supermegashow - EP 124 - The Great Disaster

Episode Date: January 19, 2019

We read our horoscopes, Matt spills coffee on himself, and Ryan shares one of his most shameful shocking stories: The Fecal Incident. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Wow. That number is big. Can you imagine when we hit episode 124,000? We're going to. Yep. It's inevitable. No, no, it's not. We will not be alive. Yes, we

will, because remember when we signed that contract with the devil, we sold our souls to become YouTube famous, and he said, okay, but you're gonna be the first immortal people, and you have to do it until Earth is gone. So we'll probably, like America... That's not gonna be too long. What? It's not gonna take too long for Earth to be gone. Well, you don't know that.

Earth could still be here, humanity could be gone, and we're the only ones left, and we still have to make videos and podcasts. Well, you don't know that. Earth could still be here. Humanity could be gone. And we're the only ones left. And we still have to make videos and podcasts. Well, it's for people in the afterlife at that point. It's a new audience. It's an audience of everyone. Heaven FM, baby. You gotta broadcast up to the people behind the pearly gates.

Man, could you imagine, like, dying and then, like, waking up and, like, you're actually in, like, this clouded area with, like, golden pearly gates and shit like waking up and like you're actually in like this clouded area with like golden pearly gates and shit like that like there's this guy in a robe and he's like oh my god you're peter and then he goes yep that's me don't know why you're here and i'd be like oh yeah i'm probably supposed to be down down under that was a mistake like you show up at the pearly gates and they're like checking the list and he's like, what's your name? Ryan McGee? With a MCGE? I'm like, uh, yeah.

Yeah. Okay. And he like goes through and he's like, hold on a second. And he like calls for somebody and then you just watch them like behind the front desk, like kind of quietly talk for a bit. And you're kind of like, you're like MCG. Well, that's not on here. And I'm like, sir, we don't have your reservation. You're like, oh, then try MAG.

Sir, you're not on here. There must have been a mistake. And then a show called The Good Place about it. Is that already a show? Yeah. Sounds like a Fox show. The whole point of The Good Place is like this person got into the heaven type place, but they don't belong there because there was a clerical error.

Because God makes plenty of errors, you know, when he's making that list. Actually, God in the show, his name is Sean. Sean. And they make sure to like make it a point for you to know it's a joke because like one of the characters goes, his name's Sean?

That's what I love about those types of shows is they got to... They got to really like hammer every joke on them. Yeah. Honestly, the good news is when you go to hell, I'll be there too. So at least we can hang out when we're in hell. Yeah. I mean, it might be fun down in hell.

That could. We're going to be shoveling coal in like 200 degree caverns. Like just covered in dirt and just sick. And there's going to be little like demons with pitchforks poking our butts to make sure we don't stop shoveling coal at a really fast rate. But we can still be cracking jokes all the time. I'll be like, Ryan, stop!

You'll throw coal at me and we'll get in a fake fight. We're still recording the podcast because as you said, the devil said that. Right. We've got to do it while we're shoveling coal, though, for Satan's furnace. And he just has to watch. For Satan's footbath.

He needs to soak his little piggies. Gotta soak them. His hooves. That's the thing. Satan's like, he's a nasty guy, but he has, he gets pedicures. He has beautiful feet. He has like French, French tips on his toes for some reason. Now you don't believe in ghosts, Matt.

Yeah. Do you believe in demons? Isn't a demon just a ghost? It's like, it's like an evil ghost. There's people that I've met that are like, I don't believe in ghosts, but demons are real. Like, okay. Demons, I...

That's like going like, wizards don't exist, but witches are fucking real. Well, witches were real. We killed a bunch of them. That's why they don't exist anymore. Well, maybe they should have thought about that before, you know, saying a word that men didn't understand at the time. Absolutely. They should have definitely thought about that.

Like, colonialism. They should have gotten that through their witch head. Okay, don't say that word, because now you're going to make me think understand at the time. Absolutely. They should have definitely thought about that. Like colonialism. Okay, don't say that word because now you're going to make me think you're a witch. No, well, I'm a man, so I can use big words like that. Oh, yeah. You're a wizard. It's only, yeah. You're a wizard, Ryan. So, guys, but anyway, welcome to episode 124,000 of the Super Mega Podcast.

We're just chilling in our studio. I'm sipping some cov our studio. I'm sipping some Covfefe. I'm sipping some Rogaine. Oh, sick. I just spilled hot coffee all over my face and my white shirt. You see that? Look at my shirt. Where's the face? Look at my shirt. Oh, yep. Do you see that? The shirt I just

got that's white. Why'd you do that? That doesn't come out well. No. And I mixed hot chocolate mix with it. In fact, that shirt actually will have that stain on it. or at least i just bought the stain for a while i'm pissed off probably until you throw it away i know you can't like really see it but i'm actually like furious at myself right now because that's not a little spill that's somehow like sprayed on my shirt it is from the top of my shirt all do i gotta take my shirt off now and go, like, wash it in the sink? Do you have to? Yeah, because I gotta get the stain out ASAP.

Okay, okay. I'll just sit here. Okay, will you wait for me to get back? Yeah, I'll wait. Okay, well, I gotta go walk out there with no shirt on and scare the new intern. Okay. Like, hey, buddy. It's a no-shirt office.

You didn't get the memo? And make him take his shirt off, but then I'll secretly put mine back on so he's working with his shirt off. And then Aaron and Brent walk in, and he's just by himself with his shirt office. You didn't get the memo? And make him take his shirt off, but then I'll secretly put mine back on. So he's working with his shirt off. And then Aaron and Brent walk in, and he's just by himself with his shirt off in his first week. I'm going to do that right now. Okay. I'll just sit here. I'll be on my phone.

