supermegashow - EP 112 - Ryan's Ranch: The Movie

Episode Date: October 15, 2018

We talk Magnolia, throwing knives, and we recall a daring night at Ryan's Ranch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Wake up. I'm sorry, Matt, but if we're going to talk about social privilege, a pretty woman is more privileged than any white man ever could be. Ryan, this is not the podcast! Sorry, I was reading Crowder comments! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Super Megacast episode 112. Ryan McGee, are you ready to jump right into this podcast like a big pool of crystal clear water? I am, I, uh...

Oh, sorry, it's the sound of the fucking... Can we turn this off? We can mute it I heard it sounded like a small man screaming from another room If I just press the power button Just press the power button on the console Sorry folks we had the TV on And we thought it was muted but there was some slight sound

Coming from it and it sounded like a man screaming In another room so Ryan Lost a strain of thought What were you asking me? I was saying are you ready to dive into this podcast? Like never before? Yes, I am. I am. It's going to be an interesting podcast. I mean, this is podcast number 363. So I can't believe we've made it this far. Wow. 363. That is a number. I know. That's insane, dude. That's almost 365, which is how many days there are in a year. That's insane, dude.

Wow. I can't believe numbers work like that. Yeah. How you been, Ryan? I've been all right. I'm trying to think of like what I've been doing. I've mostly been dropping risky reels. You know what I'm saying? Nice, dude.

I've been watching movies. We went to go see Magnolia. It was both of our first times seeing the film. That movie was fantastic. Ryan and I, this weekend, with some friends, we went to go see in theaters, they were doing a screening of Paul Thomas Anderson's Magnolia

and John C. Reilly was there to do a little Q&A. Every time I hear John C. Reilly, I've seen him in person twice now, and every time I hear him speak, all I can hear is Steve Bruule's voice because like his his regular speaking voice is so close to the way steve brule speaks dude he always has a hat he always wears a little fedora he walked in with a nice brown suit he wore a fedora when i

saw him at the tim and eric live show in atlanta back in like 2012 or something yeah dude he he loves those hats he's a great actor though magnolia a three-hour movie, like three hours and eight minutes. Yep. But never once during that movie was I like, man, this is long. I was actually surprised by how quick three hours went by. I know. It didn't feel like a Peter Jackson slog. Yeah.

Because I, like, whatever. I know his movies are action fantasy and big gorillas, whatever. But, like, his movies, there always seems to be a point where they drag this movie because the reason i feel like is because this movie felt like a tv show where like things would happen and then several points throughout the movie if you've noticed it would culminate into the thematic catharsis of the characters in like three or four separate points of the movie where like the music would swell and yeah and each character would be at their next point in their journey all like with music playing or especially near the end they really nailed it home uh with the with kind of the montage of the characters yeah and i and i

think that because i remember going in and being like an hour from now after the movie starts i'll look at my watch and be like there's still two hours left and i remember looking at my watch i mean like oh she was only one hour left. Damn. Like this movie is just, it kept my attention so well that I was never like, whew, this is a long movie. Because I remember on a previous video or podcast, I was talking about three hour movies and I was like, three hours, that's too long.

You know, you got to wrap it up. And movie like that, I was like, nah, man. Like when it ended, I was like, oh, that's it. Yeah. Super good movie I do have to apologize for something that I said in the last episode of the podcast what did you say Ryan were you not woke

well I no I accidentally got concave and convex mixed up and people pointed that out and I got a lot of you know don't talk about something unless you actually know what you're saying comments. Damn, that's harsh.

Yeah. That's a pretty easy thing. About concave and convex after all. Guys, we're college dropouts. You can't expect us to nail it every single time. Yeah. You know? This isn't the Crowder Hour.

We're not doing our research here. I'm sorry, guys. Well, you know what? Ryan's not just apologizing. SuperMega as a company is apologizing to all half of ryan mcgee yeah on behalf of ryan mcgee to all of the listeners for ryan confusing concave and convex i can't believe you'd be so fucking stupid as to confuse the two are there a lot of people now like they've found they've been built up so long and now they can finally

come yeah now that i've apologized and they can finally bust now that I've apologized they can finally bust that nut my wrongs have been righted but Ryan do you if they've been righted let's see no I don't want to get into it what is concave? what's concave and what's convex? which one's which?

concave is the one where it goes inward because it's like a cave convex is where it's like a cave. Exactly. Convex is where it's like just an outward curve. Fantastic. Everyone, Ryan McGee is right at his wrongs. So we can all rejoice now. Yeah.

Ryan is no longer canceled. Thank you, Ryan. Thank you. We watched another movie. Me and Harrison and Jackson and Frank Javsi went over to your house Friday night. Yes. And we watched. We need to do that more.

That was super fun. I had a blast. I watched it fly. I got to try to fix my back porch light so we have your house Friday night. Yes. And we watched. We need to do that more. That was super fun. I had a blast. I watched The Fly. I got to try to fix my back porch light so we have some light out there. Yeah. It's fine. You know, the moon. It hit your eye like a big pizza pie.

That's amore. We watched The Fly with Jeff Goldblum, 1986. Something like that. 86, I think. I've never seen The Fly. Not the 58 version or whenever that one came out. Not the old one. But we watched The Fly. I've never seen it. I Not the 58 version or whenever that one came out. No, not the old one. But we watched The Fly.

I've never seen it. I had a good time watching it. That movie scared the fuck out of me, dude. I was not expecting to be that fucking freaky. It was a fun time. It was definitely, you could tell the movie was definitely made in a different social climate. Yeah, the use of the R in N-Word. That was just insane how much Jeff Goldblum drops it.

No, it's just like every character was so rapey. Yeah, I know. They're like the ex and N word. That was just insane how much Jeff Goldblum drops it. No, it's just like every character was so rapey. Yeah, I know. They're like the ex-boyfriend. I mean, it could be due to the fact that he was turning into a fly and melding into a fly, maybe. Could have been that. But even before then, it was a bit... Well, animals are, you know, they're primitive. He was turning into a primitive

insect. He even discusses in the movie of how, as an insect, they don't have any feelings or emotion. They're just driven by instinct. And he is bound to do that and bound to hurt his quote unquote love. Which does he? We'll see. You got to go watch the movie.

