supermegashow - EP 109 - Mad Crabs

Episode Date: September 22, 2018

We talk about our past, crabs, and play some Two Truths and A Lie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Montreal-style bagels eaten in Brandon, Manitoba. Here, we take the best from one side of the world and mix it with the other. And you can shop that whole world right here in our aisles. Find it all here with more ways to save at Real Canadian Superstore. Episode 109 welcome to super mega cast that's right uh back with a hot new episode well if you're listening to this on like 2022 but it's not hot and new anymore but it is still i mean if it's your first time listening to it it still is because like this is a podcast you haven't

heard before so it's hot it's hot and new to you it, it still is. Because this is a podcast you haven't heard before. It's hot and new to you. But to us, and maybe if this is your third time listening, it's not hot and new anymore. Yeah. How many people have been with us the whole way? How many people have seen every episode of the podcast? At least one. Because there was one subscriber in the beginning.

Sweet. Someone has. Somebody was the first subscriber. And the second and third wonder would be like i wonder if uh there's any progression and just the banter and the comedy and everything if we if i listen to the first episode and listen to a recent episode if i'll notice like a big change i think there is i think like uh i don't know i've actually i listened back to an old episode recently i think we were when we were new, I think we were a lot edgier.

We got that edge in because, you know, good old 2016 epic edginess. Yeah. And then now I think we're more chill. Before that, remember, there was Lowell Random. You know, comedy went in stages on the internet. Yeah. I definitely have my fair share of cringy Lowell Random. Oh, have i have that and i have my fair share of uh cringy edgy yeah so oh yeah i got it all under the belt yeah so uh but now we have uh whatever this will be

known as uh weathered down so that's we got watered down podcast episode 109 but yeah um last week we had a past two episodes we've actually had some some yeah last week we had past two episodes we've actually had some good guests on we had Ian from Smosh last week we had our friends Jackson Harrison Jackson's the guy

that runs our social media now it's back to us it's just it's just the two boys for the first time in a couple weeks so you get you get that classic

Matt and Ryan banter that y'all are looking for that y'all been craving it yeah I was about to say crave but then I stopped myself because I'm like are people

yeah people some people crave it so desire it like you think on podcast days a lot of people are just like oh come on and then when like when they see it like pop up is it this moment of oh a new video like when i was young when i saw like food battle 2011 or ever come out dude i got excited for fred fred goes swimming i fucking loved fred i laughed my ass off there's this one video where he's just talking about his medication yeah dude fred loses his meds i remember this shit i got it all up here man you know sometimes i'm laying in bed or i'm in traffic and i'm bored i just re-watch old fred videos in my head i love it dude what other one there's this like other guy he was in

kind of the same category as fred um it's his channel was like make me make me bad 35 yeah he had like this the same kind of bowl cut it was really 10 and he and he was super edgy though he was i don't know what he does now but i remember laughing a lot at his stuff he did he did a very low random music video, I remember. And I thought it was like the funniest thing when I was a kid. I mean, that's what made us laugh. We were kids. And like, not just that, but like, that's just where we were in our humor.

That's where we were, man. Humor's a journey, man. It evolves, man. It evolves. It really does. But speaking of evolution, not real. Just want to throw that out there. On the last podcast we established that the earth was flat, this one I just want to establish evolution.

Bullshit is not real. Never happened. It's absolutely fake. I mean, we don't have tails. Where'd our tails go? Exactly. You think we just evolved from monkeys? Then why are there still monkeys?

Yeah. Checkmate. Doesn't make sense. Ryan, you just got back from the beautiful land of Canada. Yeah. You went to the Toronto. The land of milk and honey. Land of milk and honey.

The Toronto International Film Festival. Not at all. Anyways. It's the land of ice and bears and. Is that really? It's icy and there's a lot of bears. Where I went, it was just the land of rainy city and the land of hot city. So, you know, it was a city city it was a city um i like the vibe

i love how they handle food in canada they bring the machine right up to your table so they don't have to go take your card away or anything what that's awesome all the waitresses have like a little machine with them and they go boop every everywhere you go do you have to tip in canada i mean you still tip yeah yeah. Yeah. Because, yeah. I know most countries just don't do the whole tipping thing. They just pay the employees more. Well, if you do it in like an Asian country, it's disrespectful. Yeah.

In a sense, isn't it? Uh-huh. Or I don't know if that's just like a... I know culture, other culture like this. I don't know if that's like one of those i um that that a lot of people like me do i had a friend in korea and he tipped and uh then like he left and like the waitress ran out in the streets after him to like give the money back because he's like you left your money yeah she thought he just left his money on the table he's like no it's for you and then i think she like got

kind of offended that he was just like trying to yeah i think it's like seen as like belittling it's just like oh it looks like you need it. Yeah, you did a real good job. Yeah, one of those things. Okay, I could see that. I like countries without tipping. It's very convenient. It is.

I know how much the meal is, and I don't have to add extra dollars on at the end. Yeah, but some people who know how to socially manipulate their environments, they work really well in that world of tipping. They do. Like, that's what I was noticing. I was just, like, one night I was just looking at it, and I was noticing how empty I felt in a conversation with a waitress.

Because in my head, I'm like. Ryan from Super Mega? Like, everyone's just smiling. It's like, oh, yeah, that's awesome. They're so interested in what you have to say or anything you say. They're working for that tip. I'll have the, uh,

the steak. Oh, how would you like that cooked? Uh, medium rare. That's awesome. Okay. It's almost like a,

it's like a performance job in a way, you know? Yeah. And like, I realized that and I'm like, my tipping now is like, Oh, that was a good performance.

I mean, you also, you also filled my water, which was nice. That's the main thing I look after. If I pay attention to anything, it's how often they'll fill my water because I drink water fast when I eat. Oh yeah.

But have you ever been to those restaurants where they fill your water? Like you take like one sip and they come back and fill it. And you take like another sip and they come back and fill it. That's a dream for me. Just always keep my cup filled, man. You can just go to a restaurant that it's got a leaky ceiling and just sit directly under the leak.

So it's just constantly filling your cup up. Yeah. I mean, you got to keep up drinking because it'll overflow. I do like Canadian money. It's so cool. It's like plasticky and colorful and has the little clear spot. Legitimately smells. Smells like maple syrup.

