supermegashow - EP 117 - Jackemoff Wackemoff

Episode Date: November 25, 2018

We make some prank calls and talk about classic mob wack-offs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to the SuperMegaCast everybody, it's me, Ryan McGee from SuperMega, and here's um, um... Yeah, you're gonna let me introduce myself, right? What is... You know my name. Yeah, you should introduce yourself. Matt Watson from SuperMega. Matt Watson from SuperMega.

It's those two funny YouTube boys back with what episode, Ryan? Who cares? Say the episode number. I'm not saying it this time. I won't say it. Well, the audience will say it. Here. If you're watching this, it'll be like Dora the Explorer.

Welcome to SuperMegaCast episode. And then you guys all have to say the episode number because we're not going to say it this time. You know what? I've been roasted left and right for simply saying the episode number because we're not going to say it this time you know what i've been roasted left and right for simply saying the episode number and uh my skin my skin i have third degree burns all over myself i mean roasted too much so i'm gonna i'm gonna stop saying the episode number okay just for a short while just for a little bit into it back at like because it always keeps me on track it does and it puts in a perspective because I'm like, wow, we've done that many. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I do know one thing we can talk about.

It's how fucking busy we've been this past week. Yeah. Wow. You and I, in a matter of just a few days, have sent out around 1,500 orders. That means packed, labeled, shipped, all that. Well, not shipped yet. That's up to the U.S. Postal Service.

Well, for many of you might know, we launched our merch website, supermegashow.net, last Saturday. And then starting on Saturday, we worked our little tookuses off just going one by one each order. We have some lovely friends, Harrison, Jackson, and Annabelle, helping pack. And then Ryan and I, we would weigh the packages and print that shipping label, slap it on, sort them by the package type, take them to the post office in big old trash bags.

So if you did order merch, you should be getting it. If you were in the first batch, you should be getting it if you were in the first batch. You should be getting it like today or tomorrow or this weekend maybe. And everyone else should be in the next week or two depending on where you live.

And then poster orders for those people that ordered posters. We're still waiting on the shipping tubes to come in from China. When those come in, we'll be sending them out

ASARP. ASAP. ASAP. And we will get those posters out. So if you ordered like a shirt and a poster, we are shipping them separately. So the shirt or whatever you ordered should come out. You should get that before the poster. But the posters are still coming. But, Dan, we've been busy just all week.

Oh, my God. Just nonstop until like 1230 at night, starting at like 930 in the morning just packing orders because you guys were so incredible and we were so overwhelmed by the influx of sales we got I think there were like 10,000 people viewing the site at one point all at one time well we we sold the shit like we did not expect the site to get as many viewers as it did within the first like five minutes yeah I was just blown away by the support like I don't know how to say thank you enough

to where it sounds genuine but you can't because you're a youtuber nothing you say sounds genuine exactly but deep down Ryan and I like I pretty much we almost cried when we saw all the support we got with our merch site. Because all that money really does help out the channel,

especially when we've been able to not do as many uploads in the recent months because we've been busy boys. But the dream is one day we can do Super Mega full-time. And when that day comes, you guys will be getting such a treat. And while we're talking about Super Mega, I might as well just say, we did release one movie review, and we do have more coming soon we didn't just release one and like step away from it we've just been so busy

but we do have more coming very soon same with mail videos same with drunk drawing all of this like merch stuff has really been our focus cause I mean here's the difference the content we upload is free for y'all. Y'all don't pay for it.

But when you guys pay for something, then we definitely have a lot more responsibility on our shoulders to make sure you get what you pay for. As fast as you can, at the best quality you can. So that's why whenever you guys are spending your money, that takes top priority over us recording. Unfortunately, sometimes I know a lot of you are missing the uploads. But to those who supported us, again, I'll just reiterate, thank you so much. We wouldn't be able to do what we're doing if it wasn't for the support and just for you guys keeping your eyes peeled for any updates we have on Twitter or Instagram or just on the YouTube channel.

the updates we have on Twitter or Instagram or just on the YouTube channel, it's really cool to see just a lot of people come together and actually be fans or supporters, whatever you want to diagnose yourself. What's the prognosis? Super mega fan. Of just what we do, because we said this before, even though we do have this quote-unquote, I guess, following, like cultish following. I say that because it's smaller than your big Let's Players. Yeah, yeah. That shit is something I would have never dreamt of in high school.

