supermegashow - EP 111 - Vapists

Episode Date: October 6, 2018

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Or help you compare quotes from multiple pros and connect instantly. Which means you can take care of just about any home project in just a few taps. Because when it comes to getting the most out of your home, you can do this when you Angie that. Download the free Angie mobile app today or visit Angie.com. That's A-N-G-I.com. Matt, could you start us off with the ceremonial podcast 111 vape. The reading of... Vape Rips? Sure, dude.

Oh, nothing came out. Hold on a second. Let me try that again. That was... Yeah, I fucked that one up somehow. Give me... Hold on. Wow.

There it is. That was something. That was something. For episode 111. That's three ones, baby. Three whole ones. That's... The number... It looks crazy. That was something. For episode 111. That's three ones, baby. Three whole ones. That's the number. It looks crazy.

It looks insane. I want to make a short animated film about this dude who starts vaping, and all of his friends make fun of him because vaping's funny, and you're a tool if you vape. Yeah. And he just got done smoking a pack a day, and he's really trying to turn his life around. So he buys this new vape, and he likes it. So he takes it to work and shows all of his friends, and they all start laughing at him. Even his wife's like, oh, what?

You look like a douchebag. And so one stormy night, he chucks it in the garbage, and the screen cracks, because he got one of those fancy ones with a screen. Yeah. And all of a sudden, it flickers and then slowly fades to a death. fancy ones with a screen. Yeah. And all of a sudden it flickers and then slowly fades to a death.

And then he goes back on his porch with an umbrella and lights up a cigarette. Cut to hospital bed. Ooh. Oh my God. All because you made fun of vapists. Vapists? Yeah. Why does nobody call people who vape vapists? What else is, vapors?

Vapors. I like vapists. Vapists.ists vapists is great i've never heard that before is that like has you had to have that's i've never heard vapists before that's great should that be the title of this podcast vapists sure just a couple of vapists just a couple of vapists we um i feel like we're just losing subscribers the more we vape and talk about vaping because like now we're out of the ironic phase of it and it's just like yeah dude vaping and it's like

everyone's just like you guys are fucking tools what about it well I just bought one so hopefully I can slow down on the cigarettes see Ryan has a full that story was related to me no one made fun of me but I'm just I'm just saying you know

as an author and director such as me, I tend to draw off of life experience to tell my stories. And so I used me buying a vape to tell the story at the beginning of the podcast. That was the Ryan McGee biopic. That's how it ends. This is so uncomfortable. What are you doing? Oh, you got that big keyboard where you're trying to rest your feet? Yeah, move that. Be comfortable, man.

It's your podcast. You want to be comfortable as fuck. Yeah, we do. Oh. What is that? Who's texting you? I got tagged in a photo. Rav tagged me in a photo. Rav didn't tag me in a photo. It's because I'm on the new episode of their podcast. Go check that out, everybody. We don't suck. I'm, uh...

There I am. Look at that. That's pretty. Um, anyway, welcome to episode 111. It's our first and maybe only triple digit episode because do you think we're going to double this and get to 222? That's a lot of episodes. Man, I think we could. This is like the second episode we've started talking about vaping and the 60th episode where we talk about the number. I know you guys love when I talk about the number. But this one warrants it because it's 1-1-1. That's really fucking cool.

If people continue to listen to the podcast and support us, more shit will come out. That's how it works. If we start not getting views and we stop making a living off of it, probably not going to be doing it anymore. Because then we're going to actually have to find a real job. Like working as a sandwich artist at New Jersey Michael's Submarine Sandwiches.

I want to... Oh no, more construction. They've got to stop doing all that construction in the building we record our podcast in. Yeah, well they have to make their little basement. I told them to stop. I went down shaking my fist and I said, stop it. We're trying to do some pizza place and they're building some

high-tech barred basement. I saw that. They're putting a fucking basement in that pizza place. That's weird. What's it called? It's a chain. Or they're making it a chain. Ping Pong something? Yeah, anyways. Something comet? I don't know. But, Ryan, I want to tell you about a dream I had yesterday. Basically, I don't know. Yeah, it's going down in there. But, Ryan, I want to tell you about a dream I had yesterday. So...

Yeah? Basically, I recently got back on some medication that I haven't taken in a while. And it gives me weird, vivid dreams. The period where I'm getting back on the medication, I get these weird, crazy, just, like like unsettling dreams where they're unsettling for just like, because they feel weird and very like, I can't describe it. It's like, I feel very like deep into the dream. Well, that's vivid is the perfect way to describe it. Super vivid, but it's almost like my eyes are cross-eyed and vibrating super hard as

I'm having this dream. So I feel weird when I wake up. Like when I come out of the dream, I feel like- Just tell your doctor that. Yeah, it's- When I dream, I feel weird when I wake up. Like when I come out of the dream, I feel like. Just tell your doctor that. Yeah. When I dream, I feel like my eyes are vibrating. Well, I mean, they are if I'm in REM sleep, but this feels like intense. Like you're really focusing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I had this dream that I had. I was napping. So I got home from work yesterday. I was tired. And I was like, you know, I'm going to have a little well-earned nap. So I get in my bed and I turn the lights off and I doze off. And I have this dream that I wake up from my nap and I'm in my childhood home.

And I couldn't like wake up. Like, do you ever have dreams where you're like super, you need to be awake for whatever's going on in the dream, but you keep just like falling asleep in the dream and you can't focus? Have you ever had that? Yeah. It's like that. And I hate those dreams. And like, I can't, everything's foggy and I can't focus. And I'm like, why isn't this going away? And I'm walking around my house and like, I can't shake it. And I start like falling over and I was like, oh God, something's wrong with me. So then like, I go to use the bathroom and I start peeing in my dream and I start peeing like straight blood. And was like oh shit and I couldn't stand up and I

was just like like I was peeing a lot of blood like the toilet was like filling up with blood okay and I'm like I'm like slumping over the toilet was it was it like do do do do do do do and it would ding every like every few like milliliters or whatever it was getting close dude I was like oh shit why am I peeing I'm dying I'm dying

something's wrong with me and I was freaking out and then I went outside like the thought of you standing over a toilet and peeing I'm dying I'm dying something's wrong with me and I was freaking out and then I went outside like the thought of you standing over a toilet and peeing out all your blood is like your body like kind of like convexes and like shrivels up as you lose blood it was terrifying dude like I felt awful

you become like just a statute husk of like an empty crab shell that's how it felt. And I'm calling for my mom. I was like, Mom! Mom! But like she was vacuuming so she couldn't hear me. She crawls out of the

pee blood in the toilet. I'm right here, son. Give me a kiss. And then you get scared and then you wake up and then the dream's over? No. I finished my pee, but I remember in the dream I was like, well, I did just drink red Kool-Aid, so maybe it's well, I did just drink red Kool-Aid, so maybe it's that. It could just be red Kool-Aid, but I should go to the doctor.

