supermegashow - EP 110 - AlphaMega

Episode Date: September 29, 2018

We talk them Alabama boys, Lil Xan's Hot Cheeto incident, and figure out if we're alpha or beta males. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I'm actually thinking of legitimately getting one. I'm getting tired. I'm getting really sick of smoking. Dude, you should! Like this one in particular. It was cheap, too. We're gonna lose all of our subscribers because we just look like losers with vapes now. Well, I need to legitimately stop smoking. I'm the loser.

You're not a loser for vaping because you've been smoking for years, so you're not a loser. I've been smoking since I was 18. I am You're not a loser for vaping. Because you've been smoking for years, so you're not a loser. I've been smoking since I was 18. I am a straight up loser for vaping for no reason whatsoever. Just like, I'm going to start vaping. You know? It's like, I'm a dumbass. But, I mean, when you first came out here, we had a huge hookah phase.

God, we did. We smoked that thing. Every night. It was so bad for us. It would be a thing where, was it you or Daniel who came came up with are we firing up the hook that was me that was you let's fire up the hook boys and then we just all three just sit in our apartment like order a shit ton of food and like i don't know what we would just watch netflix and then just smoke the hookah god damn kid think about how bad that shit was for us i know okay apparently like one hour of hookah god damn kid think about how bad that shit was for us i know okay apparently like one hour of

hookah is like 60 cigarettes so it was good while we were doing it we were just like oh fuck i remember one night you were getting into it i fucking i would suck the shit out of that hookah oh yeah i uh god i i took one massive rip off i was like guys watch this i'm gonna do a really big one and this is before i realized that like too much nicotine doesn't feel good. And you need to be hydrated because it dehydrates you. And I just went for like 10 seconds. And then I was like, oh. And then I had to go lay down because like. One of those moments where it's.

Yeah. Everything like I got like tunnel vision and everything started going like, like black and white, like monochromatic. And I got up off the couch and i got like the little white flickers and sparkles all over my vision and i stumbled into daniel's bedroom and then i just like fell onto the bed face first and i just laid there for like 30 minutes trying not to throw up it was bad nicotine is not fun guys it's not fun at all especially when you're addicted to it i just uh yeah high five dude we're both addicted to nicotine. Isn't that

fucking sweet? You got yourself addicted because you got yourself a fucking Juul. I don't Juul anymore, though, guys. No, but that's how you got addicted to it. You just bought a Juul for no reason. I know. I did it for the meme of it. And I fucked myself up. But at least I'm vaping. I mean, it's not the worst it could be. You know how I got into cigarettes? How'd you get into cigarettes?

I got into cigarettes because it was advertised as, like, a small dose of marijuana. And you were like, oh, I want to smoke marijuana. Kind of. Yeah. Because in South Carolina, marijuana is just hard to like, I mean, it's not hard to come by, but it's not, there's stores don't sell it. Yeah.

Yeah. And you can't say the word bong in a smoke shop. Right. Right. There's, there's a certain stigma around it in South Carolina. So I actually had weed before I had cigarettes and then someone offered me a cigarette and goes, it's like a mini high dude. And I went, and also when I got that buzz, I was like, wow, it is like a mini high. That was the beginning. And that was the beginning with Marlboro Skylines. Ooh,

that was the beginning dude. Ryan's first puff of a ciggy. Ooh, that's the beginning, dude. Menthol, man. Ryan's first puff of a ciggy. I was like, ooh, that's minty. It actually tastes good, too. Because I hated the taste of, like, pipes and stuff at the time that you smoked out of. That cigarette tastes disgusting. Well, see, well, not menthol. Well, menthol to me, well, okay, it was better than, like, smoking out of a pipe. Because you know how pipes, like, just... Just tobacco tastes nasty. It's like...

I was talking about more weed. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, that's close, too. Yeah, it tastes really bad. I don't think there's anything you smoke that tastes good. It's just like a burnt, nasty... I mean, vape tastes fine. I mean, I got Apple Jack's flavor, and I got lychee flavor. See?

You can have all your little kitty flavors. I know. And look at this. That's how you get addicted. You had a Juul with, like, fruit flavors. It was fruit medley. Nicotine. And, what, smoking a whole pod is like smoking a pack or something? No. One pod is 200 cigarettes worth of nicotine.

That's how I got. How many pods have you had? That's how I got addicted. How many pods did you have? To be honest, don't fudge it. I probably went through, in my whole juuling phase, 12 pods. So 12 times 200. So you smoked 2,400 cigarettes?

Worth of nicotine, yeah. That's a lot, right? I did the math on that, right? 200 cigarettes, 12 pods, 12 times 2 is 24. Yes, 24. So basically, that's how I got so addicted to nicotine, was just in that one month period, it was like smoking 2,400 cigarettes you know how long

it takes me to smoke 2,400 how am i not gonna get addicted to nicotine when i was like when it when it's that much nicotine what is jules supposed to be like the safe way to no it's no it's no what is what is it at no what i'm i guess i'm asking what is it advertised at it's just a cool little device that gets you a buzz that's all it is it just it's not like some safer alternative in fact i think it's way worse than regular vaping that's why i switched over to a vape because i want to quit so i want to low because with vape juice you can like lower the nicotine content so i can just keep lowering it down until i'm at zero and that's my plan but like with the jewel um dude i i I would say if it's at the worst. That's why I can't quit.

Dude, I don't even smoke that many cigarettes in a year. Yeah, don't get a Juul. You smoked that in how long? Like a month and a half. A month? You smoked like a year's worth of cigarettes in a month. Year's worth of nicotine. Nicotine.

Because cigarettes. They get the tar out of that in a month years worth of nicotine nicotine because cigarettes yeah but like jewel one of the things i noticed about smoking a jewel was like every now and then i don't know if it would like concentrate and then like fire out but i remember i do like one small hit and it would hit me so hard that like everything would be spinning i'd have to like lay down it's it's not fun jewels suck jewels are. I went back home and like some of my friends were using Jewel. Like I was like, hey, anybody want to go out? Like I feel like this old man that's attached himself to cigarettes and people are moving to vaping and Jeweling and shit.

