supermegashow - EP 128 - We Quit Smoking!

Episode Date: February 12, 2019

We talk quitting smoking, Elon Musk's twitter, and Ryan insults Matt's lineage. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Don't smoke. Throw out those cigarettes and jewels, folks. Because now, Super Mega is officially cigarette and jewel free. We are. Smoke free, baby. Smoke free. We did it. We quit. This is a smoke free podcast now.

And we wanted to wait. Did you knock something over? The hell was that? Shit was loud. It was a remote, I think. We wanted to wait to tell you guys. To make sure we committed. We have now been smoke-free, nicotine-free for well over a week.

Almost a week and a half now. We quit. And I don't feel the craving for it. I feel great. I've switched out the cravings for if I want to go take a drag off of a cigarette, I'll just go for a walk instead. And that's like the best thing you could replace it with. And it feels good.

So seriously, if you would like to join us in this smoke-free podcast, you know. Quit. Yeah, throw that, you know, you're smoking on your way to work or school. You're smoking on your way to elementary school right now. You think you look cool? You don't.

You don't. I replaced it with I chew on toothpicks now. I stick a toothpick in my mouth like a cool little brawler. Like I'm going to beat someone's ass at a bar. You had more of an oral fixation. Yeah, you know me with oral. But I like, you know how I decided to quit one day? I was just like, you know what?

I keep saying I'm going to quit. If I don't just do it, I'm not going to. So I stopped. One morning I woke up and I was just like, I'm going to do it right now. I'm not going to build up to it. I'm just going to do it. So I gathered my jewels. I gathered my pods.

I gathered my chargers. And I gave them to the Tucker bros. And I was build up to them. I'm just going to do it. So I gathered my jewels. I gathered my pods. I gathered my chargers. And I gave them to the Tucker bros. And I was like, take them. Just do something with them. I'm done. And it sucked. It sucked for about three or four days. I was like, ugh.

The second day was still the worst of it that I remember. Second day is the worst. But for me, you remember, I had been trying to quit for about two or three weeks. And then you quit Juuling. And then I was like, you know what? I'll make this a buddy thing so we can keep each other accountable. And then lo and behold, boom. Teamwork is what did it.

The power of friendship. So if you want to quit, quit with us. With your favorite YouTubers, the YouTube brothers. Quit with us. Throw away those Juul pods. Take those cigarettes. Throw them in the trash and douse them in gasoline. Do it right now.

Don't wait. Don't say, oh, I'll have one last smoke or I'll do it. I'll do them in gasoline. Do it right now. Don't wait. Don't say, oh, I'll have one last smoke, or I'll do it later. Just do it right now. That's the best way to do it. Just do it right now. We'll give you a stretch right now. We'll just kind of hum a little song as you go throw your cigarettes and jewels away. Okay, what song?

Okay. Oh, it's magic. You know you should not smoke. Throw away those cigarettes and jewels. Or vapes of any sort. Okay. I hope that was enough time. If not, just pause the video and then come back.

But yeah, guys. I feel good. I feel more clear and clean. Send us videos of you fucking throwing your cigarettes away in a trash can and dousing them in Diet Pepsi or whatever soft drink or gross liquid you have. Because then you won't be tempted to pull them back out. Use milk. Use milk.

Use chocolate milk. Yeah, sure. That's going to be nasty. Because then if you get the urge and you're like, yeah, just kidding. I'm going to pull them back out and smoke them. Because I actually did that one time. I threw them away in the trash.

That quote unquote first time I tried to quit. And I was like, I threw them in the trash this morning and I feel good. Later that night I was like, eww. Just reached in and pulled one out? Was there like gross shit on them? No. They were at the top of the trash. Top of the trash, baby.

You just put them somewhere. That's essentially all you did. Dude, my addiction got so bad that one time I was like, I'm out of cigarettes. And so I started being like, I need to have one. And I went out to my car to search under my seat and everything. And I found a cigarette that was under my seat. And I was like, yes. And I really, yeah, that's bad.

Well, no more. You're not controlled. It't have it's chains around you now you control it I swear to god if the next podcast is me coming in okay guys I had a really bad week and I broke and I'm a smoker again you can't now you've like committed

you've publicly announced it to 100,000 people I'll let 2019 Ryan's image be like no smoking but I have to think like, I have to think of the channel and what's best for it. There has to be some drama that occurs for 2020 because things can't be good all the time. So some drama has to occur.

Says who? I'm not talking about in real life. I'm talking about what we conjure up for the audience to believe. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. Like how we're doing this thing where we said we quit smoking but we actually didn't i know and so that's gonna like get people to build up this character like we're not smokers

anymore and so when 2020 ryan hits and like the the drama happens then i can be a smoker and i can shave my head bald because you know my long hair is like a thing right now yeah i'll shave it bald and i'll start smoking again so people will like start making like epic images of like dark Orion dark Orion but like not like not like black Ryan like we need those dark

versions of our characters that some YouTubers have for some reason that they have like a dark version of themselves like an evil well Sean has one yeah Sean has one what's it scary jack septic guy i don't know what it's called evil man does not have an evil green man i'm scared of evil green man oh scary man the scary youtuber version we need we need some for us dude scare. Scary. Has Epic Rap Battles of History done a... Never mind.

Evil Lloyd. And Dark Peter. Dark Peter. And it's just Nice Peter and Blackface. If that was released. If he fucking did that. If that was fucking released. Holy fuck.