And then I went outside, and I was trying to shake myself out of this fog, and then I walked onto a movie set where they were filming the live-action remake of The Iron Giant, and it was like a big destruction scene, so they gave me a prop gun, and they were like, when we say go, run. And then I ran with a whole crowd of people. It was like buildings were falling down. Holding a gun. Yeah, pretending to shoot at the Iron Giant.

Why were you shooting at the Iron Giant? I don't know. It was just, it was a live-action remake. And then I was like, oh, I can't wait to tell Ryan about this. I was in his favorite, he doesn't even know this movie's coming out, and I was in it. And then I called you. I was like, guess what I was just in, and then I woke up.

So you weren't in the Iron Giant. Well, in the dream I was. Man. You think they're ever going to do, like, a live action? What if that's what I took from the dream? You're just like, fuck, dude. There's no live action Iron Giant? Okay, so let's break...

I'm going to break this down. Try to analyze it. Okay, so... I know it actually doesn't mean shit, just because it's a weird medicine dream. You can't wake up. So that's in reference to the fact that you want more in life. You need some change. You can't wake up from this state that you're in.

You're about to do some big things, start some new projects, do whatever you need to do. And then you're pissing blood. You're worried these projects are going to drain you. You're worried you're going to work too much on all these projects and everything that you're working on. And you're worried that it's just going to work too much on all these projects and everything that you're working on. And you're worried that it's just going to be piss in a toilet. But at the same time, it's going to be draining the life out of you. Because you're doing so much work.

And then, what you're going to end up doing is being in someone else's dream. And it's not yours. And you're going to love the experience at the end of the day. But it's not going to be what you originally set out for. You're going to be living someone else's dream,

but it's not going to be yours. And then that's my analysis. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's in everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know

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of control. See? It can suggest a chronic disease creeping up on you while taking your life away. What? What? A chronic disease? What? What if it's just like a like a foreshadowing

and like later today I go home and I just piss blood I am terrified to piss blood Matt are you making up lies about me why would I be making up lies about you I'm looking at this tweet Rav put out and one of the things is is Ryan truly the best kisser

what are you telling them buddy I don't even remember what I said on that podcast. Ryan, we record a lot. I don't remember what I said on Kill Bill and Grab's podcast. I'm so interested on whether I'm truly the best kisser, and I'm sure everyone in the audience is, and the only way that I and others can figure this out is if they go check out the new episode that you're in

in the We Don't Suck podcast. Oh, look at that. Matt Watson joins us in and the, we don't suck at podcast. Oh, look at that. Matt Watson joins us on this week's. We don't suck episode. How did Matt get his start on YouTube? What's Rav's favorite Harry Potter spell is Ryan truly the best kisser.

Does Bill know how to pronounce crim? I don't know. That's a French word. Crim. Crim flash. Tune in to find I'll retweet that right now live on the podcast retweet with comment can we just watch it live? yeah the rest of the podcast must be their podcast

that'll fill some time they actually do suck that's the thing oh by the way what? I'm embarrassed why are you embarrassed? I don't want. I'm embarrassed. Why are you embarrassed? I don't know. I'm embarrassed when someone plays audio of me.

I'm going to do it while you're editing. I'm just going to blast it. Don't do it. Do it at my wedding. I'm honestly super scared. I'll replace your wedding song with the We Don't Suck Matt Watson episode. And the whole audience has to listen to it's my first dance i'm honestly so scared for my wedding because i just feel like

all of my friends and family members just because of all the shit i've put online they're gonna embarrass me they're gonna like play clips or something at my wedding that's just gonna completely embarrass me i'm going to get so embarrassed at my wedding i already have a huge feeling please ryan i'm gonna hire, Ryan, do me a favor. I'm gonna hire professional dancers to do like a... What is it? What is it fucking called? What is your stupid music video? Crank That Nerdy Boy? Crank That Nerdy Boy. I'm gonna hire a bunch of professional like dancers to come out and it's gonna start with a video

like here it is and it's gonna be nice and sweet and then all of a sudden you're gonna see all these fucking expensive lights and the sounds of them's gonna go Hey, as long as you're paying for it. Yeah, of course. As long as it's not coming at my wedding. It's your wedding. It has to be, like, I have to make sure you remember it. Like, you'll be at my wedding, no doubt.

I mean, it's either that or I have sex with your wife. Either way, you're going to remember your wedding. I prefer the first one. Well, the second one's easier. That would imply that my wife is not devout to me. And? I think that, uh, personally speaking,

I think the traditional bachelor party is kind of fucked up. Is go to a strip club? It's like, it's your last night as a free boy, man. Go fuck these girls right before you get married. It's like. Is that really what happens at bachelor parties? Yeah, a lot of the guys, they have sex and stuff. Do they?

Yeah. Do they have sex? Oh, yeah. Is that like... But do the women know? It's like, oh, this is his last night. Yeah, and it's like... Does she get fucked?

I don't know. Isn't it like a thing? Are you sure that's not just porn you're watching where it's like, yeah, my bachelor party goes crazy. It might have been porn, yeah. It could have just been some porn. Do you know there's like, if you search porn on Google, there's a website that comes up. The first one's just porn.com.

I didn't even know that was like a porn site. You know how much money has been fed into that URL? Porn.com has got to be worth so much fucking money. Do they have good porn on porn.com? Well, I mean, it's just porn. It's just a collection of porn. The Enemies of Jake Paul just released eight minutes ago. What?

The new Shane Dawson thing? Whoa, and 40 minutes ago, Mario Party 7 Episode 1, The Gaming Brothers just came out. That's a super mega episode. And Matt, 17 hours ago, IGN's Venom Review came out. How was it? Let's find out. I don't want to listen to that. I don't want to listen to IGN's Venom review on the podcast, Ryan.

