supermegashow - EP 119 - Cigarettes and Milk

Episode Date: December 1, 2018

Matt and Ryan talk about their Thanksgiving, war, and THE Steve-O. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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19-plus and physically located in Ontario. Gambling problem? Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. Knock, knock. Who's there? Super Mega Cast. Super Mega Cast who? Super Mega Cast episode 119. Yeah, we're back and better than, with a new podcast that's geared towards children. Yeah, this one's just for kids,

guys, so if you're over the age of 10, turn it off. Alright, so... Let's get fucking down to brass tacks, kids. You can't swear if you're talking to the children. No, they need to learn. Yeah, they should learn. You know our merch? Take your mommies and pappies credit cards.

And just enter the numbers on the front And the three digits on the back I miss that guy What was it, Voice Over Pete? Yeah He's still around, dude He has his own YouTube channel now I got 500,000 subs in one week

He has his own website now Damn, Voice Over Pete is killing it in the game Guys, he is Seriously, word up to Voice Over Pete He's done a lot for like The year He's gonna be in YouTube Rewind, no doubt. Oh, yeah. If he's not in YouTube Rewind, then

fuck YouTube. Absolutely, man. Like, he's been one of the greatest memes of 2018. Do you know how slow time's going, Ryan? Johnny, Johnny, Yes, Pawpaw? That was only three months ago. Nuh-uh. Yeah. It came out before then, though. Oh, no, it's been like out for years. In fact, we? That was only three months ago. Nuh-uh. Yeah. It came out before then, though.

Oh, no, it's been out for years. In fact, we knew about it two years ago. But it only became popular then? Yeah, Ryan and I knew. We used to sing Johnny, Johnny, Yes, Paw Paw like two years ago. Johnny, Johnny, Yes, Paw Paw. Just like we used to jam out to that.

Hey, man, I think of you. Way before it was a meme. And then it blew up. And then we were like, I don't want to be a hipster on this one but we were listening to that way earlier was Simpsons a meme before Frank did

his whole Simpsons stuff or did he kind of catch that wave as it was going I think he caught it right when it was starting to crest that's awesome I miss Frank I miss him too Frank I doubt you're listening to this but we miss you we miss you a lot, Frank.

We saw him recently. We'll see him at the next show too, which, by the way, is coming up December 16th. Tickets are almost sold out. More than 80% of them are gone. So if you were planning on going, now would probably be the time to secure those tickets just to make sure. As I said, we only have a few more left. That means that we're probably gonna sell out yeah within the within the week it's at the regent uh in downtown la and also

uh wrap a present and bring it for us to do a live mail opening because it's christmas and we'll stick it under the tree and then open it up live on stage that's 400 people what if each person okay that's like 100 presents we can't even get. Each... Then we'll pick some out and open the rest up in a video. We gotta bring a trash bag to put all of them in. What, you're calling them trash now? No, I'm saying because it's easy to carry all of the presents out in a trash bag. Santa has his big sack.

I don't have money to buy a big ol' Santa sack. Yeah, that shit's expensive. So we gotta use... Santa's sack is just a fuckin' decorative trash bag. That's all it is, man. It's just a big ol' decorative trash bag That's all it is man It's just a big old decorative trash bag It's just a big old sack Drawstrings just like trash bags have

Trash bags have drawstrings Exactly Yeah dude That's all I'm saying Well please come to the show Ticket link will be in the description Felice Navidad my friends My friends Felice Navidad

And guys Guys guys guys Hope you've all been well Fellas Fellas Hope you've been doing well and to the ladies hope you've been doing well too Ryan how have you been I've been alright just let me guess playing Red Dead Redemption yeah I'm still playing

like the fourth podcast it's like how you been good playing Red Dead Redemption that's pretty much all that my life is I go home I uh smoke up what like cigarettes oh thank god uh smoke up what? like cigarettes oh thank god I smoke up

some cigarettes and I play some Red Dead Redemption 2 I go home I smoke six cigarettes I texted Ryan on Thanksgiving and I was like

hey man what are you doing for turkey day? and your response was smoking cigarettes and drinking milk and I responded I was like

living like a king is that really what you did? yeah I uh and drinking milk. And I responded, I was like, living like a king. Is that really what you did? Yeah. In the morning, I got some, I poured myself a nice tall glass of milk, went outside with Lego and enjoyed some cigarettes and some milk. The breakfast of champions.

And then for my Thanksgiving lunch, I ordered myself some Popeyes and watched King of the Hill and then continued Red Dead Redemption 2. That sounds fun. I did bust on over to Aaron and Susie's place for a little bit because they were having a shindig. I popped in for like about like an hour and a half, two hours. Did you bring a gallon of milk and some cigarettes? No, I didn't. I did bring cigarettes, but I didn't bring a gallon of milk.

Did you bring enough to share with the class? No. Johnny, what is that? There better be enough for the class. That's my old man's smokes. Everybody better get one. Dude, I love milk. I love milk and cheese.

Milk and cheese are so good. I know you do. You're a big dairy proponent. God, dairy is so bad for you. It is, though. That's the thing. I've been feeling like shit lately, and I wonder if I should cut out

dairy. I'm going to start with sugar. I need to cut out sugar, but it's like my mom went on some diet where she cut out sugar and dairy for a month, and she said two weeks in. It sucks at first. You feel awful, but she said two weeks in, she just felt amazing. Just energy all day. You just feel good. Aren't humans not supposed to-

But now you would say she's not doing as well and the cow is having a cow. What's that supposed to mean? What? You calling my mom fat? No. Are you sure about that? I'm sure. I guarantee if my mom listens to this, she's not going to be happy.

Also, apologies for the background noise, the recording power hour in the room next door. And they don't care about Super Mega. So they'll just be as loud as they want. But the moment we raise our voice over two decibels. They'll Hour in the room next door. And they don't care about Super Mega. So they'll just be as loud as they want. But the moment we raise our voice over two decibels, they'll bust in the room and tell us to shut up. I'm getting sick of it, Ryan. I'm going to burn this whole office down. Tucker will come in.

Do his little Tucker-isms. His little Tucker Prescott-isms. So, sorry, but hey, so, yeah, got to film Power Hour. So, yeah. It's such a perfect Tucker. But imagine, like, Tucker has you a gunpoint. He has a gun to your head. And he's supposed to kill you.