Yeah, don't do that Nice Peter, Epic Peter. If you had so many views like the head of YouTube would be like oh shit I mean this is awful but look at that look at the views look at the comments look at the likes that would be awful all this money all of a sudden Coca-Cola's like that is a lot of people seeing our Coca-Cola

we could we could back out with the ads but and it's like the opposite of adpocalypse yeah where like ads are better for like shit like that oh my god that's how it makes resurgence and we like spiral backwards in history yeah but we'd get more ads from YouTube so

yeah Evil Ryan and Scary Matt seen any good movies lately Matthew? yeah I did. What? i don't remember it what what did i see the one with jamie lannister no yes what did i see stalk the block what is it the fuck are you talking about uh breaking bad the movie what's it called keep going i know what you're talking about now but i want to see you keep guessing. Walk the line. Nope. Walk hard. You have

one of the rhyming syllables in there. Walk hard? No. Walk. Walk? Shotcaller. I saw the movie Shotcaller. It was really good. What? Oh, you need to get something? Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Hannah needs to come in here and get something.

Because nobody respects us in this office. Ike? Ike didn't even ask permission, and he's Hannah needs to come in here and get something. Because nobody respects us in this office. What are you talking about? Ike? Ike didn't even ask permission, and he's in here just opening drawers. He's getting some controllers. Can y'all answer me this, though? If this was a grump session, would you be doing this?

Absolutely not. Like, would you do this to the grumps? Oh, God, no. No. No way. Aaron's my boss. I know. What are we to you?

Not my bosses. Exactly. You don't need to respect us. I respect you guys. I know. What are we to you? Not my bosses. Exactly. You don't need to respect us. We're just two dudes. Someone else coming in? Oh, yep. Here we go.

Here comes Ross. Hey, Ross. What's up? Yeah, it's just a party in here, dude. Okay, we're done. Does everyone come in? You guys making content? Yeah, we're making some content right now.

We were making content. Now we're just sitting. Just waiting. Make sure to slam those cabinets. Yeah, slam those cabinets, Ike. Make sure you really make a lot of sound back there. That's good. Y'all have a good one. Thanks, guys.

Bye. What were we talking about? I saw a movie. A Shot Caller. shot caller yes really good movie i liked it a lot john boyega in it i mean john burnthal john boyega yeah do you know who that is i know the name it had one of the dudes from narcos in it oh yeah yeah is that how you say it john boyega is it boyega what is it what what i thought was like John Bodega or something. Bodega? There's no D in it. Oh, that's a... Bodega's like a like Spanish sandwich place,

isn't it? Bodegas are like... I thought they were flowers. Bodegas? I don't know. I'm pretty sure a bodega's like a... What's a bodega? I think it's a Spanish sandwich shop. Hold on, wait. Define bodega, Siri. You butthole. The fuck? What? Hold on, it's... Just to confirm, you'd like to call Nate Sharp?

No, no, no, no, no. I don't want to call Nate Sharp. Siri, I'm sorry for calling you a butt. All right, here's what I got. A bodega's a French bagpipe. What? Yeah, play the bodega, dude. Okay, I guess a bodega's a French bagpipe.

Goddamn, Mike. Good movie, though. It's about a dude. G gets in a DUI car crash and kills his friend by accident. And then he has to go to prison. And then he joins a neo-Nazi gang. And it's really scary. Oh, the setup sounded like a comedy. No, no, no, no, no.

It's horrifying. It's a very scary, sad movie. Makes prison seem real scary. The joke being that the setup was him killing his best friend in a truck yeah you don't need to explain it ryan i got the joke i'm just making sure it was good though i liked it a lot and then i joke yeah and i re-watched swiss army man the other night how was the second viewing of really good i liked it still holds up it's a good movie fucking is is the character in that like kind of like never mind i don't want to spoil anything

i just i've just never had that experience where i've been following this character around and i've been like oh he's on an island weird shit happens all of a sudden just to be like oh he's a fucking creep yeah weirdo it's crazy he's a fucking crazy creep weirdo it but it's it's so good it's such a good movie in fact it was great i was watching it and i remembered i was like i think we reviewed or like talked about that movie on like the fourth episode of our podcast daniel radcliffe picks the like some of the best shit sometimes because he picked that and then now he's gonna be in a movie where like he dies or something then he wakes up with like guns surgically attached to his arms he picks

the weirdest movies to be in and i was watching this video and he was saying like the reason he chose the role was because he read a scene in which he's trying to use the bathroom for the first time and he's like oh i want to do this now it's like that's awesome yeah i i i love him he's he's so like no he's really good project sometimes he also picks a lot of shitty projects. But he was also in the play, Equus, in which he was fully naked on stage. He's a good actor. He's a committed actor. Harrison told me, he says, I think the reason he picks these roles is because he was Harry Potter. He never has to work again in his life.

You know, he has so much money and fame from that. So he's like, I'm just going to pick roles that sound fun at this point instead of picking a role that's going to get me into big headlines. Anybody remember Horns? Yeah, like that, for example. He was in Horns. Speaking of neo-Nazis, he played that one movie where he was an undercover cop that went into a neo-Nazi gang.

Did it start with an I? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not Invictus. I wanted to see it, but I never did. There was also that movie Wild, where he like is in like this, it looked like he was in the South American jungles and like trying to survive.

Oh, yeah. Oh my God, yeah. Yeah. Could we get him? We should have a Daniel Radcliffe movie night. Just watch all the not Harry Potter movies. No, no, it's nothing of it is Harry Potter. Also, Equus is a really good book.

I haven't read it. It's like a script. It's like a stage script in book form. Really good. It's about a kid who gouges out the eyes of a bunch of horses. Why? It's like the whole book is like his. Why does he do that?

Well, you got to read it to find out i want to read it but it's the whole book is him and his his dialogue with his with a psychologist psychologist doesn't he isn't there one horse that he loves does he gouge its eyes out at the end i don't want to spoil anything but you jerk the horse off no well i'm not spoiling anything if i say or is it just like he has this sexual attraction to it but it doesn't go far? Yeah. He like touches the shaft, but nothing. Well, I don't think that's explicitly a scene where he just touches the shaft of the horse.

