supermegashow - EP 129 - Tour Tales (ft. Jackson Tucker)

Episode Date: February 22, 2019

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water bottles right now yeah we're gonna move everything there's probably also you're listening you're like whoa why does it sound so shitty it's because we are on tour right now in the pacific northwest and uh we forgot to do a podcast before we left so we're like shit we Whoa, why does it sound so shitty? It's because we are on tour right now in the Pacific Northwest. And we forgot to do a podcast before we left. So we're like, shit, we got to record one because we're contractually obligated by sponsors. So we busted out Ryan's iPhone and our tour manager, Adam. The new iPhone's got to have a pretty good mic. This should sound good, right? Yeah.

Like if it doesn't, then that's Apple's fault. But our tour manager adam we're sleeping in his house in portland oregon and we're like let's do a podcast at uh what time is it it's 1 45 and also uh disclaimer we are all pretty intoxicated yes yes you are jackson yes i look at me look at me in. Yeah. Like, did I have three of those cocktails? Ryan had like three mango. Like. And three mango cocktails in a cider.

And then like. Okay. Before. So you went to go make reservations at the restaurant. Me and Jackson and Vernon were like, we're going to like, we're going to go out and get some drinks while you go for a walk. Jackson and I had like two very strong cocktails before dinner.

One was like. It was like straight mezcal. It was basically a long guy with a nice tea with mezcal. But where we went to eat was fucking amazing. Yeah, Portland kicks ass. Was it Pok Pok? Pok Pok. It's like a Thai restaurant.

Super fucking good. Everything was good there. But like, okay, let's go around and say our favorite thing starting with we'll end with the birthday boy oh yeah it's somebody's birthday mr social media manager jackson i made it uh i liked so i'll start i liked the um i like oh uh uh sorry i like don't wake adam up it's like don't wake daddy but don't wake adam I like... Sorry. I like the... Don't wake Adam up. It's like, don't wake daddy, but don't wake Adam.

And we're going to wake him up and he's going to walk out with Joker makeup on and say, hey boys, you woke me up. I have an obsession with Adam wearing Joker makeup. Sorry. They don't even know who Adam is. He's our... He manages our tours. He's great.

We love him. He's a sweet boy. He's very nice. And very good. He's a sweet boy he's very nice uh very good it's a short very nice man yeah so uh we had it was like this like duck stuff at the thai restaurant and with some with some chilies in it and you like your favorite thing yeah you'd like put it into some kind of leaf some kind of like herb it was like a big one and you'd wrap it in like a little taco and you just kind of chew on it and suck on it.

How spicy was it, Matt? And how did you do with it? Okay, well, I can't do spice. You know that. I cannot do spice. I was on Hot Pepper Gaming, stuck a habanero in my mouth. I said habanero in the video. Habanero.

Habanero. I remember one of your fans called me out because apparently Habanero doesn't have that accent over it. Yeah, so they were like, um, actually, Habanero is pronounced this way. I love those fucking dudes. They're like, I have, like, today, my purpose is doing this. I was like, I'm just being a jackass. They're like, actually. Do you remember everything was the, hold on.

Hold on, wait, before anything else. Dude, do you want to try to say it in Thai, Ryan? Ryan's been learning Thai. What's the name? What's the, hold on. How on. Wait, before you think of... Dude, do you want to try to say it in Thai, Ryan? Ryan's been learning Thai. What's the... Hold on. How do you pronounce... Hold on. I took a picture of it because before we went to the restaurant, I was looking at the menu

and it was one of the dishes that I was interested in. What is that? Well, I just took a bite of a candy bar. I can't... Well, come on. What kind of candy bar did you open? Yeah. We got a bunch of Canadian candy.

Is that an O'Henry? No, it's a Crunchy. Crunchy was good. Is that what they had last night? Oh, but shit, no. You had a Wonder Bar. Oh, sorry. I had two last night.

I had a Wunder Bar. Yeah, it's German. Sorry, the alcohol is getting us off track. How do you pronounce this? Oh, it's Thai? Lap Pet Eesan. Spicy Northeastern Thai chopped duck salad With lemongrass, galangal

Herbs, toasted rice, powder Dried chilies, lime juice And fish sauce served with Fox sot That shit was good It was delicious Honestly, it's a tie between the spicy Wings and the duck

I enjoyed them both equally for a different reason. Oh, dude, the wings. The wings were super fucking good. You tried the spicy. They weren't that bad. Go ahead. No, if we're going around,

I'll wait till you're finished. Ryan? I said, right? I said they're tied. You stole a chip! I was going're tied. I was going to... You stole a chip! I was going to agree. I was going to say...

And I just stole a chip from me. I hate to disagree with Ryan, but the duck and the wings are, like, tied for me because both incredible. Y'all, stop with this wordplay. They were tied for you? A... I'm talking about Tide Pods. They hit new meme. Wait, where's the original recording yep okay wow

slow it really has dude um great place though and then uh we went out got some drinks at a like some thai bar it was it's owned by the people of Puck Puck. It's like a whiskey soda bar. It was really good. It's not across the street. But we had a lot to drink. And we Ubered to our tour manager's house. And the Uber driver drops us off. And we see our tour van like right out.

Don't. Don't. Ah, Jesus. Jackson, stop. It's all over me. Can you hold it for 60 minutes? Jesus fucking Christ. Okay, it is your birthday. It's not your birthday anymore. No, it's not. all over me. Can you hold it for 60 minutes? Jesus fucking Christ. Okay, it is your birthday.