It's the future of smoking. I feel like an old fogey with my cigarettes. Get yourself a vape, dude. This one was like not expensive. And it's touchscreen. It's pretty fucking cool. It looks so sleek. Just charge it while you're in bed and just. Are you going to do some vape, dude. This one was like not expensive. And it's touchscreen. It's pretty fucking cool. It looks so sleek. Just charge it while you're in bed and just.

Are you going to do some vape tricks at the show tonight? Because tonight. Today, we're recording this the day we're doing Drunk Drawing Live. Yeah, we've never done Drunk Drawing. It's our first test show. Sold out. It's like 200 people. Is it 200?

200 people. I thought it was like 130 something. Nope. It's like a. How are they going to fit 200 people. I thought it was like 130 something. Nope. It's like a. How are they going to fit 200 people in the hi-hat? Well, it's like, it's like 175 and then there's like 25 people on the guest list. Jesus.

So, woo. I'm really excited. I'm, I'm, I'm a little nervous, but I'm not that nervous. It's the day of that I found that I'm actually kind of nervous. Yeah. Same. But I mean, we're gonna get drunk. It's all, it's, it's, it's not like where we don't really have to improv that much in

terms of like we did for the Super Mega Live podcast. Oh, I'm way less nervous than I was then. Because we're just drawing and getting drunk. Yeah. And we got friends on stage. We got friends in the audience. It'll be a good time. Yeah.

And this comes out the day after. The day after it was. So if we've completely bombed it last night, then yeah. Hell yeah. I know it's not gonna go up on youtube but is someone filming it where it's gonna be recorded okay um and then we get to decide what we do with that we'll see we'll see maybe uh maybe we'll release it like a cut down yeah well it's because it's our first uh show of this format we don't know because you know first shows in there they

can be rocky so if it's not very good maybe we'll just save that audio and then wait for a future show and release that one. So if we don't release this one, it's not because we don't want to share it with you guys. It's just because maybe it wasn't the best release. We'll see. We'll see. Maybe it'll go splendid. Maybe it'll be fantastic. I hope so.

I mean, we're going to have a lot of people. I feel like the hour and a half is going to go by like that. Especially when you're drunk when you and i record drunk drawing when it's just the two of us we can record a 45 minute show like just with it goes by the fingers so yeah so come on out uh yesterday if you can um and come and come see us live last night can't wait that was a good one. Thank you. Thanks. Dude. What? What's up with the mind of Jake Paul? It's a big old documentary on YouTube right now. Big documentary extravaganza. It's one of the biggest media events of the last century, I'd say.

Shane Dawson's documentary about the mind of Jake Paul, which I could give less than two shits about. But you don't give less than two shits about it because. I could give less than two shits. You couldn't. I couldn't give less than two shits. I used to do that all the time. I was like, man, I could care less.

And all of a sudden I'm like, wait a second. Oh, I've been saying it wrong this whole time. I couldn't care less. Oh shit. I've been saying, I have been saying it wrong. It just rolls off better without the oomph. I could care less. I couldn't care less. Oh, shit. I've been saying it wrong. It just rolls off better without the I could care less. I couldn't care less. Yeah, they gotta throw that

hard English fucking blows! So, essentially, I want to talk about Jake Paul for the remainder of the podcast. Yeah, let's give him more publicity. We can put him in the tags.

We can put him in the thumbnail? Actually, speaking of the podcast. Yeah, let's give him more publicity. We can put him in the tags. Put him in the tags and the title. We can put him in the thumbnail. Actually, speaking of this episode's thumbnail, because we've been busy preparing for the show, it's been a busy week. Basically, we didn't have time to get our thumbnail artist on to draw a podcast, did we? No. Do you... I mean, I can draw it if you want. Would you mind

doing this week's podcast thumbnail? No, I can do it. You just have to tell me what what to do and i i'll put a i'll put effort into it as the podcast continues we'll figure out what this episode's uh what it's gonna be yeah i think it'll yeah i'll definitely i'll definitely draw the the thumbnail ryan this is this is your opportunity make it big man oh man hopefully talent scouts are looking at our channel when this goes up the biggest talent scout in the United States. They surpass all of Don's beautiful artwork. And they see now this one.

Holy shit. This one really pops. Kicks the door open of like a boardroom. Stop what you're doing. You got to see this. It's the next big thing. Just a bunch of businessmen jerking off under their pants. Yeah, just put it up on screen. is that what they do in board room meetings they all just sit around the table

just jerk off under the desk yeah but it's like this weird thing where like none of them are like none of them want to want to say that they're jerking off so they all know they're jerking off but they're all trying to like get by as if they're not jerking off at the same time i'd love to sit one of those board meetings then imagine being like a new guy and you have no idea that you're supposed to be jerking off in a board meeting and you're just like so uh why is everyone so quiet and you just hear on the tears just what's that someone's really wet and he like looks under the table he's like jesus christ it reminds me of uh when it came out I laughed my ass off At it of the whitest kids you know sketch

Where they're at a board meeting and then Timmy Reaches into his pants and pulls out Like a piece of shit And just like goes And just puts it on the table And he's like ah gross Later he's like he'll put it on the table so that he's just holding his shit And he like

Falls asleep And hits him in the face like oh damn it gross They were they did like a reunion put it on the table so that he's just holding his shit yeah he's like he like falls asleep it's in the face like oh damn it gross they were they did like a reunion thing in la and i wanted to get tickets but i just oh shit really yeah they were all together oh my god you got sam you got trevor you got dennis you got uh timmy got alex you got alex what alex i don't know their names no i know most of their names i i forget the guy with the short hair who is in You got Timmy. You got Alex. What? Alex. I don't know their names. No? I know most of their names. I forget the guy with the short hair who was in the movie with Trevor.

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Well, he's in love with this girl, so good for him But he's like posting pictures of them, like, naked in bed together. I see one of him in the bathtub. Yeah. He's posing a lot of, like, naked pictures of himself. Soaking our pee-pees. Yeah, it's weird. It's like a high school couple posting on Instagram.