You got to go find out what happens to the mom of Stuart Little. Oh, yeah. That was her. She's fine. She's hot. She's beautiful the the the reason i really enjoyed this movie is because one of the biggest things for me um is how a movie ends and i feel like that says a lot because too many movies end with the whole like fade to black fade from black it's probably like

an establishing shot of like some scenery or like a house in the suburbs and then you hear people talking and then it cuts to inside the house and it's people getting out with their normal you know that whole yeah where it like shows like after the no but i'm not gonna give it away but this movie just fucking ends i remember when it ended we all looked at each other like that's how it ends jesus christ it's okay yeah 100% and the thing is there would be no service to extending the end of that it ended like there's nothing that was the end dude there's nothing else it could have told

I don't think so I mean I love that there's movies that end like that same with a cabin in the woods have you seen you've seen yeah I have not what no that's one of my favorite movies

well you know it is favorite like horror-esque like satire movies it's October now so, it is. My favorite, like, horror-esque, like, satire movie. It's October now, so I've been trying to watch a lot of horror movies this month. That's why we went and watched The Fly, which I loved. I love body horror. Cronenberg, beautiful movie. You gotta watch The Thing. I saw The Thing on TV when I was a kid.

I need to watch it, like, on... Is The Thing also Cronenberg? No, The Thing is... Oh, what's his... John Carpenter. Oh, okay, okay. no the the thing is uh oh what's his john carpenter oh okay okay um but i watched uh i watched i've watched a couple horror movies recently uh i watched hereditary for the second time i watched uh descent uh where the the british ladies are stuck in the interesting one i will say like when i watched it back when i was a kid i was scared looking back at it now I'd still be scared just because I hate the idea of

claustrophobia it was terrifying but those some goofy naked vampire it had some goofy stuff in it yeah um like when it zooms in is like it's all campy on like that yeah like that shit yeah definitely but overall also they they do the

whole typical horror movie bullshit with the ending. Yeah, they did. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. I'm going to cut this out because there's two endings. There's an American one and a British one. Okay.

How did yours end? Okay. Mine and- Spoilers. Actually, I'm not cutting this out. Spoilers. My version, when I saw it, ended with this girl. She's running down the side of the road. She gets picked up by someone or she gets into the

car something starts driving away then she looks to the side of her something happens the car crashes and then she wakes up and she's back in the cave yeah that's the that's the that's the european yeah that one how's the american one end apparently shittier shittier yeah because apparently i was talking to jory about it and he was like like they didn didn't think America could handle the European ending, so they made another one. I don't know how the other one ends, but apparently the European one's the good ending, and the American one's the shitty ending. It was fun. It scared me. Yeah.

What happened during that movie? I missed the biggest jump scare, because i went to the bathroom to put acne cream on my face because i'm 14 years old oh because you had to take a break in the middle of a movie and you didn't have the rest of the day to do it so you're like i put it on at night ryan i put my acne cream on at night otherwise you also have a little alarm so you have to take your birth control it's not birth control it's medication i could take on a daily basis making you feel bad for you know this is how this is how this is how mental health has gone on like not talked about took your little happy pills just choose to be happy what are you stupid just choose happiness

come on just be happy oh my god do what i do smoke yourself into oblivion okay i don't do that probably the worst it doesn't that does not pressure. I promise it doesn't help. I mean, it helps with things. It's like temporary. It's, it's temporary. Here's the thing. It makes it so for me,

it makes it so like when I think of something that makes me sad or anxious, I automatically will forget it within the span of 60 seconds. Cause my thoughts can't just stay on one topic when I'm, when I'm, uh, on that good vaping medication. Fist pounded, brother. By vaping, I mean smoke. And by smoke, I mean there's tar in my lungs. Help.

We should send little, like, I know there's a game. We should play it on Super Mega. There's a game where you play as like a tiny little, like, man, you clean out people's lungs. Yeah, you're like, we should play that game. I don't know what it's called. You brought it up, I think, during the smoking game, possibly. Yeah, I remember I played it on a Game Grumps stream with Ross once. But, going back to acne,

I remember when I was, like, 20, and I was getting acne, and I was thinking, like, oh, man, I can't wait until I'm, like, not a teenager anymore. Because, like, real talk, guys, I was hitting puberty until I was, like, 21. In fact, I still think I'm, like, I'm a

very late bloomer. Were you? Yeah. In fact, I still think I'm like, I'm a, I'm a very late bloomer. Were you? Yeah. So like, basically I'm probably my body. Like I'm probably like 18 right now. You think so? No,

I don't know. I think, I think, I think honestly though, you moved out here at what age? 19. You're still, I think your body,

I just turned 19. I think your body continues to like mature, mature. And of course, like your body technically matures throughout, you know, until you're dead because that's just life and oxygen, blah, blah, blah. But I think in that, in those terms, you kind of meld into yourself. Oh, I've changed a lot. I think 23 or 25 is when you stop.

I'm still changing. I've looked the same for the past, I don't know, few years. Two years at least. Yeah. But I think. I mean, I look about the same when you met me I don't know, few years. Two years at least. Yeah. But I think that- I mean, I look about the same when you met me, right? No, you look different. You look very different.

Well, because I've gotten bigger and my hair's long now instead of short. You look, your face looks more mature than it did when I met you. I was looking old pictures. Yeah, now it's like, it's much more like old, older, not old, but like mature Ryan. I'm turning into a man. I found my second white hair today. I found my first one in June. And then I was looking today in the car rear view mirror

and I saw a big old scraggly bendy thing. Dude, I plucked those. People are like, don't pluck them. I'm like, why? Why? Why not pluck them? I found my first one at Anime Expo. Probably because we were so stressed.

