supermegashow - EP 118 - Mr. Roboto

Episode Date: November 25, 2018

We talk Ryan's early morning delivery, Cecille eats out, and Matt's got a new speech device. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. Please play responsibly. I'm sitting crisscross applesauce, hands in my lap. Well, actually not my hands are not in my lap, but welcome back to Super Megacast. This is a brand new episode and I ain't saying the number. Once again, I'm done. I'm not saying the number anymore. It's 119, isn't it? Nope. No, 118? I'm not saying. Oh, it is 118. Okay. You shook your head

just to make sure. Yeah, wink wink. But hey guys, we've had another busy week packing merch orders and prepping for the Black Friday merch sale, which before we get into the podcast, let me just throw this out there. Right now, our store is

open again with like five or six new items for Black Friday only available this weekend. You know what my favorite item right now is? Which one, Ryan? It would have to be either the dad hats or the epic epic sweatshirts.

Yeah, the sweatshirts. Yeah, the sweatshirts. I like the patches. Those are really nice. Because you can iron them onto anything. Patches are good, too. Patches turn out real nice. But yeah, guys, go check it out before the store is down. It's only up this weekend for Black Friday sale.

We got pin sets on sale, too. Yes, we do. Go watch the promo. It's on our channel right now and social media. But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all the update we got on our end. We got a lot of games recorded, so a lot more videos coming soon. So excited.

We played... Do you want to give it away, or do you want to let people find out? I'll just say this. We played a lot of old games, and we played a very new game. We did. We did. That's all I... That's it.

Played some fun ones that you might remember from old Flash games, maybe from your childhood. I don't know. I don't want to give anything away. But Ryan, how you been doing, man? I've been doing all right. Just can't remember what we talked about on the last podcast, so I can't remember. I'm like, oh, I watched The Good, The Bad, The Ugly for the first time. You didn't talk about that.

Okay. Well, I did. I saw it for the first time and I enjoyed it. I'm beginning to realize because I've never seen Westerns that much. The only Westerns I've seen would be like the newer true grit like Toy Story no country for old men Toy Story 3 yeah with Lotso Huggin Bear

um yeah I haven't seen that many westerns and I'm starting to like I really really like this genre it's also because I'm hugely addicted to Red Dead right now like yeah you're still playing it like every single night I can see how many hours I've put into it. Let me see this, man.

Let me see. Hold on. It's embarrassing, though. We might have talked about this in an upcoming Let's Play, but I do remember you were playing Red Dead the other night when I had a gift delivered to you. Well, I got done playing Red Dead, and then i went to bed and then around 5 30 i got a phone call from postmates uh and i didn't answer it i didn't know it was from postmates that was a number from from ohio yeah and i never answer when it's a number from like ohio yeah and so i just

hung up and then i got a text that and it it was two pictures, one of a Kleenex box that said ultra soft and one of like CVS store brand that said that was Kleenex that said ultra soft. And, um, why were they, why were they calling you and texting you? See, I didn't, I didn't put it all together. I was like, someone accidentally put my name on the order and it was just like a hassle. I was like, all of a sudden Lego started barking at some point, probably like six, six 30 started barking. So that woke me up again. You think when you pick, it was, it was, it was just like a hassle. I was like, all of a sudden Lego started barking at some point, probably like six, six 30 started barking. So that woke me up again.

You think, yeah, when you, it was, it was, it was, I just, I saw the time.

I want to, I want to say, I want to say when you picture a Saturday, you're like, this is the day I'm going to sleep in. I'm going to sleep in and have a good old Sunday. We'll get into my Sunday after this too. But,

so no, this was, this was Friday night leading into Saturday. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yes. You're, you're correct leading into Saturday. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yes. You're, you're correct.

Was it? Yeah. Okay. And then, um, I go to, so I finally just get to bed. I'm like, fuck all this noise. This has been a horrible night. I get a phone call at like five, five 30. Then I get fucking texts.

Then Lego starts barking. It's fun. It's time for me to get to bed at around six 30. I'm like, that's, that's a late time to get to bed at around 6 30 i'm like that's that's a late time to get to sleep too so i i feel like i was in i was in rem sleep when the phone call woke me up because i remember how disoriented i was and then lo and behold i found out uh no no sorry the next morning i go i go and i uh i check my front porch and i look down and uh there's a CVS bag tied in a knot. And within it is a box of tissues and a huge, huge bottle of lotion.

And that led me to realize, right then and there, I knew what happened. Right then and there, I'm like, yep, Matt, for some reason, postmated me tissues and lube, or sorry, lotion at 5. 5 30 a.m to wake me up on my wonderful weekend and the thing is like i don't know who the prank was on like was the prank to make me like wake up and lose sleep or was the prank on like to embarrass me no i don't know what the prank was it's a funny situation it's a funny situation i It's a funny situation. I thought you would still be awake.

At 5.30? You're always awake at 5.30. Not these days. Well, okay. Well, I was under a previous impression. And I just think it's funny that this Postmates driver at 5.30. I would have loved it if I was up and all of a sudden I got a knock on the door. But I was fast afuck asleep.

I am sorry, dude. I didn't realize that but the postmates driver i'm just imagining like having to go and pick up kleenex and lotion at like 5 30 like someone needs this now and then you know the next night i'm like i'm gonna get a good night's rest then tucker the motherfucker he left his phone in my car and he tried emailing me but i'm not looking at my email that much on the weekends i'm just like relaxing did he have like all day to come and get it all day to come and get it so i fall asleep that night and i hear a doorbell at 4 35 a.m so 4 35 a.m my eyes just dart open did you think it was me again with another postmates order okay first i first thought was it's matt

with a postmates order then second thought, so I looked at my phone. I'm like, okay, there's no text. There's no call. There's nothing to indicate that it was another Postmates order. And I was awake, so I wasn't thinking clearly. So it could have been. Then I was like, oh. Then my mind went to, uh-oh.

Some people ring doorbells late at night to see if people are home, to see if it's a good place to rob that's how your mind always goes to like robbers like always well if your doorbell rings at 4 35 a.m yeah i mean i'd be like if someone rings on my my doorbell beyond midnight it scares me yeah no one's ever coming with good news beyond midnight you know it's never anything positive unless it's kleenex and lotion and then and then all of a sudden it's, it's Tucker at my front door. I open it and he's just like, Hey, uh, so, uh, I left my, uh, phone in your car. And so I'm halfway.

I'm like, okay. Then he just stands still. I'm like, so I thought he was going to be like, can I just get the keys? I'll get the, I'll get the, I'll bring them. I'll bring back the keys and everything. So I had to go get, find my keys, go out to my car at 4.35 AM. I could, I could just, you know, when you go outside at like four something in the morning, you can kind of feel it.