But, I mean, I'm happy for Steve-O. All the love to him, man. All the love to Steve-O. If he's happy, I'm happy. I base my happiness off of Steve-O's happiness. I'm trying to find other pictures of him and this woman. Is this just a picture of him holding up a bunch of his pubes? It's Steve-O, man.

I wouldn't be surprised. Pubes or beard? I don't think he ever had a beard. He said manscaping. Yeah, it's his pubes. Right on. Right on. Right on.

Steve-O. Take a picture. What if we did that? Just shave your pubes and Right on. Right on. Steve-o. Take a picture. What if we did that? Just like shave your pubes and then hold it up in front of the camera and like smile for the camera. I think given our audience, it would just be highly inappropriate. Absolutely. I'm glad we're on the same page, Yvonne. Speaking of that, though, when we announced Strong Drawing Live and it was 18 plus because of like the nature of the show and also the venues, you know they're not gonna let like a 15 year old into a show about drinking it's like

i a lot of people were like you guys are fucking idiots you know your fan base is 12 years old you're not gonna sell shit and then like two days later we sold out so i was like less than two days later right i i just i was actually very surprised we were able to sell a show out with only 18 plus because not that i don't it's not that i think our fan base is young, but it's that, uh, just like in one city that there would that be that many, uh, viewers that would buy a ticket. How many people bought a ticket and just aren't showing up and did it as like a donation? Be like, I'm just going to help them out. That'd be, that'd be, well, I hope if you did that, you showed up, you paid for it.

I wonder how far people are going to come this time. Cause remember people like Alaska last time. Yeah. People traveled through several States last going to come this time because remember people like Someone came from like Alaska last time. Yeah people traveled through several states last time to come see us. That's wild. Bravo. I mean we appreciate that. That's incredible and that's really sweet if you do that. The guy that came all the way from

Alaska to see our live podcast. Yeah he came from Alaska. Someone came from, there are people that came at Anime Expo. They came all the way from Mexico and stuff. Are these the ad reads? Those are the ad reads. Why are they so big?

What do you mean? Oh, it's just the printer printed out a bunch of like... Wait, how many pages is this? Alright guys, today we've got a 30 minute ad read. So wait, do we have... How many ad reads do we have? Two ad reads. Guys, get excited.

Two whole ad reads this episode. Have ad reads guys get excited uh two whole ad reads this episode have fun cutting that one out yeah i can't i want to talk about something right i want to talk about something very serious um ebola a little more serious than ebola okay uh it's very tragic actually uh rapper lil xan uh was hospitalized because he overdosed on hot Cheetos. I've never heard Lil Xan. Who is Lil Xan? He's a rapper. He's one of those Is it spelled like Xanax?

Like Xanax. Is that why he named himself Lil Xan? Yep. Xanarchy. He had to go to the hospital because he ate too many hot Cheetos. How old is this kid? He looks pretty young. He was dating Noah Cyrus, which is Miley Cyrus' younger sister. And it's, oh man, let me see. He's a young kid and he's like, Zanax.

Is that his thing? No, he quit Zanax apparently. He's 22. Oh, he's younger than me. I think he quit Zanax after Lil Peep died. So, I mean, good for him. I mean, Xanax is a dangerous drug. So, you should only take it if your doctor recommends

it to you. And you should not take it. And even then, be questionable and be like, is there anything else possibly, maybe, just in case? Yeah, careful with Xanax, guys, for real, because that's highly addictive. And also, it's pretty easy to get very addicted, but also, you can overdose on it.

And also... You can overdose on a lot of things. Not marijuana. No, yeah. You actually could overdose on marijuana. What, you'd have to smoke like... 2,000. 2,000 joints in like an hour.

Something like that. Bro, I know what we're doing after the show tonight. What? We're going to try to overdose on marijuana. We're going to smoke 2,000 joints. Okay. Are you down? Yeah. It's gonna be one of those videos where the guys like break the

coconuts and they're like all lined up on a table and they just walk down and break the coconuts. It's like that but it's just a bunch of joints down like half a mile of table and we just Dude I don't know how I feel about a floor covered in roaches. Oh I see

what you're saying man. Because roaches is the burnt end of a joint. Yeah. I thought you were talking about the bug for a second. I was like, ew. Right? Ew. That's what I was doing. I fucking hate roaches, dude. I've talked about this before, but honestly, they're one of the few things on this planet that

I hate the most. Okay. Why do you hate them so much? Roaches? They scare me. They do. That's why I'm scared them so much? Roaches, they scare me. I don't even... They do. That's why I'm scared of them. It's so simple. They scare me.

I'm terrified. I don't like them either. I kill them. I don't know why... Do you save them or do you kill them? I know some people are like, you've got to save them and put them outside. No, so they can lay more eggs around my house and breed more? Put eggs into my carpet?

No, I'm eradicating them. Every time I come home... Not every time, but every other time I come home from vacation, there's at least one roach I find somewhere in my house. Just dead? And it's dead because, like, I'm not leaving food out while I'm gone and shit. So it's just like, well, I came in here for no reason. I'm dead now. Lesson to all bugs, don't come into my place because you won't find any food unless you know how to open a refrigerator door

banana opened up my cabinet the other night the one that is one up it's like three feet off the ground and I have no fucking idea how he did it he just opened it all the way from the counter like he climbed up and then he just opened the cabinet and the cabinet opens towards

the counter so I have no idea how he did it it was actually on stream. Like you can hear us reacting to it. I was like, what the hell? Is that why you brought him in? Yeah, he opened this big ass cabinet in my kitchen. And like I have no earthly idea how he did it. I just looked over and it was open.

Did you tell people to clip that? Oh, I should have. Damn. Damn, Dania. Damn, Dania. I didn't fish talk my Lil Xan, dude. He ate too many hot Cheetos and had to be hospitalized. I think he's stupid.