The shaft touching Zed in Equus. Yeah. But I mean, it's pretty good, dude. Dude, speaking of shaft touching, I remembered this the other day. The new movie coming out. Is that a movie called Shaft? Yeah, from the old movie Shaft. It's Samuel Jackson's in it, and there's an old guy.

It's kind of like they're 21 Jump Street-ing this old thing that I think was remade once, and now it's being remade again. So they're making it like an action comedy. Does it look funny? I might go see it just because I like Samuel L. Jackson. I might go see it just because I like Samuel Jackson. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project

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I've been let down too many times. Too many times. Just too much, dude. Mostly by the audience in the theater. Okay, you want to talk about audiences. Last Friday, me and Ryan and Harrison and Jackson, we went to go see some stand-up comedy by Stavros, who's from a podcast called Comptown. And we went and we saw him do some stand-up. And it was hysterical.

It was like the funniest stand-up I've ever seen. Really good. But there was this guy in the front row, like front and center, like as front row as you can get, who he was like, you know what? I'm going to heckle. He looks like something he looks he looked exactly like i i can't pinpoint it he had this like just ear to ear kind of mouth murk like smirk a wide jaw shit-eating grin like short kind of curly hair that kind of did a little quick curl at the front

and he had glasses like circular glasses or just just, did he have glasses or no glasses? No, no glasses. He was just like... Well, he looked like the type of guy that would wear them. Yeah, he looked like that kind of little idiot that would wear glasses. Like a fucking dork. And he's sitting there with his girlfriend

and he started heckling from the opener. Like the opener comes out and the opener called him out and he was like, dude, what are you doing? Because he was filming it. But like with the flashlight on, I yeah so he was like he was just trying to stir shit from the beginning he was like dude why you what are you filming with the flashlight on you're in the front row like stop and so the first comedian the the opener was pretty nice

about it and kind of turned it around and made it a joke on the comedian instead of pointing him out that much yeah it's like i'm not that good to film. But Stav on the other hand. He tried to be nice at first. And. It got to the point where the dude started watching a fucking video on his phone. In the front row. Yeah.

Like there's no other reason that you're doing that than to be noticed. Yeah. Well first of all. After the opener. He was drunk too. Yeah. He was drunk. But after the opener. That's no excuse. Called him out. When the opener called him out. Remember, first of all, after the opener. He was drunk too. Yeah, he was drunk. But after the opener called him out.

When the opener called him out, remember he just kept yawning after that? Like every two seconds he'd like yawn as loud as he could. You know how like obsessive and just kind of like angry I get in my theater seat when like some audience members being a dick. And I remember I went over to you and I was just like, dude, this fucker is yawning. And I looked over and he'll just be sitting there with his arms crossed go yep god like that whoever he was he looks so he was so smug it was like the definition of smug and in stave called him out and kept calling him out and every time yeah tried to be nice at first but every time he called him out it got funnier and funnier and he

was so good at like instantly roasting him oh yeah i mean like he kept getting upset like the heckler was getting upset that he was getting called out but it's like he kept doing things to get called out until finally like stop like dude i got five minutes left in my set he was having a conversation loudly with his mom or girlfriend or i couldn't tell which one it was but he's a very touchy feely hopefully girlfriend it could have been his mom but stav made the made the i trusted him he had a good front row seat you know to to those two that annoying couple he said he was like is this your mom or is this your guardian so it's like i mean that it was like he was like it was like dude like you could not be more front and center right like. I know. Like, did my enemies put this guy here as a joke?

Like, just, I have five minutes left on my set. Just shut up. Just stop. I've been patient. I've asked you. Just stop, dude. And then he, like, threw his arms up. Like, ooh, ooh, ooh.

And he's like, don't throw your arms up. You know exactly. You've been doing this the whole show. Just shut up. And everyone, like, stood up and cheered. And then literally three minutes later, he starts talking again. And, like, stops. And you can hear it. You can hear the ooh, ooh, ooh. And Stav just up and cheered. And then literally three minutes later, he starts talking again in the, in like stops. Like here and stop,

just like stops his joke. And he was like, okay, dude, fuck off. Like, and he just tore into him. And then his girlfriend gave him this look.

And he was like, he was like, stop looking at me with that Roseanne bar looking in the camera face. One of the, one of the best moments of that whole like thing was cause as he was talking loudly, the people behind him like tapped him on the shoulder and was like hey could you be quiet and the dude just did this to him

like just stared at him stared at him and would not stop staring at him as they're like telling him to you know be quiet and that's when stav like called him out for like i think the last time he's like okay you know what dude you're out he lost it and it was so good and then he called security I'm insecure like three security guys came and like I wouldn't get up he just sat there with his arms crossed like what what and they kicked him out and as they were leaving someone yelled fuck you to the guy and he's like he stopped and like turned as if he wanted to try to fight him but then the security just flipped him back around and pushed him out that'd be funny if like Stav like knew the person like that was just what it because I would imagine like if you ever did That'd be funny if like Stav like knew the person, like that was just what it,

cause I would imagine like if you ever did stand up, you and I like, you're like, Hey, you want to do a bit where like you're a heckler, like front row. Like I couldn't do it because like you had to get like a friend that's not, you know,

your partner in YouTube. My partner in crime. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, well, well maybe, maybe how about at the next super mega show,

I'll just go on by myself and you be a heckler in the front row. Okay. The whole time. And you'll just have the Groucho Marx glasses and no one knows it's you. Speaking of shows. With the nose and the mustache. We're going on tour next week.