Like, they did that on purpose. That's not just like, ooh, it smells like maple. It does. 100%. I've smelled it and it smelled like maple syrup. Like, they did that on purpose. That's not just like a, ooh, it smells like maple. Like, it does. 100%. I've smelled it, and it smelled like maple syrup. And then I said that once, and people were like, no, it doesn't. It doesn't. Yes, it does.

My wallet sleeve smelled like maple syrup. I remember. I was like, yes, that is maple syrup. I went into this very bias of, there's no way. It was just some stupid thing. No, 100%. Smells like a dang international house of pancakes. That's just how it is it is this is how the fucking world is i'm sorry canadian money smells like maple syrup if you say it doesn't you've got a problem with it that's that's on

you man like that's just a fucking fact if anyone denies that it smells like maple it smells like maple syrup it smells like you tap straight into a maple tree that's that's like saying ice isn't a solid form of of hO. It's just a lie. Exactly. It's, it's, I, I remember our channel artist, our old channel artist, Foolish Captain Kia. She's from Canada. She stayed with us once and she gave me some Canadian money to smell. Smelled like maple syrup to me. Yeah.

And it wasn't a placebo. I sniffed that thing. But she's from that French part. She's from the. She's like in that frenchy part yeah the which part montreal she from montreal or quebec whatever whatever whatever frenchy quebec quebec cube quebec it's quebec right cubic cubic okay cubic yeah no cuba man i would love to go to cuba that's like's definitely up there on my travel list.

And the thing is... Well... Fuck. What did Matt do? What did you do, Matt? I don't know. I don't know what I did to Tucker. I figured that was just kind of like a brain lapse on his part.

He probably meant just to say, like, fuck you to me. Yeah. He saw both of us and he didn't want to make you feel excluded. Exactly. He said, fuck you to both of you. Yeah. That's what I'm thinking. That was nice of him. Yeah. He saw both of us and he didn't want to make you feel excluded. Exactly. Fuck you to both of you. Yeah. That's what I'm thinking. That's nice of him.

Yeah. I wonder what, what if that was real? Like Tucker's actually just furious at us. Classic, classic Tucker, man. Coming in and yelling extremities on the podcast. Obscenities, not extremities. Extremities is. Your extremities.

Yeah. Extremities. Extremities. Like your legs and arms, right? I got my words confused it's fine it's been a rough morning dude i had to drive very far to culver city and back and stuck in some traffic uh it was crazy dude is it too inappropriate to say that i feel like a an iraq veteran going off to war when i leave lego behind at your house yeah Yeah, I feel just like one, I feel. I feel like I have

a kindred spirit with that type of mentality. Like, I'm leaving behind my loved ones for the big fight. Maybe. I mean. For the big Game Grumps fight. I mean, I think there's a lot of other things you could compare it to that's not, like, Iraq veterans. But. Like Vietnam veterans, then. Well, I mean, it doesn't have to.

Because they went off into this war zone of, like, uncertainty. Of, like. You're just going to work to edit Game Grumps videos. Yeah, but veterans then well it doesn't have to they went off into this war zone of like uncertainty of like you're just going to work to edit gangrams videos yeah but like it's it's like a battlefield you're not walking you're not walking into a field with landmines and people with guns okay i mean each to each their own and for those wondering that was that was a bit on my part i really don't want that misconstrued for me actually. That Ryan compares himself to Iraq War veterans when he leaves his dog in the morning at home to go to work.

I salute you, Ryan. I don't know, I just figured there's going to be one person out there that really thinks I'm this unforgivable piece of shit, and I just wanted to make it clear to that one person. This Let's Player just compared himself to Iraq War veterans. Also, you know just compared himself to Iraq war veterans.

Also, you know, I make a lot of like, you know, on this show, we do a lot of bits where we, I guess we say them too seriously because people don't realize they're bits. Well, then we don't cut to like a, we don't, you know, in comedy, the whole thing is like build up, build up that type of thing. And then there's a release. Yeah, I guess there's no release. We don I guess we all do the release. There's no release. There's no release bit to our stuff. So it ends up of us just going, okay, now to be real, I just want to make sure that we're all on the same page here. I definitely do not think of myself as having the same mentality or honor or whatever you want to call it as an Iraq war veteran going off to war when I leave my pooch in the morning to go sit and edit Let's Plays. It's my favorite word, dude.

I love the word pooch. It's a good word. It's great. You called Lego that all the time. It's just a big goofy pooch. You know how like certain things, I think we talked about this before, you know how when you hang out with people,

they kind of mold you in a way. You're still you, but little things start to happen. Like I'll use the word pooch now a lot more great it's the best word to describe your dog for sure like i don't think there's any better word to describe lego than just a big pooch you know i love i don't know why i love that word so much i just think it's like pooch describes lego perfectly he's just a big goofy man oh man dude look at this pooch i'll show you a cute picture of this pooch look at him oh you see that's a cute pooch oh my god well wait what i was saying earlier was uh people with with the bits there's a musical artist named uh temper x and he he listens to super mega and he uh he's very

cool i like him a lot but apparently on some episode i just casually mentioned like yeah john goodman he uh he's a big supporter of the podcast he donates you know hundreds of thousands of dollars to support super mega and uh he just totally thought it was real wait really and then when we like when we talked for the first time he was like that's that's so cool and i was like what he's like the john goodman thing i was like that that's not real that was a bit he's like you said it's so real i was like the podcast is a mishmash of this fake universe we've created in our real lives. It's up to you guys to decide.

It really is. But I really did go to Canada to Toronto international film festival, which was fantastic. A lot of, a lot of good movies. Best movie you saw. Give us, give us your,

give us your, your review before it's even, I don't want to get the name wrong. I just call it Beale street could talk. Yeah.'t want to get the name wrong I just call it Beale Street could talk yeah if Beale Street could talk I just call it Beale Street the Barry Jenkins director yeah really good film that was my favorite film that

I saw when I was there other good films that I saw I was there the man who feels no pain it's an Indian film really fun it's just he just wax his hand with a hammer and goes I didn't even feel it and when he punched himself in the face didn't feel that one either yeah movie it's it's a it's a big like comedic montage uh like kung fu movies and all that but he just hits himself a bunch oh yeah

doesn't feel any pain no he doesn't feel any pain like that means that he can't feel thirst whoa or he can't feel the pain of an orgasm if that makes sense pain of an orgasm because you know how like the the whole orgasm thing is like, it hurts so good, in a sense. I mean, it's not painful, but he doesn't feel that feeling. Do you have painful orgasms? No, no, no. What I'm saying is, what I'm trying to get to is he doesn't experience the feeling he experiences. Oh.

