide for, he has a very voluptuous ass. You know, you're a 6'2", tall, skinny white guy, but you have an impeccable ass it

really is and and it's on my resume it's it should be because everyone in our friend group everyone everyone that knows him you know they know him for the ass it's a big ass stand up real quick show us the cake yes the cake stand up let's see it like it's a it's you work that out at all or is it just all natural? It's just natural. He's just. Those pants are even kind of like constricting it. When it's free, it's a nice ass.

But I posted on my story and I didn't even realize that you can like very clearly see the cake there that's presented. And I got an extraordinary amount of DMs of people thinking it was me asking me when my ass got so thick Matt Thickson let me get a taste of that cake just so much about the ass and the few people that

realized it wasn't me were saying like how does your friend have such a nice ass? When you're living on a couch in LA looking for a job, you need every bit of validation you can get. So I had to get my respects. Well, you got them in, man. And I hope that's been...

I know the job hunt's been a little rough, but I hope that maybe the validation from teenagers on Instagram commenting on your ass, I hope that that could at least boost your week a little bit. Actually, cut that out now. I can't have my future employers hearing this. You guys hear that? You've got to hire Harrison for one reason only.

Eye candy. Well, hey, I'm trying to work in Hollywood, so... Yeah, they'll keep you around on set just a little eye candy. Yeah, oh, is Kevin Spacey hiring? I think he's looking for assistance right now. He just released a new movie. Yeah, and it got like, what, like $125 in the box office the first day? Let's give the man credit.

Let's give the man credit. I don't want to sell him short. Y'all laugh, but I wish. I wish I had $126. Who was his co-star that came out? It was Ansel Eagort or whatever his name is. What's his name from Baby Driver? Ansel, wait, him?

Like the main guy from Baby Driver? He's the one who defends. Of course, he would probably defend. Because I know he was in the movie with him. And then the dude from Kingsman, the main guy from Kingsman. So wait, both two young, attractive, young kids are defending Kevin Spacey. Are they defending him? Or are they just in a...

Was the movie shot after or before? Definitely before. Before. I'm talking about the people that came out and was like, he needs a second chance. Oh, was it? Was it the guy? It was a girl. It was like a female co-star, I thought.

Yeah, I didn't think it was him. Oh, Robin Wright came out. Robin Wright, yeah. She was like, let's give Kevin Spacey a second chance, even though it was a couple months ago. If that's the hill she wants to die on, she can go ahead and do that. It's not a good career move. Look at the bright side, guys. Louis C.K. is back.

That's right. He's back and better than ever. He did it. In your local New York club at midnight. On your local New York subway. After three months. Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?

Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? Okay, why does so many... Was Louis C.K. big at the Laugh Factory? Well, I mean, a lot of... I think if the Laugh Factory is a place where comedians kind of congregate, then I would have to assume. It's like a stomping ground, I think, yeah.

It's where one comedian specific ended his career. Michael Richards. Mr. Cosmo Kramer. I can't see. I've passed the Laugh Factory before and I can't every time I see that place all I can think of is this. The Kramer. Whenever I see like videos

of comedians doing stand up and I see Laugh Factory that's where I'm on. I see the YouTube screenshot of Michael Richards on stage yelling. Also, we figured out he's the poorest member of Seinfeld, the Seinfeld cast, right? I mean, it makes sense. But, like, did you see that episode with him and he was on Jerry

Seinfeld's show? Comedians in Cars? Yeah. I'm sorry, Jerry. I didn't mean it. Jerry, I didn't. Whoa! Whoops. He's a very eccentric man He is And then We were looking at the net worths Of all the Seinfeld people

And Jerry of course Is Stupid rich That's what it's supposed to mean When you say of course He's got like PewDiePie money He has PewDiePie money

But Michael Richards Not Michael Richards But Kramer's the poorest. I think it goes like Kramer, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis. Is it Louis or Louie? Julia Louis. Julia Louis, CK. Roberts.

And then Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry Seinfeld's what? Almost a billion. It's like 900 million. Still not more than Kylie. Wait, no, let's try to GoFundMe for Jerry Seinfeld's what? Almost a billion. It's like 900 million. Still not more than Kylie. Wait, let's try to GoFundMe for Jerry Seinfeld to get him to a billion. Come on, guys. Because people, for those of you who don't know,

apparently people started Kickstarters for Kylie to get her to a billion so she could be the youngest billionaire. Trying to beat out my man, Mark. Is that how? What? Yeah. That's how it happened? No, no, no.

But people were trying to get her to a billion when she was like 900 something million so i say we should do the same from uh jerry seinfeld i agree get him to a one billion dollar network would he be the funniest billionaire no actually jerry seinfeld's not that funny anymore his whole thing's like i'm not doing college campuses anymore because of the pc culture. George, it's too politically correct. And then Michael Richards comes in. What are you talking about, Jerry? And like loses like another like half of his million dollars. Half of his million? I think he's still on the like the eight digit.

He has 45 million. I remember that. That's a lot. I mean, imagine doing one show and then coming out with that much cash. Imagine being labeled the poorest of anything, but still having $45 million. Yeah, it's not really something that's like shameful. It's like, I'm the poorest member of Seinfeld, but I do have $45 million. And apparently the thing, the reason they make so much money is because the way Seinfeld syndicated.

I had a high school history teacher tell me this, and he was full of shit. So I don't know how true this is. Yeah, they'll teach you about Seinfeld in the South, but not the Civil War. It was South Carolina history, yeah. He was like, he said that every time an episode of Seinfeld airs, Jerry Seinfeld gets a million dollars. It's something like that. It's so ridiculous. He gets a lot of money per episode because of the contract that he got.

He got a good contract. Who's his lawyer? He was smart. I knew his lawyer. He was smart. Larry David was his lawyer. I was just about to say that. Larry David is just as rich because of, he's just as rich

because he has the same contract because they're both co-creators. Oh, really? Yeah, that's why he's like stupid rich. He's way funnier than Jerry Seinfeld. Plus curb. Yeah. Because I don't know what else Jerry did that made him that much money. B-movie? He sunk all of them. In the B-movie game? The advertising for that movie was so off.

It was like live action Steven Spielberg. It was like a studio tour type look. And that's how they introduced the B-movie. Didn't they have commercials where it was Jerry Seinfeld? I'm working on a new movie that's gonna blow you away. Wait, was B-movie Steven Spielberg? No. He had something to do.

I'm gonna look up B-movie Steven Spielberg and I'll show you the video. Well, the weirdest thing happened was, so it was me, Jackson, and our other brother. There's another one. Believe it or not. We were in Amsterdam and we're sitting at the weirdest Airbnb. It was so weird. But on the wall in this room where we thought we were going to die was the whole entire script of the B-movie written on a post-it note.