I'm going to call back and say he got fired. Okay. Hi, shirt off. Okay. Mac. So how'd it go uh washed my shirt off in the sink did i take his shirt off yeah he did he's out there working right now with no shirt on so uh i hope that goes well for him all right well i'm gonna have another sip of my coffee try not to spill it on yourself i'm not i'm gonna try not okay well i'll have you know do you need a bendy straw you little sippy cup no ryan because i'm an adult and you know what it happens sometimes an adult have you oh my god that just made me think i don't think there's anything more embarrassing in life than when you spill a drink at someone's house or at a restaurant

and you get it on their shit oh that oh that's that's even worse but like you know as an adult i mean it happens to everyone you'll be at a restaurant and you'll knock your water over that's more embarrassing than that someone's placed oh for sure it's like oh i just looked i just looked like such a dumbass i just spilled my water everywhere now they gotta bring napkins because there's never enough napkins at the table you feel so bad that you feel like no i have to clean this up the waiters they they have their hands full right now they didn't expect this yeah and you kind of get that little like power struggle with them over cleaning it up. It's like, no, I got it. They're like, no, it's my job. It's fine. They're like, no, this is my job.

I can do it. And you just sit there silently while they clean it up and you just don't really say anything to the other person at the table with you. You just continue to eat. I think that's probably the best thing to do on a first date is spill your drink. Spill wine. Like, knock over a wine glass. Well, spill wine onto them because then you'll know if they're

an asshole or not. Because if they get mad at you for ruining their favorite, you know, dress or tuxedo, whichever they want to wear. I think, you know, there's that thing where it's like, take somebody swimming on a first date because then you'll see them without makeup. Dude, girls and tuxes. That's all I'm saying. Okay.

That's where it's at. Well, I was saying, you know, you take, there's that like joke where it's like, oh, take a girl swimming and then you'll see her without makeup. So you know what she really looks like. I have a different method where I just, I spill, I accidentally throw my water in her face at a restaurant. So then I know what she looks like without makeup and we can still go to a fancy restaurant. It's worked every time. I've never gotten mad about it.

I just, it's like a joke where I'm pretending to throw it, but I let the glass slip so it hits him in the face and the water goes everywhere. I'm also big into like broken noses, so. It's hot. It's a look. You, you break girls' noses? On the first date. Okay. Have we ever gotten into like any sort of physical alteration in like real life?

The worst fight you and, no, the worst fight you and I ever got in. Let's talk about some fights. Was, uh, the only one that I remember that was like, that was serious that we both were being little bitches on was the time I lent you my car. The day you walked Lego home? Yeah, I remember that too. I lent you my car and I can't remember what spiked it, but I ended up being a little bitch and like using that as like, I gave you my car to drive.

I don't remember why that was like, that's actually probably the only fight that comes to mind between us that was when was that that was 22 years ago it's 2016 yeah i remember we just like got into it was over text too and it was like so fucking i know and i remember like sitting at my desk like boiling with rage texting you and like every message you sent back like made me more mad and then i would send one back and you would get even madder and like I don't even remember what it was about it had to do with like something with the car and something with like

I think that there was more stuff under the surface that led up to that and it wasn't actually about that but then we just used that as a well the thing is like we fucking lived together we drove to work together we worked together we drove back from work together it's like we were We drove back from work together. We were up each other's asses for a period.

Yeah. I mean, there was a period where it was kind of tense between us because, yeah, we lived together. We had no other really friends out here. So we only hung out with each other. There was, we worked together at Game Grumps. Then we had a business, like a channel together. And then like we went back and forth to work. So like we only saw each other.

And we, that was like all, all we had in life was just nonstop seeing each other. Boys in the tub. Boys in the, I miss that. I do miss the hot tub at the old apartment building though. Go up there and cook in the jug like a stew, dude. Yeah. A lot of things happened in that hot tub, apparently.

Well, we don't need to get on that. No, I'm saying when I was talking to the security guard. Same. I loved her. I miss her. She got fired randomly. Oh, yeah. She moved or whatever. She was the nicest security guard at our old apartment building. And then she got fired for like... Then we got like the Nigerian dude. The Nigerian dude was cool.

Yeah. I liked him. He was chill. He was very nice. But I did like her because she was like, she would always kind of like spill the beans on other people. I think that's why she got fired. I'm almost certain that's why she got fired. But I remember she would like, she would give us like tips on how to like avoid the apartment charging us for stuff. And we're like, thank you. And I'm almost certain that's why they fired her.

They're like, why is she doing this? We're losing money. She was sweet though. She was so nice. She always said hey to us. Did you break her nose? No, I didn't go on a date with her. Well, I was about this close to asking her on a date and then they fired her.

So I lost all line of contact. If she's listening, if she's a big Superman fan, you're listening to hit me up. I miss you a lot. I don't remember your name, but. Do we ever tell a story of the time that I. Did we ever tell that story or is that a private story? I don't know what story you're talking about. Where I tried to send you a funny snap of explosive shit into the lobby toilet.

Have we ever told that story? I don't ever told that story i don't think we have i don't think we have i didn't know if you wanted to but i think that this is i think it's enough time has passed it's honestly ryan i think that that day was the hardest i've ever laughed in my life and i'm excited to finally tell this story so okay for all of you to know you know there was a uh there was a period where the comedy amongst us was like shitting and pissing in the toilets obscenely like it would be like regular snaps then randomly just like we would we were shocked we would send each other videos like uh like explosive diarrhea yeah like like we would like really hold it in and then just send a video I'd send a video to Ryan

of it just kind of like exploding out it's like a glitter bomb of shit cause he'd open a snapchat and be like what did Matt send me and then we'd send it back and forth or it's just like a log you know we were younger we don't do that anymore

I think it reached a point where we're like eh do you not do that anymore with any of your other friends? No. No, I don't. No. Okay. Yeah. No.

No. No. Okay. But I remember we were walking around kind of like a mall area, and I don't remember who was with us. It was you, me, and like another friend. I thought it was just you and I. Or this, well, after we split up from them.