It's not your birthday anymore. No, it's not. Your birthday was... It's an hour and 50 minutes ago. I blew off all my Joker makeup. I wish you had worn all Joker makeup. I was, but I shot it all off. Fucking sneezes. And joker makeup just goes

poof you're like fuck it like directly lands on matt's face why so serious name the movie um but yeah so we uber back and like we get out of the uber and we're all very drunk and like we're not paying attention to the house number but we see that we see the tour van parked right next to a house no not next to parked in that like like parked in front of like right right alongside it's essentially the to the the driveway yeah so we get out we get our out of the tour van we're like oh adam said he left the door unlocked uh let's go on in and we walk into the house and i try to open it and it's not opening so i'm like really jiggling the door hard but and then ryan's like wait is this the house

because i know adam wouldn't leave us astray right of course he's a very sweet man he would never do that and so the moment it was locked my brain went this is good he's the story bar oh the candy bar yeah anyways so basically like we step back we're like wait this is his house right and then we see it's not the number it's the wrong house number and we're like so we run out into the street and then we find his house eventually yeah but if there are security things on jackson was taking a piss in the middle of the street jackson yeah you literally like like we're trying to figure out the house and he just like starts pissing so like instead of it just looking

like we got the wrong house we actually look like we're trying to burglarize some home okay it really looks like we're taking our time because we had bad we had duffel bags with us and like to load up with what kind of burger was going to take a piss in the house i'm just looking more innocent in the streets not the not the house jackson you took a piss in the middle of the room or it takes the jackson street you started doing it and i like jumped no because the piss was an inch from us we're standing there looking at your iphone we're looking at the address and all of a sudden this glistening stream uh lit up by the street lights comes flying right in front of us yo that's the joke dude it was a prank i pissed on ryan i'm just saying they would have legally

been in the right to kill all of us with a gun like we would have died on tour they would have to say hey they the tours canceled ryan's head was blown off by a shotgun in self-defense in a home invasion like does portland have imminent domain for those who don't know imminent domain is an american law which means if someone breaks into your property you legally can shoot and kill them then what's standing your ground no that's stan you're down ground i think it's like no imminent domain is um when they go when the government takes people's land stupid you moron hey you know what i'm 23 i'm at the age where knowledge runs deep in your head you've seen ryan ryan's 26 over here he doesn't know i know i know

actually 24 just don't fall for that because i know there's gonna be a lot of people like when um ryan's like 37 yeah right change the wiki um i remember when uh remember that one time like i tweeted out like happy 16th birthday Jackson Tucker and like November and your birthday's in February it's it's it was it was yesterday but someone made you a famous birthdays page like the website famous birthdays is like let's make Jackson Tucker a famous birthdays page so he has a famous birthdays page and uh it says that his birthday is the day i tweeted it so famous birthday says he's like 16 years old i was like the fan that was doing the birthday page they're like yeah no no it's not a fan fans don't make that the company makes that because they've emailed me

before asking like details so they were like checking your twitter yeah like oh this kid jackson tucker it says you're a youtube star it doesn't really say it does it says Jackson Tucker YouTube star Ryan is that funny to you no it's like do that website like I love famous birthdays but God they get everything wrong it's like they made that slideshow where it was pictures of me with like up like like upbeat music but all the facts were about another guy named matt watson so it was like there are there are many other matt watson's verified other than you i'm not even verified that's what i'm saying it's like there are like several matt watsons that have like 500 followers there was this other matt

watson who had like YouTube and Instagram and Twitter. And I think he was dating like a, like a big famous Instagram model. So he got big too. And he did like blogs about like some Spanish, like learn Spanish with his daughter or something. So on my famous birthdays page that a video would show like a picture of me smiling awkward, but it would be like in 2013 he started his daddy daughter spanish series and i'm like hey daddy dom spanish

sorry like he so it's just facts about the other matt watson and it was like it was like it was like he dated Charlie TV something. But it's like pictures of you from when you were in college. Yeah, it's pictures of me when I was like a freshman in college. So I look so much younger. And I'll just be like some like... And this other dude's like some famous fisherman. No, that's a different Matt Watson.

A third one? Okay, so there's a famous fisherman named Matt Watson. Who's the news dude? The news dude? The reporter. One of the news dudes. Isn't there a reporter named Matt Watson who's the guy dude the news dude the reporter one of us is there a reporter named Matt Watson who's the guy that's like on Twitter oh no you think of Matt wearing the hat we got no there's a man once on Twitter that like

was like hey I keep getting DMS or like no no no that's the journalist journey is no I don't know he works for like vox or something there's another that fake news outlet vox is the fakest news i it turned into a yes yes funny matt thanks guys thank you i had so much support from my friends um so there's too many matt watson's i i don't know if you'd be mad at them or my parents for naming me that i only know one of them so i try to make a twitter account and there's too many man watch it so i was going down did you say so you were going down on her i didn't say her but you know okay so yeah i got a dm from other Matt Watt, one of them, the guy that's like a reporter for Fox.

He's like, people keep adding me or something, thinking I'm you every day. And I'm like, sorry, dude. It ain't easy being famous. Twitter fucking doesn't like you. No, Twitter doesn't like me at all. Instagram doesn't like us either. No. One day we'll get verified, dude.