He is stupid. If I'm being quite frank. Lil Xan is a dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dummy. That's one of the dumbest things to be hospitalized for. Like, there's a lot of dumb things to be hospitalized for. But eating too many hot Cheetos, too many flaming hot Cheetos. I'm going to look up Lil Xan. Lil Xan.

He doesn't deserve that, Matt. He just deserves the little? Yeah, because he's little. He looks super. He doesn't, he's, I'm not going to call him Lil Xan. Lil Xan. He doesn't deserve that, Matt. He just deserves the little? Yeah, because he's little. He looks- He doesn't- I'm not going to call him Lil Xan. He's got the face tattoos and everything. Oh my God.

What? He's so young. What did he do to his face and his teeth? You've seen the picture of him like kissing Noah Cyrus, right? Where his like face is like flat against her. Okay, that's just a grill, right? That's just a grill. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. Why is he doing that stupid thing where he's like pulling down his like bottom lip? That's a, that's a, that's a big thing. Is that like a. It's a thing. Millennial thing or is it just a model thing? Well, actually Ryan, he's Gen Z like I am. So, um, but, but I think he's, he's, he's taken things out of the millennial handbook.

Z, Z, Z. Don't, don't lump him in with me. I'm just, I'm just going to go ahead and say he's a millennial in this case. And he has dots on his nose? Dots on his nose, yeah. I just wanna look at an interview. I wanna hear his voice. Look at the picture of him kissing Noah Cyrus. Because he's got his face, like, pressed flat against hers.

And it's really funny. I gotta hear his voice. Is his music good? Uh, I wouldn't say it's good. Lil Xan explains how Hot Cheeto sent him to the hospital. TMZ. Xan, Diego, what's up, man? What's up, man? How y'all doing? You had people scared. You had your fans scared a little bit the other night.

Tell me what actually went down. You're referencing the Cheeto thing, right? The Cheeto. Cheeto gate. 2018. No, the other thing. I'm a big Cheeto fan. A Hot Cheeto fan. My stomach's still not completely better yet. I literally was just one bag.

It was just one bag. Ate it. I was drinking soda. I have a really poor diet. At least he can admit it. And next thing I know, for four days, I was feeling really bad. I don't know, just stomach aches. Then I ate another bag of the chili lemon ones,

and literally just I vomited a little blood, and obviously that scared the... And you're positive it was blood. It wasn't like all the dye from all the... No, it was... Well, hot Cheetos are, like, red. Yeah. It could have just been that.

That's so stupid. Like, he's like, I ate a bag of hot Cheetos, that's all I ate, and then I had some soda, and then I ate a bag of hot Cheetos. That's all I ate. And then I had some soda. And then I ate a bag of the chili lime ones. And then I threw up. So I had to be hospitalized. Maybe don't make you die. It's fucking hot Cheetos and soda.

Is he a mumble rapper? Yeah. No. Kind of. I don't think he's awful. Don't thank you. I don't know. There was a big Lil Zam billboard in Glendale last year. He's doing what he's doing. I have no hate for him. I don't know. There was a big Lil Zam billboard in Glendale last year.

He's doing what he's doing. I have no hate for him. I don't even know him. I'm just saying he, I don't know. You turn yourself into a, he's turned himself into a, into a, into a. A character. I guess a brand. He's turned himself into an item.

Yeah. To be consumed. Yeah. Like hot Cheetos. And like, that's just, I wonder, how young did he get started? Um, I don't know, dude. Because he's super successful. Yeah.

Like, fuck, man. He's. He was dating Miley Cyrus' little sister. And then. They broke up? Yeah, they broke up because Noah Cyrus texted him a picture of like a porn star with some other guy's face on it, like as a joke. And then he thought that that was an admission of her like cheating on him.

So he broke up with her. And then she was like posting about how she, they were like super like broken apart and sad. And then she said she was selling like a bottle of his tears for $12,000 or something, but it wasn't real. And yeah, it's just, it's a mess. It's just a big mess. Ryan,

can we get some girlfriends that are like, can we go back to the day where celebrities would just shave their heads when they went cuckoo bananas? I remember, remember when that happened, when Britney Spears shaved her head? I remember it was just like the crazy, like why? It's like,

what the hell? There was footage of her like coming out of the barber or something, right? With a bald head. Damn. I mean, that was one of the biggest moments in the 20th century. Yeah, there was that. And then you, of course, have like Mel Gibson saying all his stuff. He said some goofy shit.

He said a lot of goofy shit. He said some shit. Oh, my God. You know what we haven't talked about yet? What? That's a news update. Oh my god. You know what we haven't talked about yet? What? Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. That's a news update. Oh okay. I was like is this something I'm supposed to know? Is this something? No. What's the news update?

Mr. Cosby's dead. He might as well be. He might as well be. He's in state prison. He didn't get one of those private millionaire prisons. He just went to straight up regular prison. Is it bad to say like 100% he deserves to go away for the rest of his life? He deserved to go away way before this.

Not bad. But there's something instinctually in me seeing a blind old man walk into jail with a walking stick and shit. He's overweight and he's bloated because he's so old now. There's a part of me that's like, aw. But'm like oh wait that's bill cosby did all that shit like like as an old man it's like damn that's so weird seeing someone go away that's just this old fuck it's like it's like you think of like the cosby show era and he's like america's dad and you're like oh and then you're like wait a second he's a rapist it's like when they took the nazi it's like when they sent the nazi back home this old man that was like in a hospital

or hooked up to machines or something it's like we like kicked him out of the country we did something he left the united states he got kicked out and like in my head i'm like that he's just an old like little man and you're like wait a second wait a second he's a fucking nazi i know he's a fucking nazi he's a piece of shit. I know people are probably going to defend him in the comments going, no, he was only following orders. Just following orders. Just like we're following orders to read these ad reads. Yeah.