He can feel the cum pushing through his urethra but he can't feel the to put it in simple terms that's what it is he just can't feel shit and it's a crutch in that way cause he can like not know he's dehydrated and just pass out from dehydration and shit I think that's real I remember reading about people like that and like

they told us to look it up and google during the movie people that don't feel fear like and they can they'll just do anything. Like they'll just like, could stay on top of a train and not be scared or like, which is very detrimental to you because, you know, fear exists to help you survive. Yeah, exactly. But other movies, Boy Erased was good. Like Boy Erased.

And I really enjoyed, what is it called? Float Like a Butterfly. Yeah, Float Like a Butterfly. It's an Irish or Scottish. I can't remember. I'm sorry. I'm a bad person. It takes place in the 60s and it's about the relationship this girl has with her community

and her father and all this other stuff. I don't want to give too much away but I think I saw the trailer for that yeah do you know when the Beale Street comes out in theaters October probably oh hell yeah I love Barry Jenkins he directed Moonlight and he's a fantastic director and Moonlight's a fantastic

movie so I'm excited to see what he did next Moonlight is better than Beale Street but Beale Street is still like when you watch it it's like this is a well, this is a well-crafted film. Ooh. Like he did, like he and the,

you know, those in sound design and those in, like who did set design and costume design, they all did a very stellar job. Trailer looked great. And in movies

in the vein of Moonlight, I saw two recently, part of the gay cinema canon. I saw Call Me By Your Name and I saw Happy Together, which is that Wong Kar Wai Hong Kong movie about the two Chinese guys

in Argentina. And it's real good. I would definitely recommend both of those movies. Call Me By Your Name, super good. I cried. Happy Together,

I also cried. Great, great movie. So definitely recommend both of those there are a lot of gay films at toronto there's one that i saw called pape pape chulo i think it's about this weatherman that has a breakdown and he hires this um mexican guy to do work on his house but like they start forming like not like a actual bond it's just this weird bond thing it's it's a comedy though it's a comedy yeah i thought it'd be like a really like sad like i mean it's sad in bits but like at the base it's a comedy dude maybe i haven't maybe i just haven't

seen enough like gay cinema but every gay movie i've seen is like is so tragic and just so sad well that stems out of the AIDS epidemic era, right? Yeah. Because a lot of people that lived through that saw their idols and heroes fall. And I think also... Think of Freddie Mercury fell. There's a lot of people in the community

that were tragically taken away and that were idols in terms of standing up for that community as representation. And they kind of unfortunately pittered off because of because of just just such a wonderful wonderful wonderful aids man you heard it here first folks ryan mcgee quoted aids is wonderful no but uh sarcasm for those holy shit sniff it aids is is no fucking joke that is i watched uh i watched pose that really good show and that's about aids

and holy shit so sad i started watching that oh did you yeah it's great i just i finished I watched Pose, that really good show, and that's about AIDS. Holy shit. So sad. I started watching that. Oh, did you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's great. I finished the first season. I've only seen the first two or three episodes. Really good.

It's fantastic. I did not know that one of the, Kate Mara and the kid that was started off in like American Horror Story, that's where people know him from. Oh, I haven't even seen American Horror Story. He plays the straight, straight okay I don't well not really he plays the white dude oh yeah yeah the main white guy yeah and then Kate

Mars his wife oh yeah yeah it's great though the second season is coming out like next year or something that's a I think it's an FX show really good really good and I guess while we're on the topic of this kind of stuff I went and saw Conan because ninja sex party just played on conan and conan is a known homosexual yes um came out on ellen he did he did back in 2003 yeah yeah that's what it see that's one of

those bits because like we don't we don't we don't play it off like it's a joke we just say it like it's fully normal and then everyone's gonna google like is conan gay but then they quick for those who are like for those who do the do the legwork i don't know why we're making our audience do legwork they're supposed to like listen to a podcast just to relax and we're like making them like what what i gotta go look this up now they're just messing with me it didn't even come off as a joke oh whatever i'll just i'll just uh i just won't believe it i just realized they're not even bits we're just gaslighting people yeah we're just like effectively gaslighting people.

Like when I said the podcast was in at 102, like I just gaslit a bunch of people into getting sad that the podcast was ending, which I apologize for if anyone actually got sad about that. It's not ending. Hence why we're at 109 right now. Yeah. My mom actually even thought that. My mom was like, so you're ending the podcast?

And I was like, what are you talking about? She's like, you're ending at 102? I was like, no, that was a joke. And I was like, what are you talking about? She's like, you're ending at 102? I was like, no, that was a joke. And she's like, didn't come off as a joke. And I was like, I got to really watch my tone with these jokes. I think I remember my mom saying something like that. It's like, oh, so I heard y'all are ending the podcast. Is that really happening?

I was like, no. See, now it hits too close to home. Because now our poor mothers have been tricked by our bits. They don't know what's real anymore. They don't even know what's real. We've fallen too far, haven't we? They used to look after us every day almost. Well, you every day, me every other week.

They've done so much for us, Ryan. They gave us nourishment from their bosom. They raised us. They put us through school. And now here we are gaslighting them into just ridiculous. They're not even things that matter. It's just like, yeah, Conan O'Brien's gay gay it's just like ridiculous it's misinformation we're spreading misinformation i think it's because i i get entertained out of the idea of like live like this stuff actually

being our timeline and so i just go along with it i'm like like, yeah. Conan's Gate came out on Ellen in 2003, man. I actually think he... Like, what would, like... It would change a lot. Like, he would be a different figure if that were the case. Yeah, absolutely.

Because then he would be, like, a big figure in the gay community instead of just the late-night talk show community. And he's clean, it seems. So, you know. He's great.

He's not going to be a Kevin Spacey for the gay community. I don't think so. Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. I don't think the gay community is don't think so i don't think the gay community is very happy very happy with kevin spacey oh be except be a little more accepting come on sorry kevin spacey i didn't mean to diss you but like conan was great live it was a very

entertaining show and you can actually get free tickets if you're in the la area i think you just gotta like enter some lottery or something no i mean it's it's with it's like every studio audience they just need to fill it so it's usually like a sign up and then first come first serve yeah if you're ever in la it's definitely something you should do it's super fun i got to walk around the warner brothers uh lot and actually that's a good lot did you go did you go to the do they still have the harry potter museum up no i didn't go there i mean i was like walking around the back with somebody and then um i did get to see the parking spot for the director of Young Sheldon. And then I saw John Goodman's parking spot and I took a picture in it.