Yeah. Oh yeah. How early it is. You're like, oh God. Yeah. So I'm feeling that. And all of a sudden I hand him my phone. He's like, he's like, yep.

I, uh, my plane leaves in an hour or so. And like in my head, I'm like, how is that my fault, Tucker? How is it my fault? And so he's just like yep yep so uh skiddly doo and then he then he pippered on pippered on back to wherever he went came from and then i ended up being able to go back to sleep oh that's good at least yeah very fun weekend man yeah very fun fun busy weekend i hate getting woken up during rim sleep it's the most most disorienting.

Last night, I got home from work real late. It was like 6.30 or 7. And I was like, okay, I got my place to myself tonight. I'm going to take a little nap. And then I'm going to clean my place up. And I closed my eyes and I woke up and it was like 10.30 at night. And I was drenched in sweat. That's what always happens.

You're always drenched in sweat when you take a nap midday for something. If you take a nap that's not your full sleep, when you wake up, you're just, I was soaking wet. Like I was completely soaked in sweat. Like your shirt will stick to your back. My sheets were wet. Like I sweat that much. And I was like, what the hell? Why did I sweat this much?

And it's been happening every single night too. I just wake up like three or four times a night just covered in sweat. And I'm like, why? This sucks. And then I was just disoriented the rest of the night. Hold on, Matt. Did you interrupt me so I could tell those wonderful stories and so I couldn't tell you how long,

how many hours I've put into Red Dead Redemption 2? How many hours? Are you not interested? No, I'm very interested. Tell me how many hours you got. How many hours have you logged playing Cowboy Games? It's the blue highlighted number. Read them and weep.

The blue highlighted number. 95 hours and weep. The blue highlighted number. 95 hours. That's right, buddy. 95 hours. 95 hours of Red Dead Redemption. How many straight 24-hour days is that, Ryan? Is that four? That is one hour short of four straight days.

Almost four straight days. Damn, you've been busy. I have been busy. You've been real busy. I've beaten the game, and now I started over again, and I'm on my second play through, except I'm going to take a lot longer this time to get through it. I'm proud of you, man. Yeah. I really found a game, and we were talking about, I don't know, this Southern aesthetic, this cowboy old Southern aesthetic. There's something I really like about it. I'm proud of you, man. I really found a game, and we were talking about, I don't know, this Southern aesthetic, this cowboy

old Southern aesthetic. There's something I really like about it. I think it's because of how melancholy it is. It's awesome. I like the broodingness of it. It's a good game. Rockstar worked like a million hours a week on it. Those poor employees. The game is good.

Good job on the game, fellas. They're just like, God god i'm never making another game in my life after that it's just like gta with cowboys well think about being a part of the like most popular game of this generation the problem how many is it sold it sold a shit ton like 17 million copies or something what yeah dude think about if each copy is what 60 bucks how let me let me crunch the numbers 60 times 17 million there's no way 17 million because that's okay sorry rockstar also a lot of revenue sorry wait that's j i'm looking at red dead redemption 2 um sales top 17 million copies yeah what because look when i type seven under two weeks when i type 17 million times it's

60 dollars right yeah all my phone says it's 1.02 e to the 9th and that's a lot of fucking money what is that one one billion what is billion what is 60 17 million times wait 60 times 17 that's 1020 million dollars which is a billion two hundred thousand maybe i don't i can't do my math a billion two million i don't know that's a shit ton of money though who's getting all that money dude i'm looking at this the launch week was even more blah blah blah that's insane the company sold more copies of the game than it sold of the original red dead redemption during its first eight years of release. Holy shit. What the fuck?

It's a cool-ass game. I've been watching Jackson play it at my place. His horse got stuck in a river, and he couldn't get it out, and it was just sitting there with its head peeking out of the water. Watching it makes me really just want to go out into Nevada and ride a horse and be a fucking cowboy. I used to dress up as a cowboy all the time. I had a Woody costume, and I would dress up like that frequently. the time i had a i had a woody costume and i would dress up like that like frequently i'm sorry i was still reading about red dead redemption 2 that's fine right i know my story there's a lot of money dude i'm looking at this they're like

last week the company announced uh sell through of 725 million dollars during the game's first three days of release that's nothing nothing. I mean like Jesus Christ. Because Grand Theft Auto 5. Like got to a billion dollars. In it's first three days it says. Jesus Christ. So that sold more. I didn't know Rockstar had so much fucking money dude.

Does that like mainly go to one person? Or like. Oh Jesus I can't even. The publisher takes it's cut. Which is probably a majority of it and then the studios get their cut I can't even imagine that

like that amount of money hey if you guys buy super mega merch maybe Ryan and I can be billionaires we're working on it right billionaires

yeah with a B trillion we'll be the first trillionaires could you imagine being a billionaire no cause I can't even imagine

being a millionaire I can't even imagine being a millionaire. I can't even imagine being a hundred thousandaire. Yeah. Like that would be sick. If I had a hundred thousand dollars. Like a steady hundred thousand. Not like I've accumulated a hundred thousand in my lifetime. Yeah.

Like if I was able to have a hundred thousand dollars to my name, I would cream my pants to like a large degree. I'd be like yes I'll buy three popcorn machines and three fiats and a butler. And that's what I'd get. And I'll buy an electro larynx. Hello Ryan.

I bought one. I don't know why. I know you did. I love my electro larynx. Do you? It's fucking sick dude. I wonder if you can even understand yourself in the thing. Do it again. Hello. Yeah, I mean, I said hello.

You can make it out in the microphone? Yeah, dude. It's like, if you ever have your larynx removed, this is a thing you use to speak with. And you put it against your throat and then you mouth words. And then they come out of your mouth as like a robot. I saw it for sale and I was like, I've always wanted to try one. Man, it's a machine that people use because they can't speak. Yeah?

Like throat cancer. Yes, I understand that. And me purchasing this probably means that there's somebody that missed out on it that needs it. No, no, I will say this, Matt. Just because, like, if I were to go buy a wheelchair, just a wheel around my house for fun, that's not doing any harm. It's a chair that's made for public consumption. Just like that's a machine made for public consumption. Yeah, exactly.

Used for mainly one purpose, but can be used for additional purposes as well. It can be used for a podcast. It can be used for voice acting. It's a microphone. It's a voice acting machine. Like, I am a robot. See? Yeah.

It works. But I've been having fun. There's two different pitches. There's wah-wah, wah-wah. It pitches there's sick dude i can't do it well i it's but it's take some practice i've been practicing a lot i was sitting in my apartment last night by myself and i was going it's something like that you know okay yeah think about starting a career with it you should you should create an album it's i I am using it for business reasons. We have a sketch.