Next week is our first tour. I wonder how it will go. Well, maybe. I think it'll go well. I'm excited. We're doing Vancouver, Seattle, Portland, and Eugene. Yep. It's going to be very fun.

Hope to see you guys there. Tickets are still on sale, so it's like your last chance to get tickets if you want them. If you're in that area, I don't know when we're ever coming back to those places. So grab a ticket. Come out. It'll be fun. There'll be merch there. There'll be drinks.

It'll be fun. We'll be there, yeah. Yeah. In case you guys didn't realize that, you're like, oh shit, they're going to be there? Yeah. And come watch us perform our poorly planned show and have a great time with us. Dude, we got to work on that shit.

Don't admit that, dude. Our excellently planned show we've been working on every single day. Because you would think that it's like tour, we take it more seriously, which we have been working on every single day because you know you would think that it's like tour we take it more seriously which we have been very taking it very seriously we're gonna see an audio clip of this and it's gonna be like super mecca no

respect fans exclamation point and it's like we paid money no we just we don't respect ourselves is the problem it's like hey let's go embarrass ourselves we have a plan together we just need to get the assets we just need to get the looping assets to Vernon yeah we have this bait the base schedule, but it's like the only thing is I can't give it away. There's some stuff that we still need to like make sure we figure out.

Yeah. It's going to be fun, though. I'm excited. I don't want to give anything away, of course. It's going to be real good. I'm real excited. It's going to be a blast. So come on out.

Ticket link is in the description. Just go to supermegashow.net. All the tickets are on that website. But hell yeah, Ryan. F yeah. F yeah, dude. H yeah, dude. H-E double hockey sticks.

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the wooden board that we will talk about i can't read that yeah i didn't do a good job etching that did you use a butter knife or an actual knife i used the butter knife what did i try to write there oh i want to talk about how funny Elon Musk's Twitter is is it funny it's so funny dude like like he tweeted out of like what do you do the picture of a wolf with a watermelon in its mouth and he just said yes what can I go see this right now Elon Musk, hold on. Elon Musk. I gotta see this picture of the wolf. Dude, his Twitter is so bad.

I don't see his wolf. His Twitter is so fucking bad. When you accidentally summon a great old one while trying to pronounce furniture names in Ikea. Only a matter of time. Okay, here it is. I wish someone loved me as much as this horse loves broccoli.

And it's a wolf with watermelon in its mouth. And he said, yes. What's going on? Elon, come on, man. He also did this meme. He liked this meme. The Neo meme? Yeah.

What if I told you that low cut shorts also show nice under bum without looking like my mom? He's 47 dude like okay is he is he running his Twitter or is this like some intern that's like SpaceX documentary actual footage and it's footage of the Lego movie knock it off dude just just stick to

making shit stop with the Twitter memes dude I think when like the whole thing of him trying to do meme review came about, he's like, I'm gonna show that I can do memes. And then he started trying to be funny. He went on like Know Your Meme and found some like random memes. He just went on

9gag and he's like, this is good. What's this carrot doing eating this bacon? I imagine, Elon, in a couple months we'll find out the uh bacon narwhals at midnight come on super mega cast you're funny enough yeah he's finally he's finally achieved a god-tier comedian be like how are you elon how am i hmm well generally well what i like to do is like i'll wake up in the morning and i'll kind of um Well, what I like to do is like, I'll wake up in the morning and I'll kind of, I'll think about that.

And the conclusion that I usually come to is good. Yeah, good. Is that how he talks? I've never seen a video of him talking. He takes a while to form his thoughts because he's very precise in what he says. And when you, it seems like when people talk with him, he doesn't have a good gauge of... He has a gauge on humor, but he... Dude, yeah, he clearly has a gauge on humor. Have you seen his Twitter?

He knows what humor is, but... He does? Are you really saying that? He knows the concept. You just looked at his Twitter, and you said he knows what humor is. No, what I'm saying is he knows the concept. He knows the definition of humor.

He knows what it's supposed to be. Yeah, because I'm laughing my ass off when I'm looking at his Twitter feed. He just doesn't hit the mark, you know? Sure. For you, a lot of people probably laughed. A lot of moms and shit probably loved that. It's like, that's a wolf and a watermelon. That's not a horse and broccoli.

Elon! I had broccoli last night for dinner. Nice, dude. How was it? It was good. Greg taught me. Not taught me. He gave me this recipe.

It was like sesame. He came over and he guided your hands. It's like sesame broccoli. It's like sesame oil. Put some red pepper in there. Get some garlic in there. That sounds healthy. Some salt.

I ordered pizza last night, and the driver came, and I came outside to get my pizza, and he was just gone. And I couldn't contact him, and he was just sitting somewhere, and I couldn't find it. Where it said on the app where he was, he wasn't there. And I tried calling him and he wouldn't and just no answer and then he just drove off and said that my pizza had been delivered and I was like what

so I never got my pizza I think he stole it he's like I'm gonna sit over here wait for him to like why didn't you call the fucking is it just like it's not worth my time no I couldn't call it wouldn't work like every time I called it wouldn't go through where did you order a pizza from a A little small business. Oh. Then call the small business.

They have nothing to do with it. Yeah they do. It was the delivery service. Then call Postmates customer service and say they stole my food. I did. I said this man stole pizza from me. Or delivered it to the wrong person who accepted the food because they're assholes. And um then I had to order Papa John's instead

which isn't bad but I like Papa John's instead, which isn't bad. I like Papa John's. Krispy Krups is the best, though. It was just... Not the best. It's just really good out here. It was just disappointing. I just really wanted...

It was like... I ordered like a New York style pizza. I'm so excited for this real authentic pizza. Damn, authentic pizza. They don't make pizza like that in Italy, Matt. And then I had to fucking go with Papa John's, which is good. It's not bad pizza, but when you want that New York style, it's not the same. Of course not.