Same. Even in college. And it's just so mind-blowing seeing orders coming from places like Saudi Arabia, Russia. Saudi Arabia, there was one in Russia. There's one order in Saudi Arabia and someone's going to be wearing

a Kauai Mega t-shirt. Yeah, some guy in Saudi Arabia is walking around with a Kauai Mega t-shirt right now. And to you, thank you. And I saw someone saying they tried to get something shipped to like

Sedan or Sedan, but they can't because of like sanctions or something. So to that person in Sedan, to the fan out there, here's a shout out. Sorry, you can't order that due to governmental reasons. But we love you. We still love you. And also like Jesus Christ, guys. We love you. We still love you.

And also like Jesus Christ, guys. Honestly, this fan base is the most genuine, coolest, heartfelt, nice people. The more of you that we meet in real life, I just continuously I'm just blown away. And so is Ryan just at how nice and cool you guys are. It's just like I cannot voice enough just thankfulness for all you guys. You guys kick ass. And we love doing what we do for you guys. We love seeing your reaction when we drop some new type of content or a big video or like a merch launch. Like we love reading all the responses.

Because, I mean, at the end of the day we just want to make we want to make products for gamers and we want to make sure that those products are of the highest quality for gamers by gamers. Absolutely. Only for gamers. If you're not a gamer take that shit off.

Take it off. Right now! Anyway guys enough about that. Oh wait one last Super Mega update. We do have a show on December 16th in LA at the Regent Theater. It's a Super Mega Christmas bash. Some would call it a Super Mega Christmas special. Absolutely. Super Mega Live Christmas special.

I don't know what it's called yet. We've got to come up with a fun name. The name will be out by now. You were the one that came up with Shellman's Big Bang Bazinga Bing Bong Burger, so if there's a good name, you're going to find it, Matthew. Super Mega Christmas Bing Bong Bazinga Bash. Hoedown.

Bodown Bash. Okay. But yeah, tickets should be on sale right now. This is not Drunk Drawing Live. This is Super Mega Live, so it's going to be a completely new, different show we've never done before. Not to say we're not going to get a little tipsy because i don't want to give too

much away but we wanted to bring all of the channel to in some aspect to a live event because we realized that there are people we tried the super mega cast and we noticed that you know there are fans of the podcast but there are also other fans that like the Let's Plays and like other shows. So that then we did Drunk Drawing Live and we kind of came to the same conclusion of this is a people still come to watch it, but there are people that are also not fans of Drunk Drawing that are fans of the podcast and other stuff. So we're going to try to culminate a lot of stuff from the channel and bring it to a live show.

Yeah, it's going to it's going to be whatever whatever you like. It's probably going to try to culminate a lot of stuff from the channel and bring it to a live show. It's going to be whatever you like it's probably going to be there. It's going to be fun. It's going to be like a big Christmas party. There's going to be all sorts of festivities there. It's going to be a very special show. Sorry, a holiday party. We will be lighting a menorah on stage

and putting things under the Kwanzaa tree and putting up the Festivus tree. I am biased towards Christmas, so I'm sorry. We're Southern boys at heart. Ryan, of course we love Christmas. You're wearing a cowboy hat right now. I think most people. I think atheists love Christmas.

The Jews are jealous of Christmas. They just look like, ah, damn. No, they're not jealous, dude. They get fucking eight days of joy. We just get one little morning. Eight days of spitting a top on some shit for some chocolate, Matthew. That's true. That's so true. We get a sock filled with candy.

I'm not joking. All year. All year. I'm very excited for Snowy Mega this year. We've already been planning it out a little bit and thinking about it. This sounds dumb, but one of the things I've been thinking about for months that I'm so excited for this year is to do our Hanukkah special again. Yes.

I can't wait. Another Hanukkah special. This one's going to be bigger and better than the last one, guys. I got to look up when Hanukkah starts so we can drop it very close around that date. But please come to the show. It's going to be fun. We're going to be selling merch. We're going to be hanging out with you guys.

Are tickets on sale right now? What? Tickets on sale right now. So wait, there's a link right now in the description? In the description. You can click that link. Wait, Matt. Also, are you trying to tell me that the other shows sold out within a couple days?

Less than that. And that if you really want to go to the show, then you should cop those tickets as soon as possible? You should. Even if you want to surprise your girlfriend boyfriend or your mom or dad or your mom or dad or your brother and sister bring your grandma we'll bring her up on stage and fuck her if you if you want

tickets are on sale now you can uh real talk the last shows all sold out and they sold out very fast and this one is a bigger venue so there will be more tickets more tickets so if you miss the last two shows you can come to this one hopefully I bigger venue. So there will be more tickets available. More tickets. So if you missed the last two shows, you can come to this one, hopefully.