Wait. You asked, and I'm figuring it out. No, I figured you would already watch it. I'm almost there. It got a 4.0. Justin's super excited for it. 4.0 out of what? 10.

Oh, wow. I saw a trailer for it on TV the other day. Speaking of which, I was watching TV the other day. I don't watch TV very often, like cable TV. Unless it's Family Guy. Yeah, unless it's Family Guy. Then I watched that. I actually, I'll get into this in a second.

You gotta give your Family Guy update in a bit. I do. Remind me after this. I was watching, like, just, like, commercials that would come on. Okay. Just, God, they're so, so bad. Like, they're so out of touch. Because every commercial tries to do that, like, quirky, like, dry humor shit. And they just don't get it. And they're so bad like they're so out of touch because every commercial tries to do that like quirky like dry humor

shit and they just don't get it and they're so bad like quirky as in like the starburst old starburst but done really poorly yeah like they try to be all random and like awkward and they're just so bad the skittles commercials are always a hit and miss with me oh yeah

there's some there's some good ones and there's you know who does commercials good? Geico. Geico's always had great commercials. I've always thought Geico... Not the caveman one. Well, they're not bad. The gecko? No, just the little funny skits they've done. They've done some really, really funny ones.

And it sucks that I can't remember a single one off the top of my head. Some of my favorite commercials that used to come on all the time in the movie theaters were, like, a good neighbor neighbor State Farm is there with a pizza and then then the State Farm agent appears with like a pizza or something. That is so fucking epic. Do you remember that? Yeah dude. Like a good neighbor State Farm is there with my dad. What about the general commercials which I thought were local commercials because they're so shitty until I moved to California and I saw them here too and I was like oh that's not just a shitty South

Carolina company what about those McDonald's commercials though which ones but a bup bup bup I'm loving it those are always great dude I love seeing McDonald Burger King commercial but that creepy King they got rid of the King cuz he fuck they got rid of all the great mask I got rid of the King cuz he was fucking creepy and they made a horror movie commercial out of it oh shit what did you find knocked over a controller yeah dude like the King was They got rid of all the great mascots, man. They got rid of the king because he was fucking creepy and they made a horror movie commercial out of him. Oh shit. What did you fucking- I knocked over a controller.

Yeah, dude, like the king was creepy, Ronald McDonald was creepy, all the fucking like the Hamburglar, that big purple fucker, what was his name? Is he a potato? Is he a purple potato? I don't know what he is, he's just a big purple fucker. Grong- starts with a G? Grongo? No. Gringus? What's his fucking name?

Grimaldi? Grover? No, he's definitely not Grover. Sesame Street. Big Purple McDonald Man. Big Man from McDonald. That's what I typed in. Big Purple McDonald Man. Yeah, dude, he's fucking freaky. And his name is Grimace.

Grimace? What is Grimace? I'm going to look that up. His name is Grimace? Yeah. What is Grimace? Wait, what? Yeah, his name is Grimace.

Why did they name it Grimace? What is... Wait, what? Yeah, his name's Grimace. Why did they name it Grimace? An ugly, twisted expression on a person's face typically expressing disgust, pain, or rye of nature. What the hell? Why did they name him Grimace?

He could have been like Grongo or some fun kid's name. They named him Grimace? An expression of pain? I'm really trying to understand what Grimace is. He's a large, purple, anthropomorphic being. It's just a being. Of indeterminate species with short arms and legs. I love that description of Grimace.

He's a large purple anthropomorphic being of indeterminate species with short arms and legs. Holy shit. I love how he's just a bean. He's just a bean. He just exists. He's just a bean. He's just a bean. He just exists. He's just a bean. He's just a fucking thing. I thought you were saying bean at first.

His name is Grimace. Like an expression of pain on your face. But he's so happy. Yeah, why the fuck did they do that? And then there's like Tommy Hamburgers, whatever his fucking name is. The Hamburgler? Hamburgler.

He looks like Tommy Hamburgers. That would be his name. He looks like... The Hamburgler looks like... I always thought this. He looks like Chucky from Rug That would be his name. He looks like he... The Hamburglar looks like... I always thought this. He looks like Chucky from Rugrats. Yeah, he does. Definitely.

Looks like when Chucky grows up, he's going to become the Hamburglar. When he's all grown up and he really wants to shout it out. And Stu invents a toy and puts his soul into it, and that's Grimace. Grimace? What the hell? I didn't know his name was Grimace. That sounds like an Avengers villain. Did you ever watch the McDonald's like...

The show? TV show? No, I saw clips from it. I just know it was creepy as hell. What? It's a cartoon show. Yeah, I know. I just know it was creepy, right? I just saw it in this place called Play Pals. Play Pals, yeah. Where I was physically assaulted by a caretaker.

Ryan was physically... That was on like one of the first first podcast episodes he told that story. Yeah. How you were assaulted at a daycare. I don't say I was assaulted. I just think she went over the line. Yeah, absolutely. I don't think I'm gonna be like... I'm not traumatized by it. Yeah. And I'm happy for you that it didn't have any lasting impact. It's actually like the

deep-rooted cause of everything bad in your life. God, dude. We should be grimace for Halloween. Like, we should both be Grimace. Okay. Halloween's coming up. You be the top half, I'll be the bottom half. I'll be the top, you be the bottom? Yeah. Perfect. Okay. Sounds great. I'm not fit enough to be on the top

of Grimace. You sure? Yeah. Listen, but if there's a couple weeks before Halloween, if I get enough workouts in, drink my protein, I think I could probably carry your weight. Okay. I could probably, honestly, I bet I can carry you on my back right now. I think you could, but I don't think it would be fun for you. I could do it. I know you could.

We could try it right now. Do you want to? Let's try it. Let's see if I can. I gave you an out just there. I know, but the. You seemed very excited to have me on your back. The audience can't see.

All right, let's get on my back. Let's hear. Let me turn the mic towards more towards where people can hear the react. Alright, whatever. Alright, ready? You ready? Get on my back, yeah, let's do it! Come on! You're gonna feel my nuts on your back.