Because I thought we were meeting up with someone. I think there was one more person there. It was only only you and i i was waiting in the lobby with someone just yourself okay well we're walking around and and you looked at me with this look i've never seen and you were like matt i have to take a shit right now and then like i followed you he kind of like ran back to the apartment like you were like like booking so you tell your side of the story first okay and then and then and then you know you get it you're gonna end it on the cliff hanger that it's like and then you pick up then it's gonna be like 20 minutes earlier okay then i'll tell my style yeah so from matt's perspective this is what happens so i'm following ryan and

he's like like sweat upon his brow i've never seen ryan have to this bad. I'm a little hanky and everything. And I'm like, this is serious. And we get back to the apartment, we get in the lobby, and Ryan's like, I can't even run up to the apartment, I just have to go in the lobby. Not in the lobby, in the lobby bathroom. You went in the lobby that one time. The apartment did not like that.

But he's running the bathroom, and I was like, hey man, keep me updated, send it to me. And he runs in the bathroom and I was like, I was like, Hey man, keep me updated. Uh, send it to me. And he runs in the bathroom. And, uh, I think about 20 minutes go by. Yeah.

A good long time. I don't hear, I don't like, I'm like, what's taking Ryan so long in the bathroom. And, uh, he comes out with this look on like,

like you've just seen a ghost, like just shocked. And I was like, what's up? And you're like, check your, check your phone. And I'll, I'll pass it over to Ryan now okay let's step back 20 minutes later or earlier okay 20 minutes earlier I'm walking into the restroom I feel that this is the type of explosive shit

where everything kind of comes out all at once in one little yeah like one of those like a like a t-shirt it's like uncorking some nice alcohol. Like you shake up a champagne bottle and pop the cork off. Exactly. So I was feeling that. I was feeling that pop sensation. I was like, this is going to be a perfect snap. This is going to be a this is going to make Matt so

just happy. So what I do is I lift up the toilet seat and I kind of squat over the wall. Wait, why'd you lift up the toilet seat if you were shitting? No, I mean, I'm squatting over... Oh, the bigger toilet seat, not the... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. So I squat over the bowl because I gotta have it

go right into the bowl because I'm not gonna put my phone underneath myself when it's something like that. Oh, yeah, no. And that's too vulgar. Yeah. We don't want to see all that. We just want to see the impact with the water. Yeah. So I't want to see all that. We just want to see the impact with the water. Yeah. So, like, I'm filming.

Like, I know I'm filming. And then I go poof. I'm like, oh, dude, that's a good one. And then I look at the camera to see if it's recording. Then I'm like, the bowl's empty. There's no shit in the bowl. I don't remember. And then I'm like, oh like oh shit i forgot to record it

and i got confused and then i turned around no because i remember i opened the snapchat and i just see the toilet bowl i see i just see water and i i hear this massive release but nothing happens in the toilet bowl. And then, like, the video abruptly stops. And then I look back. I had blown that whole load on the back of the toilet. Like, on the handle. On the wall. And, like, oh, my God.

The horror that struck me. Because this was just going to be a fun little goop that I was sending to my friend. And now I'm in a world of shit quite literally and so and the the the reason it took me so long is because like i went to fucking town cleaning up my shit i was like i am not leaving the restroom like this because the thing is that they have cameras in the lobby so like if someone went in there was like someone just someone just like how do you do that on the back of the toilet it wasn't just diarrhea and my favorite part about it was how the video abruptly stops and you can tell it's the moment you realize yeah you've done that and then you immediately like

i tapped to the next video and then it was just a picture of the aftermath and I wish I still had that picture and when I saw that I don't think I've ever laughed harder and you were like on your hands and knees and they're cleaning it up I was like I cleaned it up like

perfectly you would never know you couldn't tell I was in there it's just like just having to do that like i used up almost all of their toilet paper like i went through so many rolls flushing wiping getting some water and soap flushing like i oh my god just the just the moment of fear because i didn't know what was going on my brain didn't know how to process i'm like why didn't my because i felt my asshole was right over the toilet bowl And I'm like, why is there no shit in the bowl? It was the angle man. Just just and the whole thing of just turning back and seeing that fucking monstrosity It really was man.

Of spray. It really was like. Just all over the back of the toilet. It's like in Spongebob when they do the hyper like detail Shit, it's like if you ask someone to draw that shit That's what it looked like and it was all over the back man you fucking exploded that and then i just wanted to like what went through your brain when you when you turn around just horror because like at first it was like fuck fuck fuck because like i in my head at first i was like i'm gonna have to go tell someone i made an accident but then i'm like no i can't do that be like how did this happen i can't do that I'm a grown like 22 year old man or 21 however old I was at the time this was years ago I was probably 21 this was

well over 2 years ago yeah no I was probably 22 at the time yeah I think probably 22 21 or 22 I was 19 or 20 and then I had to take it upon myself to right my wrongs that's what you did though cause you know how many people in this world and I've seen it cause I you did though. Because you know how many people in this world, and I've seen it

because I worked at a restaurant. Do you know how many normal people just take a shit in the bowl and just don't flush? Yeah. You might have taken a shit outside of the bowl. I at least cleaned up after myself. What a mess. And you were in there for like 20 minutes. I was in there for a while. You were like, man, he's taking a while.

I remember just sitting in the lobby like, this one must be bad. It was bad. Your came out like your face was like white like you were just because you know i have a horrible gag reflex the whole time i'm in i'm in just fucking hell gagging touching my shit washing my hands like having like just oh imagine having to go with the nigerian guy and be, hey, man, I missed the bowl. How do you miss the bowl? But he thinks you mean like you like pissed outside the bowl. And he comes in and there's just a massive like grown man shit all over the back of the bowl.