Wait, like somebody wrote it out by hand? By hand, yeah. Because I know that that's the meme where it's like the entire script of B movie on a T-shirt. Yeah, but this is written by hand on a post-it note. That's weird. This Airbnb was already terrifying. Airbnb and B. Oh.

Get it? Like with the emoji. Fucking though. Weren't there commercials for B movie where it was Jerry Seinfeld, like, IRL in a bee costume? Or did I dream that? There was something weird. There was something weird. Where he wore a bee costume.

He's like, you gotta see my new movie. I gotta, oh wait, where is it? I do remember. Yeah, yeah, it's right. It's the one with Steven Spielberg. He goes. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

This is, this is a nightmare. It, yeah. This is a nightmare. It's wonderful. Then Steven Spielberg walks up and is like, Jerry, Jerry. This is definitely. And then he goes on that time. Michael Richards walks in and says the line. This is definitely. His famous line.

That was like his midlife crisis was making B-movies. Jerry? Yes. That was definitely a midlife crisis for Jerry Seinfeld was making B-movies. Jerry? Yes. That was definitely a midlife crisis for Jerry Seinfeld was making B-movies. Like, honestly, he probably thought in his heart that he was going to connect with the kids. Well, because it's DreamWorks and they did Shrek. Yeah. And Shark Tale.

Got that movie even in here. American classics. Wait, is this the part where you guys do movie reviews? Yeah, this is the part where we do movie reviews. Today we're going to be reviewing Shark Tale. Well, I remember Shark Tail, the whole message of Shark Tail was like, Jack Black's character was coming out as gay

or something. Remember how sexy that was? Was that the message in the movie? He was like, Dad, I'm a vegetarian. He's like, no son of mine's a vegetarian. Oh. I love that. Wasn't there a scene in that movie with a sexy fish doing a car wash? Oh yeah.

Yeah. In the car wash scene? There's a montage with the song Car Wash. What a weird subplot of like whale wash. Whale wash. Whale wash. That was it. Oh yeah.

And Will Smith is getting jiggy with it. Oh yeah, Will Smith was the main character. I think this- Nevermind, I don't want to say that. This requires a rewatch. It's just the character design for Will Smith's fish is a little bit suspect, is all I'm saying. Oh, I remember. Yeah, it is.

Some of the lady fish. The weirdest part was, is that like, finding Nemo. You know what I'm talking about, though? Yeah. But like, finding Nemo, it's literally just, here's a fish, and it's going to talk. For Sharknado, they put the face of the actor on top of it, and it was terrifying. It's like they mo-capped their face, and just put it onto a poorly designed 3D fish model. Uncanny fish valley.

It's very... It's the same thing that they did with A Bug's Life and then Ants. Ants made the faces a little too... Also, I hated the way Ants looked. The worst part, you're the main character in Ants, right? Who's the main character of Ants? I'm not saying. You know exactly what I'm saying.

Yeah, it's bad. Wait, do you know who the main character in Answers? I'm not saying. You know exactly what I'm saying. Yeah, it's bad. Wait, do you know who the main character in Answers is? It's Woody Allen. Yeah, it is. Wait, Woody Allen's the main character in Answers? Yeah, yes. Did you not know that? What the hell?

I guess I'm a little aunt. Oh, God. Look, there's the queen aunt, but she's not of age yet. Oh, God. It's also my daughter. It's my stepdaughter, and also my girlfriend. Hey, it's the stepdaughter

from a previous marriage. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I shouldn't be speaking I like on the record that even jokingly, actually kind of jokingly, Ryan defended Woody Allen.

I think the thing about aunts that upset me always as a kid was just the... Woody Allen? First of all, Woody Allen. The battlefield scene where they're all decapitated? That too. Just the character design is weird.

It's not... It's uncanny. Apparently a lot of people actually prefer ants to Bugs Life. A lot of people consider... No, I just rewatched Bugs Life like about a few months ago and I have to say, it holds up. I love Heimlich. I really like Heimlich. Is that his name?

The big old butterfly or caterpillar? I'm a beautiful butterfly. Pretty much like one of the pigs from the Shrek movies. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Animated movies love making fun of foreigners at the time. Fat foreigners. Yeah.

Fat German characters. That was a big trope. Oh, yeah. Simpsons did it. Bugs Life did it. This chair is just something else. It's okay, guys it Shrek did it You're making fun of Germans it's okay

Wait Speaking of Bugs Life This is also one of the DMs I got yesterday about Harrison's ass Kim K Bugs Life looking ass Look at that motherfucking cake god damn That was my favorite one that you sent That's a pretty good one I know what they mean when they say Bugs Life looking ass

Their ass is pop That's all I'm saying Yeah cause in Bugs Life they ass? Mm-hmm. Their ass is pop. Yeah. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, because in Bugs Life, they had that. That spider? They had that cake.

My God. Oh, no, the, oh, the. Even the, even Flick.

Like, Flick's ass was there, right? Matt looked like the walking stick over there. Did you like the reversal of the, the ladybug character?

That was, it was a dude? That was, that was probably like the leading. Gender politics. It's actually in the canon of gender politics films. Pixar put an ally in there.

Forever grateful for that. They led the movement back then for trans rights with that character in Bug's Life. I just like the sound effects they used for the flea whenever it was jumping around. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I don't remember his voice. It was that super deep raspy voice It was the pig from Toy Story The same guy that did the pig's voice

He's in every pig story You'll hear him just in the distance Who was he in Finding Nemo? He's the giant school of fish I just remember he had a show on Travel Channel Called Made in America And he just went around and just Went to American factories. This is like

pre like crazy American. Oh wow. I forgot Toy Story 4 comes out less than a year from now. What's gonna happen? But the script like everything that's gone on with that movie is kind of faltered. I know the person who was directing it isn't directing it anymore. It's a 3D

movie. How are you gonna tell actors what to do? Wait. Is Joan Cusack married to John Cusack? No, that's his sister. Dude. Gross. Matt. I don't know. Are they really brother and sister? Yeah. There's another one who's in Breaking Bad. There's

two sisters. Oh, wait. Michael Cusack. No, wait. Mention Breaking Bad in Matt's eyes. It's on. And better call Saul. it's Chuck's wife. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was on the show I worked on. I remember. What show did you work on?

Mr. Mercedes. Why don't you plug yourself? And at the credits, doesn't your name go across the screen? Yeah, my name's on the credits. So yeah, I always wanted to work in film, and I got to do it in good old South Kakalaki, and that's what I moved out here to do. What was your role? I worked for the post department.