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You like Skittles? Skittles are bright and tasty, right? What else is bright and tasty? MeUndies. a cool brand. No, I don't think they're going to want us to transition with that. Okay. You like Skittles? Skittles are bright and tasty, right? What else is bright and tasty? MeUndies. There we go. Okay. You've heard us obsess over MeUndies. You've heard us talk about how they're three times softer than cotton and come with fun,

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Do you say ooter space? Outer space? See, look. Out. Car. What about her? Bar. Out. oat you're like oat and you're like throw all that oat throw it all out i hear it a little bit i hear it it's not as strong as matt's saying sorry we interrupted you continue each month me undies will release a new exclusive

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Have you played Xbox 360? No, I don't have one. Oh, you've been playing GameCube? I've been playing some GameCube, yeah. What have you been playing? I'm playing Animal Crossing. You've been just streaming it, or you've actually been playing it? A little bit of both.

A little bit of Monica in my life. A little bit of GameCube on the side. Just playing Animal Crossing. Have a town with the guys living with me right now, Jackson Harrison. We made a little town just goofing off with Tom Nook having a great fucking time. What did you name your character? Matt. I just named my character Matt.

What? You're not going to name him Big Fart Bubble Butt? I don't think there's enough spaces for that. How about Pussy Poop? I don't think they'll let you put Pussy Poop as the name. They let us name our town Cumtown, though. Really? It's called Cumtown, yeah. It's where we live.

There's a podcast called Cumtown, right? There is, yeah. Is that why you, because you're a big fan of Cumtown? Is that why you did that? I'm not a big fan of Cumtown. But no, it's not related. We just came up with it all on our own. Almost done with the museum guys, a little Animal Crossing town update.

Almost done with the fossils. There's like six left, and then we're done. Did you catch that cricket? I did. I caught the cricket. I caught it on stream, finally. Did you catch it on stream? I did.

When did you stream last? It was the same stream that I couldn't catch it on. Oh, okay. Me and Jackson Harrison, we streamed Animal Crossing recently, and I had a little oopsie on stream where I was trying to catch a cricket in Animal Crossing. You had a bit of an oopsie-doopsie? It was a pretty big oopsie.

I could not, for the love of me, catch this fucking cricket. And normally, when I play, that's the thing, man. It's just my luck. When I play by myself, I'm fine. I'm just perfectly good. But then when I play on stream, I don't know if it's just my luck like when i play by myself like i'm fine i'm i'm just perfectly

good but then when i play on stream i don't know if it's like the performance pressure or something i just fuck games up especially when i'm doing like let's plays like by myself i'm not a bad gamer but when i get on camera i'm like so i just couldn't catch this cricket eyes on that fortnite let's play yeah every single uh like every time i catch a bug in animal crossing it's like it's it's a breeze it's like one of the easiest things to do in the game and uh lo and behold i get on stream and i just can't catch a fucking cricket just running away from me and i'm just like swinging my net i feel that because when i stream i feel like i i goof i goof off and i which leads me to kind of be worse too like because i'm playing bully right now on stream i saw i watched a little

bit did you i jumped in the chat people someone said matt's here but usually i look through chat to make sure because sometimes they just say that no i just jumped in and i was like ryan we need to be practicing for drunk drawing live stop playing video games is that what you said yeah but then my internet like went down so i didn't get to see the rest of it karma dude i know right trying to bully me while you're bully, so I had to make it all, you know, you were bullying in Oh, yeah? What was I doing in the game? Bullying?

What was I doing? Playing video games on stream. Gotcha. But I've never played bully. Is that a fun game? So far, it's fine. It's like just a simple kind of open map. Do you literally just bully people?

That's not, no. No, it's, it no. You go to classes. You do missions. It's just like Grand Theft Auto, but like made for middle schoolers. So you're like in a school. Although they do say like TARD. And they say. Uh-uh.

They do. Should we play it on Super Mega? Nah. No? I don't think so. I don't think there's any reason to. Maybe in the future. Nah, I can't even. We'll see. Maybe.

If I beat it, I'm like, you know what? That was pretty nice. Then maybe. Well, let's see, man. Let's see how you like it. But it's easy because on stream there's these mini games where you have to come, you have to, they give you like, what, six letters and then you have to think of how many words you can make with them.

Uh-oh. Brain games. Yeah, and I get chat ready and i just cheat and people just spam all the answers that they can give me and i end up passing flying colors man um math math and brain games are not my uh forte when i saw that on screen was like come up with as many words as possible i was like oh no i could imagine your face right now just like, I don't want to do this live. And then. It's not even like a Let's Play where you can like edit it out if you look really stupid. It's like, uh-oh.

It's like, here we go. But luckily I got the cheat. Luckily that's the thing now. Yeah, thank you, chat. Thanks for helping Ryan. That's very sweet. Fucking brand. You know what?

Like I used to love doing was crossword puzzles. Not crossword puzzles. Sudoku? No, I do like Sudoku though. uh what is it what is it the word search what it's like it's like a bunch of letters and you gotta look and find all the words scrabble no i don't know it's not yeah you do you gotta circle the letters in the big grid of of letters you guys oh i know yep what's it called i don't know that word search i feel like it's a very common name that we're just going to do a lot of those in school with vocabulary.

Yep. Yep. And spelling all that. That actually, I don't even, that did not help you learn the words. It was just like an excuse to like, it was an excuse for the teacher to print out like a Google images. Teachers was like, just do this word search. And it, that's the lesson.

My favorite part was when teachers handed you papers and like it printed out like the they did the screen printer did something because like the browser bar was still in on the paper. Yeah. When like they didn't know how to print anything. Fucking dude. Remember in like high school when the teacher would like pull up a video and then just leave the mouse in the middle of the screen. And I'm just like Jesus Christ cuz I can't call out the teacher my biggest thing was when they would write a bunch of stuff on the board and then erase it except for like a Little bit of stuff like they didn't erase the whole board. It's like they left the top of the one there and like

I see what you're doing What if you just got up without a word and just erased it and like look them in the eye and then sat back down Do your job right and was like how the fuck am I supposed to focus with this bullshit going on? Take your job seriously. Ryan, step out into the hallway. Ryan, excuse me.

Yeah, excuse you. That was very smelly. I'm going to call you a smelly butt. Ryan, step into the hallway. Go to the principal's office. You go to the principal's office. I'm gonna call you a smelly butt. Ryan! Gotcha! Step into the hall! Go to the principal's office! No!