He's like the Don. Yeah, he'll be like, so, yeah, I didn't want to have to do this. But leave me no choice. So, sorry. And that's the last thing you see before lights out. Didn't want to have to do this, but leave me no choice. So, sorry. And that's the last thing you see before lights out. Just Tucker with that goofy fucking grin on his face where it's terrifying. His eyes just beating out of his head. Yeah, his eyes really pop.

When he does that one grin, his teeth shine like the light of a thousand Minecraft diamonds. And his eyes bulge out of his head. And the veins throb upon his forehead. And you just see him. And you see that at the other end of the gun. And then you see him start to pull his finger back on the trigger and then night, night. You don't even hear anything. You don't. You don't.

Lights out. Lights out. You can't even register what's going on. I think it's really just like lights out. You get shot in the head and just like flip a light switch. Some people survive. Yeah, that shit sucks. Well, no, it's great that they survive, but it's like, I'm sure that comes with its own

set of... Well, some people like stick a gun in their mouth and pull the trigger and then end up paralyzed. Yeah, that is really not a pleasant reality to exist in. Yeah. Not fun. Probably not fun for the family members who have to walk into... I don't think it's fun for anybody remotely involved in that situation.

Yeah. That sucks. So don't do that thing, guys. That's this podcast message. But also, that sounded like I was about to give a rebuttal to that. I'm not. I was changing the topic. Okay.

I've been watching a lot of Jackass. That's been my thing this week. Okay. I bought the first season of the TV show. So you ditched Family Guy, it seems. No, I didn't ditch it. In fact, I watched two episodes of Family Guy this week. I watched the newest one, and it was Hot Garden.

You were watching multiple episodes every day, Matt. Ryan, I have been busy with merch. I have been busy with Game Grumps. I have been busy with Super Mega. And now you're busy with? Sometimes, Ryan. You know, let's say you have chicken for dinner every night, okay?

Yeah, and you love chicken. Chicken's like your favorite meat. You're gonna really enjoy it. Chicken is not my favorite meat, Matthew. Okay, well, this is a hypothetical situation. Chicken's your favorite. You can always eat chicken. Chicken is not my favorite. Pork. No. Cheese and milk. Yes.

Alright? You have cheese and milk. Yes. All right. You have cheese and milk for dinner every single night. And cigarettes. Cheese, milk, and cigarettes. Yes, that's your dinner. And you love it. You know, you can't get enough of this stuff. I dunk the cigarettes in the milk like they're cookies. Jesus Christ.

That's disgusting. I fucking sop the juices out of them with my lips. I go. God. And I suck the juices out of them with my lips. I go. God. And I suck the milk out of that tobacco stick. And you wipe and you wash it down with a bite of sharp cheddar. And I take a bite out of the cheddar and swish everything around in my mouth. Kind of like you do with mashed potatoes and turkey and all.

What? You don't swish it around your mouth. What are you talking about? Mashed potatoes and turkey? Mashed potatoes and turkey and stuff. You put all the foods inside of your mouth at once because it's great. Oh, I thought you meant like gargle it, like swish it around. When you said swish it around, I thought you meant like how you do with mouthwash.

But I was thinking of like potatoes and turkey. You don't gargle that gravy, son? Gargling gravy sounds like a euphemism for having a jacqueline in your mouth. You know what's disgusting? Wait, I didn't finish my Family Guy thing. There's going to be some nights where you're like, I still love this milk and cheese and cigarettes, but tonight, maybe I'll have a Swisher Sweet

and some Cheez-Its, you know? Why would I ever have Cheez-Its over milk and cheese? Because maybe you're a little tired of it, but that doesn't mean you don't love it. And I can't smoke a Swisher Sweet. Yes, you can. I can't. I can't inhale that smoke is what I'm saying.

Why not? Because it's cigar smoke. Can you really classify a Swisher Sweet as a cigar? It's a cigarillo. You got to puff it like a cigar. You can't smoke it like a cigarette. On Thanksgiving, I went to a gas station because I really wanted to get some nice cigars to smoke with me and the boys did you uh well it was late at night and we went to a gas station hey do you guys have cigars he's like oh yeah over here he's like we have

black and milds and swisher sweets and i was like well i don't know if you can say those are cigars you should have gone to a tobacco merchant they were all closed of course but you should have gone earlier in the day i know i should have captain hindsight a tobacco merchant. They were all closed. Of course, but you should have gone earlier in the day. I know I should have, Captain Hindsight. You know, they fucking, they plan this wonderful meal for you, and you can't even plan to get some fucking cigars during the day? They were like, okay, go get cigars. That was like my job. And I was like, I'll wait until the, you're like, I'll just get them at night.

Well, even though they're preparing my Thanksgiving dinner for me and really working hard. Is that what I sound like? That nasally, like, brat, like. Even though I're preparing my Thanksgiving dinner for me and really working hard. Is that what I sound like? That nasally brat? Hey, but I was busy all day working on merch stuff that day. Okay. So while y'all were stuffing your little pie holes, laughing it up with your family members, I was slaving behind a computer desk with sweat dripping from my brow for the pleasure of the viewers.

I'm just kidding. I don't want to guilt you guys for anything. I did it because I wanted to, and I wanted to get you guys that good merch. Did you like Aaron's party? Yeah, Aaron's party was fun. I went before anyone was there because I had to work on the stuff really bad,

so I just stopped by a couple hours before everyone got there because I knew I wouldn't have time later. Because it started at four or something. I was there from like two to four. I left right as Jory got there and a bunch of people everyone got there because I knew I wouldn't have time later. Because it started at 4 or something. I was there from like 2 to 4. I left right as Jory got there and a bunch of people were getting there. Yeah, Jory was there when I was there. I think Ross was there. Ross got there before I left.

They were playing Jackbox. They weren't doing that when I was there. Obviously, I'm not fun enough to play with. Guess not. That's disappointing. But speaking of Jack, I have been watching Jackass and I bought the first season of the TV show. Such a nice nostalgic show. I don't know why.

It just takes me back to being like a teenage boy. It's just so much fun. But when you watch it, you don't get angry like you would a Paul brother. Yeah, I don't get angry at these guys. The things that slightly bother me, like when Steve- When Steve-O went on the Corolla show. That was- The Adam Corolla thing.

Let's talk about Steve-O. Steve-O has turned his life around to a crazy degree. And you got to give the guy crazy respect because he had the crazy. Yeah, let's give Steve-O a round of applause. Good job. Steve-O, come on the podcast if you want. Holy shit, I would love to have Steve-O on. You were on Game Grumps.