We just did fucking, we just did the Just for laughs festival in vancouver to a sold out audience why are we not verified well because it's a bigger just for laughs festival in montreal okay well yeah but this is a fun then we'll go to that one this was a big step in our careers ryan yeah we're on our first tour the same one as howie mandel performed out yeah and that's fucking rad we missed howie mandel by like 20 minutes today yeah he was in the hotel lobby and uh we missed him because we slept in too late just think if if we had woken up 20 minutes earlier we would have seen how he went on time we would have seen his shiny fucking bald ass head like think how good that would feel howie mandingo that would look so nice to see in real life but like we do have to thank him because he was a big part of he yeah he owns the festival yeah

um howie mandel was like god these guys are so fucking funny i gotta get them in my comedy festival in canada i'm gonna make sure they have the same show time as me yeah so like some of the promoters for just for laughs like like some of the big ones like decided to come to our show for some reason so they were in the audience and ryan and i are up there on stage and we're just like all right these guys organize like one of the biggest comedy festivals in the entire world and they chose to for some reason come to our show uh instead of howie mandel's because his was at the same time no that's a good point they thought you guys were so funny they scheduled was at the same time. No, that's a good point. They thought you guys were so funny.

They scheduled you at the same time as one of the biggest headliners. They thought we were one of the biggest headliners, right? Yeah. The owner of the festival, they put us at the same time as his show. That's why some of the fans had to literally watch us through a cage. Yeah, absolutely. There was like a batting cage almost set up right next. Oh, it was a fantastic venue.

Oh, I love the venue. The show sold out and I think it sold out more than the venue had seats. Yeah. So they were putting people in like side booths and like they couldn't see us that well. So we apologized to them from on stage. Because every venue has like standing in the back. It was like booths. Yeah.

But like, I don't know. I said it on stage i was like either howie mandel really isn't funny and that's why you guys came or uh you just don't know what you're getting into uh so sorry because like these guys could go see any comedian they want because they organized this festival with seth rogan aziz anzari uh louis ck so jackson tucker john i think they only sent one promoter to see us but they liked it that was an obligation too yeah that is also yeah it's a really fun show we're in the middle of our first tour we have two shows down two more left okay well jackson i think the audience liked it and seattle went great that's a fair assumption but i had a good

time at both shows. I fucking loved Seattle and Vancouver. And tomorrow, or technically today, we're performing in Eugene, Oregon. Yeah, this podcast

hopefully will be out before we perform today. I hope so. That's a good, that's the funniest thing I've heard on the tour. And then the next day is Portland

and then that's a wrap on our very first tour. But no, jokes aside, you guys have had a great tour so far. I mean, you've only done on two shows like they've both been you know funny enough no i think you guys have been really good though thank you it's nice oh to see my friends succeed and everybody enjoy jackson that's so sweet he's been selling merch

and his cowboy hat he's dresses up like a cowboy cowboy I mean sells not dressing up I'm wearing my clothes okay well you look good thank you yeah Matt you just dress up every day well you do dress up every day well I dress myself every day like a jackass what do you mean what do you mean I dress up every day I mean like I feel like most people dress up right like I You're wearing a costume Dressing up to me is when you like Take time like a considerable amount of time to like kind of plan out an outfit or you put thought into like planning out like Color patterns and coordination and stuff because you're dressing up at that point see for me dressing up dressing up that's

dressing up that's wearing clothes let me that's going that's putting effort into dressing for me you're supposed to put effort into dressing no you're not yes you are you're not not like fashion is an art form not at the base level it's how people turn into an art form because it was a base thing and then it turned into an art no it turned into an art form because it wasn't it didn't start out as an art form it started out as protecting your body it's a base but no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Look how good I look in this. I'm a cavewoman. This is art. No one gave a shit. Oh, my fucking God. What do you mean, oh, my fucking God? If you would let me fucking speak. Keep going.

You're fucking screaming, not letting me say a word. Whatever, okay. You're screaming too. Stop. No, you won't let me speak. Okay, buddy. Jesus. Ryan, like any art form, people express themselves through putting on clothing.

Guys. So it is an art. Your pops, Oh, no. My super mega pop socket just broke. It's good quality merch, Jackson. You guys were yelling so loud you broke it. You ripped it off. I watched you.

It fell. It's good quality merch. You've also been using that pop socket since the fucking beginning of time. Oh, you fixed it. Look at that. It's fixed. So you broke it. It wasn't that it's fixed so you broke it it wasn't a shitty product you just broke it anyway ryan's fashion uh fashion's art well yeah a certain

sect of fashion is art yes it's not you dress to express yourself that's not the basis of dressing part of a country and go, Why are you dressing yourself? To express myself! No! They dress to protect themselves. That's like a third world country. I know! Does that make sense? What the fuck are y'all doing?

Why are y'all expressing yourselves? Like, come on! Y'all are so much jackasses. I know, like, fuck you guys. Do you not know what clothes are for? I fucking go to just some horrible third world country and I'm like, Guys! Why aren't you expressing yourselves? Wait, wait, wait, horrible third world country? Why is it horrible? This shit is horrible.

What can I say? I'm a bit of a drop fan. Drinking my covfefe and eating my hamburgers. He announced a state of emergency. Oh, yeah. So that's in the news. So let's talk about it, fellas. So have you guys heard about this thing Trump did? Not a fan.

Not a fan. Anyways, I have a guest right here. No, I'm a fan. Okay. Okay, buddy. End scene. Not a fan. Anyways, I have a guest right here. No, I'm a fan. Okay. Okay, buddy. End scene. Go to commercial. Okay, let's pick back up.

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What are you talking about? Where's your proof of that? You just- you just talk like Eminem. What do you mean? It's a compliment. What? Talk like Eminem? What do you mean I talk like Eminem You don't have to. What do you mean I talk like Eminem? Yo, what up, Ryan? You're not like talking like Eminem, but like you memorize that shit. My friend Ryan, he's always crying and he's gonna be dying.