You go to the principal's office! I'm gonna call my dad and he's gonna come down here and behead you in front of the whole class! Yeah, right. Door kicks open. Your dad walks in with a scimitar. A scimitar? I'm just fucking... What the fuck is a scimitar?

You know what a scimitar is, Ryan? A scimitar? You know what a fucking scimitar is? Jesus Christ! I don't know what a... You know what a scimitar is? I'm looking it up. scimitar you know what a scimitar is you know what a fucking scimitar is jesus christ i don't know what you know what a scimitar is i'm looking it up scimitar those are like medieval uh middle eastern swords it's in runescape it's in a bunch it's the sword that's like curved like this look like like pirates like spelled like cemetery no no how do i spell it I-M-I-T-A-R Okay Okay Like the Swords from Aladdin

Yeah, scimitar Your dad kicks open the door with that Your sweet lovable dad and he's got a scimitar in his hand And he just beheads the teacher In front of the whole class And then everybody cheers and then they have a pizza party Do you remember in school How like

At the end of the semester if you donate enough books You can have a pizza party. Do you remember in school how it was like, at the end of the semester if you donate enough books, you can have a pizza party. And that was like the biggest fucking motivator in the world was a pizza party. You gotta be a part of that 100 book club. Fucking Mr. Ryan McGee over here always rubbing in my face. He was a member of the 100 book club.

In elementary school, part of the 100 book club. 100 book club, Ryan. Whoop-de-doo. Wow, you read 100 whole fucking books. Hell yeah, I did. You're really pissing me off right now. Yep. You know, Matt, despite all of your accomplishments

in life, you weren't part of the 100 book club. I'd love for you to still put that on resumes as a 24-year-old. It's like at the top of your resume. I was in the 100 book club and the interviewer your resume. I was in the a hundred book club and they're like, the interview was like, so tell me about the a hundred book club. I published a book when I was in a elementary school as well

called the underwater pyramid. I would love to see a resume where you just lead it with only accomplishments from elementary school. Like, yep. I was on honor roll a second semester of third grade. No, Ryan, I see on your record

that you bit a student who stole your lollipop in elementary school it was a long time ago yeah I didn't know that was gonna stay on my record permanent records are bullshit why would they scare the ever living shit out of you with that like like if I if you poop in the teacher's

lunchbox it's gonna go on your permanent record and you're 80 and you can't get your welfare check because you poop in the teacher's lunchbox, it's going to go on your permanent record. And you're 80 and you can't get your welfare check because you're poo-pooing in the teacher's lunchbox. I think if you actually took a shit in the teacher's lunchbox, you could actually be reported for a crime. Yeah, that is a crime. That's a. I don't know if you're a kid. Just hijinks if you're a kid. If you're under, if you're under 17, it's just a prank.

But if you're over 17, at least in America. If you're 40 years old. And you shit in the teacher's lunchbox then that is a felony I imagine what crime is that like what category of crime is that there's gotta be a category that has to do with like shitting somewhere where you're not supposed to

it's not vandalism is it it's not indecent if you shit in the lunchbox in private then it's not indecent exposure is it illegal to poop on someone? I guarantee the answer is without their consent, yes, it's illegal. Public defecation is illegal unless you defecate it in your hand in private and then carried it outside to throw.

Spitting on someone is considered battery, which means it's illegal. I'm sorry, wait, go back, go back. It can be considered assault if you have HIV. Go back. Dude, if you have HIV and spit on someone, it's considered assault. Makes sense. That totally makes sense.

Go back, though. It said, unless you defecate in your hand in private and carry it outside. This is from Quora, and the question was, is it against the law to defecate in your hand and throw it at someone? And then Quora responded. That's assault. Public defecation is illegal unless you defecate it in your hand in private and then carry it outside to throw.

Spitting on. Are they saying that's not illegal then? They said unless. Yeah. I'm really confused, man. Well, this shit is probably hit or miss but here goes yes and no malice must be proven for an assault charge in most in most any county in alabama my home state this precise situation that you described happened when two drunken cousins visited one of the guys on my hall in short after the football game they got into a drunken shit fight in a

floor's communal shower nothing was discovered until the next morning when the janitor discovered feces from wall to floor on this and the ceiling in the shower area fucking white boys is all that he said is he went to get a small fire hose the the judge later ruled that the two defendants pay X amount of damages for cleanup, etc. This is great, man. I love how guys in the showers just decide to have a shit fight. Of all the fights to have, let's have a shit fight where we throw shit at each other. Ryan, would you ever have a shit... You would have to stop and take a shit to join in the fight. I know!

Pick it up with your bare hands and throw it at somebody? You want to shit right into your hands? Can we get off this subject? Yeah, let's change subjects. But those boys in Alabama, those Dixie boys. Man, those Alabama boys, we all know how they are. Throwing shit at each other. Getting in a shit fight in the showers.

Thinking that it's 1943. They're probably naked when they had the shit fight. You don't want to get shit on your clothes. Good old Alabama boys. Alabama boys. Gotta love them. Alabama boys, they're playing with their shit. In the shower with no clothes on.

I like it, dude. Yeah? Yeah. There's the thumbnail. Draw some naked Alabama boys throwing shit at each other man Katy Perry has some big bahangas

I love the vocabulary you coined bahangas bahangas bahangas it's always like a slight variation of like

bahango it's like bazungas bahangas I love that that's what her trait was like it wasn't

like her music it's just like everybody was like wow you she has some big boobs even Ellen was like it wasn't like her music it's just like everybody was like wow you she has some big even ellen was like look at these gazungas and then and then was like squeeze squeeze in a picture ellen squeeze them no she uh you saw that picture of ellen staring at katie perry's boobs no i didn't i didn't see this this must have slipped right under my radar. Damn. How did I miss such a thing?

Ryan, breaking news. The SEC is suing Elon Musk, alleging that he misled investors. Okay, she wasn't. She didn't grab him or anything. You just smeared Ellen. I did smear Ellen. But she was doing this. That's Ellen's wife, by the way.