He sat on this couch. Yeah, why not? Why not come on our podcast? I saw him in real life once and listened to his voice. Because you fucking blow. Thanks, Steve-O. Steve-O, come on. Steve, dude.

wants to listen to his voice you fucking blow thanks steve oh come on steve dude steve oh like he went from rock bottom which was around the time when he went on adam carolla's show into that interview where he was just i don't know what he was on but he was on something um and adam said is like we gave him a few drinks behind stage that's not smart for someone that's an addict like we thought it'd be fun to give him a few drinks i doubt it was just a few drinks with the way he was acting. No, that was not alcohol. That was... Whatever the fuck that was.

That was like PCP. He had a PCP addiction and cocaine and nitrous oxide. It's a gallon of PCP. Oh, that's sketchy. That's classic. But it's crazy how Steve-O just like turned his life around.

Like found a homeless dog, kept it for his own. Like Steve-O's awesome. He's in a relationship now? I love Steve-O though. I don't know if if he's married but i know he's in a pretty solid relationship from his instagram but man i would love to do something with steve-o whether it's like a we do a cooking video with him or we uh we just we go out and do something we play a game with him or we have on the podcast we could play we could play a four square with him the game with

the ball yeah you make the four squares that you played in like PE in high school. Yes. I hated that game dude I sucked ass every single time I didn't know if there was like a video game called foursquare. There's a website called foursquare I think right? What is foursquare for? You're thinking of Squarespace? No isn't there like a site called foursquare? There's a site called fourskin Like that one? That's see that's me using my best joking abilities but steve-o please come on we would love to have you anytime we're in the la area and ryan want to see you live and in the flesh i've seen you before steve-o at the hollywood

improv um you were shooting a promo for the hollywood improv in the back room was that for the game we were there for game was like Nick Schwartzen was there or whatever? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nick Schwarzenegger? Yeah. He's related to him? He's pretty drunk. He was very drunk.

He walked in the room and he like belched and then was like, whoops, and then walked out. But yeah, I mean, Steve-O, like, that's crazy. And then I've been trying to follow up on Bam recently and Bam just seems like... The last thing I saw of him was that Vice, was it Vice? And Bam just seems like... The last thing I saw of him was that Vice... Was it Vice? Some people did a documentary thing about him

and his trying to get out of alcohol addiction. Yeah, it seems like he's a pretty bad addict now. He's falling back into it, unfortunately. Yeah, and I saw a TMZ interview with Steve-O where he was trying to say that Bam needs to turn it around. I'm thinking, wow, the comments were like, if Steve-O is telling you to turn it around, then you should probably turn it around i'm thinking like wow if the comments were like if steve-o is telling you to like turn it around then you should probably turn it around just bam was i guess

just putting it i don't i don't know i mean obviously like it's all like situational yeah well you don't fall into like alcoholism usually unless you know a genetics but be your situation well a lot of the guys had substance abuse problems like on the show but i guess just due to unfortunate circumstances and like a mix of just that environment it just kind of deep-rooted itself into his life yeah and like well it's like of course i'm not gonna armchair it but like just going off of watching jackass and well they wouldn't see how they wouldn't do it on set and i the guys would get really mad if steve-o would show up like hi i don't think they would shoot he would show up a lot like that he he had stories where he like show

up like and jackass when he was like fucked up wild boys sometimes he was fucked up like a terrible drug addiction yeah and i remember he i think he was actually going to commit suicide and that's when they took him to rehab and there's those pictures of him right before they took him to rehab where he's like on the floor like vomiting with like 60 nitrous oxide containers

Jesus Christ but he got help and he stuck to it that's awesome I know someone who was like a terrible terrible alcoholic but then they went to rehab

and now they've been sober for three years and run an AA group every week and that's awesome look at that yeah if you guys are struggling with substance abuse you can you can and now they've been sober for three years and run an AA group every week and that's awesome. Look at that. If you guys are struggling with substance abuse you can

we believe in you. You can grapple that. You can tackle it. Steve-O can do it. My friend can do it. You can Pokemon Go to therapy. Pokemon Go to rehab. What if Hillary Clinton came on TV and she's like i have an announcement

i am pokemon going to the 2020 election then she dabs oh my god wait hasn't she dabbed before yeah she's dabbed she was on ellen and she was like yep oh man that was one of her campaign to reach out to the youth was not did not go well. Nothing will ever make me cringe as much as when I can't like what a candidate did when like I don't know if this was during the candidacy or whatever. But when he did the hotline bling thing. Oh, Donald Trump is so awesome. Got me on the cell phone. Tell me what that hotline bling. Oh, yeah, that was I hate when like a show especially like Saturday Night Live

Puts like a celebrity into a bit And the only reason it's funny is just cause it's the celebrity But they're so bad at acting and it just doesn't fit And it's like this sucks But the audience is like Just cause it's the celebrity Like I was re-watching like I can't remember what I was watching

I was just watching something and I was Paying attention to this, of how I'm like, the only reason some of this is funny is because you wouldn't expect, I mean, he wasn't in it, but if you make a popular actor like Brad Pitt, Brad Pitt did some goofy thing in Deadpool 2, for example,

where it's like, it's mainly funny because it was Brad Pitt, or it was mainly funny because it's this famous actor doing this goofy thing. Isn't that like the only reason? That's the crux of the joke, though, because if it was just Pitt or it was mainly funny because it's this famous actor doing this goofy thing that's the crux of the joke though because if it was just a random person that joke wouldn't have been funny but it's like oh it's Brad Pitt doing it

it might have been funny but like it felt very centered around like it's funny specifically because like it was like hey it's Brad Pitt hey it's this person and it's like um Saturday Night Live for me if there's

if you look up the definition of hit or miss in the dictionary it should just be the Saturday Night Live logo cause they like they'll have good sketches but most of them miss and I mean I kinda get it if you gotta do a show an hour long every week you're not gonna be able to write funny content but

still some of that some of it's just so painfully unfunny. I mean, it's always been like that. Yeah. I mean, even if you go back and watch some of the episodes from the 80s, it's like that. But I feel like back then it felt like the cast were a bunch of friends. The vibe on the show felt like that. Like Chevy Chase and Chris Farley and stuff. Even back in Will Ferrell days.

I forgot he was on SNL. Yeah, you can go back to Chevy Chase and stuff like that but like I don't know when I watch old SNL it really does feel like an old club of like friends

having fun and then like I watch it today and it it doesn't feel it doesn't it just does like the cast

doesn't feel close I don't know maybe it's the chemistry like I it could just be I like the chemistry of the people that were on it before. And there's so many classics.