But the cool thing was when we were leaving, because we went, Ross and I went to go see Ninja Sex Party play on Conan. And afterwards, one of the producer guys was like, you guys want to go on a quick tour? So he just took us on a little tour. We got to sit in Conan's seat. And that was super cool. It was water in his cup, not coffee. He had some water in his cup.

He had some notes he had written. It's to keep the throat nice and moist. Keep the throat moist. And actually, what's really interesting is between commercial breaks, before he goes back on the air, he'll hype himself up. But he just does a bunch of weird like, it looks like he's having like a seizure and he does that right until it comes back like he'll do it like five seconds

up until they're back and he's like welcome back! Is that a bit or does he actually he really does that he does like these little like spasms and stuff I think to hype himself up I wanna look at a video of him going okay welcome back ladies and gentlemen but he's great I think he's pretty much my favorite talk show host he's very funny

very cool very very chill. I didn't get to meet him, unfortunately. But I did get to see Burt Reynolds' autograph on a chair backstage. And I had just seen Boogie Nights for the first time, which is a fucking great movie if you have not seen Boogie Nights. You get to see Mark Wahlberg's, like, 20-inch penis at the end. Spoilers. Sorry, I just spoiled the movie. Whose penis?

Mark Wahlberg's 20-inch penis. In what movie? Bo Who's penis? Mark Wahlberg's 20 inch penis. In what movie? Boogie Nights. Mark Wahlberg's in Boogie Nights? It's the main character. It's Mark Wahlberg, Burt Reynolds. Is his penis in it? Well his character, the whole thing is that he just has the biggest nice penis. Mark Wahlberg wasn't in a movie with Burt Reynolds? Boogie Nights.

That was his breakout role. Really? Yeah. I thought his breakout role was Boogie Nights dude. And he shows his penis at the end. It's a process. It? Yeah. I thought his breakout role was... Boogie Nights, dude. And he shows his penis at the end. It's a process. It's Daddy's home. Yeah, Daddy's home was Mark Wahlberg's breakout role. Or Max Payne.

He pulls his penis out and it's like 12 inches. And it's not actually his penis. It's a prosthetic. But you would love Boogie Nights. It's a great movie. Yeah, there he is. Julianne Moore. He's famous because he's got a big penis in the movie. Shit. You would love it. Louise it's a great movie yeah there he is julianne moore he's famous

because he's got a big penis in the movie shit you would love it louise is in it it's awesome louise is in everything louise oh yeah yeah the guy from narcos uh louise guzman guzman john c riley's in it yeah he's one of the main characters i love john c riley watch it man there's a movie coming out where he's playing like one of the old-timey like performers like oh what's it called the thing about john c riley is he can do comedy drama whatever like he's really good and he always he has the same goofy voice in every role but like he's really good at playing serious roles too like walk hard that was his best serious role. It's called Stan and Ollie. I do love John C. Reilly. We both saw him at separate times.

I saw him at the Steve Brule event I went to. And I saw him drunk after the show. I think he was drunk when he, I think he's drunk when he does the Steve Brule character. I mean, that would be, that would be great. I mean, that's probably how he does it so well is he just gets drunk before he does Steve Brule. Hey, we're recording a podcast here. Wait, wait, wait. Sorry, the cops are here. Are they? I mean, that's probably how he does it so well, is he just gets drunk before he does Steve Brule. Hey!

We're recording a podcast here! Sorry, the cops are here. Are they? Did you guys press a robbery alarm? No. Where's the robbery alarm button? Yeah, there's actually like three police here. I didn't even touch the keypad. Wait, there's a robbery alarm button?

Apparently a silent robbery alarm went off, and now there's three cops here. Well, would this be a good time to go out there with the fake gun we have? That is a great idea. We could prank all the cops. Yeah, well, I don't know why, like, but every time someone's like, there's cops here, I'm just like, I just get like, wait, why? I'm like, they're here to arrest you, Matt. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well.

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Water ain't going to do much there. They sprayed water for like a long time it took a it takes a long time to put a fire out even with a ton of water yeah think of how much how much oxygen versus water there is that's true it's like it's like a big fight back and forth yeah it was crazy it's absolutely crazy man and uh a lot of smoke in glendale over the weekend a lot of smoke a lot of smog yeah Yeah, I'm trying to quit, so. I'm sorry if this is making it worse. No, no, it's fine.

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bring us back with okay you know he's gonna go get his water but i'm gonna keep this ball rolling like i've been playing the new spider-man i'm having i i well i beat it now i'm doing all the side stuff i want 100 100 it just in 100 and now i feel like it's a competition but I have a lot of fun swinging around you know it reminds me of like when I grew up in New York City Matt came in as soon as I started lying again so maybe that's a cue

I was about to tell people how I grew up in New York City but well I'm sorry I didn't mean to ruin your lie well actually the cops were here because it was ice and they were taking Ross back to Australia. Whew. That was another lie.

Yeah. This is all just lies. My heart did skip for a little bit, but I'm like. I just casually bring it in like on the, like, hey, dude, Ross just got deported. It's like, oh, well, that sucks. Ross. See, Ross. Not me.

He gets to go back to Peth. I'm a citizen, dude. We're both citizens, man, because we were born here. We were born in the United States of A. So we get that. Do you remember a summer ago when Budweiser changed their name to America? So their beer was just called America for a summer event? America beer.

Do you remember that? Jackson brought that up to me this morning because we saw Budweiser billboard and I just like completely forgot that they had done that. Yeah, they did. There's actually some pretty nice looking cans. What kind of marketing is that? Guys, we'll change our beer name to America. Can beer cans change their designs?

Why do they always look like it's just there for grandpas? Because I think grandpas drink a lot of beer. It just looks like the grandpa beverage of this generation. I know. Of every generation. Craft beers. And if you go to the grocery stores, a lot of creative bottles, a lot of creative cans. I do like creative ones.

Coke, that's a design. Just that red and that white. Classic. Like, seriously, I know it's so simple, but Coke really knocked it out of the park. Yeah, they got great, great branding. Whoever designed that logo, my hat is off to you. They have a good font. They really did a good job.

