supermegashow - EP 123 - New Year, Same Us

Episode Date: January 14, 2019

It's a New Year! And that means there's tons to talk about, such as bitmojis, sleep paralysis and the lottery! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Woo! Look at that! We're back! It's 2019! It's a fresh new year, right? Are we back every week starting now or is this just the side off during the break? We're back every week. Are we? We are back. It's still our little new year hiatus. I forgot. I need to look at the schedule. Okay, sweet. I'm looking at the schedule right now um it does say we're dropping a six hour undertale video I need to talk to you about that night so we

still yeah I just edited that really like I spent just fucking all vacation editing that for like 20 hours straight I was just clued in I'll be honest I don't know if we if I want to drop that one I just spent all yeah but it's I was just clued in. I'll be honest. I don't know if I want to drop that one. I just spent all.

Yeah, but it's. Winter break. Right. You said, make this the funniest super mega video ever. And I did. Matt, I promise you. Like, there's some stuff in it that I think that might ruin our careers in there. But it is the funniest Super Mega video I have ever laid my eyes on. Okay, well

in that case, go for it. Again, again, several stuff that will completely decimate any future we have regarding Super Mega. Well, if it's funny, go for it. Okay. Yeah.

Okay, because there's the part with john trump where like he he talked about oh yeah yeah yeah okay keep it in it's fine okay okay yeah what if we just like what if in 2019 we only uploaded undertale let's plays no podcast six hours at a time that's like multiple they're like three hours apart and it's just like and i'm dying as usual like on like the easiest enemies and like half of it's just silent we don't even commentate i'm just like and i'm dying as usual like on like the easiest enemies and like half of it's just silent we don't even commentate i'm just like ah dad died again that's it oh we missed out on the undertale wave we did man but but we're back ladies and gentlemen we got a podcast uh like i said still on a little hiatus but we still wanted to get you that fresh podcast that fresh

aromatic sweet smelling podcast it's You smell really good today. Are you wearing cologne? No, I'm actually hygienically taking care of myself. So, like, I got, that was your phone? So nothing's changed in the new year, it seems. That's one of my resolutions is to turn my phone off. Is to just, you know, turn that little switch on your phone. It's a news notification about the Supreme Court.

Well, I'm sure we can talk about that later if you want. Sure. They're ruling that SuperMega is the funniest YouTube channel to ever exist, past, present, and future. No way. Yeah, dude. Fuck. We got Brett Kavanaugh on there, and he's a huge SuperMega fan. So he's the one that actually brought that forward.

So thanks, Brett. But yeah, baby, you're taking care of yourself yeah soap on those little pits like i've i've gotten like good body wash and like good hair probably my hair is longer now so i'm actually using decent hair products and there's this product because i went to go get my hair cut and the lady was telling me that i need to take care of my hair it's frenchie's beauty parlor if anyone doesn't know a really good place i recommend in burbank um i was there once getting my hair cut and i was talking to the because because we know the uh the hairdresser and the owner and i was talking to her and i and i remember i was telling her like there's tons of just personal stuff and then the girl next to me after like

i just spewed for like 30 minutes about like the most personal details of my life and YouTube and stuff. She looks at me. She's like, are you Matt? And I was like, oh, God damn it. No. Wonderful. But they do a good job there. I haven't been there in literally two years because I haven't had a haircut in a while. And for the haircut that I did have, I just did it myself.

So you could say for a two-year period I cut my own hair. Yeah. 100%. You could actually classify yourself as a barber or like a two year period I cut my own hair. Yeah. 100%. You could actually classify yourself as a barber or like a hair. You don't need a license. That's just something that the government tells you you need. But like to cut hair, you can just cut

hair. I used to cut my own hair. So now she gave me this stuff. It's not styling gel at all. All it is is after I shower when my hair's wet, lather up my hands with it and I put it in my hair and it's supposed to protect my hair's wet lather up my hands with it and i put it in my hair and it's supposed to protect my hair from damage from the dryer and a bunch of other stuff for the hair dryer not like when i throw myself into the dryer after you get out of the shower

i turn it on tumble dry. Spin around for half an hour. You know how fast it spins? Imagine me just reading a book. You bring a flashlight in. Scare the shit out of Lego. You throw him in there too. Yeah, I throw him in the washer when he's bad. And then when you gotta dry him off, just throw him in there. too. Yeah, no, I throw him in the washer when he's bad. And then when you gotta dry him off, just throw him in there.

Yeah, he hates water. Yeah, that's great, man. He's got a new cut, too. Did you get his haircut? Yeah. Did you take him to the same place in Burbank? No. Did you cut his hair?

No. Put him in one of the little chairs with the little baby seat and the little bib they would make you wear? It was a joke, dude. Why are you getting so offended over that? I want to move on to a different topic that's personal speaking of like viewers I was sitting in a coffee shop with Harrison and Jackson

and we were joking about one of our friends and how we were going to like drug him with Cialis so he would just keep getting erections like when he couldn't control it. Wait, wait, wait. I'm not going to put this in. Can I guess who it is?

Yeah, you know who it is. Yeah. Okay, 100%. Yep, yep. And we were saying how when we saw him at New Year's, we were going to give him a big kiss on the lips but have a Cialis pill in our mouth, which Cialis is essentially longer-lasting Viagra,

and we were going to kiss him on the lips. Crush it up and put it in his drink. Well, we had all these ideas too, but we were going to slip the Cialis with a kiss and then we were going to kiss him on the lips. Crush it up and put it in his drink. Well, we had all these ideas too, but we were going to like slip the Cialis with a kiss and then he wouldn't, we were going to go to a spa where he would keep getting erections. Go to like a Japanese spa. Yeah. And he wouldn't be able, we'd be like, come on, man, we got to get out now. And he would just be in there like, no, not right now.

Not right now. So I'm sitting at this table talking to my friends about this like joking plan to like kiss my friend and slip him a Cialis. And then like the guy at the table next to me just turns he's like hey Matt from Super Mega right and he just heard the whole conversation I was like great great that's awesome wonderful

fuck Matt I just realized for the thumbnail you know we didn't have enough time to get Don anything we're actually recording this the day it comes out, so... And I don't want to draw another thumbnail, so let's just... Let's what?

Here we go. I'm just gonna climb over it, and then... That's... that's... that's them. That's a good thumbnail right there. I really like that thumbnail. You could brighten it up beyond recognition. Yeah, make... touch it up in Photoshop. Do your magic. Do that Ryan McGee magic. But we didn't have time to get Don any of the art assets. So I just took a picture for the thumbnail. Yeah.