And you know them better because they all became so famous. One of the people on SNL that I really liked that was on when I didn't like most of the people that was on it was Jason Sudeikis. I really liked his delivery and shit. Yeah. He came from SNL, I believe. Yeah, so many actors I don't realize came from SNL. Like Pete Davidson. Apparently Pete Davidson is a massive dick

have you heard that is he apparently like some some guy that was on SNL like pissed next to him in a urinal and was just like he had the biggest dick

oh he has the biggest no no he's not the like he has the biggest penis oh okay because someone pissed next to him and said that he was just like

massive they were popping a glance at uh at Pete Davidson's uh. And look at Pete today. He's got his bleach blonde hair. No longer with Ariana. She said thank you next to him. Thank you next. I want to know the real reason why they broke up. Probably because it was rushed. Yeah that's probably it. All these conspiracies but it's like I guarantee it's just because they got married. They got engaged like two weeks into knowing each other.

Yeah. Or maybe like a few weeks or a month or so. Or that whole thing was a publicity stunt. I don't know. Weird publicity stunt. Just something I wouldn't picture Pete Davidson doing. There's this thing going around. And it doesn't seem like both, like you would never, like someone beforehand wouldn't be like, oh yeah, Pete Davidson doing there's this thing going around and it doesn't seem like both like you would never like someone beforehand wouldn't be like oh yeah

Pete Davidson already grown up don't you have to be kind of unstable to get engaged two weeks into knowing somebody well they're both of them I mean I'm not I don't want to judge them because I also compared to other people live in my own little bubble oh totally but like I think they're in a separate bubble that's like

above ours to where it's like they they don't exist in the same everyday life that we do that's like above ours to where it's like they they don't exist in the same everyday life that we do just rich like i have to believe this like a lot of rich people don't have a grasp on normal day shit just because i have a lot of friends that work for like big rich people like as a secretary or whatever and just hearing what like these people are doing not just be not because they have the money to do it, but because it's like I never learned to do this and I'm not going to ever learn and I'm just going to pay for it to be done. Yeah, that's one way of getting stuff done. But I feel like it leaves you so disconnected from shit.

Yeah. Like if you're being driven around and if you have like a personal chauffeur when you're supposed to be learning how to drive yourself. Oh, definitely. And also I feel like maybe that's just the old Southern coming out. I don't know. I feel like a lot of rich people don't have a grasp on what reality is because they live such a different lifestyle from what reality is for 99.

It's not a negative. It's not like a super negative thing. It's just like you can't fake an experience. You have to live it. Did you see when Bill Gates was on Ellen and they asked him to guess the price of everything? And he was like, how much uh laundry detergent a hundred dollars and it's like dude are you that out of touch and and i'm not talking about like with these people i'm not talking like lives in like a big house in south carolina rich i'm talking like billion dollar built like

billionaires or millionaires like multi-million yeah like i'm not talking about like rich people that it's just like, oh, we had a neighborhood that's called Ascot near where I lived where a lot of like the quote unquote rich people lived. We had one. But I'm talking like billionaires and millionaires, buddy. There was one called Swan Lake, I think, in Charleston that was gated and had its own airport. Jesus.

Yeah. I knew a girl that lived there and I'm pretty sure her dad was in the mob. I'm not joking. I tell you the last, I'm not going to say it on the thing, but you hear the last name, and you're like, oh, yeah, that's a mob. Just say it. I'll bleep it out. Okay.

The dad, my mom knew him, and they had, like, the biggest mansion. They had, like, a hibachi room, and, like, he was dirty. Like, he definitely, like like he was the most like mob dude you'd ever seen it's like he has that much money probably the mob yeah but like anyway um i think rich people like that it's like it gets skewed because they just detach from what life is for 99.999 of everyone else on earth yeah and it's like i mean that's why they're called the one percent because they're in the one percent of people that have that much money so i think they just live a different lifestyle where they they don't go shopping at the grocery store they get

people to do it so they don't not even to that extent they don't even print things out themselves they don't put the contacts in their phones themselves like like grocery stores yeah but like little things that we think of of just like, oh, let me add you in my phone. No, they email their secretary and they're like, hey, can you put this person's number in my phone? Like I'm not making this shit up. I have a friend who legitimately does this. Isn't that more work than putting it in your phone though?

Because you got to put the number in the email on your phone and then send it. They will get an email that says, can you put this number in the email on your phone and then send it they will they will get an email that says can you put this number in my phone and either they bring the phone or they will have to go get the phone from this person that's more work for them i know number i know it doesn't make any fucking sense you click and hold a number and it says add to contacts put the name boom it's like i i guess that you really just lose value of money because if you have millions and millions and billions i mean why wouldn't you if you don't notice that like notice it

like because if you buy i don't think it's something that a lot of people can help because if you're able to afford a certain like for example if you aren't able to afford movers then you like know how hard moving is but if you have been able to afford moves your whole life you never know that moving. When someone's like, hey, can you help me move? You don't have that like, oh, that's awful. Just that type of shit. I feel like it's minute shit that adds up.

If you grew up like we did, where for grocery shopping, your parents, you'd have to coupon. Oh, yeah. And you couldn't get the cereal you necessarily wanted because it's kind of expensive. It's like you carry that with you for the rest of your life because you kind of get the value of like oh yeah and then also like but those people don't have that always and it's like when

when they have to send someone out to get all these groceries like 700 of groceries it's like they don't even check their bank account because they don't so it's like they don't understand the value of these things because it's like go get this i have money for it it's not any money for me just go get it they don't take their pets to the vet it's just a lot of stuff that if you can pay for it to be done most people would do it but since it's being done you don't you don't gel with a certain part of society in that way because you have no connection to you're not really part of society at that point in a way you are i mean you you're like a different part of society because you're not like part of everyday society it's kind of like entertainers like they have you know how entertainers have

their entertainment bubble and that's why you see a lot of people dating within the entertainment industry and that's why you'll probably see like i mean i don't know i feel like rich people have their own social bubble yeah like celebrities are rich but celebrities have their own social bubble youtube's yeah it's like Celebrities are rich, but celebrities have their own social bubble. YouTubes have their own. Yeah. It's just how it works. But it's like, because you relate on something. And then rich people relate on money and that lifestyle.