My hat is off to you, Coca-Cola team. Pepsi? Pepsi, it's... God, I really think they have, like, their... The whole blue-red, red like circle they have. I'm like, what is that? I know it's Pepsi. I mean, the marketing did its job, but it's not as pleasing as when you see a red Coca-Cola.

It's true. And it doesn't make me think of Cola the same way. However, I think Pepsi's old cans are much better. When it was that like epic font, it's like Pepsi. You know, now it's like the all lowercase, like Pepsi. They should just switch it to like just Babus font or just like how about just Papyrus

okay I mean I could see it if I were to make a beverage I'd make it like honestly Pepsi Man that game I'd love to play it on Superman

I just know we're gonna suck actually you'd probably be pretty good at Pepsi Man I'd like to see you try well I mean the thing is like I'll continue to like play and play just like with Billy Hatcher which honestly looking back is probably one of our best series I love Billy Hatcher you try. Well, I mean, the thing is, like, I'll continue to, like, play and play just like with Billy Hatcher, which honestly, looking back, is probably one of our best series.

I love Billy Hatcher. And you should all go check it out if you want to. Sure, if you want to. If you're looking for, if you're kind of new and looking for a Let's Play series, I personally would recommend Billy Hatcher. If you're looking for an old one, yeah, go check it out. It has a good arc. has a good arc also um like uh pepsi when i when i edited the pepsi man playthrough for game grumps with jimmy wetzel and ross nothing made me want pepsi more like i went out and bought pepsi that same day i don't like pepsi really i i can only like i don't know what it is i think it's the

design honestly of their like branding i don't like it um but because because, like, honestly, you put Pepsi in a glass cup, put some ice in it, you'll fool me in a heartbeat. Like, I'll be like, this is just some flat Coke or something. I like them both, man. It just kind of depends. Like, here's the thing. I can't describe how they taste different, but, like. There's a clear, like, difference. But if you were giving them side by side, do you think you'd be able to tell them apart?

I feel like I would. I feel like I could, too. For some reason, the best way I can describe is Coke is a lot sharper. Yeah, exactly. Pepsi is more like round. Yeah. And Coke is more like like you're getting punched in the mouth. Right.

Yeah. Kiss her. Yeah. Right. And the kisser. I watched that Family Guy episode last night. Dude, you're you're I can't wait for you to get to the one where they have to, they stop 9-11 and then have to cause 9-11 again. That is such, Seth MacFarlane, you've outdone yourself with these plots, man.

Stewie and Brian stop 9-11 and then realize they have to go do 9-11 again. That's fantastic. I'm sure all the people that, you know, survived 9-11 really liked that episode. I mean, and all the people who didn't probably liked it as well i'm sure they did and also you know seth mcfarland has the right to do that because he was going to be on that airplane yeah so he was every bit of a victim of the event there's gonna be that poor one guy in the comments that actually was supposed to be on the plane and like it's like very well known to his friends and family but he's like oh super mega won't believe me now i know i'm not

here to belittle anybody that was actually supposed to be on that plane and it's it's it's very lucky that you you missed the flight uh and it's also unfortunate that you didn't almost end up on a flight with seth mcfarland uh because seth mcfarland uh god i would be singing family guy to calm everybody down was family guy already out everybody that plane would be singing the theme song. You know the end of United 93 when they're all hanging together? Except if Seth MacFarlane was on the plane, they'd be singing Family Guy to calm everyone's nerves.

There'd be a chorus of that. That would have been a moment in history. It would have been. It would have been recorded on the black box. United 93 is a good movie. It's very sad. It's by the guy that directed Captain Phillips. He loves those movies with vehicles getting taken over.

Why are we talking about 9-11 so much? I don't know where I'm going with this. I don't want to talk about 9-11 anymore. Let's change the subject from 9-11. I don't want to say like I don't want to give it its due diligence. Rest in peace, everybody who died on 9-11. Very sad event. But let's talk about some fun things.

If it's not sad. If it's not 9-11. Very sad event. But let's talk about some fun things. If it's not sad, it's not 9-11 or AIDS or yeah, you know. Let's lie some more. Tell some more lies. Okay. Lies make everything better. Let's play two truths and a lie. Okay. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. You wanna play two truths and a lie?

Let's do it. Do you want me to go first? Sure. This game is so hard because I can never think of anything. Oh, getting a phone call. Who is it? It's from South Carolina. do it. Do you want me to go first? Sure. This game is so hard because I can never think of anything. Oh, getting a phone call. Who is it? It's from South Carolina. Answer it. Answer it, Ryan. Hello?

Hey, this is Tammy calling about your federal student loan. I don't have a student loan. I know. Tammy? I get those calls, too, and it's like, this is about your student loan application. Like, I'm not in school. I'm sorry. I never had student loans. I didn't either.

I didn't have enough time in college to really... Rack up some debt? Rack up some debt. I only went for one year. So my parents were like, thank God you left because we were out of money by the end of your freshman year. Okay. So two truths and a lie.

I'm going to have to cut this one up because you know i don't want to like think about it because then it's going to be obvious what the truth and lies are you know um okay ready yes i had a pet turtle when i was a kid okay jackson spilled coffee in my car today Okay And I saw a UFO once UFO's a lie Wait I just said three truths I'm sorry I just said three truths I don't know

I messed up You saw a UFO? I fucked up I've seen multiple things That I That you personally found to be Yes Unidentified

Yes That probably were identified To someone else. Possibly, yeah. In like the airfield or something. I've seen some. I've seen, I have seen weird shit in the sky before. Like that, actually recently when I was in.

Did you wave hello? I was in, I have. They, no response. But I did take a video of it on my phone. It's weird. It's not very good quality on my phone, but it was like a, it was like a big metallic, like a silver. Tall cylinder. Yeah. but it was like a big metallic silver tall cylinder. Yeah.

And it was just sitting still in the sky. It wasn't moving. And it had bright neon blue and red alternating lights. And it just was sitting still. God, you know aliens are all about them theatrics. They are, man. They're just like, look, the humans love this stuff. They love the lights.