So that's what you're seeing right now. If there's one thing about 2019 that's going to be different than Super Mega, you will notice it's the work. We're putting in so much more effort and quality into it. As you can tell by the thumbnail of this podcast, that's an animoji. Dude, why are we paying don we can just be using like bitmojis as our characters i don't fucking know like it's just we we need to like start the podcast off like with like fucking uh kitty tom what's his name

tom the cat tom the cat yeah he needs to introduce us and then we walk out on stage with our little chibi designs but as Bitmojis. Can we just use Bitmojis for our characters? I made you a Bitmoji and I send you stuff as you. Yeah. No, I'm not talking about Animoji. I'm talking about Bitmoji. Oh, well, I... Your mom sends you all the time.

Like, Miss You looks like her little character. Oh, yeah, yeah. Snapchat uses them. Thanks, Mom. We should just, we should make those our characters from now on on the channel. And anytime we need to brand something, just go on the Bitmoji app and then get some new high quality scenes from Bitmoji and uh use those i hate bitmojis like bitmoji might be one of the worst things to happen to humanity in the 20th century i had one for a little bit and then i

just deleted it recently because i was like this is stupid well i don't like it i don't like it at all with snapchat you have to have the bitmoji app. Yeah. So that's just sitting on my phone. And it's like, it's probably collecting my information to sell to some Chinese advertising company. And then Bitmoji will be the downfall of us all. He's a white gentleman with a turban and big goofy sunglasses. That's your Bitmoji. With a Hawaiian shirt. That's yours.

Yep. That was mine. He's obviously a white man of Middle Eastern descent. Mine has like a football helmet on and uh does it some big glasses i know you're so stupid you just dress them up like if you make your bitmoji look similar to you which is most people that i've seen i'm just like what are you doing have fun with it this is like a me situation you know like yeah you want to your bitmoji represents like the deepest parts of your soul. So like for people who just make it themselves,

it's like, what the hell are you doing? It's not supposed to, it's supposed to represent you, but you want to, you want to scream from those, those parts within you that, that you can't show on the outside.

So bitmoji is the perfect vessel to carry out your, your deeper feelings and thoughts and passions about yourself. Matt. Yeah. What's one of your New Year's resolutions? To express myself through my Bitmoji more. My Bitmoji is... I don't know, man. It's hard for me to speak my true emotions, but

through my Bitmoji, I feel like I really can express myself more. Maybe I should re-download the Bitmoji app. You're gonna get Bitmoji right now? Who made Bitmoji app. You're gonna get Bitmoji right now? Who, like, who made Bitmoji? Like, what? How did such a shitty, stupid thing that looks like it's like a create-yourself flash game just take over

all these apps? It's a bad style. It's so bad. Who made it, though? Where did it come from? I don't know. It just popped up one day, and all of a sudden, like, all these apps are like, yep, Bitmoji's here. It's like, was this Google? Was this like Facebook? Like who made Bitmoji?

Who created? It's probably the Bitmoji Corporation. Jacob Balsat? Blackstock. Balsat. No, I knew someone with the last name Balzac. I'm not kidding. B-A-L-Z-A-C.

No, sorry. This is Bitstrips. Oh, I don't know. Bitstrips is the same thing, right? Because Bitmoji started where you can make little comic strips of you and your friends. Which still weren't funny. Oh, yeah. He did the same thing. So, yeah. It's like CEO interview about Bitmoji and turning

people into emojis. You're not turning people into emojis. That would be great if you could. Dude, imagine creating your own emoji. I don't know why they haven't made it where you can make your own emoji. They don't have legitimate emojis. Where I can make my own little yellow smiley face wearing glasses and a hairstyle.

Why don't they do that? Wait, I'm sure there's an app where you can... Yeah, but you can't send it. It's probably because with all the different types of phones, it won't translate across Android to iOS and etc. You know what I'm saying, man? You know? Oh, sorry. I was just

looking at a picture. What is it? My dad sent me of him just kind of like enjoying one of his Christmas presents. Oh. Well, he's having fun. No, I didn't give that to him. I think he meant to send this to my stepmom. I'll just pretend I didn't see it. Yeah, just don't even respond to him. I think he meant to send this to my stepmom. I'll just pretend I didn't see it.

Yeah, just don't even respond to it. Yeah. Because he might be embarrassed. I'm deleting the message now. That is... Well, he's having fun with that present. I will say that. He's enjoying himself. He's having a gaping good time. Yeah, I'd definitely say that. Let's talk about 2019 then.

How's 2019 so far? It's good. It's good. It's good. It's been slow. I mean, which is good because the end of 2018 for us personally was hell on earth. It was in terms of productive, like in terms of like just hecticness. Like up until five every night, waking up at 930, just do it all again the next day because of the merch.

And also hibernated once I hit my like my home or like my childhood bed childhood bed like high school bed was and little race car bed except the first night I fucking had sleep paralysis again it was awful because it felt like this time I've never had it like this before I've always

had it where I knew I was awake and I always kept my eyes shut because I knew like you're aware but it's sleep paralysis and like just fight through yeah and i don't want to see shit because that would scare me and i'm like i'm gonna keep my eyes closed and the way i usually get out of sleep paralysis is like trying to yell or make a noise and then eventually it's just me going and like waking up and uh but this time it was different it felt like it felt like all the sudden i started being lifted from my bed and my neck was craning back. And it felt like I was being, I thought like in my head, I was like, am I being abducted by aliens?

Yeah. I had sleep paralysis. Okay. So I watched. Now I understand why people who are a bit on the not normal spectrum way of thinking can be tricked into thinking they might have been abducted by an alien through sleep paralysis. I had the same alien abduction experience where scary sleep paralysis I ever had. I was, I was sleeping on the couch at my house back in South Carolina, back in like high school.

And I fell asleep and I had been watching this terrifying like history channel thing about alien abductions. It scared the shit out of me. Cause when you watch that. Was that one? Aliens? Oh yeah. Was it that one? No, it wasn wasn't it wasn't ancient aliens that guy did i showed you that clip from ancient aliens i saw where they just like mirrored like a painting at like a weird angle and they just made someone's face like mirrored and it looked kind of like an

alien because the angle they were at and it was like so fucking stupid but i was laying on the i fell asleep and all night i've been thinking about sleep paralysis and i don't know if this somehow made my brain like do it but i woke up and i felt like i was being lifted off the couch and like like i couldn't move and all of my fingers i felt like there was like electricity flowing through my body like i was being shocked and i felt like i was being lifted off like that and And I was like, fuck, I'm being abducted. And I opened my eyes and I saw a gray alien looking over me, like staring down at me. See, this is why I never opened my eyes during sleep paralysis. Dude, it scared the fuck out of me. Because you're still dreaming in your fucking head.