So that's why rich billionaires are friends with other rich billionaires. Yeah. You know, it's like, honestly, getting someone to do everything else for you, that sounds almost like boring. Because it's like, what would you do with your day? And also like, don't you play red dead redemption 2 i tell you yeah but don't you get like fulfillment out of taking your dog to the vet like it's shitty but then when you're done you're like oh i'm done i did that yeah and like

buying grocery shopping you go out you get what you want from the grocery store and then you stock up your fridge you know i actually really like grocery shopping i love grocery shop i love i love coming home and then like having to organize everything. Like I'm like oh I gotta throw this food out now and replace it. Actually I think I like the act of cleaning out my pantry and my fridge and freezer. I love cleaning my place. And I love like kind of couponing where it's like

oh milk is on sale this week. I can get milk for cheaper then. It's like I like doing that because it's like I can save some money and then. I like seeing those negative like minus two, minus one, minus fifty cents. All all that shit add up if you got a von's car von's ralph's food line public's whatever uh grocery store i know at food line it's called the mvp card i remember my mom had one on her keychain i've never seen a store personally give me so much savings as von's in california. I'm like, every time I go up, I'm like, damn, $17.

Okay. Okay. I can get down with that. Aaron's eating a pizza right now. Aaron Hansen, what are you doing? What are you doing, son? Aaron, get in here. Eating a pizza.

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What kind of pizza did you just eat? Cheese. No pepperoni? No pepperoni. Just cheese? Uh-huh. Did you have some buffalo wings? No. What the fuck? No buffalo wings. Jesus Christ fuck? What's a buffalo wing? Jesus Christ, Aaron! All right. Special guest, Egoraptor Jones. That was him.

Can we get a soft golf clap? Soft golf clap. Golf claps are so stupid. It's like... I wish the audience could have seen your face. That's why I'm excited to do live shows. Yeah. It's just this, but on stage.

Because I guess there's a lot of stuff you... Here's the thing. There's a lot of stuff you can't read because of our facial expressions, but also I feel like, in general, even if we did have facial expressions, sometimes there's got to be people at live shows that take us seriously sometimes, just like there are in our last place. The next show we're doing doing already over 300 tickets are sold so the statistics are that there's gonna be someone in there that's gonna take it fully

seriously we make a joke there's almost 400 tickets sold is what i'm saying oh yeah we're we're crossing that mark damn guys i'm all i'm i'm we're again tickets are tickets are going and uh shows is bigger than any show that we've done. It's a holiday show. There's going to be podcast segment, podcast segment with a guest. There's going to be maybe a musical thing. There's going to be a musical guest. There's going to be a live debate. There's going to be a big debate. We're going to debate Rice vs. Puke on stage.

Once and for all, we're going to debate it. Because we have been, that is still a point of contention in our friendship. And, you know, a few surprises along the way, I'm sure, but it's going to be one giant, fantastic holiday spectacular, and if you don't show up... You're not cool. Or you're not 18 yet. You must be enlisted in the army if you

don't show up. Well, you gotta be 18. Well, if you're over 18 and don't show up, you have to be drafted. That's just the rules. And we didn't make up the rules, so you gotta go buy the tickets, guys, please. Or else you'll get drafted. We don't want, we don't, we do not want you to be drafted. Also, can we talk about how fucked up and stupid it is that when you turn 18 in America you literally have to sign that if they draft you'll say yes? Like you have to. I think I forgot.

What? Like I- no I like I forgot signing it. Like I know I probably did, of course, but... That's fucked up though. It's like, oh, uh well sign your life away. Like just in case we go to a big war. It's like- Well we were born in this country, so it's our fault. At least we don't have to do mandatory military service. A lot of countries, though, I have a friend who lives in Switzerland. He has to do 12 months of mandatory military service. You know what they pay you?

$3,000 a month, tax-free. If it works as, like, a job that, like, as Food Lion was a job for me, then yeah. But if I have to put my life on hold for it, then I'm not down Yeah, I get that but also like what the Swiss do that doesn't sound that bad because it's not like crazy fucking military shit It's just you gotta do like military Training but if there was a bill to be passed that said yes or no for Mandatory

I would say no because that sounds shitty. And we're not used to it. He gets a free apartment. We're not used to it. What are you talking about? America's not used to that. Would you want to adopt it at some point in the future? It depends on what it would require.

I guess. You dirty man. If people get paid well and it's not intensive and like mandatory, I don't know. It's the mandatory part that's getting me. Yeah, I know. I don't know because it's mandatory for us if we get into war to go fucking be slaughtered by. See, we don't have mandatory military shit.

We just have the case where it's like, oh, you have to do this. But if we go to war, then you're going to go get killed. I can tell you right now, I wouldn't be a good soldier. If I were drafted, I would be a crying little baby. You think I would? If I'm out there in the fucking shit. I'd be shredded like cheese. Because that's the thing with, like, drafts.

Like, if you watch World War II movies, they know you're, they're sending people out just to die and they know that. They're like, we just need to send people out to fight. Okay, sir, where are we? On the front lines. If you're put in the front lines, that's almost a to send people out to fight. Okay, sir, where are we? On the front lines. If you're put in the front lines, that's almost a guarantee you're going to die. Well, you're just the wall. The front line is essentially, at least like World War II, the front line, if you were advancing, not if you were defending usually, but if you were advancing, it's just, you're just the wall to make sure the rest of the soldiers can get to get on the territory or get through the passage I watched a really good movie

called thin red line and it had a lot of that in it and it just like I look at that worship and I'm like I Wouldn't be able to do that like I couldn't fight in war like that. I couldn't kill people I couldn't that's why a lot of people come back fucked up, and we don't take care of them Yeah, all right, but like Jesus Christ, imagine if we were in the same platoon. We still wouldn't have fun. Dude, I would literally cry and shit my pants on the battlefield. I would cry every day. Going into battle, I'd be shaking and probably crying.

Realistically, like, I don't want to go to war. See, it's men like this who make America sound weak what do you think North Koreans are doing listening to super mega cast hearing how two ordinary male US citizens talk about their own military it's like what you you drop

drop me into the Siberian wilderness with an AK-47 with a bunch of highly trained Russian military people shooting at me do you think I'm gonna win? No. In fucking negative 20 degree weather. Dude, the Russians can fucking hold their ground. They proved that in World War II.

In Stalingrad? Yeah. Deadliest battle in what, history? Like 1.2 million people died? All I gotta say is good fucking work on that one. Also, they were not supposed to. They slaughtered the Nazis, dude. They fucking did. They weren't supposed to. They just, p that one. Also, they were not supposed to. They slaughtered the Nazis, dude. They fucking did.