I- well, maybe you shouldn't wear gym shorts. That is true. Tell me if you can feel my nuts. Okay, go. I got you on my back, I'm- I'm doing a lap around the room. Doing a lap around the room. Ah, fuck. Matt, I'm 200-something pounds.

I got you, dude. Dude. I'm going around the room. This is a workout. Fuck, dude. I'm going. Okay. And putting you down.

Nice. I did it. I did it, ladies and gentlemen. I was like a horse. I just carried Ryan on my back. I piggybacked him all the way around the room. And those who have ridden horses know it's not comfortable. It is not, dude.

Like, in movies, they make it look so fucking, like, wow, you just fit right on there. Looks like a great, easy ride. It's not, dude. It's like, it hurts. It sucks. It sucks, dude. It fucking sucks. But that, I mean, that was fun.

We had a good time. I had a blast. Is this, what's, on our subreddit, what's the podcast episode where Matt ran around the room and gave Ryan a piggyback ride? Episode 111. They also talk about. And then goes into detail. No, seriously, thank you guys on the subreddit for being so nice to each other most of the time.

Yeah, yeah. Some of you guys are cool. It's Reddit, so I can't say all of them are cool, but a lot of you guys are cool. There's good people on both sides. There's good people on both sides of the super mega subreddit. There's some good people, there's some bad people. It's all, they're all, you know. Would they stop talking about Trump on the podcast?

No, he's our fucking president. Well, let's talk about one thing real quick. The text message. Oh, I just spilled black coffee on the Game Grumps couch. It's okay. No, it's not, not Ryan This is a fucking It's like a tan couch Fuck

Well now here's proof Should I keep this in the podcast Matt? Yes Aaron doesn't listen to the podcast That is true Neither does Dan or Ross Well Dan won't even come on the fucking podcast We've been trying to get him on for like 50 episodes

You and I listen to 50% of the Game Grumps catalog Yeah At least they can do Together Our podcast Together we listen to 50% of the Game Grumps catalog. At least they can do our podcast. Together we listen to 100%. Aaron is always down to come on the podcast. We've asked Dan. He said yes.

We've actually, guys, I know all you guys want Dan on the podcast so bad. There was one day where we were about to do it. We were literally about to do it. We had the room set up and Dan's about to come. He's like, hey, guys, I'm busy. I can't actually today. And he's a busy guy in his defense there have been like several times

we've actually scheduled it and then he has to bail at the last minute because he's so busy but it's gonna happen eventually guys we're trying we know you want it we're trying it's really it's up to Dan's schedule but we'll try that soon does Dan need glasses does he wear contacts

I don't know he's don't know what a good vision He's got good jeans man that hair like imagine being almost 40 and having that hair like that is I'm jealous He has his brother too. I saw a picture of his brother. He has the same hair like they got his brother Looked just like him he does yeah, he looks a lot like Dan They they need to pass those jeans on to a child. So that child can have that. I imagine Dan's baby is going to just come out with that hair. Dan could inseminate my wife.

I'd let Dan. If I can't perform. Well, I can perform. Me too. But if I can't, I would go to the service. I'd gladly let Dan step in and service my wife. Because I think his jeans are pretty good. His jeans are amazing.

He's got good hair jeans. I just want my kid to have good hair. Even though I'm probably never going to have a kid, I would want them to have good hair. I could just honestly let Dan impregnate my wife and then just raise it as my own. Because I'm sure he'd be a fantastic kid with those genes. Hopefully a good singing voice. Great vocal cords, big thumbs, crazy hair. You can't teach yourself to be a good singer, right? You can teach yourself to be a better singer, not a good singing voice. Great vocal chords, big thumbs, crazy hair. You can't teach yourself

to be a good singer, right? You can teach yourself to be a better singer, not a good one. I don't know. If you already don't have that and your throat is not shaped the right way, your voice is stupid. That's something we'd have to ask Dan when he comes on the podcast. Okay.

Two things. Let's talk about that Trump text. Okay. Right before we started recording this podcast, our phones went, did like a loud phone scream. Yeah. And I'm just like that, which is weird. Thank you. Thank you. And it was it was a text from President Donald J. Trump. Just saying, this is a test. Don't don't worry about it. It was loud. Everyone's went off at the same time in the office. You know, I wonder how many people rear-ended somebody when that went off because it scared them, or they were trying to

grab their phone. Think about all the chaos that caused. Blaming Trump for everything now, huh? No, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Cuck. Think of all the chaos that caused. For cucks. I was trying to think of something witty, but it's like when someone calls you a cuck you're just like what it's like you blank out

it's too much it's so scared cuck it's too much of a perfect insult it really it hits home how do you come back from that I don't know dude there's no way Matt flashed me that that quote-unquote beta male smile I'm just gonna throw out the podcast like I'm just gonna be quiet and you're gonna look over

I'm doing the beta male smile I fucking love the beta male smile it's called like the there's actually a name it's like the new male smile like in you male smile i don't know i want to read like like a scientific paper on the beta male smile i know we talked about in the last podcast episode but like i can't get over it it's so funny oh it's so good i fucking love it but uh i i said this earlier and i was gonna go back to it my family guy update stop doing the beta mail smile um my my family guy update uh i have five episodes left of season four and then i'm on to season five uh basically how many episodes is that that you've watched over 100 75 exactly who's calling me during the podcast who's calling you some fucking spam number answer it hello hello hello anyway sorry about the the phone call uh

basically um i figured out what episode i'm on and how many episodes are out and i have watched exactly 24.19 percent of family guy you're you're not even a quarter yeah and it was very disheartening but also kind of exciting because i'm like wow there's still so much family guy and then it's like wow there's still so much family guy i mean the new stuff's gonna be great oh well i speak of the new stuff uh season 17 just started airing like last week oh my god season 17 yeah i got a lot of episodes season 17 of Family Guy. That was something else. I watched the newest episode last night where Brian Griffin dates a girl with terminal cancer.

And she's going to die. And Brian says, you know what? You deserve to be married. So I'll marry you before you die. So Brian gets married. But then at the funeral, I at the uh uh wedding they find out she's actually not gonna die and brian's like what so then brian is stuck with her she a bitch she ugly no no she was beautiful she was so sweet but then you know she just starts

farting a lot and eating she gets fat wait really yeah just like a 180 of the character and then she's fat and farts a lot and her mom moves in and then uh she chokes to death and dies and um then brian is like you know what i really did love her i would give anything to have her back and then she comes back to life and then brian cries and the episode ended and i can't wait for next week to find out what happens in the next part it's really funny though they make they make fun of a lot of cancer jokes really funny terminal cancer jokes they're still doing the asian jokes in season 17. It's fantastic.