Well, you're still partly in that state. And so I know if I open my eyes, I'm going to see something. And I'm like, I do not want to give myself. You don't want to see a shadow person like standing in the doorway. see something and I'm like I do not want to you don't want to see a shadow person like standing in the doorway well I don't want to mix the images if I can help it of horrifying and my home in which

I live in every day yeah because you'll remember that and you're falling asleep and you're like what if that was rude I know and um I don't know maybe maybe and and I remember I was trying to yell for my friend because he was sleeping on the other couch and I was like and I couldn't and finally it stopped and then my friend woke me for my friend because he was sleeping on the other couch. And I was like, ah. And I couldn't. And then finally it stopped.

And then my friend woke me up three hours later. He was like, dude, I just had sleep paralysis. I felt like I was being abducted by aliens. And that scared the shit out of me. I was like, dude, were we like attempting to be abducted? Very scary shit. I hate sleep paralysis. But when I got home, I did not see the sun for two days straight because I slept until it was dark every single day when I got home.

And then. Feels good though sleeping a lot. Like just because you and I were. Look, we're sorry. We're still working on like. No, not working. We're finishing up the process of like. There's some orders that got damaged in rain and stuff like that that we're going to resend out.

And some people like the mail lost it. So we are. If we have not gone back through to respond to the emails yet regarding merch because we, we set like a vacation thing. So it would send an automatic message back. But, but the upcoming week, we're going to go through all those and fix all whatever, whatever you got. We were dealing with a lot, like 100% like real. We were, you know, doing Game Grumps, Kitty Kat Gaming to an extent because we switch

off every month. That includes- Power month. Power Hour. With Super Mega, we have more work than ever because A, the merch stuff, but B... Thank God we have Justin, our editor. He's a big help. Round of applause for Justin. What a wonderful boy. Everybody go follow him. He's at nothing but lag on

the good old Twitter. He's actually in the description. You can go click that link. It's also very unfortunate. He did pass away in an ATV accident over the Christmas break. Yeah. But we have him on ice. He went to go pick up his like cooler scooter thing, like motorized cooler. And he was so excited to get back that he wasn't really looking left to right at every turn.

Nope. Very unfortunate. But we do have the body on ice. Parents luckily didn't care that much about it so they we had it shipped out to la so we're gonna see if we can there's witch doctors and shit out in california you can find any type of shit like that so actually there's a fucking wizard i met the other day middle wizard yeah and we just need to take him to yosemite and he says that possibly there's something he could do for justin just drop him in the book you know so no let's plays until we can

get justin all fixed we drop them in and we drop them in like like just two fucking psychotic like picture reality just two people that think that they have to like take their friend to a wizard on top of a volcano or something and they just throw in their dead friend we dump them into like yellowstone and like it triggers yellowstone's eruption which is like would be like like an extinction event essentially but like justin comes back to life no justin starts glowing and he starts going up and we realize he's the second coming of jesus christ we triggered and that's why all of our videos have been edited so well exactly because christ

himself has been i'm sorry i was doing my obnoxious laugh i love that is that real i'm doing like well it's part of me like coughing and laughing so i liked it like that i like that that's like it's like it's like a guy in a movie theater something funny's happening he's been smoking his whole life like yep that's like when i went to go see anchorman too and the part where like the uh rv is flipping in slow motion i remember the guy sitting in front of me was like screaming his fucking head off and he was screaming out like this is hysterical oh that's good this is good shit like screaming that out loud and i was like all right man we get it and every time something funny happened he would commentate like this is funny this is good

i actually i went to go see the uh okay i'm not proud of this and I have no idea why, but I was about to say I saw the Ballad of Buster Scruggs. That's what I was supposed to say. But what I was really about to say, and I have no earthy idea why, is I was about to say, legitimately, I was telling you a story. I was about to say, so I saw the gay Ballad of Buster Scruggs. Like, I don't know why my mind decided to add gay in the title. Maybe it felt like it flowed better. I don't know. That was the working title and they scrapped it.

Yeah. I saw that in theaters and there's this guy who's sitting a row in front of me and then to the left probably like five seats, six seats. I'm not doing this up. Every time something quote-unquote funny would happen he'd be like like he would like it was a loud laugh and like it was to the point where like people around

the theater were doing this they were like looking at him and it got to the point where two like a couple got up and left didn't come back Another couple got up and left and then came back. A theater person came in and, like, just stood there. And the guy, something funny happened again. No! Yeah! Yeah! And it's like, we're like, I'm like, what the fuck?

Is he doing this on purpose? Is he ruining the movie for, like, everyone else on purpose? So the theater guy comes up to him and he's like hey dude you gotta stop and like the thing is i i do feel bad for him because imagine being probably just enjoying himself imagine how he looked he was red with joy he was red with glowing with joy he was he was like he was so happy like i wish everybody else ruined his fun because he was having too much of it that's the thing is like i wish i could find that much joy in something like just going to see a movie like The Gay Ballad of Mr. Scruggs.

I know. I was looking at him. I was like, man, I wish I was enjoying this movie just as much as you. Like, God, like if I could find that kind of joy in anything besides sitting here with my friend Ryan, like that would be, like life would be so good. And people got to come and rain on his parade. I was watching mr bean last night like the the tv show from the 90s oh yeah and that's a laugh track and i remember

there's one episode and there's just one fucking dude in the in the audience where mr bean would do something funny he would get that laugh in like half a second before everyone else like just like screech and you could always hear it it made me think like you and i we should start getting those free tickets to give out in hollywood to like those sitcoms and you should just go and do your laugh as loud as you can and like like that so like like we'll go to an episode of big bang theory and you'll be like yeah that's that's the episode where you can just hear my laugh shelvin what is it little sheldon young shel. Oh, my God. I've called him Sheldon so much that you've started. It's not his name.

It's Sheldon. Okay. But we call him Sheldon because Sheldon's funnier. It also flows better off my tongue. Sheldon, yeah. It's Sheldon. Sheldon. Isn't Sheldon a Pokemon, like a little turtle one?