I know. Watch, I'm going to dangle some keys out the window. It's like their version of dangling keys to a dog. And now I'm thinking about something else I saw when I was a kid that very easily could have just been a helicopter. It kind of looked like a pentagon-shaped thing with lights on all sides, and it was sitting still, just slowly lowering down below the tree line. And that could have just been a helicopter landing probably was just a helicopter landing okay i was probably just drunk as a kid you know that's perfectly fine man

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Do your two-shoots and a lie. Oh, shit. And then we'll get into the UFO stuff. Okay. Okay. Let's hear it. I used to go fishing at four in the morning with a man named Captain Jack. I had a movie theater party when I was young where we rented out the whole movie theater

and we could just go into each cinema and play video games and watch movies and do whatever we wanted. And in church, I accidentally set a flame to the altar while I was acolyting. This one's pretty hard. I know one of the truths is the movie theater thing. Because I remember you told me that. So now it's down to these two. See, this Captain Jack fishing shit just seems so, so, what the hell?

But also, I feel like if you would set the church on fire, you would have told me this. Just the altar. Just like the cloth altar. This is hard, man. church on fire you would have told me this just the altar just like a little bit cloth this is hard man because i feel like you've talked about your your acolyte days so much that this would have clearly have been a story i think that's the lie it is the lie so you went fishing at 4 a.m with when i was young my dad used to take me out on this boat with this man named captain jack we at like 4 a.m and we used? We used to fish for just catfish and bass

and we'd bring them home and my dad would make fish sticks. Well, first of all, it's pronounced bass. And second of all, Captain Jack? How'd your dad know this Captain Jack guy? Because my dad used to manage an inn and so Captain Jack would stay at this inn and he bought his boat.

And one time he invited my dad to go fishing with him and he brought me along so every now and then I'd be awoken up when the sky was still like dark kind of and I'm like why am I up it's still night time but my dad would just be like I gotta get ready come on Captain Jack

we gotta go fish with Captain Jack he's actually just like forcing your dad at some point like you're and fish with me today and bring that boy. Bring that boy or else we're gonna go catch some fish. Now, Ryan, stick your whole fist in this catfisher's mouth. I wanna take a picture. Oh, man. Before I get into the UFO things, I used to go fishing as a kid.

You know, I hated when you had to hold the fish for the picture. You tell by your face, you're not really enjoying remembering that. I'm not, because you had to hold up the fish and i remember my dad's like you gotta hold it right you gotta stick your fingers in the gills and like that always just uh well i hated because the the fish i always thought they would be easy to hold on to but they thrash those things are because they think they're dying dude they're out of the water and they're being held by some massive beast and in their mind they're dead they're like i'm this is it so they want to do this

Oh, you know like imagine if all the side like imagine you're on a boat and like a 600 foot octopus grabs you and pulls you underwater and then just holding you its tentacles while there's like flashes going in your face You think you're gonna die right? I'm gonna try to get away Oh, yeah, same shit, and then you always throw the fish back or or save them and kill them and eat them Yeah, we used to throw some of them back but we we need a good bit i uh i used to go crabbing and i would throw most of them back supposed to throw the females back i think we threw all of them back i used to go crabbing in uh sunset beach i think they don't allow you to go back in those dune areas anymore but i hate the one of the worst feelings i still just

to this day i hated when you when you're going through the marsh area and there's this big puddle and you have to walk through and you're like i don't want to step on a crab oh i hate it dude when you step on it like the blue crabs like the big ones that you eat at restaurants they'll they'll they'll perk right up they don't they don't run away no like they'll like make chase after you they'll chase you and they'll pinch you. I've never been pinched by one. The balls on a crab. They're huge. They drag behind you.

They do. It's insane, dude. Those things just, they're fearless. And I'm like, you're small. Why are you so fearless? They can just step on you. It's like little dogs. Why didn't we, though?

There's something that doesn't- We're not cold-blooded killers, Ryan. We're not going to kill one of God's beautiful creatures. Yeah, but that is something, right? We've evolved to the point to where we're like, ah, I can kill this thing, but I'm going to be merciful and not, so I'm going to teeter around and be scared of it instead. Instead of just crushing it under the heel of my boot.

Because, you know, like in nature, you would think that the crab would be seen as like, oh, it's coming at me. It's trying to harm me. I'm going to just kill it. But we're like, no, no, just let him be mad. Let him do his thing. Don't pinch me.

Yeah, I fucking hate crabs, dude. I mean, they're cool, but they're just like- You just step on them in the ocean. And then there's this one time where I stepped on one and I swam away and put my feet back down. It was chasing after me under the water. Yeah, dude, they hold grudges. They get pissed off. Yeah, so I was just like-

That's stupid. Why are crabs so mad? They're legitimately angry, right? Just fucking, yeah. They get torqued up they need to just like chill out and smoke a jay and just like relax jesus christ they need to put on a little damien marley dude there's the uh there's the fucking uh thumbnail it's gonna be you and i's crab smoking a blunt that's genius or except it's gonna be a quote-unquote cigarette

like a personal tobacco just will blur out the joint yeah how about it you're running through the ocean screaming and then I'm a crab and I'm smoking a J okay genius there it is perfect beautiful crabs are mad though and there's the name of the podcast crabs are mad mad crabs dude

people are going to think people are going to click it because they're going to think it's about like sexually transmitted disease but we're actually believe it because they're going to think it's about like. Sexually transmitted disease. Yes, but we're actually, believe it or not, we're talking about. It's easily, easy to get rid of. No, we've talked about this before. If you got crabs, it's like, just shave. No sweat when you got crabs.

Literally, it's like, why is that, why would you lose any sleep over crabs? Just like, I'm going to shave. Like, oh shit, didn't mean to get this. Luckily, it's not anything else. Maybe you should consider who you've been sleeping with, but. It's not, it's not a big deal. You should always consider who you sleep with. You should always consider who you sleep with. You should always consider who you sleep with.

And always use protection, guys. I'll spread that message. Use that sack. Use that rubber. Don't test your cards, guys. Don't test your luck. Use that latex cauldron. Use that latex soup bag, guys.

Back to UFOs, though. Picking it back up um have you ever seen an unidentified flying object what you what you think like it could have been something it could have been not that but to you at least you were like what the hell is that there was one thing that i saw that like i can't explain but i'm in my head i'm like memories change a lot and maybe you know because there's this one time when i was a kid, I thought I saw a three armed man. But that's another story. OK, well, you got to tell that.

You got to tell that next. OK, but like there's this one thing I saw. I did this. It was going horizontal. Then it quickly shifted up vertically and then went back horizontal. But maybe it was a slight shift. It was like not a slant. It was like a like up.