So I was like the liaison between... Oh, the male. Yeah, I worked in the male room. Yeah, the post department. So I got to work on set with the post department. So it was fun. Let's see. I'm trying to think of...

Oh, okay. The craziest person I met was the guy who Robocop. Like the guy who was RobCop was a guest director. Really? Yeah. But I was just, I was getting coffee one day and there's this guy in there. He's just going on about, he has a cappuccino and espresso and an affogato and a chai tea all at the same time and drinking all of them. All of them. And like, you can look at people and like, you can tell that they have like a little bit of money in class just from like the way they're dressed and the way their mannerisms were.

I'm like, okay, this guy's like somebody. I don't know who he was. And he started talking about like Italian Renaissance art, just going on about it. And these poor like baristas just had to listen to everything. And then he started going on about how he has a house in Italy and how he can speak Italian and just like telling these girls they need to come to Italy and everything. And he's like, yeah, I'm here right now. I'm working on a TV show.

I was like, wait, because we were having a guest director. And he's like, yeah, I'm working on Mr. Mercedes. And it was just, it was insane. But he's the guy who was, he was Robocop. But he was talking about this Italian Renaissance. And two days ago I saw a tweet and it's like, Robocop is teaching a class in New York on American or Italian Renaissance art There you go. That's crazy, dude. Did you uh

Did you have fun shooting on set and yeah and off with all the cameras the funniest thing was Apparently not this season with the season before Stephen King was on there and everyone to get a picture He refused to take a picture with anyone. I've heard that. What's the director? Michael Bay Just like well anyone. I've heard that, what's the director? Michael Bay just like, well he'll come on set and just like fire like 30 people and then leave and basically it's so well known that people they'll tell people just to bring a change of clothes

so he'll fire people, they'll go in their car, change their clothes and just come back in and like he'll just, he won't even realize it's the same person. I love that. Because he just comes on set just like, you're fired. You, you're fired. I've just heard that that's... Have you guys heard that? Every time you bring it up a part of me is reluctant on like because i've i've heard that but i'm not sure if it's michael bay yeah yeah it might not be michael bay it's woody allen

you're fired oh you're fired i think we should talk about saving money with honey. Is this honey? That's not honey. I can't believe Super Mega is selling out. Okay, okay. Chances are you've heard of Honey, the free shopping tool that finds the best promo codes whenever you shop online. It may sound too good to be true, so let's go over the facts.

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$800 million? That's like Jerry Seinfeld's net worth. Almost. Minus $100 million. That's a lot more than Michael Richards' net worth? That's like more than... I don't think Honey wants us to mention Michael Richards. Okay.

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I see exactly what I'm talking about. Damn, why did they do that? I know! I know! We're talking about earlier. See exactly what I'm talking about. God damn, why did they do that? I know, I know! We're talking about Shark Tale again. We're talking about character design of Shark Tale. I'm just, whatever. Anyways, thank you, honey. We love you.

You save people a lot of money. I legitimately use honey still. My friends use it. Jackson over here uses it. I actually saw him using it the other day, and I was like, holy, whoa, dude, is that honey? He's like, yeah. I'm like, hey, they sponsor your Megacast

and then look at that. Yeah. Full circle. Yeah, it's full circle. But, uh, guys, how have you been enjoying LA since you moved out here? Us? It's pretty good. I realized today I have not seen rain and I don't, like, so we drove here.

Like, we did a road trip. I think we saw it one day on the road trip where was the place we went to the brewery that it was the place in the uh Sasha Barrett Cohen it was Arizona Kingsman Arizona yeah and Kingsman Arizona we saw rain that was nice that's the last time I saw rain too when's the last time it rained in LA months I just South Carolina rains like every week yeah and I love that I miss the rain people like I would be posting Instagram stories you should be like pouring and flooding because it just like floods it like a drop of a hat in South

Carolina. We're all from South Carolina. Yeah, we're just a couple. Everyone here on this podcast. We're a couple of low country, or actually Ryan's not from the low country. Ryan's from the He's a Midland boy. I'm from the fucking capital thank you very much. Oh yeah. So why don't you put some respect on that. Capital of Columbia, South Carolina. You know, Charleston

used to be the capital, Ryan. That's all I'm saying. Capital of slave trade? Yes, but also the capital of South Carolina. David, I hate how... Why did Charleston have to do that? Why don't you go to the market, Matt? Learn about your history. They actually didn't sell slaves at the market. I worked at a gallery

and everyone just would come in like, do you know where the slave markets are? They shouldn't call them that anymore. Yes? I'm like, they shouldn't call them that anymore. Yes. I'm like, they're not that. Historically, they were. But now it's just a regular market. You could just say, where's the market?

Yeah. It's like, I'm not trying to defend what Charleston did because Charleston doesn't need to do like a lot of apologizing and recognition. But they're not like, don't call them slave markets anymore. They shouldn't keep calling it that you know where i can go where's the slave market at is it downtown somewhere but didn't they actually not wasn't the market area actually not that yeah there were plenty of places they sold slaves in charleston just not that one place so on super mega cash we'll defend woody allen

we'll defend i'm just like i'm charleston's such a wonderful city and cool place and i'm just like why'd they have to do all that shit back then? You know what the worst part about the market is, though, actually? If you go in the market, that giant building on top of it is the daughter of the Confederacy headquarters. Is it really? Yeah. Oh, no, I passed that. Yeah.

The daughter's the Confederacy. I love those guys. The daughters of the Confederacy? They're in Borat, aren't they? Doesn't Borat talk to the daughters of the Confederacy? I don't know, but it's like, basically, you have to have relatives who fought in the Civil War to be part of this club. This sounds like some Marvel villain type thing. The daughters of the Confederacy.

The Avengers. The Avengers versus the daughters of the Confederacy. Hail daughters of the Confederacy. So a lot of the history of the Civil War and the resurgence of Civil War pride changed in the South because it was pretty bad after Reconstruction. But the Daughters of the Confederacy, the people who kind of helped bring the resurgence of pre-Civil War, Civil War pride, they're not a good group.

Also, don't they think Abraham Lincoln is like a... They view him as a villain, yeah. I don't know if they think that, the Daughters, but the Sons and the people who want the Confederate flag out. I forgot there's the Sons of the Confederacy, too. Yeah. Are they like... That's the sequel.

After they defeat the Daughters of the Confederacy. Or Metal Gear games. Wait, guys. Real talk. Metal Gear Solid and the Sons of the Confederacy? Can we just have people of the Confederacy? Yeah. That's all.