Squirtle? No, there's like a little like red turtle called Sheldon. No, there isn't. Yeah, there is. Like a Pokemon Sheldon. Pokemon Sheldon. What? Bazing't. There is. Like a Pokemon Sheldon. Pokemon Sheldon. What? Bazinga. Is that show over yet? I thought they cancelled it, but I still saw

new episodes coming out. And last time I was at the Warner Brothers lot, I saw like... Sheldon. Sheldon, okay. Not Sheldon. Is that the turtle you're talking about? No. What? No. I'm thinking of a... There's this one. Sheldon. what no I'm thinking of a shell there's

this one shield on shield on nope that's not what I'm thinking of dude there's a Pokemon called hold on turtle Pokemon Sheldon what Sheldon no there's no Sheldon

I swear to Christ there's no fucking Sheldon in Diamond and, you'd get in the lava area, like up north. What? Yeah. Turtle Pokemon. Red. Let me look that up. It was like a little tiny, cute, yellow and red. Here it is. Fire Pokemon? Found it. Oh, it's called Shuckle. What the fuck?

Sheldon. No, dude, I'm serious! There's a Pokemon named Sheldon. Oh, is it this one? No. Dude, when I saw this one named Sheldon Oh is it this one? No Dude when I saw this one for the first time What's this one's name? Torkoal When I saw Torkoal for the first time I think it was in Ruby or Sapphire

I blew my load I was like That's such a cool Pokemon That was Ryan's first ejaculation I'm serious man That's some Mandela effect Or I thought it was called Sheldon Have some respect

It's called the Mandela effect Cause Nelson Mandela Cause everyone thought It started it's called the Mandela effect because Nelson because everyone thought it started because everyone thought Nelson Mandela like died in the 90s like a huge portion died in prison like a huge portion of people thought Nelson Mandela died then they had to make the Morgan Freeman movie to remind people he was still alive because the Mandela

effect is weird where it's like a big chunk of people will remember a specific event happening but then it's like no was that what it was called? Invictus? Invictus? Was that the... It was the soccer movie, but it did have Morgan Freeman as Nelson Mandela.

Did Kurt Cobain... Not Kurt Cobain. Fucking Clint Eastwood... Direct that? Do that one? Possibly. Didn't Clint Eastwood do one about Nelson Mandela? That might have been Invictus.

About Nelson Handjaba, right? That was a bad... That was a really bad one. In my head... Nelson Handjaba? Because in my head, I was thinking really bad one. In my head... Nelson Hand Jabba? Because in my head I was thinking Nelson... Hold on, I'm really going to piece this one together. Nelson Handella, where he just gives hand jobs to everyone.

There's Jabba the Hut. No, well, I shouldn't have put the Jabba part. It should have just been Nelson Handella. So where'd the Jabba come from? Because I wanted to make it, like, hand job. I could have just said Nelson Handella, and then he just gives hand jobs to everyone. Yeah. And that was his legacy.

Like, his nickname was... Is there anything you can do with nelson um jelkin jelkin handela yeah that's a good one there you go we found it we found it pieced it together it took a little wave we followed the roadmap um some bumps in the way but we we got there jelkin handela name the episode jelkin handela please guess guess what we're having today, Matt. Indian food. Yes. I'm so excited.

I went back in time from yesterday and I was like, why do I feel like shit today? Oh, yeah. It's because I had Indian food. I can't wait to have it after this podcast. We actually, Ryan and I would love to go to India this year. We would. And maybe make some videos there. And just goof around in India.

Tell us all the funny places in India we can go. We can go to... Stop! All the goofy watch beeping. We can go to the Bubba Gump Shrimp in India. Yeah. See, Ryan and I want to go to a bunch of foreign countries. That's not disre...

No, Ryan, listen to me, listen to me. If you went into a fucking Sunday school service and this shit happened, God would smite you on the goddamn spot. A fucking lightning bolt would come down and poof. Now that's Zeus. God can fucking shoot. They thought, listen, they thought it was Zeus. They thought it was Zeus back then, but that was God all along.

Yeah, my watch. And you don't remember Hermes? That's God too. Who was Hermes? The messenger guy. I just think of the Futurama character. Did you don't remember Hermes? That's God, too. Who was Hermes? I just think of the Futurama character. Did you see Hercules? No. Okay, well, do you know what the...

The messenger god, Hermes. He just delivers shit. Yeah. That's it. That's Hermes. Oh, that's it? He's just an idiot. How did all that stuff die out?

Why is that not like a main religion anymore? Because people went, that's stupid and goofy. Okay. I mean, that is probably what happened. That's exactly what happened. But also Greece. Well, Greece is still around. Yeah, but they're not worshiping the statues of Zeus over in Greece.

There's probably some people that still pray to Zeus and Hermes and Germaculus every day. Jebediah. That's a biblical name. I thought Seth is a biblical name. It's crazy, man. So is Ryan. It's just the out seth is a biblical name it's crazy man so is ryan it's just the just the most white dude name wait no it's not eli is i think i think ryan isn't ryan a biblical name is it i'm just imagining you with all the 12 disciples now but you're wearing your gym shorts and flip-flops and you're carrying you're smoking like a cigarette and like drinking

like a gatorade ryan biblical. He was the 13th disciple. Germanic origin derived from rock. Germanic. Power plus hard, strong and hardy. Look at you. So your name means strong and hardy. This is the name for Susan. So Shana, Joseph. What's the meaning behind the name Ryan?

Okay, what is the meaning of Ryan? Ryan is an English language given name of Irish origin. Whoa! Irish, look at that. That's interesting, because McGee's Irish, and I didn't know that Ryan also had Irish origins. But my first name wasn't chosen because of that. It's because my mom liked some character named Ryan in some soap opera she watched. Oh, yeah.

My friend Tess apparently got her name because her mom read the most depressing, fucked up book where a character is murdered, and her My friend Tess apparently got her name because, like, her mom read, like, the most depressing fucked up book where a character is, like, murder and her name was Tess. So she was like, I'm going to name my daughter this. You didn't let me finish the meaning of my name. Why? You thought you were done. Go ahead. Ryan is primarily a male name. It comes from the Irish surname Ryan.

Popular sources typically suggest that Ryan means little king or illustrious. Although the original meaning of the name is obscure. It means Ryan is obscure. It doesn't mean obscure, but the origins of its meaning is obscure. Okay. Okay. I'm pretty sure my name. That's interesting. I'm pretty sure my name. That's interesting.

