supermegashow - EP 127 - Rainy Day Fun

Episode Date: February 4, 2019

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They would just drink very loudly in the middle of class. Oh, they want you to know they're drinking water, dude. Yeah, they'd hold it up like... They'd bring like a gallon of water, though? Yeah. It's like, do I care around so much fucking water? Well, because they need to hydrate, honestly. I mean, if we're going to...

Like, they play sports, so... Yeah, but it's the daytime. They're not playing sports during the daytime they have practice after class I still just noticed that they they

god dude yeah they made it it was like it was like they were in a commercial every time they took a good old good old gander

at their water and then they went ooh I could use this and they went it's like there's a guy like on set going like alright for this shot

I want you to take a sip of your water and I want you to do a sip of your water, and I want you to do it as ferociously as possible. Imagine you want everyone else in the room to know you're drinking water. Okay. Ready? Action.

I like the end. Plop. That was the water sliding back down. Oh, man. It's episode 127. Yeah, speaking of water, it's raining. It rained heavily and thundered and shit in LA. Man, I didn't hear any thunder.

I'm disappointed. What time did you wake up this morning? 10. Yeah, the thunder kind of stopped around 10. Maybe I heard one thing afterwards, but for me, the thunder kind of stopped around 10. Like, maybe I heard one thing afterwards. But for me, the thunder happened until, like, I think, like, from 930 to 945 or something. Like, that's when I heard it the most. I haven't heard thunder in so long. It's raining. It was booming.

Dude, it's actually pretty nasty outside today. It's wet and it's frigid. I can't stand LA when it rains because everyone's like everyone freaks out i can't drive for some reason like the like la is just not a good it's just never fun to drive in the rain in la you got fucking six lanes on a highway so you got like a bunch of people that because when you live in south carolina you're used to driving in the rain yeah like you because it rains every week but oh they bring up south carolina sorry guys anyways so it rains every like every week but here when it rains probably like for a week out of the 365 days that we have on this good year

it uh it they just don't have as much it's like... It's like it's an urban legend when it's like, okay, remember, what do you do? It's like a gremlin rules. It's like, okay, I got to tap on the brakes. And then they just hold on the brakes and skin... I saw so many wrecks on the way to work. Yeah, people can't fucking drive in Los Angeles when it rains. I don't get what's so hard about driving in rain.

Just don't... Don't fucking speed. Don't slam on your brakes. Yeah, and then don't don't accelerate too fast what does water do to the road makes it slick yeah so when you're braking what's that doing to the wheels making them uh stop moving and so the combination of that with a slick road what does that do just makes it slide whoa and then you're right in the back of someone yep and uh if you're if you're at a stoplight it turns green and you slam on the gas same thing will happen yeah i mean you'll hydro hydroplane and your back tires will start to slide you'll be like oh and then you will crash

and you'll probably over correct uh which will cause you to crash yeah because you swerve a little bit when you spin the wheel back way too much and then you swerve more and then you do it the other way and then you flip. It definitely is a rainy day, much like it was in Raccoon City in Resident Evil. Yeah, we're playing Resident Evil right now. That has been one of my favorite recording sessions in a long time. I just had fun the whole time I was playing the game. Honestly, I think that series is gonna be in my top like three best series on the entire channel it's because even just like just recording

it was fun was the most fun like i've had recording in a long time i didn't want to stop i remember at the end of the first day of recording we did like what like 13 oh yeah and 14 episodes in one day and we were like i really don't want to stop the first session of episodes was what like five or six yeah episodes and then after that we like stopped and then we're like we took a little lunch break and then we just like you know you want to do more that was that was pretty fun yeah then we got hooked in and then the second session we went in for like over three hours so yeah that's a big ass file then the next day we were just like let's just finish it and then we beat it the next day yeah so that series uh just started this week so you still got plenty

of time to jump in and start because this one's going all the way to the end yeah i highly recommend watching this series it's a great story all the way through justin's doing a good job and i had a good time recording i had a a blast playing it. And I hope it shows through the series because again. I hope you guys watch that one. Fucking please watch that one. Some people don't like the scary games. And some people don't like series or like AAA games but

give it a shot. This one's funny. Just watch this one please. I laughed. I had a. There were moments where Ryan had tears in his eyes because he was laughing so hard. There were. Me too. There are also times where I think I had a there are moments where Ryan had tears in his eyes cuz he was laughing so hard there were me too There there are also times where I think I screamed audibly multiple times out of pure just like you John here and like Crazy at certain parts. I remember there was just one part also somewhere in the series. It's definitely not out yet, but There was Ryan's most epic gamer moment I've ever seen in my life it was

hold on hold on I'm gonna bleep this out but was it when no when you were in the oh you mean my epic no sarcasm when you say epic like my true epic

gamer moment yeah that's not until like it's not like a sarcastic version of epic gamer it's like really like as a gamer ryan it was epic what you did it was so cool and the thing is people aren't gonna watch that one until like what is that like episode 13 or like probably after episode definitely after episode 10 like a week from now it'll be out yeah Yeah. Let's just drop all of them at once. Okay. Like Netflix does. Yeah. Why can't we do that?