That's what we really need. What if the Avengers fight the Sons of the Confederacy? Can't we just have People of the Confederacy? Yeah. That's all. That's what we really need. What if like the Avengers fight the Sons of the Confederacy? They defeat them and then the sequel is where they bring the all-female cast of Daughters of the Confederacy

and the Ghostbusters. Yeah, it's Melissa McCarthy. She's the leader. I'm just imagining Robert E. Lee with the gauntlet. Snaps his fingers. And like the union's gone.

That's good honestly okay also so I don't know if you've talked about this on the podcast but how we have a hobby now of just watching Family Guy oh I've talked about it okay

it just reminds me of that one episode when like it was Robert E. Lee and Lucy S. Grant and Robert E.'s like fine we'll give up slavery but you still can't make us read. Let's talk about Family Guy.

We're on season three right now. Oh, boy. We've been watching it almost every day. It started out as a joke. This is y'all three. Yeah. I have no part in this. We tried to get you to watch this.

We tried to get Ryan to watch Family Guy with us. You left the part. I've had my stages of binging Family. I'm done. I can't. We're not binging. It's like when you go and taste wine, you're enjoying wine. We're not binging wine at a

wine tasting. We're not alcoholics. We're connoisseurs. When you go wine tasting, you don't go every day of the week. You can. Yeah, you can, but I wouldn't. We're sommeliers, but for family guy. Yeah, exactly. We're almost on season four and I'm excited to see the changes

because after season three, it's when Fox canceled Family Guy for several years and they brought it back season four and it's still going. But I'm excited to see the changes. But the thing is, you know, Ryan was over at my place

and we had watched Better Call Saul because we watched that every week when it airs. And we tried to get Ryan to stay and watch some Family Guy. Wouldn't do it. I was a little hurt by that, but I don't want to get into that on the podcast. I will watch the one episode that I do like.

Which one's that? Where they go back in time to the pilot episode. The one when Peter becomes a millennial. Whatever season that is, whatever season that is, you update me, I'll be there. We're not there yet. Do you know what season it is?

I think it's 9 I was looking through this you guys got a while to go so season 9 I'll be happy to be a guest in your humble abode to watch Family Guy with you

specifically that one episode we did watch an episode where Peter it's a recent one where Peter becomes a millennial it's so bad and it's honestly

that's not first three seasons it was one of and this is there's a lot of bad Family Guy. Most of it's bad. Yeah. But this was like, I think this honestly took the cake for worst Family Guy episode I've ever seen. I think one of the worst things I've seen. Honestly, yeah.

I was, basically the recent episodes of Family Guy come off as like Seth MacFarlane's really bitter towards everyone and everything. So he just uses Family Guy as his outlet just to attack everything. He uses Brian as his outlet. Yeah, Brian is his personal mouthpiece to say all the shit that he doesn't like. He'll have these jokes. Obviously, Family Guy makes a lot of really weird, nuanced jokes, but sometimes he'll have jokes,

and I don't think anybody knows what they're about except for him. He's just trying to get a jab at someone or something yeah like he'll jab at like a celebrity that like everyone's cool with and it's like what was that about but the one good thing to bring this full circle that Family Guy is great about is calling out people in like Hollywood

and celebrities yes it called out like Kevin Spacey like years before anything came out wasn't that at a speech thing or was it in a Family Guy episode? It's in a Family Guy episode. Oh, it's Stewie. Never mind. Yeah.

Woke King. Also, he recently, they were doing a bit on a recent episode about like the Weinstein stuff. And they had a meeting where it's like a lot of the people that were. Instead of the Avengers, it was the Offenders. Yes, exactly. And then they ended the bit by saying, where's Matt Damon? Isn't he supposed to be here?

And they said, he'll be here soon enough. So I wonder if they're predicting... Or not... They know it and they're like waiting for it. To be honest, like Matt Damon and the Affleck brothers are not very good people. No. They made a good movie.

Which one? Good Will Hunting. True. I haven't seen it. It sucks because like Casey Affleck's like a good actor. He's like a horrible person. He's like a person yeah robin williams did wonderfully in that film goodwill hunting yeah i never i never liked matt damon's character because his character is just an asshole but yeah i'm smart what so what i'm gonna go uh continue to be a janitor we watched

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Oh, yeah. Nestle apparently. Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? Apparently Nestle isn't using actual child slaves oh yeah so nestle's always been bad with like south america and stuff like that as we all know there was the whole banana fiasco the coco fiasco what's the banana fiasco that wasn't uh them that was chiquita and lots of the other brands on there i like that little chiquita yeah i mean you know

you've been practicing so much spanish here go on. But yeah, they use child labor, underpaid labor, slave labor, lots of good stuff. Just like the Clintons? Just like the Clintons. Matthew Watson's favorite book, Clinton Cash. How much of this? So we're hoping that we can steal some of this loot crate stuff from Matt and Ryan. Okay, so how was the conversation? We talked about the Nestle slavery.

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I mean, they don't as far as I know. We're going to open up our own Loot Crate. So we're going to guffaw at whatever they've sent us. We're opening a live. I've actually never opened a Loot Crate in my life. Neither have I. I mean, it's a shoebox now, right? Yes. And is it always a shoebox? Whoa!

Alright, I opened it up. Rick and Morty! Rick and Morty! Look at this! I got a Rick and Morty Morty Monster Mayhem. Morty- Morty- Morty Monster Mayhem! Which one's yours? Mine's this one? Oh, that's dope. Oh, I got a little notebook that's got, uh- Okay, I actually like this. It's Courage the Cowardly Dog. Where? Let me see.

Oh, shit, there's a Courage the Cowardly- Okay, that's actually- that's really cool. Did we just get the same stuff? I think we did. That's awesome. Check it out, we got- oh, I got a shirt, too. What shirt is this? This is, uh... Hold on. It's got baseball bats on it.

Oh, yeah? Well, I got a Batman pop socket. Here you go, Jackson. Wait, what shirt is this? Oh, my God. I can't believe it. Got a Harley Quinn notebook. There you go. Oh, my God, we got a Batman. Speaking of- you were just talking about Batman't believe it Got a Harley Quinn notebook. Oh my god. We got a Batman speaking of you just time about Batman Ryan Got a Batman pops I gave one to Jackson is my is my shirt the same as uh I think so I'm gonna go with that. What is it? What is the ref? We're not sure anything in tech. What's in a tech? What's that from is it like let me see here? We go? It's a I and I office space Is that oh yeah, okay?