Oh, yeah. What's her name? Portia. Portia, yeah. I wanted to say Petra. Portia. Damn, dude. Ellen. Oh, yeah. What's her name? Portia. Portia, yeah. I wanted to say Petra. Portia. Damn, dude. Ellen might sue you now. We're never gonna get invited on the Ellen show if you're telling

lies like Johnny. Do you think Portia feels upset? I'm not getting, I'm not giving the Johnny thing to you. I refuse. But you were just telling lies. Damn it. Damn it.

No. refuse but you were just telling lies no I'm not doing it come on man no papa okay thank you you're welcome thank you give me a high five for that one thanks such a weak ass I was like there's like the tips of your fingers like slapped the side of my hand beta male high five five, you know what I'm saying? That's a fucking beta male high five, brother. Okay, real talk, dude. Beta.

I don't believe any of that beta alpha male bullshit. Why not? But what are we? What do you mean? Hypothetically, if I were to believe, if we were to be proponents of the beta male and alpha male bullshit. Everyone, most people that live in the united states is would be considered beta because like alphas don't really like you can't call yourself an alpha because you go to a gym and work out and then go to a job and like and like just whatever like alphas

like when i think of an alpha i think of like an alpha wolf i think of like the leader of a tribe of cavemen like i don't think of like some big buff guy with a with with a sick fade like that's not an alpha to me that's a chad dude yeah okay like i i don't know you and i are i mean word like a fucking like like marvel should make a movie where it's like alpha chad and like beta nick and it's like a side it's like an alpha and his sidekick is like a little beta. That'd be great man. They need to make an animated series about it. Why don't you go to Kevin Feige

and tell him. Alpha Chad and like he's dating Stacy. Stacy's mom. Well she's got it going on. Yeah she does. But are we alphas or betas? I want people to answer this in the comments. I have to feel. I think we're betas. They're all going to say we're betas because they like poking fun at us.

As I said, I think most people like on the planet are betas. Like if you're the leader of like some fucking like SEAL Team 6, like you're an alpha 100%. Yeah. But I think there's a whole lot more to being an alpha than just work, like going to the gym three days a week and working at Jersey Mike's. That doesn't make you an alpha. Yeah. Like having a sick neck tattoo with your veins bulging out of your neck. Looks don't make an alpha.

Action does. Actually, yes, they do, Ryan. Looks make a Chad and looks make an alpha. So why don't you stop talking about things you know nothing about here? Because I am an alpha and I honestly, I hate to say it, but you're a bit of a beta. Okay.

Every time you smile, you do the open mouth smile showing teeth. Fucking smile, dude. I love that. They, that the people that are into the alpha and beta male shit, like they,

the beta male smile. It's a good thing. It's so funny to me like i i'm not like i i don't believe the alpha beta shit but like every time i see the the so-called beta i can't help but fucking laugh the fucking beta for the thumbnail can you you could just be a picture of us doing the beta male smile oh sure yeah yeah i'll draw that up i'll draw that up tonight and i'll send it to you what if for our show for junk gen live we just walk out and we do the beta mail smile for an hour and a half and then we just walk off stage i fucking love that smile dude if you go on google

images and just search beta mail smile you'll see what we're talking about and like they try to claim that there's such a good picture they try to claim that there's like science behind it me and jackson har Harrison always do that. Because showing your teeth is a sign of submission or something? Yeah, and chimpanzee families. We're not fucking chimpanzees. We're massively more evolved humans. I love how people compare current humans to packs of chimps.

Go fight a chimpanzee and see how that goes. Stop. to like packs of go fight a chimpanzee and see how that goes yeah i'm like stop stop try okay if you think you're an alpha go try to assert your dominance over a beta chimpanzee and see what happens like no matter how much of an alpha you think you are go to a beta chimp and then like try to assert your dominance i guarantee it's not going to end well i want to see a wrestling match i want to see dwayne the rock john Johnson go up against a big fucking silver bag. He died. He killed. Dude, have you seen that video of the silver bag where he just grabs one of the cameramen

and drags him for a little bit? Yeah, by his leg and he just fucking drags him. Then he just lets him go. Because he just relaxes. Yeah. Think of how scary that had to be. Dude, because the girl was like, hey, I see you. He's like, I'm just going to just drag you over here.

Maybe I'll throw you. Maybe I'll rip you to shreds. Maybe I'll rip your leg out of your socket. I don't know. Jesus Christ. I think getting, okay, would you rather be killed by a gorilla or by a tiger? I'm going with tiger, man. Because they got sharp teeth and they can probably like.

They go for the throat. And you bleed out real fast. But a gorilla is just going to beat the ever living shit out of you. And then eat you. Yeah. A gorilla is just going to like pick you up and like smack you back and forth. It's going to pummel you to death. It's legitimately. It's like. Well, it'll. What they're going to do is they're going to dismember you. Yeah. A gorilla's just gonna like pick you up and like smack you back and forth. It's gonna pummel you to death. It's legitimately it's like, well, it'll, it'll, what

they're gonna do is they're gonna dismember you. Like monkeys are crazy. They are. Have you seen, have you seen the videos where like monkeys go up? This sounds like a Joe Rogan podcast because we're talking about monkeys so much. Bro, have you seen that? Have you seen this, this video of these monkeys? You're trying to supplement. Jamie, pull it up. Jamie, pull it up. Pull up this video. Have you seen this video?

It's a video of a, it's a video of a, of a silverback gorilla. And what he does is, what he does is he goes dominant on, on, on, on this camera crew and he fucks every single one of them. It's, it's, it's actually amazing. Jamie, pull it up. It takes a hit of his joint and he sells some supplements to the camera. Jamie, pull up that video of me fucking that silverback. Oh shit.

Whoa, look at my method here, actually. I'm actually like, I think I did a video. We started out missionary and we flipped it around to doggy style. Picture Joe Rogan getting excited. Joe Rogan talking about like fucking a silverback. I feel like Joe Rogan's true calling is to want to be

a fucking gorilla. He wants to go out and be a monkey. I think Joe Rogan would classify himself as an alpha male. Yeah. Definitely. Oh, yeah. He's a thick man. He is thick.