You could own a wheelchair and not be ableist because, as I said, it's just a chair with wheels. Yeah. Certain people use it to help them get around, but other people use it for fun. You know, I worked at, when I was in plays, they had wheelchairs for characters to be in, and that's for the stage. Well, they were playing the part of someone. But I'm a performer, Ryan. Are you playing the part of someone? I'm a performer right now, and I'm using this device for my performance.

Okay. So, same thing, right? It's a performance enhancer. It's a performance enhancing drug. It's a pill you take, and then your voice sounds like this. I love Aaron's grump head, dude. Yeah, dude, we're just sitting here, and the TV is pulled up, and it's got Aaron's grump head on it just peeking at us. I like to look at it while I record this

podcast to remind me that Aaron's always watching. He's our boss and he'll fucking kill us if we mess anything up. Sometimes I want to take a step back because I see other channels as their own thing. But we're also really integrated into

Game Grumps. What does that seem like? Because we're a part of the grumps cast yeah because we we've been on the game grumps several times we've been on like their mid slot shows when they were the thing we're like in like the pictures and like in like the fan art and like all that other stuff like we're in the Thanksgiving picture and all this other it's or a lot just feel like what is it what does it see like what is it like from a outside perspective are there some people that are just like they're a part of the grumps and don't know about super mega oh yeah yeah yeah absolutely interesting i never want to

be seen i never want super mega to be seen as like a child of game grumps in a way i wanted to be seen as like our own thing because we had it and we were uploading before we even like met with game grumps yeah or like uh joined forces with them we knew aaron at the time but uh we we were we had super mega established before we met uh and like started joining forces with them um so it's like i never want to be seen as a child but we do also have the other job of working with game grumps so it's like we talk about that but i don't want it to ever seem like we're um like super mega is part of game grumps you know it's like it's its own thing i guess that makes sense yes i do i was just like curious on how that's viewed online like dude like are we separated that much in the public eye like or

are is it just like game grumps and super mega coexist on the yeah i wonder well they don't own us no we own ourselves we do and i own my electro larynx yes and you own red dead redemption too i do you know it all it all evens out i own it i own it so good you pwn it i love it i play around I ride horses I kill people I say I'm sorry I pay my bounty you can do that in real life you can't pay your bounty and be completely free

in real life do you think Red Dead Redemption is gonna make like teenagers start riding horses and shooting people well if it's if it did anything like Grand Theft Auto did

then yeah yeah shit dude there were a lot of people driving cars off of the Empire State Building when that game came out yeah I mean that's a serious problem. They had to introduce

some legislature to try to curb that, but it didn't quite work. They had to, one, decrease the size of the elevators in the Empire State Building so cars couldn't get up there. Yeah, because they could fit a perfect car in and they were just letting the cars ride on in. Yeah, they also had like this weird problem where like a helicopter would also get to the top with a car on top with someone standing

on the car on top of the helicopter. Yeah. I remember when they passed that bill. just don't try to recreate games it's it usually doesn't go well oh yeah especially don't wake daddy oh absolutely he will beat you senseless god absolutely he does not just wake up and scream we learned that lesson the hard way but enough of that yeah and now ryan gets in a fight with a man with electro lyrics hey ryan what's up dude how are you good how are you pretty good what pretty good okay sorry i couldn't hear you at first the thing is kind of goof goof no no it's like new sorry it's new to me, not goofy. Goofy. That was an accident, of course. I didn't mean goofy.

Do you think I'm goofy? No, I don't think you're goofy. I was just saying like the voice at first, it sounds like it's like... I'm not saying the voice is goofy. It was a Freudian slip. It was an accidental slip of tongue. I have immense respect for you you better watch who you're talking to you calm the fuck down

shut the fuck up seriously who do you think you're talking to right now I ought to kick your ass motherfucker you try to kick my ass shut the fuck up just imagine you do a fight with a guy and he's just like

I like the act of seeing your voice strain, but like it comes out. The exact same volume. Well, I actually, I need to lower the pitch for when I'm angry. Like, this is normal. This is angry. Yeah. Lower the pitch. All right.

Ryan, tell me a joke. Okay. Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock Who's there?

Banana Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Oranges Oranges who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Banana

Imagine Spongebob with one of those things like every character on spongebob like that's squidward no squids like can you do hank hill's voice with that wait i gotta do the lower one that's the best i can do how about obama one more obama I'd do the lower one. Damn it, Bobby. Damn it, Bobby. I say, oh, bro, Bane. And bro, Bane, because there's a reason. That's the best I can do.

How about Obama? One more Obama. Your most famous one. The famous Obama. Michelle. Damn, Michelle, that ass thick. It's hard to do voices.

What did you say? I said, damn, Michelle, that ass thick. Is it thick? I don't know. See, I don't see women as an object, Ryan, for my consumption.

I don't just look at their post. Why are you putting this on me? You're the one that said it, and I was questioning you. Why are you putting it on me? I'm not grilling you. I'm simply just stating that I don't view women as me. Sure sounds like you're preaching down to me. I'm not preaching down, Ryan. I'm preaching at. Maybe you can learn something from me. Like that, right there.

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Like, ah. I genuinely apologize if this brings back any form of bad memories for somebody. Can you sing a song? I could try. Sing a... I just want to stress that by me using this, I'm in no way making fun of people that have to use one. No, no, no. Or putting them down. I just saw it for sale and I've always wanted to try one.

And, yeah. Can you sing... Hold on. Country Roads. Country Roads. Take me home. West Virginia. Mount Mama.

There's only two pitches. Take me home. You want to try? I can't even get it to work. Stick it on your throat. Yeah. Yeah, like that. Right here?

Yep. Yeah, that works. Yeah, I can hear what you're saying. You said, does that work? What about Mama? My Mama? She sucks your cock? Oh, oh, you want to be a big man, huh?

Anyways. Oh, man, Ryan. Well be a big man, huh? Anyways. Oh, man, Ryan. Well, that about does it for this podcast. All right, so you can just leave it at a 20-minute podcast. People would be so upset. They'd be like, what the hell? I think we've done a podcast where two has been, like, it's been like 29 minutes or something. Why, in the early days, we would release ones that were like 27 minutes.

Oh, yeah, we would. Y'all didn't complain back then, so what the hell? And now we gotta release we gotta release fucking close to an hour long episode. Jesus Christ. I say our podcast on average is like 50 minutes. Yeah. Usually like 50, 55. Anywhere between 45 to like an hour and a half. Just sort of an hour, because usually

we record and we're like, oh, we've been going for an hour and five minutes, that's enough. But then when we cut it down, it's like, we cut like 10 minutes out. Yeah. Um, but Ryan, I wanted cut like 10 minutes out. Yeah. But Ryan, I wanted to ask you a question. Okay. I want to know why you were so mean to me in the dream I had about you yesterday. What do you mean?