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Lootcrate for sending us Those fresh crates I hope that You guys can go out and get that September crate before it sells out Haha, money money money money money Ryan. Can you have your pop socket so we can have a pop socket? Oh, it's You know we're not allowed to call our things pop sockets Ryan yeah because it's it's the same thing as uh I think, Kleenex and Jacuzzi. Right? It's the same problem that you run into with those. Because it's like they started it, so you just associate the word with it, I guess.

Yeah. Same with Velcro, actually. I'm pretty sure. Well, the whole thing with Velcro was like a few months ago it came out that they're about to lose the rights to their name. Because that can happen if a brand becomes too big with that kind of thing. Really? So trying to reclaim it and be like, no. Reclaim.

Call it a loop and a strap. It was like a giant ad campaign I saw for like a month, and then it just ended. Velcro. That's our word. We're taking back the word Velcro. So right now I have three pop sockets on my phone. No.

No. You have three phone socket holders. So right now I have Three pop sockets on my phone No No You have three phone socket holders No these are actually Licensed pop sockets Well two are Not that The third one is Super Mega Brand That shitty Super Mega one

Okay it's not shitty first of all It just ripped the back off my phone What the fuck All the insides of my phone are spilling out It ripped the guts out Because of the Super Mega Pop Grip Socket for your phone, which will be available on our website soon. I don't know if we've announced that yet at this point when the podcast drops.

Probably not, but very, very soon. It's been a big work. My favorite pop socket that I've seen, is it yours, which is like the geometric one? Yeah. I like that one. I got that one in Tokyo, baby. My favorite's the Super Mega one. Stop. What about Super Mega Butt Plugs? Super Mega Butt Plugs? I like that one. I got that one in Tokyo, baby. My favorite's the super mega one. Stop

What about super mega butt plugs? Super mega butt plugs? You know like the little ones with the little star and like the like bend over? Yeah, we get basically like a super mega butt plug because you know the butt plugs that basically have like Just put a pop socket on it. It looks like the back of your pop socket That's what I got the idea from. Yeah, cuz then you could have the super mega logo coming out your butt Would you guys be interested if we sold Super Mega butt plugs so you could rock Super Mega? I think it would be actually really good if you had, you know the kits and it's like help to build your

butt so the width can get bigger. Yeah, the anal enlarging. Yeah, I think you should make a kit of Super Mega ones. That's a really good idea. Anal enlarging? Isn't that just gaping? It's a gaping kit. It's basically just like making your ass bigger. You work your way up, yeah. Digging up, ho, ho, digging.

I think that's a money opportunity right there. I think, Harrison, we might have to bring you on. What can I say? As a merch director for Super Mega. Toy merch designer. You could be the new toy designer for Super Mega. Yeah. That I've always dreamed of.

Game Grumps too, man. You can design toys for Game Grumps as well. Yeah, I like this. So I'd like to announce a project that we've all been working on. We've actually been working on a Fortnite XXXTentacion tribute music video. It's been a couple months in the works. I pitched it to be a whole album,

but they only wanted to do the one song. The reason it's taken so long is because we actually had XXX on board at first. Oh my God! Jesus Christ! We had to turn it into a tribute He went to Tilted Towers He dropped the Tilted Towers

He went to the Loot Lake in the sky There's a sect of Twitter That will piss off I tweeted out a Minecraft skin Of XXXTentacion, and that upsets some people. Honestly, good. I mean, like, if you're going to defend a known abuser of women. I literally tweeted out just a Minecraft skin. But not Woody Allen, right?

Yeah. Not Woody Allen, dude. Not my Woody Allen. Hashtag not my Woody Allen. I love Woody Allen, man. He's my hero. He's so funny. What's my hero he's so funny his movies are hysterical

my favorite part about his movies is like it's just like the grossest looking man getting like these beautiful women he's like they love me because of my intellect and my wit when you say that is that because he plays every lead character sorry that's just I'm so annoyed by the squeaking. Do you want to trade

chairs? No, I'm trying to... It's like that episode of SpongeBob's Wear Pants where he's got the squeaky boots on. Yo! If like, if some hypebeast brand wants to make a bunch of money on nostalgia because a lot of the kids buying the hypebeast stuff grew up in the era of

SpongeBob and stuff, they should make like squeaky boots and then put their logo on it like the Supreme logo on really squeaky boots you can have that one Supreme you guys want to know a little engineers saying do you want to know a little engineers saying yeah what is it

if it's moving and it's not supposed to duct tape if it's supposed to move and it's not WD-40 that's just like a little saying and that's how supposed to, duct tape. If it's supposed to move and it's not, WD-40. That's just like a little saying. And that's how we got on the moon, fellas. That's how we did it, duct tape and WD-40. Do you guys like the... Can you believe they're not going to show them planting the flag on the moon? Undeniable.

What the fuck has our nation come to? I'm cutting the Nike out of my space suit for this. I'm cutting the Nike out of my American flag for this. I'm cutting my American flag in protest. Oh wait, no! I'm cutting the Nike out of my American flag. I'm cutting my American flag in protest. Oh wait, no! I'm cutting the moon out of every photo I've ever taken that has the moon in it. I'm actually

just going to get my gun and support my second amendment and just shoot at the moon. Shoot at the moon, guys. Wait, do flat earthers believe that the moon is flat and like all planets are flat or just particularly earth and everything else is a sphere? You know what? I don't know. Is there a flat moon that moves i'm looking this up real quick this is important right above us i wonder if they think that because you know you only see one side of the moon

because it's like it's like it's locked so it's like one face only shows towards earth yeah i bet they some people think it's that that's like a disc and they only how do you explain the changing craters oh they don't think the moon's real, I think. Wait, what? Whoa. Okay, that takes it to a whole new level. It's one thing to think the Earth is flat, and it's another thing to think that the moon's not real. In today's economy, saving money is like an extreme sport. Coupon clipping. Robocode searching.

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The Happy Stack. Only at Kudo. Conditions apply. The moon. The tides. Explain that. You can't. God. You can't explain it. The tides come in. The tides go out. Can't explain that. at CUDO! guy who like he took a level on a plane and he's like look guys it stayed this way the whole entire

time he's like earth's flat man that shit looked flat to me i really liked it wait wait that was shaquille o'neal is shaq's a flat earther right he i don't i don't know if he is anymore a lot of like he might have gone back on that a lot of like yeah a lot of like yep a lot of sports people because here's the thing when they when they put. When they put the basketball in hip hop artists. One too many concussions. I mean, they also, you know, the government administered AIDS. Did you hear, I just found this out recently. Have you ever listened to any of Jaden Smith's Sire album?

I've heard some of his music. I don't know if I've heard anything off the album. He references Tower 7. Really? Yeah. What's Tower 7? During 9-11. Well, Harrison.