You just got to get that. I was so hyped up. I waited an hour from when I ordered that pizza for it to get here. And I was like, every five minutes, I was like, man, I can't wait for my pizza to get here. Then it's gone. It was the biggest letdown. Because I'm like, now I got to order another pizza from somewhere and wait another hour I see when you're like going for like one of those small business pizza places

then you have to get like if you're getting Papa John's off the bat you're not going to be disappointed but if you have to substitute Papa John's for something that would have been like as you said you're talking about those thin slices where you fold them it's thin slice yeah it's that New York style see I love getting New York style

with some feta cheese and pepperoni that's what i got and i had a big a big old pizza pie on the way and i was like yes i can't i'm so excited and um even the garlic sauce can't wipe away those tears exactly and i part of what if papa john's and domino's they're hiring postmates drivers and uber eats drivers just to like pick up pizza from these small businesses and not deliver them so then you're like fuck they're not now i have to order from you know and another reason i didn't call the pizza place that i ordered from was by the time uh they were closed yeah they were closed because the driver sat there for 15 minutes

and i could not find him and i tried texting and calling and every time it just said i got a message back that said your message could not be delivered and I tried texting and calling and every time it just said, I got a message back that said your message could not be delivered. And I was like, why am I getting a text back? You should have reported that Uber driver. I did, I did. I reported it and I got my refund and he got my pizza. So Alfonso, I had something weird.

The dick in your mouth? Nope. I was in Koreatown. Okay. And I got this tea that had cheese foam on top. Cheese foam on my tea. I got a lychee tea with cheese foam. I think you said that like three different ways.

I got cheese foam on my tea. Yeah, there it is. Because that's what this place was known for. Sorry, what did you do, Matt? It was like, try the cheese foam. And I was like, okay. What did you have it on? Tea.

So wait, you had what? Lychee tea try the cheese foam and i was like okay what did you have it on a tea so wait you had what lychee tea with cheese foam on top what is that so it's cheese it's foam that's that's like that's cheese yeah and they put it on top of the tea which was together that's okay it was it was really weird i gotta say i was like i don't know what i'm expecting he ow what the fuck was that for i don't know you just'm expecting. Ow! What the fuck was that for? I don't know. You just fucking slapped my hand. A spur of the moment thing, buddy. I saw that. You just had a spasm and then slapped my fucking hand. Why?

Just to wake you up a bit. I am fully awake. You seem tired. You look like you're on crack right now. You have a wild look in your eyes. What are you doing? I'm bananas, dude. I can tell.

Did you fucking smoke crack before we recorded this podcast my hands turning red i was trying to tell you about this cheese on my head like there's this like shit that i found on the sidewalk cool your fucking jets my hand is now turning red you slap me right on the back of my hand shit now you're awake and i was awake before you slapped my hand you sounded a bit tired, Matt. You sounded tired. What are you talking about? I sound tired. I'm so awake right now I need to go expense this energy somewhere. You're slurring your words.

You're spazzing out. You're slapping my hand. I usually slur my words. No, you don't. I don't speak properly like this, Matt. Are you an alcoholic? Are you drunk right now? I talk like this and I just kind of, I always like that. That's why I always slur my words together in episodes. And then it makes you laugh. No, it doesn't. You're right. That's why I always slur my words together in episodes. And then it makes you laugh.

No, it doesn't. You're right. That's never happened in a Super Mega video. What's next? Try to find one example. I won't. Okay, you're right. Never happened.

Never happened. I have to yes and you because there's no yes anding my part. No. Exactly. I, uh, but I had this cheese foam. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. Nah. I had it on, I't yes I did you're a liar you're a known liar

I'm not a known liar that's what everyone says no they don't Jackson told me that your mom even said that Matt's a little fucking liar no he didn't and no she didn't you lied to your sister why would my mom tell Jackson that

and why would Jackson tell you that you lied to your sister. Why would my mom tell Jackson that and why would Jackson tell you that? You lied to your sister though. No I didn't. You said you'd get the wedding video. That wasn't a lie. That was just a mistelling of the truth. Well if it ain't the truth then it's a lie. It's not true. Just because it's not the truth doesn't mean it's a lie. What does it mean? A lie has

malignant purpose. No. Yes. It doesn't have to have malignant purpose. You're lying right now. Huh? You're lying right now. Yeah this has malignant purpose. No. Yes. It doesn't have to have malignant purpose. You're lying right now. Huh? You're lying right now. Yeah, this has malignant purpose, but a lie doesn't have to be malignant. It can be to save someone. Like, do I look good in this dress?

Yes. But they don't. And then they go out and make a fool of themselves because you lied. No, you just particularly don't like the way they look in the dress. Because it has a... Makes them look kind of fat. Yeah. If you take something from a a market you can get your hand chopped off in other countries yeah that's it's a little intense I've seen videos of that shit

it's a little bit intense crazy it's like yeah you know the guy shouldn't have stolen but you gotta cut his hand off for the rest of his life it's probably gonna get infected and he's gonna die this one time they just burned a dude alive I'm sure that's happened more than once don't steal from die. This one time, they just burned a dude alive. I'm sure that's happened more than once.

Don't steal from me, buddy. I'm sure that they've burned people alive for stealing. Or you're going to have an agonizing death and not to live out and I'm going to make it so you're unable

to live out your existence. Ryan, if you ever steal one thing from me. But don't steal. That's the lesson. I'll cut your hand off. Your whole hand off. Just one swipe.

