supermegashow - EP 113 - Bye Bye Ice Cream Man (ft. Egoraptor)

Episode Date: October 26, 2018

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Please play responsibly. This is it, baby. What is this, 113? Damn. 113? What, 113? Damn. 113? What is 113? Dude, you got me on the palindrome episode? Yeah, it is 113.

Palindrome. I know what that is. Yeah. Palindrome? Oh, palindrome. 113's not a palindrome. Yeah, it is. Isn't a palindrome a number that's the same backwards?

Yeah. 113 isn't backwards. Oh, my bad. I thought 131. In my mind, it isn't backwards. Oh, my bad. I thought 131. In my mind, it was 131. Oh, yeah. So. Now you just disappointed the audience.

They're like, oh. Yeah, it's not a palindrome. We can have you on for the palindrome 131 episode. It'll be a good bit, but we will eventually get you. Sometime in 2019. And the thing is, we just did our Palindrome episode two episodes ago with 1-1-1. See, 1-1-3 backwards is like

my favorite band, 3-11. You love 3-11? I do, man. It's a beautiful disaster every time I listen to them. You gotta trust your instincts, man. Yeah, man. Just let go of regret. Yeah, man. If y'all can't tell, we are back again with our buddy Aaron Hansen. Aaron Hamlin. If y'all can't tell, we are back again with our buddy Aaron Hanson. Aaron

Hamlin. Thank you for joining us today. Thanks, man. In this podcast. Thanks for having me. We'll get sweaty as the room gets hotter and hotter as time goes on. Why don't you just have the air on? Because on the podcast, see, here's the thing. When you're doing Let's Plays, you can't tell the AC's on. Well, you kind of can. But when it's a podcast,

there's no other audio. And with the dynamics processing of the audio it's like it brings it up granted everyone says they don't mind and we're like oh if everyone in the comments says they don't mind

then we'll put the air on and everyone's like we don't mind I didn't even notice the air and then we still cut the air off cause we're like cause when I listen to it with headphones it just like but i'm like ah i don't like it makes me so mad i mean we could turn it on no no man forget it dude i mean if you're feeling comfortable we could turn it on i'm not uncomfortable as long as we can blame it on our guests like we have to make our guest comfortable yeah then i think that it can get a pass so if you were to happen to be like, it's uncomfortably hot in this room. I mean, we're all thinking it, right?

Comfortable and warm. Okay. Well, if you decide to change your mind, we would have no, we would have no recourse. No qualms with. Well, the only thing that sucks about it getting warm in a room like this is it's dark and it gets warm. It makes me sleepy. Yeah.

Same. When I'm grinding out those Let's Plays, I just get sleepy and i just want to take a little nap i just wish we had bright white lights in here like a lab not really no that would like flickering fluorescent lights that just make your eyes exhausted where you see where you look up and you can see all the dead flies in it i mean these were these four lights were installed after the fact. It was actually dark in this room. And it's still dark. Many naps have been taken in here. Oh, yeah.

I napped in here just last week. Dude, I've taken a nap in here. It's a nice nap room. It's so quiet and so light. You can turn the air on, get cold, get a heavy blanket on. It's so nice. Get one of those weighted blankets. It really just takes me away.

I mean, for the rest of the podcast, we could just all take a nap together. We could take a nap. It'd be the nap episode. It'd be like nap ASMR. I did want to do, we talked about, I think it was with Hannah, talked about doing a full stream where I'm just sleeping. That would be so good. But you have to be legitimately sleeping.

Yeah, we'll start out and just be like, hey guys, I'm just going to take a nap for the next for the stream so thanks for joining me just fall asleep it's just an actual legitimate nap for like two hours would that feel weird like falling asleep and knowing that like 30,000 eyes are on you as you're falling asleep not if

it was a bit okay okay I actually I woke myself up in the middle of the night talking to my sleep last night which I don't do often but I woke myself up because I like shouted out and I don't remember what the context was, but I do remember what I said. I said, instead of comedians in cars getting coffee, it's strangers in the bathroom doing interviews. And I just woke myself up saying that phrase.

And then, uh, you were coming up with some gold. I don't know what it was, man, but it was, it was, it was it was funny because I'll Jerry he might steal that shit. That's a good one That's that's it's crazy that you remember that I feel like talking in your sleep is like the one thing that'll always like freak out a person Whenever it's like oh, how long was out like oh, you know like two hours, but you were really you were talking in your sleep There was like what? What did I say? It's like I didn't say anything weird i don't do that it's like how do you know you're fucking i'm not a weirdo it's freaky because it's like you you said things out loud

into the the the public atmosphere that you have no recollection of so you're like what what did i say yeah you're like did i say some like haunted shit did some haunted shit? It's never like I hate Stacy, fuck her. It's always like or a clear crisp sentence of instead of comedians in cars getting coffee Well that's what baffles me. I don't know why I was saying that

but uh We always get down to this where there was always this thing we're not sure if like to believe you 100 no i i have witnesses to this okay because i have uh my friend harrison was asleep on the couch and he heard it as well so and i woke myself like wide awake from saying that i woke up at like the tail end and i was like why the fuck did i say that it had to do with something in my dream, man. I just, cause that's real life, man.

Like if you put that in like a movie, like a scene of a person waking up, it's just like, instead of comedians and they just like get up like Dracula out of bed. Didn't make any sense to me, man. I don't know what it meant.

Have either of you seen What We Do in the Shadows? Speaking of Dracula. No. I just saw it for the first time. Really? Like a few days ago and I really enjoyed it. Great movie.

Really. I thought it was really funny. It's a, I don't even know how to pronounce it. Is it Taika Waititi or something like that? Taika Waititi. Taika Waititi. Yeah. It's a really, really funny film.

I liked it. Yeah. It's been one of those where it's like been sitting on my watch list for ages and it's like I'll watch it eventually Yeah, finally did it. It's it's like When it gets to be that long that it's been out and people still are like, oh dude that movie rolls It's like okay. That's evergreen. Yeah, I can't even be weird about it Extra was coming out and people usually watch Dexter. It's like fuck you man

Dumb show that everyone else is watching. It's like nobody's talking about Dexter anymore But like people still talk about what we do in the shadows yeah I haven't seen it I mean it's October it's it's you gotta watch spooky movies I watched Scream 4 last night so I didn't even know there were four screams it's not bad I enjoyed it when they were like bringing it back like I think I was I in high school yeah yeah you were it's very self-aware is it called well that's this that's the, Scream series in general. Yeah. Because the first one had the dude that played Shaggy in it.

Shaggy? Shaggy in the live-action Stooby-Doo movie? Oh. Stooby-Doo? Stooby-Doo? What's up with Stooby-Doo? That's what I was allowed to watch. I wasn't allowed to watch Scooby-Doo.

You didn't watch Stooby-Doo. The knockoff. The Russian Scooby-Doo. Hey, it's Stooby-Doo. My Stooby Snakes. It's Picnic Basket. It's a mystery of picnic. It's a mystery of picnic.

Oh, it was Vlad the whole time. It always was. It's Scooby and Vlad. The only criminal. Vladdy. Who is monster now? Y'all, okay, yesterday Ryan and I walked over. Ryan and I were taking a little stroll, okay?

And we walked into yesterday. Why are you being so defensive about it? Dude, we were taking a stroll. Ease off. And we're going to a gas station. Oh, yeah. And we never even talked about this after it happened. That woman in the gas station.