What happened? We were sitting in a computer, like a high school computer lab. Okay. And you were sitting, we were sitting next to each other. So our computers were right next to each other. And I don't remember who started it, but we were like messing with each other's computers. each other computers like you know in the computer lab you like flip someone's computer screen upside down yeah it was like that okay then you'd like do it to me and i'd be like dude stop and then started escalating because like you did something to me i'd do something back and then you do

something back because i did something back to you and i remember like you you hacked into my computer and started like deleting everything i was typing from your computer and i remember like i stood up oh I grabbed your arm. And like I scratched it with my nails. Jesus. And you got really mad and you slapped my chest. See, it seems like you were the one that was being mean to me. You were the one that started the physical altercation.

Well, I'm just trying to remember it to the best of my ability, Ryan. Okay. You shouldn't have been hacking into my computer. Look, honestly, like trauma makes it hard for the mind to recollect certain things. So I'm going to give you credit here. So, I mean, honestly, in my dream, I probably did initiate or you might have like reached towards me and that's maybe I grabbed your arm, but then the nails hurt you. So you slapped me in the chest and I reached down and there was like a, uh, there was like

a, like a cooking pan, like to make cookies on. Okay. And I smacked you across the head with it. like a cooking pan like to make cookies on okay and i smacked you across the head with it and then you took out like a white empty bucket and you smashed me across the head and drew blood and then you were in the back trying to wash the blood off the bucket before the teacher came and i was like smashing your computer i mean i remember like i'm looking from the bathroom like scrubbing a bucket it was like they're like punching my computer it was a closet next to our desk with like a sink in it and then uh i remember i was like i'm out of here and i was i was walking to

my car and i remember just thinking like i'm so fucking mad at ryan fuck him god damn it i'm so pissed at him and then uh i remember then i woke up and that's when i was drenched in sweat uh were you still mad at me after the dream well that's the thing i woke up and for like probably the first three seconds of waking up, I was still furious at you. I love how that's how dreams work, and then your body's like, oh. And then I suddenly realized, like, wait. I had a wonderful day with Ryan today.

I'm not mad at him at all. What day was that? It was yesterday. Was it a wonderful day? Yeah, we had a great day. We recorded videos. We had a fun time. We did. It's always a fun time with my friend Ryan. You're right. Thank you, man. I was just like, oh, man, I had a great day with ryan i'm not mad at him at all it's just a stupid dream unless you ever decide to hack into my computer i had a horrifying dream light on me bro all i can describe the dream as is something happened to where this person ended up dead in a car and me and this other person left it and the whole dream was of

me being like horrified that i was gonna get found out for murder and i just remember this impending doom feeling of like just constant scary just constant paranoia and like every now and then it would go to like the scene of like the crime and the cops looking at things and seeing what was going on like putting the pieces together but the thing was i remember it was a misunderstanding you did you kill the person no here's the thing i don't know because it was a dream i don't know all the specifics i can just really recollect the feelings of this dream from what i can gather me or the other and the other person did not murder this person it was this like accident that happened but the way the accident went down there's no other way we could it would be explained

other than a murder so we like our hands were tied it's like either we run or like we'd be like our friend died and they there was the feeling like they were gonna get us anyways regardless yeah like we were guilty even though we weren't and i just remember just that paranoia of like just walking through alleyways and also seeing the like the fuzz yeah the fuzz if you okay if if you were horrifying being accused of murder that you didn't do but you knew you were gonna go down because it was like rigged would you run god i don't know dude i'd because people have been stuck in prison for over 20 years before on false shit. That's terrifying That's like a huge waste of your life I mean say what you will about making a murder

But the first case with Steven Avery where he was actually completely innocent he spent what like 13 years or how many years did he? Spend in prison 18 13 something like that a lot. He spent years in prison and He's a piece of shit no doubt is in prison and he's a piece of shit no doubt but you still have to look at like it was only dna it was dna evidence that helped exonerate him and it's like what but so you put him in jail for something you couldn't even prove imagine like imagine if it happens all the time false confessions actually happen a lot too yeah. Yeah, it's weird. Like, the psychological thing of that. How... What would we do in prison, Ryan?

Have to tough up or... Try to keep to your own. I feel like the guys that try to keep to their own in prison get targeted real hard, though. Which sucks. Because they're just like, I'm just not going to bother anyone. But then people bother them. You don't want to come off as, like, a lone wolf. But I'm...

I'm guessing it's going to be like a cafeteria where there's going to be a table of people that aren't so mean that you can just sit with and therefore not look at. You'll always be as like, what, new blood? Yeah. Well, the thing about going to prison is like, I imagine that it's. This is prison, not jail too. So jail, I think, you know, maybe fine.

You probably got to make friends real fast in prison or like protection. Would you join a gang, Ryan? No. What? The super mega fan club in prison? Because that just means I'm... Why would I join a gang? Yeah, that was for protection.

Oh. No, I would never. Because like, what are your options? Like, neo-Nazis? If you're white, that's like it. Yeah. It's like, okay, I can join the neo-Nazis and that's it. You don't want to join the like Mexican cartel gangs in prison?

I don't think I'd fit in. I don't think they'd let me join and I think they'd probably kill me. They'd kick my ass. Those guys are scary. How do you crank one out in prison? Like you're sharing a cell with someone else. Just do it. Is there just like an agreement?

Like do you still have to try to do it like in private? Or is there an agreement where it's just like, eh, we're all dudes. We're just going to beat off. I feel like it mostly happens and you just hear people at night just dude prison sounds like the like okay here's something for the commons for listeners who have been not jail but like prison for an extended time what are your stories like what was it like how did it change you like what was it like coming back to the real world and like what was the biggest struggle and just some crazy stories i'm genuinely curious if uh any listeners that have been to prison like why did you go

and what did you have to deal with while you were there i've never been to a prison have you no like because i know they can do tours but that doesn't that's not so unfun it's like hey let's go to the place where they keep people in cells all day i just went to like a holding cell place once because my mom has to interview or had to interview cellmates really like to write reports of like crimes and stuff like that down so like i remember one time i just ended up there i didn't actually see anybody but i remember it's like, just like people behind another door. Were they scraping their, their, their tin mug?

Yeah, they had their harmonica. They had their harmonica. They had their little fucking jail dog with them. See, that sounds fun, man. With the keys. Being locked in a cell, you got someone on the top bunk playing harmonica. Got another guy slamming his little metal thing. It's like Shawshank Redemption days.