We'll do it as a Super Mega Video. It's like, hey guys, Ryan stole from me so I'm going to cut his hand off. Imagine how shocking that would be. It's like we'd live stream me cutting my hand off like with one solid poof

like well no I wouldn't want to do that because then you can't play the games on the channel anymore and then it's just left to me and then I would play them so poorly no one would watch no people still say I play games poorly because I'm not picking up every fucking item and I'm not I'm not a walking walk I'm not a living walk I'm not a living walk

I'm not a living Resident Evil 2 remake walkthrough we're literally like it's a let's play we're playing the game how we're gonna play it cause it's like and I miss shit and you miss shit sometimes your first go at a game I've never played Resident Evil 2 I played up until like before the series I played up until

Mr. X or the Tyrant and then I got too scared by myself in my house and I was like nah I don't want to do this and then Matt wanted to play it for this channel which is a fun series I had a great time playing it y'all didn't like Kingdom Hearts too much

no they didn't I felt that one I felt that one real good the shitty part is I had fun playing it. I did too. I had a really good time playing it. I just think the story's stupid. I just didn't.

And I didn't care. Shut up! Stop! Well, it's like, those are some long ass cut scenes. People spend years working on this. And you're spitting on their future graves. I wasn't spitting on anyone's grave. We're just goofing off with the game.

And it's like, let's play it. All I'm saying is, if we were that shitty, like I don't see fans of Pongo getting that upset, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, exactly. Right? I don't see fans of those Jewish Flash games we played getting upset. What's the deal, guys? You liked it when

we made fun of those games, even some of those games were people's passions. You think religious people just did it for a good laugh they did it there was their passion project their passion project was that dreidel flash game exactly you know so it's like come on guys you can't pick and choose because you have some bias towards a game or being real real really mean and yes we're kind of skipping cut scenes and giggling like little school girls about it. But it's the fact, it was because of the fact that we don't know anything about Kingdom Hearts. I didn't know that people would take a Let's Play so seriously.

Someone sent us an email that was literally like 12 paragraphs saying that they were disturbed by the way we played. It literally said disturbed me. They said it disturbed them and they said that our choice to play Kingdom Hearts was a massive, what was it, like misstep? Yeah. It was like a severe misstep by choosing to play Kingdom Hearts. Yeah. So people really, I didn't realize the Kingdom Hearts fan base just was that serious. And just to let everyone know, so we won't play it on the channel anymore,

but just know that I will go home and play it for fun and will continue to skip the cutscenes because I don't care about it. And I will play the game just for the gameplay, which also is kind of fun. It's kind of fun to play around. You can just sit there. There's not much work to go into it. It's not that hard.

You just kind of sit there and you just kind of mash a few buttons, use can just sit there. There's not much work to go into it. It's not that hard. You just kind of sit there, and you just kind of mash a few buttons, use magic here and there, use some potions. You've got these special effects. I want to keep playing on the channel. I had a lot of fun recording it, and I like the characters. I'm getting shit down, like second form shit. That's fun. I didn't know you could level up keyblades,

and now I'm leveling up my keyblades. See, this sounds so much fun. But in retrospect, I wish that we hadn't skipped the opening cutscene. I feel like that one was important. Yeah, it doesn't matter. There's no... Dude, okay, you know what, Matt?

Here, hold on one second. I want to see if I still have this shit. Okay, I'm going to play a scene for you, Matt. I'm going to just start this scene, and I want you to just hear what these characters are saying and see if you think that you and I would have been able to just if you could get into this. Ready? Yeah.

Remember, Goofy has a line in this that's really good, too. I never thought I'd hear Goofy say something like this. OK. Realize what you are saying. The other Twilight Town is just data. A heart can live anywhere, even inside data. There are hearts all around us. Hmm.

Ansem and Xemnas used to be part of the same person, right? But look, now they exist separately just fine. If they can do it, then I don't see any reason why you and Roxas can't find a way.

Oh. Yeah. Yeah. You tell them that's a goofy. Dude, I didn't understand a single word that was said in that. That went right over my head. Am I stupid? That makes me feel stupid.

No, it's just like, I get like with context, it's like, okay, there's this dude that's also in Sora's heart. His name's Roxas. And those two dudes used to be a part of the same heart or something. And now they're separated. And those are two bad dudes. And now they're thinking that they can get because Roxas doesn't have a body to go in. Roxas has to, they have to put him in a digital world.

So his like, you know, a heart can be digital. That's what he's saying in that. So they're going to try to put him in like a computer or like somewhere where his heart can be instead of trapped inside Sora's. And then Goofy's like, what old Zimnus? Zimnus? Dude, I don't even understand it. Hearing Goofy say that shit, I'm like, Jesus. Well, guys, we're sorry we didn't play Kingdom Hearts good.

We were just goofing off with it. We'll try to. Because the thing is, we're like, guys, we're scared to play certain games on the channel because people are going to freak out and we won't be good at it. And then the comments are like, no, just play what you want to play. We just want to see you guys have fun. So we do that and we just goof off with it and have fun. But it's like, you're getting crucified tomorrow.

It's like, what do we do? I was watching it happen live and you and I were just laughing like, god we'd never seen this much backlash like it was video why ever i like the comments were like people wanted us well then why don't you respect the art that is kingdom that's why i imagine it happened it's like guys sorry just don't watch it then i'm sorry sorry don't watch okay there's other Let's Players that played Kingdom Hearts. Go watch that one. Sorry, don't watch, Matthew. We upload so much content.