Do they make them sound like this? Yeah, yeah. There's like an Asian man stroking a gun watching Brian have sex, and he goes, These turn me on. Very good. Seth MacFarlane has really outdone himself. Also, it's interesting how animated comedy can get away with stuff that was going on in comedies back in

I guess like 16 Candles type of time. Yeah. Where they'd have like a foreign exchange student. Was it 16 Candles where that happened? Was it 16 Candles or was it Fast Times at Ridgemont High? One of those fucking movies you know the classic Asian character where a gong hits

before he appears or something. It's like their entrance cue. Oh! What is this? He looks at a spoon and goes, oh! Yeah, that old kind of like comedy shit where it was still okay. But like, he tries to use like two

forks as chopsticks. Dude, I just don't understand why the Chinese can't use... Why can't the Chinese use forks and spoons? Just seriously. Come on, man. I love chopsticks. I have a set at my place. Chopsticks are fucking fantastic tools to eat with. I got a lovely set of chopsticks. It forces me to not scarf everything down

in.5 seconds. I love eating with chopsticks, man. It's just such a... It's like a very, like, when you can do it well, it's like a fun... You're like, wow, I'm doing it. Okay, riddle me this, Matt. Okay. You have a small bowl of soup and you have chopsticks. You know when you dip those chopsticks in, they get wet.

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the first one is yes it would just take a very very long time the second one is no it It would just take a very, very long time. Okay. The second one is no. Well, okay. It depends. If they're wooden chopsticks, like the cheap ones, here's the thing. I feel like the wood will get to a point where it becomes oversaturated.

Like really, like you got like really nice black, still kind of not wood, but. You could do it. Not those cheap chopsticks. Well, the thing with the cheap chopsticks, the wood would get too saturated and it would stop absorbing the soup. You could use them as croutons then. Soak up the soup. Bite into that juicy wood. Yeah, you could do it. It would just take forever.

We should do a stream where we have to eat bowls of soup with chopsticks. Well, we got to do a lot of things. I mean, we should also do an ad read, but. Yeah, let's do that. Ryan, you've been looking pretty hairy lately. Have you tried Harry's? I have. When I have to manscape and then trim my face. Do you have to use Harry's, Matt? Not exactly, because I still can't really grow facial hair to an extreme degree.

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It comes with this nice gel. I have used it, the shave gel, because usually I use an electric razor, but sometimes I want that clean shave. Because believe it or not, guys, I grow a little bit of facial hair. So I do have to. I see the shadows of it. Yeah, I haven't shaved in a few days. It goes here, here, and here.

It's very patchy. It's not. I'm working on it. Maybe when I'm like 26, I can grow something. You can't work on it. Your body's going to figure that one out. My body will figure it out. But yeah, I also got Harrison Jackson live with me,

and they actually use the Harry's trial set like every day. So thanks, guys. Go to harrys.com slash super mega. So I have a question, Matt. I probably have an answer maybe. Do you sit on or in a couch? Sit on a couch? You don't sit in the couch. Do you sit on or in a couch? Sit on a couch? You don't sit in the couch.

Do you sit on or in a chair? Oh, fuck. I sit in a chair. So, do you sit on or in a couch? Well, you sit on a couch. You don't sit in the couch. You sit on a couch, Matt. But you sit in a chair.

How does that work? Just for that, you just opened your mouth. couch Matt but you sit in a chair how does that work is that a sign of submission just did the beta male smile to submit to that question I didn't know what to do I um it's like Jerry Seinfeld as a as a joke his I do his stand-up I listened to a recent one. He's talking about Uber, and he's like, You hail a taxi, but you call it Uber. What's up with that? How is that a joke? I don't know, dude. It's Jerry Seinfeld, dude.

The king of comedy. I have millions of dollars. Like almost a billion dollars. What a lucky man. So you sit in a chair, but you sit on the couch. You sit in the couch, Matt. No, you don't. Yeah, you do.

No, you don't. Yeah, you do. You don't sit in the couch. The couch is convex and it's holding you. You can sit on a table. It honestly makes more sense. The table's not holding you. Yeah, it makes more sense to sit on a chair and sit in the couch.

That makes more sense because a chair usually like, it can't have arm rests, but it like usually. I really feel like I'm in this couch. We are in the couch. It's got, it's got three walls surrounding us. Most of our body is on the couch. Almost all of it. Like 75%. Well, for me, I have, I'm like 80% legs. Sorry. In the couch. In the couch, yeah. Okay. Sitting in the couch on the podcast. Just something I was thinking about late at night. It was really keeping me up, and so I had to address it on the podcast. Well, thank you, man.

Thank you for bringing that to my attention. That's honestly going to upset me now. Now I'm going to pop this out. You just see me move it around my leg. Your kneecap. When my dad was a kid, he chipped part of his knee, and he could move a piece of bone under his skin around his leg. When I was a kid, I used to be obsessed with knee and he could move a piece of bone under his skin around his leg. When I was a kid, I used to be obsessed with doing this.

Oh, yeah, moving your kneecap around? Yeah, but now that I'm older, I'm like, ugh. It's like, ugh, yeah, I don't like that. Because I'm always thinking about it going, like, popping out. And then you can't get it back in place? Fuck. It's like a big pebble. It feels like a big old pebble.

Kneecaps are funny things, dude. It's just like a little helmet on your leg. You were about to say something, though. I was about to say, let's talk about what happened yesterday when we were in my car. We were driving around, and I was like, hey, I need to park. Let's not hide the fact. We were going to get me a vape. We were going to get Ryan a vape.

And maybe it was the universe saying, stop it. It wants me to keep smoking cigarettes. It does. There was a diagonal parking spot. And I was whipping. I was whipping the whip into the parking spot. And very high, like foot tall. It was a really tall curb.

Like incredibly tall curb. And I just overshot it. And I just smashed my car right into the curb. Can I say from my perspective, you pulled into that parking spot pretty fast. I did. And I was like, huh. I was like, usually you'd go a little slower. I really did.