I got to see if that picture is somewhere. That picture is glorious. It's a wonderful picture. I'd like to frame it and just like give it to you on your birthday. You should put it in yours. It's like a reminder like don't miss the ball this time so so what a classic story that was one of the funniest moments i've ever had with you in my life one of the funniest moments of my entire life that's in the top three yeah i was rushing to that you saw i was on the ground laughing like and you know i actually did have to go like i was rushing to that bathroom i was

yes i remember when you told me you had to like i was rushing to that bathroom i was yes i remember when you told me you had to shit i was like damn he really had because you were just like booking it yeah with like a look on your face like he means business but the thing is like like i was i was going so fast to that bathroom like but not as fast as postmates delivery service that's right, Ryan. Other than your absolute best friends, who could you ask to bring you red wine at 4 p.m., sushi at 9 p.m., and a breakfast burrito at 8 a.m.? That's Postmates. Postmates is your personal food delivery, grocery delivery, and whatever you can think of delivery service all year round. Actually, we talked about this on a previous podcast. I actually used Postmates to Postmate Ryan tissues and lotion at 6 a.m.

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that's a lot so thanks Postmates so yeah I wish I I should have just called Postmates for some toilet paper and cleaning supplies. That's the thing. They would have done it. They would have come in clutch. You could have barricaded yourself in the bathroom, called Postmates for cleaning supplies and toilet paper.

And within the hour, they would have been there with that. You'd have just been like, man, this is taking a while. I mean, it was already taking a while. I'm just waiting in the lobby. And then a Postmates driver comes in with cleaning supplies and just walks into the bathroom with you. I would just be so confused. Oh, man. Uh-oh.

I hired a maid cleaning service. I hired the topless maids. They just walk in topless, like three of them with like toilet plungers. I have to clean my shit off of the back of a commode. And you're just standing in the corner like with your arms crossed like very good, very good. You missed a spot. You're like smoking a cigar while they're cleaning your shit up. Topless Maids, that's an actual company.

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like come clean my house but have your titties out while you do it i don't understand people that legitimately order that like i'm I'm guessing, it sounds like probably something like a 60-year-old rich divorced white dude would do. He's like, I'm gonna have some topless college students come clean my house today. Okay, here's one. A little bit dirty topless maid's cleaning service. A little bit dirty?

I'm gonna look up reviews, because there's another cleaning, okay. Do they, do they, do they fuck, too? Is that, like, the secret thing about it, where, like, they can't advertise it, but's like oh you know that's what happens thank you eric for the sexy topless bartender and server you provided for my husband's surprise birthday party they were super sexy and we will definitely be recommending your services to our friends my husband can't stop is this like a fucking what like is this the gatsby type people like who does the it's like my husband loved the fucking device of the topless like they they refer to them as like

fucking like devices and utensils and shit my favorite thing about that my favorite thing about that review is that it's a wife that got her husband a topless woman and then was so happy with how much he liked it, she went on Yelp to write a review about how much she loved the topless woman they supplied for her husband. That is hysterical to me. This one's good. I'm happy I called a little dirty topless cleaning services because Cleo did a great job cleaning and was a pleasure to have in my home. She cleaned my bathrooms and helped with folding and hanging laundry. Her looks were amazing and so were her cleaning abilities. I recommend this service to anyone who wants their home cleaned by a sex-looking lady.

Good job, Cesar D. A sex-looking lady. Hold on. Do you want a sex-looking lady? I love this one. I emailed them and I haven't heard a response in two weeks. The maid is still here.

The name of the person who did that review is Hot Rachel. Hot Rachel? She needed a sex-looking lady. Now that cleaning delivery service has four out of five stars. Not bad, not bad.

But topless maids. That's the one I see. They have the big pink vans. Has two stars. Ooh, uh-oh. And let's see if they have any written reviews. I've called different companies for my husband, and when I called, why is it always the fucking husband? And why is it the wife compelled to write the review?

A few seconds later, I received a text of scantily clad women that I never requested and kept harassing with text to where I had to block him. Never call this unprofessional company. Then one five star. Yeah. So no one really reviewed them really well. I see their vans in Burbank. Actually, right next to the Walt Disney Animation headquarters is where they park their vans.

Because every time I drive through Burbank, past that area, I see the big pink van for the topless maid service. We should... Why don't we offer that service? Just like, we'll clean your house topless. With our dicks out. I don't think that one's legal. What? What do you mean? Is there a legal service where I can pull my penis out and it's legal?

I mean, they're paying for the cleaning. You just pulled your dick out. And if they're okay with it, so what? Well, they'd have to sign something in advance because... You pay strippers to strip. You just can't pay them for sexual acts. You can take out your penis. They have male strippers all the time.

That's true. That's true. Fucking idiot! Dude, relax. Okay? I just want to pull out my penis and clean that's my every time i clean my house i have this pair of of cargo slacks and i'll just pull my penis through the zipper and then just that's that's the only way i can clean yeah i love

cleaning man to be honest it's like it's it's tiring but it's such a nice feeling. That's interesting because I can't tell. You really outdid yourself at the end. That was a perfectly good slight. And then you were like... No, my place is pretty fucking messy because Harrison and Jackson live with me. And they're clean people. But when you have three grown men living in a one-person place in the living room,

it can get a little bit messy. Well, maybe they should get fucking jobs. Maybe they should get jobs. Stop mooching off of their best friend, Matt. They're not mooching off of me. I'm mooching off of them, if anything, because Harrison will cook dinner every night and clean. And I told him, I was like,

Harrison, we were joking about something. I was like, I'm gonna kick you out of the apartment. He's like, then who's gonna do the cooking and cleaning? And I was like, okay. Okay, touche. That's fair like then who's gonna do the cooking and cleaning and I was like okay okay touche that's fair that's a grown man who needs his friends to cook for him and topless

sex looking ladies to come over I love how like it's kind of like the same argument of like when you're leaving your mom's house it's like

then who's gonna cook for you fuck damn it didn't think about that I remember I can't go back to cereal and bunch of O' Crunch for the rest of my life. I love Bunch O' Crunch, though. It's good.

Put it in your popcorn. Oh, sorry. I was thinking of Honey Bunches of Oats. I mean, I was like, why would I put that in my popcorn? Oh, you mean the Candy Bunch O' Crunch. Yeah. Which we had last night because we went to go see the movie The Favorite. Which is a good movie.