But that's very characteristic of like UFO reports isant it was like a like up but that's very characteristic of like ufo reports is like they can just like change direction instantly so i mean as i said memories change and i myself don't think i saw a ufo i think that there's a lot of there's a lot of factors and i know none of those are probably it but there's a lot of factors that play into where i don't necessarily i'm like that was a fucking alien. Every time I see, nowadays I keep thinking I'm seeing UFOs. Like, whoa! And then I realize it's just someone flying a drone. Drones look like UFOs.

Yeah. For sure. You see a drone, you're like, what the, oh. It's just a, because the way they like, they can just like stop and change directions. I'm like, what the hell? Dude, I used to think that like, I saw, when I was a kid, I thought I saw a pterodactyl. And I was like, what? They're those birds that like, have those tails with those diamonds on the end of them that you see flying every now and then.

Let me see if I can, I don't know what I'm talking about. Let me see. Did it scare you? I don't know. It just looked like a pterodactyl from below. Bird. God, thank the, thank God pterodactyls are extinct. Right?

Fuck them. How fucking terrifying would it be just, like, minding your own business one day in, like, a huge pterodactyls are extinct, right? Fuck them. How fucking terrifying would it be just like minding your own business one day in like a huge pterodactyl. Because they will kill you. They'll swoop down and grab you and kill you and rip you apart. Like. Oh, it's not their. It's not their tail. It's the head.

No, it's like these things. If you see them. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. An egret. Yeah. A stork.

So if you see them up, like it kind of has the like the beaks long and all that. Honestly, pterodactyls are, think the scariest of all the dinosaurs they're just unsettling looking too with the heads and like the and fuck whoever decided the you know spell pterodactyl why did they choose to do that that it's like you know that's gonna fuck me up for the rest of my life but pterodactyl unless i like commit unless i honestly just commit 10 minutes to just writing it out. Yeah. Or just maybe like once every three days for a week. Yeah.

You know? Or doing that whole thing where you do a word like wedness day. Just do pterodactyl. See, I don't know how to spell it. Well, the thing is I still do the wedness day. Every time I write out the word Wednesday, I write out wedness day. Same with February. Me too.

And tomorrow I write Tom or Ro. To remember like where the... There's other ones I do. What else is there? Shit. That's funny. Do you do the same thing with like tomorrow and February? Not tomorrow, but February. I still do Tom or Ro just because I remember one girl said it to me in school.

And I was like, that's... Yeah. It's stuck with me ever since. She's your soulmate. I gotta find her. I don't remember which one of my schoolmates this was, but fuck. You should put an ad out on Craigslist. Was it Miss Connections or something? Yeah, Miss Connections. Do people actually find each other on Miss Connections?

I have heard stories about it, on someone finding the love of their life on Miss Connections. Who decides to like, who looks at that? It's like, hey, I saw you on a plane. Is it like those who felt like they had a moment and then it's like maybe they know about craigslist and are into this community and they posted that's true because like do you know anyone that looks at misconnections no yeah so it's like if you post it on misconnections what are the odds that person's also gonna i mean i guess they're just so desperate they're willing to try anything yeah get the word out i actually saw no joke in la once i saw someone putting up

posters for someone that they had a misconnection with they were like person like i we saw i saw you with the store blah blah blah and i can't tell i think that's creepy honestly because like like you know a romance movie would portray that as like oh like yeah so you've been in real life it's like that's a little creepy you know that's a little bit creepy I don't think I'd be too flattered by that if it happened to me I think if I saw myself on a poster for like a misconnection like if someone it's one thing to make

like a post online but it's another thing to like make posters and put them up I think I'd be like I don't know if I want to be with this person that's a little obsessive might have worked in like the 50s 60s maybe you know 70s oh wow that's so cute but now it's like that's it's kind of strange yeah i mean there's a lot of stuff fuck what happened i was playing with my belt buckle and my my my finger slipped in the the

metal part of my belt that goes through the belt loop or the hole in my belt just jammed right underneath my fingernail not fun that's That's the Barry Manilow curse. That shit fucking hurts. Thank you. It's the Barry Manilow curse, guys. Never jam your belt piece under your fingernail. That's how Barry

Manilow lost all of his fingers. Yeah. You know I lost all my fingers. Is that Seth MacFarlane? It sounds like Seth MacFarlane. Every time I listen to Seth, I listen to Seth MacFarlane's Lounge Jazz album. And it was actually really good. Except I just hear Brian Griffin singing because his voice is just Brian Griffin's voice.

I love this era of Matt, of watching Family Guy and listening to Seth MacFarlane's jazz album. I'm not going to lie, dude. It's such a good era. And I don't judge you for it, but it's just an interesting time in your life. So Family Guy has kind of become like a comfort food for me. I'm serious. You know when you sit down with some comfort food, you know that feeling you get? Yeah.

I get that feeling when I get on the couch and i put on family guy see when i watch family guy it's like after you've eaten that comfort food and you're like man i probably shouldn't have shouldn't have eaten all that like i had that feeling of like oh when i when i see the exterior i i know but i wasn't prepared for this it looked good at the beginning but now I'm just like when the episode ends I'm like it's already done I'm serious I'm serious when Family Guy comes in already I was just getting into it I remember last night Frank

Javsi was over and we were watching some Family Guy and I was like alright one more and then I'm gonna go to bed and Frank's like okay and then another one started after that and I was like okay now I gotta go actually Frank was the one that was like I it ends, and I was like, I want more. And then another one started after that. And I was like, okay, now I got to go. Actually, Frank was the one that was like, I need to leave. And I was like, oh, yeah, sorry. But, you know, when I see the exterior of the Griffin household on Spooner Street in Quahog, Rhode Island,

and I hear that do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do, like, sting play, you know? Like, I feel comfort. I mean, it shows the interior of the house. And it's usually, like, a shot of the couch where, you know, you can see the front door of the house and it's usually like a shot of the couch that where you know you can see the front door in the background and Peter usually would be sitting on the couch watching TV and be like we now return to and then some offensive joke

those jokes did not age well on that show not at all I'm in 2005 right now you're loving it it's like watching a train wreck but also finding comfort in it I I don't know. It's like those people that love watching car crashes. I do that all the time.