I would just buy them quick. And also, I'm stoked to be doing this at the Regent Theater because that's a very famous venue that I've seen many of my favorite bands play at. I think I went to go see Aurora at the Regent Theater. Yeah. I really like Aurora. That's awesome, yeah. I saw Caro Caro Bonito at the Regent a couple nights ago or like two weeks ago. I saw um Who else I see at the region? I don't remember. I think was big dick swinging there too. Oh big dick swinging

Oh Guys by the way, please Please bring uh, if you want you can wrap a Christmas present of your choice and put it under the tree on the stage And maybe we'll open it up on stage. We don't want legitimate presents like gift cards and money and shit though. Yeah. We want stuff that we can open. We want stuff like Tim's.

Tim's would be sick. Or like an electric scooter. There was someone who DM'd me earlier. Same. They worked for Tim's? I don't think they worked for Tim's. They were just like, please, I have Tim's for you and Matt. I tried to go to Drunk Drawing, but the tickets were sold out.

Where can I drop them off? And then they were like, I can't bring them back on the plane. I leave L.A. tonight. And I, of course, didn't respond because I'm not going to be like, come to my place and drop them off. And I, of course, didn't respond because I'm not going to be like, come to my place and drop them off. So then they seemed to, their next response was. Fuck you, Ryan.

I got this gift for you. Their next response was, all right, I see how it is. Okay. Okay, sir. Aw. So. We apologize. I'm sorry. I just, I'm not going to invite you over to my place to drop off a pair of Tims.

Why? She might. She might kiss you. She might try to... She might try to kiss you when you put on those Tim's. Well, I hope not. Oh, actually, but someone that actually works for Tim's contacted me and asked me

what our shoe size was, so we're gonna maybe be getting a couple of pairs of Tim's. But damn, y'all. We have been busy, exhausted. I've been going to bed at like 3 every night And fucking waking up early I'm tired but I'm very optimistic For the rest of the year

I'm very happy right now Feeling good Man I gotta solve something real quick What do you gotta solve? Hold on I gotta Sorry I just shit myself Anyways I'll just leave that brewing

And I may have to get up and change it later That's fine So If it gets too much, just tell me. Will do. I'm pretty used to the smell. You shit yourself on quite a regular occasion. So it's nothing new to me.

Hold on one second. I just need to do something. Sorry. What's happening, amigo? Hey, you are currently on... You're on the air. Yeah, you're on the air, dude. We want to eventually have you on the podcast for real,

but this is our only way of being able to do it. Skype's hard to figure out, man. Yeah, so I just decided to call you randomly. I have no idea what you're doing, but you're on the podcast right now. Say hey, Justin. This is our editor, Justin. Hi, it's me. This is the closest you're going to get to me

being on the podcast. You're going to come visit at some point. We're going to pay for a plane ticket. We didn't agree on that. That's expensive. You're going to come sleep on Lego's doggy bed, and he can sleep out in the backyard for the time being, and it's going to be a good time. You're really going to let me have his bed? Yeah. backyard for the time being and it's gonna be a good time.

Yeah. It's the elevated one. It's nice. You know, I've seen- I've sent you pictures of him laying on it. That dog lives in luxury. That dog lives better than me. Okay, Justin. Okay, Justin. Yep. Thanks for coming on, Justin. Yeah, thanks for coming on, Justin. Thank you so much. Alright, yeah.

Yeah. Alright. Yeah, you have a good one okay Justin is our video he edits all the let's plays go give him a follow or check out his channel nothing but lag it'll also it's in the description he's a wonderful young man can't wait to get

him on the on the podcast someday though yeah but person in person yeah who else can we call who else can we get as a special guest let's let's ring some people up let's just fucking... Um, who you got in your phone? Wanna call Aaron Hansen? No, he's out- he's having a meeting, I think.

So? Um, let's call... Wanna call my therapist and talk about my problems? No, um... Ugh, fuck. Come on, dude. Um... Come on, man.

You're making us look unprofessional. Pick somebody. Um... Call 911. Okay. As a joke. I'll call my old job. Call your old job and... Wait, can I call your old job and then say I can't come in today? Yeah.

Wait, is there a manager's name I can bring up? Just so I can be like... Yeah, yeah, there is. I need to make sure I can star 69 this because I don't want them calling me back. I'll just say the manager's name and be like, yeah, I spoke to blank last week. I just started. I saw a guy do this in a video and it was

really funny. Okay, so that's it. Wait, what's the place? Food Lion. Food Lion? Is there a manager? It should be the manager name. If she's still main manager, who knows. Okay, here we go. How do I put it on speakerphone?

You're screaming. Okay. Who knows? Okay, here we go. How do I put it on speakerphone? You're screaming. Okay. Thank you for calling Food Lion. Hey, uh, this is Justin. I just wanted to say I can't make it into my shift tomorrow. Um, okay, hold on one second. Um, sir, what's your name again? Justin.