Then people binge at all. We should... I wonder if we could just do that with like a small series like Mario Party. Just dump them all at once. So people just binge one after the other like on Netflix and see if that actually does. All the comments are like, why isn't this just one long video? Cuz. That's what they'd say.

Cuz. You want to split it up? Talking to your cousin? No, I'm just saying you want to split it up talking to your cousin no i'm just saying you gotta split it up i get it yeah but i'd like explain it to me then explain what because cousin because cuz cousin cuz is short for cousin okay you passed it's making sure you're not just saying you got it when cousin and i used to call each other cuzbros because we were cousins for life and brothers in Christ. You're slamming your vitamin water down. I can't believe that. It's too good, dude. It's too good to be true. That's one of those things I just can't believe.

So I just got to punch the couch a little bit. Fuck. Damn, man. Cuzbros. Cuzbros. Can you and I be cuzbros? No. We're not cousins in life.

But we're brothers through Christ. So we're just bros. Well, we can add something else. Before bros no we're not cousins in life but we're brothers through christ so just bros well we can add something else before bros we might not be cousins but we're friends let's play bros uh let's players for life god let what i'm 80 let's players for life. Donkey Kong. Sounds like a fucking foundation we would start. Phone game. Beep. Beep. Because we can't say bad words anymore. Banana.

Oh. Beep, beep, beep, beep. I was like, how long is it going to be? Don't do it. Don't do it for a long time. I just gave him a look and I shook my head. He was like, eh. I put a crossfade on that.

Well, I mean, not in editing, but a personal crossfade. And the editing that God gave you. Matt, you also got a sick fade in your hair. It looks really nice. No, I didn't. I'm looking at it right now. I did not. You got a really nice fade. No, I didn't. You got like the ones with lines in it.

No, shut up. I did not. People are going to think that's serious. Someone should photoshop it with a fade. Like an Uncle Adam's fade. Someone had a picture where like, it was like me with the airpods. Someone sent

me a picture of Martin Luther King wearing airpods. Someone did a picture of like Thanos having like dreads And air pods and shit It's that meme going right now where they just keep giving everyone Like that hair Like look at this picture

I have it saved it's a picture of Eustace from uh No way Wait Eustace? Yeah for Can you used this? Yeah, I figured. Can you show that? Can you put that up?

Yeah, I can put that up. You gotta send it to me. I don't remember where I... Someone just sent that to me. People keep putting hair and that beard style on people in pictures. There's so many of them. There's like Kermit the Frog with it. Wait, real? What?

Is that that wave chat meme? I don't dive into like this shit I see it and I'm like oh that's cool and if I see it again I'm like oh cool it's a thing it's hard for me to stay up to date with memes now but I think it's wave check I think Justin keeps me up to date on all the latest memes he was telling me that my name Jeff is funny again

really? yeah wow there's Peter Griffin wave check yeah it's it's the meme with it it's jesus it's going through it's so good you gotta send me all the pictures that you showed me uh if we can if you want i think so okay angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know if you own a home it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well whether it's an everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality it can be hard

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That's A-N-G-I dot com. Well, what else should we talk about? Should we talk about how excited I am? Why are you excited? Those dudes hair. Poor dude. You want to know why I'm excited? Why are you excited?

Because we're. We're? We are.'re we are we are right after this podcast going to be recording an episode of power hour with our boys aaron and dan yes we are they're actually recording an episode right now so we can't really scream in this podcast cream in this podcast you know we usually like screaming a ton like bouncing off the walls screaming our lungs out screaming them right out screaming until they pop right out we fight with them too we have a little like uh like pillow fight but with our lungs hanging out of our mouths try to disconnect them first what a pillow fight with our mouths with our lungs oh okay oh i get it like our mouths that's just making out they're hanging our lungs are hanging out of our mouths? With our lungs. Oh, I get it. You look like with our mouths. That's just making out.

Our lungs are hanging out of our mouths and we're screaming them around. Yes, exactly. Are they on cords or something? Your lung cords. Oh, yeah.

They're not floating there, though. They're like structured in place, right? You want to find out? How is everything packed in so perfectly? To your body?

It's almost like there's a design. You know how a watch has a watchmaker think about it you know man i really do think we might be brothers in christ it is fucking crazy though to think about like how the body is built the human eye is the most complex thing ever imaginable and when you look at a clock it's like a camera you don't know what's going on in there same way when you look at an eyeball but a watch has a creator is all i'm saying so an eyeball must then also have a creator what notch i made eyes not just god these are these are eyes. They're new. Is that notch?

That's notch. I miss him. That's my game. I miss him. He used to show up to the office a bunch, and he used to get fucking wasted. Oh, my God, yeah. He used to, like, he used to. What did he wear? He would always wear this jacket.

He was the jacket over the dress could he sue us for this no because it for it to be slandered has to be false that's how that works so yeah i i think i don't know what like what what is something that Notch does like what does he do I guess he makes games still um does he he takes a bath

in liquid gold ouch he likes it ew liquid gold his skin is covered in lesions and burns doesn't that just

harden on your skin well that's why he does it he's trying to get a thin layer of gold on the outside of his body. What's that music video with the guy? Like, Stoffelstein? Yeah, Gustafelstein.