She's a regular there. Her facial. There was a large woman there with tribal facial tattoos. Her whole face, tribal facial tattoos. That's dope. And then she was like, I forgot my glasses. Yeah, she was trying to get like ice or something. Did you press three minutes?

No, she was like, could you press three minutes on this microwave so I could heat up my breakfast? But she was like, I don't have my glasses, please. Someone help me. She was covered in tribal tattoos. But not like the cool kind it did not look good last last time i saw her she blew a snot rocket out of her nose really yeah that seems to fit like what you look at her once and you're like oh okay so that that fits with like what i saw whenever that happens i'm like oh man because like it's like you you'd think it's like oh this is the type of person to blow a snot rocket out but I wanted to like be

surprised and she walks out and like fucking plays cello like a champ or something but no she just she's got those snot rockets and she went to like breakfast that's so true you see somebody doing something like competent that's like above like an average level of competence

you're like oh okay I trust this person but when she walks out with her like tribal tattoos and then just blows like a massive snot rocket at the thing was it didn't come out the first time was one of those was like why would you do that with people around took that one final one then I've never I don't think I've ever even blown one I feels good I don't have the like in the shower I don't think I've ever even blown one Feels good I don't have the strength I don't have the strength I don't have the nasal strength I think you could I think you're just nervous No I've never been able to do it

You've just blown your nose? I've blown my nose That's what happens when you blow your nose But if I try to do a snot rocket It's just going to go down my face Because you don't have a booger It's because you're nervous You need a dry good old spherical booger in there.

I have stage fright with blowing snout rock. You know what? The next Trunk Drawing Live, I'll go on stage and I'll blow one into the audience. Aaron gave me the strength to do this. Right out to some lucky guest in the audience. Just sticks onto one of their teeth and they don't notice for the rest of the show

and no one tells them. That's disgusting. That was fun, man. I'm glad I got to be a part of that. Yeah, I'm really excited for the next one. Thank you to everybody again who came out. Can't wait to do more. Really, really fun show. Really great crowd. How was being drunk on stage, Aaron? How was that experience? It was the most drunk

I'd ever been. Honestly, because I've been on stage so many times, it was like, I was just like, hey, what's up? Yeah, you're like, ah, this will be fine. I'm glad I remember all of it. So I guess I wasn't that drunk. But yeah, it was fun. What stage of drunk would you say you were at?

Like mentally, physically? I've never... You're wobbling. I haven't experienced the full spectrum, but it's the most that I've ever been you've never been like fuck I just need to fall asleep and then hopefully I'll wake up and I won't be drunk you've never been like I need to throw up drunk that's not fun

well I was but it wasn't it wasn't solely because I was on an airplane and I was like can I just get like a Sprite and a vodka and they were like sure and they and she gave me like two little bottles of vodka and i was like well i want to get fucked up on this plane anyway so fuck it and so i had both at once and immediately fell asleep and then when i woke up i was just like in a panic i was in the middle seat and i was like i have to throw

up right now and i and i was just like move and i and i ran to middle seat and I was like, I have to throw up right now. And I was just like move! And I ran to the bathroom and there was a huge line and I was like, oh this fucking sucks. So I ran back to the dude that was sitting next to me and I just stumbled over him and then just grabbed the barf bag and walked away

hoping that that would be enough explanation for why I was so rude about stumbling on him. And then I went back to the bathroom, I cut a explanation for like why I was so rude about like stumbling on him And then I went back to the bathroom I cut a bunch of people that's just like fuck it and then I just took like the fucking the most like aggressive dump I'd ever taken That's a plot twist right there Into the barf bag?

I gotta remember this one and then I was fine after that Ryan, next time I'm on a plane I gotta remember this one. And then I was fine after that. Ryan, next time we're on a plane, I challenge you just to like, just like frantically grab the barf bag and just without leaving your seat, like shit into the barf bag and then like fold it over and stick it in the backpack. But never like mention it.

See how people react. Should I put my name on it in Sharpie too? Ryan, you gotta put the date on it. Some thoughts. Remember, we were in Japan and I threw up from drinking but I was doing Forrest Gump impressions while I was throwing up.

Do you remember that? Oh, yeah. That was a 10-day. I was like, 10-day, that was nasty. Yeah, that was pretty good shit. You've thrown up a lot in my presence you've been the one that's like fearful of throwing up but you've thrown up more than any of my friends ever well here's the well here's the deal is you know my whole life i've had emetophobia and i

still do and i'm terrified of vomiting but i want to get over that and i know that like the only way to get over a fear is immersion therapy so i need to be immersed in vomit intentionally get drunk and make yourself throw up no but when i know that you will but when i'm drunk over your fear of throwing up you know you you have more courage and i'm like oh it's just it's vomit like i don't need to be scared of that and then if i drink enough i'm like oh i feel sick maybe i could use this as you know i feel sick anyway maybe i could use this as as a point of immersion therapy and then then I'm like, sure. And then I do it and I'm like, that wasn't bad at all.

And then when I come back to sobriety, I'm like, you know what? I'm a little less scared of throw up now because I've done it again. And it's not, it wasn't scary and I survived. I feel like you have a weird relationship with vomit. Because like nobody wants to throw up. Like it sucks. When you've had a lot to drink, like when you've had too much, you much you want to and it's nice and then when you throw up and then it's all out there's just like ah and then you get sleepy and then you pass out or you can be like me eat a

half a block of cheddar cheese and half a bottle of liquor well drink the bottle of liquor eating it would be very bad for my digestive system well it always feels better after you throw up that's the point of throwing up yeah i mean that I mean, it's a nice release. But like the feeling of like getting like shaky and sweaty. Oh, the lead up to vomiting is the worst part of it. Like vomiting itself is not bad. But the lead up, like the minute up until, that is hell I wish upon nobody. No, violent vomiting is pretty bad.

Oh, I did that. Like norovirus vomiting or like food poisoning vomiting where you're just like good He's like there's nothing left There's nothing left. There's like nothing coming out, but your body still spasms Where it's just like the clear slime coming out. I did about about two months ago. I did the The type that's just so violent that I'm like scream vomiting and it's like it's just like

So you had a family guy moment. I did. It was like when Peter Griffin It was like a live action family guy episode. You know the family guy episode where they drink the Ipecac and then they're all throwing up on everybody? I'm on season 6 by the way. You don't like that joke though. I don't. I just think it's you know they're just trying to be like

graphic to be graphic and they always carry it on too long and I'm like alright get the joke. They're throwing up.'s, you know, they're just trying to be like graphic to be graphic. And they always carry it on too long. And I'm like, all right, I get the joke. They're throwing up. It's, you know, it's family guy. It's top notch humor. But Ryan, can you. You're on season six. I am on season six.

So, I mean. I'm in the prime of it right now, actually. Season five was fantastic. And apparently six through nine are like the best seasons. So, very excited. But can you tell. I don't know if Aaron knows the story. Can you tell him the story of the Jack

Daniels and the cheddar cheese it's a great story I love have I told you it's not even there's that big of a payoff it's just disgusting and sad that's all it is it's like people in the podcast whatever like if it's their first time hearing the story it's always like oh this is gonna be good cheese and Jack Daniels but then

like I tell it and it's like oh Jesus Christ that's disgusting. Fuck. Like, okay, we'll gauge it by your reaction. Okay. Okay. So one night I was just not in the mood and I was in my feelings as Drake would say. Were you doing the dance?

Yeah, I was crying and doing the Drake dance. So I chugged like half a bottle of Jack Daniels. That's a lot of liquor. That is a lot of liquor. That is an intense amount of liquor. That's like 40%, right? Yeah. And then I cut a block of cheese that my family had downstairs.