Is that an Eminem song? Yeah, you made a song about Ryan McGee because he loves SuperMega so fucking much. When you memorize something, you like verbatim, you memorize it. Like if I memorize something, it's like the general idea. You're like word for wordim you memorize it like if I memorize something it's like the general idea you're like word for word whenever you do it okay what does that say about like our personalities I don't know I think you

know just that you're like super obsessive over things that no I'm smarter it's exactly what that means I'm smarter and you're smirking that ball haircut you're wearing right now yeah but the front of it's a bull haircut he's mad be better enjoy the bowl before don't even fucking make a ball you joke. If you wanna hit Matt in the heart, that's what you do. You know I'm self-conscious about my fucking hairline. If any fans out there ever wanna get Matt in the heart. No, stop. If you wanna get Matt, if you wanna get Matt in the angry, just say he's gonna go bald.

No! I'm not gonna be able to tell what's a joke and what's serious. It's gonna hurt my self-esteem. My self-esteem will be lowered after this podcast. Have you noticed Matt's hairline recently? Good, you fucking hipster. It's not all about your looks, Matt. Why does Adam have a fucking painting of Alvin the Chipmunks in his name? That's not Alvin. It's one of the Chipmunks, dumb fuck.

That's the Joker. It's an Alvin the Chipmunks in Joker face. What's his name? His name starts with an S. Simon. Simon, yeah. I chipmunks in Joker face. What's his name? His name starts with an S. Simon. Simon, yeah. I think he said Joker face. What? You said Joker face.

Like it's like... Like it's black face but like Joker. It's just as discriminatory. If you wear Joker face out in public, you're gonna get fired. It's gonna be bad for you. So what do y'all think about the Oscars you know what I'm saying I mean what that the grouch yeah anyways I know right here's an ad Ryan was black shut up shut up what you in an ad read now you guys want to own your own website you want to

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I saw, I was trying to ignore it. I'm trying to read the ad read and promote a wonderful website like Squarespace and he's rocking back and forth, like silently screaming. Jokes aside, can you pause for one second? Are we done with the ad read? Can you be a fucking professional for 30 seconds and finish this bullshit?

Are we done with the ad read? It's not bullshit, it's Squarespace. I know, And they're an incredible company. They are I use Squarespace. I help my little brother Squarespace. I help some weird kid in my college use Squarespace. He did

he was a business major, an international business major, right? How's that? Marketing and okay, well, that's not great. Not great. Yeah How's that working out not great Jackson was the degree worth the like 60 grand or something. Well see once I get a paycheck Jackson we both dropped out of college. Let's see what my friend who I'm working for is paying me.

Wait, I think Real Good Touring is paying you for this. We'll see who's paying me. We'll see. It should be the touring company. He's staffing. He's part of the staff for the tour. Why are we going to have to pay for that? Because I think he's added luggage, you know?

Yeah. A little overweight baggage unfortunately it's like it's like that bag you know you you have to check at the airport and it's just an unwanted kind of payment oh henry's auto parts chocolate bars uh we have like a full we have a whole bag of uh canadian candy Stop! I'm trying to talk about it. Give me a bite of that O'Henry's. I'm trying to give you a bite and now you're wrestling with me for it. It looks like a piece of shit. Let me give it a bite. Take a bite. Have you ever had one? No shit, that's good. You ever had one? Mm-hmm. Take that. Oh my god, it's action. God, it's fire. What kind of chocolate bar is this? It's an old Henry's chocolate bar.

It's so good. Who's Henry? I need a mic. Why did you take some of that out of your mouth? Because I felt bad eating it all. But I've already had a whole one myself. He's being generous, Ryan. Are you really going to call him out?

It's not his birthday. I don't want it. It's too sweet. I got cavities. Okay. Yesterday. I don't want it. It's too sweet. I got cavities. Okay. Sorry. Ryan just threw the candy bar over here. No, there. Eat it. I just shoved it into his mouth.

Y'all, I got a cartoon ass cavity in my mouth. Like my wisdom tooth on my back left, like top corner of my mouth. On my wisdom tooth back there. It's like a cart fucking like Courage the Cowardly Dog cavity. How many times a week would you say you eat candy? Do you think you cut down on it? Yeah, of course, right? You live with me, Jackson.

You know, I've cut down, right? What do you say? I cut down. You cannot say that I haven't cut down. Are we saying sweets or only candy? Because Matt eats a lot of cookies. What do you mean? When do I eat cookies? Sometimes when I'm sleeping in your living room. Which means sometimes every night? But this happens, okay so you wanna see this happens every night? This

happens sometimes of every night. I'll wake up in the middle of the night with Matt literally looming over me, reaching on this kitchen counter like 4 a.m. pulling cookies I was like chips ahoy Oreos like fucking night I wake up why you wake up like shit Matt that's why you feel bad. I don't know why I have cavities. You like the fucking cookie monster. Listen, dude, every night between like 4 and 6 a.m., my eyes shoot open like Squidward in that one scene when SpongeBob's outside at night being loud and shit. And the glass breaks?

It's like, yeah. Basically. Now Henry just hit me. What do you mean? It's a chocolate bar. What do you mean he just hit you? That's a lot of sugar. No shit, You mean it's a chocolate bar. What do you mean? He just hit you No shit Sherlock, it's a candy bar Okay

Would you do one of your friends? Especially if they took the time out of their out of their sleep schedule to record a podcast He didn't want to go to sleep. It was his idea to do the podcast really. Sorry. I'll interrupt. We're like a two-hour sober It's fun. I forgive you thank you sorry matt continue what are we even talking about i don't know please i have to finish that thought the fans are gonna be real upset they're gonna be like wow that was so disappointing he didn't finish the what was i talking about i don't actually do you remember we were talking about? I don't actually... Do you remember? We were talking about Matt eating cookies. Cookies, yeah, yeah. So between 4 and 6 a.m., I always wake up and it's like I've never eaten in my life. I'm so fucking hungry.