Tower 7 was one of the World Trade Center Building 7 that also collapsed during the September 11th attacks. And a lot of conspiracy theorists say that there was no reason the building should have collapsed. And they're saying, like, why did that building also fall? There's some secret truth about Tower 7 and that it was, like, exploded. Oh, I know what you're talking about now. I don't even know that much about Tower 7. What is the reasoning that it fell? Was it...

According to those globalists. Why did they say it? I think... Why did Tower 7... Was it because it was just so close to those uh globalists why did they say it i think why did tower seven was it because it was just so close to everything that was going on it came did it did it collapse when the buildings collapsed like when the explosions happened a little bit later i don't know when a tragedy happens i don't try to figure out the specifics of like building structure and stuff like i just like oh a plane crash Yes, remember that meme What is it is it something we could talk about on the podcast Shark Tale pictures. I just keep showing Ryan Shark Tale pictures.

Oh, no. Let me see. Why do they do this in the Shark Tale movie? It's a featurette, dude. Oh, 2004. That's not even that long ago. This is about the same time the song by the Black Eyed Peas came out. Every time I burst into laughter, you don't know why.

It's because Jackson's showing me another picture as Will Smith's fish character design in Shark Tale. Okay. The original version of Let's Get It Started by the Black Eyed Peas came out in 2003. Oh my god. That's not the version that says Let's Get It Started. The other one. So 2003 and 2004. Let's get rambunctious.

Here you go. Whose phone is this? Mine. Can you guys believe that was a song? Like that was like a real song on the radio. Good old. I want to know what he was trying to reference. Like in specifically, if you break it down and he's like, let's get retarded in here.

He's saying like, we're going to dance and party so hard. We're going to get stupid because that's, he also says that stupid. He says, get stupid. Because it saying like we're gonna dance and party so hard we're gonna get stupid because that's he also says stupid. He says get stupid because it was like let's get stupid. Yeah. With Black Eyed Peas like Lily was the biggest thing on planet Earth for a while. It's not right now. They came out with that song that touched everyone's hearts

that's like where's the love. Yeah. We were just talking about where is the love. Where is the love. Where is the love? Where is the love? Where is the love? I never realized his name was William. Or Will.

Wait. Until like way too long. Will. I. Did they fall off before he was a flat earther? Or was that like. Wait. Was he a flat earther too? Will.

I. Am. Yeah. He's like one of the biggest ones. Right? No. No. That's B.

O. B. Yeah. It's like a B. O. B. But is also Will. I. Am. A flat earther. Look that up. Will. I.am? Yeah, he's like one of the biggest ones, right? No, no, that's B.O.B. Yeah. I was thinking of B.O.B. But is also Will.i.am a flat earther? Look that up.

Will.i.am did something. But B.O.B. is like the biggest flat earther. Well, there's beautiful girls all over the flat world. Beautiful girls all over the flat world. I couldn't chase them. I could be chasing them. Oh, I could be chasing them. But my time would be wasted.

Because they ain't got nothing on you. Nothing on you, girl. They got nothing on you. Because the earth ain't chase. I could be chasing. Oh, I could be chasing, but wasted. Because they got nothing on you. Girl, they got nothing on you. Because the earth ain't round. Yeah, he'd be wasting his time just traveling one flat plane. Also, I remember when I think, when I hear that song. How does that explain, like, if you go to somewhere, like, if you go somewhere on the far end of that flat earth, it would be a shorter – never mind. It's like a shorter distance. Ryan, let me put it in simpler terms for you, okay?

When you put a ball on the ground, like a basketball, does it start rolling? No, because if the earth was round, it would just roll all the way around the world. How do they talk about – if you actually took a plane and just straight lined it, you would end up in the same, like, spot eventually. They don't let the pilots know. They don't fly certain distances because they'll hit the end. They'll hit the storm.

It's not gas or anything. No. It's actually just like Fortnite. It's just the big storm around us. Storm's coming. Actually, what we live on is a giant turtle. What book is that from? I don't know. That's from like an old book we live on is a giant turtle.

What book is that from? I don't know. That's from like an old book. That is from a book, yeah. But also, I think a lot of flat earthers believe that gravity, because like, okay, then what's gravity? Gravity is, so Earth is a disk, essentially, and it's always moving upwards, which is pushing us down, and that's what gravity is. But if it's moving up, there still has to be gravity in the first place. Like, you're pushed down when something moves up because gravity already exists you know it's like i i don't get it see matt i trust you if you graduated college this logic you're spitting is a little too much for me i don't i

don't think you understand the science and the semantics behind it though here's the thing guys you take an orange if i pour a water bottle onto an orange what does the water do does the water just pool at the top and sit still no it runs down the orange around the orange now I pour water onto the ground or a desk it pools flat

it's not running forever going around the globe and on the topic of that if I have a pen and I have an apple. There it is. That's it. Jackson just destroyed you with logic. Fuck.

You're not coming back from that one. I can't come back from that shit. If you have a pen and you have an apple. Jordan Peterson. So I've got a pen. And I've got an apple. Actually So I've got a pen. And an apple. Actually. Actually I've got a pineapple. And I've got a pen.

The white male and the white pineapple. I noticed in interviews that people have with them, the one thing that I have noticed is that it's really difficult to have a streamlined conversation with them because But Dr. Peterson? He's always like No, it depends on what you mean by desk if I desk

You mean flat surface made of wood then yes, I agree, but if desk you mean a place where the patriarchy sits at the forefront No, we're just talking straight well It's like the most obnoxious thing about him is that like if you like try and refute anything he's like Why have you watched all of my videos? If you like try and refute anything he's like well have you watched all of my videos? Have you seen my videos are you subscribed make sure you click the bell next time someone are you using our pops on Your phone is just his face like a lobster do you think about the lobster no oh god It's not a good movie He considers the lobsters like oh his the new trailer just came out for the favorite Is that his new one the guy he's a great guy?

Is that the same guy that did the lobster and it's killing of the sacred? Yeah. Yeah, okay I'm interested in dog tooth, huh? Have you seen dog? That's that's that's the first movie did that's so good Okay, cuz I saw the trailer for The Favorite, and it looks really good. I just like it because it has Sophie from Peep Show in it. Yeah, that's like a main character. Killing of a Sacred Deer was awesome. Yeah.

You still haven't seen Lobster? I haven't seen Lobster. That's my favorite of the two. We've got to watch Dog Teeth. That's the best one. Yeah, okay. But speaking of, Jordan Peterson's obsessed with lobsters. He considers it the best animal or something.