They weren't supposed to. They just, like, if there was a weatherman, he'd have been like, ooh, Hitler's taking over. That's why Napoleon lost, too, when he tried to go into Russia. Because, like, no one is fitted for Russia like Russians because they live there. Yeah. Like, imagine going into a country, to an area where it's like negative 40 degrees. It's like, how are you going to survive months and fight in that? Especially when you're in like tents and limited supplies and you got to share everything with everyone.

Like, mm-mm. Like your sleeping bag? Like a Russian winter. I want to experience it. Like, I'd love to go to Russia in the winter. No, no. Just to see it. No.

On a vacation. I don't know if that's even a vacation. That's just like, oh, I'm going to go be miserable. I really do want to go to Russia, but I actually don't think Americans can go to Russia right now without a special visa. I'm pretty sure it's like, you know how we can just fly to Japan? I don't think we can go to Russia the same way. I'm pretty sure you have to apply for some

kind of tourist visa. I don't know. I don't know if it's a good time to go to Russia. I'd like to go to like Moscow or St. Petersburg, though. Russia does seem like a pretty cool place. I'd love to go around to a bunch of old Soviet Union cities that are dilapidated. Go to Kazakhstan or... What's the country I'm thinking of that's in War Dogs?

Albania. Algernon. Algernon. That's a book. It is. Flowers for Algernon. Have you read it? Yep. Really? Yeah. How many classics have you read? How many classics? I mean you kind of are forced to read a lot of them in school. What's the one about the the missionary family that goes to Africa but then they realize that they can't actually help and it's very depressing. Oh, I started reading

that just for fun and I didn't get very far. I know what you're talking about though. My mom read it and tried to get me to read it and I started. I know what you're talking about though. One of my favorite books, because I didn't like much of the stuff that we read, one of my favorites was The Crucible. I liked The Crucible. Didn't read that.

What's The Crucible about? Wait, you don't know? The Crucible is like about the witch trials and stuff and it's like just kind of a bunch of he said, she said and like kind of paranoia around the town. Can you believe in America we just burned women that we thought were witches? No, we didn't burn that many and we didn't kill that many women that we thought were witches.

We killed a few. Now I just wanna, cause I always see those comments that are like, hold on now, we didn't kill that many women that we thought were witches. We killed a few. And I just want to, because I always see those comments that are like, hold on now. We didn't burn that many. Wasn't it like a crazy high amount? No, but besides the burning, they'd be like, what? Did we even burn people? Oh, yeah, at the stakes. Wait, Salem witch trials.

No, just look up, did we burn, quote unquote, witches? That's not a fun way to die. Because I know a lot of the things we would do is we would test to see if they were witches and people would die by that. People would wouldn't they like tie shit to their ankles and throw them in

the body of water and if they floated up it's like oh they're not a witch. Because I think it was witches float. So if they floated or was it that witches sink? Whatever it was no if they which is float yeah, which is float so if they floated So or was it that witches sink? Whatever it was they drowned women they tie them to a log and be like well if they're not a witch then they'll float And it's like if you tie a fucking tree to someone throw them into a river

They're not gonna survive pointing a flintlock pistol at a woman's head and going she's a witch she'll survive So I'm pretty sure she's a witch so Like oh, she was a witch More than 200 okay sailing in the Salem witch trials in one year 20 were executed, but I think Europe was the big one where they killed the most witches Like and they would do it accuse them of being witches for like doing math And shit it's like so stupid Well like I mean Can't have women reading now

She's a witch She learned that through the satanic arts God man Was the whole witch thing born out of Western like religion Yeah it's Christianity Are there witches in the Bible It when it said which it meant someone who pray like a woman who practices witchcraft

Satanic stuff witchcraft. Yeah, which that's why people only hear it's like a witch you think of like the pointy black hat and the broomstick, but yeah Keep it do that with the witch trials were crazy. I like that's that's just a crazy Period of history just hanging a bunch of people burning. I'm throwing them in rivers. That's just a crazy period of history. Just hanging a bunch of people. Burning them, throwing them in rivers. Ryan? Why'd your phone go off?

Before we came in here, I said, silence that. Brent sent me a big old nude. Oh, Brent. His nudes are fantastic, man. He has a delightful cock. You know what book i liked in high school that has to do with africa was things fall apart did you have to read that i remember it was a summer reading book yeah what's the book you're talking about yeah yeah no no no this is a book

about what was the book you're talking about what is it called things fall apart things what is it about it's about this tribe in africa right as uh like the the Europeans start coming in like missionaries and they don't know how to react to it and it's kind of about the village and like their life falling apart it's really good because I remember like they killed one of the guys and he had like a motorcycle and they thought it was like an iron horse so they

chained it to a tree and like I mean like if you had lived your whole life in like a tribe and never seen that like all you'd see is horses you'd think that's like some beast you're like what the hell is that thing he gets on it and it like Sorry my brain was just scrambled. I know the audience couldn't hear it. But the power hour is going really well over there. Yeah, I can I can hear I can hear a lot of screaming. They got the AC going it's freezing cold in here and uh Sure you guys are enjoying the sound of it, but uh

They say they don't mind man, even though the one time when we did keep it on they're like what's it sound so bad all they did was complain like i'm sorry guy we don't have control over the ac in this one so oops sorry sorry fellas but uh lady fellas did you read the odyssey of course well not the whole book because that thing's like fucking massive but man like i remember we had i mean the story is like what star wars oh brother where are thousands oh brother that was like directly it's it's it's supposed to be verbatim but like i love that movie wait you haven't seen it no oh well let's watch it soon i mean there's so many movies i gotta show you. If you watch The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. Is it good?

I liked it. I think you'd enjoy it. If you just sit down with a bunch of friends and have a drink, and then if you get bored in one of the things, it's Netflix. Just turn it off. Just at least watch the... I think the first two are really, really fun. Have you been watching more Westerns?

But I also like... What? Haven't you been watching more Westerns? Every now and then, yeah. I want to watch The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. I know the Tucker Brothers are going to be doing a western month or something because it's war movie month. But I think during western month we should watch Bone Tomahawk. Oh, yeah.

Because it's from the same guy who directed, what's that movie with Vince Vaughn? Brawl in Cell Block 99 or something? It's the same director as that. I only saw the last half of that movie and it was really good. Which movie? Cell Block 99 or something? It's the same director as that. I only saw the last half of that movie, and it was really good. Which movie? Cell Block 99. Oh, yeah, you saw the violent part. It was so violent.