I'm pretty sure I was named after that guy that collected debts in the Bible. So thanks, mom, for naming me after everyone's least favorite person, a debt collector. It means a gift, a gift, Matthew, gift of Yahweh. That's what that means. Yahweh. That's, I love Yahweh. Okay. Hebrew name is.

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That's what Matthew came from. Sounds like Maui. Matityahu. Matityahu. I got tit in my name. So there's no winning with usernames. Tit, twat, whatever. Tit, twat.

Tit for twat, man. You know, they just won't let me make my username Matt Watson because it's got twat in it. But if I change it to my Hebrew birth name, Matityahu, it's twat, man. You know, they just won't let me make my username Matt Watson because it's got twat in it. And even if I change it to my Hebrew birth name, Matityahu, it's got tit in it. So every website's going to be like, nope, can't do that. But Ryan and I do in 2019 and 2020 and so on. We would love to start doing videos in other countries, like vlogs and just going around, having fun.

Travel vlogs. Yeah, kind of, where we just kind of do our regular vlogs like we do now, but just in other places. But also, being just as respectful as we are here in America. Because there's that whole thing where... If not more so. You know, a lot of like vloggers will go to somewhere like Japan, kind of because like the fetishized idea of it and just be really disrespectful.

Yeah. That's not what we want to do. We want to go experience another country, have fun doing it and make really funny videos doing it to share with the viewers while staying very respectful To the country's culture and people I think mainly I just want to like have a good time Yeah, I'm a travel good time doesn't have to mean that you make everyone else's time shit yelling in a job seconds Yeah, take a gun out and kill you that takes less than a second. So you can't saying this time equal this time equal

than a second so what are you saying does time equal does time equal uh quality no it doesn't it's not and I hate that like fucking Logan Paul had to go and ruin going to other countries for YouTubers because it's like I mean I read another story and he jumped in the fucking place where they all shit

and piss really the canal oh really him and his brother jumped in it I think good for them man I'm glad they're still making moves well that was a while ago well they just got in trouble or logan did or jake for promoting like the gift boxes yeah what's that about some gambling thing or like uh basically think of them as real life loot boxes and they're uh i mean i don't see how it's any different than the loot box except except more expensive. And maybe I need to look up on it,

like look up the shit more like the facts. But to me, I think it's just shitty. Because one, Jake's an idiot. Two, Jake sucks. Three, Jake's a horrible role model for kids. And four, he claims that he is aware of his audience but doesn't try to manipulate them at all, which is bullshit because all of his marketing tactics are that,

at least a lot of them are that of ones that target small children and take advantage of them because, with this one, loot boxes are big and stuff, but usually on Overwatch, you're not getting real shit, you know. Yeah. So it's that thin line of gambling. Isn't it? It's that thin line of gambling when you're talking about gaming.

It's like not illegal, but it's. Yeah, and in this form, it really is gambling. Because it's like, you can win up to a hundred million dollar house. Or you can win this really nice, probably million dollar car. Or you can get a Nutella hoodie. Or you can get shitty sneakers and all this other shit. So it's not even like merch. It's just like random shit?

Yeah, and it's random shit. And basically, this company pays a lot of money. I think they actually offered good old Keem, the man, the myth, the dumbass, uh, they offered him $100,000 and he turned it down. So if that's saying anything, they, they definitely offered Rice, Gum and Shake a shit ton of money. So basically, um, they give the YouTubers a shit ton of money off the bat, like any other brand deal. Um, uh, and I guess they, then they give them a box and they open it up it's a brand deal except it's just

shitty where do these companies get this money where it's like here's a hundred thousand dollars to open our box it's like where did this money where do they get this fucking money because they know the Ross we're recording a fucking podcast are you trying to do voice acting oh sorry man don't worry we'll first podcast of the Ross, we're recording a fucking podcast! Are you trying to do voice acting?

Oh, sorry, man. Don't worry. First podcast of the year, number one, two, three. You want to come say hi to everyone? First podcast of 2019. Hello. You want to promote anything, Ross? No, not this time.

What about your... Aren't you camming now? Are you a cam girl now? Oh, yeah. Sorry. I'll cut that out. So people don't, so people don't look for it. Bye Ross.

I cannot stand Ross. One more minute in this office. I can barely sit. Yeah. Um, lots of the hemorrhoids, but you know, anyway,

Ryan, it's about that time that we, uh, say a little thank you to our sponsor. Wait, wait, wait. Are you saying,

you know, we're talking about people giving Jake and all them shit for doing brand deals, and yet we're doing a brand deal? But it's different. It's a different thing. Why? Why? They're promoting gambling to kids. Well, so you're saying just because we're providing a really nice service such as Harry's.

Yes. How does Harry's tie into your New Year's resolution? Let me tell you. Sorry. Boy. Harry's can save you about $100 a year if you're a regular shaver. Harry's products have won tons of awards,

including a 2018 Esquire Grooming Award. Damn. They'll keep you looking and feeling great. Esquire? That's a classy-ass magazine. It sounds classy. That's like the other GQ. Well, let me tell you something, Ryan.

When I have to shave my body parts, like my face, I use my Harry's razors. They sent us some free Harry's razors, and I do have to say I absolutely love them. They're very, they slide across my skin. There's no pulling and tugging, and Harrison and Jackson

live with me, and those boys grow facial hair like uh like the Dickens yeah like the Dickens so I let them use the Harry's razors Harry said their faces are so smooth with no razor burn no no no bumps they just they tell me they're like hey when are you getting another shipment from Harry's because we need to shave and those are some good razors. Wow. Not only that, Matt, but apparently, because it's the start of a new year, they've created a trial offer for our viewers. They can claim theirs today by going to harrys.com slash super mega. But wait! There's more descriptions we have to read! Harry's founders were tired of paying for razors that were overpriced and over-designed.

They knew a great shave doesn't come from gimmicks like vibrating heads, flex balls, or handles that look like spaceships. I can make many jokes about that one, the way they worded it, but I'm not going to. Tactics, the leading brand, has used to raise prices for years. They fixed that by combining a simple, clean design with quality, durable blades at a fair price.

Harry's bought a world-class blade factory in Germany. Got that Deutsch, That Deutsch blade factory. Heck yes. That's been making quality blade for over 95 years. I did good there. They've been making quality blades for over 95 weeks. Not only that, they've received over 20,000 five-star reviews on Trustpilot and Google. Harry's replacement cartridges are just $2 each as well.