I think it's Hate or Glory. Yeah, it's Hate or Glory. And then there's another music video, which is really good. Which is the one where, like, they're in a hangar, and they have a bunch of, like, props set up. Maybe that's Hate or Glory. I mean, what I'm thinking about is Pursuit. No, I think hater glory is the one with The guy coming gold. Yeah, it's such a cool music video by a who's it directed by fuck director X I don't remember. I don't know but the music good too. Mm-hmm. Although the both both of the songs kind of like

sound songs. Yeah good songs yeah that's our cover of gestafelstein is that how you say it gestafelstein gestafelstein i don't know every time i try to type his name in to listen to his music i'm like ah here we go how do i fucking spell this one out? I'll always misspell it and have to go through like two different

YouTube searches until I get it right. It's like, did you mean Kristeppelstein? He's like, he did that on purpose so there's never a chance his name could become remembered in the public eye because the people are too stupid to remember it. He wants to keep us fan-based, that it has an intellect higher than

your average Joe. He only wants smart fans, and he's like, smart fans will know how to spell my name. Okay, wait, how do you spell this shit? Siri, how do you spell Gustafelstein? Here's what I found on the web for Siri. How do you spell Gustafelstein? Oh, is it Gustafelstein? Gustafelstein?

I thought it was Gustafelstein. Is it Gustafelstein? Yeah,elstein? I thought it was Gustafelstein. Is it Gesafelstein? Yeah, it's Gesafelstein. Gesafelstein. Yep. Oh, no, he did a song featuring 6ix9ine. Did he? Gesafelstein.

Gesafelstein. That doesn't sound right. Are you sure it's not Gesafelstein? Be you so crass, Gesafelsteinstein as to work with such a man of him six nine why is there hate in your heart gesoffelstein gesoffelstein six nine desires nothing but the pursuit of money and lust while what you desire and what your what your pursuit is, is much more noble. So we ask you why. Why do you do works with such a man of hate and passion? Is he in prison yet?

Wasn't he denied bail? Yeah, so that means he is in prison. Okay. How's he doing? I don't know, man. He hasn't messaged me in a few days uh you know everybody makes mistakes dude everybody has those days dude love me some six nine big bicky bicky blicky blicky make a movie with me uh oh no licky licky licky on my bicky uh licky licky uh

it sounds like licky licky on my bicky uh i don't like six nine stuff so well no you don't Ryan I'm gonna tell you that no I don't but it's just weird how like all these artists did shit with them right like after the allegation stuff right isn't that weird

it's like come on not even an allegation it was a fucking video so it's not like this might have happened same with and of course Isn't that weird? It's like, come on. Not even an allegation. It was a fucking video. Yeah. So it's like, it's not like this might have happened. Same with, and of course, every time I bring this up, there's always like some little group of fanboys that gets mad, but it's like. Whatever. It's fine. They can, if they like it.

It's like Dex and Toshian would like beat his girlfriend, his pregnant girlfriend and shit. And people still worked with him. And people are like, no, that's not true. She lied. Like there's a legit recording of him admitting it where he's like how she was scared for her life. It's like, okay, well.

Did you hear this yourself? I did. Yeah. Your own ears? Yeah. Were you there? It's public. No, I wasn't there, Ryan.

But like, you know, it's not hard to see the shitty person. You just look up videos when beating up some random dude in a bathroom for like, well, I think it's not even fighting back. Well, here's the problem. What I think is like you and I, it's hard to separate the artist from its art because we also work in an industry where we've dealt with people like who we've seen are completely different from the quote-unquote like art they make right you know what i mean so we we have it ruined where it's like now we're just kind of like is this person cool or not and it's like i don't know

where where's like mostly like like a fandom doesn't really think like that like they can separate the art from the artist but then you have those die hard fans who don't care and will defend them and that's where it kind of gets kind of sticky sticky icky icky on my bicky bicky super mega super mega what are you looking at the waveforms huh are you seeing if the noise in the hallway is popping up a little bit cause they're being awfully fucking loud out there yeah but if we're loud

they yell at us you know the last time Tucker came in and said shut up yeah that was one of the funniest moments on all of super mega yeah and they turned the air conditioning on just now there it is there it goes you know man I'm ready to get the fuck out of this office. You know what? No respect. We're gonna

get our own fucking office. Super Mega Place. I mean, we are. Maybe. Who knows? We will. Not anytime soon. Yes, soon. Is it soon? This week. Nah. We're buying a building. Okay. A whole building? And... Is it already built? Or do we have to do it? Yeah, if I said buy a building, you don't

buy something that's not built. You buy a built building. When When you buy a house you can buy a lot and then buy the house But the house isn't built yet You can buy a house without it being built yet Because you choose the model home that you want And you can make decisions to change it up a bit And then you buy a house From a fucking catalog That's how buying a house is

Which one would you like It's like buying a car You know how it's not. Which one would you like? And you're like, I want this. It's not. It's like buying a car. That's a fantasy version. There are different versions of cars of the same model. They have that for houses. They were just coming up with shit at this point. Uh-huh. That is not how that works.

Uh-huh. They have model homes and they go, would you like this? Yes. And then would you like to change anything about it? Okay. No, they don't. Let's draw you up a plan and then we're going to build it. That's too much.