Justin? Um, was you a new hire, or? Yeah, I started last week. Oh, you started last week. And whatever you work in? Produce. Produce? Okay, Justin from Produce.

I'll let them know that you're not going to come in tomorrow, okay? Yeah, there's the new Red Dead Redemption game. There's some DLC, and I got to play it tomorrow with my friends. Okay, thanks. Thank you. You're welcome. Bye-bye. Damn, she was cool about it. That might have been a...

I have to bleep out the name, but that might have been... Oh. Thanks for hanging up. I thought she hung up. Wow. She was way too cool about it. She was like, okay, just don't tell the manager. What if there's someone that works there named Justin?

There was when I worked there. Uh-oh. We can have one more guest. Yeah, let's get one more guest on. We had a manager at Food Lion. And who else? I can call somebody. I got numbers.

Yeah, you call someone. I'll call a random guest up. Just a random number. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just call a random guest up Just a random number Okay yeah yeah yeah Just call a random number Hello Hey who's this Hey who's this Hey you're live on a podcast right now

As a surprise guest Would you like to say anything No Okay thanks have a great day Alright well that was our guest guys fuck uh well that that was our first segment of of you're on the air we'll do this more call some random numbers yeah ryan you got any good hobbies lately you've been doing anything besides playing cowboys yeah i've been playing cowboys a lot i'm i've just beat epilogue one of cowboys and i'm on epilogue two and i'll hopefully finish that up tonight so people

i can't be spoiled on reddit or youtube or anything so you don't want to go on those sites i've been successful in not having anything spoiled for me of the game so that means that uh before i have to finish epilogue two before this podcast comes out or else people are really going to actively try to fuck me over. Oh yeah, just don't read the comments then. Don't put spoilers in the comments. That's not cool. Don't. And for those who are playing Red Dead, just don't look at the comments.

They're gonna be assholes. So, don't do it. Unless you don't mind being spoiled, then fucking get silly. You know what hobby I really want to get into that I've always wanted to get into, but I have no idea how when I'm scared? No. Beekeeping?

Beet keeping? Beekeeping. No. No, I'm not interested in that at all. You don't want to try it with me? I don't want to do bee- I don't like bees. If I came to you and I said, Ryan, you know, you're my best friend. Uh huh.

It would really mean a lot to me if we could do this together. We could keep some bees, start a bee colony bee colony make some honey put on the funny suits you wouldn't want to do that with me we could sell the honey on our space suit instead of a beekeeper spacesuits are probably what like $80,000 so where are we gonna get the money for that we'll just how about you just they don't just rent them out. Or maybe they do. Maybe you can... We can sell super mega cars.

Where are we going to get the money to make super mega cars manufactured? Lottery. The lottery? Mega millions. We have a pretty good chance at winning the mega millions, honestly. What, it's like...

Powerball. One in 800 million. It's at 1.5 billion right now. Nobody claimed that ticket. There was the, like, like 1 point something billion dollar ticket that got sold in South Carolina. And nobody claimed it. It's like a very small town in South Carolina and no one claimed the ticket. So there's some poor old man out there that like bought one.

And then just lost it. Probably lost it. Imagine losing a billion dollar lottery ticket. I would just. Whoever lost it doesn't know. Although they can probably lottery ticket. God. I would just... Well, whoever lost it doesn't know. Although they can probably deduct that, whoops, I bought this recently and... Or they just misread the numbers and threw it away because they thought they didn't win. I think this diapy is getting a little too full for my liking, Matt.

Yeah, that thing is bulging. I need to go change it. That little diapy is bulging. You want to go... You need me to change it? Yeah, let's go. Let's go. Let's go change this.

We'll be right back, guys. We got to go change Ryan's diapy is bulging. You want to go? You need me to change it? Yeah, let's go. Let's go. Let's go change this. We'll be right back, guys. We got to go change Ryan's diapy. All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're back. Ryan's got a fresh new diapy and a powdered bum bum. That's right. And might I add it wasn't as bad as I thought it was. It wasn't honestly. There's been worse times. I was preparing. That's the thing. When I change your diaper I hope for the best but I prepare for the worst.

No mustard this time. No mustard. Good job. So yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I mean that's all I have for that. I mean, that was a few hours of our time. So, like, all that I can think about is that. And a few hours is actually pretty good because there's times where it's almost been like an open heart operation where you got to do it in shifts of like 12 hours.

Yeah, because you have to make sure you trim the hair in certain areas to make sure nothing gets tangled. Yeah, that is the worst. And you've been very good about shaving down there lately. So it's made it much easier for me to wipe, much easier to clean. I spray some of the Axe chocolate spray, whatever. That makes it very pleasant, I do have to say. Axe body spray. One thing about Axe body spray that I really like is they put pheromones in it.