Yeah, you know? Back in the good old days when you wore, what, black and white? The pinstripe suits? Are there no more pinstripe? Are they just, like, orange now? I'm sure probably there's pinstripes. When did it go from pinstripe to orange? I think orange is easier to see,

and that's why they did that. Because it's, like, easier to spot from afar. That's why, like, life rafts and lifesavers are orange. It's when they throw them out in the ocean. Lifesavers? Yeah, the rings. Oh. That they throw off the ships so someone can grab on and have their life saved. They're orange because it you know, sticks out from the water. I've only

seen the red and white ones. Okay, Ryan. Well, orange stands out a little more, I think. Yeah, it does. It's the exact opposite color on this spectrum. Don't fight me on this. Jesus Christ. Squinting and everything. Blinking really hard.

What if I talked like this? Hey guys, welcome back to Super Megacast. I wouldn't judge you. People actually have lisps. This is like a hardcore like, so welcome back to the Super Megacast. I hope you're having a great day. That ought to be awesome. I wish I knew someone whose voice was like that.

Like, I love lisps. I think lisps are like the coolest vocal trait. Turn you on? Does it fucking turn you on? No, it doesn't turn me on. Don't turn this into a sexual thing, Ryan. Jesus. Are you getting hard over there, dude?

Get your pebbles in a squeeze? I'm not getting my pebbles in a squeeze over nothing. The only thing I like is a woman's breasts, Ryan. That's the only thing in this world that turns me on honest to God. What about her nipples? I said breasts, Ryan. That's the only thing in this world that turns me on honest to God. What about her nipples? I said breasts, Ryan. That includes nipples. Areolas?

That includes areolas. Veins? Sure. If they're part of the breast, it's a breast. Moles? Sure. Bumps? Sure.

A boob is a boob, Ryan. That's a Dr. Seuss book. See, I was hoping you'd do the responsible thing. And then when I said bumps, I would be the responsible adult and tell her to check herself. Because that could be something serious. But you didn't. It's all about you. And sex, drugs, and rock and roll with you, Matthew.

What if those, like, what if I was just, those are the three things I was into. Like, that was my personality was sex, drugs, and rock and roll. Like, all I did was have sex and always tell you about it. I just did all these drugs and I was just obsessed with rock and roll i love hearing about when my friends have sex i whenever they come to me and go i banged i'm like rad i'm like cool dude uh are we in ninth grade it's like i don't i don't really care about the details you know i i've had friends that just overshare their sex life info way too much and i'm like dude do you want to know about my sex life yeah dude let me let me

tell ryan doesn't tell me anything about his sex life i guess i don't i guess i don't tell you anything about mine either because that's that's for that's right you just send it to me on snapchat yeah i like to send ryan videos of me having sex with elderly women and then i'm like cool and then you don't send me anything afterwards. And then you just send me a picture of the girl laughing. And then, who was that? They looked very familiar in that Snapchat. Now that I'm kind of picturing it back.

Oh, you mean Cecile? No. I just want to know, dude, would you still be my friend if I, uh, if your mom married me? No. So if I married your mom, if she split with her husband and married me, you still wouldn't be able to be my friend? Hey, mom? Yeah, baby? Have you been Snapchatting Matt recently?

No, why? Okay, good. I was just making sure. He was telling me that you were sending him lewd pictures. No. That's not true. That's not true, Miss Cecile. I would never do that.

Well, never say never, Ma. Well, I don't think I would do it to Matt. What do you mean she would never do that? Like, am I ugly? Huh? Oh, Matt's asking, is it because of, is he ugly? No, it's because he's too sweet and innocent. You like them bad boys.

No, I would never do that. What if I was a bit of a bad boy myself? What if I wore like a leather jacket and drove a hog? I'm sorry. I love you, Mom. I love you. Okay, what are you up to? What are you up to?

I'm so glad that we decided to talk about this while you're at dinner with your friend. I'm sure she's thrilled. Oh, I'm sure. Okay, baby. Would she possibly send? No. Okay, okay. No, she would not.

What's wrong with asking? Okay, okay. Thanks, Mom. I love you. Love you too, Mom. I love you. Bye, baby. Bye.

I will. Bye. Bye. I had no idea you had her dialing. Did you cover up the speaker? I did. That just, you just launched that on me. I did.

I did. Like, Ryan, fucking, um, maybe I gotta get a hog now. Start driving a hog around. A leather jacket. Just up and down the street with your mom. I have a fucking bandana, like one of those red bandanas wrapped around your heads. And those aviator sunglasses. And like, do some tune-ups in the driveway when she's walking to her car to work and Bandana like one of those red bandanas wrapped around your heads and those aviator sunglasses like

Like to do some tune-ups in the driveway when she's walking to her car to work and be like oh hey Just working on my hog out here get some jeans that are too long and then cut them at the ankles with scissors Or just wrap them around my shoes So I just like that way too long and I just tie them and like not around my shoes. You rubber band them around your shoes. Dude, I remember like my shoelaces were too long when I was a kid. So like this, this, the substitute teacher told me like, Matthew, just tie them around your shoes. So like he tied my shoelaces like all the way around the bottom of my shoes back again. And then they just got tremendously dirty. And I was like, why did they, why did he do this?

Why did he just, why did I just tuck them into my shoe? Like why did he tie them all the way around my whole shoe so I could step in, like, muddy puddles and get my white shoelaces permanently ruined? Dude, I remember that. When I didn't quite know how to tie shoes yet, if I saw they were untied, I would just stick them into the sides of my shoe. I still do that. Like, if I got extra shoelace, I just tuck them in. You're a big baby. I'm not a fucking big baby, Ryan.

What am I going to do with all this extra lace? Cut it and re-sew it. What? You don't sew shoelaces in. Silly. You feed them through like a fishing line. I don't understand why some shoes come with such long shoelaces. It's like, did you guys plan this when you were making the shoes?

It's like, did you decide to make the shoelaces three feet long for the shoe like do you know what i'm talking about you get a pair of shoes and even when you double knot it the shoelaces are still like a foot long they look so goofy and it's like what the hell they look like how i would draw shoelaces like on a cartoon character it's like i'm never gonna need this much shoelace no like maybe they're expecting you to lace it like really intricately but it's like i'm gonna do that i'll buy some special laces. Yeah. For the standard shoes. Or some better shoes. Yeah.