You like hit the gas to go into it instead of the brakes. Like, did you make something up there? I will say that perhaps I did go a little too fast in that parking spot. And I just smashed. Steam came out. I smashed my car into the curb. Your AC's gone, right? Yep.

And steam. Where's the AC fluid at? I don't know. Steam exploded out of the front of my car. I cracked the front bumper of my car in half. And then steam shot out. And now my AC doesn't work. So if anybody knows, I haven't gotten it. I haven't taken my car in half and then steam shot out and now my AC doesn't work. So if anybody knows, I haven't gotten it, I haven't like taken my car in yet, but if

anybody can maybe explain what's up so when I take it in, I can explain better. It was the front right bumper underneath the light and it just shot on a Honda Civic and it just shot, shot, shot the steam out. Should have taken my car. Yeah, we should have taken your car. And then that wouldn't have happened. You know, Ryan, if you had just decided to keep smoking cigarettes, that wouldn't have happened.

Well, I still smoke cigarettes. Less cigarettes. Less cigarettes. Hey, that's a stat. Less cigarettes, you know? Oh, let's talk about something, Ryan. Okay. We had our first drunk drawing show.

Oh, my God, we did. And it went very well. Hold on, let me stop stretching so I don't sound like an asshole. You don't sound like an asshole, you just sound like a man stretching. We did have our first test show, and I think it went really well and I had a lot of fun. And I really enjoyed doing that. Honestly, I'm going to be honest, and I know a lot of people are just going to be assholes about it. Well, not a lot of people, just some people. And they affect me because I read the comments. But it's fine. Anyways. But, like, that's, I think that's my favorite thing now

of Super Mega that we do. Like, I have more fun doing that than anything else. That was, so basically, like, you know, I actually, we both have stage fright. I don't know how bad Ryan's is, but I got pretty bad stage fright. Oh, mine is a... Woo! Yeah, I have awful stage fright. Ryan's is, but I got pretty bad stage fright. Oh, mine is... Woo! Yeah, I have awful stage fright. Let's just say this. Let me put it this way. It's a really good thing I had two rum and Cokes and a shot of liquor before going up on stage.

Oh, yeah. So it was me, Ryan, and Ross. It was the three of us. And a crowd of about 200 people. And I had such a blast. I did not expect to have that much fun. And we just like, the audience was amazing. Like everybody who came, thank you so much.

It was so cool. Yeah, we got to, after the show, we got to meet everybody. We spent like an hour just taking pictures of people and talking to people. And to all those that are like, like, it sucks that I missed it. You're in luck. We don't have a date yet. But within about a month, right? Within a month's time. Yeah, something like that. About a month. We are planning to do a second show.

We don't know where, when, or how. But we are planning to do a second show before the year ends. We ideally would like to do two to second show before the year ends. We ideally would like to do two to three shows before the year ends. No guarantee on the number. And, you know, if those go well, if they get a good turnout, if you guys come back.

We might need to see what other cities would like to see us, essentially. Now, we're not promising anything. Like that movie review series that's coming out very soon. Well, that is a promise that's coming out. That's incredibly close. That's closer than ever. It really is closer than ever. I mean, every day that goes by is closer than ever.

Exactly. We've been slaving away on it. Oh, yeah. We've been really putting our heart and soul into this movie review series. What's the holdup? I'm not asking you. I'm asking us. Like, what?

You know what I'm scared of? Real talk. I'm not asking you, I'm asking us. Like, what? You know what I'm scared of, real talk? I'm scared of just because it's so long that it will never be able to live up to expectations. So then when it comes out, even if it's amazing, people will just fucking hate it. So now I'm, like, scared. But we do, we honestly, we do work on it from time to time.

And now that we do have a set, we actually can probably get... Just film conversation. It'll be really short, but we also need... Maybe next week we can work on that. Maybe. Who knows? Who knows?

But we were talking about the drunk drawing. Drunk drawing live, yeah. We really want to tour it. So if there's any cities overwhelmingly that you guys want us to come to, we would love to go on tour with this show if if we are going to tour it i have been fighting hard uh not really fighting hard but i have been very vocal about the fact that i would love to do a hometown tour as in like matt and i would both hit up our hometowns and we'd also probably hit up some other major kind of oh yeah like charleston columbia coastal city atlanta miami yeah that type of stuff i'd

love to do a show in columbia and charleston oh that'd be so much fun yeah i'd love that i haven't been south carolina i don't know uh you guys be like i would love if you toured yay in the comments show us the love for this project that you'd maybe want to see live yeah it's 18 plus at all shows so if you're under 18, apologies. But maybe by next year when we're touring it around, you'll have turned 18. Yeah, who knows? Like if you're 17 right now,

you're on the cusp of being able to watch us drink a little too much on stage. Yeah, Ross had two bottles of wine on stage all by himself. And some beer. I tried to help. I had a couple sips here and there. I did too. He really just downed those bottles of wine on stage all by himself. And some beer. I tried to help. I had a couple sips here and there. I did too. He really just downed those bottles of wine.

Wine drunk is not a good drunk. Oh, you get a hangover from that. For me, I got to have either, I guess cider is a good drunk. Just beer slash cider and then liquor. Just wine drunk gets me all tired. Yeah, well wine, like red wine, that'll put you to sleep. But yeah, we had a fucking blast. The audience, you guys were incredible.

I loved meeting all of you guys. I loved, thanks to everyone who bought one of the exclusive posters that I drew up myself with crayons and pen. Every show we're going to have merch, we're going to have posters. So come on out, Get some drinks with us. We'll pull you up on stage. We'll draw you. We'll have a great time. And let us know if you have any ideas for the show, what you want to see us do.

We have a couple of ideas for games and stuff. It works really well live, though. It works better live than it does on YouTube. So we had a blast doing it, and we want to do more. And we will do more, hopefully. We will, yeah. Dude, I was looking at my stage self when people were doing videos. Man, have I gained all that weight back. Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah. I got to fucking do something about that, buddy. Look at this. Let me see. Like, I got to show you. Remember Skinnier Me? I do, yeah. You lost a lot of weight.