So it makes girls really horny when they smell it. Yeah, I noticed that whenever I walked into a locker room. I'd notice girls get very horny. Yeah, same. But what better time to do an ad read than right now? When we're horny? What? Well, I'm not horny.

I was just talking about I don't get horny from smelling Axe. That's happened like twice in my life. I'm just saying in general. You get horny from smelling acts that's happened like twice in my life i'm just saying you get a horny smelling act it's mainly just girls did it's like scientifically proven that girls get horny when they smell acts body spray okay um but yeah guys uh we want to tell you a little bit about robin hood robin hood is an investing app that lets you buy and sell stocks etfs options and cryptos, all commission-free. They strive to make financial services work for everyone, not just that slimy 1%. It's a non-intimidating way for stock market newcomers to invest for the first time with true confidence. It's simple and intuitive. It's a clear design with data presented in an easy to digest way, like eating a dang bowl of cereal.

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I was laying in bed last night, and I was watching YouTube videos, as I commonly do, and I came across this old like uh talk show interview with a a mob hitman and he's his name ice man no no but there are a lot of the comments are about ice man okay um it's this like fat it was this fat italian american guy and he's wearing like a black mask to cover up his face but it just looks like a really bad like costume mask and he looks so goofy but he had the most stereotypical like mafia accent i've ever heard no not like that it's more

like he was like took him outside uh two to three guys uh like two to three guys uh really really beat them off real good uh i beat them off that's the thing is like the mob calls it whacking people off and that just sounds like a euphemism it sounds so childish and second grade to be like uh is that Robin Hood yes

it's like I'll take Jimmy out back and whack him off and he takes him out back jerks him off alright boss it's done he came fast what yeah I whacked him off no you fucking buffoon i would love like a movie about a mobster like it's a completely serious movie like an hour and 15 minutes in just that happens and then it continues on for another 45 minutes of being completely serious like that's just like that's it was just like an honest misunderstanding in the movie. Just like, yeah, take him out back and jack him off.

Boss, don't you mean whack him off? No, I said jack him off. Like the mob just hires like hit men to go jack people off. It's like they need the blood pressure down. They can't be going doing jobs with their blood pressure up. Go get crazy. Make stupid decisions. Listen, he's going to be coming out of his girlie's place at about 2 a.m.

I want you to stop him in the streets and jack him off. Yes, boss. But boss, why? That ain't none of your business. The mob could have a contest where it's the jack him off, whack him off contest. The jack him off, whack him off. Where they sit their enemies in chairs and they got to jack them off. And then as soon as they come, they shoot them.

So it's the jack him off, whack him off. Just imagine terrified men. Come on come on boys we can't come we got this we can't come and all of a sudden they start chanting can't come won't come are they killing like southerners yeah they're killing neo-nazis like white supremacists boys boys stand strong don't ejaculate! Oh, I'm gonna make him come, boss! Watch me make him come! Oh, God! I'm close!

He's really good at whacking me off! I would love to have a hit out on me against that mob, where they just, like, find me and jack me off. You wake up in a dark room, and all of a sudden a light turns on, it's dangling above you, swinging left and right. And all of a sudden he comes out of the darkness with like a bottle of lotion like right in his hand what are you gonna do? starts rubbing it

oh you're in for it boss boss's orders no! whoa! oh damn! oh shit! that's good I was watching this video and he's like I've killed uh 38 men Oh, damn! Oh, shit! That's good! I was watching this video. Yeah, you like that? And he's like, I've killed 38 men.

I've jacked off 38 men. Did you feel anything when you jacked these men off? No, nothing. It's just business. It's a job. Did you ever ask why you were doing it? It's none of my business. I just jack them off.

That's an actual quote from the interview, isn't it? Yeah. Because I remember, like, that quote stands out because I feel like I've heard it before. It's just like, it's none of my business. Yeah, it's just a job. Yeah. It's nothing personal. Those guys are crazy, dude.

He talked about, he said he's killed 38 people, 35 hits, and three for revenge. I make him sound like Elmer Fudd. It's nothing personal. That's who Elmer Fudd is, a mafia hitman. Nothing personal. Well, he isudd as a mafia hitman. Nothing personal. Well, he is. He walks around with that. He's a hitman after Bugs Bunny.

The mob paid him to go take out Bugs Bunny for stealing their carrots. Dude, you know Elmer Fudd would be wearing that goddamn red hat. You know it. He'd be at a Trump, probably like, make America great again. I can so see that. That is all folks. What an incompetent little fuck. He can't shoot a gun.