Is it like the most alpha animal? It's something about how they just live on the bottom of the ocean and they can live forever. Has someone made an image of the anamorph that is Jordan Peterson turning into a lobster? Actually, the lobster. I have a pen

and I have an apple. Destroyed logic. Boom. I don't know why, but when I think it's so ingrained in me, and I don't apple. Destroyed logic. Boom. I would love like, every time I, I don't know why, but when I think, it's so ingrained in me

and I don't know why this is, but when I think of lobsters, I just think of the RuneScape lobster inventory icon every time. I don't know why, like that is what's stuck in my brain

with lobster. I always think of going to Piggly Wiggly as a kid and seeing the massive tank of lobsters there. Yeah. Because I was so obsessed

with buying one as a kid. Did they have the circular tank? They did have a circular tank. There's one tank where it was a circular and you could walk around. These are like, there's a Piggly Wiggly chain that just got bought out by Harris Teeter, but there's local ones that weren't owned

to their own thing. A fish tank that was so small. That one was super tiny. And they were like, eight lobsters.iggly fish tank that was like so small like it was like super tiny and they're like eight lobsters if you weren't gonna eat them it'd be animal cruelty yeah do you guys remember like while we're on the topic of like obscure south carolina grocery stores do you remember iba was it iba iba and it had that creepy commercial with the little like CG animated dude. And he was like, you're going to get guaranteed low prices. I-G-A. I-G-A.

I don't know what it is. I-G-N. That jingle sounds familiar. Guaranteed fake reviews. I-G-N. Fake reviews. Ding. It was like so, the commercials were so unbelievably creepy and I cannot find them anywhere.

And I tweeted about it once and everybody pulled up the mascot, but it was a newer version that they had gotten to look better. But I remember the original one that was terrifying. I don't remember these, but we looked in the same, right next to each other. So I don't remember.

Yeah, well, IGA was in different parts of Charleston. It was in some of the- Well, we're from Somerville, so I don't know if we're past the tracks. Yeah, we were. You guys are in good old Well, we're from Somerville, so I don't know if we're past the tracks. You guys are in good old classic Somerville. Somerville, South Carolina. I wonder if anyone right now is listening from Somerville, South Carolina. If you are, we're sorry.

That's God's favorite town. Birthplace of sweet tea. Yeah, birthplace. Do you all want to go hang out in North Charleston at 2 a.m.? Sure. Okay. I would love to. That's where I went to high school, North Charleston.

Just walk down the street and see what happens. I went to high school. North Charleston. Just walk down the street and see what happens. I went to high school in Park Circle, North Charleston. For all of you. Everyone listening is like, what the fuck is that? He did graduate high school, though. I graduated high school. He did graduate high school. So that's something.

Didn't quite have the chops for uni life. Okay, Jack. You know, I went for a year. As a scholar. You watched the social network last night, and now thinks he's like mark zuckerberg dropping out yeah wait what about uh could i still get a g wait ged is for high school yeah he doesn't even know that you two have it everyone who graduated high school wait if you graduate high school that's you have a gd's general education you got high school. You know who doesn't have a GED?

6ix9ine. Tekashi 6ix9ine. And Aaron. Or XXX. Oh, Aaron doesn't even have a GED. So yeah, Aaron and Tekashi 6ix9ine, same person. That's not that uncommon, man. When Aaron goes to court, he shows up with a tie wrapped around his neck.

And then those big pink shoes. His outfit to decor was ridiculous and the baggy pants he's going to get just beat the heck up he will not survive prison good I hope you're

do people who support XX also support I don't know well the thing about 6ix9ine is like he legitimately is convicted of some pedophile stuff. I don't know why big artists still work with him either. Nicki Minaj. The video's not out there, but he

filmed himself doing some weird shit. Like, X is the only artist defending him. Yeah, I don't get why people defend people like that. Because also, he doesn't make good music, though, either. Licky, licky. Licky on my bicky on. With Nicki Minaj?

Let me get it started. Baby with the Robins. Looking all rough. My baby don't matter. They need to collab with 6ix9ine. Oh, definitely. Outkast? Class of 3000?

You guys remember that show? Yeah, I remember that. Apparently, wait. Wes, so my girlfriend used to babysit the girl who went to prom with Andre 3000's son, Seven. I think his name's Seven. I thought you were about to say with Andre 3000. I was like, wait, how young was the girl who took to prom? How old is your girlfriend? Either Harrison's girlfriend is like 60 or Andre 3000 I was like how young was the girl how old is your girlfriend yeah either Harrison's girlfriend is like 60 or Andre 3000

that is correct actually sorry ladies Harrison is off the market with a 60 year old woman and but you can uh so all the people that were ogling over his uh posterior on my Instagram story he is unfortunately taken I'll let you guys look at it, though.

Yeah. But touching's gonna cost. You could start a Patreon for your ass. Ooh. That's a good idea. It's a nice... Who needs a... Who needs to get a job in LA

when I can just sell my body? You can sell the cake, man. Open up the cake shop. Harrison's Cake Shop. That'll be the name of the Patreon. Sell a little slice for five bucks or you can sell the whole thing for 20. Ooh.

I like these price points. You can do, like, a pin-up calendar with your ass. You can like dress it up in different things. It's just like it's just like not it's just like calming now. It looks like a doctor. How would your parents feel about that? It's like our son moved out to LA and then

selling pictures of his ass. He's an ass model now. But you like through this comedic patron thing you actually get picked up as an ass model for like Calvin Klein and stuff. Oh. Dude you have it's nice. picked up as an ass model for Calvin Klein and stuff. Dude, you have... It's nice. It's a nice ass. Mike Calvin's.

And then I'm over here doing social media still five years from now for Super Mega. Would that be a bad thing? Why are you saying that like it's some kind of joke or it's not a good job? The real thing, Super Mega five years from now? Okay. If it's still making money. That's all I care about. I'm just waiting for the scandal.

The scandal's at least coming in 2021. True. The big, huge scandal. It's when we bring Michael Richards on the podcast. Just wait until I go rogue. You go rogue on the Super Mega account. Or you guys are going to be like Rascal Flats when they played for Trump. We're going to come do Drunk Join Live at Trump's 2020 inauguration. These guys are here. They're going to come do Drunk Drawing Live at Trump's 2020 inauguration. These guys are here.

They're going to entertain everyone. Drunk Drawing Live is coming out soon, though. It is, yeah. By the way, guys, Drunk Drawing Live. You can get tickets September 27th in the Los Angeles area at the Hi-Hat. Unless they're already sold out, which I doubt they are. Which they probably aren't, if I had to take a guess. Because it's a test show.