Classic Ryan McGee fashion. Because I wanted them to have some cheese. I didn't want to eat the whole cheese. I'm a big cheese fan, by the way. I always have my fridge stocked with cheese. When I lived with him It was just he was eating cheese non-stop We go to like every time we go to the store in the front

It would be like stocked with cheese with the cracker barrel cheese He had his own drawer that like like no one like not I wouldn't put anything in it was just a drawer just for Ryan's cheese I'm not kidding like he had his own cheese drawer in the fridge gate that much cheese Cover all the corners every time I open up cheese. I'm not kidding. He had his own cheese drawer in the fridge. He ate that much cheese. Every time I opened up the trash can. I'm not! No! You would open up our trash can and it would just be filled with cheese wrappers. So much cheese.

It was good. I like cheese. No one can fault you for that. So I cut this block of cheese in half. And I'm drunk and I'm afraid I'm going to cut myself with a knife. So I just start eating eating it like a candy bar like a candy bar angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well i absolutely love this because you know if you own a home it can be really hard to maintain it's hard to find people that can help you for a big

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and parmesan pinwheels only at Tim's. At participating restaurants in Canada for a limited time. This is back when I was in college? Probably first year of college or something. And then everything was okay, right? I was not, well, this wasn't even a part of the college experience. I was just home upstairs by myself. You weren't at some like

kick-ass bakery or you were just by yourself? If I was at a party eating a part of the college experience. I was just home upstairs by myself. You weren't at some kick-ass bakery or you were just by yourself? If I was at a party eating a block of cheese like a candy bar, I don't think that would be a good image. Just standing in the corner with a bottle of Jack Daniels and a block of cheddar cheese eating it like a chocolate bar. Hey, look at that guy. Oh my god, is that Ryan? Yeah.

Dude, you look so cool right now. I'm like, yep. I'd probably poke a hole in the cheese, put a cigarette in there. So I'm eating this block of cheese and everything's going fine. I'm like, ah, I'm going to fall asleep now. And so I fall asleep. And the next thing I know, I'm opening my eyes. And you know what the shape of fountain makes.

It goes straight up and then it kind of mushrooms. I wake up to that image of throw up and then it falling down onto my face and then i then i lean over the couch and i throw up more and i'm like like that like violent and so like i throw up like on the floor and, there's throw up on me and, like, on my pillow. But I'm so drunk and exhausted from this experience that I just fall back asleep in my own filth. So I wake up with, like, it's in, like, my hair. That's how it happens. With, like, just dried cheddar cheese vomit with, like, the Jack Daniels kind of scent a little bit.

See, you're lucky, though, because a lot of people die. Like, you're lucky you woke up. So that's the thing. It's a funny story, but that's legitimately like, flip a coin, I'm dead or I'm alive. Flip a coin, it's a funny, ha ha, I threw up all over myself. Or, oh, God. Depending on the person. Imagine if you told some middle-aged woman from the South, she'd be like, oh, my Lord.

You almost killed yourself. Oh my lord, that's disgusting. Get out of my house. I love that story because here's a doily. Here's a doily? Take a free doily on the way out. I love that story.

Well, it's funny. I wish I could have seen it. If I had the ghost of Christmas past come to me, I'd be like, don't take me to christmas take me to this moment where i can watch ryan throw up on himself i have a picture i have a picture from that night wait really because i sent a snapchat to daniel but i screenshotted that snapchat because i'm like i look so wasted this is before i posted something to instagram and i don't know why i even i think i was just trying to be like bitch but, but this is that image of that night. Let me see.

Verge? I don't know. Oh my god, you're so gone in that picture. When was this? Did I... Oh, I didn't know you yet. That's on my Instagram. How'd you find that so fast? Because I just scrolled down through all... I mean, I don't have too many photos on my Instagram, I don't think. I can't think of like a grosser

Yeah this is 2014 baby No this was 2014 That was about 2 years after high school When we're done with this podcast we're gonna have a serious talk About lying to you No that's underage drinking

And I will be calling the police and filing a report You know how many underage kids watch this show? You can't. 100% of them. Don't. 100% of all underage children. Don't drink underage. Because you'll throw up all over yourself. And probably die. I was young

and irresponsible with alcohol. And now I'm older and I barely drink. You can attest to that. I probably only drink for what? Like drunk drawing probably? Yeah, pretty much. Ryan barely drinks. Drinking gives me heartburn, man. I had that chest pain, remember? Like right before drunk drawing.

It sucks because basically it feels a lot of, it feels it's hard to explain, but I have to burp to feel better. But the more I burp the more light headed i get and after i'm done with i'm just like trying to just pass this out from all of his oxygen and his body comes out and then he dies from asphyxiation oh wow um i saw something on

twitter uh a picture of me well i do see that regularly on twitter but i i saw i saw like a story uh and a tweet and I just want to get your take on it. This, this kid was being bullied. So his dad took the bully out of school for a day and took him like, like he wanted to like see why he was bullying his son. So he just took him out and like spent the day with him, like bought him a bunch of like clothes and like cool shit. And then like, just, just, just, just imagine like coming home and then like just imagine like coming home and then like your bully's just sitting on your couch wearing like all this cool shit your dad

bought him why'd the dad do that? to get an understanding for the bully what was the conclusion? I don't know just imagine like coming home and your bully's just sitting on the couch wearing like cool new shoes your dad bought him he's like sup dude

guess what I got your dad to do and then the dad comes sitting on the couch wearing cool new shoes. He's like, your dad bought him. He's like, sup, dude? Guess what I got your dad to do. And then the dad comes in doing the beta male smile. Let's see it, dude. I don't know if I can. You can do it, Aaron. Act like you're taking a picture of someone and go, you gotta hover hand though. There it is, Aaron.

There it is, bro bro we've been really on this beta male smile it's so it's so good there's science to it there's absolutely science to it well showing your teeth to submit to the alpha see because okay so like the guys that believe in the beta male shit their logic is that like in in in chimpanzee like clans i don't know what a group of chimps is called a pack of chimps a gaggle a gaggle of chimps the um the beta males smile they don't smile but they do this to like show submission so uh they believe that that men who smile with their mouths open showing their teeth it means that they're beta males and I hate to I don't want to give any credence to it

but there are a lot of photos of men smiling with that smile and you're like I see it the idea of a beta and an alpha is pretty outdated at this point right like I think they did some studies into like wolves specifically

where it was like no no, we were wrong. It's not how it works. That's something a beta would say, Aaron. I guess you're right. You have to come up with all these tests. I'd like to see the science behind that, Aaron, because it doesn't sound like you have a lot to back that up.

I don't. I don't. It's just something I read once on Twitter or something. Oh, yeah. That's very scientific. It's like everything in everyone's life at this point. Everything nowadays. just something I read once on Twitter or something. Oh, yeah, it's very scientific It's like everything in everyone's life everything nowadays like I read this on Twitter. Yeah or something I'm not an expert on everything so suit this so like please please be very mean to me When you have a computer to go to Wikipedia and look up the specific definition while I'm just rambling with friends on a podcast Feel free to well It's like if I was hanging out with friends and that conversation would come up,

I would just Google it, and then I would, like, stand in the corner for a second and be like, oh, hold on. Okay, I found it. I did the thing, and there it is. Yeah. But I'm on a podcast, and I can't fucking do that right now. Well, that's the thing. It's like, you're on a podcast, and, like, you know, you don't have references.