That's not how they do that. They just build houses and people buy them. Or they're misremembering. We were there when they were building our house and we're just looking at it. I was like, okay. They had three model homes and people were coming in and buying lots and stuff. No. Okay.

I don't know how people were buying lots, but they were. I'm sorry. I'm just fucking with you. Of course, that's how it works. Yeah. Were you wondering like, where would this go? If I kept digging down, like, I don't see where this can go. I was curious.

It was an experiment. I was like, how long will this go on? Is it gonna make him mad? Can I really just fuck with him? So you were just, you were just... Just bullying. Yeah, just bullying me. Just, just bullying and gaslighting me. If we're brothers in Christ, it's not bullying.

It's, yeah, I can pester you from time to time, but I'll never be bullying you. You call it the bullying yourself. Those are your own words. Here, I can pester you from time to time, but I'll never be bullying you. You call it the bullying yourself. Those are your own words. Here, I'll play it again. You were just... Just bullying. Yeah, just bullying me. See?

Yeah, it was a joke, dude. Ever heard of it? No. Because you're one of those guys that just wants to censor everyone's jokes. And you just want to... What? What did you say? I bleeped it out.

Very funny, Ryan. What? You did this with the jackhammer bited it out. Very funny, Ryan. What? You did this with the jackhammer bit, too. Did I? Wait, what? Stop! Well, you're just giving yourself more work, so I like it. Okay.

I like it at this point. It's fun. It's good for the audience. And you're just sitting here, and I'm... What was that, Matt? Stop! You can laugh now, but I'll be having the last... The last what? This is so annoying, because you hear it right now.

Did they? I'm done, Ryan. I'm done with this bit. Okay, that was my getting back at you. Now we're even. Okay. Now we bullied each other, and now we can meet in the middle and bully someone else. No, because you bullied me. It's only fair that I get to bully you back. No, you bullied me

and then I bullied you back. I fucking hated more than anything as a kid or something like someone would hit you, so you'd hit them back, and then they would hit you back to get fair, and I'm like, that's not how it works! You have to, it's like, they hit you, then you hit them. That's what it is, right? But then they get mad, so they hit you back because they hit you. It's like, stop not how it works you have to it's like they hit you then you hit them that's what it is right then they get mad so they hit you back because they hit you

it's like stop it's okay for them to hit someone but it's not okay for someone to hit them and they get hit back and then it's like it was reset I mean they gotta hit you to make it fair fuck off if you do that Super Bowls this weekend really let's talk about the Super Bowl I'm so excited I don't I've never watched a Super Bowl game

well I'm just not into football so that's why like I could the only reason I'd ever never watched a Super Bowl game. I don't give a shit about the Super Bowl. Well, I'm just not into football, so that's why. The only reason I'd ever go to a Super Bowl party is just like some friends having us over. I have Aaron and Tucker and you and me and Ross and a bunch of people have them over and have a good time of it. Yeah, I would never just sit by myself and watch the Super Bowl. I mean, we would never be watching it. I think we'd just end up turning it off and then just kind of chatting and doing something else or going out somewhere. Yeah. If I'm being honest.

Yeah. Even the commercials I'm not into anymore. Yeah, at this point, I used to be into the commercials, but now it's like I can just watch them all on YouTube the next day. But now it's not even that. It's like they're just commercials. Yeah, I don't want to sit and just watch a bunch of commercials. Cause it's like, I love that whole thing. The marketing, like the advertising industry is so smart.

They're like, guys, we're going to make people just excited to watch commercials during one event. It's like, I feel like everyone just got, you know. Why isn't everyone excited? Like for that, like, you know, when you're a kid and commercials come on, you're like, ah. And then it feels like forever until the program comes back on? Yeah. Everyone got duped, dude. It's not like people were just like, these are good commercials.

It's like it was marketed that way. Oh, yeah. To be like, you guys are going to want to watch these commercials. Our company spent a lot of money on this one. And it's going to be ironic and funny. The trend of ironic commercials needs to die. It's so done at this point and done so poorly as well.

What about our ironic humor, Matthew? No. We're different. Please. They don't do it well in most commercials, you know? Well, you know what we do well?

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Go take a pee pee break. Okay. This, we're peeing right now. I'm just singing. So if this just sounds like a song that's recorded, here they are. They're back now. I'm going to put bad reverb on this. No music. It's going to sound really bad.

And now back to Arthur. Yo, what's up, my stupid bitches? What if that was like the opening to an Arthur episode? There was an episode with a swear, like he said a swear word, and it was just a beep. Really? They cursed in Arthur? Yeah. Fuck.

They straight up said the F word. Did DW say it? No, the dad did. The dad says, Arthie, a little, and it beeps it. No, it doesn't. And he beats him with a switch. No. He pulls out a switch and he beats Arthur's little ass.

Arthur curses. I'm looking it up. Yeah, for real. He calls Arthur the F word, the bad one. I knew it was DW's bleep. Fucking DW, dude. Bighorn's George bleep. What?