Without the sexual stimuli. It's very nice watching Family Guy. In fact, it gets hearty laughs out of me at least once an episode. That's good. There's some episodes where- As long as it makes you happy, I support whatever you do whatever you do matt but i've been enjoying family guy of course yeah you've been on this for weeks now those things started ironically watching family and i've really found you don't have to defend yourself you know it's i mean people know this has been discussed

in like i know i don't i don't need to defend myself i've just been watching family guy and i'll just leave it at that yeah you. You just have a good time watching Family Guy, listening to Seth MacFarlane's jazz album. Well, the Seth MacFarlane jazz album was born because I was curious as to what... I was like, because I know he does serious music. Does he have a Christmas album? He does. You're going to put that on during Christmas. I know.

I'm going to come over to your place, and Seth MacFarlane's... I'll have the vinyl. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Let it snow, let it snow. It's just Brian Griffin singing. Like, if you shut your eyes, you can just see Brian Griffin singing. And they did a Family Guy episode. And Peter comes in and goes, I finally quaffed tonight.

See, that's it. That's Family Guy. It is Family Guy. There have been some jokes, though, some bits that just were so bad. And then, like, me and Jackson Harrison were like, we just instantly think of a better ending like there was a bit where peter uh did ecstasy and peter's you know he's on the couch and he's touching everybody going oh wow oh you're so nice and that was the whole bit just did it for like too long and ended but it would have been funnier that's what jackson said if he touched everyone in the family like he was doing but then

he goes up to Meg and then doesn't do it to Meg. End of the bit. That would have been, it still does the joke. Exactly. But it shows that they all hate Meg so much. Even when Peter's on ecstasy, he's not willing to touch her. I think the first time I laughed at Family Guy, oh man, good times, was when they all

started violently vomiting. I hate that bit. Of course you would. It's not because I have emetophobia, it's just because it's dumb. All the ones I realized... When I was young, I was just laughing because it's just like just a bunch of...

They're just miserable. And it just goes on for so long. I like the idea of like doing this like fucking fun thing that you're gonna like do with your friends and all of a sudden it just turns into like this fucking god-awful miserable experience. Is that the one where they drink Ipecac? Yeah and then they all just vomit

on each other and then Stewie pulls on the ears of Brian and vomits on his face. Fantastic. Some good shit. Fantastic. Yeah. I noticed they do a lot of this. Have you gotten to that episode yet? Not yet. But I have gotten to one of the No I have. I have. I have. Yeah. They do it several times in the show though. The vomiting gag.

Oh wow. It's a recurring thing. They also- Well, because they just go- It's very violent. Yeah, and they do so many bits on Family Guy, especially the show Progressives. You can really see it where they're just trying to buy time. Have they ever gone too far with Herbert? Actually, the episode I watched last night was the episode where Herbert sings the song

to Chris, where it's like the music video of him as an old woman, and they're married and have kids. So that was the, I just watched that one. You let me in on, if there's any jokes from Herbert, or any bits from Herbert that haven't aged too well, and might have been a little uncomfortable. Like 90% of Family Guy is not aged too well, much like probably early Super Mega,

the jokes have not aged well. Let's see. Yeah, but we're not a a fucking tv show right on cable network that has what just a lot of fucking writers and yeah we're just artists and stuff we have one artist we're a 19 year old and a 22 year old making let's plays on our couch so but but now now we're 22 and 24 give me a high five no 19 and 21 is what we were even younger damn damn you're 21 we started super mega i was high five. No, 19 and 21 is what we were. Even younger. Damn.

You were 21 when we started Super Mega? I was, I think. I was 19. I'm 22 now. I must have been 21. Damn, dude. You started in April of 2016. That's true. I had just turned...

No, I just turned 20. Okay, so 20 and 20. Sometimes you're just a year behind me, right? Yeah. Okay, because I'm 24. You're going to be 23 in February. Yeah. You guys enjoying this math we're doing right now, trying to figure out our ages?

We did it. We did it. Thank you. But also, what was I saying about Family Guy? Oh, yeah. How funny it was? That. But so many of the jokes are just like, I'll watch it and it's like, ooh.

It's a lot of them. They do a lot of rape jokes. They're really keen on the rape jokes in season four. They really love that we talked about it with ding dong and julian of how there's this whole bit of quagmire raping mark yeah like family guy just loves the rape jokes it's really weird how much they do them and also they do a their big thing is the race jokes and the rape jokes they they love them well you know if you're like seth mcfarland and never realistically have to worry about rape i could i could really perceive or race yeah you you we disagree on

one thing you think the tier is american dad cleveland show no no no that was a joke oh okay no no okay thank god cleveland show is at the bottom okay but i do i do find myself when i put on american dad enjoying it more than Family Guy. I think more so that it's a breath of fresh air because I've seen way too much of Family Guy that it's kind of like the same thing. I mean, American Dad, there are a lot of really stupid bits and it's not like... It's more story-based than reference-based, right? But also, like, okay, I don't know.

I used to think American Dad was better, but because I haven't seen it so long and I've just been having such a blast watching family guy i think family guy is my top right now both of the they're all of the same ilk though it's not like they're like a different it's not like one's the simpsons and one's south park it's like they're both it's a family they have an anthropomorphic character that's not a human uh yeah it's pretty there's a son and a daughter it's like this cleveland show is the same there's an anthropomorphic bear, it's pretty, there's, there's a son and a daughter. It's like this Cleveland show is the same. There's an anthropomorphic bear. Yeah.

It's like Seth MacFarlane just like, it's like he has a, he has a format for a show and he just like control C control V twice. Yeah. Made, made one of them like a patriotic feeling, made one a black family. And then he's like, there's all my shows. Boom. I wonder if there's going to be any more. Uh, I hope so. Seth MacFarlane should do a Netflix show.

I still think Futurama's top tier for cartoons? for like adult cartoons Futurama always classic Futurama's great Futurama's a show where I can always go to it and just watch an episode and I never

and I don't think I ever laugh out loud you sound like Joe Swanson for a second I know cause I sound like Joe Swanson cause I'm on Family Guy right now i threw up in my mouth a little bit but yeah but uh i i don't find myself ever laughing out loud uh to anything in futurama i just find it entertaining yeah and family guy do a lot of bits there's a lot of clever stuff in future oh yeah it's entertaining family guy i just i i'll have a very hard laugh at one of the jokes the rest of jokes i'm like yeah but that one laugh

is worth it i like bojack horseman i've never i've only seen like two episodes i have to season five just came out i gotta see it because i'm all i've seen everything so i mean i enjoy it it's fine when i mean fine i mean it's honestly one of the better adult cartoons that have come out I mean Rick and Morty is a good quality show wait what

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