We have our phones. I mean, we could, but, like, who wants wants to be like, who wants to interrupt a story? It was like, hold on, let's get the facts straight. Yeah. And you got to wait like a couple seconds of silence to look it up. It sounds so bad though. Yeah. But it's like, you know, you actually say something like inaccurate on a podcast and

then anyone listening can just go. Yeah. But anyone listening can just immediately go on Wikipedia and then be like, actually, it's like, well, you know what? You idiot. I'm sorry. Well, I mean, granted a lot of the stuff, like, I mean, I'll just, I'm not going to say it for you because that would be mean, but I know a lot of stuff I say is stupid

and not researched that well. But I think that goes for both of us. Yeah. That goes for all of us. Wow. We're internet personalities. Most of what we say is bullshit. We don't have to do research.

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capital of our home state South Carolina baby so I typed it with a U mistakenly meaning the one with the O and in my mind I was like I think it's an O but spellcheck didn't correct the U version so I was like alright well I guess I'll just use this version then

And then people just started railing on me, and I was like this is the stupidest shit, so I just Replied to everybody that was I saw you're like right yeah Yep, that's it now you're right you are stepping down as chairman of game grumps after that incident right yeah Well, I mean you have to in this day and age. Thank you. That's a very noble decision. You brought shame to the company. Yeah, you're right.

It's the way to do it in this dog-eat-dog world, in this alpha-beta dog-eat-dog world. I stepped down with a big smile on my face. A big open-mouth smile. Imagine, like, you remember when Richard Nixon got on the helicopter and did the peace sign like when he was like leaving the White House for the last time imagine if he was just doing the doing the beta male smile

what a moment in history that would have been wow god what I think it's just a like there's science behind it or whatever I think it's just a like a self confidence thing cause it's a way to hide your face. No, it's bullshit. The whole beta male smile thing, it's just funny as hell.

Yeah, no, no. People don't like actually believe it. No, but I mean like when you do, like I can imagine if I wanted to do that smile, it'd be because I was trying to hide my face. Because I didn't have any like faith in that my like smile or my face was like attractive enough to take a picture. So you have to, I know, so you have to kind of give that goofy edge to it. Yeah, like, ha-ha, here I am with the friends.

I'm not serious. Well, I am, but I'm not. Woo! Now, if I did some digging, I'm sure I could find quite a few photographs of myself striking the beta male pose. Sure. I used to do a thing a long time ago i don't do it anymore but it was a defense mechanism of like i would do a different like horrible silly face every time somebody would take a picture and i would try to like one up myself and be like i

already did that face i got your new one i got your new one so like from from like 2008 to like 2012 or something, every picture of me with fans is just me doing like a horrifying face. It just seems like I'm trying to ruin the picture. But I'm just trying to like one up myself to come up with like a more original crazy face. And then some of them are like iconic now like there's the one with me like oh yeah that's classic dude

but now I just smile because I'm like oh I have confidence now I can just I'm a handsome dude I'll just smile that's what they want so did we just prove the beta male smile is a actual thing yeah I think we just proved it with logic right there yeah I guess so

just a random thought popped into my head you both would look fantastic an actual thing. Yeah, I think we just proved it with logic right there. Yeah, I guess so. Just a random thought popped into my head. You both would look fantastic. You both have long, similar hair. You both would look great with a perm. No. I like how we have different answers. Alright, no. It'd be a good bit.

I would get a perm. Dude, get a fucking perm. A perm is like, how long is that? That's like a couple months, right? It's permanent. That's why it's called a perm. What? A perm is short for permanent.

It lasts forever. A perm is short for... How could it last? How is that possible? It's a bit, dude. Is it really a bit? Is it really a bit? Yeah, a perm doesn't stay for permanent.

Oh. When you get a perm, that's a lifelong commitment. It's there forever. Well, that's what I was like, that can't be right. How long does a perm last, though? Why is it called a perm, then? It's short for Parmesan. You know what?

Why? Okay, perm. Because it's permanently beautiful. Perm hair. Origin. Whenever you type in that word origin, you know you're in for a treat. What's the etymology of the word perm? Okay, perm, hairstyle.

That's a perm. I got one or two perms today. Listen to this. Let's hear it. A permanent wave, commonly called a perm or permanent, involves the use of heat and or chemicals to break and reform the cross-linking bonds of the hair structure.

The hair is washed and wrapped on a form of waving lotion or just any type of lotion that's applied. This solution reacts chemically, softening the inner structure of the hair by breaking some of the cross-links in and between the protein chains of the hair. The hair swells, stretches, and softens, then molds around the shape of the form.

That's some, like, Jeff Goldblum, the fly, like, body modification shit. That's crazy. It was short for permanent wave, or permanent. I didn't know it was actually short for permanent. Good on that. I like just calling it permanent, like, hey, can I get a permanent? Just ask them for a Parmesan next time and see if they just go with it like get angry with them be like no i want the parmesan what is that could you show me a picture of no you can look it up yourself and then send them to google and

have them type in parmesan haircut yeah or send them the like the like just google it link yeah let me google that for you yeah that's like the most douchey thing you could possibly do i had a friend that used to always do that. I'd be like, I'd ask him like, hey man, what is like, like I asked for help and he would just like send me a let me Google that for you link. And I was like, all right, dude. All right. Okay.

I asked a human for a reason. Thanks for the help, brother. Yeah, that's so true. It's, there's such a, there's such a disconnect between like the internet culture who's like so rigid and like almost like scientific about things when it's like clearly you just want to talk to a person

I know like can I get your advice well the wikipedia article has all the information you need yeah but do you think it's cool that's the whole point of me asking you this i wanted a human point of view not a robot yeah no i remember like i would ask uh this friend as well someone's i'd ask for like like help with something and his response would be google is

your friend and i'd be like dude i'm asking you for a reason. Yeah. I also just want to connect to you as a human being. This is the vessel of me, like, looking you in the eye and smiling and feeling like I have companionship and I'm a human. Google's your friend, Aaron. All right. Well, once Google can look me in the eye and fuck me, then I will consider Google my friend. I remember that wave of people I think I was in middle school and there was a wave of like probably late middle school early high school

where there was that section of people that where if you would ask a question they would go off on this rant of like I mean people can just look it up I don't understand why they have to ask me like why would I know Google's right there it's right on your phone and it's like yeah they're still there man they're still around although i know what you mean

it felt like there was more like nerd culture on the internet specifically was like very much like if you talk to somebody who was on the internet all the time they were probably going to be this way yeah and now there's so many different people using the Internet now. It's like, OK, well, it's interesting because I remember like early on the Internet, like where to go to watch videos was like not YouTube

or anything like that. Like it was like special little site set up. Stupid videos. Yep. Stupid videos. Jib jab. And like it was a funny

dude. E-bombs were funny junk. Yeah. E-bombs. We're going to start uploading Super Mega Exclusively to E-bombs world. We struck a deal with them. I cannot wait. funny junk? We're going to start uploading Super Mega Exclusively to E-Bombs World. We struck a deal with them.

I cannot wait. Did you ever hear the story about the E-Bombs World buyout? No. It got basically stolen from them in a hilarious turn of irony. They steal content all the time.