I'm like, I need food. And I'm like, okay, in the kitchen I got some fucking cookies. I got some chips ahoy. So I'll just go in. Ew, Ryan. Fucking wipe it off your face. I open up the cookies and I eat them. And then I go back to sleep happy.

But apparently it wakes up Jackson. He doesn't like it. And it's part of the reason you probably wake up feeling like shit. I don't mind you waking me up. I'm just saying. You're like, what about some of the cavities? Why do my teeth hurt? And I'm like, you wake up at 4 a.m. and eat like eight cookies every night.

Do you at least use milk? Wait, don't brush your teeth? No. Don't share that information. Yes I do. I brush them before bed and when I wake up. Yeah, but I'm just saying when you wake up and eat the cookies, you don't. Yeah, cause I'm going back to bed

and I'm gonna be awake in like two hours. And the chocolate sits there. That's a really good point. Yeah, that's a bad idea actually. That's like literally just like destroying my teeth. Matt, you're tipping me in meat, I'm just saying. No, I know. I appreciate it. Yeah. From now on. It's a life lesson that even the viewers can learn. First of all, I do use milk. Like I'll actually pour myself a glass of milk and dip Oreos at 4 in the morning. Dairy milk? Ooh. Dairy milk you motherfucker. Wait, Oreos?

You know what happens when people see that they're eating Oreos and shit. Yeah, they keep turning to the fucking 2000s Cartoon Network logo. Yeah. You know, it's like. That's good. That's good. Thanks, dude. Is Bill Burr over here?

Dude, are you roasting me right now? You say Bill Maher? Dude, we got Bill Maher on the podcast, ladies and gentlemen. We actually do. We have him. He's coming on next month. Yeah, I'm very excited. I can't believe he said yes.

We saw him live last month. Ryan just kept insisting we had to go see him. So we went. Well, I couldn't go. I just wanted to watch him on my TV with my surround sound. Ryan put on two power gloves and like some like I don't know MLG like Gunnar glasses and put down like a just dance pad and just turn Bill Maher on the surround sound I have a button that I press where like the air horn the MLG air horn plays whenever he

roasts he does really want to every time every time Bill Maher's like, So, of course there was collusion. DOOM! Yup. Got him. Every single night, Ryan's just there in the moment being like, now of course I'm a liberal, but and Ryan's like, dun dun dun! Bill Maher's just fucking

standing there just being like, now listen, I bet if Drumpf could use his tiny hands to suck his own he would do do the funny part is like y'all are the ones that like spent like time out of your own life to go see bill maher alive you came i didn't well no i didn't we're not no i'm talking about you like after you jerked off there the night you came completely different subject No, I'm talking about you like after you jerked off there the night you came completely different subject. Oh, are you really not there? For a second. I thought he was are you thinking I was yes. I thought you did with Bill Maher with no I promise you I did not he did no no he didn't it was just you mean Harrison

I don't believe that I didn't come cuz I I remember stop When they go see stop, yeah, I didn't go see Bill Maher. Bill Maher was not funny. Wait, wait, what do you mean Bill Maher wasn't funny? Uh-oh. When we're mega comedians, Ryan, he's going to have us on his show. When you're super mega comedians. Very funny, Jackson. Thank you.

That's why you're not making the big bucks. That's why I make the big bucks. We both just said the opposite thing at the exact same time. Ryan laughed at me, though. Is that true? I mean, I laughed in general. I don't want to- But you looked at, I saw you look at Jackson.

It's okay, Ryan. See, he's very supportive. You're very antagonistic. What do you mean I'm antagonistic? Whoa, dude. Whoa, jeez. I feel attacked. I know.

Yikes. Wow. It's okay, Ryan. You don't have to pick sides. I won't make you. See how nice that is I think I value his opinion and yours too. That's fake Y'all we talk about we're in Canada we turn on TV

It laughs like a four-year-old getting like a pixie stick. Oh'm kidding no that was that was a good bird that got you I can't imagine you're gonna have to take a seat for a few seconds um I've missed it was like it wasn't the goofy TV show where it's like the goofy movie yeah it was like a prank show on Canadian it was called like just for laughs have you seen the porn that does the same shit probably have you seen that porn that does the same probably have you seen that yeah probably it's like the porn with the goofy sound effects like oh it's like it's like a girl who like will like bend over and like her top flies off in the wind or something also like it'll be like old men passing away that's how like like you know how

you can see a gif but you can hear sounds sometimes in your head every time i see one of those ads inside of a porn site where like the the dude stepmom walks in and he's like boom it's like it's like I can hear those cartoon sounds in my head every time I watch a porn ad that's on the side of a porn website all I hear is cartoon sound that's like Ryan every time he's having sex and Adam off with Joker make fucking in the home improvement what are we gonna go see Tim Allen lie I do not I've been trying yes yeah guys like he doesn't show all the time for episodes behind on last man standing don't say that but I were like 400 episodes by watch like six listen don't don't wrap me into that is like so much

Matt will literally sit us down and be like you motherfuckers you're living with me you have to watch last main standing yeah he also made you watch family guy oh this is bullshit I didn't make I did not have to watch last gun doing Matt was ar-15 that he got from ar-15 calm that's our next ad read actually they have a new bump stock deal oh man this is all funny but we should probably do more I can't believe that Matt's so obsessed with Rick and Morty Jackson not that shit off. You made us watch like the whole second season.