Really? I was like, hey, gray hair. You found it, remember? You were like, you have a gray hair. Oh, yeah. But like, God damn. Like, look at a picture of me when i'm 19 when i was when i started doing this and i was just look at a picture of you like in college yeah yeah like i look so much younger and i was younger like my views on everything were different like i was just a different person

and that's good like i think you continue to change throughout your whole life right absolutely but definitely like the last few years i've changed more than i've ever changed yeah i've what's happening to my body? I'm hitting puberty. What's happening to your mind? The libs are getting to you, Matthew. No, they're not, Ryan. I'm owning libs left and right every day.

But I was talking about acne because I remember thinking like when you turn like 21, 22, like you just stop getting acne. And I was talking to Aaron. He's like, no, dude, I'm 30, 31. And I still get acne. And I was like, yeah, adults still get acne. and then i realized like that just doesn't stop you just get acne your whole life and i was like god damn it i hate acne acne sucks you get you don't you got great skin you luckily don't get acne i do see on my forehead i didn't notice until you pointed

out you got like one look at this my cheeks dude i got these like i think they're like scars now because i had i don't get patches i usually just kind of get bumps i had these patches on my cheeks dude i got these like i think they're like scars now because i had i don't get patches i usually just kind of get bumps i had these patches on my cheeks this year and they were there for months and they finally went away for the most part but now i have like dark splotches on my skin from where the acne was so if anybody in the comments real talk knows a way to get rid of those like dark splotches left over from breakouts. Please help. I want to be pretty. I don't want to have... But maybe this helps you guys because maybe some of you out there have acne and you're very self-conscious about it.

I get it too. I break out real bad. We all do. Aaron gets it. My mom gets it. Ryan has perfect skin. He gets one here and there. I don't have perfect skin. You look at my skin. You got great skin. It's like oily. Everyone's skin is oily. Whatever. You don't have breakouts. You got nice.

You got nice. The beard helps. You got nice facial hair. You got nice hair. You got nice skin. Wow. Thank you. I need to wash my hair soon.

I need to wash my. Well, I need to whiten my teeth soon. You know that in a week. You can get those crest strips. And it's not just because I'm like, yeah, I am unhealthy. But like, it's mostly this, the unhealthiness from the cigarettes that have caused them to tint over time. Tint over time. No joke.

I got those crest whitening strips. Use them every day for a week. It will be a drastic difference in one week. Really? Your teeth will be bright white. Try them out. Maybe I can pick up a few boys next drunk drawing. What?

They have to be old enough to drink. That's what I'm, because I don't feel, I don't fear saying that because at our drunk drawing shows. I'm saying I can pick up some boys. Oh, okay. I thought you meant like to help you whiten your teeth. I didn't realize how we got from teeth whitening to you picking up boys. I'd shine my teeth down at the drunk drawing audience and I'd see a lot of small little grown men small little grown men

just smiling back at me and they'd squint because my teeth would be so white yeah don't whiten them too much man you're gonna blind everyone in the audience update on drunk drawing live I think December it's not gonna be until the probably first week of December somewhere around there

venues be booked venues be until like the probably first week of December, somewhere around there. Venues be booked. Venues be booked like crazy, but it's, we're definitely doing another show before the end of the year. And then we'll do some in 2019. So we, we, I,

I love doing junk drawing live. I had so much fun. Yeah. And the audience, you guys were so good. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done. Well,

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Air Transat. Travel moves us. Hi, can I take your order, please? moves us. Is that it? Let me get a quarter pounder with cheese and play a fish show, please. Make grittas and McMuffin and a large coffee. A hamburger, cheeseburger, hash brown, hotcakes. Vanilla cone shake and a hot bar sundae. Ba-da-ba-ba-ba. But Ryan, we need to talk about something very important. I got a little game we're going to play. It's a fun little game show I made just for Matt. It's called Whose Culture is the Best?

Okay, Matt, you're the next contestant. I can't wait to play, Ryan. So Whose Culture is the Best? We got the Aztecs over here. Wait, am I comparing cultures? To the right, yeah. We got Aztecs to the right, your left. And then over here, we have Hawaii, the Hawaiiansaiians i'm gonna have to go with hawaii on

this one just because i i think hawaiian culture is very cool i like the i like the okay like tropical stuff very aztecs cut a lot cut a lot of people's heads off and kicked them downstairs nothing against the aztecs yeah they also ripped out people's hearts they did a lot of that and hawaii just seemed fun and tropical yeah there's a lot of just ripping stuff out of people and kicking them down some steps in Aztec culture. Aztecs, was that necessary? Did you have to do that? Are you ready for round two?

Okay. Round two. Hawaiians versus? Hawaiians versus the Greek. Hawaiians still. Greek culture's cool, but I think Hawaiian culture still. I really love Hawaii. I've never been, but I love hawaiian stuff so i'm still gonna go with hawaii greek is a little boring to me okay okay okay you got you got three more rounds matt okay we got now

the next one hawaii okay taiwan oh man taiwanese culture tai see taiwan Taiwanese culture is pretty fucking cool I do have to say think about it Taiwan I've always wanted to go but if I had to pick Taiwan or Hawaii that's tricky man I'm still saying Hawaii dude

Hawaiian culture Hawaii or African culture. Why you got to... Which one's better? Why are we playing this game, Ryan? Which one's better, man? You want to put me in some hot water here?

None of them are white. So it's better. It's good either way. You're supporting... African culture is so broad. Okay. Somali culture. Hawaiian. I don't know anything about somali culture okay instantly like hawaii versus japan oh well now you're just getting people just gonna make fun

of me because i'm gonna say japan i'm saying hawaii okay japan versus south af. I'm saying Hawaii. Before the apartheid. What? The culture was different. I don't know anything about pre-apartheid South African culture. Sounds like someone doesn't do their research on Africa. I didn't know you were going to ask me these questions. Ryan. This has nothing to do with race or anything. I just...