It was a guy and his dad who like run it and then ran it and they walked into their office one day and like people were like moving shit out and they were like what is going on it's like the company was just like sold what from under them or something yeah that blows I don't know the whole story but well it was at the time it was like, yeah, fuck them. Cause like, I was like a new grounds guy and he bombs were just stealing content from new

grounds. But, uh, yeah, it's kind of a bummer now. I remember, uh, when I,

when I was a kid, I was like terrified of like being immoral. And I saw, um, I remember like I went on e-bombs world once on the family computer. And I remember I saw something like inappropriate and I like freaked out. And I like turned off the computer and I went downstairs and I like told my mom. I was like, mom, I saw, I saw this inappropriate thing on E-bombs world.

She's like, that's okay. And like, I was like freaking out. I remember one time I accidentally saw. Your mom's like, Jesus. She's like, whoa, okay. And like, I was like freaking out. I remember one time I accidentally saw. Your mom's like, Jesus. She's like, whoa, really? Can I see? I remember I saw this like school, schoolhouse rock, like sex ed clip where they were like putting on a condom.

It might've not been real. I don't think they did that. No. That video. No. Okay. That was, that was talking about. Okay.

Nevermind. Then it was like a fake one. But I'm a riot. I was a porn. No, it was like a drawing of like this uh like schoolhouse rock characters but they were like showing you how to put on a condom and it showed like a cartoon penis and i remember i saw it by accident and i like i i freaked out and i i went and like confessed to my mom that i accidentally saw pornography when it was when it was just like like a cartoon penis. Yeah, but you know, I mean that's still with me to this day

The one of those things that like makes you cringe even today still yeah, absolutely. I cringe that I saw it well It upsets me to the deepest degree I had a I gave a like a Canadian quarter to the ice cream man And he he shamed me for it. He was like, what is this? What does this say? And made me read it out. And he was like, I'm giving you the ice cream anyway, but don't do this again. Jesus Christ. And I still

to this day, I'm like, why? Why was he like that? He's just an asshole. He's like, don't give him a quarter? No, you gave him a Canadian quarter. Did you do it on purpose? No, I just grabbed change out of a thing. That's ridiculous, man. Maybe it was worth more.

Maybe the conversion, maybe it's like 28 cents in USD. Oh, shit. Maybe it is. And he actually lost out on that deal. So you got to keep the ice cream and your Canadian quarter. Ever think about that, Aaron? No, I still gave it to him. After he was so snide to you?

Maybe he... I don't remember if he took it or not. I remember the ice cream man... I didn't go to the ice cream man for fucking weeks after that. So he lost out on that deal. Was he the ice cream man? Or was this a place called the ice cream? No, he was the dude in the truck.

The fucking off-t, yeah. The fucking like off-tune whatever the entertainer. My ice cream man got shot and killed. I'm serious. Jesus Christ. I don't know what circumstance it was in but he got shot and killed.

Sorry. True story. He really did. He probably ran out of the Spongebob pop. How do you know that was it on the news you know what this was a word of mouth thing so it might not have actually been but I remember growing up that affected me until now it's been true

but I never did confirm it with the news I just knew it was like people talked about it so it could have just been like a rumor Godzilla's going through downtown LA right now Just take my word on it. I was a kid though in the time Ice cream man got shot That's why you took it into adulthood and you didn't even question it

I never could because okay Such a school hard you're a fuck You're a fuck For a second I was like am I just misunderstanding him? No I'm just joking No because like I was told that and it was a truth to me And I just never questioned it until right now Some kid was getting shamed for not having

Like a popsicle And then, like, why didn't you get popsicle? Because the ice cream man got shot and killed The ice cream man got iced I don't know, the kid couldn't get it The ice cream man got iced and creamed, you know what I'm saying? I might feel awful if he did get shot And here I'm making fun of him

Well, he's dead, he's not gonna be offended. That's true He's been long dead too long dead like mini mini like enough time for his family that just like a decade Who's that? Oh, yeah, that's him. Oh Right right right right right this guy in our family. Yeah, when you die like your family's forgets about you Matt How old were you when you heard this name tale? His name on the family tree is just Ice Cream Man. They forgot his name? Ice Cream Man, parenthesis, shot.

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Find it all here with more ways to save at Real Canadian Superstore. God, that's so weird. What, that the ice cream man got shot? Well, that you were 13 ten years ago. I was 24. Jesus. That's how old I am now. I'm 24 right now.

But you're like, damn. I was your age when you were getting told tall tales about a fucking iced ice cream man wait Aaron are we just 10 years apart uh 87 you're 97 I'm 94 no no I'm 96 so you're nine years older than me okay my last so I'm gonna go search the ice cream man it's my last google search on my phone Hillary Clinton hot i wanted to i i was thinking about her last night and i was thinking like was she hot when she was young she was she was in fact if you look i have i saved like a bunch of pictures of hillary clinton on my phone when she was young i gotta look up this ice cream man shit okay you're you're gonna look up ice cream man shot in charleston you expect to

find like this like novel article of like local ice cream man and loved like you want to talk about young hot people who was who was like the ideal hotness when you were young like who would I like our celebrity crush like who was like the moment

or like the image or whatever where you were just like oh my god that's so hot Britney Spears when she's getting out of the car and her vagina is showing I remember I saw that picture when I was like 11 and I was like and that was like the first

thing I ever jerked off to I remember my sexual awakening the thing that spiked it it was a pink song oh yeah this story what is it going out was a pink song. Oh, yeah. This story. It was a, what is it, Going Out?

Was that the name of the song? I'm going out and getting to party started. I'm coming up. And it's when she says, you'll be kissing my ass. And I'm like,

kissing her naked butt? I was like, what? Whoa. Why does she want me to do that? I remember I was just like, I feel these things when she says this.

Sure, I'll... I really feel those lyrics. So it was just the thought of kissing a naked butt when I was a little boy. I was like, whoa. So Pink, if you're out there, thank you. Hey man, if you want to get a naked butt kissed. It would be a great... Yeah, Ryan McGee here.

It'd be an honor for him great it would be an honor for him it would be an honor if like pink just for like the cover of like some magazine like offered to have me like just kiss her ass but not in like a weird sexual way well it is sexual but now it's like

you know it comes I want it to come full circle Ryan you tell me right now. Okay. If you had pink in front of you with her exposed buttocks. And you had to place your lips upon that. You wouldn't be... That junk wouldn't wiggle a little bit?

What? No, like, there would be... How old is pink now? Old enough. She's like in her late 30s. Late 30s? Maybe. So what?

I'm still a rock star I got my rock moves And I don't need you 39 years old 39? 39 Pink's pushing 40? Yeah

She still kissed the butt, Ryan? So is Christina Aguilera She's 37 So I was gonna say Christina Aguilera in the Dirty music video Was like Top tier Y'all to know what was my uh my biggest crush as a kid who was the girl in spy kids 3d game over who played uh she had the

it was like it was like junie's girlfriend yep and she was like actually fake she was like a hologram i had the biggest crush on her she's like coffee so much that at school i was in first or second grade at the time i remember i i wanted to be a spy kid and i made my my own like gadgets out of like cardboard and shit and i made her like a like a cardboard id and i would carry it around because it was my girlfriend like in my fictional world this was in high school yes i was in 12 fictional world. This was in high school? Yes. I was in 12th grade. I was a senior in high school.

I did that shit, too. Yeah, really? And I threw it away at lunch because I had it on my little styrofoam tray. And I put my girlfriend's ID card. And when I say girlfriend, this is hypothetical. I still remember her name, like the actress's name. Yeah. And it was on my... And? And? What's his name? I the actress's name. Yeah. And I, and it was on my.

And? What's his name? I think it's Courtney Gines, I think. Was she, okay. Gines? Before I Google this, was she underage in Spy Kids? Yes. Yes, but I was, I was, I was, Aaron, I was in first grade at the time. She was like my age.