They also got rid of the upcharges that are about half the price of the lead brands. There's also a 100% quality guarantee. That means if you don't love your shave, let them know and they'll give you a full refund. That's a fu-fu-fu-fu-full refund. Get a $13 value trial set that comes with everything you need for a close, comfortable shave that has a weighted ergonomic handle, a five-blade razor with a lubricating strip and a trimmer blade, rich lathering shave gel, and a travel blade cover. Listeners of Super Mega Cast can redeem their trial at harrys.com slash super mega. Uh, yeah, so just make sure you go to harrys.com slash super mega to, uh, redeem your offer

and let them know, uh, we sent you. Because you're, you're helping support the show. Yes. And you're getting a nice shave while doing it. Hell yeah. What could be better than that? Nothing. besides winning two million dollars in the lottery or in or a million dollars? Oh loot box or five hundred thousand dollars in the lottery or a hundred thousand honestly Just if I twenty thousand dollars in the lottery if I won anything about five dollars on a lottery ticket I won I remember like I think I've won lottery tickets four times, but each time it was three bucks.

So then I gotta go drive it back in, do the whole process of redeeming. A lot of people like to do the scratch-offs because usually the win rate on those are a bit higher. Yeah. Because they give you just $3, $2 prizes. Every time the Powerball or the Mega Millions, is it like 90 billion or however much?

It's not that much but whenever it's like at its max and everyone's going by i always go and i buy some just because i'm like i'm not gonna win but it's kind of fun dude some people are i'm glad that you have this mindset about the lottery because when i used to work at food line and i have to and i had the deal because i worked at the the front desk which means i sold lottery tickets and uh like propane and a bunch of other stuff um i know um so when I was doing people's lottery, there are people who were serious about it. They had like sets of 10 different numbers.

They're like, make sure these numbers are for the Powerball. Make sure these are for the Mega Million. They get like, there's this woman that always came in. She would get 10 Powerball, 10 Mega Millions. Then there was like a Palmetto something nine. I can't remember. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Whatever that one is. She would get like five of those and then she would get pretty much five of each scratch off. And like, I would just have to sit there and like type in the numbers and like get everything sorted out. Oh, she spent, she would always spend probably around $200 on lottery tickets. Oh my God.

That's just, in the grand scheme of things, she's like, if I end up spending $100,000 on the lottery, but eventually I make back $25 trillion, it all works out. Or if you don't win, you spend $100,000 on pieces of paper. The original loot box. The scratch and sniff lottery tickets. Does it all smell like ass to you? Because it is. It's a bad deal.

They should do that where it's like scratch and sniff, and if it smells like roses, you won. But all of them smell like shit. I know. Why don't we do that? We should do that. Yeah, we should sell loot. And it's like if it smells like roses,

you can come out and get a free trip with us. Like come hang out. But most of them just smell like shit. Like, we... No, you and I specifically take a shit, take those swabs, and it smells like either your shit or my shit. And, like, we take it to one of those, like, specialists that makes fragrances and we're like, duplicate this.

And Nathan, for you, took the poop flavor to do the ice cream shit with. And he took it to, like, the specialists? Dude, in Southern California, you can find anything. I guarantee we could take our shit to a fragrance specialist. And they could recreate the exact flavor notes of our shit. Like, exactly. Ugh, that would be awful. The thing about lottery tickets is it's like, I don't think there's anything wrong with buying lottery tickets.

But I think some people, you know, especially people working like minimum wage. I feel like, and of course it's not my life. So I'm not trying to tell people I live their life. It's my life. Sorry. Don't you forget. It's my life. It never ends.

It never ends. I love people that groove like that. You can't see it audience, but like there's, there's people that like you know kind of like do this you know kind of like sly groove then there's people that do this it's like you have a twitch

and like it looks like sometimes cause they don't know rhythm well and I granted I don't to an extent but there's like the people that do the chicken bob because like they start to time the nod but it's not at the right time so then they like fast forward their heads like okay yeah yep i um before i get back to the lottery remember that time i went to the bar and there was a band playing and there was that old white dude and he was standing in the back and he was clapping his hands over his head but he was so stiff just like yep and i filmed him and then i took i got rid of

the audio and i just put basic bar audio so I made it look like he was just clapping to nothing I gotta figure out what I did with that but it was good But lottery tickets I feel like my two cents is if you're making shit money And you don't have any money saved and then you spend most of your money on the lottery You know you'd be much better off putting that in a saving account Because it's like the odds of you winning they're there, but they're so small. It's like you're kind of just throwing away money. And they designed the lottery

I think that way. Think about it this way. The trap. Pour people into that idea of like, I could be rich. The people the odds are so small if you're playing the lottery, just buy one ticket. Because even if you buy a hundred tickets even if you buy a thousand tickets even if you buy a thousand tickets

your chances really don't go up that much but the amount you spend does so like if you're like I'm gonna buy five do you know do you know the percent of like how much that raises your chance of winning it's just so

minuscule you can't even tell. But you think, you know, oh, it's five more chances to win. It's like, just get the one. That's all you need. Unless you're going to buy a million lottery tickets, that would actually up your chances a decent amount. You know how much you would fucking spend? I know. You'd spend over a million dollars.

I know, I know. And you got to do it in cash, too. So it's like you got to bring like duffel bags of cash to the gas station. But you know how, you know the odds of winning the lottery. You've seen that number. Do you really think buying four extra tickets really raises your, like raises those chances that much when looking at it? No. No, it changes it from one in 500 million to four in 500 million.

I know, it's not that much. But then there's nothing like if you want to go have fun every now and then, go buy one, go for it. Of course. I don't think it's smart to the people that go and spend like 200 when they don't have that much money don't make the lottery your job yeah or like you're one out because if you invest that money uh or save it just one more score you got a lot more chance of or bet on horse racing that's a much better option ryan and i have been betting on horses in the last year he actually lost the channel for a couple days.

We couldn't upload. It was one of the hiatuses. We didn't say it, but he did bet the channel without asking. Well, I would have won if the last race, but my horse tripped, and he still had a considerable lead. He could have just... No, that was two weeks ago. I'm talking about the one where the horse

tripped, the guy got mad, took a shotgun out and blew its brains out, and he still had ample enough time to win. But you still bet the channel on that one, which we lost. And that was a fucking nightmare to get it back. We had to do a lot of things that we don't want to even talk about to get the channel back from that guy. But we did get the channel back. Fuck you, Stoven Rogers. I fucking hate Stoven.