Are you saying if I don't enjoy something and me watching it intentionally knowing that I'll get mad and it will create a negative kind of aura around me, why is that a bad thing? Maybe I want to be negative. Maybe I want to be a little spiteful little gremlin for the rest of my life it's true it's like don't just don't watch it it's like not a big fucking deal do something go go play outside you mad bro oh that's on screen right now i hope so that's what i gotta say to the haters did you put it it's on screen right now the haters get a get a good look at this one and tell me how that one makes you feel okay but sorry for i guess like stepping on people's toes with kingdom hearts let me say this there was no part of us that was intentionally trying to make fun of kingdom hearts fans or like insult kingdom hearts or the

fans we just think it's confusing and didn't know what's going on and we're like let's like yeah let's just skip and then it kind of became a joke and we didn just think it's confusing and didn't know what's going on. And we're like let's just skip. And then it kind of became a joke and we didn't think anything of it. And then, whew. I used skipping it more of as a punchline to like cut Matt off when he was talking. Because he'd talk and then I'd just skip it. And then it would kind of work in a way to cut him off.

And then he'd have to laugh. Or I'd laugh. Yeah. Good shit, you know. I guess we'll bury Kingdom Hearts. That one we took that one out back. We took it out to pasture. Yeah. Kingdom Hearts, soon Mega Let's Play went to go live on a farm. So we do have some new ones coming soon, though, that are going to be pretty good.

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That's Indochino.com. Use the promo code SuperMega for any premium suit for just 359 and free shipping ryan we should take a trip to indo china speaking of which super mega goes to indo china just call it we just do a vlog in vietnam but only call it indo china yeah dude just got back from indo china why don't we call it that anymore oh yeah it's not occupied by the french we we we we we we papa magusta we we mademoiselle i don't know any french dude Oh, yeah. It's not occupied by the French. Oui, oui. Oui, oui. Oui, oui, oui. Papa Magusta. Oui, oui, mademoiselle. I don't know any French, dude.

In high school, I was given the choice. They're like, all right, Matt, you want to take French or Spanish? And I was like, I'm going to have to go with that Spanish because French sounds real tricky to pronounce. I did French in elementary school, which is, of course, just all like colors. Colors and numbers. Yeah. So. I wish they offered like, honestly, I wish colors and numbers yeah so i wish they offered

like honestly i wish they'd offered anything i wish they had offered mandarin that would have been so cool to learn in school it's like learn to speak a little mandarin it's the number one spoken language southern kids speaking mandarin no way if they couldn't even pronounce spanish dude no way a bunch of southern kids are gonna be uh. Hola, senorita. Me gusta la pizza. Can you even try to do a southern dude doing Mandarin? Do you remember in Spanish class, they'd call on a student to read some of the textbook and it would just be like, me amo. Los cumpleanos.

Los cumpleanos. Cumpleaños Cumpleanos So I imagine like If it was Mandarin It'd be like Ni hao Now she may Dao Huan Chi Mun Sounds like Hank Hill

If he tried Very good He had an Asian brother Oh yeah I forgot He's a Japanese brother What a twist I know Cotton got around

Cotton Was it Cotton Or was it know. Cotton got around. Cotton. Was it Cotton or was it his mom that got around? It had to be Cotton because of the war. Yeah. It was Cotton. Cotton went over and popped a few out in the war and had little Hank's brother Junichiro. I wonder how many soldiers popped one out and had a baby that they didn't even know of. Probably quite a few.

How many people's lineages track back to an American soldier? My grandpa fought in Iwo Jima. Yeah, now he's dead, so how'd that work out for him? Sorry! Jesus Christ! Fuck!

Where'd that come from? His death had nothing to do with the war. I know with the war i think he died of an aneurysm that's not funny i i wasn't trying to be funny what you want me to say he died in an ice cream truck accident or something yes that's good my mom is gonna listen to this with tears in her eyes ryan's like wow that's funny, Ryan. You made fun of my dad dying. It doesn't have to be her dad. It's my grandpa.

Is it my other grandpa? Yeah. My fake grandpa? My hypothetical grandpa? No, the other grandpa. My dad's dad? Your dad and your mom aren't brother and sister. Well, my other grandpa didn't fight in World War II.

My other grandpa's like a preacher or something. Do you like him? Do I like him? He's my grandpa. So? I don't really know him that well. He could have beat you up as a kid and you hate him now. He did not beat me up.

My grandpa's a very, my one living grandpa is a very sweet man, lives in the middle of nowhere in a trailer. I don't really know him that well because we've never been that close. Just because he lives so far away and he doesn't really use. Is it because he is creepy? No, he's not creepy at all. He's so uncreepy. He's like a very sweet old man.

I just don't. We don't talk that much. So he's the sweetest one. Why are you just why are you suddenly just roasting my grandpas joking about my one grandpa dying and now you're just calling my other grandpa creepy for no reason. It's just there's something just so fucking awful and despicable he's a sweet old man about talking about people that can't defend

themselves yeah and he's an old fucking man that has no idea that you're saying these awful things about him to a public audience and he's just okay right now he's just sitting on the couch watching some TV with his hearing aid in just enjoying his tea. And then right now, you're just... My granddads are dead, too.

Oh, well, I'm sorry. So I can make this joke. So you can make jokes about my living grandpa because your grandpa's dead. Both of them are dead. One of my grandpas is dead. I'm kidding. What the fuck, dude? Why?

I don't know. What? Mom, I'm sorry. Ignore Ryan. dude? Why? I don't know. What? Mom, I'm sorry. Ignore Ryan. Just don't let it get to you. He's goofing. I am. I am just goofing.

Grandpa is smiling down in heaven upon us. Real life Ryan respects your family, Matt. Thank you, Ryan. That means a lot. Little short turquoise Ryan doesn't. Oh, that's our character. For a second, I was like then i was like oh yeah sorry that's our care our branding whatever is it green i guess it's turquoise it's teal okay i don't know what color because some like it's like some people draw blue some people draw green i'm i'm like i'm a reddish pinkish something yeah it's supposed to

be like off shades of red and blue because red and blue is boring. It's overdone. So we're like, let's mix it up. How about an off shade of red and an off shade of blue? So it's the kind of teal turquoise. No one does that color combination that often. No one. No one does.