Me and Ryan were in the fucking van with you today and you're like, can we please watch it? Like Matt, we were trying to enjoy Fortnite. Me and Ryan were trying to play Fortnite so much in the van today. Did I say me and Matt? Yeah, you did. Me and Ryan were trying to play fortnight trying to get Ryan that fish stick skin can't fuck I can't get it can't get it man it's

impossible it's sad but anyway Matt's like so okay please watch Rick and Morty I did thank you Jackson wait wait before my phone dies I want to say a word about honey Ryan yes with millions of top-rated sellers offering the exact same products on Amazon finding the best deals like looking for an invisible needle in the world's biggest haste stop you can't be doing this shit while I'm doing the ad we only have 1% on this phone I know what it's been a little bit like like an hour. Let's go. But thanks to Honey, the free browser extension, I always get the best price. Stop! Stop it!

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when you blow your nose it sounds like a fucking elephant in the savannah roaring like you can you can blow it quieter right Harrison I have both talked to you about this because I'll be laying in bed, Jackson, 90% asleep. Stop blowing your fucking nose at night. No, it's not. I can't fucking sleep. It's not when he blows his nose at night. It's when he coughs. It sounds like a judge smacking a gavel or like a snare drum. Jackson's cough.

It's like. We're going to have to pick this one up tomorrow. What do you mean? Unless we can. We're 45 minutes in ryan do you think you think i think we can make it through i'm good i've been obnoxious but i'm fine i've been obnoxious but at least you're honest we've been we've been drunk we've all been we were so drunk this whole pot i'm still sorry being a jackass so uh we were in seattle for the first

show of our pacific northwest tour and we get into an Uber, and the first thing you see when we get in is these big laminated signs that was like, "'Do not tip me. "'Instead, consider supporting my book.'" I wrote a fantasy book, you can check it out here, and he typed out a URL on the poster. I don't think too much of it. It's kinda funny, but we're me ryan and

jackson we're crammed in the backseat of the uber driving through the snowy streets of seattle and i get a text from jackson uh in a group chat with ryan and it just says this dude's name is p ness p period ness like like he abbreviated his first name to just p and his last name is n-e-s-s and i'm like no way and i look at the poster again the laminated poster for his book the dude's name was p ness and this dude's serious you look at him you look at his book and his ad and his uber like he said that's not a joke like this guy was serious did anyone else get the vibe that like he was actually pretty peeved that we didn't ask him about his book because yeah because it explicitly yeah

told us to and also also like i i think he noticed i was laughing at the penis thing because when jackson sent me that text i could not keep it together i was covering like i was i was also making it very obvious yeah ryan you were you were like what's so funny buddy I'm like this dude has to know his name is penis right like do you don't think he like he's realized that by now right he was well 29 do you think he put that on his book like initially to like plan for that or do you think that like he realized that after the fact and try to roll with it he was like haha yeah it's a good joke right like like like he spent all of his savings to print like 500 copies of any day we like that yeah yeah that was it that was like I did that on purpose it's a bit I was just playing myself, you know? Penis. It's funny because it sounds like penis.

What if he, like, still hasn't noticed? Like, he's, like, 29. He's, like, a big fan of us. He's, like, shit. He's, like, listening to this, and he's, like, man, that was so cool. I got to drive them the other day. Let me listen to their podcast. And then he, like, listens, and he's, and he's like fuck dude my name is penis hey why would parents do

that like that like did they not fucking think for two seconds that their kid's name was gonna be penis funny go by his first name like Peter Ness is not much better Peter Ness just sounds like a funny way to say penis Paul Ness is not much better. Peter Ness sounds like a funny way to say penis. Paul Ness? It all sounds like a funny way to say penis. Patricia Ness? I gotta pull out my Paul Ness. See, it still sounds funny.

My Peter Ness. See, you can't say that shit. Hold on. My Philip Ness. My Phil Ness. My Phil Ness. No, what? My Phil Ness.

My Philip Ness? Philip Ness. Whoops. Whatness. No, what? My Phil-ness. My Philip-ness? Philip-ness. Whoops. What? I spit up a little bit. Yeah, yeah, I saw. Whatever, Adam can clean it up later. He's like...

My Pete-ness. He's like, look, he's like, how the... Our tour manager, Adam, we love pranking him. Like today in the tour van, we all did this thing. So he's driving, you know, and it's icy outside. So we just panked into the road. We did this thing where we jumped and joked him and he skidded on the ice.

Crashed the van and now he has to pay for it. We did this hilarious thing where he was at a stoplight and we all went, it's green. He wasn't paying, he was texting his wife and he hears us all go, it's green. So he's like, oh was Texan's wife. And he hears us all go, it's green. So he's like, oh shit. So he just steps on the gas right into the red light. We get T-bone.

We were all in the back. The first half of the tour bus shredded completely off. Adam goes through the windshield. He fucking flies through the windshield, starts to blast his face. Starfishes through it. And he broke his coccyx, his collarbone, three vertebrae.

And we go and visit him at the hospital, and he goes, guys, I broke my coccyx. And I go, oh, Adam broke his cock, everybody. And he had tears in his eyes because he was so embarrassed. Is that where we're ending this one? No. I'll tell them the real prank we did on Adam. We're all three in the back of the tour van and Adam's up there driving.