Who's Bighorn's George? Every day when you're walking down the street. This is a whole fucking episode. I don't... Really? Season 8, episode 10 Big Horns George Yo they got Arthur on Netflix Arthur kicks ass man

I watched Arthur so much When I was in elementary school It's a good show right? I loved whenever Arthur came on Or the magic school bus I could probably still watch some Arthur So Boomafoo Zoom

Come on and No I didn't watch Dragon Tales You didn't watch Dragon Tales But is that the one Dragon Tales Dragon Tales Is that the song? it's like, Dragon Tales, Dragon Tales. Is that the song? No, no, no. Oh, yeah.

That played in the background of like a daycare center I worked at. Not worked at. Sorry, I went to. I worked at as I was also a participant. Ryan, you worked at a daycare center? I didn't know this. When I was four. We don't talk about that anymore.

I was back during my mogul days. Your baby mogul. You were the boss baby back then Ryan McGee the boss baby is based on Ryan I haven't seen it it's supposed to be a good movie is it? I saw it

dragon tails something yeah that's how it goes man cyber chase Gilbert Gottfried it was weird that that show actually got canceled because of a joke that he made as the bird in one of the episodes relating to a japanese flood that happened or like tsunami yeah that was weird that they chose

to put it in the episode but yeah so he said those tweets that got him fired from the Affleck thing. And then Cyberchase decided, well, let's take the jokes and put them in the episode. And then they got canceled. But, you know. Good show. Other than the finale, but. Yeah, the finale was fucked. But if we're talking about any show, why aren't we talking about The Punisher Season 2?

The what? The Punisher Season 2. I don't even know what that is. I don't even know what that is. The Punisher? Starring Jon Bernthal, who played Shane in The Walking Dead. Right. That's right.

He was also in Wolf of Wall Street. Yes, he was. I liked his character. I want to watch that movie again, man. So anyways, The Punisher 2. Yeah, what's The Punisher?

So, what happens is, Have you seen it? Frank Castle, he shoots a bunch of people. That's it. That's the show? What are you talking about right now? He shot people.'s it that's the show?

what are you talking about right now? he shot people I haven't seen the show and then in season 3 they're saying that he might shoot more people is it good? should I watch it? no I only saw the first season you're really going to stick your neck out there and say I shouldn't watch it?

I haven't seen it so I can't judge it they're not going to give us a show there and say, I shouldn't watch it? I haven't seen it, so I can't judge it. Netflix might not like that, Ryan. They're not going to give us a show. Well, they haven't even announced a third season. That's true. That's absolutely true. You know what? They're killing off all their Marvel shows. I want to have a talk with you.

We both watched that Fyre Festival documentary. Yes. We both watched the one on Netflix and the one on Hulu. We both seen twice of them. Yes. I mean, we both seen twice of them? We both seen twice of them. We've both seen twice of them. Yes. I mean, we've both seen twice of them? We've both seen twice of them. We've both seen both of them.

Yes. We've both seen both of the documentaries. So. Yes. Which one did you like more? I liked the Netflix one more. I liked... Oh, fuck.

That's my phone this time. Holy shit. And no, I'm not even going to get mad at you. You should. No. Because, you know, I shouldn't have my phone this time holy shit and no i'm not even gonna get mad at you you should no because you know i shouldn't i don't see it worth getting mad at my friend over that because mistakes happen so you know maybe you should just think think on that one man okay i'm sorry i want to get mad at me when my phone goes off during recording oh sorry dude it's almost four i'm distracted fortnight's dropping items in three minutes is that he actually checking. Okay, I like the Hulu one. While you check your Fortnite shit, I'll talk

about why I like the Hulu one. I just want to see if they have fish sticks. I know. You talk to Jackson about it literally every day. Because I'm not playing until they put fish sticks back in the shop. You hear that? Epic. You hear that? Ryan McGee won't play your video game unless you put fish sticks on the shop.

Literally, he wants it so bad. I don't even play Fortnite, and I see him. And I'm not even playing. You were lashing out at everyone because you're so upset. Yeah, I got in a really big. What was I talking about before we were going on about fish sticks? The Hulu and the Netflix versions of the Fire documentary. I liked Hulu's better because, A, I think the editing was better.

B, I think it went into a lot more details about the actual festival. And I like the way it told the story. And also, I really like the ending. And the big thing for me is they interviewed Billy McFarlane. And even though he didn't give a lot of answers, they still got him in it, which was interesting to see. And the reason i like the hulu one better is because it wasn't produced by fuck jerry who were involved with the fire festival and they produced the netflix one yeah so it which is weird because you'd think that

the netflix one would sting more towards billy but the hulu one was like the interview the interviewer was foaming at the mouth the whole time with Billy. So that was something. They didn't really get anything out of him. They more so just showed it through editing when he wouldn't answer questions. Yeah, so I'm gonna go take a break real quick. Is it because of the question, Billy? What? Is it because of the question, Billy? I'm just gonna go take a break.

Okay. Well, how long? I don't know. Just five, ten minutes? It's just two assholes being assholes to each other. The whole, like, the interview set up for the Hulu one with him, with Billy, is perfectly that. Just two assholes just like. Because Billy sucks. There's no way around it.

Billy is a fraudster. Billy reminds me of Mark Zuckerberg. It's that group of evil nerds, dude. He has the same, like, mannerisms almost the same like mannerisms almost and like voice and just too much soy that's what it is he has that same like trying to be aware but unaware look you know when unaware people are like hey i'm with it you know like that type of shit i say that every day when i look at you but uh yeah it's like that evil nerd i don't know i'm the one playing fortnite so okay well i'm the one currently cupping my boner in my hands. Why? I don't know.