No one ever taught him any gun safety. He can't shoot one of the biggest rabbits in existence. Of all the rabbits, Bugs Bunny is the biggest. Or ducks. Or ducks. Daffy is a huge ass duck. Think about the size of a regular rabbit that most people can hunt easily. Bugs Bunny is easily ten times that size.

He's the size of a human man. And he still can't shoot. With a shotgun. Larger than a human man. He's taller than Fudd. He's taller than me and you. Probably. And on top of that, he's got a shotgun.

A shotgun sprays. You don't really have to even aim with a shotgun. No, because the pellets come out. Exactly. Unless you've got slugs in there, you know what I because the pellets come out exactly unless you got slugs in there you know what I'm saying if you got metal slugs you gotta aim but Elmer Fudd sucks dude that's the take away from this podcast

Elmer Fudd sucks yeah fuck you Elmer Fudd if you're listening fuck you what? Elmer Fudd? why do we have just characters like this in this day and age it's 2018 i'd like to see elmer fudd like at a rally for like the second amendment the second amendment where my brothers has announced that elmer fudd will be transitioning to uh be voiced

and visualized as an african-amer character. He will no longer love guns. But he will love flowers. Elmer Fudd played by Melissa McCarthy in the live action movie. Wait, is Melissa McCarthy going to be in blackface? No, no, no. He's not black in this. He's just regular Elmer Fudd. Okay. What are...

How many steps that would actually... It would actually take to get melissa mccarthy in blackface as elmer fudd with that in a live action movie yes like like imagine we go to see like a movie and we're just sitting down with our popcorn the trailers come on and it's like melissa mccarthy like you've never seen her before and she comes on screen in blackface oh my god it's awful dude I would fucking lose my

shit that would be awful but like I mean but the thing is like I'd be like no way I'd go see that

movie I'd be like no fucking way I'd torrent it because I wouldn't want to support that but I would still have to watch

it just to see what it's all about. The last time blackface was done by white people and it was like nobody gave a shit was I think Always Sunny in Philadelphia Well there's certain shows I think that Tropic Thunder did it because it's all about the context I guess

because they're more in making fun of the people who would think that's okay Yeah because they're not doing it because blackface is like cool and funny They're not replacing a character they're not replacing a black character with a white actor yeah and they're not doing it for the sake of like blackface to be offensive or like funny because blackface is funny it's like they're doing it to make fun of blackface and i think i think shows like always sunny have you know from the very first episodes and from

the first episode they set the president where they could do that kind of stuff yeah because i'm pretty sure they say the n-word in the first episode of that show what's what does he say nice oh yeah what does he say uh what is it uh dennis no no no uh mac walks over yeah the guys playing uh checkers at the community center and they're just like fuck him up boy yeah and then max just like absolutely and then they all just go silent and stare at him that show has a great pilot god it's so good go watch the pilot of always so funny you'll watch the pilot be like how is this picked up that's one of my favorite pilots they really laid everything out in the beginning they weren't trying to play it safe to be like let's just see if we can get uh let's just see if we can get greenlit they were

like well if we get if we get past this and they greenlit this then we have a hell of a show to make i think it was easier back then too because it was what like 2008 2007 so they had like the whitest kids you know yeah stuff like that except the white kids you know were they around the same time or was it a little? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're coming. Are they making something new?

I don't know. I know they did a live show together. Oh, that's cool. Other than that. Just like we're doing our holiday spectacular show. Tickets in the description. We already talked about it. I know.

I'm just throwing that out there again in case you forgot. Was it because the promo went out at the wrong time Matt no Ryan see I said I said it to eight and then I was like then I asked you what when when's the cycle in life and you said 10 something happened in between the time I talked to you and then went back to my phone or computer it's like I do it happens I've done that I've done that many many a time yeah make a video go out at 8 p.m instead of 8 a.m I'm like whoops or like uh just delete the whole game grumps channel by accident that's happened like three times oh shit yeah well it's a big process to get it back now i don't feel as bad yeah um damn dude ryan let me let me let me tell you something okay um

i think that you should cut your hair and get a bowl cut. It's long enough where you could do a full middle school style bowl cut. I gotta get the fucking berries and cream cut. You know what I'm saying? I feel like that could be in fashion. That would look good. And I could wear a cowboy hat with it. But like a little tiny one with a birthday hat string. Yeah, dude.