It's like, I'm not going to fucking, I don't need six feet of lace. I'm going to get a pair of shoes that legitimately has six feet of lace. So then my, I make my loops like three feet big. I need to get six feet of lace for your mom. She's a tall woman. You shut the fuck up. Motherfucker. Yeah, I am. You know what I'm saying? you shut the fuck up you motherfucker yeah I am

you know what I'm saying I walked right into that one damn it you did you did I certainly did okay I got a challenge for you Matt

yeah what is it man it's called yellow or not yellow okay ready banana yellow orange

not yellow apple not yellow trick question some apples are yellow you idiot fuck that's true my least favorite type of apple too they are the yellow ones they're just not good they're mushier yeah exactly they're mushier they're not as crunchy who eats that shit it doesn't have that pristine apple flavor it's got like a more dull taste to it. You know what I'm talking about? It's like, who wants to eat a fucking yellow apple? I love a crisp red apple. Like a Fuji apple. Nothing beats a good crisp red, just like shiny. It's like glossy, like a cartoon apple.

You bite into it and then you look down, you see your gums are bleeding a little on the apple, but you don't care. You go for that second bite because it tastes so good. That's not your gums bleeding. That's the dye from the apple mixing with the juice and dripping into the apple, but you don't care. You go for that second bite because it tastes so good. That's not your gums bleeding. That's the dye from the apple mixing with the juice and dripping into the apple. Is it really? Yeah. They coat apples and dye, some of

them, and then spray them with wax, like the same wax that's on like... Birthday cakes? Well, I've never had a birthday cake with wax. Cheese? It's like wax, like candle wax. Wax comes on cheese wedges? You actually have to take it off because you shouldn't eat that it's like can I I chew on that like the wax that comes? In the cheese I love chewing on that so I need to have it falls apart a little pieces in your mouth and then you're like

No, oh dude you ever have dreams. We're just like eating dirt No all right, let's move on to the next topic yeah sure I've had dreams where i'm just like shoveling dirt in my mouth and then i'm like oh i'm gonna try to spit it out but i can't get it out of my mouth is it a reoccurring dream yeah we're like or like i'll have like thanksgiving stuffing in my mouth you're fucking like you go to another fucking dimension when you fall asleep i do man i can barely remember any of my dreams i rarely have dreams and when i you remember all the details everything's so intricate and weird and specific.

It's because I wake up so much during the night. For me, my dreams are, I'll remember there was this car and then, okay, there was one dream that was actually a Matt dream. What was it? Remember the very specific monkey, like panther, jaguar one with my pet monkey. I forgot what episode of the podcast we talked about that in an earlier one but i like i had a dream that my mouth was like just randomly full of thanksgiving stuffing i love thanksgiving and like i was like oh i mean i do too but i i didn't

want it in my mouth because it was like filled and i started like spinning it out of my mouth but it was like regenerating in my mouth so i was like reaching and like scooping this thanksgiving stuff and not like throwing on the ground but it just kept coming and kept regenerating i couldn't get all the thanksgiving stuff in my mouth it was terrifying anybody ever had a dream like that please let me know it was weird getting tired of this long hair really it's a lot what are you gonna do and trim it i don't know i need to i need to do something with it because i need to i don't know just get it thinned out. Yeah. That's probably what I need. They can like keep it the same length, but clean it up and thin it out.

That would be nice. Got that beautiful fucking Jesus hair. Thank you. You have Jesus hair. Do I? Yeah. Is that what Jesus hair is? Yeah.

What is Jesus hair? The hair Jesus had. The hair upon Jesus Christ's bald little head. Dude, what if Jesus had bald? No! Imagine Jesus bald. Oh, his thing broke. I thought you were saying no because you didn't like thinking about Jesus with no hair.

No. Imagine Jesus just as a bald little man. Like a balding dude. Like he's got the long hair, but the crown of his head is bald. So just around the sides there's hair that comes down. But he's also like 4'2". Like Danny DeVito? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But just with long hair going down. He's like, hey guys, it's Christ. He's actually a pretty handsome dude. He just ends up being like really short. The baldness and the height just kind of cuts him short. But his face is really nice. He's got nice facial features. He's got baby blue eyes.

Beautiful. White skin. Little blueberries. That beautiful white skin. Jesus and Santa Claus are white! that beautiful white skin little blueberries that beautiful white skin jesus and santa claus are white i i love uh when people get offended when jesus is portrayed as like a middle eastern man it's like what do you think he was no they don't ever get uh really offended if it's a middle eastern man they only get offended if it's a black man it's like he wasn't but what's the

difference in making him black than making him white because he wasn't white so it So if you make him black, it's the same thing as making him white. It's like almost the same thing. No, it's not. Different races. You're depicting Jesus as another race from what he really is. So why does it change it if you're making him a different? Well, if you made Jesus Asian, I can imagine that would be like the farthest off probably. I don't know.

Yes. Probably. That would probably be the farthest off. Because people would be like, they wouldn't be able to recognize him. At all. Or black. Black Jesus they could probably recognize still. But Asian Jesus they'd be like, who is this?

You gotta look at a picture of Asian Jesus. I'm sure that there's many depictions of Jesus as an Asian. Asian Jesus. That's interesting. Oh man. Ryan, guess what today is? I just realized. Not as of recording this but

when this drops it's officially the christmas season you can listen to christmas music really i i'm gonna when is the christmas season like the day after thanksgiving today's black friday guys uh do us all a favor and please be respectful when you go black friday shopping and turn your phone horizontally to film the fights. Thank you. Go get some good deals, but you're going to find the best deals. You're going to find the best deals, the best merchandise at supermegashow.net if you want some Super Mega merch. That's a good gift for Christmas.

We're going to try to get all of these out. I think we should be able to get all of them out before Christmas, most definitely. Quick update on the merch. We're not actually getting a lot of it in stock until December 7th. So we won't be able to get the orders out as fast this time. But they should still, as soon as it's here, we're going to pack them and ship them out. Yeah, and like follow our social media because we have a lot of updates on there.

Yeah, we'll always update things there. So go supermegashow at Twitter. And because we'll always post updates. Why? I don't know. I just wanted to see your reaction. I just look over and Ryan's flashing me a picture of Doge. Just a Doge picture on his phone.

But the way you flipped it out was like you're presenting like... It was like how an FBI agent would present his badge. But it was just Doge on your phone. Or was like how an FBI agent would present his badge like whoosh. But it was just Doge on your phone. Or how Louis C.K. would display his cock. When? Did he ever do that? Well, yeah, he did it.

But like is there a place where I could have seen that happen? Probably. Some hotel room somewhere. That's true. He liked to do that. Bad Louis. Bad. Your show was good.