I just got one. But anyway, it's that, like, evil nerd type, you know? Like, Mark Zuckerberg, Billy McFarlane. Whoa. Hold on. Turn it down, dude. Hold on. Mark Zuckerberg.

If there was ever a case for the reptilian people. Five, four, three, two, one. Fish sticks? Nope. No? Five four three two one fish sticks Nope, no No I'm sorry man. I got this marshmallow skin is marshmallow wait Is this a youtuber? Marshmallow? He's a- he's a Yeah, he is not a youtuber. Well. He is a youtuber, but he's also an artist Anyway, um what's also an artist. Anyway.

What's he do? I don't even remember what I was saying, dude. Oh, yeah. If there was ever a case for the reptilian theory, it would be Mark Zuckerberg because he looks like he could be a lizard. Will you stop, Ryan? We're trying to do a podcast. You're over there playing fucking Fortnite.

Oh. These are some new emotes. Yeah. The bobbin one, dude. Nice. Let's see what this one. How much real world money have you spent on Fortnite, Ryan? I don't know.

Let's talk about Habit of Wine and Cheese Night. We were all drinking and Ryan opened up the Fortnite store. And I was like, Ryan, what are the odds? Oh, God. What are the odds you buy every single item in the Fortnite shop right now you said out of 100 you're like 100 it was yeah

we counted down we both said like 16 and me and Jackson died laughing we had to sit there and we watched Ryan I had to buy the V-Bucks and I had to buy every single god awful item you didn't say a word and you were just so upset it was like $60 it60 a lot of fucking my nose

Stupid skins that I don't care about it's a lot of money and I got a lot of money on fish sticks though epic I love it like there's two parts to it It's a lot of money and it's a lot of money to spend on Fucking shit, and you're not gonna use any of this shit either, but I mean you carried through with it dude i did you fucking you could have just been like no i'm not gonna spend 60 bucks on that but you did it well i mean i i can you know you can trust if i if i i okay how about this i will honor anything you throw at me if i agree it, then I have to honor it. You know what I'm saying? As in right now? No. As in, like, for that.

If it's like, odds are you do this. If I go into it, then it's like, I have to honor that or else the game means nothing and it's not fun. That's true, man. I've done it a couple times. I've backed out of things. Oh, yeah. You've backed out on, like, 200 ones with me before. What were the ones I backed out of well i can't say

them one was telling oh shut don't don't yeah yeah you remember that one yes okay well i'm believing that out don't even put that in don't even joke there was no way in hell i could ever do that no i think it was more It was like What if we do get the same number That we did out of 100 I was like Fuck what I know

But You remember the other one No I don't actually The one I turned down You turned down another one I remember that Three Cause

I thought you turned down two Yeah two But I can't remember There was that one And then there was another one It was something big dude And then it was like I can't I literally can't I'm sorry i've i've lost some baby i lost some last year

that i still have yet to do it was like i couldn't do it right then but it's a thing where it's like oh i'll get around to it were you the one that wasn't you who we we used to do odds are and then when i wouldn't do it you'd be like oh come on just choose a number big baby was that you giving me a hard time about like you trying to like do shit and i was like no i don't want i don't want to do odds are you like just do a number just like pick 100 i'm like no i don't feel like it i always fucking try to get harrison jackson do one of the odds and they always just no no no they won't even like play the game not even once like unless it's something really small

but like if it like there's a lot of things you and I would always like what you're like we're what are the odds this will actually do it but like the same thing if I did to Harrison Jackson no no I'm not doing that I'm like come on fucking play the game man okay odds are um you

go to Brent right now in the middle of a meeting and go, Hey, can I ask you something? Then you have to ask him to look at something on your penis to see if you're freaking out for a good reason or not. Odds are, well, this is entering sexual harassment territory.

Not with Brent. Yes. He doesn't like those jokes. You don't have to show him it. You just pull it out of the meeting. You can, you can move it to my, can I do my balls instead? Yeah, but you don't have to show him. You can just say, out of the meeting. Can I move it to my... Can I do my balls instead?

Yeah, but you don't have to show him it. You can just say, would you mind looking at this for me? And if he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, then you have to tell me. Okay. Okay. Out of what? 25. 1, 2, 3, 14. Okay. Okay. It's divisible by 7, so there you go. Come on.

Another way we can play this, I do have dice right now. Just pick a number on a die at a 6 and we can roll it. Oh, shit. That should be the new way. Let's do it, man. Yeah, what are the dice? What's the dice, dude? Okay. I have this six-sided purple see-through die. Okay. Alright, Ryan.

What are the odds they're filming Power Hour right now? I can't interrupt Power Hour, Matt. You know that. Okay, so interrupting while they're filming Power Hour right now. I can't interrupt Power Hour, Matt. You know that. Okay, so interrupting while they're filming a comedy video is too much, but showing my boss my penis isn't too much? I'm just saying

they, like, everyone in there takes whatever they're doing in there super seriously, and if I interrupt it, it's just gonna be nothing but angry people. Okay, then. What are the odds you do the rest of the podcast by yourself the rest of it like the next ad read and everything yeah all by yourself it has to be out of six right okay because you pick a die it's the guy uh two two i'm gonna

throw the die ready oh it's five it's five you're you're safe man give me one It's five. It's five. You're safe, man. Give me one. Odds are you have your own 10-minute segment on the podcast, but you can only talk about editing Game Grumps. Six.