Honestly, if you got the berries and cream haircut, that would be so fucking rad. I would be so into that. People are going to go to Google Images and look up berries and cream haircut. Starburst. Because there's a lot of young people that probably listen that didn't see that commercial

when it came out. It's a commercial from 10 to 12 years ago that was on TV for Starburst. Was it 10 or 12 years ago? Yeah, it was. It's a long fucking time ago. Jesus Christ. Isn no fucking way yeah i guess uh it's that was a good commercial but it's it's like a little like prince and he's like weird guy and he's wearing yeah he has his haircut is like a bowl cut mixed with a mullet that's the only way i can describe it well he

has a fryer's haircut doesn't he or it's like flat right here and then it goes down long on the sides like that isn't a friars haircut where no i'm thinking of a monk's haircut where it's like a ring around their head wait what's a friars haircut i'm pretty sure that's what you're talking about it's a friars i'm gonna look dude can we get can we both get friars haircut and that'll be like our look matching friars haircuts how good would that look we'd we'd get so famous for that we'd be like we'd be like models like fashion icons no this this this is a friar's haircut okay yeah that's what i was thinking of we should get fucking friars haircuts dude why do they do that who sat down at some point was like you know what this is what i want my

hair to look like and somehow it caught on as a fucking trend that thousands of men got are you sure you wouldn't want the berries and cream haircut you get the berries and cream i'll get the fryer's haircut someone draw a realistic interpretation of that please like really really detailed me yeah like me with the berries and cream haircut and you with the one again fryer's hair fryer's haircut they both look like runescape like character customization choices berries and cream dude holy fuck i'm gonna watch this commercial right now right no yep i can't see it too bad what the hell dude listen to this little man okay i'll listen to it this is the commercial for all you young people pardon me what kind of starburst did you just say all you young what is it there cream isn't this great it's great wait then he goes on.

Nice. Juicy goodness. I love that commercial. It's a classic commercial. Do you remember those old Skittles commercials that were weird and creepy? Someone was sick and they were covered in Skittles. It was like chicken pot or smallpox. And the guy was taking them off and eating them? Yeah.

And then there was the one where it's like,, there was, like, a tree that was growing Skittles. And, uh, hold on, Justin. What's up? What? What do you need? What does he want? Come on in here. The ticket link works.

The ticket link works. Okay, guys. Shouldn't it have worked at 10? It did. It did work earlier. Wait, did they just now make it available to sell? No. He's already sold a bunch of tickets.

Oh, hell yeah. All right. Then they're selling fast, guys. You better go get them. The website said 21 and up, but it's actually 18 and up, just to clarify. No, he's already sold a bunch of tickets. Oh, hell yeah. Alright, then they're selling fast guys, you better go get them. The website said 21 and up, but it's actually 18 and up, just to clarify. So you can go if you're 18. And I saw some people saying like, oh I'm under 18, but can I bring a legal guardian?

Answer is no, you cannot. Apologies. Wait, wait. You can, but only they can come in. Yeah, you can, but only your mom can come in. Got it. But that's fine if you wanna wait outside and send your mom in. We'll kiss her. If she consents. Or sign her breasts, which Ryan did to someone's mom once because she was really

begging for it. Begging for it sounds weird. That's not what I meant. She was asking for it, dude. She was literally begging you to sign her breasts though and her daughter was right there embarrassed. Do you remember that? Yeah. That was weird. I don't want to embarrass her daughter.

Her daughter was embarrassed right then and there maybe who knows maybe not maybe she was like this is awesome that my mom is doing this they were both very nice people they were they were very supportive of our content I've never signed breasts you are able to cross that one off your bucket list though yeah I guess

I can I'll sign Aaron's breasts have you signed Aaron's, I guess I can. I'll sign Aaron's breasts. Have you signed Aaron's breasts? I'd like to. No, I did sign a breast. It was the last show. It was a guy though. Remember where we signed his nipples? It's not a breast though, if it's a man. I think it's a breast if it's a man, right?

What constitutes a breast? Mammary glands? Yeah, just what... Men have mammary glands. Well, just women biologically are made different in that area and i feel like that's what constitutes as a breast because if men don't have breasts ryan why can men get breast cancer let me let me google do men have breasts do men technically have breasts um why men have breasts men's breasts men have breasts but men have breasts? Men's breasts. Men have breasts, but men have a small amount of breast tissue behind their nipples. Okay.

I think that's because I think like breast tissue and nipples, that's one of those things that's the reason men have nipples is because nipples are something that you have before your gender is determined within the womb. So that's why men have nipples. Fun fact. Oh. See, I don't see any men in there what do you did you just search boobs yeah there's a man right there's a man right there see where well he's wearing a shirt that just says big boobs make me happy it's nothing about him I want I want I want shirts

like that those like awful shirts. Big boobs make me happy. Jesus. Do you remember when you were like 10 going on Google Images or like YouTube and searching big boobs? I remember when I was like 9. I was at my friend's house and we were on the computer and he went on YouTube and just like in all caps typed with one finger at a time big boobs and then searched it. And we looked at what we could see and there wasn't really't really much there what yeah well you know what what dude what that's a breast that is a man's breast man men got the short end of the stick with breasts that does not look good yeah men don't really

have good-looking breasts wait, beer-based man boobs? What? What is this? What if men could just grow beautiful breasts like women? Like perky? Yeah, like round, perky. They're all shapes of boobs. Voluptuous.