Ro-Jogan. He's solid thick. He's a big thick man. He's a big brick of a man. He's a brick of a man. Yeah, I'd give him that. I feel like if he tensed up he'd explode i really i hate how claustrophobic his thumbnails are though there's so much fucking

shit going on and then the fun even like the messy ass set it's just like it's like all like squeezed into a tiny little one inch thumbnail he doesn't care about it just gives me anxiety when i see it care about thumbnails i'm just like oh jesus christ he obviously doesn't want people to ease i think he just does podcasts based on the names he gives so much he gets so much money doing podcasts i don't think he's a shit he's just like yeah he's one of the biggest podcasts yeah he just smokes weed and does his podcast the life you know ryan i wish we were one of the biggest podcasts but uh our fans don't like us they don't rate us five stars on iTunes enough oh huge announcement another ad read

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If you want to do it, Robinhood's a good way to do it. Yeah. Just don't jump into something that you aren't prepared for. robinhood makes it very easy if you're a newcomer yeah so yeah guys go become billionaires go join the one percent uh like me and ryan just kidding we are not even anywhere near the one percent we are i don't even think we scratched the surface not not even not even close we are we are you know there's a lot of rich youtubers ryan and i uh do not fall into that category no maybe one day but we're more of like complacently getting by youtubers yeah yeah make enough to afford rent yeah make enough to afford an ice cream cone over here and here i like ice cream cones waffle cones yum cones dude i like the waffle cones i got the sprinkles on them where it's like the top of the waffle cone has been dipped in chocolate and then it's got the the rainbow sprinkles the jimmies as they call

them up north nothing's better than some french vanilla some fucking ice cream with some jimmies on top and a waffle cone where the where the top third is covered in chocolate and more jimmies i love how jimmy means sprinkles and i think it also means condom in certain parts of the country you got the jimmies for tonight man let me put on a jimmy let me put on a rubber johnny as they call it in the UK did you ever see that little short film

on the internet way back in the day rubber johnny it was like that real creepy art film I'm looking it up right now it's creepy, dude. You probably saw it. It's like the little alien kid in the dark basement. And he's like throwing lasers and shit.

And he's making weird sounds. And there's like a chihuahua in it. And it's all filmed on like a night vision camera. There's a penis in it. In the opening scene, the title is shown on a penis going into a condom. That's Rubber Johnny, baby. What is it? It was a weird like short film on the internet back in the mid-2000s, I think

Why? It's creepy, it scared the shit out of me Is it supposed to be creepy? Yeah It's like weird fucking music and little Rubber Johnny playing in his wheelchair What's he doing? He's just having fun He's dancing in a wheelchair

Yeah, dude What, you're saying people in wheelchairs can't dance? Wait, was that his ass? Yeah, dude. There's a real penis in the video, too The music's awesome, I think I think it's a fax twin. It's something else. It is incredible rubber If X twin has a new album, by the way, it's really good if you guys like that I'm not doing you know, I've known music recommendations in quite some time go for it if you guys like that I haven't done music recommendations in quite some time go for it

let's see what music do I want to recommend this week let me look at my Spotify playlist you guys have been begging me to make a public playlist and I will eventually I listen to a bunch of stupid shit on Spotify and I just don't want everyone seeing everything I'm listening to because music is very personal to me

if that makes sense so I don't want the whole world looking at every song I'm listening to um because then and then it's like i'm listening for an audience and i just want to listen for myself uh but i'd love to you know i if you want music suggestions i frequently share uh songs on my instagram story so go follow me on instagram if you want more music suggestions because i frequently post like songs i'm listening to or songs I recommend on my Instagram story. Let's see. I really... Oh, man. What music?

Last weekend, I listened to a bunch of 60s music, like Vietnam War era music. I really like the song Time of the Season by the Zombies. That's a very classic song. Oh, man. Let's see. I've been listening to some MF Doom and listening to a lot of Bossa Nova.

A lot of Brazilian and Portuguese Bossa Nova. Jerry Paper. I've been listening to a lot of Jerry Paper. He's pretty good. I think I'm going to go see him live soon. He's a... Go check him out. Very good artist.

But yeah, Ryan, you got anything to suggest Any movies I got a movie I watched chunking Express by Wong Kar Wai beautiful movie go check it out. How about you know? Nothing no, I mean I just rewatched spider-man 2 Telling lies Sam Raimi Sam Raimi spider-man not the amazing spider-man 2 oh i see yeah oh yeah still holds up still enjoy it still love it i just one of my favorite parts my i think one of my favorite parts of the movie is legitimately when it's doing like raindrops keep falling on my head but it's near the end of the song and like peter parker like gets told like keep up the good work Parker from his professor. Then he starts to walk forward with a smile.

Then it just freeze frames but it's also kind of blurry. Like freeze frames for like three seconds and then it just continues. Like there's a lot of like weird editing choices and there's a lot of stuff that. This movie is just fucking weird. Like in the third one he's dancing. Yeah well the third one's another story but I still think Spider-Man 2 holds up. It's super fun. What a comic book movie should be i mean actually it's very depressing because like if this wasn't a movie about spider-man it would be a movie about someone struggling with depression yeah but he's fucking spider-man yeah

so get over it yeah exactly just choose to be happy guys if you're depressed stop with the stupid therapy bulls just choose to be happy jesus christ it's not that hard just be happy come on have you ever listened to that song don't worry be happy now don't worry be happy now raindrops keep falling on my head i love that song it's by bj thomas novak yeah bj novak it's uh it's a good fucking song, though. When I was in Japan the first time and the second time, every time I go into a 7-Eleven, they would just play a jazz rendition of that song, and that was it.

Like, every 7-Eleven would just play that. Yeah. It was great. It was fantastic. But we got to actually go get ready for Drunk Trying Live now, so we got to end this one right here. Sorry about that. Guys, but thank you so much for tuning in uh new episodes every friday and uh it's on

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