So I was like biggest crush in the world. Well, yeah, I mean, it's whatever. at the time. She was like my age. So I was like biggest crush in the world. Well yeah, I mean it's whatever. So I had her little girlfriend ID on my lunch tray and I accidentally threw it away. And I didn't realize this until like the next period and I freaked out.

And I was asking if I could like go to the cafeteria to look for it and they wouldn't let me. And I lost it. So like that was my first breakup I guess. It was the first time I got dumped. The first time I got dumped I didn't even know I was in a relationship. I got off the bus, and this girl who had a crush on me

grabbed my phone and started running away, and I was like, fuck, god damn it. So I chased after her, and she's like, Beat her into a pole. She's like, give me a hug, and I'll give you your phone back. And I was like, no. She's like, okay then. Then she did the whole I was like, no. She's like, okay then. Then she did the whole thing where she went up.

She's like, kiss me. I'm going to throw this phone over the fence. This shit never happened to me. And I was like, well, she was crazy. Oh, okay. And I was just like, well, obviously if she did this. And then she was just like, so kiss me or I'm going to throw your phone over the fence. I was like, no, I just, no. And then she was like, okay. And then to throw your phone over the fence. I was like, no, I just, no.

And then she was like, okay. And then she threw my phone over a fence and there was a dog over the fence. So it was like one of those Sandlot moments. It's like the Sandlot, yeah. Where I had to like crawl over and like kind of like look for the dog. And then I saw that it was like in its house

and I had to jump over quickly, grab my phone. And it was like, and it came out with the chain and everything. And it was one of those like I'm hopping over and it's like one. I love how. And it was one of those, like, I'm hopping over, and it's like one clambering up. I love how Pooch is barking up. Pooch is. I love when Pooch is like.

So funny, dude. It's like rapid fire barking. But you were in a relationship with her? No. I mean, she thought. That's insane, dude. I mean, you know how the first time I ever asked a girl, I was in sixth grade, and there was this girl I really liked.

And I was, like, too scared to ask her her out I was not ready for a girlfriend yet but like a word got out that I liked her and this kid named uh Tyrese um Gibson no I wish though um no no no Tyrese Gibson Fast and Furious right no wait he went and told her or he was like he was telling me like you know you you you got to ask her out like she she wants you to ask her out i talked to her and she she wants it and i was so scared but i was like he started he started um he started like bullying me all day being like like listen like you're a baby if you don't ask her out you're a pussy and i was like oh no so before final uh period I saw her walking and I went up to her and I'm not kidding I went hey

I'll go out with you if you want and she goes I'll do you the honor of going out with you she goes um I was like Tyrese said you know it's just it's a never mind and she's like yeah okay never mind it's fine I'm like no don't worry about you know, it's just, it's a, nevermind. And she's like, yeah, okay. Nevermind.

It's fine. I'm like, no, it's, don't worry about it. It's fine. And then I walked away. That was the first time I asked a girl out. Wow. Really romantic, right? You know the first time I asked a girl out?

When? I didn't get to ask her out. She's a girl that sat in front of me in a class and she was really pretty. And she, I don't know if she liked me, but she was like really sarcastic and would like joke around with me a lot. And I was like, oh wow, I feel like this is the first girl I could like ask out. Cause it seems like she's like interested and like she's pretty. And then summer break came and I was like, oh man, next year we're going to be in the

same classes. So I'm going to do it. I'm going to like, I'm going to like ask her out. I'm going to ask her on a date. We're gonna go on a date. And then she died in a car accident. What? Over the summer. What?

Yeah. I was not expecting that. Yeah. There was a part of me that was like, well, I couldn't. Then I was like, oh. I was gonna make a joke and be like, what, is she dead now? But you know. Yeah.

Jesus Christ. Hindsight. Oh my God, dude. I was, I was, I was very upset. Yeah. Cause she was, she was dude. I was very upset. She was really nice to me. She was one of the only people in that class

in particular that I felt like was actually nice to me. So that was a bummer. That is an extreme bummer. Also an odd wake up call when you're young to be like oh oh shit, people my age die. Just go for it.

But not be weirdly persistent. You gotta get that bread gamers. And by bread I mean a girlfriend. But don't be creepy about it. Respect the boundaries. And if they reject you, then you have permission to curse them out. Stalk them.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's what I've seen online. That's what I've seen people do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no.

That's. No? No. No. No. Wait, what? You don't do that. Wait, you don't?

No, it's fucked up. You don't go. Every girl that's ever rejected me. Wait, seriously. Okay. So I was talking to this. I was talking to this girl here and I was like, hey, do you want to go get some coffee? And she was like, I'm sorry. i'm just not comfortable seeing anyone right now i was like whatever you dumb slut bitch stupid bitch bitch was saying that i was there well you did that well it's

first of all it wasn't very creative i said you're a little slutty slut slut and then she went well she didn't respond to me or anything well it's funny because it's actually the opposite if she refused you she's not what she's not being traditionally slutty what no that just means she doesn't want me that just means she's having sex with every guy on earth yeah i mean she's just she's she's whoring herself out right well i mean that's very presumptuous i love to just put oh I like how, like, someone having this conversation is like, say that your brain's working that way, okay. We should do, like, a show where we give, like, dating advice, but Ryan and I are just, like, two incels.

And Aaron being, like, the married one always has to, like, steer us in the right direction where we, like, someone, like, calls in with advice, and we just give them the worst fucking dating advice. And then Aaron's just kind of like, yeah, that's kind of like, I mean, that's not what I would do. Yeah.

Well, I mean, here's another perspective. The voice rises. Just maybe consider this one. James from Cincinnati says that I really like a girl and I've asked her out twice. She said no both times.

What do I do? Should I give up? James, never give up. Be more persistent than ever. In fact, you should start writing her more letters. In fact, you should probably show up to her house. And every time, here's what girls like. So a whole thing about flirting is you got to be mean.

So the more she rejects you, you just got to be more mean to her. And if it doesn't work too far, you can also guilt her with your mental health to make it so that she feels attached in a way of like, I better not do anything. Yeah, say like, if she rejects you, you'll hurt yourself. Yeah. Well, maybe here's another perspective

that you could try. What was your name? Charles? James. James. Sorry, I got your name wrong. James. Maybe just be respectful of her space and time, and if she says no, then, you know, that's the end of it. Yeah, so that's

another option. Never worked for me. Yeah, do whatever you think. Well, yeah, it doesn't work because it respects her perspective. That's fine. That's your opinion. Yeah, well, I mean, women aren't objects. I don't think that works, but... Sorry, our next one comes from Arthur from...

What is this? Sorry, New York is handwriting's bad. And Arthur says, I have killed the past three women that I have been attracted to. Okay, Arthur. No, go on. Go ahead and read it. Let's get Arthur. Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. Let's see what Arthur I didn't mean to interrupt.

Let's see what Arthur has to say. I have killed the last three women I have been interested in. I really like this fourth one, but I'm afraid she'll end up like the others because I don't like the fact that she doesn't like me the way that I think that I want her to like me sometimes. Did he put an address?

Like a right back address? Now you want to dox people on air? No I'm not gonna. No no I'm not gonna dox them or anything I just feel like we could maybe. You're a little out of your element today so I'm gonna step in and I'm gonna say that Arthur I think

you don't want to have to kill this girl obviously and if she rejects you you know everyone deals with rejection in their own way. And if that's how you deal with it, that's you, buddy. Well, you did this to him, but it might not be the right... Personally, I wouldn't kill a woman. I don't think that's a good idea. I don't know about my constituents here, but I feel like that's a crime.