And Vince Vaughn, he's pretty good in serious roles. I've been watching the first season of True Detective lately. I've already seen it, but I wanted to watch it again. I've never seen True Detective. It's incredible. It's Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson. The third season looks interesting. The trailer, at least.

The second season was where they had Vince Vaughn as the main character. Yeah, but they also had Colin Farrell. I think so, yeah. I didn't watch the second season. And I like Colin Farrell. I do like when comedy actors step out and do a new, like a serious role. I mean, it worked for Bryan Cranston. Vince Vaughn played the drill instructor in Hacksaw Ridge.

I want to see that one. Well, the thing about Thin Red Line was it was a, what's his name? Something, Terrence Malick. What's his name? The director? I don't know. You were telling me about how, like, all the big name actors were like, we name actors like we gotta be in this comeback movie yeah it was like his comeback movie so it's just a bunch of actors and like the whole movie is just cameos essentially it would just like the

camera would pan over and it would be like oh there's john c reilly in the platoon he says two lines who else was in it like george clooney george clooney john harrelson woody harrelson um there's so many big people in Joan Cusack? Or John? John. Okay, not his sister. I just feel like it would just, like, two hours in, it's a long, it's a three-hour movie, but, like, two hours in the movie, it would just, like, they'd all be, like, talking during a victory scene.

It would just, like, cut to, like, a celebrity smiling, and they'd never show them again. They wouldn't have any lines. And it's, like, wow. I feel like Travolta was, like, in like in it for like five minutes as like a sergeant really yeah it's it's a good movie i liked it a lot i can't remember if it's terrence malick but there is a director who is infamous for cutting scenes with actors in them and like those actors being like i that's him i memorized those lines and um he just cut me out of the movie and like the actors wouldn't know until they saw the movie.

John Cusack thought, I think it was John Cusack. It might have been another actor. He thought he was the main character the whole time they were shooting. But then the way he cut the movie just kind of made him not the main character anymore. I feel like that was Adrian Brody. Adrian Brody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was him. Yeah.

But yeah, he would like massively recut his movies and just change it completely and stuff. How does that work? If your story's solid and shit, then how can you cut out a whole character and still... I don't know. Maybe I need to watch more Terrence Malick. That's probably what I need to do. I'm a big movie buff, but you haven't seen Terrence Malick?

By the way, guys, movie reviews. I know we released one. We just have been waiting for Tucker to get back in town. He's back in town now so we can shoot more. We're going to do a Christmas one. We're going to try to get them out before Christmas. We've just been slammed with the holidays and with merch. But we really want to start putting more focus and love into Super Mega

because you guys deserve it. You guys show us so much love and we want to be putting more time and effort in. So we're going to try to do it. Like Anne's headboard. Slammed like Ann's headboard. Yeah. What's that supposed to mean? You're having sex with my mom and the headboard, because you're so violently having sex with my mom,

the headboard is doom, doom, doom against the wall with the thrusting of your pelvis. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Yeah? That's what that means? Sounds like construction next door. You ever heard like neighbors having sex or something really loud?

I've heard, believe it or not i think i've heard sex up above the world so high like a diamond in the office above oh we were there yeah we heard that lady one night it's like oh she's like that was loud as hell i was just like we were here like 1 a.m working on something and just like, what? We were here at like 1 a.m. working on something, and just like someone in like an office above us was just getting railed. It was loud, dude. That was some loud, that was the loudest sex I've ever heard. Really? Yeah, I've never heard sex that loud. She was like screaming in pleasure, not of like pain, but it was. And then every time we tried to get someone to come in and listen to it,

it would stop. And then they would leave in five minutes. They were like, ah, ah, ah. Jesus. Maybe it was someone getting murdered, and listen to it, it would stop. And then they would leave, and in five minutes, they're like, Ah! Ah! Ah! Jesus. Maybe if someone was getting murdered, and we're just like, Ah, they're just having sex. Oh, yeah, dude, they're having sex. Listen. Help! Oh, my God. But, uh,

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It helps support the podcast when you check them out. So please go do that. Also, something I would love in the future, it'd be so cool if we got a studio for Super Mega because it'd be really cool at some point to make the podcast live action, like a multi-cam thing. Something we've talked about forever. We'd need our own studio.

Maybe in 2019, we'll be able to, with the support from merch and stuff, we'll be able to maybe one day get our own office space Rent rent an apartment secretively just to use as an artment. That's probably cheaper than getting an office space Especially in LA. I don't know I was looking at office space prices some of them aren't too bad. Ooh We get our own fucking recording set we can get a little a cool little hangout area Record some shit would love to, a cool little hangout area, record some shit. I would love to have a cool little hangout area.

How cool would it be to have our own, like, super mega office? You know we'd have to call it the super megaplex. I think we're a long ways off from that. It'd be like a shitty one-bedroom apartment. That's our office, but we'd still call it the super megaplex. Dude, our office would be so sick. That'd be so much fun to design and, like, put things in and set up and, like. Have a fun gaming area, have a nice area and, like, put things in and set up and, like. Have a fun gaming area.

Have a nice area where, like, we stock food all nice. A cool area to record all the mail opening. It's not a game grumps office, but a smaller, better version. Yeah, much better. Not as weebish, you know, Aaron? It'd probably be. There'd be some weeby stuff in there for me. Oh, yeah.

You'd have to put up an Iron Giant poster. I'd have to put up a Katamari Damacy poster, right? Oh, yeah. That'd have to be. I'd put up a Katamari Damacy poster. Yeah? Yeah. Oh yeah. I'd have to be... I'd put up a Katamari Damacy poster. Yeah? Would you put up an Iron Giant poster? Probably not.

I wouldn't put up a Katamari Damacy poster. I mean, I already have the boy inked on my back for life, so... Oh. Speaking of ink, I know my next tattoo. Yeah, you showed me. I'm gonna get the 7-Eleven logo tattooed on my arm. God. I just want like weird little tattoos like that. I have the three-eyed fish from The Simpsons, and I love, I love the 7-Eleven logo tattoo.

And I was watching Jackass and I saw Johnny Knoxville as a Wawa tattoo, which Wawa is like a convenience store around like New Jersey and like that section of the country. It's like, or maybe even in Texas. I don't know. But like I want that 7-Eleven. I saw someone else get it and I was like that, I want that on my arm. Why don't you use the Corner Pantry logo? How about I use the Obama gas station in Columbia, South Carolina?