You know what combination I don't see often? What? Yellow and purple. That's true. Wario. But I mean, I don't see often. What? Yellow and purple. That's true. Wario. But, um, I mean, I don't know. I don't really want to keep recording now that you've insulted both of my grandfathers, living and dead.

Pop quiz. Who's Tito? Tito? Tito. Who's Tito? Well, I don't know anyone named Tito. He's the large Hawaiian man. Oh, from Rocket Power.

Yep. I got it right. I mean, you gave me a hint. I feel like if we went to a trivia night, we'd fucking kill it. With our combined brain powers? Wheel of Fortune night. We'd kill it then, 100%. We're about to release some episodes soon of Wheel of Fortune.

I love Wheel of Fortune, so we did some episodes of Wheel of Fortune. I just gotta say, it's... Matt's a genius when it comes to Wheel of Fortune. He's a bit of a savant. I don't want to toot my own horn, but I ain't too shabby at Wheel of Fortune. Some might think he's very antisocial with the way he plays Wheel of Fortune. I wouldn't say that. Where would you draw that conclusion from?

I was actually legitimately impressed by how fucking, like, you'll hear it throughout the episode. Even when you and I are versing each other, I'm still, like, excited, like, giddy. Like, ooh, yes! Ooh, damn! It's like watching street magic. Dude, I'm going to have to... When I'm working later today and exporting videos, I'm just going to bust out my Switch and play a little bit.

It's a fun game, dude. Everyone right now is playing Kingdom Hearts and shit, and I'm just over here playing Wheel of Fortune. I'm kind of getting through Kingdom Hearts. I'm still trying to get through Claire's campaign. I haven't gamed as much recently. Claire's getting through Kingdom Hearts. I'm still trying to get through Claire's campaign. I haven't gamed as much recently. Claire's campaign and Kingdom Hearts. Because I've been...

I don't want to say what game I've been playing because it's embarrassing, but... Ryan, play whatever games you want, dude. Yeah. What have you been playing? I don't want to say it on the podcast. I'll beep it out. Okay, I'm sorry. I wasn't expecting that one.

I know, I know. Please bleep that out. Why not? Do you want to just play it on the channel, man? What? Just play it on the channel, dude. I can't. Why not?

I can't play it on the channel. Oh. Because bleep this part out. Because... I just want to like imagine you in your house by yourself doing that. Yeah, it's great. It's like a little... It's like I set up a playlist and I do it and it's like a workout.

I want to spy on you and film you playing it and then blackmail you with it. Like anonymously mail you and be like, we have this tape, Ryan, and we're going to release it. I used to play in high school with my girlfriend. Well, now you're playing it by yourself. This isn't part of the podcast. It's not? No. Yeah, it is.

No, it's not. I'm the one editing it and I'm deciding it's part of the podcast. No, I didn't. They're going to think I'm the one editing it and I'm deciding it's part of the podcast. No, I didn't. They're going to think I'm playing some fucking... Like sex game or like... It's not, guys. It's just genuinely embarrassing. Yeah.

I didn't think it was going to be embarrassing when Ryan was like, I'll be playing a game that I don't want to say. I'm like, it's not that bad, Ryan. You're probably just self-conscious. I mean, you told me. It's pretty... It's kind of... Dude, live your truth.

I am. I am. It is... Dude, you should just say it it's not that embarrassing just fucking say i do it for a workout yeah and that's that's why it's that's why it's not embarrassing it is embarrassing it's not i'll share something bleep it out when i was saying it before i will but you want to say it for real now sure fuck it it's just dance they have a bunch of dances if you's whatever. You're working out and you're learning how to dance, too. I am.

You're losing weight and having fun. The only thing that weirds me out about Just Dance is there'll be these kids dances that uses real kids to dance and it's like, I'll be scrolling through and I'm like, I know there's grown men that dance with kids. Are you one of them? Is that you?

No. You don't do the kids dances? Huh? Dude, well, let me come over and play some Just Dance with you. Yeah, we can play rock band. I want to play rock band. I've been dying to play some rock band. I still have it.

I still have rock band at my place waiting to be played. Could I like ever borrow it? Just because I was actually looking up, I want to get rock band to play. I don't sell it anymore. I know. And everywhere online

was like 500 bucks and i was like for the game not for the disc but for the like the drums and the guitar it's expensive as hell wait really yeah so i have like a hundreds of dollars so i have like a piece of history i mean yeah they're gonna have rock band in a museum one day they're not did has no one i guess no one would ever make custom shit i really want to sit down and like drums drums my favorite i want to play rock band drums but the neighbor that lives below me hates me and they're what if it sounds like he's being loud i don't play the drums ever i give you you have to take care of them i give you my rock band drums and you buy rock band 4 on your um xbox fuck yeah dude that sounds fantastic I would love to. Also, the Guitar Hero and Rock Band, I'm actually pretty fucking good

at Guitar Hero. How much are the Rock Band guitars going for? I don't know. They were expensive, too. They were like a couple hundred. Maybe I was just looking in the wrong places. I have one, but I don't have a bass, which is just the same controller. I love just Rock Band. Good game. I just sit every now

and then and just kind of play a few songs. And, um, they have a marketplace where you can buy songs. And I remember we bought a bunch of Nickelback songs. We were going to do a Nickelback concert about three years ago, but I just, but that was before you could, you know, it would get copyright striked now if we did that. So maybe, maybe one of these days we'll do something. But, um, I think it's a good place to end the podcast. I'm about to shit my pants.

Okay. Like it's real close. I'm going podcast. I'm about to shit my pants. Real close. I'm going to stand up. See me? I'm standing up. You're standing up right now. And I will now end the podcast. Three, two, one.