I don't know anything about South Africa. Don't do the beta male smile at me. Please help! You're doing it bad, motherfucker. Okay, so thank you for playing that. Thank you. I loved playing that game. Which culture's better?

With Matt Watson. We'll bring the game show back later, I'm sure. It just sounds so, like, not okay. Which culture is better? Hawaii won up until the end. Who could have guessed that Japan would have won over Hawaii? No, I said Hawaii over Japan. Did you?

Mm-hmm. It's a lie. As a host, you didn't even pay attention to my answers, Ryan. Yeah, but I knew you were lying. I said Hawaii. You'd rather go to Japan than Hawaii? I've been to Japan a handful of times now, but I've never been to Hawaii. I've always wanted to go to Hawaii.

Okay. You can only visit Japan or Hawaii. If you visit one, you can't visit the other for the rest of your life. See, it won. I knew it. You were lying to me. You're playing these mind games with me, Ryan. You're making me.

You're lying to me. I have such a fun time every time I go to Japan. It's so quaint. I can't go back to Japan after the grease fire. Yeah, that was a nightmare for you. I can go to Hawaii, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can still go to Hawaii.

Man, we got to go back to Japan soon. Depending on what laws you look at, I can still go to Hawaii, I think. There's certain laws that might restrict you from going in. We don't need to get into that on a podcast. Yeah, we're fine. Shout out to Hawaiian fans. I saw someone that was like, do drunk drawing in Hawaii. And it's like, I so would if it wasn't super expensive to go to Hawaii.

Send us some coconuts. I thought you were going to say cocaine. Send us some of that Hawaiian coke, baby. Is there Hawaiian cocaine? Does Hawaii have marijuana? Hawaii is the go-between for a lot of drug peddling between Asia and the United States. I know that the Yakuza do a lot of their shit in Hawaii. Vacation

beach parties? I'm sure the Yakuza do have vacation beach parties in Hawaii. Do all of them wear little skimpy bathing suits? Highly. They probably just wear their frilly suits and all their tattoos and their pistols. Those boys gotta show off their bods. Dude, I'm terrified. Yakuza's terrifying.

Would you rather get into a fight or be on the wrong side of the Yakuza or the FBI? But I still live here? Hypothetically, you're all in the same place. I don't know. That sucks. Yeah. Maybe FBI because I can at least try to prove my here hypothetically you're all in the same place i don't know that sucks yeah that's maybe fbi

because i can at least try to prove my innocence and i can build a whole case around me and people be like not ryan and the yakuza would just cut your hand off and then yeah and then kill you there is one group in which i that's the top for me even Even above ISIS. Scientologist? No. Close. Cartel. Oh, yeah. I think cartel and ISIS. I think those are like the two highest for me. Cartel's above ISIS for me.

It's also more, it's closer to you. Yes. And realistically, they could come and steal you from your abode and cut your head off. I'm very scared of the cartel. Yeah. So, I mean, props to the cartel. I've seen Breaking Bad, Ryan. I know what they do.

There was a, man, I watched this like really interesting Vice documentary a while ago on like this Mormon haven in Mexico that like Mitt Romney's family lived at because a lot of Mormons apparently like migrated to Mexico because their laws would allow them to have multiple wives back in the day or something. But I remember like these Mormons got into this fight with this cartel. And like it was kind of like Mormons versus cartel. Who's going to win that one? And I think the cartel like killed a lot of the Mormons. And you don't want to you don't want to pick a fight with the cartel.

No, you know what I'm saying? No. Cartel is not someone you want to pick. In fact, you probably shouldn't pick fights with any organized crime syndicate. Any terrorist organization. Any group that kills people. Cartels are terrorists. Yeah.

I think you could classify cartels as terrorists. They've brought down planes. Pablo Escobar brought down a plane. A bomb. He blew a plane up with a bunch of people just to kill one person. Couldn't he just shot that dude? Did he have to blow a fucking plane up? I think it's about sending a message

he was thinking about the ratings in a few decades yeah and he was for the TV show about it he was like this is gonna get the ratings on that show way higher if I blow a plane up people will believe it when they see it that's insane that he did that he wanted to kill one guy so he blew up an airplane with a bunch of people on it that also had the guy on it

instead of just shooting him cause he had the power you know he was so powerful we could have just had people go and kill him Instead of just shooting him. Because he had the power. You know, he was so powerful. We could have just had people go and kill him. He also built his own jail. That he lived in. He somehow got the government to agree to that because he was so powerful. He's like, I'm going to build my own jail with like pool tables and barbecues and everything I want.

And women. And my friends can come and go. Can you truck in a bunch of women? Oh, yeah. Of course. If you guys haven't seen Narcos on Netflix, great show. It takes a lot of creative liberties with the story, but it gets a lot of it. Like, it gets the general sense of Pablo down.

Like, there's some things that don't happen, some things that do. When you go and watch a show like that, always be cautious. Of Pablo Escobar sending his men after you for watching the show. Yeah. He'll do that. Pablo's a cutie. He is cute. In the show.

In the show, yeah. In real life, he was real ugly. Yeah. I hope his ghost doesn't come back and haunt me for that one. I like the actor who played him in the show. Yeah, he's great. Forgot his name. Narco, I don't know.

Just nothing will beat the Pablo era of Narcos for me. I thought the new season was really good, though. It was good, but ain't no Pablo. So, Ryan, tell me about the movie review series. Well, we got a name for it. We don't want to release anything. We actually do have an artist working on the branding. We have the set ready, and all we have to do is watch some movies and talk about them,

and boom boom bada boom we got yourselves some episodes april fools i'm just kidding we actually do have it we're working on it i don't even want to say that we're working on it because then it's we got we were under a magnifying glass how about this it's not coming out for a bit but it is going to come out you've said that before yeah we keep saying that saying that. We're going to keep saying it until it comes out. What of it? Episode three of the podcast. We're like, movie review series coming soon.

Flash forward, episode 112. Yeah, movie review series coming soon. 363. 363. Movie review is coming soon. But yeah, movie reviews are... They are coming soon. I feel like once...