Okay. Oh, my fucking God. You got 10 minutes, brother. You got 10 minutes brother Oh my fucking god Take a picture of the dice so people know we're not lying Now start filming and put this video on screen Start filming? Film this video and put it on screen See it's not fake there's the dice right there

Show it see the six sides Fuck Well I'm gonna start the um The timer And I'll come back in 10 minutes okay okay so you and i can do an ad read together you know what i'm saying sure man okay hold on 10 minutes start okay well it's my it's some it's time to talk about my job, what I do, besides SuperMega for a living. So some of you might know me from Game Grumps, and some of you might know me from SuperMega or Kids With Problems or, you know, other channels, whatever.

What some people don't know is that I, Ryan and I are good, good friends with Aaron Hansen, also known as Egoraptor, and Dan Avidan. Oh, gross. We're good friends with both of them and the whole crew. And a couple of years back, uh, we had started super mega and it was the summer of 2016 and we didn't have jobs besides super mega because this was after that whole period of our lives, um, where we worked for Markiplier and we had done syndigo and of course, you know, life changes and we were just doing super mega all by ourselves we'd wake up in the apartment we lived in every morning i remember that may and that june non-stop super mega work all day it was very fun one of the best times of my life to be

honest um but the thing was it wasn't paying the bills we both had no money and when i say no money i mean like we really had like no money each just a little bit in savings that would be enough for us to pay rent with um and yeah basically we're at the game grimm's office one day just chilling and uh mr ego raptor is like hey uh kevin is no longer here why don't you guys come at it for us we'll we'll give you a job and you guys can be able to pay rent now because when you start a youtube channel you're not gonna make any money off it it's real hard so um this was like the perfect opportunity to us um so we started it uh great time uh love editing for them but uh let me let me go into the process of what that's like so dan and aaron will come into this room and uh oh sorry ryan was showing me the timer i thought i had gone seven minutes and 40 seconds but i it's actually just

i'm seven minutes and 40 seconds away from the end. So you can put the headphones on outside and listen if you want. Okay, see ya. So I'll go through the whole process now that you know the background. Dan and Aaron will come in. Okay, actually, no, I'll go from an even, every step of the process. Ready? Hannah, the producer, will sit down with Dan and Aaron and they will schedule in a month.

They'll say, all right, let's look at both your busy schedules, boys. And let's pick out some days each week that work for you guys to record Game Grumps. So they'll go through their very hectic, busy schedules. They'll settle on usually one day every week. Usually a Tuesday or a Wednesday or sometimes a Monday. Usually it's Monday recently. I think they mainly record on Mondays, but there's times, you know. We usually record on Wednesdays, by the way.

That's mainly the day SuperMega is being recorded. But we're actually framing up our schedule a bit more so we can focus on SuperMega more, so we're probably going to be recording a lot more days. Anyway, back to it. I'm like one of those kids that's trying to make his essay hit the word count. So I'm really just going into all sorts of details. Um, anyway, fuck man, I'm, I'm spacing out today. Uh, shit. It's hard. It's honestly hard with one person. Um, that's why I love doing these super mega live shows with Ryan. Cause I have him to bounce off of also go to super mega show.net and you can get tickets to, uh, our Pacific Northwest tour. Uh, they're selling out fast, but they're still on sale. Portland is sold out. Seattle, we added like 500 more seats.

So please, if you live in the Seattle or Washington area, you want to come see us live. It's going to be a fucking blast. Buy a ticket and come see us. It's a very interactive show. We talk to you guys in the audience a shit ton. So we can talk to you and have some fun. Eugene, Portland sold out. Eugene, not selling too fast.

So if you're thinking about going to the Eugene show, just fucking do it so we don't look embarrassed when no one shows up. And then Vancouver still on sale. And we just announced that Finn Wolfhard will be the special guest at that show. So if it hasn't sold out by now, better go snatch it. Anyway, sorry about that, guys. Back to the fucking Game Grumps thing. So then on that day, they'll come in around probably noon, one or two. They'll sit down. Aaron will start up the recording software. Aaron will name the video and Aaron will start up the

audio software. He will come in here and set the game up while Dan sits on his lazy ass. And then Aaron will start the recording software outside, get the mics in place, test the mic levels. Um, and then they'll play the game and they got these little cards that are like designed like game grumps assets. And they'll write down the number of episodes per series and the timestamps. Ah, Jesus Christ. Coughing up all these live things

but yeah and then when they're done they stop the recording and Aaron names the files and Aaron drops them onto a like a thing on the computer that sorts them into a folder for us

and then on our computer what I'll do is I'll go get the time card that Aaron wrote down the information about that recording session on. So I know what game they played, how many episodes, starting and stop times of each episodes, sync areas, notes for each episode. Then I will transfer the footage onto my computer into a folder labeled by the date of that recording session. So for instance, if they recorded today, it would be 2019-31-01. No, 2019-01-31. That's how I do it. And then I put it all into Adobe Premiere. And then what I have to

do is I have to shrink the game footage size down to put that classic Game Grumps orange border behind the footage. Or if it's a game that's 4.3, I have to do some cropping and some stretching. Then I will sync it up

using the sync points they wrote down on the sheet. Sometimes I gotta do it by ear and sometimes the recording software actually fucks up the recording so it's impossible to sync, which has in the past created a lot of sync issues in certain videos, which if we're on a very fast time crunch, we don't have time to fix everything as good as we could or sometimes these things just slip by because we're busy while we're editing.