Really good. I really liked it. Yeah. Really, really, really good. Oh, good movie. Really liked it. Yeah. Really, really, really good. Oh my God. I forgot what Olivia, whatever.

It's a phenomenal actress. So is Rachel Weitz and Emma Stone. Yeah, they were great. Um, I really liked the cinematography with the camera whips though. Yeah. I love that shit.

I like the whips. Those were very nice, especially like the small whips that were just, Oh yeah. We're just meant to be kind of like an eye focus, like how someone someone's eye they kind of did that shit a little bit in hereditary with the eye movement remember yeah after that one particular scene where the son's eyes are like darting everywhere in the front of the car oh yeah really well done good ass camera work and uh i don't like the set design the them design the writing acting everything was done like

really well and i don't know how you felt about it because i i did hear you say something after the movie i personally liked the like fish eye and like wide angle lens stuff they did like the really weird kind of distorted lens shot thing is that director's done a lot of stuff and like in in his movies especially in the killing of a Deer he uses those shots where it's like a lot of open space above and stuff like that and I think that those shots didn't work as well with the fish eye and I understand the fish eye used as like a stylistic thing but I

didn't understand the stylistic intent of it in this movie. It was almost like a reverse fish eye. Yeah. I don't know what it's called but it was like instead of it like bulging out it was like everything that wasn't in the center i don't like it's like it didn't super wide just super wide lenses it didn't detract from the whole movie just like every time it happened i'm like oh a fish eye it kind of was like it made me think of the specific camera lens and the way they were filming instead of the scene

it was setting up or whatever it was doing usually it was just a transition of like following a horse carriage on a trail for like a split five seconds like the the fisheye lens is used in what like five shots at most yeah it wasn't much so as i said this doesn't take you out that much but as i said like whenever i saw it it's kind of like when you're watching a youtube video of a skateboard youtube video and all of a sudden they throw in that fisheye lens stuff you're like oh yo we got to get a fucking fisheye lens and and we gotta go skate. We gotta shoot some skateboarding videos. Skater boy, dude. I actually do have I wanna do a video where we just go to a

skate park and put like Bam Margera's band over it, CKY and then we just get a fish eye and just film ourselves just trying to skate, but shoot it like a skate video and like try to drop into a half pipe or... You already saw what happened when I tried the drop. Well, you didn't even mean to. You just kind of did it and then fell off the skateboard at the end of our video skater boy and

friendly cop after the end card there's a shot of ryan uh where he's standing on the skateboard tucker didn't capture it it's it's like half off camera but ryan accidentally while he's standing on the skateboard getting ready for the shot the skateboard just like starts to go down the ramp no the thing is i did that on like i went down starts to go down the ramp no the thing is i did that on like i went down i was going down the ramp on purpose because i thought like this is a small thing i can do it and then nope and i was leaning back i was leaning back it's honestly forward apparently yeah you gotta like lean with it to keep your gravity like center but but you uh yeah you could see it at the very end of the video you guys should go watch it was very funny

yeah just put bubbles all in my very funny you had an open container of bubble mix and when you fell it was like a perfect banana peel slip like in a cartoon when a kid slips on a banana peel it was just like that, you could easily add that sound effect and you threw the bubble mix straight in your face and your head and your face

it was coated with a soapy bubble mix you just like stand up and you're just like covered in it. I think that's the funniest thing about that was not the fact that you even fell. I mean, that was funny. It was the added benefit of having

bubble mix into my eyes. Bubble mix in your eyes. In the process of doing it. The things I do for the sketch. It was just so perfect. I loved it, man. This whole podcast episode has just been talking about comedic times when you have fallen or

thrown something in your face or shit on the back of a toilet seat. And it's just an unfortunately Ryan situation. A series of unfortunate events. A series of Ryan events. Is that the name of this episode? Sure. I don't know. What are we going to name this one? What's the thumbnail going to be? Funny Poopoo.

How about us as topless maids? I mean, we can't draw ourselves. Okay. Well, we don't have to have titties. We'll just be topless. Or you could be blowing. How about Don does an incredibly detailed, hyper-realistic, like, oil painting style of shit blowing out of your ass under the toilet?

Like my, like. Okay. Yeah. I actually don't know what we could use for this podcast. Guys, give us suggestions in the comments. Well, I mean, it's already come out. Fuck. Fuck.

I know. I know. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's a, it's a hard one. Yeah. Maybe since there's more conversation to be had, there will be something. We'll figure something out. A little more safe to work with. We can come up with a clever thumbnail and then base the conversation around it to justify it. Yeah.

We've done that in the past. We have. Once or twice. Once. I think we were like, we need a thumbnail. Let's have this conversation so we can have that thumbnail. How about, I got it. How about us sitting in the Oval Office with Bill Clinton and he's smoking a cigar and he's got a big ass grin on his face. And you and I.

Can we have faint white stains on our clothes? We can both be wearing dresses. Yeah, the famous blue dress. Okay. We're both wearing the blue dress. Bill Clinton looked at the dress and went, Is it black and blue or white and gold? That's not my cum.

Prove it. You know, there was that whole dress meme where it's like, What color's the dress? It's blue. Blue and black. I saw white and gold. I'm sorry, but know, there was that whole dress meme where it's like, what color's the dress? It's blue. Blue and black. I saw white and gold. I'm sorry, but it's not,

it wasn't white and gold. No, I know, but I, when I see it, I see white and gold. So you saw the wrong thing. Well, it's just how my, and I saw the right thing.

It's just how my eyes work, Ryan. Just like Yanny and Laurel, the greatest meme of 2019. Yeah. That one, that one though, it's specifically kind of,

they're not actually, I don't know. What are they actually saying? It has to do with like frequencies you can hear. Yeah. That one, though, it's specifically kind of, they're not actually, I don't know. What are they actually saying? It has to do with frequencies you can hear. Yeah. So some people can only hear one thing. I can only hear Yanny, and you can only hear Laurel. Yeah. I never heard.