I mean, honestly, I don't care because we're eventually going to release it. And we're going to have been right all along. That's how you know we're in the golden era of Super Mega. The day we upload a movie review, that's how we've entered the golden era of Super Mega. Or the downfall. Or the downfall because the movie reviews are just so bad that... How's it going, bros? I'm the Nostalgia Critic and today we're going to be reviewing... Which two famous YouTubers did I just pair up?

The Nostalgia Critic and... PewDiePie. Yes. PewDiePie, Nostalgia Critic. You get that? Yeah. How come they haven't collabed? Does Doug Walker collab with anybody besides other movie critics like Linkara?

Which, by the way, Linkara, I'm still waiting on the next History of Power Rangers. When is that coming out? Do not ask me when the next Power Rangers is coming out. History of Power Rangers has no set release date. They're done when they're done. Asking me when they come out will not make them come any faster. I like the idea of him having to record several takes of his angry rant. He has to like stop.

Will not come out faster. Okay. Will not come out faster. Nope. Nope. Nope. I love how it's just overlaid over like footage of Power Rangers kicking ass. And he's just like getting so pissed off.

I was never into Power Rangers. I wasn't either. I thought it was goofy. I think I watched it every now and then when it would come on TV. But like I either. I thought it was goofy. I think I watched it every now and then when it would come on TV, but I was never really into it. Just like I was never into Yu-Gi-Oh! or Pokemon as a kid. I wish I was. I was into Yu-Gi-Oh! cards.

I was into Pokemon heavily through the games, cards, and show. If you could go back to your childhood and be into something that you were never into that you wish you were into, what would it be? I don't know. I was into pretty much everything there was to be into in the 90s.

I had a yo-yo phase. Did you have a yo-yo phase? I tried. I feel like – Remember those yo-yos in the commercial where it would, like, come right back to you? You don't even have to try with this yo-yo. That defeats – they were like a ball?

Yes. That defeats the purpose. I know. I knew this girl who walked around and she'd walk around with her hands in her pocket except her thumbs and she had a real squeaky voice and she would just like fling her yo-yo. She had one of those yo-yos and she'd just walk around with it every day and be like,

hey y'all, look at me with my yo-yo. She'd just walk around at lunch and do her little yo-yo thing. It was weird. Is there like a yo-yo equivalent in the adult world? Is that a cigarette? A kid's throwing a yo-yo is in the adult world is that a cigarette um kids throwing a yo-yo is like them smoking a cigarette throwing a pocket knife into a tree did you were you ever good at like throwing a pocket knife into a tree i was really good at that no my dad taught me how to like

throw it so it all the blade always goes in to the tree how does it always go in how do you throw it i don't remember anymore i just just remember I was good at it. I'd go camping. I'd be chucking my blade, chucking my little switch knife. Just go right in the tree. I threw it right into my dad's neck once. He's still around? No.

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A lot of stuff happens with your dad. Like the zoo incident of 1983. Well, I would prefer if we didn't talk about that on the podcast. Hippo fucking. Okay. He fucked a hippo. Okay? My dad fucked a hippo at the zoo. He was high on PCP, climbed over the thing, fucked a hippo. Whoop-dee-doo.

It was very embarrassing for my family, brought a lot of shame upon my entire family, and we don't like to talk about it. But, mistakes are made in the past. Are people not capable of change, Ryan? I'm sorry for bringing that up. I know. I'm sorry.

Could you cut it out, please? I mean, I think you've got this one. Matt, remember to cut this part out because it's going to bring back a lot of memories to your family that you don't want to have brought back. So make sure you're not just... That is the petting zoo incident of 1985. Two years later.

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Thank you. Seriously, we love you. I'm looking at my water bottle, Ryan. I'm looking at... What? What stupid joke are you going to cut me off with? You're looking at my what? Big stupid eyebrows. Thank you, Ryan.

My big stupid eyebrows. Thank you, Ryan. My big stupid eyebrows. What I was saying was I was looking at my water bottle and I noticed the expiration date is September 21st 2020. September 11th, 2001? That's just some old ass water. How does water go bad? Is it because they put shit in it? 2001? That's just some old ass water. That's not what I said.

How does water go bad? Is it because they put shit in it? It's water. How does it go bad? Riddle me this, Batman. It's because the plastic poisons the water. Oh, is that so? I'm sure. Yeah, probably.

Water doesn't go bad. Yeah, September 21st, 2020. Hey, Hannah. Does water go bad? No, it's a fresh water bottle, it just expires in two years, so I was just wondering... What? There are no spiders in it, no. Just, uh...

We were wondering if it was like the plastic that eventually makes it be gross or if it's... Yeah. Okay, 100%. Ryan, what if I just spit water all over you right now? I'd do this. As self-defense. And it would stink up the whole room. And we'd have to leave.

Don't spit water. Matt, if you do... Matt, it's not going to be fun for you. Oh, that smells bad. Huh? Nothing. It's fine. Huh? Nothing. It's fine. Don't make me...

Don't... Matt, if you do it... I'm... I'm gonna do it. God damn it. Mother... Oh, my God. Okay.

Ryan. Why did you... Ow, dude. What the fuck? Why did you do that? it's self defense man I'm like a skunk we'll be right back after this short message

ah fucking hell I just tried to open the door and I slammed my face and my glasses into the door hey guys this is a message we recorded after the podcast to fill the silence um I spit water on Ryan and in self-defense, he farted like a four-year-old and it was so bad we had to leave the recording room because this is a very stuffy room and Ryan has a very bad dietary habit. So when he does this,

it's never pleasant. And in fact, it's so bad that we have to leave the room. So I apologize to all you mature listeners that don't want to listen to a podcast that has a lot of ha-ha funny poo-poo humor. And unfortunately, it was just how this episode unfolded. And we'd like to apologize. Supermega, officially, would like to apologize for this as well. We don't like making the funny haha fart jokes, but when Ryan legitimately decides to do that on the podcast, we have to, um, we have no choice but to, uh, leave the room. Um, it's just unfortunately how the situation unfolded. Again, we're so sorry. And, uh, let's get back to the podcast now.