Just most men don't have breasts, so when they get them, they usually just don't look good. I have pretty perky breasts. Yeah, they're pretty perky. Mine go, I have like concave breasts. My chest is so flat, they're pretty perky. Mine, mine go, I have like concave breasts. My chest is so flat. They just kind of go in. I look like the guy from hunger, which I watched last night, which is a very good movie.

Steve McQueen is fantastic. It's got a Michael Fassbender as the main character. It's about the IRA in Northern Ireland. Steven Tyler's boobs. Ooh, Steven Tyler. Oh my God. I'm sorry. Steven Tyler's unattractive as hell. I think that's never been up for debate.

Yeah, that's, I don't think anyone's ever been like, what do you mean? He's attractive. Steven Tyler's just, it's all the, it's the, he's had a lot of plastic surgery. He's one of those people that's had so much plastic surgery though, but it's like, it crossed that point of like, oh. Yeah. I think it's the karma from dating that 14 year old. He did date a 14 year old and then have her parents legally change him to...

Well, he didn't have him at gunpoint. I mean, the parents are just as shitty in this situation. Oh, absolutely. But they let Tyler Perry... Can your daughter come on road trips with me, please? Not Tyler Perry. Steven Tyler. Be the legal guardian so he could continue to have sex with her.

That's what I've read. And if that's true, which I believe it is, that's real fucked up. And also, why don't people make a bigger deal out of that when big celebrities do that shit? Like when Paul Walker dates a 16-year-old or Jerry Seinfeld dates a 17-year-old. Like, that's illegal, isn't it? Do they just get away with it because they're big? I don't know. Jerry Seinfeld dated someone who was legitimately in high school.

And he took her to the red carpet. Yeah. He's not even trying to hide it. He's just like, oh, come on. I know. It's like like you can't be that just he's just not all there mentally to think that's like I can

bring her Mr. Jerry Seinfeld Mr. Steven Tyler Mr. Paul Walker R.I.P. rest in peace um don't do that guys don't date under 18 that's weird that's this week's tip don't do that guys don't don't date under 18 that's weird that's this that's this week's tip don't do that you're gonna be looked at with or or your um stepdaughter uh are you talking about uh morgan freeman i'm talking about woody allen oh woody allen yeah

also morgan freeman apparently had a thing with his stepdaughter. Allegedly. But no, that accusation came from like a dude that stabbed her to death in the street. So. Oh. Oh, I did not know that. Yeah. But Woody Allen. Stepgranddaughter, I think.

Okay. That makes it better. Woody Allen. That's a joke. That doesn't actually make it better. But Woody Allen, he, that is so fucking weird to me. joke that doesn't actually make it better but woody allen uh he that is so fucking weird to me how like there's pictures of him holding her hand as like a little kid being her dad and now my god they're they're just fucking and people just give him a pass for the most part they wrote like this

or she wrote what's her name soon lee i love okay if i got it wrong, I'm racist. God damn it. Okay, and also imagine your husband leaves you for your daughter. Woody Allen wife. Imagine your husband leaving you for your daughter. Did I say Soon-Yi? No, I said Soon-Lee. It's Soon-Yi. Damn it. Does she like Korean?

I don't know. Because Lee is a very common Korean last name, so you weren't far off. So, hold on one second. Um. So. So hold on one second. So. So. Here. So you think you can tell.

Here's. Heaven from hell. Oh God. Hold on. Here's little Soon-Lee way back when, just way back in the day. Woody Allen's already balding at that point. He's an old man. And now.

And now you fast forward just a few years what a happy couple uh ah woody woody my boy was it his stepdaughter some whatever it was it was not oh is the adopted daughter of actress maya farrow and musician andre pran which was his wife wife Woody Allen that's fucking weird dude he had no connection not by blood but there's still a kind of like an unspoken thing where it's like

you don't date your adopted daughter or your wife's adopted daughter the article she wrote I was just reading it and I was just like ah oh my god. Woody! She's defending it.

Oh. I'm hard pressed to be like, this is someone who's in a clear state of mind defending their actions or someone who was groomed at a young age. That's probably what it was. Yeah. Well, speaking of that, how about another ad read?

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