But we do have an agreement that we won't bet the channel in horse racing anymore. You can bet whatever you want. But it doesn't say anything about cockfights or anything. We haven't drafted that one yet. So I better get this in before we draft that one up. Because I got a lot riding on one this weekend. Is that why you're going to Tijuana this weekend? Very purebred.

It's actually one that I bought in South Carolina and took on the plane with me. I told people it was my little therapy dog. That's like a vest. It was just scratching the hell out of me the whole time. Do you ever try to pick up a chicken and they freak out? Chickens are on drugs, dude. They're fucking mean. You can cut off their head and they run around still yeah i mean you can do that to people too if you want i don't think that works the same i don't think a person will still

that's the first big meme challenge of 2019 cut off your friend's head and see if they run around they would do there was that guy that um in i think in france during like the french during like the French, during like the guillotine days. Guillotine. Sorry. It's from the Death Grips song. Guillotine.

I just want to say guillotine. Of course. Dude, Death Grips is so fucking sick. Bro fist me for that one. But, um, I, he was allowed to like study people after they got guillotined, um, where he would do this test where before they die, he'd be like, I'll ask you a question, right? If you get your head cut off, then I want you to like blink twice if you can if you're still conscious and then like some people would

be able to still do it after they got their head cut off really yeah and that's scary I mean it could also like muscle spasms happen like that type of shit like that face you just did because it's very it's like rigor mortis-y because like when a face is spasming it probably looks more like a like a robot like twitching

than it does of any normal human that'd be freaky as hell to still see someone's facial stuff moving after their head gets cut off i never wish to see that someone's head i had a dream that while i was in south carolina so i i take uh ambien i don't i don't i don't want to have a roseanne incident um you take ambien to start tweeting out racist shit. Drink a carton of eggnog before bed. I crush up the Ambien and I mix it with the eggnog. Make sure a dash of cinnamon is in there.

I can't forget the cinnamon. Or eggnog. Because you can get high as F and F in balls off of a nutmeg. High as F in balls, dude. But I take medication every day for anxiety. And it does one of the side effects is I get these weird vivid dreams I get these crazy vivid

just weird ass dreams that I wake up and like what the hell and I upped my dose recently and one of the side effects that I've noticed is I talk in my sleep almost every night now and um fuck what was I saying you were having you're having

a very vivid dream no before that what do you mean you were talking about not before the roseanne thing fuck dude wait i it had to do with a dream oh okay i had a dream i was in court back folks and i was uh i was on trial for i was at bible camp and i had to teach some kids something and i like accidentally taught it wrong and they were gonna behead me for it and i was in court like in shackles and they showed me like before court started they had like a promo video for like court and it was just people getting beheaded and it was like this could be you and i was like fuck i'm gonna get beheaded and they all they all use like really sharp like a very bad car commercial type quality of a thing. This could be you.

Do you want to get beheaded at a lower cost? Teach the Bible wrong. Dude, if Super Mega ever blows back in our face and fails, inevitably, I say that we need to just, when we're down our luck, just start making local car commercials. Dude, I've said this a few times, but Cyndago, before it was a sketch comedy channel, we were just going to make it a business and Daniel and I were going to go around to

churches and offer up video services of like, hey, we can record your services or we can make promotional videos for you and stuff like that. That's a good market in South Carolina. I did that. I used to shoot weddings. I mean, I did it for my own church, but I'm talking about going out to other churches and making it a freelance Carolina. I did that. I used to shoot weddings. I mean, I did it for my own church, but I'm talking about like going out to like other churches and making it like a freelance thing. I did that for my church a couple of times. Um, and then I also, uh, we weren't religious at

that point. We just knew that churches loved that shit. They love getting filmed. Oh yeah. I shot a couple of weddings back in the day before I started doing like full, like back in freshman year of college. You shot up a couple weddings i did um fun stuff and i actually i would go and i would take my cameras and some friends and i would shoot a wedding there's no way to like say it where it doesn't sound like like yeah i went i shot a wedding yeah i was just checking up like to see the newest like uh spider-man movie but they don't let you shoot at the movie theater so i've gotten away with shooting in a movie theater before though remember that do you remember that time we saw the emoji movie in

theaters and we started live streaming like we didn't say where but we started like live streaming the screen during the live streaming the actual movie and then you leaned over and you're like wait we could get in trouble for this so we had to just stop it's like a federal law like before the movie starts directly it was directly connected to our super mega there are like 7 000 people or some shit watching like wait this is totally illegal you're just like you're like should i go live on telescope and we just went live during the movie and started like filming i forget about that we didn't show us we didn't feel i don't think we said anything no we did it was just like in like kind of just between the seats looking at the screen.

I wish we could stream the whole thing. People are like, what is this? And then when they figured it out, they're like, oh shit. And I think it's because we saw some comments like, guys, you're going to get in trouble. Oh shit, you're right. We didn't even think about that. No, we just stopped it and enjoyed the emoji movie. It's a Sony pictures or whatever.

We realized our wrong. We didn't mean to defraud you by filming three minutes of the Emoji Movie. Which is on YouTube. It's on Pornhub. Is it? Yeah, the whole movie's on Pornhub. You can go watch it on Pornhub. Okay.

This is a weird thing, but. I'm excited to see where this will go because I brought up Pornhub and Okay. This is a weird thing, but I'm excited to see where this will go. Cause I brought a Pornhub and now you're bringing something up. I've gotten into a new type of porn and I, I don't mean to get too, I'm not going to say the specific channels or anything or give any details, but people, you know how there's vloggers on YouTube.

There are now vloggers on Pornhub where they just go to different cities and vlog and show the sites and stuff and then they just fuck. But it's all amateur type shit but also the vlog segments are filmed really well. It seems like it's with a slider. Super mega Patreon 2019. We're gonna go vlog

in cities and then just get our fuck on. Yeah. That's what we're doing, man. Okay. We should have a feet Patreon. I would love to do a Pornhub. I would love to do a Pornhub show at some point. I think another YouTuber reviews some porn or something and then shows on Pornhub. Because Pornhub has ads and shit now.

We should watch weird porn and review it. If Pornhub wants to throw that deal our way, I would love to watch some weird ass porn and review it. Matt. Or play hentai games or something on pornhub matt as a friend i highly recommend you look up those vloggers on pornhub email it to me man okay i'll check it out i'll be sure to check it out use the business email yeah so i can i can really uh just just for curiosity check it out okay yeah the one where the password's paper towels or the

other one uh the other one okay i think the firecrackers got it yeah um make sure you cut that out um how many people are gonna go try to log in firecrackers three actually speaking of porn we want to do one more ad read real quick uh we gotta thank another sponsor who has so kindly sponsored our podcast this time it's uh it's the man in green tights. It's Robinhood. Yeah. Robinhood is an investing app that lets you buy and sell stocks, ETFs, options, and cryptos all commission free. They strive to make financial services work for everyone, not just the wealthy.