Um. My turn to play a game or are we going to play a game together? We're going to play a game together. Okay. We're back, everybody. We're back. And we're going to play a game or are we going to play a game together? We're going to play a game together. Okay. We're back, everybody. We're back. And we're going to play a game together. If you remember in episode 88 of the podcast, we did a little SpongeBob story, a little

ad lib. We're going to do that again today. But today we're going to be writing our own original TV soap opera called Ryan's Ranch. And it's about Ryan as a cowboy in the Wild West on his own little ranch. So I'll start, okay? The year is 1954 in Arizona, New Mexico. It's a town in New Mexico. Ryan Mason Dixon McGee is sitting in his rocking chair on the front porch of his ranch, Ryan's ranch.

Now it's your turn. In his rocking chair on the front porch of his ranch, Ryan's ranch. Now it's your turn. So he calls for his malnourished servant man-slave boy. Matthew, Matthew, come here. So he says, Matthew. There you go. Matthew, come here.

Sounds like most of my family on my dad's side. Yeah. Sounds like I'm at a family reunion. So servant slave boy Matthew slithers on over. Okay. His tongue flopped out because he's dehydrated. He goes, what can I do for you, Ryan? And Ryan goes, see that over there?

Your turn. Cowboy Ryan points over to the west atop a tall mountain overlooking his ranch is a is a sparkle at the very top of the mountain and um and and he he pats his servant slave boy matthew on the back and says over there i want you to go up on that there mountain and give me whatever sparkling up at the top matthew looks at and says, Well, geez, mister, um, I don't know if I can make it all that way, given my limbs are grated to the bone. Ryan then looks at his poor manservant slave boy,

and he goes, Now, you know what? Here's what we're gonna do. I just worked out my calves a lot last month. In fact, three hours a day. Pan down to Ryan's calves, which are almost bursting. They're huge. They're about to burst out of the skin. In fact, they did burst out of the skin, and Ryan had to stitch up his skin a little bit.

So you can see the folds and kind of see the calf a little bit. But they're big and massive and very impressive and sexy. And they have a lot of hair on them. Right. Because he's an alpha male. It's a sign of masculinity. You would never catch Cowboy Ryan doing the

beta male smile. That's something Servant Matthew does all the, he frequently does the beta male smile when he takes pictures of the livestock. Where he has his mouth open exposing his teeth frequently does the beta male smile. When he takes pictures of the livestock. Where he has his mouth open, exposing his teeth as a true beta male would. Yeah. So, um. So, sorry.

Oh, you're not done. Sorry. So, Ryan goes, I've been working on my calves. Why don't you grab on my back hairs? Hold on tight. I'll carry us up the mountain, but I'm going to need you to grab a hold of whatever that sparkly doohickey is. Okay. Okay, Cowboy Ryan.

Says Slave Boy Matthew. Mount Norris. Mount Norris Slave Boy. Mount Norris Slave Boy Servant Boy Matt. Yeah. He grabs on to his back hair because he's not wearing a shirt. It's like thick back hair. Cowboy Ryan's not wearing a shirt. He just like thick back hair. Cowboy Ryan's not wearing a shirt.

He just wears jorts. He wears cut-off jean shorts because it's so hot out there in Arizona. In a straw hat. In a straw hat. It's so hot out there. Why would you ever wear a shirt? And maybe a wristband. And a wristband.

He wears a Livestrong Lance Armstrong wristband, one of the yellow ones. He also has the Mason Dixon line tattooed on his pelvis. Just a straight line across his pelvis. Yeah. So he grabs onto the back and they start, Cowboy Ryan starts running at breakneck speeds across his ranch. But a problem arises. He realizes he forgot to phone his wife that he was going to the top of the mountain and his wife always told him

cowboy Ryan don't you dare Ryan McGee Mason Dixon don't you dare go to the top of that mountain without telling me first so the sun is starting to set and they can't go up the mountain at night but if he were to turn around now there wouldn't be enough time

so he does have to go back and tell his wife so the only logical solution And they can't go up the mountain at night. But if he were to turn around now, there wouldn't be enough time. So he does have to go back and tell his wife. So the only logical solution is he has to remove his legs and give them to Matthew. So then Matthew has this beautiful set of... He cuts his bottom torso off where he has the Mason Dixon tattoo. Yes. And he cuts off Matthew's legs and takes them. So now he has small little legs and he walks back to go tell his wife. And now

Matthew has the large calves. See, I was going to make the story a lot more interesting than you. Okay. Well, Matthew finds a time machine button. I was going to make an A and B plot. Okay, Matthew finds a time machine button on the ground and he accidentally hits it and completely goes back in time before Ryan McGee Mason Dixon cuts his legs off.

No, that can still happen. I thought you were going to give me a little more to work with. Well, if you want to fight over it, Ryan, we're supposed to be working on this story together. I was just saying you took a healthy chunk of that. Okay, Ryan. Well, he hit the time, but he hasn't cut his legs off yet. He has cut his legs off. No, he hasn't.

Yes, he. So he cuts his legs off. He sews his legs off. No, he hasn't. Yes, he... So he cuts his legs off. He sews his legs back on. So he cuts them back off again, and he tells his little servant boy, Matt, this shiny sparkly thing means so much to me, Matthew, that I want you to go home and pleasure my ethnically diverse wife. And so Matt looks at him with puppy dog eyes and goes, You sure, boss? You sure you don't want to go have sex with your ethnically diverse and beautiful and very appropriately dressed wife?

Whoever animates this. He goes, yes, this sparkly thing is the only thing I need. yes this sparkly thing is the only thing I need and with that Ryan gives Matt a little push with his new found beautifully calved legs

that's how I'm going to describe them and Matt starts booking it back to the house oh so I do have the legs but I'm running back to the house to pleasure I gave you my legs to go pleasure my wife as I go try to get this shiny am I pleasuring her with the legs? You can pleasure, I don't know. You're going to have to see.