I think we just need to look at both sides. There's both sides to every story. You know, there's a story that we're in that. Yeah. Who defines crime? The police and the government. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah, that's interesting.

That's very interesting. Yeah. You would allow such a big government to. Right. You know, you're very susceptible to control, aren't you? Well, to live in a society... Are you comfortable living in a society where there's people above you that just

control you? Well, technically I control them because I have the voting power that puts them into Well, that's what they want you to think. It's an illusion. What happens then when the government comes to your front door and there's a mandatory woman buyback? What happens then? I don't know what that is or means.

Like, what if the government comes and tries to take our women? Like, what are you going to do then? I don't know that the government would do that. Okay. Just like they didn't take our guns? Yeah, they took our guns. Now they're going to take our women. And now they're going to make us marry men.

Well, technically we can still own guns. It's still legal. They're going to make us marry men. Well, technically we can still own guns. It's still legal. I think they're gonna make us marry dogs. Just turns into this weird-ass thing. So don't kill your girlfriends, Arthur, at 1800 Congress Lane or whatever the fuck. I'd love to know the mental state of someone who reads the question.

So I've killed three women. Oh, Arthur, interesting. Okay, so let's just see what this one is about. Yeah, let's slow it down for a second so you said you dated three women is that the killed okay but nobody killed dating yeah you were dating them

and that's why you killed them or did they all well I was I thought I was dating them I had to kill them because they said we weren't dating and that was they were so detached from reality that I couldn't allow them to continue to spread lies that we weren't dating and that was they were so detached from reality that i couldn't allow them to continue to spread lies that we weren't dating yeah yeah okay well here's what i'm gonna do i'm gonna call the police uh so go ahead and stay seated there okay just for the last girlfriend actually she

put small people inside of me that were basically always shouting. Oh. And that was one of the main reasons she had to go. Right. I'm going to take a little bathroom break right now. All right. Yeah. Just going to step out of the room.

Okay. Lock, lock it. Lock the door. If you hear the locking click, that's just me locking the door out of fear of you. No, we get it. But what about the fourth girl? That's what I want to know. Well, you got to kill her.

Okay, cool. There's no other choice. I mean, if you've already done three. Yeah, I mean, what's one more, right? What's one more? I just turned after this. All right, fine. Kill her.

What's one more, all right? I hate this PC culture we live in. Can't say you want to kill people. It's bullshit. I, um, uh, why do people in the 50s talk like that? Uh, transatlantic? That's what it is. Yeah, the transatlantic accent.

Because it was like, it, did it, it was just in movies, right? Yeah, it was only in movies. That's what I thought. Some of it came from like early like kind of movie making well a lot of stage acting right they'd project a lot and be more animated in their speech because they're used to projecting and being more animated

in terms of that stuff especially like coming from silent film you would actually just act goofy because you had to like fucking go all out you can't help but it's like how do you whisper in a transatlantic accent? I'm gonna come and get ya Diane.

I'm gonna come and get ya. There's a couple of hooligans down by the wharf. Yeah. Here we go governor. Listen up children. I love that voice. Why did that die? Like what year did that die in? Did it just like slowly phase out? I feel like well Casablanca had it. There had to be like one big hit that was just like very, like people watched it and were like, this is like real life.

This isn't like a movie at all. And then everyone was like, oh, let's just make movies like that. Kangaroo Jack. We got to bring that accent back. I want to reclaim that and bring it back. I want to speak like that in modern day. How many people do you think spoke like that because of the you know it's like art imitates life but sometimes life imitates art yeah it's sometimes it goes the

other way you know sometimes what you see in the movies i don't know where i'm going with this i'm just there's got to be someone who's still alive from those days who still talks with a translating accent. Like a really old person. Has his own like AM radio show. Yo, fuck dude, fuck this YouTube bullshit. Let's start it. Let's put SuperMegaCast on AM radio. Fuck Spotify. Fuck iTunes. Let's do AM radio. Yeah dude, let's just unmonetize everything. It'll remove all the bass from our voice and just be like, Hey, welcome back to SuperMegaCast. And uh, if- That was pretty good. That really does eliminate a lot of the base. And if you subscribe, like, we'll set up a subscription service much like NPR. So if you subscribe to our, like, AM radio station, then you get a free leftist tears

mug. Yes, you do. Why is it, like, so much AM radio just, like, old dudes talking about, like, why is it specifically AM radio? Because, like, a bunch of, like, conservative... It's people who pay to have airtime right yeah so it's people who don't understand that you can just do it for free on the internet yeah so some who don't use the internet i would love to have an am radio show am in the am

for some reason whenever i hook up my phone i still have like a a system in my car where you have to like hook up the aux cable and the usb cable for it to like work um and uh whenever i plug in the usb cable it for some reason like automatically sets to the am radio station but it it changes like it's not consistent like sometimes it'll turn on one like a like a mexican station and other times it'll turn on like a like a weird like right wing political station and it's always the weirdest shit whenever i turn it on it's like we're talking to uh the the author of uh of the bloody placenta and she's here to and i'm like what the fuck and i'm and i like really want to turn on my music

but I'm like I kind of want to listen to this to hear where the fuck this is going yeah it's good shit I had a microwave as a kid no well it was like a family microwave but it ended up in my closet this is the weirdest shit I don't know how it works worked but

the microwave the inside of the microwave would play radio like very very faint radio when i had in my closet i could put my ear inside the microwave and hear radio hear the radio i don't play radio yeah like i could i could it would play the movie radio um i don't know how it worked though but like i could i could it would play the movie radio um i don't know how it worked though but like i could i could if if i got close enough i could hear like coming from the inside of the microwave like that's like a portal like a radio station it's fucked up i don't know how it fucking worked maybe there was like some something inside could like pick up radio

signals i don't know how it played it out loud though but it was like so faint but it was inside the microwave or maybe i just had schizophrenia but i don't know how it played it out loud though, but it was so faint. It was inside the microwave. Or maybe I just had schizophrenia. But I don't know. It was crazy. It reminds me of that old footage from some festival opening or whatever and there's a guy and it looks like he's on a cell phone.

It's from the 20s or something. And he checks it like a cell phone and puts it up to his ear and then puts it away and it's like, what the fuck was that what was he doing last night it's so weird you bring this up because last night i was just watching videos of like time traveler proof yeah and i was reading about like the man from tar red do you know about that what was that it's that guy back in like the 50s this guy went through uh tokyo airport with like a passport from like a country that didn't exist

and it had like stamps like official stamps from other countries and they're like what is this and he's like what are you talking about and they're like this isn't a country and he's like what are you talking about yes it and then uh they like took him in for interrogation he like showed them on a map and it's like the country of andorra he's like it's it's this but why is it called andorra on this map? And then they took him into custody and put him in like a locked hotel room and in the morning He just vanished from the room and they never saw it again Well a crazy story. Yeah, but he said he was from a country called Tarrad. Is that like

Corroborated apparently there's like documents that Japan released that show it that they happened or something you can look it up It's like a the theory is that he went through he entered a parallel universe where Tarek didn't exist And now he's stuck in our universe. It's crazy It's it's it's I don't know how true these stories are but they're fun to I was just watching a video last night about dimensions And it was it was explaining like each dimension to the tenth dimension blew my fucking mind and it was explaining like each dimension to the 10th dimension. Blew my fucking mind. Like...