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It's kind of fun. It's kind of fun just going, watching them grow. And I actually use Robinhood to put some stocks in singular. That's Robinhood with R-O-B-Y-N? I-N. Ryan. I hope it wasn't a lot of money. You need to make a call don't you yeah

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to help build your portfolio. Megacast.robinhood.com. Ryan, I think you got scammed. I think you need to go take care of that. Yeah. I'm going to go put in a call, and then we'll finish up the podcast. Okay. You back?

Ryan just got off the phone. Yeah. Did you get your money back? Talk about it after the podcast. When can we do another merch sale? Oh, we still have a lot of merch on the way that's not here yet. So we're doing another one in the month of January? Maybe.

Maybe. We got some new merch, guys. Never before seen. Cool stuff. I'm excited. But, oh god, I feel a belt coming, but it's like... A belt? A belch. Okay. Oh, it went away. It's the worst. It's just like that pressure builds and it's like a belt a belt okay oh it went away that's the worst just like that pressure builds i mean it's like there's a man assigned to me and he checks on my stability

yeah you know classic man classic also we got seattle and portland shows coming up next month those are all sold out uh but if you're coming it's gonna be a lot of fun and then uh after that we will have more dates to announce um i believe so i got a couple sold out. But if you're coming, it's going to be a lot of fun. And then after that, we will have more dates to announce. I believe so. I got a couple of dates this week, if you know what I'm saying. My man, Lion. Slaying it, man. Court dates.

Oh. Well, still slaying it, man. Hope you win. Hope you win. These cases do not look fun. You shared a little bit with me. I shouldn't even say that because that's illegal. But, you know, I hope you win.

Yeah. Odds are not in your favor. Hunger Games. Hunger Games. Good book. Well, I mean, you actually are, your legal crises are not looking good at the moment. Yeah. I mean, 2019 looks like it's going to be a different year for me.

So in terms of all that. Well, the things you did were highly illegal. It's a new year, new me. We do want to preface by saying, if Ryan does end up in jail by June or so, we'll find a new co-host.

I mean, I could Skype from the jail phone. You don't have Skype in jail. I could call from the jail phone for like 15 minutes. That's enough time to do a let's play. Yeah, we could put some ads in that. You could describe to me what's going on in the game. Or you could live stream it to me. Mario, he's wearing overalls.

I just jumped. Jumping into your mom's bed. Very nice. That's on a filter. And then you just get cut off because the time's up. Ryan? We lost him. I gotta wait like two hours until you can call back. right i had it paused all right i'm pressing start all right

and then you just get like brutally assaulted someone that wants the phone and just like oh is he job just get your ass kicked and i just hear someone like some guy picks it up hello and they just hang up and that's it imagine with super mega from jail dude we get to go to one of those billionaire prisons where we can still run Super Mega. Like Pablo Escobar? We can build our own Super Megaplex and do it from there. Watch fucking Dukirk in the movie theater?

Ooh, yeah. We can make our own movie theater and go see Dukirk again. Great movie still. Seriously, Dukirk is fucking phenomenal. Still holds up. As it's aged, I've realized that as an experience, it's a really good imax theater experience as a movie it's still a decent war film but i think uh dukirk pales in comparison to the likes of you know saving

private ryan's full metal jacket or if you use the brand deal we told you about harry's you can be shaving ryan's privates yes do you like that one that was a good one thank you is that how we're ending the podcast no uh it's real because i am hungry i want indian food well real quick we both saw the movie vice christian bale is dick cheney yes and we both liked it uh-huh we both enjoyed it we both both also I didn't see the end credit scene which you said thank god because that put a bad taste in your mouth it was a terrible end credit scene

small hands cheeto man but overall the way I would explain it is it kept me interested I enjoyed it there was just a lot of stuff that happened where the execution on certain things, whether it be the editing. Like the ideas

were good. Some of it felt like a Buzzfeed video, I would say. That's what my friend Harrison said. And it's like, I really did like the movie. I felt like the editing was kind of poor or jarring sometimes. But other than that, good movie, good acting. Go see it. It's very educational if you're more interested about the George Bush era and the Iraq

War. Because you guys were probably, a lot of you were probably youngins when that happened. We were youngins. I remember that. We were youngins, yeah. I mean, I remember the video of Saddam Hussein. You know what video I'm talking about? Where he does the kickflip? Nope.

Oh, the other one. Yeah. Okay. The kickflip one's cool. Yeah. But the other one is. Well, I mean, they're the same video, but I was talking about the thing that happens right after the kickflip.

He doesn't stick it. He kickflips straight into, you yeah his predicament that was i mean that was that was good on their part tricking him into that you know they're like but you can't do a kickflip and he does it watch this oh i'm in a noose now slips slips the rope and there you go actually that was probably one of the cleanest i've ever seen it's on cell phone video so you can't really get a good clear view of the kickflip. But you can hear it, and you know that it was solid. It was a solid kickflip. Well, guys,

podcast is on Spotify and iTunes. We're still on our hiatus, but we'll be back in a week or two. I'm not sure. We're still doing the podcast. But if we're not back sometime next week, we will still have a podcast next week. And we want to thank you for all your support in 2018. Cheers to more in 2019. As in cheers cheers to more content hopefully more live action content

you know what we promise a lot of stuff instead of promising stuff i'm just gonna say we're gonna get it done we're gonna get it done we're gonna give you guys a really good year hopefully yeah and go watch the best of 2018 it's a clip show we have some live action segments at a park everyone was commenting on my hair and how i looked like review bra and if you missed snowy mega there's a best of compilation of that or you can also go back and watch through snowy mega which is our holiday special stuff yeah but go

check out I honestly do think the best of 2018 the year in review great video it's about almost two hours long it's all the best clips from 2018 got podcast live action gaming stuff everything so and some cool fan art at the end so also keep that fan art at the end. Also, keep that fan art coming, guys.

We fucking love that. And we want to find ways to start featuring that in more videos. So put it on Twitter. Twitter's probably the best place we'll see fan art. Just tag us. Hashtag super mega art. Let's get that going. Anyway, guys, love you.

See you next week. Bye-bye. Get it?