Why'd you have to do? Why'd you have to whip your penis out in front of people? Stop showing me doge? Always get to God. This is the trifecta my good buddy Matt doge and the beta male smile. Why am I like up there? Those are on an equivalent tier, but why am I lumped in with that i don't get that does it hurt your feelings yeah what would it sound like if someone is being tased while they had that oh my god like i can't tell if this is awful laughing with it's probably pretty awful we're not we are not by any means demeaning or making fun of people that need to use one of

these medically we are not showing any disrespect we do not mean any disrespect to anyone that has to use one and our sincerest apologies if this brings back that if one of your closest friends had to use one of those would you still have purchased one yeah would you send them a snapchat if you went bald i would shave my head bald if you got a wheelchair i'd use a wheelchair i mean it's more likely that you go bald first before me. And why is that, Ryan? Huh? Oh, yeah, why is that?

I don't know, just, uh, is that a widow's peak I see? What do you do? It's just like... I do. I do have a widow's peak. Yeah, but widow's peak doesn't mean, like, hair loss. It's just the shape of your, I don't know, hair line. Urethra.

Okay. Dude, I'm so scared of going bald. It's in my family. Are you? Yeah, I'm terrified of going bald it's in my family are you yeah i'm terrified of going bald but i can't do anything about it like it's one of those things where like if my genetics are in favor of going bald i cannot stop that it's just gonna happen i just hope that it starts from the top of my head not my hairline because you can fix like you can like grow your hair back on the top of your head but if it's your hairline you can't do anything about that yeah so i'll do it on mustin get those hair plugs he fixed his hair did he get hair plugs he was balding like 10

years ago so bad really now he has like a beautiful head of hair because he got expensive ass hair plugs elon musk do they grow and everything yeah is it like it's like a transplant of hair on your head oh my god is that really what he looked yeah? Yeah, like he did it He has money This classic picture of him Yeah, that was his hairline Isn't that crazy? Elon fucking Musk You look, damn Like if I was balding that bad and I had the money

I would get that How much do you think it costs to get a hair plug? I mean, going bald is not the worst thing that could happen I feel like a lot of potential partners really don't care if you're going bald I mean, maybe if you're going bald at like 17 but like you know jake and logan they're on the way you can see that hairline that hairline is high some of my cousins and family members started going bald in high school oh that's rough i like i knew i knew some people in high school that uh one kid in particular who started going bald in junior year of high school yeah i knew some kids like

that and i i mean i naturally i have a big forehead so my hairline looks kind of high already sure but i've had whatever you need to tell yourself if i look back at pictures of me when i'm 16 i still have like the same like big ass forehead but there was a period where like i never really noticed it and then i finally noticed it one day. And I had a panic attack almost. I was like, oh, I'm going bald. And then I realized, oh, wait, I just have a big forehead. Do you have a big forehead? Yeah.

Your forehead seems pretty... Why are you laughing, Ryan? What's funny? Why are you legitimately laughing at my appearance? No! I can't help my hairline. I can't help my forehead. Why are you genuinely laughing at my appearance? I was laughing because I was imagining if your hair was cut that way

There would be nothing but your big forehead But it would still be long But it's still long on the sides But the front is just cut off Like just this How bad would that look Like I have zero bangs Ryan

I just again I say this every few months I just want to applaud you again look like I have zero bangs Brian if like I just again I say this every few months I just want to applaud you again for legitimately letting me shave a receding hairline into your head from my two lovely uncles that took fucking commitment dude I wouldn't let anyone do that oh really that took fucking

would you not do it for the bit it depends on how good the video is I had I guess with me you cut your hair anyway so I buzz my head also Would you not do it for the bit? It depends on how good the video is. I had faith in my two lovely uncles. And you only cut your hair anyway, so. I buzz my head also, and I don't have any qualms about buzzing my hair, but I feel like you would, because I feel like you like your hair, and you don't want it buzzed. Here's the thing. You have a nice shaped head. I have a weird shaped head, and a small head.

I don't think. You have a very regularly shaped head. I think I have a Tom Hanks ass head. Very long. Dude, look at my face. I got like a weird ass like ghost face so if I shave my head I'm really gonna look like I'm either a neo-nazi or I'm deathly ill so I'd rather not go down either one of those paths

I'd just look like a skinhead if I shaved my head I'm like skinny and tall did I not look like a skinhead because I shaved it I did the skinhead shave where it's like it's not completely bald but it's still bald like half a millimeter well skinheads didn't start out as like a neo nazi yeah it started out as like for the working class of i think the uk and then it got hijacked by neo nazis yeah the first time i buzzed my head there was after we dyed our hair and then the second time what was chris i've only buzzed twice or did i after we dyed our hair and then the second time was Chris. I've only

buzzed twice or did I do it three times? I can't remember. I think twice. Chris let me legitimately shave like the entire top of his head but leave the sides so he was just like. Because he was already shaving his hair. Yeah I mean both you guys were so that's why we were able to do that for the bit. My hair doesn't grow fast. Well I was actually growing

my hair out at the time if you remember. I was like you know what I want to try to grow my hair out. but then i held you at gunpoint and i was like ryan no i emotionally manipulated you into shaving your head i remember you came in and i told you like i was like if we're actually going to do this idea i don't want it to be like oh this is a fun idea at the time and now we're gonna shave your head and take goofy pictures and then not do the idea like if we're actually committed to doing this idea i'll do it because it's because it's really good and it's a good bit. I remember like there was probably a week though,

a week to two weeks while we were shooting where you had to just keep your hair like that. Didn't I just come into like work with a hat? Yeah. But like going to the grocery store and shit or just like walking around our apartment complex, you would just have your fucking head like that. With like this shitty ass, shitty hairline

and everything. It would catch you off guard every now and then you'd walk in my room to tell me something or when you had to say something like dead ass serious to me i wouldn't be able to take you seriously because you had that stupid ass haircut is what it's well i mean after shooting though i just got to shave all shave it all off yeah thankfully yeah but now now i've been growing it out for how long i don't even know over a year has it been over a year since i've cut my hair yeah it's been over a year i guess when did when did we make two lovely uncles over a year ago we made it in like may of 2017 but we didn't upload until like september because we spent

so long editing it so was in may may was was when you did the haircut, the shave. Okay. I'm just wondering like, as a friend, do you, because if it were up to me, I hate getting haircuts and this is probably one of the reasons I just did this is because like I just want to have, I've never had long hair. Are you asking if it looks better short or long? No, should I? I'm not asking that yet because eventually I will cut it. Like eventually I will. I just know. I'm not've never had long hair. Are you asking if it looks better short or long? No, should I? I'm not asking that yet, because eventually I will cut it.

Eventually I will. I just know. I'm not going to keep it this length forever. Definitely going to cut it within the next year or two, probably. It'll get way too long. You don't want to be one of those guys... Well, I'm saying I don't know what too long is. Because when you look at Tucker...