Okay, we'll do a little AB story. Yeah, so what happens next in this AB plot? So Ryan Mason Dixon McGee, with his new set of string bean legs, he starts running up the mountain. Not very fast, because the legs are so malnourished. Yeah. Because he doesn't take care of his servant boy. I bet you Cowboy Ryan probably has some big arms, too. Sure.

He's got really ripped, beautifully oiled up, um, bi's and tri's. That don't have weird, strange, stray hairs growing out of them that he has to pluck every few weeks or so. No, they're shaved. They're perfectly shaved. Um, he says, he says, you know what? These legs ain't doing shit. So he just starts running only with his arms. Okay.

Like the second boss from the PlayStation 2 game, Sly Cooper, and the Fethius Raccoonus. He starts running up the mountain, just grabbing on the rocks and ripping his way up the mountain. And the sun is setting fast. And Ryan Mason Dixon McGee is not supposed to be up on the mountain when the sun is down because that's when monsters come out. Yes. Cut back to Matthew. So Matthew just made it to the front door and he knocks

on it. Ryan's ethnically diverse wife opens the front door and he goes Oh my those look like the love of my life's legs. What are you doing? And Matt says back, well, um.

You have the same voice? Yeah. You all have the same voice. OK. It's very beautiful. So Matt, you go, um. He said that it's. You pull out a sheet of paper that I wrote down for you to, to address her as it's time for,

um, you squint at it and you read for fucking time. And then, and then my wife goes, Oh, and she rips off her blouse. Oh, and she's sporting a cock with the tip of a pussy.

Kind of like when you think of a lion with the head of a tiger. Ryan Mason Dixon McGee is not only a rancher, but he's a notorious trans ally. So, let's cut back to Ryan Mason Dixon McGee. He's ripping his way, he's ripping and tearing up the mountain he's he's knocking down trees with his biceps he's roaring like a lion he's singing god's not dead he's surely alive he's living on the inside roaring like a lion saying god is not a man god is not a white man god is not a man sitting on the clouds. He's singing those songs to help him up the mountain. And he's about a mile away from the peak at this point.

But all of a sudden, the sun, the sun, it's creeping closer to the horizon. And just like that, boom, it's gone. It's dark out. Ryan slams on his bicep brakes. And he goes oh shucks i shouldn't be up here on this here mountainside when it's dark because that's when the monsters come out he looks back down the mountain and he can see his cabin his ranch in the distance and there's one light on and it's the bedroom light and the camera zooms into the bedroom. Little Matt is... Little Slave Boy Matt is...

Do I have to be Little Slave Boy Matt? Can I just be, like, indentured helper? Malnourished Little Helper Matt. Okay, that's better. Malnourished... It's too real, man. It's too fucking mean. It's too fucking mean it's too fucking mean

it's true though I am malnourished I fucking eat like my diet is like frozen dinners and wine and mine was six donuts in a single sitting within 30 minutes but you got these biceps I gave you big biceps

sorry the authors and narrators were getting in a little spat back to the story kids matt's giving ryan's ethnically diverse wife cpr what because he was so good at sex better better than ryan ever was that she was completely blown away she accidentally had a heart attack does anybody ever have a heart attack not on accident uh i can do it but i don't want to okay i i can i just don't feel like it right now well if you're gonna do it anytime it'd be good to do it on the podcast yeah but i i want to finish the podcast okay who knows if i would be able to finish it after doing something like that okay well so he goes oh no then she then then all of a sudden he remembers he remembers a story that he used to read to ryan's kids who are all dead now unfortunately um and the story went true love's

kiss will save the princess and he goes the wife must be the princess in this situation. And true love must be me because I'm good at having sex. So he goes in and kisses her. Nothing happens. He starts to cry. But then he hears a howl and looks up at the mountain where the sparkly thing and Ryan are. Back to a plot story. Uh-oh.

Ryan's wife is in trouble and he doesn't even know that's called dramatic irony kids so ryan thinks his wife is having the climax of her life she was she was she was which is what sent her into cardiac arrest um and and he's looking down the mountain thinking damn i know i knew he could pleasure her good. But then he hears the cry of a werewolf. And he looks around through the pine trees. Oh, shit, he says. There's monsters up here. I better get to the top real fast.

So he starts running up the mountain. But it's dark. He's losing his footwork, or his handwork, because he's using his hands to climb the mountain. He's slipping. He can't see where the rocks are because it's so dark of course but he can see little twinkle at the top so he keeps making his way up but suddenly something really bad happens he he chips one of his french tip nails his cherry red french tip nails on um on a rock which completely inebriates him. And he falls to the ground

screaming, holding his cracked nail. How could this be? He had just painted them this morning and they looked so good. But that's besides the fact. There's monsters on the mountainside. He has to get to the top. It's so close. He knows that he can't risk breaking another nail

so he can no longer use his hands. He says, I'm going to have to use Matthew's malnourished legs for this. he knows that he can't risk breaking another nail so he can no longer use his hands. Of course. He says, I'm going to have to use Matthew's malnourished legs for this. So as a true hero would, he hikes up his jorts and he just puts his all into it. And he starts charging up the mountain, hearing the monsters grow closer. And Matt's legs are long. They're long. So with only three swoops

of his leg, he's at the top. There's a little bit of dirt on top of the object. He wants to know what it is so bad. Right as he begins to brush it off,

he hears a scream coming from the ranch. Cut to B cam. It's Matt with Ryan. One of Ryan's legs is holding the wife while the other is hopping up the mountain to get to... It's like one's cradling.