I heard Yanny when, because you can change the pitch. It's all about when you change the pitch. I had to change it almost to the end to hear Laurel. And I was like, what the hell? Well, the thing is, when you do that, then you can start going back further, and you can hear a little bit. Dude, we should make Yanny or Laurel. And I was like, what the hell? Well, the thing is when you do that, then you can start going back further and you can hear a little bit. Yeah. Dude, we should make

Yanny or Laurel t-shirts. Wouldn't that be sick? Oh, yeah. And then they could have they could have Zelda on it. They could have you know, my favorite types of designs

are those that you would find in Hot Topic. Ooh. Imagine Hot Topic taking over our merch and they just sell the worst fucking like shirts. I'm really excited that we'reic taking over our merch and they just sell the worst fucking, like, shirts.

I'm really excited that we're in control of our merch operation because, like, I love designing shirts and I love working with Ryan to come up with, like, cool-ass ideas for merch. We got some cool stuff on the way. We got stuff coming soon. Maybe beanies? Maybe tote bags? Tote bags?

We'll see. We'll see. Just a little tease. Just a little nipple rub for you. Yeah. Just to get your nipples slightly erect if you're over the age of 18. I would love to have some new merch go on sale this month if we can have that happen. But right now we're still finalizing the past few sales just to make sure everything is going to go off without a hitch this time.

Apparently the United States Postal Service. They lost like almost 50 packages. Yeah, like I think that. Are you done? Are you done? Well, I always choose to swallow my mucus instead of spitting it up. Oh, Ryan, come on, man. I have nothing to spit it in.

I think that the United States Postal Service on on their list of skills, is delivering packages. But right below that, their second skill is losing packages. And God, so many people were just like, I never got my package. And then we go and we check the tracking. And it's like, well, we shipped it out three weeks ago. It's been stuck in transit since November 18th? It's definitely not still in transit almost two months later. I know.

So, yeah. So. So. Yeah. They lost it. And then some people were like, yeah, the guy left my poster out in the rain. Or like some person said that like when they got their package, it had been cut open and taped back together. So someone in the postal service ripped it open or cut it open and cut it and like taped it back together. And in the process, they cut the shirt and then just like left it.

How can there be no like repercussions like is there no way to figure out so many fucking letters that have to be delivered it's like they can't track and trace all that stuff so to everyone whose package was lost apologies that sucks but we're trying to like fix stuff

so don't worry about that we are making sure we're in the phase right now where we're just kind of dealing with any orders that maybe had like I ordered two patches and I only got one or like their package was lost we're dealing with all that and making sure everyone is happy and like

we said if you have any problems with your merch email us at help at super mega show dot net and we'll see what we can do just make sure you include your four digit order number so we can look it up otherwise it's very difficult for us because a lot of people order us or a lot of people email us and they'll use a different email

from the one they ordered with and they won't include any information for us to look up their order so then we're like just make sure in the subject is your order number that's about it yeah just put your four digit order number from Shopify thank you anyways anyways Ryan how's your nose stuff looks swollen four digit order number from Shopify. Yeah. Thank you. Anyways. Anyways, Ryan. How's your nose?

Stuff. Looks swollen. It does? Looks huge. Jesus. What? Nevermind. I was about to say it's funny coming from you. But then I didn't say it. But now I did say it so I could say it. Because I'm a little bitch.

I've been watching a bunch of Fig Newtons, dude. Yeah, when I get home, I just line up Fig Newtons, and I just sit there and fucking watch them for five hours, Ryan. You're absolutely spot on with that one. Congratulations on the best joke of the podcast. Fucking slap my skin right there, bro. I did.

Actually, that was funny. A little animosity. No, it's not animosity. Then jealousy? Yeah, it's jealousy. Because I'm so funny? I was like, fuck, why didn't I

come up with the figure? I am. I've been watching the assassination of Gianni Versace, which is the second season of American Crime Story. The first one was

the O.J. Simpson one, which was phenomenal. Phenomenal. But we all know about O.J. Not everybody knows about Gajajajiovanni. Say that again? Jajajajiovanni. Jajajajiovanni?

Yeah, Jajajajiovanni. What clothing line did he design? Jajajajiovanni. Is Giovanni a clothing line? It's a guy that does... Come on, Ryan. It's one of the biggest designer brands. Yeezy. So far off.

Supreme. These are hype beast brands. I'm talking about like classic designer brands. I just said it. You want me to give you a letter? Yeah. V. Victoria Secrets.

Not Victoria Secrets? She has multiple secrets? Victoria Secret. No. Also designed by a man, though. He took his own life, I believe. Come on, Ryan. Versace.

Versace. There you go. There we go. Like the Migos song. Yeah. Versace. Versace. See how in tune I am to fashion, Matthew.

Well, I mean, this should prove it. What, your Versace pants? Yeah. Those are beautiful. That Greco design thank you if i had the money i would buy versace underwear it's like 75 a pair and i'm like no i can never spend that much money on fucking underwear ryan mcgee the type of boy to buy a black hoodie then cut the sleeves off because he's too hot just take the hoodie off no why would you cut the sleeves off like i like the look of a hoodie but i also got hot so i cut the sleeves off and you can tell because they're those scissors like i cut them with scissors i got i cut them with like fucking scissors now i know i know exactly

which one you're talking about i've seen you wear it it's like but what i gotta say ryan is that's that's innovation like you are a fashion innovator that's like think about it you design basically a lot of fashion designers will take old clothes and then like repurpose them and make something new that's what you did you you you have designed fashion before just just think about that you are a fashion designer by definition you made your own thing that you put your own ideas and soul into much like like how first people will have regular underwear and then a company will come out of nowhere and make the most comfortable underwear on earth. Versace.

MeUndies. Oh, MeUndies. It's a new year and you've probably made some resolutions to make 2019 awesome. I have. An easy one to add to your list, Matt. You know what that would be? Would it be starting the year off right with a pack of new underwear from MeUndies? It would, actually, yes.