So as a prank. Why so serious? So as a prank, Ryan and I tell Jackson, I bet you won't suck Adam's dick while he's driving. Jackson goes up, gives Adam crazy road head. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It wasn't a bad, we were playing truth or dare and i said jackson i said jackson truth what's the one thing you've always wanted to do and he goes watch and then he goes up there and he gives adam the best brain he's ever had and adam goes

well god divorced my wife now is he brendo yeah he's brend adam and brenner one adam's gonna like adam listen to the podcast there's brent brent two brent two and then there's uh adam which is just like brent brent cube that's what he's called like somehow adam is like a shorter version of brent no brent's like six two think, actually. Brent's a monster. Brent's a fucking freak, dude. And I hope he fires us. And he's tall. He's not tall. It's a joke.

Oh. Because he's a freak. I knew that fucking Tucker brother was going to say some shit about me sooner or later. Brent, come on my podcast. Can you have Brent as the first guest on Ewan Harrison's new podcast? Yeah. Which is coming out soon. And when it does does you guys should go check it out is it coming out soon work on it jackson harrison doing like a brother's podcast what do you mean because though don't blame him oh don't don't blame your sweet hard-working

brother jackson he can't oh now he's blowing his nose and to fucking, oh, sorry. He can't defend himself right now. I'll just say that I want to do a podcast with my brother, but I don't want to just be, you know, I don't want to be another podcast in the mix. I want to, you know. You're going to be, that's just it. We are. Yeah.

I'm just saying like, you're going to do something to make yourself stand out in some way, but at the end of the day, it's the personalities that people come for. It's not the gimmick. People like the Tucker brothers. They say, wow, it's the personalities that people come for. Exactly. It's not the gimmick. People like the Tucker Brothers. They say, wow, is this Tucker? I don't know.

People don't come from, people go to Hot Ones to watch celebrities, not Sean Evans. I think, although you're very, Sean Evans, I think that's his name. He's a very fucking great interviewer. I would love to go to Hot Ones. Our fear isn't doing a podcast. I think it's just people. It's women. No, well yes.

You're terrified of women. And I understand, you're scared women are going to listen to it and judge you. It's okay. Not even judge me, I'm just scared women aren't going to listen to it. Don't worry, they won't. Okay, good. Just make sure to ask nicely for them not to at the beginning of the vlog, guys. Hey, you guys have seen Magic Trick?

Wait, watch this. What are you doing? Wow, Jackson, that was cool. He threw a handkerchief on his beer can. Then he made it disappear. Whoa! Shit, I should be screaming, dude. Adam's gonna wake up and think someone's burglarized him.

We're not in his house. Adam's gonna wake up. We're in his fucking shed. He's just gonna confront the burglar and choke him. We're in his fucking shed. So we're in Adam's bomb shelter in his backyard right now he made it like he's like he left a note he's like boys yeah there's I set up mattresses in the bomb shelter really we go out back there's a fucking manhole

yet to undo and climb like 20 feet down underground into a tiny ass bomb we're recording this shit in a bunker we're like fucking cans of Campbell's soup and chef boy already on the shelf Adam guess what buddy the world ends that shit's not healthy get some fucking green beans or pineapple next time by the way adam your stock of apples has gone bad yeah you like that looks like you literally put that box in here like two years ago when you think something was gonna happen you should get that out it's even been in here since he's gonna listen to this because he listens to every episode of the podcast yeah and he's just gonna listen to this and be like wow they really hurt my feelings with these jokes but we love them

legitimately adam we've said much worse about brent okay and uh we've said much worse about aaron yeah and i mean we've said shit about jackson too what is jackson this is for real I used to go to a coffee shop in Columbia cool dude yeah nice story every fucking time I'd walk cool story bro tell it again every single time I walk in the owner would be like he like starts singing that song to me like it was so uncomfortable cuz like every time I walk in you start singing it's like the the third time I don't know how to react anymore so I'm just like standing there while he tries to like make this joke the third time and it was like I lived under or I lived in the apartment above that coffee shop for

a whole year so like every time you like sings that song when I walk in I'm just like standing there waiting for the fish so I can like just get a cup of coffee how long does he go for he goes like six lines in like two is the max hey what's up dude like like two is the max that's it minimum he'd go I am for real he'd go way too high on that part too and I'm just like, can I get a house cup of coffee? Well, you remember him though, so would you rather be a fucking Starbucks barista who doesn't even remember your name and spells it wrong on the cup on purpose to make people laugh on the internet? I don't remember if he didn't do that.

I'm being honest. Man, you wouldn't, Jackson. You'd fucking blow that memory out with all the rest of the in your nose you have a lot of in your nose yeah you do man don't look at me like that you have a lot of in your nose nasty man don't growl at me he's giving him the phone don't show your teeth at me jackson didn't you work at a coffee shop in college that you got off shift and then five minutes after you got off shift, Bill Clinton came in?

No. I worked at the Covfefe shop in Cambodia. Nice. Where that happened. Dude, did you- No, actually, it wasn't- Bill Clinton worked at a coffee shop I went to. Worked at one?

Bill Clinton worked at a- No, Bill Clinton didn't work at a- Okay, you're drunk, Jackson. Get your words straight. Bill Clinton didn't work at a- Unless he's doing real bad now. Yeah, this is how I get by now. We also like Hillary's campaign. After she lost-

After she lost to Donald Trump, he's now working as a barista. After Hillary said, Pokemon go to the polls Well, I guess I'm gonna make my living somewhere. It is fucking in Columbia. Well, I know Why are you looking at the door did you hear somebody Really Wait, did you really see someone peeking? Can you lock it please? Blind okay. It's like fucking 2 a.m. It's 3 a.m. That's what I'm saying.