My shirt would, like, go in and skinnier me? I do, yeah. You lost a lot of weight. My shirt would like go in and shit. Oh my god, yeah. Damn, you did. That's what I did. I gotta get back there and I gotta stay there. I gotta be healthy. But you did it so quickly, you can do it again. I did it in like four months, yeah. Yeah, you can do it again, dude. By New Year's you can be-

You can slim down again. That's what I want. I told you, man. I'll do liposuction. Like, that's the thing is doctors want you you, man. I'll do liposuction. Like, that's the thing is doctors want you to pay all this fucking money for liposuction when it's like, it's so easy to do it yourself. Go on Google. Go on YouTube. You can find a do-it-yourself liposuction tutorial. It's easy, dude. You said you could do it.

You said you have like some equipment at your place. I do. You go to like a hardware store. You can get tubes. You can get like those like plastic tubes. I can get like a shop vac, a spade. It's easy, man. I can just... It's like siphoning gas.

I make an incision. I stick the tube in. Are they just taking the fat out of your body? Yeah, they just suck it out. So it's for people who are really, really unhealthily fat? A lot of people also do it just to look better. I don't know. They're like, I just got got too fat I need to slim down

I guess if you have the money it's easier than working out just like I'll just get it sucked out I'm gonna look up liposuction pictures and I know they do those it's gross by the way it's like they suck fat out I know that they also do those things where it's like they um like freeze the fat out of you or something okay

um I don't know that much about liposuction. I feel like it's probably better just to exercise it off. I'm not actually thinking about it. I'm just interested. Guys, we're going to start a GoFundMe for Ryan's liposuction. We're going to raise $2 million for Ryan's liposuction. I guess this is interesting.

Seriously, just come over sometime. I'll do it for you. Okay. Free of charge. I'm down. I'm down to clown. I watched a... Remember that old show, like, ways to die in the West and it was always like super sexual Sorry, it was like she put a carrot in her vagina and died

It was like super sexual but they had one where like this guy tried to give his friend liposuction and killed him I'd never seen that show a thousand ways to die. I have heard of it. I never interested me though Yeah, it was just all these stories of like crazy ways people have died and then they reenacted. But they were always so fucking sexual. Like, this woman, her bush was too big, so she shaved it and then she died because she shaved her bush. Wait, what? It's stupid. She shaved her bush? How did that kill her?

I don't know, dude. She had a large pubic hair got inches that's weave on the dick that's a line from cupcake who i'm seeing live tomorrow um uh she like shaved her bush and just killed she's like an old razor so i don't know dude it's stupid that they probably make all that shit up i'm gonna look this up now there's a wikipedia article woman dies from shaving bush shaving pubes. See, this would have been a great place to introduce the Harry's ad read, wouldn't it? It would have been.

We should have done it there instead. Should I remove my pubic hair? Men and women weigh in on pubic hair removal. I don't think it happened. There's actually a... There's a Wikipedia article called a list of unusual deaths. And there is... Let me read you some of these, let me read you some of these

deaths real quick because these are insane. In 2012, Erica Marshall, a 28-year-old British veterinarian in Ocala, Florida, died when the horse she was treating in a hyperbaric chamber kicked the wall, released a spark from its horseshoes, and triggered an explosion. What a way to... That's honestly like, if there's any way to die... That's a fucking crazy way. How did she die?

She was working on a horse in some kind of chamber, and the horse kicked the wall, and a spark triggered an explosion? In 2013, Takuya Nagaya, 23, from Japan, started to slither on the floor and claimed he had become a snake. Takuya died after his father spent the next two days headbutting and biting him to drive out the snake that had possessed him. His dad bit him to death? Yeah, he headbutted him and bit him for two days straight to drive the snake out of him. Oh my god. Japan's weird, dude.

Oh my god. Japan's weird, dude. In 2014, Heval Yildirim, 13, of Turkey, was killed when a sacrificial goat bought for Eid al-Adha. I think it's a holiday. Jumped off the roof over a protective fence and fell onto him. Yildirim's father placed the goat on the roof of the building where he lived because he could not find another suitable place to keep it. This one's pretty good. No, no, this one's not good. This one's just horrifying.

2018. John A. Carotti, 61, died after falling into a vat of cooking oil and grease while standing on a grate in Orange County, Florida, near Orlando. Coworkers were unable to rescue him due to the strong fumes. That's fucking terrifying, dude. Jesus Christ. What a not fun way to die.

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I want to recommend some music this week. One of my favorite bands that I've been following since they first started out. Absolutely adore them. Seen them live twice. Can't get enough of them. Carro Carro Bonito, they released a new album this week called Time and Place. And they are fantastic. They have this new album, which is kind of like the new sound they've been going for.

They released a little EP earlier this year with four songs in a new style that's very different from their old stuff. But I love the new style. The new album is super, super, super, super good. Joji, by the way, has some really good stuff. Yeah, Joji's been dropping some really good stuff. He dropped that new song with Clams Casino, and I really like it a lot. I think I like most of Joji's stuff.

I really, really enjoy it. It's really grown on me, yeah. And it sucks that he has that whole Filthy Frank shit going on. Where he can't seem to escape it? Yeah, he can't escape it while people are always coming. You're only good when you're doing Filthy Frank. Just appreciate both. It's super good. It's like, just appreciate both. Just appreciate both. It's two different art forms.

Maybe it's because I'm a sad man, but I really do enjoy your music. His new song's not sad, it's very like, chillin'. No, yeah, but like I'm talking about like most of his stuff. Yeah, it's pretty- it's pretty emo. Most of his- like his music videos are like him bleeding out in a bathtub, him walking around with like... An arrow in him. an arrow in him. They're all very, uh, very somber.

Yeah. Melancholy. I'm really excited to hear his, uh, album ballads one. I'm excited to see where he goes from here. Cause I feel like he's got nowhere to go but up. He's a, he's really good. I really like his music a lot. Um, it's a, it's a, it makes me happy cause he went from something like Filthy Frank and is now doing Joji.

It just kind of proves that you're not always stuck in the place that you're at. There's always going to be the teenagers online that just only comment Filthy Frank stuff on his serious work. But I think it's just appreciate both. He had this comedic thing and now he's got the serious thing. You don't have to like one more than the other. Just like them both. Or you don't even have to like them both. He had this comedic thing, and now he's got this serious thing. You don't have to like one more than the other. Just like them both. Or you don't even have to like them both. I don't care for his current music, and I like Filthy Frank.