Well, there's like so much we can't even begin to comprehend. Because it's like the fourth dimension is like... The fourth spatial dimension? It's like time, you know, where it's like... That's like the sixth dimension, isn't it? It was like first dimension is a point, second dimension is... No, first dimension is length,

second is width, third is depth, fourth is time, and then fifth... It's like it goes on until it's like the tenth dimension It's like you can go to instantly to like any other multiverse at any point in time It's crazy. You know fucking crazy. There's a fourth spatial dimension. We can like approximate it with math

Yeah, yo mama's ass. Or you can experience it in Shrek 4D. Or the Spongebob 4D movie of Carolyn's in Charlotte, North Carolina. I still have not gone into I use the Vive all the time and I still have not found somebody who just has a rotating tesseract in 3D. That'd be so sick. I've only seen a rotating tesseract

on a screen. You know Aaron because we can't comprehend it because we're three dimensional beings. Right but seeing a 2D projection of a 3D object that is a 4D object rotating, it's like, I want to see the 3D object of the 4D projection. You heard him, ladies and gentlemen, let's make it, let's see that tesseract. A rotating tesseract. Tesseracts are really fucking cool. Yeah, they are. I want to get a tattoo of one.

Well, in what In what phase Ha ha ha Ha Let me get the Just the 4D one The main one with the Square inside the square

How cool would it be If you could just go to another dimension I don't know I That shit terrifies me No it's terrifying Cause like What if I never come back

What if it fucks me up What if like Like imagine going through Like a wormhole Would you live No How do you know Have you been through a wormhole, Arin?

Well, the only wormholes we know of are fucking black holes! Would you survive going through a black hole, Matt? No! How do you know? Your- cause your mass would be- What do you mean how do I know? Your mass would be stretched beyond infinity. Wormholes aren't wormholes literally like,

it's kinda like, it's like you can jump through time and space. Theoretically. The only wormholes we know of are black holes as far as I know. I think there's... Are there not wormholes like just floating through space? That would be a black hole though, wouldn't it? Was the point of... Black holes suck in gravity, like just mass and gravity.

But wormholes, I'm pretty sure, literally it's like a tear in time and space where you can kind of like... Which is the thing where they have the explanation of the paper folded in half. Yeah, that's like what a wormhole is. How you can like jump through. You know, it's like I have point A at this side of the paper and point B at this side, and they're super far away. What if we could just bend it? But if you fold it, then they're touching.

It's like that. So I'll just use my space-time folder. Yeah, easy. Let's get an Office Max. That's an app on my e-phone. Jump through to the next dimensions. I was just thinking about it the other day it was such a fucking like shower thought but like

I was just like looking up at the clouds moving and Susie was talking about how it's like a rabbit that's about to like smash us and I'm like man what fucking clouds were just like those are the aliens we always think of fucking living beings yeah well it's because you know when you think about carbon-based life forms we all like came from like this one sort

of thing that grew eyes and legs and Adam and Eve and then and then but if you go to another planet that's like not carbon-based and it's like oh it's a fucking hydrogen-based life form like what do they look like they fucking like send shit unlike the strings Yeah, it's not wonder. It's like they don't like see shit with optics like maybe they see shit by fucking Quantum shit, I don't know be so fucking cool So gotta be you wouldn't even know you were looking at a fucking alien you just be like oh, it's a cloud It's like oh, no, it's an alien. He's looking at you. You can feel your strings clouds just My strings My strings are jingling at you. You can feel your strings. Clouds just It's tickling my strings!

Wait a second, my strings are jingling! My strings are going nuts! I feel like there's an alien looking at my strings right now. Clouds are just really judgmental and they just watch you and just judge you. Dude, you know what's weird, Ryan? Yesterday, it's not out yet, but in a video

remember I was talking about square dancing and hoedowns? We take a bathroom break. I sit down on the john. First thing I see on Reddit is someone's like, why was square dancing a mandatory thing in PE? Who else had hoedowns in school? And it was just a thread of people talking about it. And I was like, what the fuck?

I never had that in PE. I never had hoedowns. I had a fucking crazy ass square dance at school. That's awesome. We should have a Game Grumps hoedowns. I had a fuck- dude I fucking- I had crazy ass square dance at school. That's awesome. We should have a Game Grumps hoedown. I've- Show us a- show down- show us what you would used to do. I don't remember that shit, I remember I would stand up, next to my partner,

and you would- And do-si-do? You'd link arms and you would do-si-do. No, never mind, yeah I did that shit, holy shit. Fuck! Oh my god. Why was that part of the South Carolina curriculum? Well, it's cultural.

I just had a whole wave of memories come back all at once. Have you ever had that? Where like something sparks and it's like, oh shit, that whole part. I mean, why did we learn about fucking Christopher Columbus? When's the last time you used that information? Yesterday when I defeated somebody in an argument with Logic when they said that he was bad and I said no. He didn't bring the typhus. He brought the polioids.

He brought the polioids over. Yeah. I mean there are worse things to question about what we learn in school. I'm going to whole tirade about fucking school. I hate school. They didn't teach me about math or houses. They didn't teach you about math? houses or... They didn't teach you about math?

I mean, I don't know why I said math. I meant to say taxes. They did teach me about math. They taught me about stupid math, like calculus. I was in AP statistics and I failed the shit out of that course. I got a 2 on my AP exam. And afterwards, my teacher messaged me on Facebook and he was like,

I feel like I failed you, Matthew. And I was like, no, you're a great teacher. I just didn't pay attention yeah okay it being 31 I feel like the only math I've ever used in my life is algebra and I use a lot just like algebra is the main thing you use like I've been trying to learn a little bit of coding lately and I found that it's just a lot of algebra and I'm like this is easy it's just a lot of algebra. And I'm like, this is easy. It's not like all that stupid calculus shit I learned. Well, there probably is plenty of that later on.

There's a lot of, like, in a lot of other jobs, you'll get, like, geometry and calculus and stuff. But, like, on a day-to-day, just normal life, it's just algebra. As a let's player, the only math I'm doing is when I'm playing Smarty Pants for the Nintendo Wii. Crunching them numbers. Crunching them numbers. And when we played So You want to be a fifth grader

not so you want to be a fifth grader so you guys want to be a fifth grader each question you get wrong puts you like

it makes you younger and like some people that would be good but it can get to the point where like you're a first grader yeah oh damn it

I'm a first grader looks like you gotta get some new questions right. Looks like you need a new family and friends. Level it out. Come on. You might be a race, a redneck. You might be a racist.

If you're a redneck. Well, guys, this been a fantastic podcast episode thank you to our guests give a round of applause for our friend Aaron Hansen thank you Aaron Raptor and Aaron you know this is the time what are you working on what would you like people to go see

or where can they find you whatever you want to say this is your chance to say it my boy I just want my boys to keep doing Super Mega keep growing keep doing that Mega. Keep growing. Keep doing that live show. Go check out their new live show. What is it? November 1st? November 1st. Tickets already sold out, though.

We'll have another one, though. Another one shortly after. But, damn, y'all. Thanks for coming on, man. Go check them out on Twitter. Check out Game Grumps. We edit for Game Grumps. It is a fantastic channel. I love watching and editing it. Dream job.

Thanks for coming on, man. I hope you have a great day. I hope you do too, my boys and friends. I'll give you both kisses on the way out, but I won't do it on the recording because I want it to be real. Let's do it then. Let's pause the recording and get some kisses. Bye, everybody. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.