That is exactly what I was going to say. Read your mind. No, you... Yes, my mind is what you read. Not the script. You know what I've done recently? What? I've used our funny, funny super mega code,

and I actually purchased myself a pack of MeUndies because I'm like, you know what? They're soft. They sent us those free sweats, and I like that material. What? No, I wasn't trying to give you a look. I think my face just naturally made that face. You have this look where you like, yeah.

No, I didn't mean to make that face. Your neck cranes back. I didn't even realize. I was just kind of like lost in what you were saying. It's like a turtle going back into its shell a little bit. But I bought some underwear. I also bought some black sweats. Yeah.

You got the sleeves off too. Of the sweats. Sleeves. So it's just, you just made your own underwear. Yep. And've got the sleeves off too. Off the sweats. Sleeves. So you just made your own underwear out of it. Yep. And they're super comfortable. I love my MeUndies. And you would too if you bought some. Did you

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Ryan, he actually used our own code to get himself 15% off. Why not? Why not? No, I'm not saying it's a bad thing. It's like, hey, why not? Because you were buying me undies and you are super mega, so it's like, why wouldn't you use your code? And like they showed up and I thought there was just more free underwear,

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try them on to make sure they fit before you open the rest. What are these? Dude, what are these? Dude, we're both wearing the undies. I'm wearing my watermelon ones that have watermelon slices on them. See, like, they're so soft. Ryan has his pants fully down. I've just had to check the window.

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I don't have a big pussy. Ryan's going to unveil his new pussy at the next live show. Man, could you imagine how great it would feel to just have a beautiful pussy? Or a beautiful set of tits? Yeah. I'm jealous you know you know people who have a beautiful set of tits or a beautiful set of pussies yeah buy one beautiful pussies they did they not have that like whenever people like go to get surgeries or anything they don't have like a buy one get one free wake up like hey we threw on an extra pussy buy one get

one free got these led light strips so you can see it in the dark yeah yeah there's a music mode so the lights change color to music they're a part of the philips hue collection that you can control it with an app imagine like you go in for like foot surgery and you wake up and you got two dicks what the fuck is this like oh we were having a special with the hospital i love that what the fuck is this we're having a we're having a promo deal so we just threw it in for free. Thanks. I wake up and I have like two dicks and a pussy.

You wake up from a doctor's office, you find out they removed your cock, and you're like, what, you're an organ donor? It's like, yeah, when I fucking die. That's how it works? No, the doctor's like, we made a mistake. Get his cock back! Here's a $10 coupon to the gift shop downstairs. It's like $10 off

and he purchased over $100 at the gift shop. I survived my drive-by shooting. The LA hospital says shirts like that. Why don't hospitals have gift shops like that? You can just buy very morbid gifts like a coffee mug that's like

I hope I survive. Jesus Christ. God, that's awful. Well, that's why they don't do it. And my favorite, not my favorite part. You know what the goofiest part is about hospitals? What? Is like if someone's in the UI.

Not UI. If someone's in the EU. Sorry. Some EU is European. Sorry. ER. Sorry. UI sorry er sorry ui start that over if someone's in the er and and people are like yeah this person's not gonna make it through they'll send in like a priest be like so can i uh pray and so like if the family or anyone's not religious you're just like no thanks are you sure

because uh you know if i don't they're gonna go to hell i'm just just gonna put that on the table no no it's all it's fine i just find it weird that like they have like maybe you just maybe the hospital doesn't hire a priest maybe a priest is just walking around the er looking at sad family can i pray i just find that odd. It is weird, especially considering it's like, they should have someone that's like multi-religional. So they can be like, are you, oh, you're Islamic. Let's pray. Yeah. To God of Islam.

But it's just, it was just Christianity from what I saw. He knocks on the door. He's like, can I, oh, you're Jews? Okay, sorry. I'll get someone else. What about like, well, What about just fucking bringing a wizard and you can just cast life spells on the person.

Can I cast spells? Sure. Or one of those horoscope LA crystal people. Can I charge my crystals on his body? I'm surprised the people that own those businesses can afford rent. The crystal places?

No, the psychics that also i guess sell crystals on the side how do they make so much money in those places where they can afford like renting a business spot in la because that shit is expensive i guess a lot of rich people love their horoscopes and love their fucking because that's the thing is like we do we horoscope people dude i do i love whenever i see horoscope shit like i'll see i'll see people like i'm uh i'm uh it's big on twitter now it's like tell me what your zodiac sign is it's like what what does it matter doesn't nothing none of that shit matters here's the thing like i don't fun yes yeah i don't believe in fortune cookie i think it's fun it's fun and i like i like uh joking about different like people's signs and shit it's fun. It's fun to read. And I like joking about different people's signs and shit.

It's very popular on Twitter right now. And I think it's fun to talk about and do. But it's like, of course, I don't think it's real or has any actual standing. As I said, it's like a fortune cookie. It's fun to read, but has no basis in reality. Are you a Leo? Is that what you are? I'm a Gemini.

Gemini. Everyone hates Geminis, apparently. Donald Trump's a Gemini. Are you a Leo? Is that what you are? I'm a Gemini. Gemini. Everyone hates Geminis, apparently. Donald Trump's a Gemini. What's that say? Well, him and I share the same birthday. And you were in the hospital. Fun fact. I was going to tweet this out the other night.

I was watching the OJ Simpson show. And I was watching the car chase scene. And I was like. I think I've mentioned this in the podcast. You have. And I was like, this is. Ryan was in the hospital with his mommy. Just born when this happened.

Yeah. I was. I was. I was. Because they keep you, I guess, several days in the hospital after. Oh, yeah. this happened yeah I was cause they keep you I guess several days in the hospital after you give birth his car chase was June 17th you were 14th

she told me she was in the hospital watching she's like whoa that sounded just like your mom by the way I was surprised I'm an Aquarius that sounds beautiful I do love being an Aquarius I gotta say is that like water based?