Which you and me and Jackson all took a trip to. It's wonderful. It's a great gas station, man. In Columbia, South Carolina, there is a gas station called the Obama. There's two of them on the same road. And it's a picture of Obama with his arms crossed. And the logo just says Obama with the big Hope logo. But it's right where a bunch of Republicans are.

I love it. It's so funny. Dude, next time we're both in South Carolina for Christmas, we should go shoot a vlog there. We should go to the Obama gas station. Okay. Last time we were there, was it the cashier getting in trouble with a cop or something? Something was happening. It was just awkward.

What was it? Something was happening. Something happened to where one adult made another adult look like a child. That's essentially the situation. Maybe Jackson remembers. But I remember we were driving and then we passed another one like a mile away and we're like, there's two? Wait, are there really two? Yeah.

There's one like a mile down the street. There's another one. Look at them. It's a franchise. Imagine Obama gas stations that like, it's still like a thing 20 years from now. It's just still like. I could still see still like a thing 20 years from now. It's just still like. I could still see it being a thing 20 years from now. You know, if these shitty little corner stores can stay open for 80 years, I'm sure the Obama gas station.

Just the draw of it gets people. There's one in Charleston. There's an Obama convenience store. Ooh. Oh, my God. Let's do a road trip over Christmas. We start at the Obama convenience store. Or we start at the Obama gas station and then drive down I-26 and go to the Obama convenience store, or we start at the Obama gas station, and then drive down I-26

and go to the Obama convenience store. Hitting up all South Carolinas, do like a little mini-documentary hitting up all the Obama locations. Also, um, I remember, all I remember was I went in and I bought pork rinds and a 40. That's what I bought, because it was New Year's. You bought pork loins?

I bought fresh pork loins. You okay, buddy? I've got fresh pork loins. You okay, buddy? I just got... Ah, thanks. Slapped my leg. Now I don't have to cough anymore. Let me just stretch. What's the worst muscle you've ever pulled?

Groin? It is. I was about to say that. Sucks. It sucks, dude. It's so painful. It happened the first time to me while I was swimming. Yeah's an easy like swimming or running too fast or like that shit sucks you don't realize how like i was like trying to like paddle myself with one of my legs too hard

yeah i can't remember what i just remembered i remember that feeling like it only has to happen once and you can recall like kind of what it was like oh yeah and then especially if you like if you oh if you wake up with like a crick in your neck and your day is just off from the beginning. It's like my back used to be really bad when I would work stock at Food Lion. Like my back would be like so weird. So like I would it would hurt getting into a car and stuff. Yeah, it happened once here. I can't remember one.

But there. Oh, I remember there was like threw it out. There's like a two week period where my back was just out of commission. You even try like acupuncture. You't remember when. Oh, I remember. You threw it out. There was like a two-week period where my back was just out of commission. You even tried acupuncture. You were desperate for anything. Oh, I was desperate as shit. You could barely walk. I remember that.

It happened twice, didn't it? Yeah. Man, that sucks. Which goes to say that I should actually probably start eating better. It hasn't happened in a while, though. I started taking vitamins every day. I need to take my big man vitamins. It's just so easy. Just get all those

like 150% of all those vitamins you need with one little pill. My dad threw out his back once moving a couch and I remember he just went straight to the bedroom and just like laid down, turned the lights off and he was in there for like three days. It was so bad. Throwing your back out is not fun. I'd imagine especially the tender age of 89

like him. Yeah, and you take for granted so many parts of your body that are so crucial. I remember when I broke my foot. I didn't realize how much your foot actually works with other parts of your leg. And you just got to move a muscle in your leg to make it hurt. And I was like, wow, this sucks. One day I didn't stretch and I worked my calves out. And for the whole day at school I was walking around like I shit my pants because I couldn't bend my leg. Like I couldn't bend my leg.

I did a crazy calf workout and I didn't stretch. And the next morning when I woke up, I got out of bed and I just like collapsed. It was like a pillar. I was like, I can't move this. My body will not allow me to move this. It's crazy, dude. We should go to the craziest workout video. We should do a workout video for Super Mega.

I love working out. That might be a workout video for Super Mega. I love working out. That might be a new Nathan song that we just teased. Who knows? Nathan and Friend? I mean, some people have already heard it. Kind of. We did, a while back, do that little mini live show with Ninja Brian.

Is he in here? We did a... There are... How many? Two? Three new Nathan songs? is he in here we did uh there are how many two three new Nathan songs uh Nathan from my two lovely uncles

we have uh written a couple new uh original songs I even produced the music for them they're fully original and uh we were

we're gonna make a music video for uh one of them in early 2019 and then we got some more ideas on the way. We're going to try to ramp Nathan back up.

And we got a new character to introduce too. And I'm really excited for those. But some of you have already heard it live. I don't think anybody recorded it, but we did do some original songs, including I Love Working Out. I'll go ahead and drop that. It's a little seed you guys get.

So that video is kind of in the works. We haven't started shooting yet, but we're kind of in the pre-planning phase. Got a lot of guests in that video. Yeah, but maybe if you come out to the Christmas show, you might get to see a little song sung by yours truly. Who lost his two lovely uncles? Who knows? I don't want to promise anything or give anything away but

I'll tell you what I'm going to give away what are you going to give away I'm at the live show I promise and I'm going to ask at the show I'm going to be like I promised on a podcast that I would be giving this away at the live show your virginity

is good oh they're all 18 plus continue this away at the live show. Your virginity? Oh! They're all 18 plus. Continue. You know what? Okay, that sounds fair. Ryan's going to give away his virginity. You saved it for marriage, but this live show is so important that Ryan will lose his virginity,

man or woman, who knows the answer to this question. I mean, there are no favorites here. Yeah. Everyone has the equal opportunity. Your mom comes to the show. Oh, you're for sure. Me, me, me. Ma. Ma.

And then you got to do it on stage. Cool. Cool. Okay, well, that's it for this podcast. All right, guys. See you next week. Got lots of new videos on the way. Maybe some live action.

Who knows? Maybe we're shooting some right now as we speak. Maybe we're out shooting something, but who knows? Hold on. Hold on. My friend just sent me a Snapchat. What is it? Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. What is that? My friend just bought a PS4 and it has Spider-Man. Oh, dope, dude. I've been telling him he should get a PS4 because a lot of good games come out on the PS4 that are exclusives to that system. Okay, bye. Thank you.