Yeah, I gotcha. Yeah. And he's like, quick, Ryan, you must kiss the wife. All of a sudden he looks at the object and it starts to disintegrate. Because only one person can have its true majesty. He's like, wait a second. Mount, Mount Norris, Mount, Mount Norris,

Matt, wait with beautiful legs. And my wife, my ethnically diverse wife, right? Please, please don't come up here. And also he goes,

you're, but your wife is dead. And Ryan looks both ways at this disappearing thing with that, that sparkling, but has dirt on it. And then he doesn't know what it is and he looks at his wife. And then he quickly tears off his lips and throws them in the direction of Matt and the wife.

The lips land perfectly on the wife. Matt starts to fall down the mountain, but before he starts his very long journey down by tumbling down and breaking every bone in his body, he sees the lips land perfectly onto Ryan's wife's mouth. That's when Ryan looks over. The disintegration has stopped. He wipes off the dust of the sneakers. And they're a new pair of sneakers. It was a pair of sneakers?

Yeah. The ones that barely hit shelves. Ryan, are you ending this story with an ad read? The answer is stocking. Ryan, how's someone going to animate that if it goes into an... They gotta animate the whole ad read. If you want the hottest new sneakers, it's a revolutionary new marketplace for buying and selling 100% authentic sneakers, said the wizard. Streetwear, watches, and handbags.

The wizard was at the top of the mountain and appears right after he finds the sneakers. The wizard then says, millions are already using StockX to find everything after it sells out. StockX to find everything after it sells out. From the latest Yeezys to every red drug Jordan to the hottest new street wear from brands like Supreme, Bape, Palace, and Kith. I was going to say what he found was going to be a Supreme hoodie. So it's very ironic that both of our minds went to the same place. What does the wizard say next? He says StockX even allows users to buy and sell pre-owned,

excellent condition luxury handbags and watches from brands like Louis Vuitton, Chanel, Gucci, Rolex, Omega, and more. Then Ryan looks up and without his lips goes, motivate your audience. Talk about your experience with the product slash service. Coffee one to two points to rotate into your spot. What does the wizard say next, Ryan? The wizard says

StockX uses the same principles as the stock market to make buying and selling as safe and easy as possible. They have real-time market data for intelligent buying and selling. It gives you access to tons of historical price data. You can see exactly how much an item has sold for in the past

and how much it's selling for now. But best of all, StockX has removed all of the risk from buying and selling online. With that being said, Ryan is astonished and his eyes are agape, still lipless. And then he says, but what if I'm scared of being ripped off? And the wizard says,

well, there's total anonymity between the buyer and seller. StockX is in the middle, so you never have to deal with a random buyer or seller again. They have experts who verify every item, making sure everything you buy is 100% authentic and never gets burned by fakes again. Matt is at the bottom of the mountain. And he fell down. He broke all his bones. Okay. Yeah.

And the wife, she slowly opens her eyes. She goes, Matthew, you've pleasured me more than anyone's ever pleasured me. And I think I love you. And Matthew's astonished. And he goes, you have to understand, Mrs. Mason Dixon, McGee, I was just trying to help your husband out. We can never be together. Suddenly, Ryan comes

down the mountain on a skateboard with a guitar lick introducing him. He looks at his wife and he looks at Matthew with tears in his eyes. He says, go to StockX.com slash Megacast now. StockX.com slash Megacast.

StockX. Now you know. And then Matt goes, wait, did you say go to StockX.com slash Megacast? That's what I said. And then all three of them together at the same time go, go to StockX.com slash Megacast. And then all the townspeople went to Stock X, and everyone lived happily ever after. And they all got Bape hoodies, and Gucci watches.

And Yeezys. And Ryan's ranch from then on was... He was taming a different type of beast on his ranch. He was taming the hype beast. Yes. And from that point on, the three of them had a polyamorous relationship and had many children and lived happily ever after on Ryan's ranch. Amen.

The end. Amen. Amen. Amen. I really like the, that was good. Yeah. I really like the way you incorporated the ad read into that story. I wasn't expecting that.

Thank you. You know, sponsors, they got to work their way in somehow, right. Yeah. I really like the way you incorporated the ad read into that story. I wasn't expecting that. Thank you. You know? Sponsors, they got to work their way in somehow, right? Yeah. I really enjoyed Ryan's Ranch, the movie. That was really good. Someone's going to have to animate that. No one's going to animate that one.

There's no way they're going to animate that whole fucking thing. That was fucking horrible. I mean, I love the story. It's one that my family reads to me and StockX give us more money since trimester we can they give us more money since we worked their their ad read into a story or they could just give us some fucking

Yeezys I don't want Yeezys man Kanye's been Tim's Kanye's been blowing his lid lately I'd rather have Gucci flip-flops can I have a babe hoodie then you would look great in a Bape hoodie. Can I get some slides actually? Yeah. Yeah! Hot sauce!

Do they make Bape slides? Sure you can find Bape slides or you can find some knockoff Bape slides. Do you think they have Supreme slides? I met the creator of Bape in Tokyo just by chance. Was he cool? Yeah, he was pretty cool. He was one of the creators. He was in some little shop in Harajuku on a backstreet. Was street was he crying he was he had tears in his eyes because he had just finished

reading the book ryan's ranch okay the movie it'll be on store shelves soon ladies and gentlemen keep your keep your eyes and ears peeled keep your eyes peeled don't keep your ears peeled can someone transcribe ryan's ranch into like a text post? Have chapters. Just put in the comments. And just go to our movies and be like, oh my God. Just watched Ryan's Ranch and I'm blown away. It's like, I just got the early script for Jeff Bridges' new film. Here's the beginning.

This shit looks killer. And then post Ryan's Ranch. I love Ryan's Ranch. Just a bunch of people posting Ryan's Ranch that was a just a bunch of people posting Ryan's Ranch around what the fuck is this some fucking asshole let's playing YouTubers

it's not funny what's funny about this it's so stupid well guys I think this is a good place to end the podcast thank you so much

for tuning in what a podcast this was. We're going to try to get some guests on soon, and we've got Spooky Mega coming up in just a few weeks, everybody. We're going to have a real spooky podcast with some real spooky videos. So keep it tuned. Keep it tuned, y'all.

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