And then you miss a little something and then the internet crucifies you for it and thinks that you're a lazy son of a bitch But we're not lazy When you edit all these videos and all these channels sometimes mistakes slip by guys I put a lot of effort into my editing and so does Ryan and honestly game grumps I do see a lot of people complain that we don't put enough editing into it. But honestly, you know, it's kind of what I think Aaron and Dan want. They like Game Grumps to be more of a laid back podcast style without many cuts. And we've been told that before. They like Game Grumps to be just kind of a free-form, steady-flowing thing to show kind of the whole journey of the game.

Where, you know, on Super Mega, we're more of we cut a lot of stuff up. So when people say, oh, Matt and Ryan, they just don't cut because they're lazy. They don't add edits because they're lazy or as many edits as some fans want. It's really just because, you know, Game Grumps has always been that kind of freeform thing. And we do put edits when we feel like it's necessary. But I don't know. If people really want more edits,

then that's something I would be interested having a meeting with Ryan and Aaron and Dan, see if that's something that they would want to do too. But, you know, it's not our show. We just edit it and we edit it in the way that they like it edited. Ryan's mouthing something to me. I'm a fuck up? No, I'm not, Ryan.

But a lot of kids on the internet would say that. They think I'm a fuck up. They judge me not for my character. And you too, yeah. And you. They think we're both fuck ups. But I don't personally think I don't feel like a fuck up. So their opinion is, you know, you're both fuck-ups but i don't personally think i don't feel like a fuck-up so their opinion is you know you're not a fuck-up either you're you are so far from a fuck-up

i love you too anyway um basically i watch each episode i cut it and then i slap on the intro slap on the outro oh guys i have 55 seconds left and then what i do is i have a document and where i come up with name ideas for each episode so So as the episode goes on, I'll listen to it. And the whole time I'm watching, I'm making sure things are in sync. I'm making sure it's funny. The audio is good. And then I make sure I pay attention to what they're talking about to see if I can find a good name for the episode. It's got to be creative. And then once I do that, I export each episode out, upload it, make a thumbnail, slap on that title. I up with, the description, schedule it for the correct date that is on our calendar sheet. And then it goes out to you.

And, you know, sometimes there actually are export errors where in the video itself, like on the project, an audio track is working. But then when you export it, it's not there. And, you know, we don't have time in our lives to watch every single episode after we've already watched it so that's how sometimes mistakes can slip through and we apologize to people that get upset by that but that's how we do game grumps hey i literally just finished boom i held to that one dude i talked for 10 whole minutes you already clicked the buttons so the alarm stopped that was that was 10 minutes. That was ten minutes, though. I did it. It was, you did it. I have to keep the whole thing in so people know it's ten minutes.

Yep. There's nothing to cut out, right? No, I don't think so. I mean, I think maybe some stutters, maybe... Nah. You'll hear it, you'll figure it out. I have to keep it in the whole ten minutes so people know. Well, what do you say we do a little ad read? Do you like that segue?

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There's V-Day. There's Victory Day. I mean, it says V-Day. I don't know what V-Day even is. I'll do it again. No, no, no. No, it's fine. Okay.

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I don't think so. Can it be? Well, I mean, I feel like people if we end on an ad read they're like oh I know I know what's the point of watching muster up a conversation fucking pull something out of your ass for a conversation so we can give them one little last thing

okay you had something funny to say earlier you said something about Gabe Newell no that's just mean yeah it is pretty mean but it's just what i think of it's not that mean i think it's just an inaccurate description i said that gabe newell looks like if michael moore was drawn by a caricature artist and then that caricature artist went through a portal into real life New York City. Or like the art from that went through a portal to

real life New York City. It's like a flip, you know what I mean? Think of your brothers, man. That's where Gabe Newell came from. He was a superhero in a comic. It was Michael Moore. But in this universe, Michael Moore made good video games instead of documentaries

that are stupid. With a slanting liberal bias. Slanting Michael Moore bias, more like. Michael Moore is just a dude. I watched Bowling for Columbine back in the day. Interesting documentary. But I watched it before I was into politics, so I don't really. If I watch it now, I'd probably feel a lot differently.

What do you think of guns, Matt? What do I think of? That's a conversation to end the podcast. What do you think of guns, Matt? What do I think of... That's a conversation to end the podcast. What do you think of guns? What do you think of illegal immigration? What do I think of illegal immigration? Illegal immigration. Illegal?

Oh, illegal. I think it's pretty cool. Why? You think we should have our borders open, just letting barbarians tirade through our streets? Pillaging our villages? What in the good hell are you talking about, Ryan? Well, what do you think of that stuff?

How about you tell me what you think about this?