Right now is good. I think any longer is when it's going to start approaching too long like right here like not even like i think if you like another inch is too long okay so you should keep it it looks really good now you should keep it like that length like that's a good length maybe a little shorter even if you wanted like you could definitely go like a little shorter i think i liked it when it's a little bit shorter yeah but at the same time like what stops tucker's hair from ever being too long you guys have different types of hair because his hair is very straight and thin yeah yours is different yours like kind of curls up with the bottom also you got thick hair and he has thin hair yeah that's

the thing is like because everyone has different hair and different hairstyles different lengths look different on different people but i think for you personally if it gets longer it'll curl around too much and i don't think it'll look that good if it's longer. Okay. But I think you have such good hair that when you cut it short, like really short, it looks fantastic and when you grow it out this length it looks fantastic. So you can't really go wrong. Oh, why thank you. Thank you very much.

Maybe with a bowl cut you could go wrong. But you do have such nice hair. You never know. You never know. Hold on, wait. I'm just trying to legitimately picture the bowl cut. I could do it. That would look funny as hell.

Okay, here's the thing, though. Before I cut my hair to make it look better, we need to think of, like, a sketch. Because I will, I can do a goofy haircut again. When you say cut it, you mean, like, cut it, cut it? Like, next time you cut it, would it be, like, straight? When I get that sick fade and gel swish to the right. And that looks really good on you, because you got a nice head of hair. You got, I'm very jealous, because you have thick hair, and I have, like, incredibly thin hair. So styling it is really tricky. And I have crazy cowlicks because you got a nice head of hair. I'm very jealous because you have thick hair and I have like incredibly thin hair.

So styling it is really tricky. And I have crazy cowlicks on both sides of my head. It sucks to style thick hair. Because it's hard to control it. But it holds up the volume. It's impossible to style my hair. Well, I don't like the volume that much. I think it looks poofy and goofy.

It makes my head look bigger. My head's already big as it is. I think it looks great. Oh, thank you. You're so sweet. That's the style. You don't want it flat on your head. That looks weird.

You gotta have it like, if you're gonna style it, you know, cut it short on the sides and back, but a little longer on the top, a couple inches, and style that shit. Thank you. Yeah, dude. Looks good. I say it's time for an ad read. We're nearing the end of the podcast. Let's read a little ad.

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Oh, thank God that we have less money because we didn't get to read a second ad yeah but uh i just want to give uh for all the people buying merch today and this weekend again like it makes me legitimately almost tear up like i get heavy in my chest seeing you guys support us because it helps us make our dreams come true and put more money into the channel um and also because we live in california holy shit they take a lot of taxes it's like 35 or something it's like fuck that's a lot of money uh uncle sam really reaches in our pockets and takes his good but it's for the border wall so it's worth it right yes yeah so um jesus christ dude it's so like taxes oh my caravan's coming matt it's coming dude they

haven't talked about it once on the media but i know know it's coming. I know for a fact it's on the way. They're bringing super mega fans. Not the best people. But Mr. President, they are the best people. We love the fans. Shh, you're a terrible person. I don't want to hear it. Sit down.

That's a stupid thing to say. Do you think anything? No. I don't. Never mind. I was going to ask you some political stuff because i'm not caught up on some of the i could fill you in i was just gonna ask like what's what's the rundown of what's going on with china because i know we were kind of getting into

a trade war type situation with them in a while that's kind of died down i think has it died down tariffs are more expensive though and when we order merch I definitely see the little extra price tag slapped on there because of tariffs. And I remember like a month or so ago we were also getting a fight with Canada over certain things. I can't remember what it was like paper or something. Just always fighting with people now over stupid shit. No but like I

okay. I'm just trying to, I just don't I've kind of stopped getting clued in on politics. Yeah. Because even the... That's fine. Well, even the president doesn't care as much about politics as he cares about entertainment.

And so I guess I'm just like, I'll just focus on the entertainment. I'm a big politics boy. I love reading about politics and shit. Yeah, but right now it's just kind of like... It'll be interesting to see what happens in the next two months before the house and senate change like if the republicans do anything before they go like to try to make it harder for the democrats when they take power and then what the democrats will do once they take power because i mean it's a it's

always a tug of war it's a big tug of war they're whipping each other and i'm serious i'm gonna buy a bullwhip so i can start when someone pisses me off in the office. Like when Brent comes in and cracks a wise remark to me. Like, hey, why don't you throw away all this trash? I'm going to get my whip and I'm going to slap him across the face with it. And he'll be screaming. It's a bullwhip, right? Yeah, bullwhip.

That's for whipping bulls. And Brent is a bull. He's got those horns sometimes. And I will tame him. I will tame that beast. You know? Would he fire me yes if you whipped him across the face of the bullwhip I would 100%

confirm that he would fire you I put money down on it actually I'm very confident like the money he stole from you today he still has a dollar I went up to him did you notice that yeah like he started taking the money off of my desk. He's like, why is this money just sitting around? I'm like, well, it's my desk.

So it's not really just sitting around. It was what, like $21 in fives and ones? No, it was around $16. Yeah, yeah. And he took it and he's like, this is mine. But then he actually wouldn't give it back. He put it in his pocket. And then we started, I was joking around with him about it.

And then he moved the subject. And then I noticed that we were really off the subject now. I was like, no, you know what? He's clever that way, man. I was like, I still notice my... Then he pulled this whole thing where he pulled the one, the five, and the ten out of his pocket. He was like, you can have two. And then I took the five and the ten.

He's like, really? You're going to do me like that? And then he took them back and then made me do it again. And I did the same thing. Well, I went up to him and I was like, I'm here to collect some dues from my partner. And he's like, he wants that dollar? And I was like, that ain't your dollar, boy. And he's like, he really wants that?

What? Does Brent live in the office and live off of canned soda and pretzels? Probably. I mean, I get, he's like, it's only a dollar, but it's your dollar. It's more on... What if I took a dollar from you and you give it back and I'm like, Ryan, it get, he's like, it's only a dollar, but it's your dollar. It's more on. Like, what if I took a dollar from you and you, like, give it back?

I'm like, Ryan, it's a dollar. I know. It's like, the point of the matter is. It's not about the money. It's about the principle. It's the principle, not the amount that you've taken. You can take a penny from me and it's just like, it's just the fact that, I don't know. Why wouldn't it be so petty over a penny, Ryan?

But a dollar, you can do a lot with a dollar. Not anymore. You can do a lot with two dollars now. You can do a lot with a handful of dollars on supermegashow.net on the Black Friday merch drop, which is out right now in the description. Supermegashow.net Get that merch before it's gone, because I don't know

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us out helps us fund the channel more projects we got more movie reviews more mail videos all that stuff on the way okay like you're pooping I'm holding okay then we get we better go now because I don't want to be around that. Okay. All right.

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