That's fine. You don't got to throw any hate his way if he's doing something new. He's being happy. Let the man do what he wants to do. He's just a person, and he's just trying to figure out things and do what he wants to do. Like we all do. I'm sure you don't want to feel forced to do something just because people like it out of you like like for instance I think the best thing I can explain to it

to make it to make it relatable in a sense and a lot of people would probably come up with counter arguments is like when a parent wants you to do a sport that you're really good at but you don't like that sport you don't have to play that sport just like you know you don't have to continue doing what you're doing if you don't like it you can try to find something you like don't have to play that sport. Just like, you know, you don't have to continue doing what you're doing if you don't like it. You can try to find something you like. Don't feel bad. Don't feel bad to give something up that you feel

that a lot of people expect something out of you from. Yeah. I'm excited to see his album and I'm happy for him. Also, if I had to suggest one song off of the new Cara Cara Bonito album, I'd say Time Today. It's my favorite one off of there. Go give it a listen.

What else? Kim Petras. She's really good. Really good artist. She just dropped a new album. A little spooky one. Really good. And I would love to get Sarah Bonito on our podcast.

She's coming to LA in November to do a show, which I will be at. If you see me, come say hey. And I talked to her and she said she wanted to come on the podcast so I don't know how busy she's going to be when she's in LA but that might happen so who knows can't promise anything just because of how busy her schedule is but it's something that I would like to try to make happen

because I love all of her work been following her forever she's great I like the sweat off your brow, dude. Sorry, dude. Ah, God. That was a lot of sweat on my brow. What if you only sweat through your brow?

Like all of your sweat concentrated into your brow. So just like pour down over your face. Like, ah, Jesus. Like in the comedy movies where they would like make it pour down the person's face in like some system in like the hairpiece or something. Yeah. Just. But yeah. I mean, Ryan, you got any movies to recommend got any uh anything i would probably have a movie to recommend

but uh fuck me right so i i'm gonna go see the sisters brothers right i'm gonna go see this movie that i'm excited to see because as joaquin phoenix jake gyllenhaal john c reilly all together oh yeah in this like it's not by the coen brothers but it's kind of coen brothers ask in the terms of as Joaquin Phoenix, Jake Gyllenhaal, John C. Reilly all together. Oh, yeah. It's not by the Coen brothers, but it's kind of Coen brothers-esque in the terms of dark mixed with maybe some lighthearted stuff or dark comedy. And so I was going to see that. And so I get to the theater. I buy my snacks.

I use the restroom. my snacks. I used the restroom. I had a hot dog, peanut M&M's, and a Coke in hand. And just used the restroom and we were just about to go into the theater

when I got a text and I had to go take care of an emergency. That is unfortunate. I am so sorry. Yeah, so I don't go take care of an emergency. That is unfortunate. I am so sorry. Yeah. So I don't go out much to enjoy a movie because I don't think good movies come out that often. So, you know, it sucked. So I'm going to try to see that this week.

But other than that, did I already say in the last podcast that I re-watched Spider-Man 2? Yes, you did. Okay. Super fun. I watched a really good Coen Brothers movie recently that I had never seen. A Serious Man. Haven't seen that. It's really good.

It's about like this like Jewish guy who's a professor and his life just kind of starts falling apart. It's like a religious movie about like the Jewish faith and him trying to get his life under control. It's the guy, the actor, I forgot his name. He kind of looks like walking Phoenix.

He's, um, he's in call me by your name. He's the dad. He's in a lot of stuff. He's really good though. Um, that's definitely worth a watch.

Actually, one of the characters from big bang theory is in it. Uh, Leonard Howard, who's the guy with the bowl cut and he wears the turtlenecks. Uh, he plays, he plays like a rabbi and he's really good in it. Also also he plays this character in like this joss whedon internet thing called it was called dr horrible sing-along blog yeah yeah he played he's not a bad actor he played this dude

who would his superpowers was just that he would sweat a lot from no he was just moist all the time and so like every we would come up so every every prop every prop he had was just dripping with like water and slime i uh ryan if we ever get to go to like the emmys or the oscars or something i just want to get out of the limo with you just covered head to toe in vaseline and never address it we're just like our suits our head just like covered in vaseline that would be perfect it'd be amazing you know what else would be perfect? What? To end the podcast on a high note.

And then give Matt room to talk. Sure. I'm giving you room to talk. Oh, I thought you were going to end it on a high note. That was a high note. Oh, okay. That was a great high note. Fucking, oh yeah, HBO.

I saw this, two things. The movie Vice with Christian Bale as Dick Cheney. That looks awesome. awesome trailer just dropped for that and sam rockwell looks awesome and i think was perfectly cast oh my god w bush he looks so good as george bush i just wish that i don't think the i doubt the movie is gonna the thing is i want to see sam rockwell kind of give it his all and I wish the movie had more of a Wolf on Wall Street type of vibe and I hope it does because Sam Rockwell as

George W. Bush is probably one of my favorite casting decisions that I can't wait to see of this year. Also Christian Bale as Dick Cheney like that's a wild like out there casting choice and he did like you see that beard gut he has? Everyone changed physically in that movie even Amy Adams it looked like they changed casting choice. He gained a lot of weight for the role. And he did like you see that you see that beard gut he has.

Everyone changed physically in that movie even Amy Adams it looked like they changed her face. Was that Amy? That had to be Amy Adams.

I think it was. Okay. I might be wrong but it looked I watched the show this morning it looks great. I want to see J.K. Simmons in more stuff

though. Yeah and also um uh. It was random but I just it was a thought I had. HBO has this like new show about televangelists

coming out it's got like Danny McBride John C. Riley or John Goodman John Goodman and it has a Adam from workaholics and he looks great in that

role I'm so excited that show is gonna be awesome so yeah that's that's our that's our that's our media talk yeah finale of better call saw coming up in a week less than a

week like four days from now when the podcast airs. I'm excited, man. Like three days. We'll see how it goes. We'll see how it goes. Anyway, guys, SuperMegaCast, we said it last week, now on Spotify, so you can listen to it on iTunes, Google Play Music, Spotify, any other platform where podcasts are distributed.

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