We've never done Drunk Drawing Live. We've got to get everything set up. Me and Jackson will be there selling merch so at least come for that. We'll be there doing something. You can see Harrison's ass in real life if you do come to the show. I'm gonna wear like a dress so no one can see it. But please don't touch because that's actually not cool. So if you see

Harrison's ass in real life, don't be weird. Don't dare to just respect him. Just respect his ass. Respect the cake. You know what I'm saying? Respect the pouch. Respect it. Wait, what's that from? Capri Sun.

Oh my God, yeah. Respect the pouch. That was in my brain. I was like, why is that in my brain? What is that? Respect it. Those are the commercials where he'd like jump on a Capri Sun and then he would explode instead of the Capri Sun.

I'm always scared. Yeah, the killing of children is hilarious. I'm always scared to drink Capri Sun because like, you know on Facebook they are like, they would always share like this horror story. It's like, look, I opened up my son's Capri Sun. And this was inside. It was just like, there was like black. It was like black in this Capri Sun.

It was just like mold or something. Probably because they fucking, they left, there was like a seven year old Capri Sun. They pull it out of the basement. We're like, here you go. Oh! Remember the woman that put the, her, like the finger in the chili at Wendy's? Yeah. Honestly though, that's a hustle right there.

You got to respect that. Yeah. Get it. Where did she get the, did they ever find out where she even got the finger in the chili at Wendy's? Honestly, though, that's a hustle right there. You gotta respect that. Did they ever find out where she even got the finger? It was in her own fridge or freezer. It was from some family member or something. Where did it come from? I can't remember. I just... She had a good old plan. She did. It didn't work out. She went to jail, I'm pretty sure.

And I'm sure Wendy's countersued with a big number. I just imagine the redhead like in court and just like. Didn't they like do a series of Wendy's commercials where they had the original Wendy's daughter? Yeah. But then they deemed her like not attractive enough. So they replaced her with like a really cute redhead girl. I was going to say that.

Like I was expecting like some like adult Pepe Lonstock looking person. But no. It was at first well like the daughter it was like the redhead daughter and she was middle-aged and then for like three commercials when they replaced her with like reba mcintyre wasn't it no that was kfc right no they had uh norm mcdonald as the colonel which is an incredibly bizarre casting choice for the colonel yeah they had the jason alexander no what's his name is it Jason Alexander. Jason Alexander as the new Colonel. Okay, that'd be pretty good.

No, it is. George Costanza is not the new Colonel of KFC. Yes, he is. There's a commercial with him. There's a commercial with him. I don't know if Michael Richards would go over well as the new Colonel. There's a commercial with George Costanza. What do you mean, Matt? I saw it. I see it on the ads before.

Jason Alexander, KFC. I'm going to see. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Fleet water too hot? Okay, yeah.

The fleet water is a little hot. You're right. Now, back to having Mr. Richards be the colonel. That would not be good. Honestly, that man does not need to be in an all-women suit. That's just asking too much. Anyway, thank you guys so much for coming on the podcast.

You can check them out on Twitter. Links in the description. We actually do have a new project coming up with them soon. Very excited for that. Keep your eyes out. Keep your eyes peeled for that. It's not movie reviews. What? Come on, man. Those are never happening. peeled for that. It's not movie reviews. What? Come on, man.

Those are never happening. They told us. That's not true. That's not true. The movie reviews are coming soon. Sure. We said five years now from Jackson's doing social media. That's when movie reviews come out.

Jackson, you can quit social media the day that we start movie reviews. Tomorrow. I can't quit. I think I'm locked up. We'll keep you in a cage we start movie reviews tomorrow i can't quit i think i'm like locked up we'll keep you in a cage they made me sign a horribly abusive contract well you you gave me the chance to read it you still signed it you're like eduardo from the social network i really wanted to ask kids with problems i wanted to make like a ridiculous stupid awful contract for jackson to sign and he'd sign it because he's like our friend and it's a joke

but then actually try to hold it up in court and be like he signed it so then he has to do all this awful terrible shit and like give us all of his money and stuff and be like Jackson you signed the contract yes it was a jokey looking contract but you actually signed it so it's gonna hold up. But Matt see I wouldn't do that. You think I'm coming back for my 30%

I'm coming back for all for everything. I'm coming back for all of Super Mega. Jackson comes and takes Super Mega. Do you know how much this would mean to my dad? Me and Harrison are just going to take over Super Mega Kick Ryan and I to the wayside To the wayside We're going to have to start a new channel Drop you guys off at Skid Row

Bye We'll just take your lives Like Jackson will take Lego I'll take banana Oh we put them down You'll take them. I'll take banana. Oh, we put them down. Oh, no, you'll take them, but you'll have to eat them eventually. You'll just be so- Wait, wait, real quick.

We made a joke in a mail video about Lego. And then Ryan's like, oh, yeah, I put them down. I got tired of them. And then I flashed a picture on screen with a cartoon sound effect that said, rest in peace. Apparently, people thought it was so real. When you search Lego, like Ryan's dog Lego on Google the most related search is like Lego put down

people had to see if he actually got put down Lego was alive and well guys we did not we saw him this weekend for some reason he's a different breed than I remember no no he just same dog was he always a bulldog same dog you probably don't even remember

it's just been a while man anyway thank you so much for coming on guys it has been a blast you're gonna see these guys more here and there on our channel and elsewhere

cause they live in LA now only if you want and with their special little project that's cooking up that's gonna be pretty epic me and Harrison and Jackson are cooking

we're cooking something up the classic boys are gonna be at it again bigger better and more badass hell yeah hell yeah but don't worry guys We're cooking something up. The classic boys are going to be at it again. Bigger, better, and more badass. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. But don't worry, guys.

I will always be here on Super Mega. I ain't going nowhere. But thank you for coming on. I said it again for the third time. Do you want to say anything before we cut you free? Is there lunch for us after this here? Depends on how much there is. Probably.

After Matt and I have lunch, if there's still enough for you, you then yeah That's the best thing about going out to eat with Matt Matt never finishes food Me and Jackson literally like vultures like flying above him We're just waiting And then we'll just snack Do you guys ever like Do you guys ever not order that much Just because you know that I'm gonna have leftovers

No I mean like we'll always get like Let's say we're getting like hamburgers We'll get like a hamburger. We're not going to like not get food. But like me and Jackson get to eat all. It's just funny because it's like

we grew up with, so it's me, Jackson, our other brother and our dad. So we eat a lot. Like we just learn to eat fat. It's like Malcolm in the dang middle. It's like a,

it's like a fight. It's like three wolves fighting over a bone. So we're just aggressive eaters. I'm glad you guys are aggressive eaters and I'm glad that the podcast is now ending. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs

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