It's raining outside. Ryan, can you lock that? I'm scared. Did you see someone peeking in the pitch black window? Dude, don't fuck it. There's windows. There's windows everywhere in this room. I am locking this shit right now.

But we have to go back out into the night. Dude, if someone would peek in, that means there's someone outside. There's a lot of, most people are outside. Not at 3am. No. Alright. Is that window locked? Is that window locked? Go check, Jackson. Fucking shit. What about that one? Why does Adam have so many windows in this fucking place? There's been a reflection

that moved at the last second. I don't know. Reflections don't move unless you move. Yeah, the reflection was delayed. You know when you see something out of the corner of your eye and you're like, what? And then it's nothing? That's probably what it was. Yeah that but that was specifically a pitch black window into just an empty void all right if this podcast doesn't get uploaded i mean this is the ending of it's perfect evidence because we're scared compliment any of the cities you've seen on tour you love Seattle's wonderful good yeah okay so you hate Vancouver what oh because we also

toured make you say shit about them I love I just I've been to Toronto and I prefer I like Toronto more than Vancouver now that I love Canada man Canada so I like their money is so sick okay liberal Jackson shut up like their money is so sick okay liberal jackson shut up like their money is so fucking cool in canada it reminds me of does it is it isn't japanese money colorful monopoly no japanese money is like american money wait really yeah it's boring shit is it japanese money feels like paper it's it's like canadian money is like plastic japanese money is like paper and it uh i think it looks like they took a lot of inspiration from American money for theirs it is different colors slightly yeah just slightly though but in Canada it's like like right in this monopoly

money there's like it is colored after monopoly money it's so cool they have like space stations and astronauts and like trains and shit on their money that's so cool it smells like maple syrup too we need to redo our money right no one's no but you know like maple syrup too we need to redo our money right no one no but you know like if we tried to no like people like freak out yeah because the thing is like in america there's a lot of uh hold on to the past i guess it's not holding on like change is like like it's gonna end everything it's gonna like doom everybody yeah because everyone who like it's like it's a slippery slope you're gonna delete histories no we're changing the money to make it you know Hillary Clinton's president

she's gonna put herself on everything yeah she's gonna put herself on the corner well I wouldn't have a problem with that Jackson would you just kidding I would have you yes I would I bet bet the clintons are trying to put themselves on uh on the dollar bill and the white house what you read clinton cash my dad has what i know clinton cash it's a book by steve bannon some other dude and i came home my dad was it's a novella is it about it's a fan fiction ryan oh also i i think we should just close this podcast is actually sponsored by the clinton Is it about the... It's a fan fiction, Ryan. Oh, also, I feel like we should just close.

This podcast is actually sponsored by the Clinton Association. George Soros? This podcast is sponsored by the Clinton Foundation. I should probably... I forgot we have to legally say that. Isn't the Clinton Foundation super fucked up? Actually, tune in next week when Chelsea Clinton comes on. No, it's not fucked up, Ryan. The Clinton Foundation sponsors our entire channel.

They're terrible people. They're a bunch of liars and politicians. Yes. No, it's not fucked up Ryan. The Clinton Foundation sponsors our entire channel. They're channel people. They're a bunch of liars and politicians. Yes. Yeah, that's a bit because they sponsor our podcast. Yeah, you know what, they are politicians. How come calling someone out for being a lying politician is so like... Never mind, I don't want to get into it.

Every politician is stupid. Listen, I hate Donald Trump, but like, you think Hillary Clinton hasn't done some illegal shit All right, Hillary Clinton's done some they've all done illegal shit. They're all fucking politicians everyone everyone fucking sucks Viva L'Orion, you know I'm saying yeah vote for me, baby Baby, right right McGee 2020. Oh, I think I think Ryan would do a pretty job All right first, everyone gets candy. Leave a comment below, McGee or Watson 2020, which side are you on? Each of us have a vice president of a different Tucker Brothers, so it's like McGee, Tucker.

Let's start this debate. Watson, Tucker. Who gets which Tucker? We decide now, we decide later. Do I get Harrison or do I get Jackson? You get Jackson. I get Jackson. You get Jackson. I get Jackson. You get Harrison.

You're more of the hard throw. I'm not as close with Harrison as I am with Jackson, though. And you're equally as close as I am. I've known Jackson longer than Harrison. You're a hard throw. I'm not. So I get the more attractive. All right, y'all. We're playing this for 2020.

Watson McGee. Decide first who gets Jackson. Okay. Then decide who wins. Anyway, guys. Maybe it's the same answer because there's some correlation there. Yeah, possibly. But anyway, guys, it's pretty late.

It's like 3 a.m. We got a show tomorrow in Eugene, Oregon. We're going to sleep. Yeah, and Ryan has to edit this tomorrow. So I think we're going to get some sleep. We're all pretty drunk still, so we're're gonna go sleep and have pancakes in the morning So thank you all for listening This was a messy goofy podcast where very different recorded on an iPhone and we're all drunk

But next week we'll be back to your scheduled Programming of regular super mega cast in our studio and thank you for supporting us We're really having a really good time on this tour Thank you to everyone who's like bought in tickets to just support us or who just supports us through listening to the podcast yeah uh on that note it's also on spotify and itunes yeah so uh if you want to listen to it on the go and you don't have youtube premium you can uh just go on spotify or itunes and google play music uh i like spotify the Yeah, me too. But yeah. Okay.

Cool, Jackson. Awesome. What a great way to end. Can you not wait? Literally, can you not wait 10 seconds?