Do you have like water powers? It's like the water god What's a Gemini? The two faced fuck All I know about Gemini is it's the boss Bastard, untrustworthy piece of shit That's what a Gemini is My mom's an Aquarius too

I thought a Gemini was like The twins, a beautiful yin and yang I thought Gemini was like twins They are the twins but that's why they're two-faced. They're two-faced pieces of shit that you shouldn't trust, Matt. Is that what Gemini is, really? Yeah. Aquarius is a, I don't fucking know.

I'm going to look it up, Ryan. Let's do our, let's do our. Harrison was joking, like in LA now, how it's like when they give you your birth certificate when you're born, they're also have like your like rising moon like star chart on there too have you ever done that like your full like star chart where it's like you're a rising moon Gemini

quarter waxing I don't know how it works you gotta like put in very specific times about your birthday let's look up Aquarius and Aquarius Aquarius and Gemini compatibility so let's look up Aquarius and Aquarius. Aquarius and Gemini compatibility. Let's look this up, Ryan. Gemini and Aquarius compatibility.

Ready? When Gemini and Aquarius come together in a love of... No, not that one. How about this one? Aquarius is January 20th to February 18th. Aquarius and Gemini are both air signs that have a killer psychological connection. And it goes deep. Really deep.

Ooh. Like finishing each other's... Yeah, we get it. Just wanted to interrupt because we both know where that's headed. Okay. Well, all right. It wouldn't even be your sentence, though. It would be that's setting us it would be that that's that's

setting us up to to have that connection so that's bullshit their relationship is almost mystical because it's only it's one no one else can comprehend after all only they know what's going on in their heads and each other's i'm gonna be to be honest. There have been people in the office that have said stuff similar to that about us. In terms of like our... This shit's accurate, Ryan. Our, what is it? Chemistry?

Chemistry, yeah. They get what works for them and don't care that others might not see it. And while both of these signs have a strong sense of individuality, they don't let it hurt their relationship. In fact, it only strengthens it. But all in all, these two choose to stride their life walking

arm in arm because they'd rather be together than apart. Wow, that's sweet. Look at that, Ryan. That's sweet. What's my horoscope for the day as just a Gemini? Um... Let me, uh... You will smoke cigarettes and weed after work and then watch Netflix and play video games until 4 a.m. Whoa!

All right. Let's see. Let's see. I pooted. That smells. Well, thank you, Ryan. I predict that I will shart and then it would stink the whole place up. Okay.

January 9th, 2019. Here's your Gemini horoscope. Emotions that run very deep should bring you a lot of satisfaction today. Gemini. Relationships of all kinds could also be

especially promising. A romantic relationship may be consummated, revitalized, or moved to the next level of commitment. Today? Yeah.

Close friendships might become closer because of your mutual interests. I feel like you and I would get closer every day. Of course. Happiness and satisfaction should reign

in the home today. So when you get home, you're going to have a good time. Pretty accurate. Scary. Let me look at my Aquarius horoscope

for today. Matt's looking at his Aquarius horoscope. Okay, my daily Aquarius horoscope. January 9th, 2019. Today you might have insights as to how

to advance your career. These could come your way through dreams, sudden revelations, or perhaps visions. Don't hesitate to put them into action simply because of the unorthodox way they come to you, Aquarius. Some of the most progressive and successful ideas have come because the inventor had a vivid dream. Write down your insights and go for it. I was writing ideas in my notebook today that I was having. Ryan, I think we could safely say that these uh horoscopes might not be all that bullshit right i'm gonna live my life by them

and if it says i'm gonna have a bad day i will preemptively prepare myself to have a bad day just be in a bad mood all day because you're expecting it even though the day could have been wonderful if you just didn't read that horoscope i think the way horoscopes work is they try to be positive not always but they're so vague that i feel like anybody could apply it to them it's like a fortune cookie exactly you will make a new friend today and it's like oh i made a new friend in myself see exactly oh i think those things like fortune cookies that wasn't an asian yeah that was not an asian that That was just me going, oh. I know how, I just wanted the, okay, racist.

But like, they're so vague that it's like so easy just to, you can find a way if you want to, to make it fit to yourself. You know, like I could apply yours to me and you can probably apply mine to yours. But overall, horoscopes are 100% science and we should live our lives by them. Yep. You know what I don't like, Matt? What? The cringy TikTok ads I see all the know what i don't like matt what the cringy tiktok ads i see all the time i don't see tiktok ads on tv i see it on like facebook like i i go on facebook like once a week and every time i go there's like this tiktok ad and it's like of that

goofy person dressed as the mad hatter and they're like and i'm like oh that's the worst song on TikTok. Fucking hate that. So bad. And then he's like, ladies. And then they go. And then they go, good golly. And it's like, oh, I hate that.

I hate everything. Because like it's usually some guy in a fucking like top hat with like. Or like it'll be some kid in the top hat and then like fake five o'clock shadow and shit. Like the Rick and Morty TikToks. Yeah. When that happened. Or Vines. I don't remember what that was. Just the rick and morty like i think they were tiktoks i've one boys by the way has over a million tiktoks jesus christ guys i don't know if i should be excited or scared i have no basis in how popular that really is on the tiktok platform very popular

okay it's like from what i've heard it's gone viral on TikTok. Wow, thank you. Thanks, guys, for real. Like, that's pretty sweet. It's our verses, you and me. It's my, what's up? I'm Ethan. And I'm 14. I'm the one about Tommy where he rubs sunscreen on his nips and the bellend of my cock.

Howdy, I'm Jerome and I'm 37. I've been blessed with these sweet blonde boys from heaven. Oh, got me and the boys some blonde hair dye. Now we get the ladies wet like a slip-and-slide. When I was their age, I didn't have many friends. But these sweet, moist boys keep me up on the trends. They like to call me dad, but I say no! Can't they see who I am? Just another blonde bro.

Sun-kissed hair like a can of soda exploded and coated my head and go to a- OOOH! OOOH! OOOH! OOOH! OOOH! FUCK! FUCK!

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